#auditor AU

[cypherscript]

Justice League Audit

The Flash honestly didn't know what to think about their current situation as the prime members of the Justice League, their biggest hitters, were just yanked from their homes and put into costume in a courtroom. A young man with white hair was halfway into a briefcase, legitimately halfway up to his waist in the briefcase, who pulls himself from it with multiple stacks of papers. "Good Evening, Justice League, or morning depending on when you came from. My name is Daniel but please call me Danny and I have been appointed to your case for simply the severity of the case."

"Severity? What are we being charged with," Batman grunts as he studies the room and the man.

"Charged? No no, you're not being charged with anything just yet if at all. I should specify why I'm here. My name is Danny and I head a recent addition of the Multiverse Auditing of Space and Time."

"MAST," Flash says in deadpan.

"An Audit," Batman's voice drops in tone, "Auditing us for what?"

"Excellent question, Mister... Batman," Danny says has he looks over his papers. "At MAST we monitor and maintain the spatial and temporal curve which is affected by choices made by the inhabitants of this dimension. This including but not limited to unsanctioned time travel, planetary destruction on a massive scale, large scale mental manipulation, cosmic entity manipulation, cosmic entity death, manipulation of the balance of life and death, supernatural tax evasion, unpaid child support and abandonment of duties in all forms."

Flash pulls on his collar uncomfortably as Danny mentions time travel, Batman ignores him as he continues, "And if this audit shows that we are in need of charging? What then?"

"It all depends on what is being charged but majority of them can simply be nullified by undoing what was done; paying your child support, making good on your deals and agreeing to exchange a number of your years as compensation for the death of the entity in question. In the event these terms cannot or will not be agreed to then the being in question will be black-marked as persona non grata and will be garnished for the rest of their natural life."

"That... seems rather lenient," Superman states as he's thinking over what was said.

"What is being garnished and what is persona non grata mean on a multiverse standpoint?"

"Until the black-marked individual reconciles their debt with MAST, no afterlife will accept them, no supernatural entity will make a deal with them, loss of any power used in the charge that gained them the black-mark."

He picks up a red folder and takes a seat on one side of the desk, "Now, Mister Flash, while you're not the most heavily audited on todays list you had unfortunately put more stress on one of our employees at MAST. I have here that you're being accused of 186 counts of unsanctioned time travel."

"186?!"

"BARRY!"

"What the crap?!"

[time-woods]

off in some alternative universe theres a cosmic office comedy with some romantic undertones taking place

[shuueep]

Something something…

[squiddy-ink-s]

More of Intern AU. Might make a mini comic but I’m unsure 🤔

[far-from-official]

i think we should explode you

[alynnclovar]

Bored so I made this

[unknownvirus21]

They're talking about a book Scarab is editing for Prismo

AU of Prismo being an author and Scarab being his exclusive editor. He never hires anyone else, just him and gets jealous when others authors try to hire Scarab so he pays him a ridiculous amount of money to keep him as his editor only

Not Prismo being territorial :33

[itsdefinitely]

Please do more tma fionna and cake/adventure time 🙏 🙏🙏🙏

Somewhere else.

[nightonight]

A lot of people is asking for Prismo’s reaction towards the tattoos, so here’s some office AU food for u guys

[hard-times-paramore]

One time I dreamt that Desmond was thrown into the past into Ezio's era by some timey wimey shenanigans I don't remember the explanation for. I'd probably go with something Isu-related after he touched the Eye, like most AUs tend to go.

But anyway, he met Ezio, right? Ezio from the start of the story, who at the time was 17. So Desmond told him "yeah so yeah um I am your descendant from 500 years in the future".

And let's be honest, probably thought the guy was a brat. Desmond moved out of child Ezio into adult Ezio in his trips to the Animus pretty early even in AC2. He mostly knows Ezio as an older man.

But here's the thing.

EZIO HAD JUST LOST HIS FAMILY.

And he looked at Desmond like "wait, so that means you're like, my grandson"

Desmond was trying to argue that "well, there's some great great great— in the middle of it" but Ezio was already having a paternity crisis.

And might I emphasize.

Ezio was 17

Desmond is 25 (and also suicidal, let's be real, this is AC3 Desmond)

Ezio still wanted to parent Desmond.

Like, it was a whole dream of Ezio trying to teach Desmond the ropes of Renaissance Florence because he thought he needed to impart wisdom upon his "grandson", while Desmond was flabbergastedly running after him like "YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN ME"

That was it that was the dream. I know it sounds like I'm making it up but I really did dream this. Sometimes my dreams have very coherent plots.

Should I make this into a fic?

[heartludwig]

Follow up on my little office au? Anyways this is the aftermath of the “incident��

[time-woods]

local bug experiences sensory feelings that arent hostile and has no clue how to act

[shuueep]

🪲 silly red bugs 🪲

I love them so much, you have no ideas 😭

Desings (from left-right) belong to @probablyanalienindisguise , @time-woods , mine & @far-from-official ! Amazing peeps! ✨🫶

AND PRISMOs:

[squiddy-ink-s]

Intern AU! But now with minor Prohibitedwish.

My headcanon for Prismo, is that when he was younger, he was able to more freely go between his mortal form and his projection form. Memory wise.

I also think he’d have some exaggerated form of Narcolepsy that only got worse with age, which caused the big gap of memories between his host body and his projection.

[starry-mang0s]

Silly little doodle of the silliest little guy :>

This lovely bug belongs to the lovely @time-woods !!

[fourfanetc]

and they were roommates….!