#aurdrey

[parceirob]

[carrotcreativeside]

[zaehlynthorne-spnoc]

𝘈𝘶𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘟𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳

29, 𝘍𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦, 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵

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𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱； 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 | Open |

[camelots-rose]

Rereading some of the FGO Interludes and completely forgot how much Mordred reminds me of Chloé Bourgeois sometimes

Especially this one, which applies to both Aurdrey and Andre now

[renmorris]

Wait, has Cooper ever been anyone's first choice, romantically speaking? Has there ever been a person (in-universe) that was like "Yes, I want Dale Cooper, and only Dale Cooper, because I love him specifically!"?

Like, Andy was cheating on her husband with him, and more or less treating Dale as a disposable sex toy. April also already had someone else before meeting him. Marie appears to have only liked Coop because he was non-threatening. Aurdrey is more interested in the archetype of the Bond-eque FBI agent. Caroline was married to Windom Earle. Lena married her high-school sweetheart with no attempt at re-establishing her relationship with Dale before that, and I honestly suspect she was kinda (maybe unintentionally) using him to get over her trauma.

Maybe Annie falls out of this category, but she is in such an ustable situation when meeting Dale, it's hard to say if she's actually in love, or if he is just the first kind guy she met in her life.

Please, correct me if I'm wrong, I'd really fucking like to be wrong. Because if I'm right: Poor Dale!

Well there’s Diane and Albert…and Harry but. Oof yeah.

[descenderintofantasy]

audrey fans justify her kissing Chad by saying it was to save face. That Ben humiliated her first. Which okay, agree to disagree I'm not here to argue that point today.

But how about the fact that aurdrey brings up BEN'S WORST FEAR JUST to WIN AN ARGUMENT?!

Plus, that is not even getting into the fact that she just casually insults Ben's parents by saying. "I know your dad was a big scary beast that turned out to be a prince but..."

You still say that this girl cared about Ben? I'm sorry, but she outright betrayed his trust there! He very likely told her that in confidence. Something that he thought he could trust his girlfriend with. But audrey just CAUSALLY BRINGS IT UP to make her POINT!

If Ben was ANYONE but a people pleasing puppy, he probably would have broken up with her right then.

[sword-that-shoots-lightning]

Aurdrey!! STOP sleeping in until 1 AM!!! I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO CLEAN UP YOUR SODA CANS!! Get a better sleep schedule or I'm gonna EXPLODE your sword all the way to Mohabumi!!!

Hi Miriam. One am is the hour after midnight. If you meant one PM, then I was doing serious buisness. It is very tiring. ALSO SOME PEOPLE ARENT EARLY BIRDS MIRIAM!

[consumare]

making aurdrey watch b.eetlejuice for the first time, but hmu to plot / chat.

[dinopant]

OHH SAMMI YOU GOTTA WATCH LSOH. I THINK YOULL LIKE IT!!!!! seymour and his bad bitch (aurdrey) he pulled by being autistic

IV BEEN MEANING TO FOR SOME TIME I HAVEEE

I just struggle to watch movies and alone and keep forgetting to try and watch it with ppl when I'm with them loll

But I think I'd reallykke it from what iv seen 😭

[theuniverseawakens347]

yal wanna know about Audrey - she always looks beautiful in MY company - sissy lets do ur hair n get you hairs products when MY pockets not low … or tell ya mom TIL YOU GET A JOB - SHES special needs salisa… WHY YOU GOT HER WORKING AT THE GAS STATION… ill do videos if they post or just type - “she’s 22 and grown” … but she’s special needs remember YOU work for what again!? Special needs child services … so WHY SHE WORKING AT THE GAS STATION ALONE … “ it’s down the street from her group home” … SHES SPECIAL NEEDS AT THE GAS STATION - Audrey what’s ur pay checks like… hmm sounds like they’re bullshitting you - CHERYL AUDREY FEELS MORE COMFORTABLE W YOU TALKING BOUT ME TRYING TO HELP HER // make sense of salisa parenting … our last hang out … mall … n group home … around the way from CSUN area drop off pasted the 76 gas station…SHES working and the hrs NOT adding up to her pay.. SALISA HOW MUCH YOU MAKE OFF AURDREY N SAY ITS ME LEE.. u learned w Amy huh in DC Delaware. .. Diane her bestie. Poolside apartment .. also robin amy roommate worked on glee.. her sister left her for dead at arc and U FORCED HER TO BE AMY ROOMATE - HOW MUCH MONEY YAL MAKE OFF THESE SPECIAL NEED KIDS - Cashay why didn’t you do anything .. IM NUMBED ON MEDS AND JUST GOT OUTNOF CLARITY I CANT EVEN MAKE SENSE OF MYNOLD LIFE // MY SPIRITUAL MISSION INTERRUPTED ON PURPOSE .. I gotta startbALL OVER AND A LOT TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND.. but Audrey let me do ur hair or show you how to use ur products since were both lazy n tired rn .. I’ll do it next time I come over .. - lee sike I’m sending you to the PSYCHWARD SALISA. Lying ass bitch faking text on Audrey Instagram saying I’m harassing her calab … yal are grown n weird. YOU need the psychwards

[soubaim]

24 years betty rubble hugging wilma flintstone, lovely, aurdrey hepburn and grace kelly face, beautiful tight waist, ultrarealistic, day light, 8k

[sillyname30]

It's Tuesday. It's opening night. I don't know if Little Shop of Horrors is doing red carpet every time they have new actors for Seymour and Aurdrey, but I hope so.

[arrowsandemberstattoo]

Custom horror chest piece tattoo by Sean Ambrose of Arrows and Embers Tattoo in Concord, New Hampshire. Find us on Instagram for more! @arrowsandemberstattoo

[putitonmydash]

Amina Aurdrey

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[evaf1016]

We love pictures of Audrey and Mel (at least I do)