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[fatale-distraction]

31 Days of Dragon Age

Days 6-8

I’m so behind again T0T

Oct 06 - Favorite Origins NPC

Mother fuckin ENCHANTMENT

How can anyone not love Sandal? He’s a sweetie pie, he’s helpful, he loves his work, and he’s so damn mysterious!! I’m gonna have some serious words if he isn’t even mentioned in Veilguard!!!

Oct 07 - Favorite Origins scene/dialogue

Didn’t even need to think about this one.

Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?

Sten: Yes.

Morrigan: I... what did you say?

Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?

Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?

Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.

Morrigan: Nuzzle?

Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.

Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.

Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...

Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.

The pry bar comment will never cease to crack me the fuck up.

Oct 08 - Favorite Origins lore/codex entry

Correspondence Interruptus

“A collection of embarrassing personal communications between the spoiled wealthy and their objects of obsession.

*****

My darling Reginald,

I burn for you and because of you. Please use the enclosed tincture if our love is to endure.

—Sarie

*****

To Wareth Lowstone,

Age, race, height. I care not for the differences others perceive. But matching your helmet to my tunic for the amusement of standing in line with your new "Silent Sisters" invite attention to where none was desired. I will not suffer your company again.

—Alison Highover

(Scribbled below)

Gonna miss knocking heads with those girls.

*****

A delicate matter,

While I am overwhelmed at the prospect of having you, an unwelcome guest requires that you excuse yourself by the postern of my estate to avoid a mark upon our reputations.

—"M"

*****

Miss Ambrose,

A long, slow grind, the motion careful, aided by generous application of oils. Size is no concern with my equipment, and I am always mindful when stuffing, not risking a burst before every order is fulfilled. My meat goes hand in hand with satisfaction.

Your interest astounds, but it is not my to question a customer's choice in nighttime reading. Three pound sausage again next week? No cheek, of course.

Yours,

—Biller's Butchers

*****

Darling,

When next we meet, I would find it agreeable for you to leave your hat on. And mayhap your boots as well. And trousers. Shirt too. And I shall facilitate said clothed status by locking my door and posting a guard. Duly warned?

—"X"

*****

My elfroot,

The herbalist suggested powdered bronto horn. I was very discrete.

—Your sunflower

*****

Donogan,

On pain of death, you are

Now warned! My father found

The letters you previously

Sent, and is watching as I write

To tell you our relations are

Over! We must remain chaste.

—Patricia

*****

You are filthy! A beast! Such depravity I have never been forced to suffer! How words are so laden when they leave your lips they are beyond decent imagining!

Madam, I love you.

—Ser Augold

*****

My dearest Virginia Trueroyal,

Regarding: Bodice ripped

Enclosed are seven silver and my most heartfelt apologies for said bodice. I would blame the cold ocean spray, the loss of my favorite shirt, the bucking of the stallion, or perhaps the strain of maintaining all such elements while sitting for a portrait, but I was certainly not myself. I hope you will forgive me and not take it upon yourself to find your own determined way in this world.

Yours,

—Ser Rival Grouseman

*****

Dear Ser Jon,

Your ministrations, while well intentioned, hold no promise. Do not despair, for it is not you, it is of me. I require and interval to acquaint myself with the personage you awakened. I'm certain we can maintain an amiable accord and the engagements with our mutual associations will not be awkward.

—"Mari"

*****

To one's paramour,

When last we embraced, one noticed the redolence of another's company, but one was unmindful.

—His Most Eminent Ser Fether Hapsmith Osvald III

*****

My love,

I long to dance you beneath the moonlight, our hearts beating like the paired wings of a dove, in concert with the glory of the Maker and the beauty of the world that we must shepherd in his absence. Join me in a purity that will last the ages, when the brothers mark the Chant of Light anew.

With all my soul,

—Erec Denolven

(Scribbled below in a delicate hand)

Otter's pocket! He's earned it tonight!”

[ardently-queer]

language and community i guess

its cool i guess

how when i stop trying to sound ‘right’ i find my kind people

people i want to hear me hear me when i use my language

people who demand to hear me say to use their language

i learned for them i write like them i speak like them i sing their endless songs about love and breakups when i want to sing about dragons and laughter and magic and making and life and angry and waves and green

my kind of people cant find me when i am being like them

i don’t know how to not be like them because they made me sound like them they made me write like them i don’t know how i need to sound it all gets stuck in sentence structure and grammar and punctuation and i am trying to lose that and then i get so caught up in trying to find my real language that what i am saying is lost

stop making your kids like me let them be kids let them spin let them flap let them run let them sing shout live 

we all communicate its what people do we dont have to talk to do it

i dont know how to find my kind of people because i sound like the wrong people to everyone except the wrong people

[pembrokewkorgi]

Just a quick little dedication to some of my favorite OCs.  This isn’t in any order, and there’s many I like that aren’t on here, these are just the first ones that came to mind while I was putting this together.

Characters are from or belong to:

@shortcircuitmlp

@florecentmoo

@wouhlven

@arosu-sama

@cladz

@putuksstuff

@pencil-arts

@ask-wiggles

@youobviouslyloveoctavia

@ask-wisp-the-diamond-dog

@potoobrigham

@aero-replies

@nittany-tiger

@aphexangel

@abgallery

@askmaythelucario

[augolden]

•Augolden

[19joo]

EP 9 Spoilers ⚠️⚠️⚠️

I WAS THINKING THE SAME!!! Maybe things might have ended differently had I not accessed the Maps on Hannah's phone. But still, Thomas also messed up with the phone, so he might have unintentionally enabled it eitherway.

Also, speaking of Dark Forum posts, this one might have been another cryptic warning:

Is it even possible to completely ignore the text messages from the unknown number? Plus, who do you think brought the gun? This episode made Dan and Thomas extra sus for me, but at the same time I feel bad for them. The suspense is totally killing me. 🥲🥲🥲

“In case something is offered to you any time soon, you should decline it.” —LadyLotus

Ep9 spoilers

Keep reading

[bathinimosala-blog]

AU Gold Vodka #augold #augoldvodka #justgoshoot #instadaily #green #outdoor #vodka #igers #canonphotos #canon #canon50mm #50mm (at Crista Galli Venue)

[lumbaghini]

You are filthy! A beast! Such depravity I have never been forced to suffer! How words are so laden when they leave your lips is beyond decent imagining!  Madam, I love you.

Ser Augold, Correspondence Interruptus

Dragon Age: Origins

[augold44-blog]

Three new colors have been added to the Bodkin Laptop. I also fixed the mouse. Yeah! So, the laptop is in great condition (if only my real life laptop was in this good of a shape - my son slammed the lid down while I was working on a creation in blender and fucked up my screen. I have to get it fixed now) UGH

Anyway, you can download the updated version at S4S or my website.

Website: https://aurabeck74108.wixsite.com/auraspillowsandmore

S4S: http://sims4studio.com/thread/13128/augolds?page=1&scrollTo=104967

Hope you like the new and improved laptop with the new colors added. Laptop skins are in the works (around 100 recolors will be available)

[pembrokewkorgi]

Is inkblot still with augold? is augold now some other animal?

Pony Ink Blot is still with Augold.  Rhino Ink Blot is not, this is mostly because Augold actually isn’t my character.  He belongs to Florecentmoo, so I wouldn’t feel right using him in the Rhino Ink Blot story.

[podawful]

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[bathinimosala-blog]

AU Gold Vodka in hand.

[piratedashmod]

But covering up more might prevent the Augolds

Cover has a pretty purple pirate princess alicorn to protect him.

[augold44-blog]

Murals, Paintings, and walls for your simmies.

the wall colors are taken from the colors in the murals and to be used with the appropriate mural. U can download the files at S4S here:

http://sims4studio.com/thread/13128/augolds?page=1&scrollTo=104560

Hope you enjoy the gifts!

[dragoncodex]

Correspondence interruptus

Codex #242

A collection of embarrassing personal communications between the spoiled wealthy and their objects of obsession.

*****

My darling Reginald,

I burn for you and because of you. Please use the enclosed tincture if our love is to endure.

--Sarie

*****

To Wareth Lowstone,

Age, race, height. I care not for the differences others perceive. But matching your helmet to my tunic for the amusement of standing in line with your new "Silent Sisters" invite attention to where none was desired. I will not suffer your company again.

--Alison Highover

(Scribbled below) Gonna miss knocking heads with those girls.

*****

A delicate matter,

While I am overwhelmed at the prospect of having you, an unwelcome guest requires that you excuse yourself by the postern of my estate to avoid a mark upon our reputations.

--"M"

*****

Miss Ambrose,

A long, slow grind, the motion careful, aided by generous application of oils. Size is no concern with my equipment, and I am always mindful when stuffing, not risking a burst before every order is fulfilled. My meat goes hand in hand with satisfaction.

Your interest astounds, but it is not my to question a customer's choice in nighttime reading. Three pound sausage again next week? No cheek, of course.

Yours,

--Biller's Butchers

*****

Darling,

When next we meet, I would find it agreeable for you to leave your hat on. And mayhap your boots as well. And trousers. Shirt too. And I shall facilitate said clothed status by locking my door and posting a guard. Duly warned?

--"X"

*****

My elfroot,

The herbalist suggested powdered bronto horn. I was very discrete.

--Your sunflower

*****

Donogan, On pain of death, you are Now warned! My father found The letters you previously Sent, and is watching as I write To tell you our relations are Over! We must remain chaste.

--Patricia

*****

You are filthy! A beast! Such depravity I have never been forced to suffer! How words are so laden when they leave your lips they are beyond decent imagining!

Madam, I love you.

--Ser Augold

*****

My dearest Virginia Trueroyal,

Regarding: Bodice ripped Enclosed are seven silver and my most heartfelt apologies for said bodice. I would blame the cold ocean spray, the loss of my favorite shirt, the bucking of the stallion, or perhaps the strain of maintaining all such elements while sitting for a portrait, but I was certainly not myself. I hope you will forgive me and not take it upon yourself to find your own determined way in this world.

Yours, --Ser Rival Grouseman

*****

Dear Ser Jon,

Your ministrations, while well intentioned, hold no promise. Do not despair, for it is not you, it is of me. I require and interval to acquaint myself with the personage you awakened. I'm certain we can maintain an amiable accord and the engagements with our mutual associations will not be awkward.

--"Mari"

*****

To one's paramour,

When last we embraced, one noticed the redolence of another's company, but one was unmindful.

--His Most Eminent Ser Fether Hapsmith Osvald III

*****

My love,

I long to dance you beneath the moonlight, our hearts beating like the paired wings of a dove, in concert with the glory of the Maker and the beauty of the world that we must shepherd in his absence. Join me in a purity that will last the ages, when the brothers mark the Chant of Light anew.

With all my soul, --Erec Denolven

(Scribbled below in a delicate hand) Otter's pocket! He's earned it tonight!

[pembrokewkorgi]

Thanks @piratedashmod!  I’ll send it to Ink Blot right away.  I’m sure she’ll appreciate it.  Hopefully Augold won’t try to cross out her name and put his on it.

Happy Vday!

[podawful]

Mr. Pickle FELTS The Internet - POD AWFUL PODCAST DF33

Quantum-Dimensional-Merge 7D Chess against the entire internet has brought the AUGold of the internet to their knees. A prank on everyone online during the internet's BIGGEST (and most disappointing) DEBATE: Nick Fuentes vs. Mister Metokur. Jesse was invited onto the Kino Casino with PPP and Andy Warski, but when PPP saw Jesse came dressed as a pickle, his inner Chris-Chan activated and he became instantly BRINED. Or did he? In an insane move, Mr. Pickle then got invited onto the Killstream with Ethan Ralph, Baked Alaska, and Nick Fuentes. While the Cozy bros marinated with Jesse, something hilarious was taking place behind the scenes that would soon felt the internet, and send cyberspace mutants into a vi-NEGAR rage. Don't argue with pickles online.

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