#august and irene? fuck no.

[fairytail-whathesays]

it's not the most well-written or popular of arcs, but I want to know, what were some of your favorite things about the Alvarez arc?

When it ended.

[demoncatapologist]

Random Spriggan 12 headcanons:

- Irene tossed the role of being in charge of the Spriggans' finances to Invel as soon as he joined. ("Oh come on, he is your most talented apprentice in your own words, August, he'll be fine!")

- Ajeel didn't get along with Wall at the beginning, because of Wall's tendency to probe at others' weaknesses (which Ajeel is obviously insecure about) and the uncanny valley from his robotic face did not help. They later became friends after having to (begrudgingly) collaborate with each other to prank Neinhart after she somehow exploded the castle wing with their rooms.

- By contrast, Ajeel and Dimaria instantly clicked and became fast friends upon their introduction.

- Dimaria and Wall became friends after she offered to hear them present (read: infodump) about this new weapon that they had designed 30 minutes ago.

- Larcade, Bloodman and Wall became friends after a chat about how they "just didn't get human social norms". They hang out to complain about humans every now and then afterwards.

- Jacob, Neinhart, Bloodman and God Serena have what they call a "reading club" in which they make fun of cheesy shitty romantic novels. Neinhart is proud(?) to say that they are the biggest contributor of shitty cheesy romance novels to the club.

- God Serena is obviously one of those "how do you do fellow kids" kind of middle-aged man. Ajeel and Larcade are not amused.

- Brandish actually declined the offer to join the Spriggans that was given to her a couple months after Ajeel, saying that it was "too much work". She only begrudgingly joined, a year later, after a lot of pestering from August. ("At least I will have free gelato from the castle.")

- Invel's room is literally freezer temperature. Furthermore, for every New Year's day (when the Spriggans get a day off), he turns his room down to like -70°C (-94°F) and sleeps for the whole day, claiming it as "making up for the rest of the year" (that's obviously not how it works but okay)

- Larcade has a lot more rows of sharp teeth behind his human-like front rows. Jacob saw them when Larcade laughed at one of Bloodman's demonic script puns on his first day of being introduced to the rest of the Spriggans and he was never the same afterwards.

[lisannastraussisanangel]

Yoooooooooop got any headcanons of the Spriggans to spare?

Most definitely!

Brandish and Dimaria do not like Irene, but they fear her enough not to voice that. It's more like sharing a look when Irene speaks during meetings

Larcade tries to speak to August and homie will literally just walk away halfway through the conversation

Invel is basically the mom of the group. They all run to him to snitch on each other. Invel could not care less

God Serena is the weakest member. Also the most annoying

Ajeel starts fights on purpose all the time. He loves causing problems

One time, Invel had him forcibly removed from the palace because Ajeel said "Fuck the Emperor". That's all it took

August took Brandish under his wing when she was a child. While not obvious, he watches her closely just to make sure she is safe

Bloodman accidentally kills people all the time? Like "oopsie, was he important?"

You can get frost bite from just bumping into Invel. Brandish is convinced he does it on purpose to keep people at arms length

Irene uses really old slang. Like no one knows what she is saying

Also her native language is an old dead language and sometimes she just slips into it on accident. Zeref is the only one that also speaks it and they carry on the convo like normal

Zeref's native language is also a dead language but it is a different one. Very confusing for everyone else

Jacob straight up won't look at any of the women in the twelve. None of them cover up enough for him. He tries to offer them cloaks to cover themselves during meetings but they get mad

Larcade tries to make everyone pray before meetings and meals. He usually gets laughed at. Tho Invel will actually join him from time to time out of politeness

Neinhart is not well liked among the twelve. He has a habit of randomly bringing up their dead loved ones.

To no ones surprise, Bloodman and Neinhart are good friends

Ajeel, Dimaria, Brandish, and Neinhart make up random 'human' facts to tell Wall and throw off his programming. Wall has no idea what is true or not and just fully trusts everything they say

Irene also joins in on this but mostly because she doesn't wanna talk to Wall and just gives him a random answer without actually listening to what he asked

[bringerofdeathandtheapocolypse]

Ok I'm going to put this here. I have a hard time believing Acno can actually speak modern Fioren.

Like he wasn't even from Fiore, he's from some secret island that the name comes from Spanish. Sure he might have picked up ancient Fioren when he was at war depending where he was and what language those around him spoke but we don't know the exact location of the fighting since the placement of countries wouldn't have been the exact same 400 years in the past.

But he Def doesn't know modern Fioren. Like he's been a dragon for 400 years and did fuck all after there weren't any dragons he could find to kill to the point he was considered a legend until he showed up in Tenrou. As far as we know, his encounter with Gildarts could have been his first interaction with a human in years and he very clearly was not friendly. The best he can do is probably like a few specific words he's heard from the few times he shows up.

Plot twist that's why he doesn't speak in Tenrou cause he doesn't know how to lol.

Which also they never explained why Acno just suddenly was in Zonia for a bit or why Gildarts was there if the quest he took was in another country altogether.

Like I have my own idea that he was drawn to the sudden spike in dragon slayer signatures since we don't know how long he'd been in Fiore just that it had to have at least been 6 weeks prior to Gildarts return for him to have prosthetic limbs and since Gildarts comes back somewhere between late October to end of November (since the S-class trials are early December) then it's realistic for him to possibly have shown up after the phantom fight which was probably around July to August time, if not earlier.

Plus if you had at least Natsu, Gajeel, Laxus and Cobra actively using their magic all within a concentrated area then it would be a bit of a beacon.

Plus that idea also links up with the three times Acno does show up. Tenrou, Zeref mentions that the fighting had lured Acno but that would be kinda weird since there's been way worse fights in Fairy tail's history so why does this one specifically stand out. Because there are four dragon slayers who all used their magic in at least one fight, three all within the same tiny radius at one point.

Same with Tartarous, Mard Geer says he's there for END but why would Acno be scared of END unless he knows it's Natsu. Zeref is canonically afraid of Acno, it's why he helped create the plan for his destruction. END is supposed to kill Zeref but killing Zeref isn't the same thing as killing a very invulnerable dragon. Regular magic can barely hurt the dragons from the GMG arc and Acno killed half the dragons there. So unless Acno knew END was a dragon slayer, why would he assume he could kill him.

But at that point, 6 of the seven dragon slayers were present in the same area and their dragons did pop out (after Acno arrived but they appeared)

Then he shows up in Alvarez with the goal of killing all the slayers which lines up with his dragon killing goal cause slayers become dragons and he doesn't know about the dragon soul technique so why not just get rid of the future dragons before they change and become a harder kill. (Plus he clearly didn't care Irene was dead since he just pounded her corpse into nothing upon finding her so eh)

[iznsfw]

As confirmed by Irene she is going to debut solo hopefully before August, Also Kwon Eunbi will have a comeback soon? How do you feel?

I feel fucking amazing AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my two ults releasing music make my day instantly better. For now, I'll relisten to these songs and hope they come back quickly and grandly.

Eunrene <3

[thegaycat]

young royals season 3 wishlist <3

bc i am too excited for s3 and need to collect my thoughts 🥞 ok some of the thoughts are not mine but i agreed and put them on my list anyway :)

and also i 100% wander off topic but its okay ive decided. okay lets go

wille peeling an orange for simon while studying (@littlebabywille said it first)

wille listening to simon singing and playing to the piano (like marcus did in s2ep1 except with consent bc sneaking up on people in their own room is not cool esp if you dont even know them <3<3) (@irenes-diary said that first)

simon singing and wille playing the piano 👀 (@rndm-fandoms)

a third ELIAS song, maybe about true love or something

on the topic of true love, wilmon endgame please??? that will happen right?? she wont keep them apart? if wilmon is not endgame it better still be a happy ending

seeing studenten, august and nils and vincent and the third years graduating epic hillerska style

the queen getting a better understanding of simon and wilhelms relationship

scenes with her and simon, maybe awkward but with possibility of a better relationship in the future??

kristina trying to be a better mom

simon allowing himself to be vunerable and sadfeely, and letting wille comfort him

more rosh and ayub bc i love them <3<3

some erik processing maybe .....

a glimpse of how felice and her mother's relationship is going, how is she taking it that felice is rebelling against her

i wanna know what happened to russeau!! like does august sell it back somehow? does he keep it at Årnäs or maybe at the Hillerska stables? does Sara accept it? bc it is still her horse like emotionally? she must realise that even tho its a (kinda desperate) gift from august the horse will have the best life with her at Hillerska

okay another yr3 wish is for fredrika to realise that stella is in love with her and maybe also realise that it is mutual??? lesbians yes please :)

also more henry development and also him being funny. maybe some more walty crumbs too

summer fits :)

vincent being an asshole because it is so fucking funny like the way he says things <3 he's a bully but its funny it. hes so tired of the rowing team being incompetent. <3

Also someone mentioned his necklace and i dont realistically think we will get a background for that but the little sister hc is very cute and i like it

more of these new queer side characters being queer bc casual representation is always good and nice and makes little bi me very happy

also on the topic of bi, wilhelm remaining unlabelled because i think he is, and also it is so important to show that it is okay to be unlabelled <3 :)

also the choir singing in church again

and wille listening happily and also staring at simon as usual

ooh maybe the spotify extra verse of simons song is written in season 3 👀

i am worried about the police and drugs and sara and the video buttttt maybe all this could bring back micke and also we can see more of the erikson family

how the hell are simon and sara going to live in the same house

linda being a good mom and wille and simon hanging out with her maybe like in s1e6 playing games or just eating dinner or something

just .. wille in simons home

and simon in willes home <3<3

rowing on the actual lake and someone falling into the water bc that would be very funny and i need that actually

some sort of end to august like maybe therapy or jail

most of all i just want simon and wilhelm to actually be a couple and go trough all the shit coming their way together

[clubwnderland]

↳ 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝑼𝒑𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 — 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒏 ༉‧₊

[ A recap for Chan done in Chan's style ]

June - 16 deals made. - 12 souls collected. - 33 men resorted to tears. [scribbled out] - Travelled to Rome, collected some fucking artefact for Irene before heading back to Hell. - 7 new demons I've had to deal with. Teaching them how to torture souls currently and it is going... as well as can be expected. - Need to remember to follow up with that chick from the bar, she's stalking me. Fun.

July - 20 deals made. - 6 souls collected. Why do people keep trying to run when it comes to their time? They know we are going to catch them - that I'll catch them. - 10 women negotiated for a few extra years and 3 men on their knees. - Followed up with that chick, she's pretty flexible so might call her again. She has a friend, should be fun. [illegible demon script] - Fuck, that's right, I need to fix that damn bed and get a new fridge. I'll get to it next week. The bed will be broken again tonight anyway. - Fuck this heat.

August - Slow month for deals. Irene took most of those. Isn't she meant to be retiring or some shit? - Nabbed 19 souls with 2 of them being escorted personally to the deepest pits of Hell. - Managed to get that chick to bring her friend. Both of them want more but let's not let humans get attached again. - How the fuck did I end up with a puppy? - Remember to get dog food. - See if the fox wants the puppy because it cries and I'm not dealing with that. - The wolf said no. Fuck him.

[nostalgia-tblr]

okay i'm gonna do a thing

I have been doing monthly fic recaps Elsewhere for a good while now, and it's not so much a thing on tumblr but fuckit I shall do it anyway.

So anyway, here's all the fic that I wrote in the month of August. (Be sure to heed the tags on these things, some of them are more fucked up than others but this wasn't really the most wholesome of months for my fic output.)

The main thing was that I finally finished my longest ever fic, hurrah! I started posting it in I think December of last year so it took A WHILE and then the final chapter was written surprisingly quickly, accidentally in time for it to be posted on the anniversary of An Historical Event that I can't specify because it'd spoiler the ending but like. I think we should all clap for that achievement anyway.

An Heir And A Spare (The Extended Version) (MCU, Loki/Sylvie, Explicit, 46,261 words)

The second fic of the month was Elementary fic, the one thing that isn't MCU fic this month so Come On, Eileen WELL DONE, IRENE.

Victory Lap (Elementary, Holmes/Moriarty, Teen And Up, 500 words)

Then I returned the MCU and wrote incest fic. Obviously. I can't really blame the selfcest-is-incest people for this, though they did slightly encourage me to just go ahead and write it if I was going to get accused of writing incest fic anyway. So well done them, I suppose.

but your lips are venomous poison (MCU, Loki/Thor, Mature, 1202 words)

Then, having missed Sifki Week by a month, I belatedly posted this thing that I wrote for Sifki Week:

Bitter/Sweet (MCU, Loki/Sif, Explicit, 3723 words)

Final fic for the month was 'frostmaster' (see, I am getting better with remembering the pairing names!), which I insist is not more problematic than most of the fic that already exists for this pairing.

Entertain Me! (MCU, Loki/Grandmaster, Mature, 1802 words)

So there, now I have done this thing and hopefully I will remember to do this thing in future months when there has been fic production on my part.

[theredpharaoah]

Just caught up on Fairy Tail lore. For reference: I clocked out during the Grand Magic Games and kept up a bit during the time they were fighting that dark guild; the one with Gray’s Dad in it. Let’s get into some things:

1. I need anime to start giving their characters better motives. Zeref doing all that to get Natsu back? Acnologia becoming a dracocidal(LMAO) maniac because of an isolated event and the death of one child? Please be serious. This is like Obito deciding to stop suffering by starting a world war and killing billions of creatures. Anime logic is soooooo

2. Zeref and Mavis were both cursed by some God to be immortal for interfering with natural order? What happened to good ole “a life for a life”? And then having an old ass son that Zeref didn’t know was his? Also, Zeref ruling a whole kingdom and - I’m assuming - no one was aware?! They been talking about the ancient and legendary dark wizard Zeref since day 1 and he been a hop and a skip over

3. 400 years ago is not “ancient”

4. They’re not making dragonization seem like that much of an issue. I get that it’s hard to shift back to human but Zeref was able to do it with like a wave of his hand. And Zeref being so powerful and so much more skilled than someone like Irene doesn’t really make sense to me.

5. The power difference between Irene and Acnologia makes no sense to me either. She the Original Model, so why is he so much more powerful. Which dragon gave him their magic anyway? I get he eats magic(I’m assuming the same way the other slayers eat their specific magic), but it’s just not giving. And if Zeref is so powerful why he ain’t just handle this forever ago.

6. Why didn’t Belserion just jump into Irene’s soul like the other 5 did to their children? Irene had no reason to abandon Erza. She was human again and Erza would’ve been way safer with her than growing up in Rosemary Village.

7. Erza used to be so badass, but she hasn’t really had a power upgrade since damn near the beginning of the series(My memory fuzzy tho. it’s been over a decade). And her not being a dragon slayer or somewhat dragon doesn’t make sense. Irene was transforming when she was pregnant, was a dragon while the pregnancy was halted, and gave birth whilst a dragon - just in human form. Her “DNA” was definitely draconic when Erza was developing. Why did Erza’s dad do that to Irene? They had dragons on their side. Dragons giving them Dragon Slayer magic was how they were able to not be annihilated. Also, the being nice to the point of your detriment shit is so tired. She could’ve easily subdued those guards and her husband. She didn’t even have to kill them.

8. It took y’all 400 years to do this? Why?

9. Mavis. Is she dead? Is she alive? She died but yet was preserved in the Lacrima? I’m guessing Makarov’s father did something. Still a mess Her and Zeref fucked or is it some “Mother Mavis” and “August Christ” type shit?

10. Zeref and Acnologia’s power just make no sense to me. I’m so sick of the “genius” excuse. It’s giving bad fanfiction.

11. This 100 years war thing? God. What now? Someone’s coming from 100 years in the past? There’s 5 “Dragon Gods” who ran from Acnologia out of fear, but somehow became more powerful than him…? One of them is Natsu’s brother who has never been mentioned by anyone beforehand. And is he a human by birth or a dragon by birth? Let’s wrap it up please.💀

12. Also, if they really wanted to gag the live, they would’ve gave Lucy the Spirit King’s Key. She should not be going to fight Brandish thinking she can’t win. Erza shouldn’t have been fighting Irene with no chance of winning. Where’s the skill? The innovation? That’s the issue. Only Mavis and Zeref made new shit. Everyone else only used what was already available.

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

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[warwickroyals]

would anything have prevented james from dying, like stepping down as prince of danforth or family members being home? (weren't tatiana and the boys out on a trip when james died?) i know philip has the reputation of being the "troubled" one, but how long had james been suffering?

Yes, James's death was fully preventable and all that really needed to happen was for the "people upstairs" (aka Louis's team of sycophants that run Chester Palace) to stage an intervention for him to get some sort of mental care or have him hospitalized. Schuyler and James's team were on board with getting him help and trying to spin a narrative afterwards, however, Louis's coms team actively blocked this because they were worried that James's image would be damaged if the media found out he was in and out of a mental hospital.

They also convinced Louis that James was not actually "that bad" and Louis believed them. You have to understand, Louis's comms team is comprised of the people who originally saved his marriage and reputation after FarrahGate: he trusts these people with his life and he and Irene value their opinions like they are facts.

Another thing that prevented this was the fact that James was also insisting that he wasn't "that bad" which leads to another issue: James was very good at hiding his mental health problems and he never talked about it with anyone outside of maybe Tatiana and, oddly, enough Queen Katherine, his paternal grandmother. He was very different from Phillip, who often lashed out specifically because he wanted attention, James felt very embarrassed and was fearful of being "exposed" as some sort of fraud, so you can imagine getting him to actually open up would be hard.

I don't think James would have needed to step down. He wouldn't have wanted to because it would leave Nicholas, a minor, as heir (Ironic because that's what happened anyway, but I think in James's mind there was a difference between ending everything and giving up his birthright—what he was raised for—and still having a life afterwards).

I think he literally just needed a chance to get away, relax, get the treatment he needed for a year or maybe two, and divide his workload among other members of the family. He would also need to have his family change how they operate on an interpersonal level. At the time of his death, he was basically working non-stop and was involved in trying to fix several problems within the family and institution before they blew up into scandals (like Phillip and Courtney's marital issues, for example). It was too much stress added on top of a man who already had a history of depression from a family with a history of mental health problems. His depression also began to fuck up his relationship with Tatiana as well, so then there's that: It was like all the factors were stacked against him.

TW suicide below the cut

I think that James was probably struggling with depression for decades, but it worsened with age, especially when he began to realize that Louis was getting older and wouldn't be around forever.

Once it kind of "clicked" in James's mind that he wanted to die (this would have been in January 2017, around his 40th birthday) it was already too late. That was his point of no return. He became very peaceful between then and September, so much so that Tatiana mistakenly thought he was getting better. In reality, he was just feeling a sense of resolution while he was finalizing his will and leaving instructions for his funeral.

The family typically spends late June through to the end of August at Collingwood, the King's summer retreat. They leave Collingwood almost always on August 31 and resume public work just after Labour Day. James and his family own a cottage on the Collingwood Estate, you'll notice in posts set at Collingwood that there's the main castle looming in the background of the actual cottage where James would have lived.

On August 31, Tatiana and the boys returned to the city, but James claimed that he still had stuff to sort out at Collingwood. He promised his family he'd meet up with them in a day or two, and they honestly thought nothing of it since James is so meticulous that something like this wasn't out of character for him. This was James isolating himself from his family because: 1) he didn't want to traumatize them further or have them discover him after the fact and 2) he was ensuring no one could stop him.

Also note: that's the reason why Tatiana hangs out so much at Collingwood now that she's an empty nester: that's where she feels close to him. She also feels a lot of guilt for not insisting he stay close, which is sad since there's nothing Tatiana could have done to stop in the grand scheme:

Had Tatiana been able to stop him on September 1, he would have just waited until September 15, if someone stopped him on the 15th he'd have waited until October. So, I think it would have been instrumental for him to have gotten help before he reached that point something that, sadly, did not happen.

[demoncatapologist]

Random Spriggan 12 headcanons:

- Ajeel, Dimaria and Wall once tried to ask Invel to turn the Palace's grand stairway into a slide. At 3 A.M. You probably know how it ended.

- I am gonna ignore canon and says that Brandish got an instant crush on Dimaria upon seeing her being on the way to the throne room, to be introduced to the Emperor for the first time, in ceremonial armour and with a ceremonial sword twice her size.

- Larcade and Bloodman's eyes shines really bright when pointed a flashlight at in the dark, like cats. Wall decided to give his eyes a reflective film (he can swap it off in an instant if he needs to though) specifically for this effect even when he has perfectly functional night vision because, quoting him, "stealth is for losers and they can't detect you if they are dead"

- Everyone has the mental image of Irene splashing her wings into the water like a bird for some reason. Nobody knows why.

- Invel likes the warmth. It is a nice break from his constant cold aura. He stuffs a heating pad inside of his blanket right after coming back from his office to create this effect, because he cannot warm his bed by his own body heat and he "has too much dignity to hire a bed-warmer."

- Everyone flocks to Invel for sunscreen whenever he has to leave the palace with them because he has to apply 5000000000000+ SPF sunscreen on him at all times whenever he is outside, thus obviously owns the good shit. Yes, even Wall, just to mess with Invel. "Wall. You are a robot. Your outer coverings has UV-protective materials mixed into it. Your cooling system can handle way more than this temperature for far longer than this whole mission. Why the fuck do you need sunscreen?"

- God Serena once challenged Irene to claim her "territory" (a.k.a the royal sunbathing lounge that was supposed to be just hers) and got his ass kicked miserably. After witnessing and recording this event, Wall spent so much time laughing everyone was worried that he malfunctioned for a moment.

- Wall gave Brandish a really big beanbag chair for her birthday once. Not that he quite gets birthdays, but since Brandish likes his so much and humans give their friends gifts on birthdays???

- August and God Serena hangs out to play Regenca every other weekend. Since he is a fast learner, God Serena quickly becomes a great player in a couple months, and that plus his arrogant demaneour irritates Yajeel to no end - so August decided not to play Regenca with them at the same time for everyone's own good.

[dhampiravidi]

9 f/f ((for Hestia~))

[inspired by that time we did a X-Men Evo/HS AU...but it's college.]

Hestia was so fucking glad that Anna Marie was her roommate. She was glad that she'd made it into Xavier University, not to mention gotten a very generous scholarship. She was glad that the weather was pleasant, as opposed to disgustingly humid, despite it being early August in New York. And she was especially glad that when she and her new roomie both finished packing, Anna had no problem with being shoved up against a wall for a kiss.

They almost hadn't met, even though they both went to the same high school. The inevitable clique system had dubbed Hestia a sporty popular kid, and Anna Marie ("Rogue", to her then-friends) a punk problem child. But then they had detention together, and that gave them an excuse to interact. It didn't take much for them to fall for each other--apparently, they had both been crushing on each other from afar.

"I wanna see you," Hestia panted, a few seconds before she pressed another hungry kiss to her girlfriend's lips.

"Yeah. Yeah, go on--"

She was most definitely glad that Anna Marie hadn't worn one of her more complicated outfits. Both girls were soon wearing nothing but their underwear. Hestia laughed breathlessly when she saw that they were both in black cotton--and then she was back at it, pressing kisses everywhere she could reach without bending down.

"H-hes," the other girl whined. The two of them had only slept together a handful of times, what with Mx. Darkholme being a helicopter parent (Irene wasn't as strict, but she always knew when Anna was leaving specifically to see her lover, as opposed to her friends). Still, Hestia already had Anna Marie's number. She teased her some more, rubbing her through her underwear until--

"You ruined them, Annie. You might have to borrow some of mine," Hestia whispered. She had smudges of black lipstick all over her skin, but she wasn't the one blushing.

"Hestia--"

"Ask me."

"Ah--ah n-need y-you to--please, Hes, fuck me please--!"

"Good girl." She slipped her whole hand into the young woman's panties, just groping and squeezing at first until she was satisfied. Then Hestia finally decided to be nice, sliding two fingers into Anna, firm and slow. She thrust them in and out, letting her girlfriend ride them to a quiet finish. "Pretty. Open for me?" Hestia watched, smiling, as her sticky fingers were sucked clean. "Mm. Thank you."

"What about you?" Anna cupped Hestia's sex, perfectly willing to do her the favor of helping her cum. Hestia's sweet smile became a shark-like grin.

"We can break the beds in."

[wallacebarker]

August 2013

by Siobhan Bledsoe

august 2013

was the month i decided to ditch art school MFA

san francisco and a chance for a beginning overlooking the Pacific

even though when i flew out i smoked a joint with a stranger and felt at

peace.

the month where i gave up my room for the romance of transience

which meant getting drunk almost every night at Irene’s . . . $2 PBRS, shots.

i got fake engaged this month, he claimed love at first sight,

we drew rings with Bic pens on

each others fingers and Instagrammed it;

i found my other magnet:

we’d lay on his cot in his studio without a bathroom door

and hold hands, wake up at 10:22 AM, he’s off to work—no

time for coffee,

peeing in front of someone isn’t that vulnerable.

i shared the toothbrushes of at least five people and carried deodorant,

a change of clothes, must and perfume. church pews make for

good naps if you light a candle out of rusty

catholic guilt afterwards.

i still don’t know if i’m engaged but either way

we’ll have a party: disengagement or a bash on a farm somewhere green

music plays, wine is paid for.

august was the month i took a seven hour

bus ride down to Truro with $5 in my pocket (dunkin donut hashbrowns; water)

to visit my father and his second family, jumped into the ocean hoping

it’d wipe some of the depression away that has settled like a heavy

fog;

my exboyfriend was/is a heroin addict was a real august realization

that liars lie, that the dialogue is more complicated than

"you’re an ADDICT" reduction, but, still, FUCK YOU, how many times

did i worry i’d wake up and you’d be dead beside me? sometimes humans suck,

sometimes.

august was the month of sex, sex with

a rich hippie who had a girlfriend (surprise!) but he took me to L’Avventura

anyway and i took away my self­esteem by sleeping with him that night,

he’d make eye contact while inside of me and then i’d stare at his painting

hanging

over his bed, a portrait of a chinese man wearing a hat that said "follow your

heart" there

are so many words within "follow your heart" ­­­ i’d trace them as

i’d trace his back. ALLOW, ALLAY, YORE, YURT, HURT.

august: where friends became real and revealed, where

i needed leeway not judgment

and found those that gave it (friend liz; anointed sister)

the month i spent two days in bed

with annie smoking js watching Netflix while she waited for her German

boyfriend to return -­­ massages always help.

i did the same at omars, our eyes binge ate all of "house of cards"

kevin spacey, that voice.

the month i looked for a job and found one just yesterday, my uniform

will be all black + a turquoise red bull, the month where i ignored my

mom for two weeks because she was all "back to Boston" but no i was too busy

learning that change really added up to money, usually a single ride

metrocard, the month when i had to e­mail my therapist on vacation and have a

panic attack over the "subject line" so i took more anti­anxiety pills and

that never ends well, where a BOA employee talked to me about my history of

overdrafting.

what else doesn’t end well? having sex and not peeing after, that decision goes straight to your kidneys and then 1,500 MG of Amoxicillin later

you can breathe without hurting.

[jahdiel-death]

✧˖ ° Natalie ✧˖ ° 

Irene Dress (Shown on Legacy)

Legacy,perky Maitreya Reborn Waifu

fatpack bonus colors! materials on/off

Located @ Fetish Fair

Taxi:

✧˖ ° Adora-tions✧˖ °

Fuck You Thigh Tattoo (Shown on 75%)

Includes 3 intensities & a tintable version  

Taxi:

✧˖ ° XLR8 ✧˖ ° 

Suki Set: Nipple (Shown on Legacy) 

The Suki Set will be sold in gold, silver, & a fatpack with both colors

Individual purchase (gold or silver) will have the hud that only textures the gems)

Located @ Reborn Event August 22nd @ 12p SLT - Sept 7th @ 12 SLT

Taxi:

✧˖ ° Malandra✧˖ °

Pasties Glitter (Shown on Legacy)     

Legacy Maitreya Reborn Kupra

8 Colors + shine

Taxi:

[imperium-wealth-management]

Betrayal at aspects of my life.

You want to know how much f****** hurts me bro every day to deal with this f****** b******* this f****** whiteness of this f****** dumb f****** trash f****** system that they f****** created

I've been waiting for you for f****** 8 years I still have to go through this f****** poop thinking that it's going to be August or something you're thinking your abilities to execute a f****** system that you f****** promise do you stupid ass b**** Irene ee shibal nyun ah,

Fucking chick motheruckrrs.

Xi, you're a f****** basket case and a f****** loser you're a f****** sorry ass like m*********** I f****** hate you stupid ass f****** chunky ass f****** kind

You f****** lost you f****** fat ass piece of s*** mother f****** fat ass f****** Chinese b**** ass f***

I am planning a f****** losing you you fat ass mother f****** piece of s*** f*** face what there's no f****** cheat to be left over so you don't want to f****** deal with Koreans

Better f****** know your place you stupid ass mother f****** f****** dirty ass f****** Chinese f****** piece of s*** mother f*****