#australia moment

[arospecsyourblockdudes]

I could write a historical au set in ww1 for last life and just have them all be on the same side but all of them die anyway

[dreamsb0u]

hey guys what the fuck is a thanksgiving and what happens there

[erratanine]

this is for such a niche audience . australian jeff

[deathzgf]

merry george washington crossing the delaware day ! or merry christmas I Guess

[cure-whimsy]

i took me like 14 hours to get to the neighbouring state. bro I on biiiiig island

[cliqueinmyear]

shoutout to all my ppl in countries where dates are day/month/year. we will never get to truly experience 4/20

[faslyum]

australia amirite

[dumyhead]

fuck you *slightly adjusts your reptile*

[sunnysideoflondon]

it feels so weird being included in like europe with eurovision stuff because i am literally on the other side of the world

[0venatrix]

Saw a trail mix in the local servo called “Smelly balls” and honestly that’s such a servo move.

But my favourite ones gotta be the one I went to that was in the in middle of butt fuck, and has coasters and sights saying things like “BOOBS”. My servo needs needs to up it’s game.

[oetscop]

learned about cockatoos peeling up bird spikes. thats the most cockatoo thing ive ever heard 💀

[usefullquail]

Just had a visit from a spider on my goddamn shirt I'm shitting my pants can't tell if it bit me or its just hypochondria

[boobersandstuff]

Still waiting on my lvjy pebblebrain jumper....WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG & I CANT EVEN SEE WERE IT IS AHHHHHHH!?!??!?

[3am-dumbassery]

Just had to jump over a huntsman on the top step, then a white-tip was dangling at the top of the stairs and now I find another huntsman mother fucker bigger than the hand of a large man above my brother's bed

WE ARE A HOUSE FULL OF ARACHNOPHOBES

HELP

My cat is trying to climb and get it

[calhoun17]

I MISSED VIRTUOUS MISSION DAY AGAIN

[reunitedinterlude]

lofi phantasy: the album

track 11: a good stretch