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speak ur truth king.
#they’re not getting it and going back n forth with them isn’t helping cus they’re all IGNORANT ASF.#auntie nai has been CLOCKING tea on twitter too 😭#wnba
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Kellita Smith but I’ll always call her Aunt Wanda. 🫶🏾♥️
#imanisaysboard#kellita smith#aunt Wanda#the bernie mac show#2000 nostalgia#early 2000s#black woman appreciation#black girl fashion#tv aunties#black girl magic#black moodboard#hoochie mama#wocedit#black tumblr#black twitter#femaledaily#woc#woc beauty
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#auntie pigg#auntie piggy#faceclaim#books#black woman beauty#black girl aesthetic#black girl tumblr#wocsource#wocdaily#woc beauty#black oc#source: twitter#wocedit#woc#black women#face claims
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#vee queued to fill the void#inspired by a post on twitter that i think about very frequently lmao of an aunt watching her niece’s daughter run around#and the auntie thought she was doing the arale run mommy thought she was doing the naruto run#but the daughter said she was running like nezuko and generational nerds bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i’m not 30 yet but i am in camp naruto lol i thought kuukou was running like naruto lmao#alternatively this could be sonic instead of kuukou LOL
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Desi aunties and their obsession with "isne mujhe salaam nahi kiya" 🙂
#desiblr#desi aunty#desi memes#desi mom#desi tumblr#desi tag#desi rant#desi problems#desi academia#rants#rant post#personal rant#ranting#trending memes#dark memes#indian memes#reddit memes#twitter meme#desi shit posting#shit meme#shitpost#depressing shit#funny memes#funny shit#real#for real#so accurate#istg#pakistanimemes#relatable memes
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Narcissa: Bellatrix, Draco said a bad word during dinner
Bellatrix: Where the fuck did he learn that?
#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect malfoys#malfoyfamily#narcissa malfoy#draco malfoy#bellatrix lestrange#source: twitter#auntie bellatrix#HP Fandom
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“This is complimentary, you are both growing boys. Eat well.” - Aunties (somsoms)
“Thank you” - Akk/Aye
“Continue bickering. It’s very cute. Are you guys a real ship?” - Aunties (somsoms)
“Aunties, he and I are just friends!” - Akk
😂😂😂 - Aye
“More than friends!” - Aye
“Ohhhh….more than friends!!!” - Aunties (somsoms at heart cheering 📣)
“More than friends, less than lovers. Cute! More than friends!!!” - Aunties (somsoms)
“Make yourself comfortable.” - Aunties
“😂😂😂. Sure.” - Aye
“😳😳😳. Auntie, auntie! We really are just friends!” - Akk
“Don’t be shy! I’ve seen a lot.” Aunties
“Aunties!!!!” - Akk
The Eclipse Rerun, episode 6
#I always imagine the boys at GMMTV are like the aunties (and somsoms) whenever they see FK interacting in real life 😏#case in point when Book bluntly exposed them on twitter 😂#anyway this was a cute scene#Akk looked so betrayed lol#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#AkkAye#firstkhaotung#the eclipse rerun#episode 6#source: twitter
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Ben: So, how did the day go?
Vic: Pru wanted to eat ice cream for breakfast, and when I told her she couldn't, she said I wasn't her best friend anymore. So we made a compromise.
Ben: Which is?
Vic: She's on her second bowl of ice cream and I'm now her best friend in the whole universe.
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I’m so glad I’m in a place in my life where the only thing thinspo can do for me is make me feel thankful that I’m a beautiful 25 year old woman with big fat juicy bazoingas and clear skin and thick long hair who eats delicious food and drinks fun little cocktails and will have beautiful healthy chunky babies one day soon
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hello aunty donna tumblr i come bearing shitposts
#migrating from twitter where none of my oomfies are actively AD fans#i don't really use tumblr but i went to check the AD tag to see if there were ppl posting abt it and LO AND BEHOLD#please allow me to enter your ranks#only been a fan for a few months but they've taken over my brain#not actually a silly boy anti#he's very entertaining & i LOVE how upset he makes zach but i cannot think of a good url for the life of me#aunty donna
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can't afford to eat at auntie anne's?
when you can also go at your local peddler selling your fav pretzels (just make sure annie unsuccessfully swindle your lunch money)😝
#if anyone already made this joke on twitter#then i am sorry#pizza tower#anton blast#antonball#dynamite annie#pizza tower gustavo#AUNTIE ANNIE'S
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Okay this is kinda stupid but my dad made me a twitter account when I was like 10 or so, and today I, seeing how much of a dumpster fire twitter is now, decided to log back in and see what was going on.
So, while I was on there I figured why not change my age to what it actually is because you only have to be 13 to have an account, right?
✨ w r o n g ✨
And now my twitter account is locked because I wasn't 13 when I first created the account. Lmao, am I supposed to be mad? Do y'all even know how many kids lie about their age to create an account and then change it later on when they are of age? Every single kid I knew back in school.
This is kinda entertaining. I mean, kids shouldn't be on social media under 13 anyway, but there are probably millions that are, and if their accounts are being shut down when they decide to stop lying, guess what? that's gonna make them lie even more, dipshit.
#i don't actually care much because twitter is going to hell anyway#but my heart goes out to those poor babies whose accounts closed down the day they wanted to stop lying#they were trying to be responsible#i don't even know why my dad made me a twitter account#he made me a facebook account back then too#there were multiple complaints from the nosey neighborhood aunties#my mom was not impressed#god knows what my dad was doing#i have no clue why he made his 10 year old social media accounts#funnily enough he refused to let me get instagram when i was 13#i convinced him in the end though#go 13-year-old me!#i barely use it now#i'm wasting my life away on tumblr#tumblr for life#oh shit i forgot to tag like the actual tags#twitter#twitter is dumb#twitter is a hellsite
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Whatever Happens, Happens ── series masterlist
gojo satoru x reader | modern au, 18+
ღ summary: Your sister was a bitch, the biggest bitch, for taking almost everything from the divorce settlement and full custody of her kid. You could never say anything though, because your parents always said family is everything. But that didn't stop you from falling into a rhythm with her ex-husband. That didn’t stop you from helping him quit his smoking addiction and taking care of his daughter from his first marriage—your niece—who would rather call you "mom" than "auntie."
ღ pairing: sister's ex-husband! dilf! gojo satoru x reader
ღ warnings/tags: 18+, fluff, angst, smut, modern au, female reader, age gap (reader is in early 20’s, gojo is in late 20’s), friends to lovers, single dad gojo, divorced gojo, jealousy, pining, insecurity, use of alcohol and weed, use of vulgar language, gojo develops a smoking addiction, unhealthy coping mechanism, eventual romance, family drama, family dynamics, reader's sister is problematic, reader is the younger sister and the coolest aunt ever
ღ taglist: open
a/n: art credits to @3-aem on Tumblr, @_3aem on Twitter and Instagram
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#☁️ gojosoups#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x you#gojou satoru x reader#satoru gojo x reader#satoru gojo x you#gojou satoru x you#gojou satoru x y/n#jjk#satoru gojo#gojo smut#jjk gojo#gojo#jujutsu gojo#satoru gojo x y/n#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#smut#jjk smut#jjk gojo x reader#jjk x reader#jjk x reader smut#jjk satoru#jjk gojo smut#jjk gojo x you#jujustu kaisen#gojo x reader smut#dividers by @/cafekitsune @/plum98 and @/drinkthesky
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Who has two thumbs and found an emerald green silk dressing gown and a 30s Dancer uranium glass plate at Savers
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Sukuna
Warnings: Fluff
Summary: Sukuna teaches his nephew a very important word.
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“Yuji, come here.” Sukuna signals his three-year-old nephew to walk over to him, and Yuji frowns before reluctantly walking over to his uncle. Sukuna looks around, checking if there’s anyone supervising him. You’re in the bathroom doing lord knows what, and his brother dropped Yuji off for a couple of hours… He’s clear. “Say fuck.”
“Fuck?” Yuji repeats, which makes Sukuna smirk. He’s curious about what the word means since it’s not used around his house, but he’s obedient and he’s going to listen to his uncle.
Yuji has heard a couple of words that he can’t repeat like darn or moist (which Sukuna doesn’t even get, it’s just a word that makes Jin uncomfortable). Nothing as extreme as fuck. Sukuna is thrilled to be the person to teach his nephew this new vocabulary.
“When your aunt comes out of the bathroom, say fuck you.” Sukuna orders, and Yuji’s little eyebrows come together in a frown. He’s not going to mindlessly say something to you when he doesn’t know what it means. He’ll ask first. His mistake? Asking the man that he just learned the word from.
“What does that mean?” Yuji asks, and Sukuna is wickedly smiling.
“It’s another way of saying I love you. I know you love your auntie so much.” Sukuna watches as Yuji’s eyes grow wide, amazed by the new vocabulary. The child nods in response, more than willing to say he loves you.
“Took you long enough.” Sukuna says when you finally walk out of the bathroom and you roll your eyes.
“I was busy.” You respond, walking over to him and taking a seat next to him.
“Auntie.” Yuji goes to you, and a soft smile overcomes your face. You raise your brows, waiting for him to speak. “Fuck you.”
“Huh?” Your eyes go wide and your jaw drops. Did you get that? You stare at his lips before requesting that the child, “Say that again?”
“Fuck you!” He’s smiling, over the moon that he found another way to express how much he adores you. You snap your head to glare at the man next to you, one who laughs at his nephew.
“Sukuna, I will kill you.” You say, and Sukuna is smirking. You stare at each other for a minute, tense silence taking the room before Sukuna claims,
“It’s funny. He’s not even yours, so you’re not responsible for what he says.”
“Jin is going to kill you. The man thinks moist is a bad word.” You remind him, which only further amuses the man. You hear Yuji shushing you for using the word that his father doesn’t like, though he goes unheard since you have bigger problems at hand.
“Let’s be serious, I’d win.” Sukuna responds, which isn’t entirely a lie. You’re about to argue with him but before you can open your mouth, he turns his attention to his nephew. “Okay, when daddy comes in, you’re going to greet him like you greeted your auntie.”
#ryomen sukuna#sukuna x reader#sukuna#sukuna ryomen#jujutsu kaisen sukuna#jjk sukuna#jujutsu sukuna#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#ryomen sukuna x reader#sukuna x you#sukuna x y/n#sukuna fluff#ryoumen sukuna#jujutsu kaisen#sukuna jujutsu kaisen
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All signs point to
Please. Dance of the Dragons showrunners do not have the range. I use IWTV as a great example of getting BIPOC right, when writing characters. But DOD? is the opposite. They thought they could simply swap skin color on a white-haired family and call it a day. They're getting that early 2010's Bonnie Bennett treatment yall, -hell worse, because at least Bonnie got some lines.
Seasmoke claiming Addam House of the Dragon | 2.06 "Smallfolk"
#come on#if you didn't know from how the most memorable#thing from the first season involving anybody black was a beheading....#/rant#but I'm tired yall#it's 2024#do better#dod#I don't watch with any real investment except for the memes black twitter provides#oh and baela's mom dying by dragonfire...I don't even remember her name because she wasn't onscreen enough!#jenjenthevirgo#coerlys and auntie rhaenys are the only well-done black whitehairs so far
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