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brycesfav · 7 months ago
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speak ur truth king.
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imanisays · 9 days ago
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Kellita Smith but I’ll always call her Aunt Wanda. 🫶🏾♥️
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faceclaimsity · 4 months ago
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akkivee · 3 months ago
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maihonhassan · 1 year ago
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Desi aunties and their obsession with "isne mujhe salaam nahi kiya" 🙂
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incorrect-malfoys · 1 year ago
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Narcissa: Bellatrix, Draco said a bad word during dinner
Bellatrix: Where the fuck did he learn that?
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scrumptiousstuffs · 6 months ago
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“This is complimentary, you are both growing boys. Eat well.” - Aunties (somsoms)
“Thank you” - Akk/Aye
“Continue bickering. It’s very cute. Are you guys a real ship?” - Aunties (somsoms)
“Aunties, he and I are just friends!” - Akk
😂😂😂 - Aye
“More than friends!” - Aye
“Ohhhh….more than friends!!!” - Aunties (somsoms at heart cheering 📣)
“More than friends, less than lovers. Cute! More than friends!!!” - Aunties (somsoms)
“Make yourself comfortable.” - Aunties
“😂😂😂. Sure.” - Aye
“😳😳😳. Auntie, auntie! We really are just friends!” - Akk
“Don’t be shy! I’ve seen a lot.” Aunties
“Aunties!!!!” - Akk
The Eclipse Rerun, episode 6
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incorrectstation19quotes · 2 years ago
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Ben: So, how did the day go?
Vic: Pru wanted to eat ice cream for breakfast, and when I told her she couldn't, she said I wasn't her best friend anymore. So we made a compromise.
Ben: Which is?
Vic: She's on her second bowl of ice cream and I'm now her best friend in the whole universe.
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barbreypilled · 6 months ago
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I’m so glad I’m in a place in my life where the only thing thinspo can do for me is make me feel thankful that I’m a beautiful 25 year old woman with big fat juicy bazoingas and clear skin and thick long hair who eats delicious food and drinks fun little cocktails and will have beautiful healthy chunky babies one day soon
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coolzeke · 1 year ago
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hello aunty donna tumblr i come bearing shitposts
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starryfruitelope · 1 year ago
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can't afford to eat at auntie anne's?
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when you can also go at your local peddler selling your fav pretzels (just make sure annie unsuccessfully swindle your lunch money)😝
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webawee · 2 years ago
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Okay this is kinda stupid but my dad made me a twitter account when I was like 10 or so, and today I, seeing how much of a dumpster fire twitter is now, decided to log back in and see what was going on.
So, while I was on there I figured why not change my age to what it actually is because you only have to be 13 to have an account, right?
✨ w r o n g ✨
And now my twitter account is locked because I wasn't 13 when I first created the account. Lmao, am I supposed to be mad? Do y'all even know how many kids lie about their age to create an account and then change it later on when they are of age? Every single kid I knew back in school.
This is kinda entertaining. I mean, kids shouldn't be on social media under 13 anyway, but there are probably millions that are, and if their accounts are being shut down when they decide to stop lying, guess what? that's gonna make them lie even more, dipshit.
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gojosoups · 1 month ago
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Whatever Happens, Happens ── series masterlist
gojo satoru x reader | modern au, 18+
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ღ summary: Your sister was a bitch, the biggest bitch, for taking almost everything from the divorce settlement and full custody of her kid. You could never say anything though, because your parents always said family is everything. But that didn't stop you from falling into a rhythm with her ex-husband. That didn’t stop you from helping him quit his smoking addiction and taking care of his daughter from his first marriage—your niece—who would rather call you "mom" than "auntie."
ღ pairing: sister's ex-husband! dilf! gojo satoru x reader
ღ warnings/tags: 18+, fluff, angst, smut, modern au, female reader, age gap (reader is in early 20’s, gojo is in late 20’s), friends to lovers, single dad gojo, divorced gojo, jealousy, pining, insecurity, use of alcohol and weed, use of vulgar language, gojo develops a smoking addiction, unhealthy coping mechanism, eventual romance, family drama, family dynamics, reader's sister is problematic, reader is the younger sister and the coolest aunt ever
ღ taglist: open
a/n: art credits to @3-aem on Tumblr, @_3aem on Twitter and Instagram
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𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐆���𝐓𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃 © 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐏𝐒 — do not copy, translate, repost or modify my works on any platform.
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theglasscat · 1 year ago
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Who has two thumbs and found an emerald green silk dressing gown and a 30s Dancer uranium glass plate at Savers
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lemonlover1110 · 4 months ago
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Sukuna
Warnings: Fluff
Summary: Sukuna teaches his nephew a very important word.
Discord +18 - Twitter - Ko-Fi
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“Yuji, come here.” Sukuna signals his three-year-old nephew to walk over to him, and Yuji frowns before reluctantly walking over to his uncle. Sukuna looks around, checking if there’s anyone supervising him. You’re in the bathroom doing lord knows what, and his brother dropped Yuji off for a couple of hours… He’s clear. “Say fuck.”
“Fuck?” Yuji repeats, which makes Sukuna smirk. He’s curious about what the word means since it’s not used around his house, but he’s obedient and he’s going to listen to his uncle. 
Yuji has heard a couple of words that he can’t repeat like darn or moist (which Sukuna doesn’t even get, it’s just a word that makes Jin uncomfortable). Nothing as extreme as fuck. Sukuna is thrilled to be the person to teach his nephew this new vocabulary.
“When your aunt comes out of the bathroom, say fuck you.” Sukuna orders, and Yuji’s little eyebrows come together in a frown. He’s not going to mindlessly say something to you when he doesn’t know what it means. He’ll ask first. His mistake? Asking the man that he just learned the word from.
“What does that mean?” Yuji asks, and Sukuna is wickedly smiling.
“It’s another way of saying I love you. I know you love your auntie so much.” Sukuna watches as Yuji’s eyes grow wide, amazed by the new vocabulary. The child nods in response, more than willing to say he loves you.
“Took you long enough.” Sukuna says when you finally walk out of the bathroom and you roll your eyes. 
“I was busy.” You respond, walking over to him and taking a seat next to him. 
“Auntie.” Yuji goes to you, and a soft smile overcomes your face. You raise your brows, waiting for him to speak. “Fuck you.”
“Huh?” Your eyes go wide and your jaw drops. Did you get that? You stare at his lips before requesting that the child, “Say that again?”
“Fuck you!” He’s smiling, over the moon that he found another way to express how much he adores you. You snap your head to glare at the man next to you, one who laughs at his nephew.
“Sukuna, I will kill you.” You say, and Sukuna is smirking. You stare at each other for a minute, tense silence taking the room before Sukuna claims,
“It’s funny. He’s not even yours, so you’re not responsible for what he says.”
“Jin is going to kill you. The man thinks moist is a bad word.” You remind him, which only further amuses the man. You hear Yuji shushing you for using the word that his father doesn’t like, though he goes unheard since you have bigger problems at hand.
“Let’s be serious, I’d win.” Sukuna responds, which isn’t entirely a lie. You’re about to argue with him but before you can open your mouth, he turns his attention to his nephew. “Okay, when daddy comes in, you’re going to greet him like you greeted your auntie.”
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sleepynegress · 6 months ago
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All signs point to
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Please. Dance of the Dragons showrunners do not have the range. I use IWTV as a great example of getting BIPOC right, when writing characters. But DOD? is the opposite. They thought they could simply swap skin color on a white-haired family and call it a day. They're getting that early 2010's Bonnie Bennett treatment yall, -hell worse, because at least Bonnie got some lines.
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Seasmoke claiming Addam House of the Dragon | 2.06 "Smallfolk"
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