#author: liquid_lyrium

[yeehanfrf]

Week 1 Recs: One Shot, One Kill

The Week 1 Fic Rec Friday theme was "One Shot, One Kill," or fics that clock in under 10,000 words. Here are all the bite-sized fics recommended by the Yeehan community, organized by rating, then alphabetically by title.

General Audience

A Dragon's Treasure by SetsunaNoroi [5,958 words] Reccer comment: "It's a bit of comfort read; short, sweet, humourous, charming, and hits a lot of what I enjoy reading in a YH fic."

Hanzo can't help himself in developing feelings for Jesse McCree, but that doesn't mean he has to share them. With his sins, he is better off alone but still he can't help but want him. It should be fine as long as he just never says anything. Unfortunately his dragons have different ideas and keep trying to lay claim on the cowboy. Mostly McCree is just confused.

In Hot Pursuit by AsheRhyder [3,928 words] Reccer comment: "Loser man Cassidy fumbling the bag with Hanzo ft. Papa Reaps."

Cassidy can flirt, but he's never had someone actually take him up on the offers his silver tongue makes.

Hanzo is determined to win whatever game they're playing, especially when the prize is a flustered cowboy.

Gabriel and Jack just want to play cards.

To Grow Old Together (Is the Ultimate Declaration of Love) by PlanetaryRose [697 words] Reccer comment: "v short but v v sweet"

“I don’t just love you Jesse, I adore you, you are my heart but it is more than that. I want to spend the rest of my days with you, to grow old with you and have you forever by my side and in my arms.

You consume me in every way, mind, body, and soul. I would spend the rest of my days with you, dedicate my life to you.”

Teen and Up

Dreamlike by mataglap [4,063 words] Reccer comment: "4,063 words of achingly sweet fluff!"

Hanzo is used to bad dreams, and he never would have expected that a good dream would end up haunting him the most.

Finding Home, Building Home by coinin [1,975 words] Reccer comment: "rly sweet slice of yeehan, punches u in the face in under 2k words!"

It's taken a while, helped along by teammates, arguments about furniture, and quite a bit of cat hair, but Jesse's finally made a home.

Midway by robocryptid [2,329 words] Reccer comment: "2329 words that I go back to often because it hits a perfect balance between funny, sweet and romantic."

Cassidy and Hanzo go undercover at the fair to track a mark. Obviously they blend in best if everyone assumes they're a couple. It goes exactly how you think.

Silver Screen by DerpyMcButtface [1,990 words] Reccer comment: "Some people might hate me for recommending this one bc it’s SAD, but I really love the premise, and it’s VERY well written."

It's far, far in the future. The heroes are dead, old, or getting there fast. They're making movies now, about Overwatch, but not everyone's happy about that.

Mature

All the Love You Ever Get by SaltCore [3,387 words] Reccer comment: "3387 words to make you cry (mind the tags!)"

Some carry the last words they'll ever hear their soulmate say like a brand on their skin. Whether it's a blessing or a curse is for the philosophers to decide.

Hanzo, for his part, would rather fate had passed him by instead of leaving her mark.

Electric by mataglap [2,212 words] Reccer comment: "Caught up in a thunderstorm, gets spicy"

They get caught in a storm. Things get slightly out of control.

Fire from the Gods by Adolphus Longestaffe [1,372 words] Reccer comment: "very short but beautifully written"

Used to be every time he looked away you got afraid he didn’t love you no more. Now every time he breathes out you’re afraid he won’t breathe in again.

Shrimp Heaven Now by Liquid_Lyrium [5,916 words] Reccer comment: "utterly silly fun"

Hanzo is single-handedly trying to get them thrown out of every Red Lobster in town. McCree is just along for the ride.

Explicit

blisters by cosmicevil [3,141 words] Reccer comment: "A gut punch every time I read it"

Hanzo is going to figure it out.

Debriefing by MittenCrab [6,332 words] Reccer comment: "The scene from this fic haunts me (in a good way). I think about it quite a lot. 6332 words by MittenCrab. A lot of feelings. So many feelings."

“You did not debrief,” Hanzo says finally. It’s more a statement than a question.

[McCree’s mission goes badly when he crosses paths with Reaper - the man who was once everything to him. Wounded and frustrated, he meets Hanzo at one of their safe houses, where he discovers that debriefing can be a lot more fun than he’d previously imagined. (PWP)]

Familiar Habits by Philosophics [8,176 words]

After joining Overwatch, Hanzo finds it difficult to sleep some nights. It is nothing a hot cup of tea cannot fix, but he never expected that he would have company.

(or: hanzo is very thirsty, in more ways than one)

It Will Come Back by CorvidFightClub [3,434 words] Reccer comment: "3,434 words, it’s fuck or die with bonus werewolf :D"

McCree and Hanzo are captured by a gang somewhere in the American Midwest after a mission. The situation becomes more dire when Hanzo finds out the gang isn’t the only thing he has to worry about.

On the Mouth by super_duper [3,292 words] Reccer comment: "I always come back to this one bc it's such a perfect balance of virgin and manslut Hanzo"

Jesse and Hanzo have a thing. Jesse would like it to be more than a thing. Hanzo has a secret.

Slippage by robocryptid [1,389 words] Reccer comment: "some more angst with smut and questionable comfort in 1389 words"

Cassidy compartmentalizes. Hanzo knows it, because he does the same.

It’s supposed to be simple, and it’s anything but.

your good side by motorghost [2,053 words] Reccer comment: "this one by motorghost is so delicious!!!"

Hanzo feels himself changing because of Cole. There's lots of ways to thank him, but when you only have nightly webcam chats, your options are limited. Luckily Hanzo is more creative than Cole knows.

Thank you to everyone who sent in a recommendation! Keep an eye out for next week's theme: "Feel-Good Hour," for all your heartwarming fluff needs!

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 20 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: November 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree ~ Upcoming releases  ~ Serial romance ~ Weird Wednesday writing prompts blog

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

ASMR by AppleSeeds, and IneffableToreshi Rated T-E (C & A are ASMR therapists)

Bi M' Aingael & Mèinn Aingeal Milis by IneffableToreshi Rated T-E (Musician C & audience member A)

Not Lavender, But Roses by @cassieoh and @liquidlyrium (Ao3 Liquid_Lyrium) Rated T (Mechanic C & fighter pilot A during WWII)

Rocker Crowley by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) Unrated. (Rock star C & bookseller A)

The Garden of Delights by @zehwulf Rated E (C & A are members of a sex club)

Single Fics:

24. Sugar Baby/Prostitution by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1760 words, Rated E (Sex worker C and bookshop owner A)

A Little Outside Push by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 2994 words, Rated G (C & A work for rival theater companies)

All's Fair in Love, War, and Show Business by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 44,139 words, Rated T (C & A are actors)

Almost Heaven by pilatesandpinot 56,503 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

Blindness by @janara7 (Ao3 LCwrites) 1524 words, Rated M (Criminal C & Detective A)

Dare To Be Brave by @mimsynims 28,803 words, Rated E (Author C & bookshop owner A meet at puppy obedience class)

Day 4: Teacher/Student by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1886 words, Rated E (Teacher C and student A)

Day 13: Medical by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1879 words, Rated T (Nurse C & emergency room patient A)

Doorway to Paradise by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 5714 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

Endless Night by AppleSeeds 31, 843 words, Rated T (C & A are college students and housemates)

Fringe Benefits by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 1596 words, Rated T (Actor C & theater patron C)

Ghost by AppleSeeds 5410 words, Rated T (CEO C and ghost A)

Gigantic by @bouncygin (Ao3 PeturbingPrism) 1941 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: rock star C and pop star A)

Growing Pains by OceanLace 77,309 words, Rated E (Single dad C & nanny A)

Hay Fever by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 499 words, Rated M (Preacher's son C and farmhand A)

Hit me with your ledger by KissMyAsthma 1926 words, Rated G (C & A are coworkers)

Honeysuckle & Heat Waves by pilatesandpinot 44,772 words, Rated E (Male gardener C and female bed & breakfast owner A)

It's a Date by @melayneseahawk 6004 words, Rated E (A meets C after being stood up on a date)

It Takes Two by @saretton 12,187 words, Rated E (Single mother C & single father A)

Jack-o'-Crowley [High School AU] by @ineffableimpression (Ao3 alex232227) 1446 words, Rated G (C & A are high school students)

Last Crossing by @holycatsandrabbits (Dannye Chase) self-rec! 7052 words, Rated M (Ship's steward A & passenger C)

Losing Your Head by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 1944 words, Rated E (Lady Azirabelle and male rescuer C in a Bastille fic)

Never Been Better by @anxietycheesecake 1118 words, Rated E (C & A are both trans, and are lovers)

On the Ethics of Asking Your Professor on a Date by @melayneseahawk 7433 words, Rated T (Professor C & student A)

Parallel by AppleSeeds 9168 words, Rated T (C & A are graduate students)

Pigeon by Lilian 10,685 words, Rated T (Orphan C & his teacher A are friends in a gen fic)

Search and Rescue by snae_b 18,854 words, Rated E (Search and rescue crew member C & embedded cameraman A)

Space Girl by pilatesandpinot 45,626 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: C & A are college students)

Spelling Errors by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 585 words, Rated G (Barista C & customer A)

Star Light, Star Bright by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 1177 words, Rated G (C & A work at a theater)

Take a Bow by @ack-emma (Ao3 ack_emma) 1061 words, Rated G (C & A are equestrians-- horse riders)

Take Me Up The Avon by Santillatron 6964 words, Rated T (Pirate C & Harbourmaster A)

Temple of the Muses by @ajconstantine (Ao3 AJ_Constantine) 240,764 words, Rated E (Sex worker C & Lord A in the Victorian era)

That's the ticket by by @hasturswig (Ao3 HolRose) 500 words, Rated G (A & C meet at an orchestra concert)

The One that Got Away by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) 2666 words, Unrated (C & A are old friends reunited)

the point is probably moot by @summerofspock 5957 words, Rated E (A is C's friend's boyfriend)

The Prince's Consort by IneffableToreshi 143,089 words, Rated E (Sex worker C & Prince A)

The Pumpkin Patch by AppleSeeds 6582 words, Rated T (Farmer C & visitor A)

The Scent of Desire by IneffableToreshi 87,699 words, Rated E (Omega florist C and alpha bookshop owner A)

The Wilde and The Serpent by KissMyAsthma 7634 words, Rated T (Tattoo artist C & customer A)

Tinder Dates Gone Wrong by OceanLace 2856 words, Rated E (C & A are roommates)

To Be With You by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 800 words, Rated E (C & A are lovers)

Too Busy Being Yours by @cheeriosandwine (Ao3 cheerios_and_wine) 2690 words, Rated E (C & A are best friends)

What Men Know of Heaven by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 8446 words, Rated T (Sex worker C & charity shop manager A)

What's Left of Me by @arielavader 1408 words, Rated E (C & A are married)

When We Meet Again by AppleSeeds 4005 words, Rated T (C & A are friends of friends)

You Can Stay At My Place (And We Can Fall in Love) by IneffableToreshi 51,799 words, Rated E (C & A are roommates)

[charlottemadison42]

Good Omens Fluff Recs

I’ve been putting this off for months, and I should tag everyone and rate everything, but frankly I’ll never do this if I don’t just DO IT so lightning round here ya go! All of these are great! Read or reread them! Author usernames are from ao3. SO MUCH MORE in my bookmarks here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/charlottemadison/bookmarks

If you need a resounding defeat of Pestilence and some BAMF Aziraphale / holycatsandrabbits https://archiveofourown.org/works/20379514

Aziraphale-as-Crowley claims at Crowley's trial that the reason they're immune is they're sleeping together, though they're not (yet) / noodlefrog https://archiveofourown.org/works/20144995

Just some of the Best Banter at a party / caricari https://archiveofourown.org/works/20829725

A holiday in Scotland / justkeeptrekkin https://archiveofourown.org/works/19181242

a very fluffy post-apocalypse get-together / kitcat_italica https://archiveofourown.org/works/20821118

"What do we do after Armageddon?" "I rather thought I might seduce you." / electrarhodes https://archiveofourown.org/works/21315871

Crowley ducks into a church without thinking / shinyopals https://archiveofourown.org/works/22020571

fake relationship office AU / artenon https://archiveofourown.org/works/21823753

they bake bread / summerofspock https://archiveofourown.org/works/21538114

Crowley saves all of Azirapahle's ansaphone messages / rebeccasteventaylor https://archiveofourown.org/works/21617401

Pip pip! / DaniGetYourGun (SharkbaitHooHaHa) https://archiveofourown.org/works/22378777

Crowley's love language is [giving] gifts / triedunture https://archiveofourown.org/works/20354068

Aziraphale feels Crowley's love, always / cyankelpie https://archiveofourown.org/works/22110529/

another one where they raise the Antichrist together / mygalfriday (brinneyfriday) https://archiveofourown.org/works/22469857

just read this one, it's so short, do it / attheborder https://archiveofourown.org/works/22444783

grown-up Adam talks with Crowley in the kitchen at a party, I cannot recommend this one enough, it has my heart / caricari https://archiveofourown.org/works/20926025

a pirate abduction / nevernooitniet https://archiveofourown.org/works/22162207

food blogger aziraphale, neighbor crowley, fake marriage, bam / curtaincall https://archiveofourown.org/works/21816394

aziraphale can't stop touching crowley's hair / amerande https://archiveofourown.org/works/22424311

Stardust AU / ladyshipwreck https://archiveofourown.org/works/22447141

God's plans keep getting ruined / atalan https://archiveofourown.org/works/21124283

Az teaches Cro to seduce properly / sleepymccoy  https://archiveofourown.org/works/23117041

they get drunk married in Vegas / seventhstar https://archiveofourown.org/works/20104660

Crowley thinks it hurts when he touches the angel / forthegreatergood https://archiveofourown.org/works/19898671

My Personal Comfort Amnesia Fic, feat. Eden Crawly in present-day Soho / fyre https://archiveofourown.org/works/22118713

they get a kitten, also some nice smut / emmagrant101 https://archiveofourown.org/works/20170075

500 ways to discorporate a demon / lise https://archiveofourown.org/works/21153596

800 words of glory, "Make Something" / liquid_lyrium https://archiveofourown.org/works/23135404

theatre company AU that gets me right in the feels / waywarder https://archiveofourown.org/works/23403856

Az is human Crowley's guardian angel, Crowley’s good with animals & bad at everything else, bonus Dagon rights / holycatsandrabbits https://archiveofourown.org/works/24074503

Scarlet Pimpernel / rfsmiley https://archiveofourown.org/works/23735920/

Wing grooming during the Cold War / forthegreatergood https://archiveofourown.org/works/21784261

When Aziraphale’s horny, it...affects a certain demon / magnolia822 https://archiveofourown.org/works/21722968

Aziraphale tries wooing demon-style / bookwormgal https://archiveofourown.org/works/22545061

The Sweetest 11k bakery AU / NohaIjiachi https://archiveofourown.org/works/24219814

a much longer, rated E bakery AU / etheostoma https://archiveofourown.org/works/19258765

You've Got Kudos (they both write fanfic) / curtaincall https://archiveofourown.org/works/20767514

a favorite fantasy adventure quest with epic witty banter / zehwulf https://archiveofourown.org/works/24484123

a wonderful Beauty & the Beast AU / atalan   https://archiveofourown.org/works/24475672

omg they were roommates / naromoreau https://archiveofourown.org/works/25817677

The Waffle House fight AU, yes i meant that, read it / chubbyhornedequine  https://archiveofourown.org/works/25342495

St. George & the Demon / cheeseanonioncrisps https://archiveofourown.org/works/19849135

the Prince and the Gardener / soft_october  https://archiveofourown.org/works/20821976

cute drunk snek / entanglednow https://archiveofourown.org/works/26457964

Aziraphale gets domestic / idiopathicsmile https://archiveofourown.org/works/19705429

an enchanter and an enchanted object / curriebelle https://archiveofourown.org/works/22357027

on the ethics of asking your professor on a date / melayneseahawk https://archiveofourown.org/works/25812784

Frog and Lizard are Friends / nightbloomingcereus https://archiveofourown.org/works/26124658

When Harry Met Sally but GOmens / curtaincall https://archiveofourown.org/works/23530069

French Kiss AU / Fyre https://archiveofourown.org/works/25205377/

Old West AU, pining homesteader melancholy, it’s so beautiful / tenandi  https://archiveofourown.org/works/22824448

there is a Misunderstanding but at least they’re always on the same side / theinkwell33 https://archiveofourown.org/works/19716790

Telephone friends across the ages, or, Crowley has no idea what the human lifespan is, really / zehwulf https://archiveofourown.org/works/25374517/

[hkblack]

For the Fan Fiction ask game: 🌻🎨🌷

🌻 How long have you been writing fan fiction?

Long enough. I did some digging. 2004 is the first thing I have that I can actually point to (oh no it's so bad). So. 18 years. If I had to guess, I probably started writing it around 2001/2002, but didn't take it out of my hidden notebooks and posting online until 2004. Now, I did leave fandom for a very big stretch of time in that, so there's a big ol' gap and works/ideas/bunnies that never made it off of the margins of notebooks. But 18 years. Considering that first fandom was where I met one of my best friends, I think I need to text her to let her know our friendship can officially vote in the United States.

I answered 🎨 here

🌷 Who do you recommend as a fan fiction writer?

Everyone. But seriously. I read a lot of fanfiction. Two under 5k fics a day is a slow reading day for me. And I have a terrible habit of forgetting to bookmark folks I like so this is a totally not comprehensive list

I'm currently binge reading snae_b and ambra_sue, I'll probably add drawlight (snagov) to the next round of binge reading

I have subscriptions on Liquid_Lyrium and summerofspock

I have the following authors opened in a forever tab on my phone browser (because I'm chaotic like that) Caedmon, Supergeek21, elf_on_the_shelf, chamyl, cassieoh, and... I promise I'm not doing this to flatter you my dear but also AnonymousDandelion (you've got good fluff for before bedtime reading!)

and as you look at this list you should also know that google chrome recently failed on me and closed ... a lot... of AO3 tabs that I had opened with even more authors. So. Yeah. I recommend devouring all the fanfic.

[ao3feed-goodomens]

Bringing Up the Antichrist

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3e7XGlI

by Liquid_Lyrium

It's been five years since the Apocalypse that wasn't an Apocalypse at all. Crowley and Aziraphale are taking things slow and settling into their new routine. No need to shake things up at all. They've got all the time in the world now, after all.

-

It's been five years since the best eleventh birthday ever. Warlock Dowling is about to have the worst and most interesting sixteenth birthday ever.

Words: 3285, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Other

Characters: Warlock Dowling, Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Memory Alteration, Memory Restoration, Good Omens Rom Com Event, The Dowlings' A+ Parenting (Good Omens), But also, Godparents Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens), Kinda, Five Years Later, Teenage Rebellion, what happens when an Ex-Antichrist hits puberty?, Revenge, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst and Humor, Golf, there will be a reference to Cary Grant in that negligee, this is my solemn promise to you as an author, Hell beasts, Deal with a Devil, Miscommunication, Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens), Aziraphale is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3e7XGlI

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

Bringing Up the Antichrist

by Liquid_Lyrium

It's been five years since the Apocalypse that wasn't an Apocalypse at all. Crowley and Aziraphale are taking things slow and settling into their new routine. No need to shake things up at all. They've got all the time in the world now, after all.

-

It's been five years since the best eleventh birthday ever. Warlock Dowling is about to have the worst and most interesting sixteenth birthday ever.

Words: 3285, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Other

Characters: Warlock Dowling, Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Memory Alteration, Memory Restoration, Good Omens Rom Com Event, The Dowlings' A+ Parenting (Good Omens), But also, Godparents Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens), Kinda, Five Years Later, Teenage Rebellion, what happens when an Ex-Antichrist hits puberty?, Revenge, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst and Humor, Golf, there will be a reference to Cary Grant in that negligee, this is my solemn promise to you as an author, Hell beasts, Deal with a Devil, Miscommunication, Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens), Aziraphale is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens)

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/23561002

[ao3feed-mchanzo]

Civic Duty

by Liquid_Lyrium

When Jesse McCree pulls jury duty—twice—for his writing personas, Hanzo will do whatever it takes to save the reputation of one of his favorite romance/erotica authors. Especially if it means that his favorite series on hiatus will return. The fact that he has feelings for McCree has nothing to do with his equations. Jesse and Hanzo will need to sort out fact and fiction between their accumulated identities.

Words: 13370, Chapters: 2/5, Language: English

Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Hanzo Shimada, Jesse McCree, Genji Shimada

Relationships: Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada

Additional Tags: Autistic Hanzo Shimada, Hanzo Shimada has Prosthetic Legs, Hanzo Shimada has Anxiety, Comedy, Romance, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Mutual Pining, Masturbation, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hanzo Shimada has Zero Emotional Intelligence, Undercover Missions, Mission Fic, Rescue Missions, Joel Morricone, Humor

from AO3 works tagged 'Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada' http://bit.ly/2uZiLcP via IFTTT http://bit.ly/2uZiLcP

[ao3feed-crowley]

Bringing Up the Antichrist

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3e7XGlI

by Liquid_Lyrium

It's been five years since the Apocalypse that wasn't an Apocalypse at all. Crowley and Aziraphale are taking things slow and settling into their new routine. No need to shake things up at all. They've got all the time in the world now, after all.

-

It's been five years since the best eleventh birthday ever. Warlock Dowling is about to have the worst and most interesting sixteenth birthday ever.

Words: 3285, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Other

Characters: Warlock Dowling, Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Memory Alteration, Memory Restoration, Good Omens Rom Com Event, The Dowlings' A+ Parenting (Good Omens), But also, Godparents Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens), Kinda, Five Years Later, Teenage Rebellion, what happens when an Ex-Antichrist hits puberty?, Revenge, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst and Humor, Golf, there will be a reference to Cary Grant in that negligee, this is my solemn promise to you as an author, Hell beasts, Deal with a Devil, Miscommunication, Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens), Aziraphale is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3e7XGlI

[yeehanfrf]

Week 17 Recs: Better Get Comfy

This week, the theme was "Better Get Comfy." I asked for fics between 25,000 and 50,000 words (or thereabouts). These are the fics that are just long enough to cuddle up with for a while!

Behind the cut, you'll find the fics gathered from the Yeehan community, organized by rating and then alphabetically by title.

General Audiences

The Sacred Heart of a Lost Sharpshooter by illune [54,037 words] Reccer comment: "when i tell you this fic in particular changed my life and the way i perceive yeehan... i feel like very few people understand both hanzo and cass as characters, but nestor just *gets it*"

Teen and Up

Discontinuity by SaltCore [25,469 words] Reccer comment: "That fic is so beautifully written!"

They tell him his name is Cole Cassidy. They tell him he’s a vigilante and a mercenary and a brave man and a good man. He supposes he’ll have to take their word for it. He can’t remember for himself.

Mature

Civic Duty by Liquid_Lyrium [40,256 words] Reccer comment: "a fun romp"

When Jesse McCree pulls jury duty—twice—for his writing personas, Hanzo will do whatever it takes to save the reputation of one of his favorite romance/erotica authors. Especially if it means that his favorite series on hiatus will return. The fact that he has feelings for McCree has nothing to do with his equations. Jesse and Hanzo will need to sort out fact and fiction between their accumulated identities.

Threads by CommonNonsense [49,230 words]

Despite being 38 years old, Hanzo has never met his soulmate. He's learned to ignore the red string on his left hand for the last ten years, knowing he is destined to remain alone as he atones for his mistakes. It is for the best. Jesse McCree, however, isn't one to take that lying down.

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A Losing Combination by manic_intent [42,402 words] Reccer comment: "one of my early favorites in this fandom"

“Do you know what you are here for?” Jesse scratched behind his ear, a little thrown. This, right here, was why Jesse fucking hated going undercover. Talk, talk, talk. Usually, Jesse got bored very quickly, and when Jesse got bored, his trigger finger tended to get itchy. Besides, they’d confiscated his goddamned gun. That was a downright depressing thing to do to a man, that was. “I’m here as hired muscle, yeah?” “Yes,” Hanzo said disdainfully. “‘Hired muscle’. What do you know about me?”

Against the Ropes by Ziane [39,147 words] Reccer comment: "hanzo gets a proposition of a lifetime"

When Jesse McCree met Hanzo Shimada, he never expected to fall so hard so fast. Despite the imminent fight that looms over him, he can only think about how would Hanzo feel under the sheets. In a last-minute impulse, McCree surprises the yakuza prince with a shameless proposition that leaves him stunned.

Boy Next Door by rebeccastceir [35,387 words]

“You know of course,” Hanzo said, “that at some point I am going to have to try to kill you, simply to appease my bosses.” “An’ you know at some point you an’ I are gonna be having lots and lots of sex,” Jesse replied. Hanzo nodded. A smile flickered across his lips. “At many points, if you are any good.”

Coyote Lovely by t_pock [WIP; 38,969 words] Reccer comment: "no way this one hasnt been recced a bajillion times but just for good measure (old name for cowboy and explicit)"

After a mission gone wrong, Hanzo and McCree must lie low in New Mexico for a week. Together.

decalcomanie by a8eja [23,574 words]

Hanzo has a knack for deluding himself and a penchant for will-they-won't-they bullshit.

Ichigo by morrezela [27,121 words]

They break up on a Wednesday

It's All Your Fault by Cadeykat [25,100 words]

Hanzo Shimada joins the ranks of Overwatch and finds that he quite likes teasing the resident cowboy. That is, until a single compliment ruins his thought process, and he has to deal with feelings he's not exactly well versed in.

Puppy Love by MarquesGillette [58,047 words]

Genji signs Hanzo up for a wolfmen/human speed date. Hanzo falls head over feet for a wolf well versed in weather trivia. -  Squinting at his brother, Hanzo mumbles, “I do not understand. What is a ‘furry?’”  Genji rubs a forefinger under his nose to hide his face-splitting grin. “Literally you."

Ride for the brand by Ziane [37,411 words] Reccer comment: "yakuza hanzo & bodyguard cass are a delicious combo"

Jesse McCree has been working as a bodyguard for the Shimada-gumi for the past two years. He's making a living and he has met Shimada Hanzo, a spoiled brat, his worst nightmare, and his most shameful wet dream.

The Ink Dark Moon by Miko [24,975 words]

Wolf youkai Hanzo has sought only solitude since the disastrous battle with his brother Genji, that resulted in the nekomata's death. Roaming the world, he finds himself settling in a remote area of what humans call the Wild West. It has everything he could ask for; a forest with abundant food, a local wolf pack who are willing to accept him as a friend and ally, and most of all, peace and quiet. Until a gravely injured coyote shifter stumbles almost into his lap, chased by a pack of vicious wolfman creatures. The last thing Jesse McCree ever expected was to find somewhere he wanted to call 'home' again. He's lost too many people that he cared about over the years, and he'd thought he was permanently gunshy. Hanzo is standoffish and arrogant, but Jesse can see there's so much more beneath the wolf's harsh surface. The more he learns of who Hanzo really is, the harder Jesse starts to fall. Problem is, Jesse may well be infected by the werewolf virus in the wake of the attack. And if that isn't enough to tear them apart, the truth of Hanzo's past might be, when Jesse finally discovers how the man is connected to his former packmate Genji. Is love enough to hold them together?

This World Can't Tear Us Apart by ChillieBean [27,894 words]

It was supposed to be a quick and easy surveillance mission. It was supposed to be just another mission. When a series of unexpected events bring Hanzo and Cole closer together, their hidden feelings for each other bubble to the surface.

to say that we're in love is dangerous by kettuluv [31,228 words]

Hanzo Shimada knelt for no man. He would never, ever waver in the presence of someone he deemed lower than him. Never would he bow, never would he get to his knees, never would he show any sign of weakness towards anyone. And yet… Here he sat, knelt in front of that ridiculous man who never stopped talking, who didn't know boundaries, who would've done anything to make someone smile, or laugh. The man who just cared so much. The man whose touch was soft but firm, eyes dark but warm, voice rough yet so full of love. Here he sat with his body trembling, his breath sharp and shaky, face flushed hot, in front of Jesse McCree, the only man he's ever knelt for. *** Letting himself fall for Jesse like this was dangerous for both of them, in more ways than one.

Unabashed by sciencefictioness [36,778 words] Reccer comment: "read it if you love scion - fuck it - read it if you love yeehan"

“Not that I ain’t happy about where this is going, but I’m a fuckin’ mess. You don’t want me wash up first? And I still ain’t got your name, beautiful.” Hanzo pulls the tie from his hair, letting it fall loose around his face and spill over his shoulders. Jesse slides a hand up his side and tangles his fingers in it, like he can’t quite help himself. Behind enemy lines, playing a perilous game, and still Jesse is losing himself, his world realigning with Hanzo at its center. Hanzo preens under the attention, powerful like he only ever is with someone underneath him. Begging, or bleeding, or calling his name.

Willing to Lie by Ilyen [WIP; 69,622 words] Reccer comment: "unfinished, but you know it's good when someone recs that regardless"

"It's Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your parents really want more grandchildren? Well, look no further! I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game." -Jesse McCree probably A story 110% based on this craigslist ad - http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/11/craig.jpg

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