#audibally gasped

[anthemofgvf]

ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL ME TODAY?!!!

[ticklykitty216]

Ok but like jumpscare warning my guy XD

When I saw you followed me back I jus went

You basically went:

[werezmastarbucks]

dreams: youtube

how many followers do you think he got?

word count: 999

warnings: none

music: can't pin me down by marina

kai parker x reader

dreams masterlist

You hit play, and the face of the weird... influencer? appears on screen. You have this vague idea that you were going to watch something else. But your 'watch later' playlist now consists of three hundred videos, and the electronic noise of non-stop brainless entertainment makes you dizzy and zombie-like. You have a strong urge to log off, close the laptop and look out the window, but this guy's face glues you to the screen. For some reason seeing him in this format in 4K feels insidious, like he's a danger not only to you but also to others. Whoever watches. Like he's somehow connected to snuff... your brain, decomposing from all of the internet commotion, tired with endless sounds and buzzwords, feels physically tired. You rub your face. He is just like the others, has a Youtube channel where he babbles away about his business which nobody asked for. Another attention seeker, full of himself in the idea that people will stick and reflect on his miserable life.

He looks like a pop corn American movie embodied. White shiny teeth, glistening eyes, tiny dimples on his cheeks. A shirt you're sure you saw in Crop recently. Everything a teenage girl needs. Apalled, you contemplate how many of his followers actually have a crush on him just because he represents their Youtube dream. Neat, smily, white guy who gives you an idea that the world exists in a shiny rectangle.

You're immersed in your thoughts until your ear catches something off - that meaning, something actually interesting. His voice buzzes with excitement.

"The last time I told you about hell. But you asked me about, like, whether I have normal - real - stories. Well, I do, and I can even tell you about some of my art. Actually, I do it all the time. You know, I write songs in my dreams all the time", he fidgets in his place like a kid. He can't sit straight and is constantly moving his torso, his hands, as of hypnotizing you. He looks like he watches himself on the screen with one eye, and acts very well, actually. Not the most typical narcissistic type, but the well hidden one. He sure admires himself, but looks cool doing it. You start questioning yourself whether fifteen minutes of this bullshit will make you crush on him just a little.

"Yeah, and it's always something, you know... like I would call it cosmic confusion. So you know how there's cosmic horror? That, but confusion. I get these very soft, ambient melodies, which I don't like very much by the way, but my girlfriend does".

Gasp. Followers lost. You never say you have a partner if you have that kind of smile that holds your whole channel together.

"And the lyrics are like puzzles that I can't seem to gather together. It's been going on for years. What if I'm dreaming a whole discography that's a mysterious code at the same time? And of course when I wake up I completely forget, like, ninety percet of that. Only remnants, but they qickly escape my head. But!" he yells out, making you jump a little, "recently I got this huge idea... I started recording myself on my phone so that if I ever meet a very cool musician, I can play it to them, and they will write the music for me, and I'll... anyway, listen to this".

He takes out his phone and reaches the microphone. The space of the audibe field is filled with his sleepy voice, singing some gibberish, missing every possible note as if on purpose. You instinctively switch off, drowning in memories. Actually, that happened to you too. You dreamt of a black room with a yellow chair in the middle that played music. It was... surprisingly like... what's his name... you look at the name of the channel again - CovenMaster - Jesus - said. Cosmic confusion, like you're lost, but you're not scared because the dimension you got stuck in is too eerie for human brain.

And the only line that was in this song that you remembered to this day was,

When's the boy coming back?

You look back at him, and now he doesn't seem Disney foolish. He looks straight at you from your screen, listening to the end of his ugly song.

"There", he says quietly, "now you know I'm a genius. You can't match me". There's a flicker of well-masked humor in this, like you're supposed to be in on the joke.

"And most importantly, you can't pin me down. I go up every time, don't I?"

Against all reason, you nod, like somebody is standing behind you and has a hand on your head.

"The dark abyss of oblivion, the hell, nothing can hold me for long".

There's silence.

"And?" you ask out loud.

"Oh, it's another one, the other song I didn't record. Jeez, I should really head to SoundCloud", he mumbles. In a second his face lights up, and everything is the same again.

"Anyway, today I wanted to tell you about how I invented a new type of slime! I heard kids were crazy about it!"

You sigh and reach out to close your laptop. Not just click away from the page, but close it completely, to not see any flat screen.

"Wait! Okay, okay", he snaps suddenly. You freeze in front of him.

"Don't go just now, I gotta tell you something", CovenMaster has his palm outstretched and looks straight at you.

You keep silent, he does, too, for a couple of seconds. The shivers run down your shoulders and arms.

"This video is sponsored by Cheetos", he smiles widely, like a prankster. You groan and slap your laptop closed, with such force that you feel sorry immediately, fearing for the screen.

You get up and go to your window to look out the street. A typical nice neighborhood in Ohio, who wouldn't want to live here? The houses around are so familiar, the cars of neighbors roll patiently down the road. Muffled music playing somewhere a house away.

Everything is perfect, and you're glad. But the question still remains,

When's the boy coming back?

[yourlocalpossum]

i audibally gasped when i saw this/genn

VENUSS‼️‼️‼️ ALERT I LOVE HER SHES SOO——

[purgatory-haught-shot]

OMG HOLD ON YALL I THINK I JUST MADE A DISCOVERY. We just figured out what the fog does and I went back and watched the trailer and omg. In the first picture we see Wynonna (and later Waverly) surrounded in the fog. But upon further inspection, I noticed Wynonna with the car in the background (which looks a whole lot like the police cruiser Cleo was driving in the third ep) and if you look behind her in front of Rachel you see someone laying on the ground. IT’S NICOLE. You can tell by the belt and pants. Later in the other two pics we see Wynonna thrown about in the fog in the same outfit as well as Waverly in the white dress when she runs in the forest to find Nicole. So why is Nicole passed out and also why is the fog suddenly gone when Waverly finds her 🤔

[kpop-rambles]

Let’s talk about MAMA 2020 pt.1

1. Hwasa’s maria performance.. omg, y’all mamamoo will never stop slaying. Like that intro had me so shocked. I’m pretty sure there was a cut for the outfit change, i don’t know shit about editing but i can appreciate good editing. Hwasa just seemed so confident, like always, her charmisa was just blasted into my face. Had me gaping the whole time. backup dancers were as great as always too. 

2. oh..my...god! Let’s get the ending out of the way. It was absolutley stunning. made me audibally gasp, jessi’s nunu nana was already a great song to hype me up but this version... I don’t know how to explain it but it kinda gave me anime opening vibes? The BGM did and her vocals with it- idk an anime studio should think about asking her for it. speaking of her vocals, beautiful, of course, live vocals are to die for. i loved how the backup dancers had masks and gloves, and they slayed as well, they all did amazing! 

3. NCT 127′s kick it didn’t have the wow factors i think the previous two did. I think they seem kind of tired, and I completely understand that, they’ve been doing promotions after promotions this whole year and i really need SM TO GIVE THEM REST. I love seeing them perform ofc, but like please they need a break. I’ve been saying this since kick it came out. But besides their health which is a big concern for me, I did really liek Mark’s solo stage,I think he did great! At the beginning, I really only heard Mark’s voice, like Johnny’s lips were moving but no matter how much I strained my ears i could not hear him. I don’t blame them for lip syncing, this is a tiring song to dance and sing to at the same time. In conclusion, give these boys a break SM.

4. Nct dream ridin ok um i do have the same complaint- well i dont really want to complain because I understand it’s hard to with hard hitting dances and light vocals- about no live vocals. Even with Jisung who was just sitting on a motercycle- which was actually something i really liked, i found it so funny to see the other 5 dancing while he’s just on the motercycle. Besides that, I think the best part was Jeno. His charisma really got to me, even tho the vocals didn’t. (I sound nitpicky, ik, but live vocals is so important to me) 

5. so i love NCT U’s From home. And I also really liked this preformance. Before I praise it, I’ll get the complaints out of the way; the background music was way stronger than the vocals and thats not what you need in a song like this. Idk why SM doesn’t want us to hear these guys voices but oh well. Second, they do look extrememely fatigued and it really hurts my heart. SM GIVE THEM RESTTT. Now the things that I really liked. The background, with nct just being wholesome, really gave me the feel of it being a performance for czennies so that was adorable. When the other members came in as well, I gasped. I would’ve prefered if they showed up on stage and then ran to NCT U and then they all saw the nanana part together but i don’t work for Sm so oh well (Sm you know you wanna hire me) anywayyys a little bonus thing i actually gasped for was Doyoung’’s visuals. I really love the eyes of a person, and I just- when i saw his eyes i gasped. And whenever the camera men went on to him I literally sighed in admiration. Also i was very sure that they were tired when i saw Chenle, who is still somehow lookin stunning. But still very tired, PLEASE SM THIS IS THE LAST TIME ILL ASK GIVE THEM REST. 

6. Stray kids victory song- havent heard it in so longg and they brought it back. In the best way. Just this whole performance was the best. Im a skz ult and ig this is kinda biased but come on. You cant say that stray kids didnt slay. Because they absolutley did. (I actually cried tears of joy watching this preformance.btw) the live vocals hit so hard, the execution was phenomenal. Just.. Wow.

[brentchampagne]

asksjgeklaj i audibally gasped when Shannon showed her word

[distinguishabledifferences]

Ritual for Eating the World

I untangled the deranged next to a stream

Where bodies of old blood must have filtered their dreams

I asked, trying to be salient:

Will this too come to pass?

The wind as a gasp spoke and then grasped

Without necessitating a pause

As if wanting to shiver me

The echo of thunder crackled the epochs

Illuminated in plasma I could see

A plunderous boulder soaring

I must've not trembled enough.

For when darkness crashed I heard none

My exhale clapped only

Trekking back I rested too

In between coos and spruce

Waiting for

The mountain top

My gregarious soul so foolish

Eventaully,

It's what I said old mountain

Demanding as lust

Audibally;

I saw it

Another one perched in my path

and I passed still wondering.

[asksassyjackfrost]

Jack smiled, leaning his head on nightlights as he tasted the champagne smiling, seeming everyone was busy he emptied his glass and pored half of nightlights bubbly in his own. Right as he sat it down he had to hide a burp.

Tooth gasped and pushed him playfully "you are literally trying to get me drunk arent you!? its not even dinner time yet"

Bunny looked at north and laughed audibely "Not to worry, paws off from this guy"

Jacks attention snapped up when he heard northd booming voice "Ah yes! hand me a piece!"

Tooth gave the tsar a small kiss on the cheek "come on big boy, lets try some cake"

Arranged Marriage: “It’s crazy, isn’t it? Two complete strangers who know nothing about each other being brought together like this.” (You don't have to reply! The prompt was just hilarious to me)

Arranged marriage AU starter sentences

(friend! Of course Imma reply! We are fellow ROTG fandomers)Jack chuckled and sat back and looked up at whatever was above him “Yeah… its kinda hard to fathom that it is possible really, to marry someone you don’t really know anything about.. but I’ve heard that someone have found love in it”

[aquilacalvitium]

I audibally gasped this is SO FUCKING GREAT

‪I absolutely adored the Spider-Man series so I hopped on the Spider-Jack fanart train and I’m really happy with how it turned out ❤️💙‬

[aquilacalvitium]

I AUDIBALLY GASPED WHAT THE FUCK

Chase’s kids

will have names, according to Seán on Twitch, but the secretive lil shit won’t be giving that away anytime soon

honestly…my heart can’t fucking take it