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This isn't completely related to selfshipping but i unironically love making up shipnames for my s/i and the tf2 characters.
[also to note: some of these are not canon; pyro and scout are friends; and saxton hale is just kinda there. idk he's alright.]
Engineer x Morale: Radio Repair
Soldier x Morale: Roger That
Spy x Morale: Esprit de corps, Radio Drama
Medic x Morale: Herzschlag / Heartbeat
Demoman x Morale: Boombox
Sniper x Morale: Radio Silence, National Outback
Heavy x Morale: Tea and Jam
Scout x Morale: Skip Distance
Pyro x Morale: Smoke Signals
Miss Pauling x Morale: Two-way Radio
Saxton Hale x Morale: Mating Calls [this one is just dumb ignore]
Proships DNI
#if you are wondering: yes i've completely exhausted any possible communication term that personally sounded cool#{insert me becoming autistic over radios because of my s/i having a radio motif}#half of these have a radio / communications motifs on morale's end bc see above#also some explanations on the name bc why not:#radio repair is self-explanatory (engie solving practical problems and all)#roger that is slang in the military (but mostly in general) to say ' i understand ' and ofc that would remind me of him#the english word morale was originated from the french term espirit de corps (so of course)#i had so much trouble w/ medic until i remembered 'heartbeat' a few days ago and i facepalmed by how long it took me to figure that out#by comparison; boombox was the fastest and by far the easiest to think of (radio motif + boom)#radio silence was also self-explanatory#but the 2nd one references yosemite national park and the outback (since morale originates in mariposa and sniper lives in the bush)#i kinda want to do more w/ morale originating in mariposa bc that place is gorgeous#fun fact: adding jam (strawberry blackberry ect.) is a common addition for russian tea culture and i wanted to use my knowledge somehow#both miss pauling and morale would communicate via two-way radio or walkie-talkie (so that was a easy pick)#smoke signals because get it fire + a form of communication im a genius#skip distance is a distance a radio wave travels in and it usually includes a hop in the ionosphere (<- NERD)#tf2 oc#oc x canon#and thats it#💞📻#[just me yapping]
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I haven’t drawn the degasi in like a year or two, they’re so disfunctional family coded. The art is kinda bad, I’m not very good at drawing 3/4 face angles, I still have to practice. And I did get a bit lazy in the second frame but oh well. Brain rot it is.
#subnautica#degasi#degasi survivors#subnautica fanart#subnautica art#bart torgal#marguerit maida#Paul Torgal#meme redraw#video game fanart#divorced family core ❤️#bart is autistic because I say so#I’m projecting about that hard btw but idc#btw bart is canonically the youngest survivor in both Subnautica and below zero
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Hear me out:
Black cat autistic bf (Patrick Bateman) and golden retriever ADHD bf (Paul Allen)
#american psycho#patrick bateman#american psycho memes#patrick bateman x paul allen#paul allen#gay#lgbtq#black cat#golden retriever#autism#autistic coded character#autistic patrick bateman is basically canon#adhd
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micro i love u
#marvel#the punisher#microchip#wanted to draw this originally but i cant even draw frank nevermind micro so im scared#and also. i have not picked up my pen for weeks#broke: hcing micro as autistic because of sterotypes about autistic people and nerds#woke: hcing micro as autistic because of his canon behaviours#bespoke: hcing micro as autistic because youre projecting an irl autistic friend onto him. hi paul :)#sidenote what the fuck is wrong with franks arm thru this issue. i just noticed in the right image#but trust me in the left one it was also fucked up
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As much as I love the idea of emma helping paul figure out his sexuality and stuff, just imagine how funny it would be if one day OUT OF NOWHERE paul just casually mentioned that he used to a boyfriend? Like? The REACTIONS???
Also, I don’t mean emma, she would be totally chill about it but bill? charlotte??? TED????
one of the many reasons i love the bi paul headcanon (???) is how it’s a fuck you to stereotypes. “bi people are adventurous” “queer men are theatrical” “bi people are sluts”. no. here’s a guy who has lived in his hometown his whole life, hates musicals, and has one canon love interest across three musicals. he is awkward and tired and unsociable and will not see mamma mia. and he swings both ways but he won’t participate in the company softball league.
#jon you can’t just confirm bi paul in the last 10 minutes of a livestream#i would go FERAL if it became canon#jon matteson#bi paul matthews#emma perkins#ted spankoffski#charlotte sweetly#bill woodward#tgwdlm#starkid#team starkid#bisexual#also this and autistic paul make me wanna SCREAM
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The Think Tank Random Headcanon List
Two people asked for this so that means it happening 👍 your welcome, most if not all of these r prewar/brain tank
-this one’s pretty supported in canon but think Dala likes fashion and dressing up🫶. I love giving her a fun little outfit
Yay
-0 had back pains pre brain tank. Also a lot of fatigue. The certified professional sleeper. When he’s working on projects in his home he tends to do it lying on the floor.
-this one’s basically canon but 8 has arithmomania. I say basically canon bc things in his house in Higgs often come in sets of 8, as well as his house being the 8th house despite there not BEING 8 houses. I think this would also extend to counting to 8 on his fingers when he’s nervous and such.
-tied in I also believe 8 has ocd. Borous has bpd.
-Dala was pretty reserved growing up, as she grew up/especially in the looped personality she became for lack of better terms “bolder and more flirty” as compensation for having been so withdrawn previously.
-I am wishy washy with a lot of gender headcanons for characters, my brain kinda just goes well idk if they’re trans but they’re not Not trans. However I do feel quite definitively that Dala is nb transfem, and Mobius and 0 are trans men.
-I think all of their names have some tie to the names they had pre recursion loop. Canonically both Klein’s name and his prewar last name start with K. I think the other’s names have similar ties.
-on that note, I think Borous’s old name (/just his family in general) has Painfully Russian origins. It makes his McCarthyism thing so hilariously ironic
-I think 8 is Canadian, but he only lived there pre annexation of Canada, he was working at big MT and living at Higgs once it happened.
-0’s old last name used to be “O’something” and people still used to call him Dr. O then and he still hated it. Doomed fate
-re: Mobius being trans, i think his first name was Edward. He named himself after Dr. Morbius from the movie The Forbidden Planet
-Klein is a big wine guy, like obvious there’s wine bottles strewn about his house, but I mean like. He’s the kind of guy to just know things about every kind of wine.
-Klein is probably the best dressed after Dala, I think he just tries to be professional for the most part. 0 thinks he’s fashionable but he isn’t. Already mentioned but Mobius dresses like an old lighthouse keeper. Cableknit sweater and the works. I think he’d also like antique pipes
I’m probably gonna alter the Klein outfit but yeah you get the idea. Doodles
-I feel SO STRONGLY ABOUT THIS. But 0 and Borous went to high school together. 0’s one line mentioning Borous in high school was just way too telling.
-Klein and Mobius need reading glasses. Dala used to need glasses, didn’t wear them throughout her childhood until like college, and then switched to contacts after college
-The think tank are all very close and got along much better prewar than they do at the time of the game. They kinda Jean-Paul Sartre No Exit’d themselves and their personalities are stuck in an endless loop. To say the least they started getting on each other’s nerves after 200 years. But this isn’t to say they didn’t still bicker or anything prewar
-8 never really liked talking much. Possibly having selective mutism. This was mostly fine for him because pre brain tank you have facial expressions and hands and hand gestures that kinda make up for not talking at times. After the brain tanks he was kind just. Forced to talk to relay information. His speech was extremely awkward and stilted, which combined with the above head canon is why Dala made that comment about how they like him better now that his voice modulator is broken.
-they all have autism of some flavor tbh. To me. In my autistic mind.
-dead animal ment.// but I feel like Borous was that kid who like poked at dead squirrels and shit as a kid. It frames the Gabe and cyberdog thing well lol
-I’m an 8/0 head so I think they worked together a lot. Even if it’s not on the same project they would just do thinks at the same time together.
-the mentats on Klein’s bedside table are Mobius’s
-0 used to be a super big fan of House and RobCo when he was in high school. Obviously that is no longer true
-0 excels at making robots that are smaller. He doesn’t want to acknowledge this though. Muggy and his walking eyes (w/ wild wasteland) are both pretty small but they work well. The larger scale securitrons he’s tried to make obviously. Do not.
-I think the lounge music theme for the radio was a collective choice, but I feel like Dala especially likes music like that.
-Klein and Mobius used to play games like chess or checkers or card games “outside” in Higgs old person style.
-post brain tank one (woah) Klein has fleeting feelings of missing someone or something he can’t recognize. Any memories tying it to an image of a person he doesn’t quite remember. His brain just doesn’t connect that it’s Mobius and he usually just pushes the feeling down whenever it happens lol
If I think of more I’ll add them.
#thedamtalkingtag#insanity#my art#fnv old world blues#old world blues#fnv owb#think tank#doctor dala#doctor mobius#doctor klein#doctor 0#doctor 8#doctor borous#fallout#fallout new vegas#new vegas#fallout new vegas art#fallout new vegas fanart#I forgot there was art in this while making the tags lol
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Happy disability pride month here are my disability headcanons
- the Conagher name is a big name in prosthetic appendage design and mobility aids in their area. They’re on the cutting edge of technology, offering cheap advancements in prosthetics that most people in their home town would never be able to access otherwise. Farmer neighbors who have lost hands to accidents and who had to make do with homemade prosthetics have their jobs made a lot easier through these new electronic prosthetic designs.
- Sniper, Heavy, and Miss Pauling are autistic and although it affects them in different ways they share a special interest in guns. Once a year, if they can tolerate being crammed in the vehicle together for hours, they all go pile in a truck and visit a gun show. They stay til closing, infodumping about guns the entire time, and on the way back to the base they stop at McDonald’s. It’s the highlight of their year.
- Demoman wants to start training a seeing eye dog for when he inevitably loses his other eye (I drew a whole concept art for this and gave him doggies, it’s buried in my tumblr, I can’t stop thinking about it)
- Scout is dyslexic (that’s less of a headcanon and more of a canon)
- Sniper has Ehlers-Danlos with chronic pain. He’s had significant pain since adolescence. Running around and standing for long periods puts strain on his joints, so he’s more comfortable if he’s able to stay in one spot. This is why he loves this line of work, he can do what he does best with guns while adapting to his limits. His skin also scars and bruises easily.
FUCK YEAH HAPPY DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 headcanons#submitted headcanon#tf2 engineer#engineer tf2#sniper tf2#tf2 sniper#heavy tf2#tf2 heavy#miss pauling#miss pauling tf2#tf2 miss pauling#scout tf2#tf2 scout#demoman tf2#tf2 demoman
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fem!fortress ( @missvonivory ed. )
aka me and my gf were goofing around with our hcs for the gals and they came up with such brilliant ones that i had to show everybody .... no pyro bc in our perfect world it's agender so they don't count
scout/jenny: White Boston Girl™ who was raised with 7 older sisters by her single dad. a bit too silly sometimes and she gets excited wayyyy too quickly for her own good. a certified Speed Runner and she loves baseball with all her heart
soldier/john: her name is actually joan but shes illiterate so she thinks its john lmao. THE MOST REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT RRAHHHH she's kinda stupid but she does her best trust me
demowoman/tavia: bloody chaotic scottish demowoman!!!! she is unstoppable on the battlefield and you better believe that she WILL explode you even if she has only one eye. she is an alcoholic and she loves a good ol' bottle of scrumpy. an amazing and passionate friend who can be quite rational when shes not too drunk.... which is rare
heavy/masha (maria): tough siberian mountains made this woman into who she is today. as the oldest daughter with three younger brothers with her old father she LOVES her family <3333 she is a Heavy Weapons Lady. her muscles are CRAZY
engineer/dolly (dolores): being a short texas born and raised lady in STEM is tough let me tell you but dolly conagher is a very special woman!!!! she has 11 phds in engineering and she is a Big Deal. a stubborn and determined genius
medic/lucia: mad scientist.... she is unhinged. thats why she lost her medical license 😭😭😭 she means well and she cares about her team but she can be absolutely horrifying with her deranged willingness to experiment on people. but oh well does it come handy when its about their enemy team
sniper/mundee: tired autistic woman. may seem calm and collected on the surface but she has a hidden sarcastic and bizarre sense of humor lmao.... and yes she pisses in jars. what about it. considers herself a lonely wolf but secretly appreciates company of friends
spy: a classy madam with fancy taste. thinks her daughter jenny is too much to handle. spy is a pro at being a snobby french and killing people. truly a lady with manners of all times
bonus!!!!
mister pauling: a manager twink who really tries to get these girls in order because they would be too unstoppable unless there is someone who would calm their energy down a bit. he is gay and lowkey has a gay panic when he sees mashas younger brother
fun trivia tidbits :
masha's younger bros are yan , bronislav and zakhar (zhanna ! bc there's no male equivalent for names that start with zh in russian) . according to the au instead of falling in love with john zakhar just develops a wacky bloodthirsty friendship with her but finds himself weirdly charmed by mr pauling . the homosexual tension in that submarine was crazy
sniper is a trans woman 🌷🌷🌷
you wanna know another reason why zakhar doesn't date john (besides goofy yaoi's sake) ¿ boots n bombs are canon in this universe . tavia kisses her every day
#thankyu for reading#i may draw these goobers soon#bc this is legitimately my fav thing ever thankyu missvonivory ;;;#meet the team#brick.ponders#brick.talk#fem fortress#tf2#tf2 headcanons#fem scout#fem soldier#fem demo#fem heavy#fem engineer#fem medic#fem sniper#fem spy#boots n bombs
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THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN EVERY EPISODE OF TEEN WOLF EVER
part ii (part i HERE)
coach finstock philosophy being the thing that actually fixes you
a soundtrack that consists of the sort of music that makes you wish you were no longer alive, plus (ironically) the excellent song lose your soul by dead man's bones
jeff davis forgetting character's ages and back stories and sometimes the characters themselves (fuck you forever for kira, jeff, you massive poopy head)
jeff davis forgetting the plot
jeff davis forgetting the fact that nobody likes him
tuning in for sterek and staying for sterek even when jeff davis stops giving the sterek scenes together, and staying for sterek even after one half of sterek leaves, in the hope that the half of sterek who left will one day return so you can keep on watching for sterek even though sterek is not even canon and you know inherently it never will be
brilliantly appalling special FX
meredith having even crazier eyes than the character from the show orange is the new black who has crazy eyes and is actually named crazy eyes
tyler hoechlin hands down having the best spine-tingling-hairs-standing-up-on-the-back-of-your-neck werewolf roar of any werewolf on any film or tv show about werewolves ever FIGHT ME
queer allegory my beloved <3
isaac inexplicably wearing a scarf all-year-round
all the characters bar derek (only bc it's hard to get it wrong with a henley and black jeans which is all he ever wears apart from the one-time crimson thumbhole shirt that was inspired drip) having honestly the worst fucking dress sense
jackson being the angriest most brilliantly hammy antagonist ever with the best facial expressions known to humankind who ends up evolving into the most adorable gayest gay to ever gay living his best life in londonia with his lovely boyfriend ethan where they are now both runway models for jean paul gaultier (who everybody knows is a french werewolf from way back when in the la bête du gévaudan era)
getting the feeling you should be doing absolutely anything else with your time instead of watching these idiots yet being completely addicted to loving this penny and dime clown show more than you love your own nearest and dearest
VOID STILES BEING A 1000 YEAR OLD FOX DEMON THAT MAKES YOU HARD
having the constant need to shake scott vigorously because he is the funko pop! bobble head we all know and are forced to tolerate
chris argent being such a cringe over-the-top-gun-toting-who's-your-daddy-badass that he somehow actually manages to circle back around to being rad af
chris argent being so real and a dilf
none of the characters ever talking about the fact that scott's dad was an abusive arsehole apart from stiles because stiles is a champion amongst men who makes sure to tell scott's dad between scenes that his head looks like a cross between a crescent moon and a foot
every single character on the show knowing that there is not a hint of a shadow of a doubt that derek and stiles are doin the narsty—even the off-camera characters we never get to meet are always congregating on the reg in the grocery store or the coffee shop or the WSWA (We See Werewolves Anonymous) bi-weekly meetings and are all like "you know that furious-looking autistic dude with the spectacular monobrow whose eyes are sometimes definitely way too blue? and the noodly peewee herman MIT ADHD kid with the duct tape jeep whose dad is the sheriff of this fictional town none of us live in? they are definitely fucking omg."
each and every school lesson we see scott and stiles attending actually being a top secret pentagram level mission impossible code for whatever supernatural shit is about to go down in beacon hills that day
outing you as the monsterfucker you really are LMFAO
(find part i HERE)
#teen wolf truthing#the saga continues#show of all time#my beloved <3#teen wolf#sterek#every teen wolf episode ever part ii#tcats posts#a wolf and his queueman
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@ “Paul’s just autistic and trying his best” anon
I understand the hc that Paul has autism, and how that would make what he says attributed to his neurodivergency, and would, in a way, soften the blow of him being an asshole, but as an autistic person, I have to say that your way of phrasing your ask/confession made me very uncomfortable.
The lyrics literally say “Paul you piece of shit” and he’s consistently done things that would qualify someone for being a dick. To say that he’s not because he’s headcannoned autistic (or even if he was confirmed autistic) is creating this unrealistic idea that autistic people can do no wrong.
I hc paul as autistic too. There’s a lot of canon evidence to support it. But please, be wary of the line between a genuine opinion/take on a character and uwu/woob-ifying the same character. The phrase “he’s just autistic and trying his best” in the context you used it is crossing the line
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1
Propaganda
Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):
She's a middle aged knight who is also a cowboy if the dragons/horses were evil and/or haunted and/or cursed trains! She went to (evil?) heaven and hated it BUT she was beloved by all the queer artsy women around. When she was a kid she got kidnapped by a train and lived on it for like 15 years before getting out and joining the people who kill trains. She has zero social skills, zero patience, zero charm, but she's SO hot and gruff and no nonsense and she Looms to be supportive
massive goat woman wearing armor made from the bones of a sentient train. kinda person to run a mcdonalds like it's the navy. went to heaven and said "fuck this, actually," invented pointillism and introduced evil fucked up trains to heaven and left. butch icon love of my life
SHE’S A GIANT BUTCH GOAT LADY WHO WEARS KNIGHT ARMOR MADE OF TRAIN PARTS AND HUNTS TRAINS THE WAY KNIGHTS HUNT DRAGONS. SHE’S ALSO A COWBOY. AND HAS A BIG GUN. SHE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES 10 WORDS LONG OR FEWER AND ROLLS HER OWN CIGARETTES.
She's butch, she's a knight, she has a big gun, she once convinced a skeleton to give her his sword
you used multiple fatt examples in your intro, so I assume you already Know
massive butch goat woman with a gun
HOT EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUTCH GOAT TRAIN-KNIGHT
she's a goat! she's tall! she has a gun but doesn't know what a ranged weapon is! she's so autistic! AND she won my sexiest friends at the table player character tournament, she absolutely deserves to win this one too!!
Pickman is a big butch goat woman who smokes and fights supernatural trains. Self-explanatory
Have you seen her.
Giant butch goat knight who kills trains. The perfect woman.
She s so sexy shes a goat lesbian.please.
ITS PICKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's a gruff muscular goat woman who hunts trains and wears train armor, she's perfect butch husband/wife material
“Ah, that sexy trains podcast character” “You mean that sexy trans podcast character?” “🐐no🚂”
The Shadow Man ('Til Death Do Us Blart):
The Shadow Man is a conjectured entity found in the gaps of the script of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 who seemingly exists to torture Paul Blart, Kevin James, the viewer, and particularly the podcast hosts. The closest to a canonical appearance we have is the pianist during the bird fight scene, but the Shadow Man's reach surely extends to every scene and every Blart watching experience.
#Round 1#Pickman#Ernestina Pickman#The Shadow Man#Friends at the Table#Sangfielle#'Til Death Do Us Blart
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the scriddler nation doesn't appreciate Riddler 2022 as I do so I'm here to make you love him
He's one of the best interpretations of Riddler and here is WHY.
“he's a desyassified version,” “he doesn't wear expensive suits full of question marks,” “that suit was boring” NO!!!!! IT WAS THE PERFECT SUIT FOR HIM TO START!!! He literally comes from the lowest point, and he talks about how the men in power and corruption keep the low income/poor people at the bottom. Ofc he can't afford those shiny beautiful suits because he doesn't have money for it. Also the military suit was GREAT. He paint it and designed his own symbol which is amazing, a gun sight with a "?" in the center.
Also, he fights againts corruption and classism? 😭 Why would ppl hate that? He fights for the people that were forgotten like him.
“it's not the same story of his father and blah blah blah” ok, they changed his origin story A LOT, and I can get why you get mad at it. I also get mad when I am used to the southern granny Scarecrow story and ppl change it to the story of his father experimenting of him- BUT regarding the Riddler's origin story, it is so so great. Eddie HATES LIES AS WELL, HATES CHEATING, because ppl used to tell him that he could have a better future, and gave him fake hopes. He just wanted an opportunity to be better and when that promise of renewal broke, he broke, too.
He grew wanting to please everyone, be a good boy for the nuns and the other children at the orphanage, even if he didnt agree in somethings or if it was difficult for him to act "normal" (masking his autism- we will talk about that soon), but NOBODY thanked or pleased him. As he got older, he still followed orders from his corrupt boss and the goverment. But what did they do for him? NOTHING. And when he does something for himself ppl tag him as self-centered.
He became the Riddler for the others that also needed help, not only because of him, and ppl still think he's selfish.
He's implied to be autistic (you can notice this more in the comics of Riddler: Year One by Paul Dano), he is non-verbal since kid (canon), as an adult ppl say he doesn't talk and call him weird. He doesn't know how to interact with people in a "normal" way. He also seems to vocally stim with riddles and weird silly noises that you can hear in the movie.
The catholic guilt content? PLEASEEEE. We need to take advantage of that. He even did a catholic reference riddle!!! (That one of the sins of the father)
We can also see that topic of him dont knowing if he's insane or not, (or denying being it). He knows his situation is not good, and HE TRIES to be better, listening to podcast about mindfulness and stay positive- but at the end, everything gets worse to him. He's very smart and is afraid that his biggest and greatest thing about himself (his mind) is also the worst thing and can turn againts himself because of a mental illness. We saw it in the movie when Batman calls him "sick and twisted, etc etc," and he has a mental breakdown. Yes, that scene is DEEPER than you think. His mother died in Arkham when he was in the orphanage as a kid, now imagine that the guy you always admired says to you, “you're gonna die alone at Arkham” just like his mother did and no one cared. He doesn't want that, he wants to be remembered. He doesn't want to end up like his mother- alone and mentally ill.
He makes funny jokes in the movie! He's so goofy!!!!
AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIM BEING A BIG BOY?!!!! CHUBBY RIDDLER SUPREMACY!!!!!
And please he has the same bad habits as Arkhamverse Riddler, you cannot hate this version of him if you love Arkham Knight Riddler. He doesn't sleep well because he plays the DETECTIVE role (YES! HE ALSO GOES THERE AND INVESTIGATES- or else how tf would he have evidence of all the corruption and know all that information?) and claims that Einstein only took naps. He doesnt eat well. His lastname is Nashton (a reminder that is canon that Arkhamverse Riddler had the same lastname before changing it to Nygma). And in this page called "nigma. org" is well known and ppl call him a genius, which suggests that we will soon see how he calls himself E. Nygma.
And yes, he is also a little bastard insufferable, and if you dont think so, then I guess we didnt watch the same movie.
THERE'S SO MUCH MORE OF HIM BEING ONE OF THE BEST ONES!!! but i'll end it up here, thank you for your attention.
#sorry if theres bad English i wrote this at night#anyways Riddler 2022 my beloved#no one understands him as i do#riddler#edward nygma#paul dano riddler#riddler 2022#Reevesverse#scriddler#PLEASE SCRIDDLER NATION OPEN YOUR EYEEEEEEESSSSSSS#steph talks :)
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Rate TF2 characters fave to least and why
OH JESUS CRIMINY THIS IS GONNA BE SO HARD SINCE I LOVE ALL THE MERCS EQUALLY FOR THEIR OWN INDIVIDUAL REASONS!!!!!!
I'll try my best lolol!
FAV TO LEAST
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The Soldier
My Loud Autistic American Darling...
He's Literally Fucking Hilarious
Soldier in Expiration Date is Peak Autism and Solly at his Best!
His love for raccoons and other weirdo animals alike
Has a Fantastic Smile
The Sniper
Tall Hot Autistic Aussie..... (he's so hot why??)
His Voice is Fucking Peak and Could Listen to it All Day
He Takes Psychedelics (LSD and Shrooms) and is Awesome to Trip With
He's a Smooth Talker Who has AMAZING Lines
Also a Lowkey Animal Lover (even if he hunts them too)
The Medic
Meet the Medic and Emesis Blue were HUGE culprits to this placement!
Archimedes is the Best Birb!
HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS MY GOD!!!!!!
AND HIS VOICE IS CREEPY AND ITS ADORKABLE!!!!!!
Plus he and Heavy's relationship is so sickeningly sweet and I love them!!!
The Engineer
He's Super Smart and I LOVE how he's Basically Study Partners with Medic!
His Accent and his Speech Pattern are to Die For!
HIS GUITAR PLAYING AND THAT HE MAKES MUSIC!!!!!!
His Giant Ass Ego that He Somehow Keeps More in Check than the Others
He's a Goofy Goober Yall!!
The Demoman
HIS LORE AND HALLOWEEN STUFF ARE SO RAD!!!!!
He's Actually a Hard Fuckin Worker and Deserves a Lot of Credit for It
HIS LINES!!!!!!! HIS VOICE MAN!!!!!!!!!
The Angst about His Childhood, Losing His Eye, just an ANGST MACHINE
LOVED DEMO IN EMESIS BLUE!!!!!!!
The Spy
He's so Fucking Fascinating and Intriguing, Makes me Wanna Learn More About This Fucker
Is Lowkey a Snarky Shit (like his son lolol) and I wish they would showcase that side of him more ("Oh Scout, please, go fuck yourself"!)
Would LOVE to see how he is as Dad!Spy (Either to Scout or another kid he has in the future)
I WANT this man to say Fuck and Shit WAY MORE OFTEN!!!!!
I Like that He Does Actually Care for the Mercs (Just in his Own Secret Way)
The Scout
He's a Funny, Snarky, Lud Lil Shit!!
He's Actually Lowkey Hilarious
HES FUCKING PEAK IN EXPIRATION DATE!!!!!!
He and Ms. Pauling are SO FUCKING ADORABLE AND TWIDASH CODED FITE ME!!!!!!!
I See Him as a Brother Figure of Sorts and I Really Like Him for That!
The Pyro
A Sweetie Pie, A Cutie Patootie, A Little Guy...
....Will Still Burn Down a Village with No Hesitation!
Even Though They Have Their Setbacks, They're Still Very Intelligent and Successful (hello comics)!
They Have AWESOME music tastes!
Pyro is a Force to be Reckoned With!
The Heavy
A Big Man with a Giant Heart (Literally and Metaphorically)!
This Fucker and his Sandvich will NEVER cease to amuse me!
HEAVYMEDIC ARE THE PEAK CANON TF2 COUPLE RAGGGHHH!!!!!
Super Intelligent and Super Sweet
He, Like All the Mercs, is Fucking Hilarious, My God!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS TOOK FOR-FUCKING-EVER!!!!!!!!
This was a LOT of work and fun that I had here, I really hope you enjoy reading through it all!
I hope you come back here again and have a wonderful night my friend!!
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the sinners and the cowards
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/61489870
by JJackKennedy, LocalWormGod
After a string of mysterious murders in the remote Outback, the last thing Sniper expects was to be hired to investigate who's behind them, and take them out once and for all. The catch: He has to pretend not to be the professional he knows he is, and fit in amongst other people in an ordinary neighbourhood.
Forced to pee in real toilets, Mick Mundy can imagine nothing worse - Until he meets Jean, his snobby, germophobic colleague who seems to know him better than he knows himself.
He isn't sure what he expects out of this job - but it's not being forced to look into an unrecognisable face he knows all too well.
Words: 2885, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2)
Relationships: Sniper/Spy (Team Fortress 2)
Additional Tags: Ambiguous Teams (Team Fortress 2), Past Relationship(s), Developing Friendships, Friends to Lovers, i think, cartoon violence, Attempt at Humor, Australium, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Slice of Life, Comedy to some degree, Mentions of jarate, Not Fully Canon Compliant, Events of the comics will be followed to some degree but not all of it, Guilt, Sniper-centric (Team Fortress 2), Sniper may be voice blind, Spy Has Issues (Team Fortress 2), Murder Mystery, Emotionally Constipated Grown Men, Spy fears commitment, Autistic Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Assassins & Hitmen, Crack Treated Seriously
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/61489870
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Hi!! You can call me: Charlotte/Paul/Inkwell I'm autistic demisexual & bi idgaf about my pronouns my main is @inkwell-illustrations
Main Fictotypes:
Paul Matthews
Devil kin
Pokotho
Edwin Payne
kinsidering:
Jacob Marly (VHS Christmas Carols)
Ruth Flemming
I'm still very new to being a fickin so please be patient with me! I'm open to questions just be respectful canon mates can interact just don't be weird
IMPORTANT
if you mention Hey Melissa or tag any of my posts as Hey Melissa you'll be blocked!!
#paul matthews#npmd#starkid#fictionkin#kinsidering#the guy who didn’t like musicals#paul tgwdlm#pokotho#pokey#team starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#ruth flemming#edwin payne
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Laurie Strode and Annie Brackett Evidence
Seeing as how I'm hyperfocusing on Halloween right now and no-one else online ships this (especially 1978 Laurnie) except for me and a handful of other people (shout out to this amazing edit on tiktok) I thought I'd give my pitch for it here.
First of all since I know a lot of you don't care about "canon evidence" and like ships more for the vibes I'll go over their dynamic for anyone who's uninitiated or hasn't seen Halloween in a while.
Laurie Strode in 1978 is a shy, sweet, probably autistic but that's a post for another day, 17-year-old girl. She likes babysitting, reading, knitting, and hanging out with her friends. She spends most of her time babysitting because she can never find a date (and apparently teenage girls in the 70s had no other hobbies XD).
Annie Brackett is one of Laurie's two best friends. She lives a few houses down from Laurie and they seem to spend a lot of time together. Annie is snarky, sarcastic, and witty. In the novelization she's said to always be in a rush for no discernable reason and she was apparently the first among her peers to lose her virginity.
Annie and Laurie have a lot of teasing banter throughout the film.
For my more concrete evidence, I have a few points I can make:
In the novelization, after making one of her jokes, Annie calls Laurie "cute" and ruffles her hair
Also in the novelization, when asking Laurie why she never goes out, Annie says "do you prefer girls? I'll try anything once"
When Annie calls her on the phone, Laurie laughs at one of her jokes while twirling her hair (although this is a stim Laurie has throughout the movie)
At one point, Annie feeds a piece of popcorn to Laurie in a vaguely homoerotic way
Now for some counterevidence:
Annie tends to poke fun at Laurie for never going out in most of their conversations. While these jabs do occasionally feel a bit mean-spirited, she does try to set Laurie up with Ben Tramer in what seems to be a genuine attempt to help her, but her refusing to back down from the arrangement is also a bit dickish.
Overall, because of what little screentime they get in the 1978 movie, it's hard to tell how seriously Laurie's friend group's teasing is. In the novelization the jokes and jabs are a bit more evenly spread throughout the group, whereas the movie tends to have a lot of jokes at Laurie's expense. I feel like "Oh great I have three options: watch the kid sleep, listen to Lynda screw around or talk to you" (a line from Annie) gives the impression that Annie doesn't like Laurie's company, which isn't great for the ship, or their friendship in general, but we do have to keep in mind she is in a particularly bad mood during this scene because her boyfriend Paul has just told her he's grounded and can't see her tonight. It's quite possible she's usually nicer to Laurie, particularly given their other scenes together.
The not-quite-picture-perfect friendship isn't a deal-breaker for the ship, though. In fact, the fact Laurie puts up with Annie's shortcomings might be a sign of a crush (although that's obviously not healthy, girl you can do better) and Annie is shown to genuinely care about Laurie.
Sashanne from Amphibia comes to mind when thinking of similar ships with toxic friend dynamics. I could see Annie going on a similar redemption arc (though obviously her behavior is not nearly as cruel or manipulative as Sasha's) and learning to appreciate Laurie more.
That isn't necessary though, as I could also see their interactions in the movie being perfectly harmless if given enough context (How long have they been friends? How often is Annie actually a GOOD friend to Laurie? Does Laurie tease Annie like this too? (we do see a little bit of this in the movie))
Now I bet you're wondering: But Mx Coolandunique, what about when Laurie tells Annie she wants to go out with Ben Tramer? Or Annie's boyfriend Paul? They're clearly interested in boys! To that I say: bisexual until proven straight, and honey, there ain't no proving these girls straight.
Annie and El Jerko are more casual than anything and Laurie might have mentioned Tramer to cover her much stronger, more embarrassing, and less socially acceptable crush (who she could NEVER ask to the dance in a million years unlessyouwanttowriteafanficaboutthatguyspleaseineedlaurniefanficitdoesn'thavetobethedancejustsomemore78laurnieimeanilike07laurniebutplease)
Overall, Laurie and Annie have an intriguing friendship dynamic with some homoerotic undertones, and would make a very interesting friends-to-lovers dynamic with lots of interesting bumps along the way. This is my pitch please someone write or draw these two they're such a rarepair it's a crime.
#there ship name shall be#Laurnie#please use this now#unless you can think of a better one in which case please tell me#this isn't Ben Tramer hate btw ik he's a non-character but I've built a separate headcanon around him#when they combine I call the three of them Halloamory#Halloween#Halloween 1978#laurie strode#laurie strode x annie brackett#annie brackett
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