#au of my au headass lmao

[unhinged-summer-fun]

i think yall are gonna Like this gift fic i made for oshamir gift exchange teehee

[toxooz]

Outlaw/cowboy ollie be on my mind, his design is just good to me..the damm golden tusks and also him being a bit more evil makes him a bit more cooler heh and the horseeeee thats always dripping blood is also good(are you still planning on changing it to a giant warg instead?)

Oh wait I didn't even realize outlaw ollie got a demon form too, did ramsuse ever get to see it?

headass i think abt cowboy au Everyday bc of this reason lmao

and im STILL torn on him having his warg or his hellhorse im just too in love with the uncanniness of a carnivorous horse whos always ready for violence😭 idk if Ramsuse ever sees his demon form but maybe he uses it to raise hell in a town or to stop a train at some point so Maybe 🤔

[divas-night-guards]

Hi everyone!!! This is my blog for my au or retelling-ish of those 2015 nightguards!! Neat!!! Character rundown and rules bellow the drawing

Character rundown!!

Mike (the bald one)

Mike, the sarcastic, dry protagonist of the bunch, was hired a long while ago as a day shift security guard. He just now was promoted! Welcome to the night shift, Mike!!! Some background lore includes:

Mike was the bite victim of 83,

Mike has a wife (Doll)!

Just reminding you.

Doll (Mike’s wife)

Doll Schmidt, the loving wife of Mike Schmidt. Owns and works at her own little pastry shop up the street from Freddy fazbear’s! Doll occasionally visits to bring Mike and the rest of the gang pastries and snacks to make it through the night. Background lore includes:

Mike was a regular patron of the cafe for a long time and they started talking, years later they got married (awww)

Doll and Fritz are close friends! they both share an interest in cooking and food.

Fritz (glasses)

Fritz smith, the cheekiest of the gang! Applied for his love of animatronics and machinery, Fritz smith was hired for the night shift (being a college student, he wouldn’t be able to take the day shift.) Fritz is quite social, making friendship bracelets for almost everyone in the night shift, everyone except Vincent. Some additional facts:

Fritz is good at coding and mechanics, thus being able to fix the animatronics if there were any mechanical issues, Boss likes Fritz for this, due to it being much cheaper than hiring an actual mechanic. Cheap bastard.

Vincent (purple guy!)

Vincent Bishop, the head of the night guards! Everyone’s (not mine) favorite flamboyant purple and I mean REALLY purple guard! Known for making everyone in the office just a little uncomfortable (which is why you don’t get a friendship bracelet broh.) Vincent loves posing his authority and eeriness to everyone, threatening the other night guards. And when he’s not doing that, he’s being a deranged psychopath with a trigger-happy aura.

He loves toast <3

He’s DEATHLY and irrationally afraid of needles

BOSS (cigar dude)

Our noir, New Jersey accented cheap money-grubbing RECENTLY DIVORCED- (ahem) boss man is…yeah. Just a boss. A cheap boss man. Yup.

Recently divorced

Favorite activity is blowing cigar smoke in his subordinates faces

Used to be a detective

Flirts with doll (“hey bbg I’m so much better than Mike” Headass)

Phone guy (self explanatory)

Security guard that works both day and night shifts, in charge of handling phone calls, etc. super nice with a heart of gold and an amazing hard-working team player persona. Vincent often flirts with phone guy (or “Scott”), yet Scott is very, very uninterested.

Likes drinking tea more than coffee

Has black hair, the phone is just a hat thing that he wears because he doesn’t like doing his hair. And it’s fun looking

Jeremy (question mark)

Jeremy fitzgerald, the newest hire of the night watch. Jeremy is often shy and timid when it comes to socializing, and unfortunately isn’t the best at his job. but with the help from his peers (hopefully) he’ll have nothing to worry about!

Friends with Fritz, who really tries to get him out of his comfort zone a bit

Vincent tries to scare him by jumping at him when he’s walking down hallways, pranking him, etc. because it’s “funny”

Kind of a people pleaser, often changing his opinion for others out of fear <\3

Self conscious about his stutter (💔)

RULES!!!

Have fun bro 💖

There are no real rules LMAO, just have lots of fun, be as “cringe” as you want, go ahead!!!!!! :D

Oh nvm nothing offensive

Yeah don’t be a jerk and have fun!!!!! Byeeeee🗣️🔥

[clearlyshyobservation]

Kokichi is dying (V3 chatfic, no particular ship)

TW: Infers abuse, talks about ableism, neglect, panic attack pretty much, depression, self loathing. never being good enough

i am so sorry but vr au's need to be sad, love yall :)

(Background info: This is set in a vr au, they are not with their fake memory parents (Ie; kaito's kind grandparents) but rather why they really have)

(Also i have no fucking clue what ship i was going for???? pretty sure they are all on the table, and kokichi talks like an idiot in this and i love it. Gonta's writing is based off of his Japanese talking style, so no more caveman talking).

USERNAMES:

(Space monkey: Kaito, Detective pikachu: shuichi, Elton john: kaede, Antman: gonta, Mr. Gonstealyoman: korekiyo, Atua's bitch: angie, emoboi: ryoma, be-boop: kiibo, bread roll: Maki, cum dumpster: miu, mommy: kirumi, Gremlin: Kokichi)

TLDR: Chaos ensues, slight angst

Gremlin: omfg im fucking sicK im gonna fucking die i bet this was kaitos bitch ass fault for coughing on me with his tuberculosis headass gROSSSSS I HATE EVERYTHINGGG

Space Monkey: i-

Space monkey: I didn't get you sick dumbass,,,, my tb is fugckin cured bi-

Bread roll: he's dramatic and gross dont believe him

Gremlin: yall mean for what?

Gremlin: i have a life taking disease and yall laughing i- 

Gremlin: see you at my funeral bitch

Detective pikachu: What are you sick with then

Gremlin: anythong bitch, im the universe

Antman: He sounds delusional, thats not good

Detective pikachu: He's always delusional, he's Kokichi

Mr. gonstealyoman: I guess this name is better than my old one

Mr. gonstealyoman: thank you kokichi :) I am glad we have come to an understanding

Gremlin: kay sexy

Gremlin: IGNRE WHAT I JUST SENT

Gremlin: IGNORE IT IGNORE IT IGNORE ITTTTT

Antman: who was that for???

Gremlin: NO ONE,,, 

Gremlin: Okay,,, maybe sexy tall men in general lowkey

Gremlin: okay,,,, maybe anyone over 6 feet 

Detective pikachu: i feel excluded

Detective pikachu: good, i don't like you kokichi, your an ass

Gremlin: u sound jelly shumaiiiiii

be-boop: perhaps he is telling the truth, you know,

be-boop: according to my data, in chapter four Shuichi stated that you will never have friends, and no one will ever like you

Gremlin: SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP MAKING ME FEEL BADBSKVKHDVKDSKJV

Antman: do you need me to come over? I can make you tea?

mommy: Do you know how to do that, Gonta? I can teach you?

Antman: Gonta does know, thank you very much. 

Antman: Gonta is not a child, Tojo-chan, please don't regard me as one

Antman: Gonta can cook, can clean, can be gentle, and has his own mind

Space monkey: but we're just making sure man, cuz, you know,,,, chapter 4

Antman: I am capable of things just like you!!!!!

Antman: Gonta doesn't know why you guys treat me like a child :(

Gremlin: yeah, hot stuff over there is basically a prodigy homies

Antman: Gonta is dumb though, don't say that.

Antman: Gonta is no prodigy, in fact, he is below average in everything

Gremlin: Whats ur test scores bitch

Antman: Gonta got a 98 on my english test,, but i wanted a 100, which would make Gonta actually smart :( 

Antman: Gonta is not good enough to be friends with you all

Antman: I can do basic stuff like tojo said...

Antman: maybe i do need help?

Antman: im not sure anymore:((((

Gremlin: THEY ARE ABLEIST GONTA,,, THEY FEEL SUPERIOR FOR TREATING UUUUU LIKE A CHILD

Detective pikachu: You sound really delusional Kokichi, maybe you should get sleep

Gremlin: S T F U, IM SPITTING ST8 FACTS BITCH

Detective pikachu: Sure you are. Now get some rest. 

Gremlin: GRRRR WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU IDIOTS??

Bread roll: Cause your stupid and aggressive

Gremlin: your personality, basically?

Bread roll: shut up at least i have a boyfriend

Gremlin: Technically, you just stole my frienemy 

Gremlin: Yall do be avoiding each other doe

Space Monkey: WE ARE NOT

Gremlin: Yeah yeah

Gremlin: yesterday i saw you to enter the same cafe by accident, duck your heads, then sit across the cafe from each other, all while  avoiding eye contact

Gremlin: Soooo,,, things not going well in paradise?

Detective pikachu: you're nosy

Gremlin: says the literal detective 

Space monkey: everythings fine your just a dickkkk

Gremlin: "oooo! Im momo-chan, i say bad word and go brrrrr"

Space monkey: im going to fucking stab him 

Gremlin: You cant, ive already enslaved you with my chaotic, yet cute hijinks, havent i~

Space monkey: STOP STOP NO NOT THE SQUIGLY

Gremlin: is it the sex? WHY DONT YOU MAKE EYE CNOTACT WITH UR LADY NO MORE 

Space monkey: ITS NOT THE SEX I HATE YOU

Gremlin: im free by the way at 8 ;)

Bread roll: STOP trying to steal my boyfriend kokichi, ive told you this before

Bread roll: NO

Bread roll: BODY

Antman: Gonta interrupts to say, Gonta loves you kokichi, and we should get flowers together, than maybe we can prank some people :D 

Bread roll: Ive never wanted to stab you more, gonta

Gremlin: I'd enjoy that very much, fine fellow ;)

Gremlin: but idk,,,, can you like take care of me first, cuz IM SICK BECAUSE OF KAITO TUBERCULOSIS ASS

Space monkey: I DONT HAVE TB ANYMORE

Gremlin: SURE YOU DONT 

Space monkey: I DONT

Gremlin:  BUT GUESS WHAT

Gremlin: YOU STILL SMOKE DUMBASS AND THATS NOT GOOD FOR U OR YOUR TUBERCULOSIS

Detective pikachu: He smokes?

Atua's bitch: he does, i walked in on him in the bathroom lmao

Atua's bitch: he was scared shitless and threw it out the window, needless to say atua does nt approve

Gremlin: DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE VACCINE????

Space monkey: Uh,,, i was taught vaccines were bad, so no i don't have the vaccine

Gremlin: I HATE OLD PEOPLE

Gremlin: ABOLISH OLD PEOPLEEEE

Gremlin: THEY SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND IT PHISCALLY HURTS ME TO SEEEEEE

Space monkey: your dramatic, it cant be that bad

Gremlin: say that when you catch it again

Gremlin: i swear you coughed on me like,,,, 5 weeks ago tho

Antman: OOOO! Fun fact: Tuberculosis can lay dormant from 3 months to a few years! 

Space monkey: u guys are just trying to scare me

Bread roll: Just checked the chat after using the br and,,m YOUDONT HAVE YOU VACCINES???

Detective pikachu: Im sorry, but kaito, please,,,,, for the love of god get vaccines

Space monkey: alright alright, ill do it cuz you guys are all on my case and i don't like being the villain :(

Gremlin: Im so happy i have gonta with me rn, he is making me tea while yall rot in your distant ass relationship (THIS IS FOR YOU KAITO)

Space monkey: Im going to destroy your bloodline in about three seconds if you dont stfu right fucking now

Gremlin: Hhehe i have an inaprwopwiate joke uwu

emoboi: STOP PLEASE DEAR GOD

cum dumpster: wHAt Is iT YOU WHORE

Gremlin: i was gonna say wouldn't he need to like,,,, have sex with my family to weed out my bloodline or something??

cum dumpster: i-

cum dumpster: Why am i acting surprised, ive watched porn with more extravagant plots than this

cum dumpster: ie; are you guys FUCKING? RIGHT INFRONT OF MY SALAD??? is one i will cherish with my soul

emoboi: hehe why did she point out the salad

Space monkey: I hate u kokichi, i truly do

Gremlin: I bet if you got the chance u would kiss me space boy :P

Bread roll has left the chat

Space monkey: o god is she ddoing one of those bf loyalty tests or smthing???

Space monkey: now im nervous lmao

Gremlin: why you so nervous stupid~~~~

Gremlin: It not like ur cheating on her homie

Space monkey: It's just a placebo effect

Gremlin: My brain feels fried Momo-chan,, i don't understand big boy words right now

Space monkey: Basically, if you take a pill that doesn't do anything but you don't know that and believe it does, you will scientifically start to feel better

Gremlin: first and only time saying this, but thank you 

Space monkey: HEHEHEB YOU SAID THANK YOU YOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOU

Gremlin: Kaito,,, imma need you to do me a favor and look up on your ceiling

Space monkey: i hate you, idk what it is, but i hte you

Gremlin: good <3

Space monkey: HE REPLACED ALL MY THE STARS ON MY CELING WITH FUCKIBG DICKSSS

Space monkey: THIS IS THE LST FUCKING STRAW IM GONNA LOSE IT

Space monkey: IF MY GRANDPARENTS SEE THIS BULLSHIT THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME, SLAP ME, MAYBE BREAK MY NECK AND DESTROY MEE

Space monkey: Im GENUINLEY panicing HOW TF am i gona get this off my wal???? They are going to bbat me senselpess help me shUichi

Detective pikachu: o god, i can sense the sheer pain and scaredness in  that tet, 

Detective pikachu: are you for real gong to get hurt or are you pulling a kokichi?

Space monkey: FUCKING HELP ME IM NOT FUCKING JOKINGKABKCB HELP THEY ARE NOT HOME RN THEY ARE LIKEE,,,, 40 MINUTES AWAY PLEASEE 

Gremlin: okay,,, maybe this wasn't the best prank.,,, i guess i'll help clean up cuz im not that much of a sociopath

Gremlin: tbh my parents can go shove it too lowkey terrible 0/10 

Space monkey: AHHHH IM SO SCARED PLS PSL GET HERE FAST

be-boop: Of course, i will come, i will survey the outside of the house

Antman: Gonta is coming too! We will get this done in under 40 minutes!

Space monkey: OKAY

Gremlin: Lowkey, if i cough on you ignore it bitch your the one who made me like this

Space monkey: W HA TDONT COUGH ON ME IM NOT SICK ANYMORE

Gremlin: I will give you TB again just cuz your making me suffer

Space monkey: Suffer what??? putting dicks on my FUCKING WALL???

Gremlin: Guilt, idiot, im feeling guilty. 

cum dumpster: oof thats new

emoboi: yeah i wasn't expecting it

Mr.gonstealyoman: Me neither. It is rather peculiar seeing it being texted by him because he is always feels not guilty of his bad actions.

be-boop: I do believe he means it, though...

emoboi: impossible.

cum dumpster: i agree, literally impossible.

Gremlin: I HAVE A FUCKIBG SOUL YOU CRazY CONSPIRACISTS

Antman: Quick question, shuichi can i stay with you again? It'll be dark when i get home and gonta can't do that so,,, please help

Detective pikachu: my parents are like blank slates, who eat slowly, watch tv slowly, and never look at me. Im sure they wouldn't mind :P

Antman: ALRIGHT! :D LETS GET MISSION: MR. MOMOTA ROOM REPAIR DONE!

Gremlin: ooo! I like the name! IM INNNN! 

Detective pikachu: On it!

be-boop: Ready for look out!

Space monkey: I love you guys :)

AN: Im lowkey sorry i ended this chaotic mess with angst,,,, but like fr i love it i love angst,, i hate reading it but love writing it

[rosesanthology]

Not as Bad as i thought | Matsukawa Issei x reader

Okay so i've been thinking about this scenario for a WHILE now and im,,,,,not mad at how it turned out ? Lmao y'all see for yourselves

- songs :  • savage remix by Megan Thee Stallion feat Beyonce

                 • kimi no nawa theme song

- weather association au : dusk (i dont even know if that's seen as a weather but oh well-)

[Tags] : @raevaioli asked sooooo👀 @haikoo

- you weren't really sure how long you've been walking for

- you tried to recall the events from today with much difficulty as you strolled on the sideway at 4pm, still in school uniform but much messier than when you first got out of the house this morning, backpack lazily thrown over your left shoulder

- "and there goes a perfectly good weekend" you sighed, not talking to anyone in particular but yourself or maybe the occasional stray cat

- your house wasn't even close to the way you were going and you couldn't care less

- your phone had data anyway you could just search your way back in google maps (｀ε´)

- plus it's not like you walked across the whole country and you already called your mom to make up some excuse

- "we'll talk when you get back." She had told you over the phone , you were pretty sure that the school had informed her of what happened

- thinking about it made you sick to your stomach so you opted on just focusing on how much of an anime MC vibe you were giving off right now instead !!!

- i mean, basically running away after school to go on unplanned walks with a messy uniform while listening to the new savage remix by Megan and Beyonce ???? Pretty badass ngl (◡︿◡✿)

- if only your balance wasn't -2/10 then maybe you could even skateboard and act like you were in an indie movie

- but back to the matter at hand

- the anger swelled up inside you as you started to think over what had happened

- you were in the midst of a chemistry class and you had been paired up with none other than your toxic ex who made you feel like crap for the most random stuff

- you were literally just vibing trying to adjust the microscope and he just HAD to shove you out of the way because, allegedly, you "didn't know how to do it", causing you to back into another girl's test tubes and bunsen burner !!!

- WORSE IS THAT THAT GIRL STARTED YELLING AT YOU FOR RUINING HER WORK !!!! like damn it's not your fault

- luckily the teacher was kind enough to aknowledge your apology and scold the girl for yelling but still !!! You were angry !! (⋋▂⋌)

- so angry that you may....have started crying in class just cause beating the living hell out of your ex was just not something you could do and not get at least detention for-

- the embarassment of it all had caused you to storm out of the school at the first chance you had, not wanting to murder your ex or anybody else if they made any comments

- you were taken out of your internal turmoil in the middle of the sidewalk by the smell of the sea and well,,,,,the sight that was literally right in front of you

- not to be sappy or basic or anything but a good sunset never failed to make your heart go doki doki from the pretty colors(●´ω｀●)

- you didn't even notice time passing or the sky painting itself like that

- weird huh

- what a world we live in

- anyway you truly felt like things were meant to be at the moment you set foot on the soft sand (you'd have taken of your shoes if it wasn't for your socks preventing you from it)

- in this moment of awe you stuffed your phone and earbuds in your bag and made a run for the water !!!! Excited to see the cute riples of foam closer !!!

- and then you fell.

- FACE FIRST IN THE SAND BABY

- and you would have been fine if it wasnt for the loud sound of someone SNORTING AND CACKLING BEHIND YOU LIKE ?????

- FIRST OF ALL YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ALONE ????

- AND WHO TF DARED ???

- THE GUY DIDNT EVEN HELP YOU HE JUST CAME UP TO YOU AND LET OUT A

- "Damn ive never seen anyone so eager to bite the dust !" And then laughed again !!

- ●︿●

- thats where it dawned upon you that this guy was one of the third years from your school's male volleyballl team !!!! If you remember correctly his name was Matsukawa Issei but did it really matter ???

- it was someone from school who was laughing at you ???? You Y/N L/N

- the embarassment came crashing onto you like the waves on the shore and in a second you were sobbing

 - the hot tears were rolling down your cheeks at high speed and you swore you heard Mattsun gulp when be realised what was going on

- "w-wait sorry...i didn't mean to make you cry" he didn't really know what to do so his hands were just hanging in the air as he knelt down in front of you

- ⋋_⋌ you mustered up the energy to glare at him thru your glossy eyes but really it looked as intimidating as a hamster- haha what no, the middle blocker's heart totally did NOT skip a beat with the pouty hamster + sunset color palette combination !!!! Not that you'd notice anyway

- instead of kneeling there awkwardly he opted for picking up your backpack before sitting next to you, putting his knees up to his chest and staring at anywhere but your very embarassed self

- "i really mean it you know ? Sorry for making you cry..." MATSUKAWA ISSEI STOP BEING A SIMP FOR SOMEONE YOU JUST MET CHALLENGE YOUR SUN PISCES IS SHOWING KING

- "its not entirely your fault...." you managed to say between hiccups, "ive kinda had like....a really really bad day"

- ".....i see" i sEe HeAdAsS you should have thought about it before laughing at Y/N like that !!!

- after that you didn't really know what to do

- i mean yeah grabbing your bag, flipping him off and then going back home sounded like a tight plan but at the same time,,,,,the sound of the waves was calming and the sun was pretty   (●´ω｀●)

- and little did you know that as you were too focused looking absolutly enamored with the sun itself Mattsun was looking at you trying to think about how the hell he was going to keep the conversation and the vibes going when you're just sitting there looking like THAT

- it was like that one scene in Kimi no Nawa when Taki and Mitsuba see each other for the first time sodjdisnakaka

- except that he was the only one staring but that didn't really phase him

- "you know-" ah here it comes

- he started talking so he'd have to go thru with it until the end

- he weirdly enough did NOT want you to turn to look at him because he knew that if you did the words would get caught up in his throat and- oh no you did

- oop the sand looks very interesting all of a sudden wow :0

- "you know when i have a bad day i usually come to sit here and watch the sunset"

- "okay and ?"

- GOSH Y/N LET HIM SPEAK PLEASE HE'S HAVING A HARD TIME

- "and it feels nice....like today for example, i just lost a volleyball match against some other school, Karasu-whatever you probably don't care but....after living such a hard loss it feels nice to look at the sky painted in all these colors you know ? Plus you don't have to talk so it's great it's as if you were on top of the world-"

- he was cut off by the sound of your laugh

- "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME ???"

- as you struggled to catch your breath you looked at him and smiled

- "you know you're not as bad as i thought !"

- huh

- you were definitely something :\

- spiking the ball right thru Matsukawa's chest and straight to his heart

- "My name's Y/N L/N im a 2nd year ! also don't worry i wasn't making fun of you at all i just can't believe that you exposed your simp card so proudly to someone you BARELY know"

- "well i felt bad because-"

- "it's cute (▰˘◡˘▰)"

- OH.

- MY MANZ WAS AT A LOSS OF WORD

- WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT MAKING FUN OF A GIRL FALLING WAS ALL IT TOOK TO MAKE HIS DAY A 100 TIMES BETTER

- HE WOULD HAVE TO TELL MAKKI ABOUT THIS ASAP

- you snapped him out of his daze by pointing out that your mom would be worried if you walked alone to your house at night

- "sooooo is it my cue to walk you home ?" smooth recovery from him, you must admit

- "should we get boba on the way ?" You said standing up and dusting your shirt

- "you bet."

[joyxsoul]

han jisung as ur boyfriend

-lmao there’s so many of these, but here’s another !! (highschool au rlly lol)

-okay, so u two met at school in ur senior year. he was a class clown type, always making jokes, being loud with his friends annoying every one of his teachers along the way.

-bUt, you made him soft !! like the instant he saw you, a little smile was on his face, making his friends (especially his best friend Felix) tease lil jisung, wondering who, or what could have made him this flustered

-i mean, he stopped talking for a full two hours after he saw you, your power

-anyways !!

-you had a couple of classes together, being history and english, and jisung just loved to watch you whenever there was free time between lectures

-it sounds hella creepy (it kinda was), but the way you scrunched your nose when you were concentrated, or your smirk when you finally figured something out or finished a project made his heart jump in his chest

-you were making THE han jisung shut up

-(like i said, your power :3)

-eventually, he grew the courage to talk to you (which included a pep talk from all of his closest friends, making him stand in front of the mirror and scream, “YOU ARE THE SHIT !!”)

-his tactic was to start with a pick-up line, a very classy, “on a scale of one to america, how free are you tonight ?” 

-hyunjin cringed listening to that one, seungmin was sure jisung had blew it and was gonna beat his ass after

-you were a bit surprised; you two weren’t in the same friend group and you hadn’t been seated together at any point

-but you DEFINITELY knew who he was bc who in this school didn’t know his group (a weird combination of crackheads, intellects, and stoners)

-i’ll let you decide who the stoners are in skz ;)

-being as easygoing as you were, you just laughed, responding with “are you from tennessee ? because you’re the only ten i see”

-jisung thought he was going to piss his pants he was so nervous 

-glad that he hadn’t completely ruined his image in front of you, he pulled out the empty chair beside you and struck up a conversation, most likely something related to the substitute asleep at the teacher’s desk

- you guys began to talk more often, working together on various projects, “studying” in the library (all it was was him pointing out random people in a textbook and saying, ‘that’s you’), and sitting together at lunch

-one night, he was facetiming you about homework for your history class. it was probably around 10 pm, and he spent most of the call complaining about how the pizza place messed up his order and gave him pepperoni instead of cheese 

-he had this gray hoodie on; he looked so tired and you constantly fussed over how he should get some more sleep, but he looked so cute in-

-wait did you just call him cute

-you couldn’t lie, jisung was attractive; his almond shaped eyes, his heart shaped mouth, his fluffy long hair, how his nickname was ‘quokka’ due to his face and his personality, how he texted you every morning and night, the way he said your name-

- “y/n ? is something wrong ? stop staring at my face.”

-oh shit you have a crush on han jisung

- “i told you to stop staring !! what, you have a crush on me or something ?” you shook yourself out of it, staring at him through the screen with wide eyes

-he was playing with the strings of his hoodie, his hair being messy with all the times he ran his hand through it. it was a habit you always rolled your eyes at; he’d obviously spend time in the mornings to make it look nice, only for him to ruin in ten minutes into talking about the cold war

-your other friends (wendy and lucas in particular) always teased you about your relationship with jisung

-”DO YOU SEE THOSE PUPPY EYES ?? LOOK AT HIM STARING AT YOU! !”

-”lucas please shut up.”

-but when you did look, jisung was staring at you, his smoothie straw hanging out of his mouth

-you couldn’t help but laugh at how dumb he looked

-and wow, you almost thought you saw his cheeks turn pink when you giggled 

“i know i wasn’t the only one who saw that.” lucas was looking like he was going to cry, wendy just looked fed up

-you didn’t know when your crush on him started. in those seconds of silence where you and jisung were just ogling at each other through the phone camera, you reflected on where it could’ve all gone wrong

-was it the time he held your hand when he was walking you home when an older man got too close for your liking ? or was it the time you were hanging out at his house and he fell asleep on your lap, only to smile in his sleep when you began running your fingers through his hair ? or was it the time when you two went out for boba tea when the waitress said you were a cute couple, only for him to smile and say, “thank you.”

“..y/n ?”

-”jisung, i have a crush on you.”

-silence

-pure silence

-oh my god, you messed everything up. the screen had gone black, you didn’t hear anything. building up your courage, you actually saw that he had hung up the phone, the numbers taunting you. 

-call ended  2:29

-you didn’t know what to do. your body felt numb, all sounds muted. you could only focus on a car passing by, a bird flying against the wind, the soft raindrops against the window.

-what are you supposed to do ? you had just lost the one person who you cared about the most. you two had known each other for a little over two months, but you'd already grown extremely close. you told him everything, he trusted you.

-and you fucked up a perfect, amazing friendship.

-the rain was getting heavier now, but you didn’t mind. it was always comforting to listen to, especially when you felt upset. your parents weren’t home until sunday, and as it was a saturday night, you had plenty of time to cry it out.

-”Y/N !!”

-god, you were going crazy, you swore you just heard jisung’s voice

-”Y/N !! PLEASE LET ME IN ITS RAINING AND I’M TIRED”

-dumbfounded, you looked out your bedroom window to find jisung, still wearing his gray hoodie, a little drenched, with pebbles in his hand

-oh wow he rlly went full rom com with this one

-rushing downstairs, you pulled open the front door, only to be attacked by a hug from jisung, giggling to himself in glee

- “i got here as fast as i could, i need you.” with that, he pressed his lips against yours, still wet from the rain. he smiled into it, letting out a chuckle when you kissed him back. you pulled away quickly though, the blush on your cheeks turning into a full on tomato. jisung pouted, you poking his face as he flushed pink

- “in case you couldn't tell, i like you too. thought it was obvious.” he elbowed you, leading you up to your room while muttering “this isn’t real, this isn’t real”

-”you sleepy ?” you asked, making room for him on the bed. he just nodded, saying the homework could wait

-it was a little past midnight, and all you wanted to do was sleep. you climbed in, turning off all the lights, feeling jisung’s arms snake around your waist. he put his head into your neck, humming a song that wasn't familiar. just feeling his breath on your neck was making you drift off

- “goodnight sunshine, i’ll see you in the morning.” he placed a lazy kiss on your cheek, and drifted off.

-when it came to you two actually dating, no one was surprised (except mark, but he was oblivious at the best of times). the rest of skz couldn’t care less about what you looked like; they all knew how happy you made jisung and really, that’s all that matters

-jisung was always clingy, but dating him made it worse. he was always nearby, wanting to hold your hand, wanting to play with your fingers; basically any excuse to touch you. if you don’t like pda, he would definitely respect that, it made all those moments you shared with him that much more special

-he always had a nickname for you, but ever since you had first met, ‘sunshine’ had stuck. you never knew why, but jisung just thought you glowed, even at 3 pm on a school day or 7 am on a weekend because wow he loves you

-more than anything, he loved when you played with his hair, whether you were just touching it, or running your hands through it

-he might have liked it a bit too much, but uh you were not ready to venture down that path

-jisung would also spray his cologne on all of the hoodies he gave you because he knows how much you love it

-you have SO MANY OF HIS HOODIES IN YOUR HOME

-it’s not funny

-you keep telling him to take them back, but he doesn’t want them ?? “cooties bro. can’t.”

-you aren’t complaining, they’re comfy >:((

-jisung teases the ShiT oUt OF yOU

-like one day you came into class with your friend acting cute in an attempt to steal some of her hot cheetos

-only to have HEADASS just stare at you blankly, exclaiming “you look mentally unstable” while he laughed at you

-this along with doing middle school boy shit

-i’m talking taking your notebook and hiding it in another spot of the classroom, scaring you in the hallway, making you pull worksheets out of his hands while he passed them out

-think of ANYTHING that gives off middle school boy energy, he’s done it

-as annoying as he is

-he loves you. a lot. like, his main goal in your relationship is to make sure you’re happy with him, that you aren’t going to leave him because he isn’t putting the effort in

-you keep assuring him you love him, that you’d never do that to him. but no matter how many times he nods, or smiles

-there’s uncertainty in his eyes. because of that, he always assures you how beautiful you are, stays up all night if he has to when you pull an all nighter to study, gives you all the hoodies he can provide

-not only because he feels like he has to, but he’d do anything to see you happy; no matter how tired he feels 

-it breaks his heart to see you upset

-one day, you had gotten a test back while hanging out at jisung’s house, trying to help him study. you opened your score and your heart dropped. a 59%. that’s the worst you’d ever done. you had stayed up multiple nights to study, putting off your own personal needs in order to success

-it wasn’t enough. and that hurt

-jisung saw you start to cry and he  f r e a k e d

-oh god, his precious sunshine was crying and he didn’t know what to do

-he fumbled for a bit, saying, “it’s going to be okay !! it’s just one grade !!” only for you to cry harder and him to freak out even more

-eventually, he just hugged you from behind, laying you down on the couch. you were shaking so bad and it was making jisung tear up; he really hated seeing you like this 

-he knew talking wouldn't help, so he let you cry, wiping away your tears and rubbing small circles into your back. 

-”you’re okay sunshine, just hold onto me.” you always thought you didn’t deserve someone like him. someone so loving, so supportive. 

-but you love him. you’ve never loved someone like him; how dumb he sounded but always gave the best advice, always teasing you at any time during the day but shows up in front of your door with flowers just because

-and so when he sings “i smile” while caressing your cheek, you know there’s no place you’d rather be. in his arms, the vibration of his voice lulling you to sleep and just how warm he was

-and when you got to see him perform with the rest of his rapping group, your eyes just couldn’t leave him. his charisma, his confidence, how he’d always wink at you when he spotted you in the crowd. he was truly ethereal there, almost angelic in whatever he wore, because look at him

-almost nothing was better than seeing him backstage after a show to see him; him smirking when he’d pull you into his arms still sweaty when he’d whisper “missed you babydoll”

-no matter how much he’d nag you for staying up too late and not putting enough time into yourself, and no matter how much you’d nag him for not eating enough, you wouldn’t trade each other for the moon and all of her stars

-if soulmates existed, you were lucky enough to find yours in a shitty high school at 9:40 a.m. with a cheesy pick-up line

-but you wouldn’t have it any other way

AGHHHHH i really hope everyone liked this ?? ugh, it feels so rushed, but it’s really late here, so i hope i did sungie justice :((

[bubmyg]

can u write about being out with best friend yoongi and some of the others and it's really chilly outside so you're both all clumped together for warmth and the other guys tease about it and send "just date already" vibes but you both are like its not that deep (it is but lmao) and then one of them is like "fine since it doesnt matter who its with, come cuddle me then y/n" and yoongi is like "uh no /my/ best friend"

genre/warnings: college!au, f2l if you squint, guk and jin are full headasses,part of the “ps i love you” series linked on my masterlist

a/n: this is set in the same universe as this blurb, comes like a few weeks after that blurb timeline wise :’-) can be read separately tho

word count: 918

“Stop looking at me like that! You’re the one who said this place was amazing.”

You were afraid that if you glared at Jeongguk too long, your eyelids would freeze in that position and you’d perpetually look like you were pissed. So, you groaned instead, forehead meeting the puffy fabric coating Yoongi’s shoulder. 

“It was amazing,” You muffled, “Two weeks ago. When it wasn’t windy and fucking freezing.” 

“How was I supposed to predict either of those things?”

“You weren’t. That’s what meteorologists are for,” Yoongi sighed. He shifted across the straw bale, bumping his thigh against yours, “There are like a thousand different weather apps available. Do you have a phone?”

Jeongguk just grinned wider, shrugging. “Don’t act like you aren’t enjoying this, hyung.”

Yoongi wouldn’t argue with that. He liked having you close, seeking out the tuck of his insulated arm over your shoulders or the dangling edge of his scarf to press against your chilled nose. He enjoyed being around you all the time, but he preferred when it was just the two of you tackling the activities at the tiny farm, clutching your hand as you contemplated cheating through a corn maze and wiping flecks of caramel apple off the corners of your lips. 

If he had to rank scenarios, leading Jeongguk and Seokjin around in winds dusting flakes of snow out of looming clouds was somewhere safely tucked at the bottom with very little chance of budging. 

“I do enjoy this place,” Yoongi deflected. His leaned closer, scarf falling into your lap. You took it without hesitation, curling the plush grey fabric around gloved hands. His gaze didn’t falter from his youngest roommate, shrugging, “but I agree with her. I enjoy it when it’s not-”

“I don’t know what we’re arguing about, but of course you two agree.”

Seokjin had wandered up behind you, caramel apples balanced messily in one bare hand. A high pitched noise came as a mantra from rounded lips as he juggled the tipping treats, a whooshing relief wheezing into laughter when you sighed and took two of the wooden sticks from him. 

“It’s agree with her or agree with you two,” Yoongi’s smile was thin lipped, not looking at you as gloved digits brushed over yours, taking the caramel apple you offered, “What do you think I’m going to pick?”

The eldest of the group sighed dramatically, falling next to Jeongguk on the straw bale across from you. “Can you two just date already?” Thick eyebrows lifted as his teeth sunk into the malleable outer layer, letting out another squeak of surprise when he couldn’t penetrate the sweet candy on the outside. 

Yoongi sighed. 

“Why does everything have to be about us dating?” The stick of your treat lulled between your thighs, free hand shoving deep into the pocket of your jacket. Was that convincing enough-

“So you’re not dating?” Jeongguk took a successful bite out of his apple, earning a wide eyed, ludicrous stare from Seokjin. “You can say, for certain, that there’s never a chance you two would date?”

“No!” Your voices overlapped each other, panicked negation bubbling into startled blurts. You still didn’t look at each other, you trying to amend, quieter, calmer, “I mean no. Probably not.”

Jeongguk nudged Seokjin with his elbow, handing over his caramel apple, one with a large messy bite out of the side. He dusted his mouth off on the back of his wrist, tongue swallowing the last of the caramel stuck to his teeth as he stretched the brightest of grins to you, throwing open his arms. 

“Well since it doesn’t matter, come here,” The youngest stole a glance at Yoongi, nose wrinkling as he giggled into his next request, “Come cuddle!”

You registered Seokjin’s wail of betrayal first before noticing that Yoongi’s apple had hit the dirt with a dull thump. You didn’t have time to question when he was scooting closer once more, lodging his hand into your pocket to fish out your hand. Tight fingers laced in yours, pulling out your hand to drape your arm across his lap, his latter appendage moving clumsily across your waist, chin on your shoulder bringing his cheek closer enough to feel the chilled blush remnant of the spring to come that could no longer be blamed on the winds whipping bits of leaves over his deposited caramel apple. 

“It does matter,” Yoongi reminded, threatened. The pout of his lips suggested he was teasing but the defiance in which he rutted his chin into your clavicle suggested otherwise, “My best friend.”

Jeongguk’s smile widened to encompass the entirety of his face, a triumphant reaction as he leaned, snatching his apple back from Seokjin who’d been squinting at the bite marks in fascination. “Right, right. Sorry.”

Your laughter followed the pattern of your friends but you made an effort to hide it, shoving your face against Yoongi’s chest. The soft twirls of his thumb over the top of your knuckles eventually brought your gaze to him, finding the blotches of red you’d been assuming of coating wrinkled skin as he tried, tried not to smile at you.

“Do you want this?” You giggled, stretching your untouched treat up at him. 

“No,” His mumble was miserable, even if the fond seeping in caramel covered irises said otherwise. He sought out you for comfort this time, nose nudging your cheek aside, squashing his burning features into the juncture of your shoulder as Seokjin wheezed they’re liars, Guk-ah. 

“Just want you.”

[cakesunflower]

Who are some of your tumblr [best] friends? Like do you have any favorite blogs?

oh boy HERE WE GO.

@crownedbyluke i adore dee. she’s so sweet and supportive and just so easy to talk to, and one of my first tumblr friends i ever made and who i adore endlessly. and our snapchat streak is still going as strong as ever hehe

@irwinkitten oh man laura is my girl. one of the most wholesome girls ever, yet not afraid to put you in your place. i love that about her. she loves so fiercely and is such a great person to have in your corner. her writing is amazing, just like her, always getting me in my feels. she’s also the mom friend, in the best way possible.

@softforcal dana is my WIFE. it’s kind of fucking crazy how similar we are. like, we’re always on the same train of thought, especially when it comes to be Cake Hoes. that’s what we’re known as in our gc hehe. i love her so much, and she’s so talented oh man her hogwarts!5sos au’s always get me feeling some type of way phew. hoe knows my weakness for slytherin!cal and uses it against me in the best of ways. always exploits the Cake Hoe in me but i ain’t complaining.

@astroashtonio djfndjfn allie’s name on my phone is allie daddie LMAO. she and laura are married, of course. she’s just so sweet and supportive, never afraid to stand up for her friends and be there for them. and she will also yell at you until you go to bed so u never wanna cross allie daddie.

@valentinelrh oh my god LAUREN is a sweetheart. like. no other word to describe her. i fucking love her. she’s just got so much love to give honestly and being her friend is one of the best things to happen to me. 12/10 would hug and never let go.

@hotmessmichael ohtgfdkn em is just. wonderful. the two of us are always sending each other our writings for a first read to see what the other thinks, and em’s responses and feedback are always a fucking treat. she texts me as she’s reading and it’s just the best thing ever. she’s such a talented writer–blows me away with every single thing she posts because it just flows so well and seems so natural and goddamn i wish i could write as stunningly as she does.

@glitterprincelu omg ida what a gem. she’s just so cute, yet another talented as fuck writer that i’m so grateful for being friends with. she’s always like “i never hurt anyone with my fics!!” but we all know she’s a damn liar. but she’s talented as hell and precious so it’s okay. i guess. i made her cry with my luke fic so that was quite a crowning achievement for me, but we all know she’s gonna wreck me with whatever angst she posts next. but i love her. she’s my smol bby but she fierce.

@calumh-excess oooof rum auntie h is also one of my favorite writers, and someone i consider a good friend. i adore her. she’s always down to dish out her wisdom for us poor souls, whether it has to do with writing or with life. yet another supportive bean whose writing fucking slays. love her so much.

kdnfdnf i love all my gals so much goddamn thank u for befriending my crackhead headass

[peppusae]

[ksj] the universe in our hands

the universe in our hands; kim seokjin x reader

genre; soulmate au, crack, fluff

word count; 7.1k words

note; happy birthday kim seokjin! i posted this on ao3 on his birthday but my laptop was down so i’m only able to post this here now lmao.!

this story is intended for light reading and is pure crack; hthis is what happens when you pair crack with soulmate au, and add an overdose of kim seokjin memes lol enjoy!

💫 

the universe in our hands

There are certain moments in life you will never forget, no matter how long ago it happened, even when you start getting those gray hair and your memory skills diminish with age.

One of those moments for you would have been from that one Tuesday evening date with Kim Seokjin, where he’d patiently kept warming up a soft marshmallow, taking his sweet time and watching it turn into a warm golden brown.

It’s a cute thing, actually. How proud he looked as he took the perfectly done marshmallow and grinned, raising his eyebrows on and on. How adorable he looked as he raised an eyebrow before sticking a new one back into the fire… and watched it catch a ridiculously large glob of fire along with it.

You remember the way he’d started screeching his ass off, pulling the marshmallow out and shrieking your name in a way that is specific simply to Kim Seokjin… and accidentally loosen his grip on the stick he’d held; effectively dropping it on your arm.

And it’s hard to be angry at him because, even though it had left a permanent scar on your arm, his wide eyes, his mantra of apologies, and the way he’d pressed his plush and soft lips on your burn to soothe it; all of those combined… that had become a moment you’d never forget.

And it’s the first moment you recollect, after your happily ever after in your first life… and moved on to your second.

Soulmates.

Here on Earth, soulmates recollect their memories from their past lives.

The concept goes like this - one of you will remember the other, and the memories come back in abstract bits. You first recalled the pain of a marshmallow on your arm, then his laugh lines, his face, entirely, and finally… his full name.

For you, it takes weeks. It takes you weeks to move from one bit of Seokjin to the other, and after the very first memory, it triggers a series of other memories as well.

At 23, you remember every single memory of Kim Seokjin, clear as the day; the way he asked you out, the way he proposed, all three of your children, and every shade in between, from your past life.

And at times, it causes you to be confused about your memories in general, and the way they overlap.

One would think that, you remembering the name of your soulmate and the advancement of technology is a blessing…

But when you finally remember his name and type it on Facebook, you’re not just met with a couple profiles that could be potentially be him. Instead, you’re met with…

A fanpage.

And then another.

And then hundreds of them.

You almost choke on your own spit as you type ‘Kim Seokjin’ on Google, and find out that he is a Korean singer and idol from a group who called themselves the Bulletproof Boyscouts.

“What am I going to do?” You find yourself whining to your best friend Ami, and she’s unsympathetic, making the matters worse for you, as an avid fan of BTS, herself.

“I told you that you should listen to BTS. Jungkook in their latest, ‘Blood, Sweat, and Tears’, was some good shit.”

“Ugh.”

Here’s the case that makes the concept bad: One of you remembers the other, and the other person can only remember you via a trigger from the first memory that you had.

And since you remembered him first, he wouldn’t remember you, unless...

… How were you going to ask Kim Seokjin, world-renowned idol, to touch the back of your arm?!

Ami suggests that the best way for Seokjin to believe you is to attend a fansign. She has her ways; she contacts a penpal from Korea, and two months later, you’re flying off to attend a fansign, paired with your broken Korean language skills.

Even those bangtan bombs, songs, and variety shows could only do so much for you in the span of two months, after all.

“I have a bad feeling about this,” you tell Ami, who takes the lead and guides you through the length of Incheon airport. The air is cool from the fresh, February winter evening, and the sound of your shoes on the soft snow makes you sigh inhaling as much air as possible before you both pile into a cab. Ami's Korean skills are much better than yours, and she reads out the name of the venue with ease. It makes you calm down a little, leaning against the seat and looking outside.

“What if he doesn’t believe me and calls me a weirdo?”

“Well, you are one, so-”

“Hey!”

The squabbles and banters with your best friend shortens the trip to the apartment you two would be staying at, and next, the venue of the fanmeeting.

There are hundreds of people lined up at the entrance, and you hurry to give your card and get your details verified with the staff before you and Ami enter the venue.

During the drawing lots for seating, you and Ami end up in adjacent seats, and you feel your palms sweating as you wait for the boys to fill up the table at the stage in the front.

The sudden squeals make you look up from the fan fiction you are reading from your phone, and you see the boys wave as they climb onto the stage, each one of them grinning widely. Your eyes head right to Seokjin, who is blowing flying kisses, and it makes your heart warm, that he still had that habit even in this life… even though it is quite over-exaggerated now.

But it makes you smile anyways, because Seokjin has always been extra, and this life seems to not be any exception to it.

You've been assigned with seat number twelve in the second row, and you're a nervous mess when you follow Ami ahead of you when it is your turn.

All the members are soft and warm. Namjoon chats with you in English, Jungkook calls you Noona and you melt into a puddle of goo. Jimin gives you the soft crescent moon eye-smiles that makes your heart race, while Taehyung does excessive cute pouts with you. You're thankful that Yoongi is the member you are to meet before Seokjin, because it gives you a moment to calm down from the wack of softness you've been feeling, and it's really calming when Yoongi gives you a gummy smile and refuses to listen to you when you ask him to call you Noona.

After Ami moves from her point with Seokjin, you gulp, suddenly nervous as you slowly waddle in front of him and give him an expectant look.

“Hello.” He greets you with a warm smile, and you feel your legs wobbling a little as you offer him a smile and put your album on the table. “It says on this note that your name is [Name]. Hi, are you having a good day today, [Name]-ah?’

“Hi. I don’t have a lot of time, so may I ask a very direct question?”

“If you’re going to ask me if I will marry you, then the answer is no.” He has to say, turning up from the album and looking at you with an expression that clearly shows that he is trying his hardest not to burst out laughing.

“You’ll never change.” You mumble, smiling at him as he nods.

“I won’t. But I don’t think I’ve seen you before, so...”

“You see, Seokie, the thing is-”

“Seokie ? Are you seriously going to drop the -oppa suffix and call me nicknames like we’re friends, right off the bat?” Seokjin interrupts you, eyes wide and hands on his hips as he scoffs a little. There is no spite in his tone, and he has a little pout on which makes you understand that he’s just goofing off. “Bold of you to assume I’ll let that slide.”

“Look, I don’t have the time for your childish antics today, so for now, Seokie, do you believe in soulmates?”

“I do. But wait a second, did you just call me childish- ”

“I’m your soulmate from our previous life, Kim Seokjin.” You hurry to say, and watch as he raises an eyebrow at you, head tilted to one side as he rests his chin on his hand.

“You and ten million others.”

“I’m serious! What in hecks, you just need to touch here,” you start, lifting the sleeve of your dress up till it reaches your elbows, “And I’m sure your memories will get triggered too!”

“Listen, [Name]-ah. I love you. Thanks for being a fan and everything, but hundreds of people tell me things like that, so-”

“Oh for cripes sake, touch my arm, Seokie, you idiot!” You hiss, and Seokjin flinches at the nickname, which makes your heart drop; this was the nickname he’d asked you to call him, the one you’d called him for all those years in your past life. And now, here he was… reacting this way to it?

Seokjin looks like he is about to say something else, but one of the managers comes up to you, asking you to move ahead and let the fan behind you talk with him, next.

“You’ll regret this, Kim Seokjin.”

“Is that a threat?”

“No. It’s just me saying this, because I loved you a lot in my past life. And you’re asking to miss that, in this life.” You say, before moving on to the only remaining member, Hoseok.

You’re thankful that Hoseok’s bright personality had made you smile, because if not, you’d have started raging right in the middle of the members….

Now, instead, you’re raging back in your seat.

“Oh my God! I hate Kim Seokjin!” You exclaim, while Ami pats your head.

“It’s fine. We just need to get him to listen to you. There’s more chances, don’t give up just yet! You didn’t even tell him about the marshmallow part, that was an important bit!”

“I didn’t get the chance because he didn’t even let me!”

“Hey, you need to calm do-”

“That Seokjin! What a headass! He used to lie on the sofa sprawled like an old man and ask me to make caramel popcorn for him, and he freaking also asked me to weigh the amount of sugar I use! He made me go through all that in my past life and he thinks he can get rid of me in this life, just like that?!” You demand.

“[Name], people are staring at us…”

“That little brat! I’m gonna show him who’s boss! Why, I used to have to wake up at 3am in the morning because that little headass wanted me to scratch his back for him! YAH, KIM SEOKJIN!” You yell, and you see that Seokjin lifts his head up away from the fan in front of him and turns to you, standing up with your hands on your hips.

“Yah, I know I’m handsome and everything, but Miss, please calm down-”

“You little brat-” you start to say, only to be interrupted midway when the fans seated in front of you ask you to please sit down.

And it’s hurtful. It’s sad, because you’d travelled all the way here, with every memory fresh in your head, seeking the comforting words only Seokjin can give… Only to be shot down like this and have people looking at you with judgemental eyes.

It makes your eyes tear up, and you pick up your bag and stand up, glancing at Seokjin one more time before you exit the venue.

You’d have given up, you really would have.

But… Seokjin actually looked at you ever since you stood up, all the way till you exited the venue, and that…

That reminds you of your Seokjin. The soothing man who loved you endlessly in your previous life. His soft gazes, and his endless concern for everything and anything that concerns you, despite how lazy he can tend to be.

How can you not try once more, after something like that?

(“You know what I’m gonna do?”

“What?”

“Start a fansite.”

“You suck at photography, though.”

“... Oh.”)

The next opportunity you get is at the release of their next album, and black-haired Seokjin makes you teary-eyed; he had never colored his hair in his previous life, keeping it healthy and fresh unlike the slightly dried out hair that he sports in this life.

Seokjin recognises you instantly.

“Hey, you're that cute girl who claims to be my soulmate!”

You find yourself clenching your fists while ignoring him calling you cute; trying your hardest to listen to Ami's advice and not create a scene like last time. In fact, you think you received some odd looks from the fansite managers all over the venue who were present in the previous fan sign, as well.

“I claim so because I am your soulmate, you idiot.”

“You call me your soulmate, and an idiot within the same sentence. Jeez, you have a fuckton of audacity.”

You squint your eyes at the male, watching how he is casually drawing a smiley face underneath his signature on your album. After he is done and there is silence until he does so, Seokjin lifts up his head and raises and eyebrow expectantly at you, as if anticipating something from your side.

“Say it.”

“What?” You hiss, and this makes Seokjin grin, closing your album and handing it to you.

“What you're dying to say.”

This makes you crack your knuckles, taking in a deep breath before you mumble a low ‘yah!’ at him.

“Go on. You haven't made any chaos since the last fan meeting, and I realized you really were a fake.”

“Wow, you sure have a fuckton of audacity,” you start, “To relax and be beautiful while I'm stressing out about you being a headass.”

“How am I the headass here-”

“You are, because you think I'm just going to let you off the hook after you dropped a blazing marshmallow on my arm? I think not, you little shit.”

“I did… What?!”

“You were trying to show off but the marshmallow caught on fire and you dropped it… on my arm, here.” You say, holding out your arm and lifting up the sleeve a little to show the upper part of your hand which you remember clearly from your previous life.

“That… That actually sounds like something I would do.”

“Yes, you're the scaredy-cat between the two of us, after all. You even had those weird flashy lights over our VCR system because you refused to watch scary movies with me in complete darkness.”

This makes Seokjin pause, and it seems like he's thinking about something deeply, blinking.

“You really are something, [Name]-ah.”

“And that something is your soulmate.”

“For God's sake.”

“Also, why do you think you know all those dad jokes so well? I was a language teacher in my previous life and I wrote you an entire book on dad jokes for your birthday.”

“Wow, that's… that's wifey goals.”

“If it is, then touch my arm.”

“Goddammit, [Name].”

Once again, your conversation is interrupted midway by one of the managers asking you to go ahead to the next member. This time, Seokjin is looking at you as you sigh, telling a little ‘till next time’, to him before you move ahead, to Jungkook.

“I couldn't help but overhear what you and Jin-hyung were talking about, and I'm really curious…” Jungkook says after he greets you. “Are you really his soulmate?”

“I am. Do you also not believe me, Jungkook-ah?”

“I want to believe you, [Name]-noona. I watched ‘Kimi no na wa’ and I believe in soulmates. So I want to believe that one amongst us has finally found their soulmate. I kinda wish what I remrmber from my soulmate would be something related to an anklet, but that's just a little dream of mine, heheh. That's why I'm rooting for you, Noona. You should work hard!”

This actually brings tears to your eyes. It's the most sincere, innocent, and wholesomest thing that you've ever heard in your entire lifetime, and it was the kind of support you never realized you needed, until now.

“Thank you, Kookie.” You smile at him, knowing full well that you'll have his support the next time you try and break through the stubborn as hell walls of Kim Seokjin.

And you're thinking about this even after your turn is over and you're seated back in your spot with the rest of the fans.

Seokjin humors the crowd when the fans call him handsome, being the perfect kind of celebrity that shows professionalism and entertainment.

At one point, a fan calls, ‘Seokjin-oppa, do a flying kiss!’, and he is fast to respond, throwing one to the crowd and watching with a big grin on his face. And it makes you recall the way he would humor your kids back in your previous life, the way he was good at making faces and keeping them entertained as well, when they were younger.

“Seokjin-ah,” you find yourself calling out, and the male looks up from the album he is signing then, “Send me a heart, please?”

“No way, not for you, [Name]-ah!” He responds with a big, meaty laugh, and you feel your cheeks flush in embarrassment as the crowd bursts out into fits of giggles.

He even had the audacity to call your name out, now everyone was definitely going to beat your ass!

But you recall something Namjoon had told you when you chatted with him earlier: ‘Tomorrow will be better than today.’

And you realize that truer words have never spoken, because it's always one step closer: This time, after the fanmeeting is over, and when you're about to leave, a security guard comes over and asks you to follow him.

And this seems frightening, but he lets you know that one of the members had requested you meet with him.

“Was it Seokjin, or-”

“Jungkook-ssi.”

“Oh.”

The guard leads you across the hallway, towards a brown colored door, and when he asks you to step inside, you take in a deep breath.

Before you can turn the knob after you knock on the door, a loud gasp makes you turn around, only to see Seokjin, mouth agape, looking at you with wide eyes.

“YOU FOLLOWED ME HERE TOO?!” He has to screech, turning to the guard before saying, “SECURITY! THIS GIRL WON'T STOP STALKING ME AND TRYING TO GET ME TO TOUCH HER!!”

You are about to respond when the door flies open, and Jungkook steps outside, now in a plain white shirt and a portable fan in his hand.

“Hyung, what are you doing even.” Jungkook mumbles, before turning to you. “Noona! Come on in!”

“Yah, what are you gonna do to our maknae-”

“Shut up oh my God.”

Jungkook shakes his head at the two of you, grabbing hold of your wrist and pulling you inside and closing the door before Seokjin can respond.

“Sorry about that.”

“It's fine, I'm dealing with it.”

Jungkook shrugs, taking his phone and handing it to you.

“I had to ask you to drop by because I wanted a way to contact you. We're going to your country for a shooting next month, and I want to help you two get together.”

You take the phone in hand, feeling extremely touched that the member you thought was the most distant, turned out to be your number one supporter. Jungkook is innocent and wishes for the best, his pure heart accepting all the things you've had to say, and you wished Seokjin was more like him and actually listened to you.

“So, what are you going to do when you go there for the shooting?”

“I have a plan.”

(“Jungkook-ah, I can't believe you're so extra. You're even making me get a job at a café just for Seokjin.”

“Shush, Noona. I'm sure you would have wanted to show off your cute uniform for Jin-hyung.”

“Well, you aren't… wrong.”)

“Hello, do you know BTS?”

It takes every ounce of your self-control to not laugh out loud as you see Jungkook and your soulmate at the counter of your workplace, and you nod, as you say ‘Heck yeah I do.’

It seemed like the male recognized your voice, because he looks up from the menu and does a double take when he sees that it is you.

“Wait. WHAT. What are you doing here?!” Seokjin hisses, eyes wide, and you facepalm.

“I live here.” You state, turning to look at Jungkook, who has his face scrunched up as he laughs his ass off. “And this is where I work.”

Seokjin turns to the cameraman, and requests to pause the filming for a couple minutes. You raise an eyebrow in confusion, eyes going wide when the male motions for you to follow him out. You exchange a confused glance with Jungkook before the three of you step outside, after you asked one of your coworkers to fill up for you for a bit.

“We're filming something for Bon Voyage, and we got a little break. They're filming this part for the behind the scenes, so don't worry about it.” Jungkook reassures you. When Seokjin turns around after stepping out of the cafe, he sports on such a blank look on his face that it makes you sincerely nervous.

“I can't believe you followed me all the way to here. This is another country. And fansites are understandable but… You? This is getting really out of hand.”

“Hyung.” Jungkook, who had stepped out as well, interrupts.

“You. Keep quiet.” The male interrupts back, turning to you. “And seriously, [Name]-ah, I thought we were having a fun bantering and I enjoyed talking with you, and to some extent, I believed you as well, but you following me all the way here? This is getting out of hand. I really don't think this is something you should be doing just because I refuse to touch your arm like you claim I should.”

A moment of silence pass by as he says this, and your heart feels a little constricted as you loosen the fists you had been clenching ever since you had stepped out of the cafe.

“Are you done jumping into conclusions? Because if you are,” you say, glancing at Jungkook, who gives you a nod, “I live here. This is my home country. This shop is where I work. And Kookie is the one who asked me about here, wasn't he the one who brought you here?”

Seokjin blinks, glancing at Jungkook who continues to nod, his hair moving and fluffing around as he does so. It softens your heart to see the boy being so cute, and you turn to look at Seokjin again.

“I know you don't trust me and think of me as a sasaeng fan, but just… After this, I really think I’ll stop.”

“Noona, no-”

“But there's a really nice route up the hill there,” you say, pointing at the mountain east of the cafe, “And you're here in my city, and I really feel like it would be a shame if you had to leave without seeing it. Will you let me take you there?”

You notice the way Seokjin’s eyes waver slightly, many moments passing by as he doesn't respond. At one point, you thought Jungkook might say something, that you should say that you had to leave back to your shift, anything just to get him to not look at you that way.

There is a shift in his expression, and you think you notice him softening a little bit as he says ‘you are the shame’.

And it makes you sigh because you realise that the bantering Seokjin - the normal Seokjin - was back.

“Will you go with me there or nah?”

“What if you molest me?” Seokjin asks, actually raising a hand and putting his thumb and index finger against his chin, pretending to think seriously.

“... I highly doubt that I would.”

“And I highly think you would.”

“In that case,” you say, pointing at Jungkook, “Bring him.”

“WHAT, NO, YOU JUST WANT TO DEFILE MY JUNGKOOK.”

“What-”

“YOU CAN DEFILE ME, BUT NOT MY JK.” He interrupts.

“I would totally let [Name]-noona defile me.” Jungkook whispers. This makes both you and Seokjin turn to face the boy, and he shrugs, making you slap his arm.

“Well, fucking fine then, bring Min Yoongi.” You say, back to Seokjin.

“Yoongi?” Seokjin’s voice echoes as he crosses his arms over his excessively wide chest. “Bitch, he went to sleep five hours ago, and it's only 4 pm.”

“Oh… Then, Namjoon?”

“Wow, you're seriously a hoe...”

“EXCUSE ME, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS A FOOD KINK.”

“How did you know about my food kink?! I never told that to anyone besides Odengie!”

“YOU NITWIT, ODENG WAS THE NAME OF ONE OF OUR KIDS.”

“Oh man, holy shit !” Jungkook interrupts, and you try your hardest not to burst out laughing, because the expression on Seokjin's face is pure horror as he clutches two handfuls of his hair. “Wow, hyung, you had kids? That too, plural? Damn. How are you a virgin in this lifetime, though?”

“Because he's being a stubborn brat for the past year and half. I could have changed that status a long time ago, but a bitch won't cooperate.”

Jungkook let's out another, loud, exaggerated ‘ Oh man holy shit ’, while Seokjin's eyes are wide as he hisses at you to shut up.

“Okay but seriously, Kook-ah, give us a minute, please?”

“Anything for you, Noona.” He winks, and it makes you giggle to know that Jungkook wasn't as reserved as he might seem to a lot of fans. Seokjin squints his eyes at you as if waiting for you to continue.

“Okay. So yes, I know about your food kink, and I could expose that. So, fucking shut up and touch my arm, like, haven't you been educated about how soulmates’ memories are triggered?”

“I have, but none of those involved a marshmallow .” Seokjin protests. “Also, what do you mean, you know about my food kink, like… How much do you know…”

“Well, do you remember the time we ran out of whipped cream, so you had the audacity to ask if sesame oil was an option?”

“Hey,” Seokjin interrupts, while Jungkook scrunches his face in disgust, “Sesame oil is great, ok.”

“I swear to God.”

“Okay, but how are you bringing up stuff that sounds like me, I'm scared.” He has to state, scratching his head.

“Because it was you.”

“Okay, but how was I like as a hubby?”

You can hear Jungkook groaning as he facepalms, and honestly, you feel the same way, crossing your arms over your chest as you squint at him.

“Oh my God. Don't even get me started. You claim to be husband-material as fuck and that you would like to cook for your wife, but after we got married you got lazy and you even had a fucking belly .”

Seokjin gasps loudly as he chaotically flaps his arms around. “Oh my God, the horror. ”

“You even wore a checkered tie at our wedding and I had to ask my brother if it was possible to commit suicide using the diamond of the wedding ring.”

“That sounds like Jin-hyung, alright.”

“You stay outta this.”

“No, I'm not gonna. Hyung, she isn't asking you to marry her, she's just asking you to touch her arm. So yeah, Hyung, don't be such a baby. [Name]-noona is cool.”

“I don't even know why I'm chasing you like this anyways. You're not even my favorite.” You have to state, pointing a finger at the younger male. “Jungkook is legit ten times hotter than you, and he's my favorite, not you.”

“Heh.” Jungkook gives a cocky wink at Seokjin when you say this, paired with shooting two finger guns at him with both hands. When the boy lets out a low whistle, you turn to face your soulmate again.

“But anyways, yeah, I know what your dick looks like, so you better cooperate with me if you don't want your ten million plus fans to know as well.”

“Heh .” Jungkook repeats, and Seokjin glares at the maknae before turning to you.

“You're seriously threatening me. All because I won't touch your arm.”

“WHAT HARM WILL IT DO, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?”

“Hyung, you should do it.” Jungkook urges again, putting his hands on either side of your shoulder. “Because otherwise, I'm gonna go show [Name]-noona to the other hyungs and we're gonna kidnap you and force you to-”

“This is getting ridiculous now.”

“You are ridiculous.”

“Shut.”

Jungkook doesn't wait for a response, and hurries to drag you towards Taehyung.

“Hyung, this is the noona I told you about.”

Taehyung's big eyes go wider, blinking with a face void of expression. And you are reminded, time and again, that if looks could kill, Taehyung would be your reason for death.

You are thankful when Hoseok and Namjoon come over to see what the ruckus is about, and from the way Jimin, who waddles over a little while later and smiles at you, you can tell that he recognises you.

“I don't trust you.”

All eyes turn to Taehyung, and Jungkook hurries to explain to the rest of his hyungs about how you are Seokjin's soulmate. Hoseok looks excited, but his eyes dart to Taehyung, who still stares at you with furrowed eyebrows.

“I don't trust you.” He repeats, “What if you kidnap our hyung and hypnotize him? You need this Tata mask so that you can't hypnotize him!”

There is silence between the boys, and you stare at Taehyung, baffled, and it's so quiet that even Yoongi, who has been sitting under the shade of one of the trees a bit further away, walks up to you all; making Seokjin, who has been pouting with his hands on his hips the entire time, go a little closer to you.

“What's going on?”

“Yoongi-hyung, this is [Name]. She's Jin-hyung's soulmate!”

“She is not!”

You give a glare at Seokjin who responds that way, and he sticks his tongue out at you. Geez, he's 26, why is he acting this way and making your life harder?

“Taetae, how will Noona see if she wears the Tata mask?” Jimin finally speaks up about Taehyung's odd statement, and you have no clue how to respond to the utter shock on his face as he realizes what Jimin said was true.

“Oh.”

“Then what if Noona wears contacts?” Jungkook suggests, making the younger group nod and exchange high fives, and even Hoseok is grinning while you could swear that you saw a horrified expression on Namjoon's face.

Yoongi has already gone back to his spot in the shade, and Namjoon looks ready to head back, not wanting to listen to any more. He wishes you good luck, offers a thumbs up, and runs off to join Yoongi while Seokjin stares at you.

“You know all this would just be solved if you touch my arm, right?”

“You're such a pervert, [Name]-ah.”

Seokjin had said that, but his eyes are bright when he climbed out of the taxi at the venue you give. Jungkook follows behind him, too busy focusing on you two as he takes shots from his camera.

You're thankful that the younger boy has some sense, allowing you and Seokjin you walk ahead. You try not to bring up anything related to you two being soulmates, instead showing him the scenery and talking about your adventures of hiking. Seokjin tells you that he enjoys hiking but hates the fatigue, and everything is all nice and just like old times, the two of you smiling.

The weather really cooperated with you, and it's a cool evening with lots of stars in the sky, the wind blowing softly as you walk along with Seokjin, up to the mountain and dig your hands into the pockets.

The night view from up the mountain is beautiful. The light of the city blends with the sea, and the glossy calmness makes you feel a little emotional. You glance at Seokjin who stands a couple steps away, hands on the railing as he looks down at the scene and smiles.

And he smiles exactly like your Seokjin, and you realize that it may be another life, but it was the same man you loved so much, before, as well.

“I feel pathetic to say this, but… I really did love you, Seokjin-ah. But I can't do anything if you don't love me back.” You say, dramatically climbing up to the rail. The male raises and eyebrow, watching your every action as you let out a deep sigh and glance back at him. “I would have loved you so much in this lifetime, too.”

Seokjin had been sporting a neutral expression, save for the raised eyebrow, but when you say this, his eyes widen, blinking a little more than usual as he takes a step closer to you.

“Wait, what are you-”

“I kinda really love you, even though you're horrible to me, Seokie. Just like I did in our previous life. But you were so good then, and that's why my heart aches this time.” You interrupt, and when you turn around and take a step forward, you feel a strong hand taking hold of you by your arm.

“What the heck, bitch, there's no way I'm letting you jump like that!” Seokjin hisses, pulling you down back to the soil and looking at you with big eyes, as if he couldn't believe you were dumb enough to climb the railing in the first place.

But you weren't dumb.

And suddenly, both of your eyes go down to the arm Seokjin is holding.

“Oh.”

“HAH, you sucker!” You yell, clapping your hands together as soon as Seokjin lets go of your arm and takes a step back. “It's cliche as fuck but I knew you wouldn't not grab my arm if I did that, haha, SCORE!”

“Well, yes, because otherwise, it would be me who goes to jail…” Seokjin mumbles, furrowing his eyebrows at you.

“Did you know that you've been to prison once, for two days?”

“What?! In my previous life? What did I do?”

“You punched a guy at a club while being drunk, because he said he was the most handsome man in the planet, not you.”

“Why does that… sound… so familiar?” He asks, squinting his eyes at you, raising an eyebrow as he continues to stare at you. “Wait a minute.”

“What-”

“Wow, have you always been this pretty?

“I what-”

“Because I could have sworn you looked mediocre like three minutes ago.”

“I swear to God.”

“Wait, your eyes weren't black in the previous life, was it?”

This makes you take a step back, blinking up at the male in shock as you put a hand over your mouth.

“Holy hecks, I was just so focused on getting you to grab my arm, so I didn't think of what the consequences will be!”

“Amazing, bitch.”

“Thanks, you nastyass. Wait, do you… Do you hear something?”

This makes Seokjin raise an eyebrow, turning his head around before his eyes widen, turning back to you as the sound gets louder.

“Is that… Siren noises?!”

“Oh fuck fuck fuck I forgot… We're actually on the wrong hill.”

“WHAT.”

“Oh crap, we're on a no-trespassing hill lol.”

“What in FUCK-”

“Well, at least you'll go back to some place familiar from your previous life; prison!”

“Don't touch me.” Seokjin hisses as he opens his phone, letting out a grunt in frustration. When you peer at his device, you see a text from Jungkook that reads ‘sorry, hyung uwu’ and it makes you burst out laughing.

“DON'T LAUGH, WHY AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT GOING TO PRISON?!”

“Well, because of you, I'm labelled as a stalker and a mental patient so I don't think prison can be any worse.”

“IT WOULD BE WORSE, WHAT IS YOUR LOGIC-”

“You two!” A voice interrupts your bantering, and this is the moment that you realize that you two had been too busy arguing to actually even attempt to flee, like Jungkook did.

In all honesty, you and Seokjin would make a terrible pairing.

But you two had been together in your previous lives for a reason, and this is why you are giggling when you are taken in handcuffs, to the police station, along with Seokjin.

“I didn't think the first handcuff I'd have on in this life would have been put on by a random police officer, I was hoping it would be you in our be-”

“Shut the fuck up.”

(“Oh, hey, Jungkook-ah. How did it go with Jin-hyung and [Name]-noona?”

“Oh, I think it went really well, but they're in prison now.”

“... Say that again”

“Prison.”

“WHAT.”

“You know. That institute where you're supposed to serve time for doing b-”

“Don't test me.”

“I just asked Sejin-hyung to help bail them, when they called from prison, and it's only for a couple hours and - hey, is that a grapefruit tart you have there?!”)

Somehow, you and Seokjin end up behind bars, inside a small cubicle.

He sits farthest away from you, which isn't very far, considering the cubicle couldn't fit more than three people.

It's dark in the hallway, your mood to joke about the situation has disappeared, and as Seokjin refuses to talk to you, you feel yourself get a little teary-eyed, after a bit.

The tears fall down your cheeks, and you start crying, full on bawling with ugly sobs in between. Seokjin's eyes go wide, turning to you with his mouth agape.

“I'm so tired of this drama, I swear to God.” You cry, “I’d say I'm so sick of this fake love, but I just know you're being a pussy and I'm done with you .”

This makes Seokjin actually turn himself to face you properly, and you grab the handles of bar.

“It's been two years. Getting opportunities to meet you is hard work, it takes me money and time. And I come to see you and ask you for a single thing.”

“Look,” he says, and you glace at him, not caring anymore that your face would probably be glossy and runny from all the tears and the snot forming in your nose. “I'll return all the money back to you, so-”

“This isn't about the money, Seokjin-ah. Well, it is, just a bit, but…. It's about my feelings. It's about how you don't acknowledge them. You would have let this continue for God knows how long, if you had your way, if you didn't feel obliged to hold my arm earlier. You didn't do it to acknowledge my feelings, you did it to save yourself.”

When he doesn't say anything in response, you wipe your face, taking in a deep inhale and looking out from the bars. When there is no sound for a while, Seokjin stands up, and you glance at him again, to see that he walks closer to you, seating himself beside you and pressing a hand on your wrist.

“Hey. Turn towards me.”

You pout, not wanting to listen to anything else he has to say, but your curiosity makes you give in, turning to face him. When you do so, he scoots closer, hands on your thighs which makes you screech.

“What are you-”

“Shh.” He responds, putting your legs over his, so that you sit between him, both your legs crossed over each other's. This makes you two come into closer proximity than ever, and Seokjin puts both his hands on your cheeks, which makes you sigh and close your eyes.

“You've worked hard, [Name]-ah.” He has to say, pressing his forehead against yours. “Did I propose to you while we were sitting like this, one day?”

“Oh my God. Do you remember me now, Seokjin-ah?”

“I… I don't remember everything, but I think it's you that I see, bawling your eyes out while sitting just like this, in front of me.”

“I… yes, I did cry a lot when you proposed.” You say, smiling at him. Seokjin smiles back at you, one hand on your cheek as he leans in and presses a gentle kiss on your cheek.

“I'm surprised you didn't stop trying until now, I feel quite bad.”

“If you feel bad, then a kiss on the cheek isn't going to be enough to pacify me.”

“You're a demanding bitch.”

“And you're a whiny headass.”

The two of you exchange giggles, and Seokjin brushes his nose against yours, and you feel your heart race with emotions. This is the same Seokjin from your previous life, the one who would pepper you with kisses and pat your hair when you feel tired and upset, the man who would make circles with his thumb on your palm, your soulmate who would say ‘I love you’ right after saying something shameless.

And it's the same Seokjin right here, and maybe he doesn't remember all of the events from your past life...

But it doesn't matter; you didn't remember them all at once, either. And when Seokjin's hands find their way on your cheeks and you hold onto his arms, he leans in closer again and presses his lips softly on yours. And your heart does multiple backflips while visions of your first kiss back in your previous life run through your head, making you overwhelmed as Seokjin leans back.

And then, he opens his eyes, looking at you with a dazed expression on his face, before he says, ‘Did you… feel that, too?’

And when you nod at him with a big grin on your face, the smile he gives you is enough for you to know that you've done well; that today is the tomorrow that was better than yesterday. And because you believed in that, you know that tomorrow will be even better than today, and you can hope for better days ahead.

It's in the way Seokjin screeches when he hears footsteps in the hallway, how he flails his arms around and scurries away from you, seated far from you by the time the police officer arrives to bail you two out.

Kim Seokjin would never change.

After all, you two had all the time in the world, now.

end

[huangfilms]

Roommate!Renjun

summary: my roommate left me to live with her bf so i put up an ad and i got a call from u and when u came over to check it out i didn’t expect u to be this cute-- you’re moving in tomorrow??? 

(A/N) OKay and I am back with yet,,, another renjun bulleted fic whatever,,, I Am Whipped I Know. But Anyway! It’s Saturday morning and I was thinking about this au for,,,the longest,, time,,,, someone send help LMAO this is my THIRD one and it hasn’t even been like,, a month im YELLING.  again, lets Pretend i have a good summary up there, i’m shit at summaries I Am So Sorry. also, She Is Not edited so cut me sum slacc sjdfhskdj

okay well lets get started binches

so,,, ur broke my dude

you USED to have a roommate but then she moved in with her bf NEXT DOOR

CAN U BELIEVE eve im looking at u, cannot believe u moved in w jaemin NEXT DOOR

anyway u cannot pay all of these bills by urself

and u posted an ad somewhere to get urself a new roomate

you get a call one day saying ‘is the offer still up for a roomate??

nd ur like,, haha yeah?? i mean u can come by like tomorrow to check out the place

and he goes Okay Sure

so he comes over and then U Are Like,,, deceased

cause he CUTE asf whomstve ya feel

and then u show this Cute Guy everything, the room across from yours, u guys share one bathroom

and then u ask when hes gonna move in, and he,,,,, HE SAYS “is tomorrow good? GREAT C U TOMORROW ROOMIE!!”

what just happened LMAO,, ur just like standing in ur small living room

and then theres a knock??? its been?? 2 minutes???

but then u open it,, oh its just ur neighbor jaemin

‘uhh,, why r u here’ LMAO

and then hes like,, why did a guy just come outta ur house

and u were like... im finding a new roomate since u STOLE MINE😤😤

and then he was like,, hes gonna b ur roommate?? like lol yes?? im 🅱️roke jaemin

and he gives u That Look and then leaves

wtf was that about???

so u start to clean up Aggressively and change the sheets in the guest bedroom

and then u even restock ur kitchen but with what money abby?? she broke

its just ramen and water, dont get TOO ahead of urself

so when u clean literally EVERYTHING u take a shower then flop onto ur bed

then u knock out cold man

u forget that ur getting a new roommate

SO U SIT UP SO FAST that u get dizzy

and its like 6 AM

and u GROAN bevause oh jeez its TOO EARLY FOR THIS

but bless your soul because right as u got up ur heard a knock at the door

why are they here so EARLY WTF

so u get up and rub the schleep out of your eyes

and u open the door

and u look like trash

ur hair: A MESS

i think theres like a drool trail near ur mouth

AND UR EYES POP OPEN WIDE AND THEN CLOSE THE DOOR IN PANIC

oh fuc

he still cute in d morning headass but anywho

AFTER U SMOOTHED DOWN UR HAIR AND WIPED THE DROOL OFF OF UR MOUTH

u opened the door slowly

‘sorry for slamming the door in ur face, kinda caught my heart me off gaurd, and i JUST noticed we never exchanged names, im Y/N’

and then u grimace because ur,, so,, awkward

all he does is Smile though

‘Renjun’

and then you realize ur staring at him bc u Didnt Let Him In Yet

RIGHT OKAY so

u let him in and he does his thing

ur just giving him a small run down of where everything is,, again

and then he says thanks or whatever

‘do you need help moving your things?’

and hes all like

OH no its ok i have a couple of friends helping me

right on cue U SEE JAEMIN and like,, two other guys u dont know Step Into Your Apartment

then jaemin gives you That Look Again

but u dont even care anymore, u tell them that ur going back to bed and the spare key is on his bed in his room

then u BREATHE REALLY HARD BECAUSE THIS CUTE BOY IS GOING TO BE UR ROOMMATE

and then u Sleep because who has The Time to think about this

not i

so u sleep for like an Hour before theres a knock at your bedroom door

and u want to Scream Because Youre Tired

So you get up again and open up the door and u see Renjun standing there with his hand awkwardly touching the back of his neck

and you just!! because he looks so cute!!!

‘Did you need something haha,,,,’

now its YOUR turn to have ur hand at the back of your neck

‘oh i was just gonna go get something to eat with Jaemin, Jeno, and Donghyuck, and I was wondering if you would like to come?’

you were speechles,, this Kid was So Nice wtf

so ur like, lol sure let me change real quicc

so u throw on pants and a sweater and then u leave, grabbing ur wallet and stuff,, when he see s ur wallet tho

‘oh you don’t need that, let me treat you since you let me move in’ then he Grins

and your heart: melted

so u go out to eat and meet his friends

then you guys go home

and neither of u are tired

so u guys just talk on the couch to get to know each other

so u both kinda,,,, fall asleep,,, on the couch together wow first day together and yall really b actin like a COUPLE

SO u guys have a great dynamic living together, and its been a few months,, u guys get closer and closer

it almost feels domestic in ur home WOW U HAVE A HOME WITH THIS GUY

so u notice that he been Looking At U some Kind Of Way

And You Look At Him That Way Too

but u guys have been dancing around each other FOR SO LONG GOSH DARNIT EVEN HIS FRIENDS ARE TELLING U GUYS TO SUCK IT UP AND KISS OR SOMETHING

anyway,, yall have sleepovers with the rest of dream since u guys have gotten close

the whole time u guys are Making Eyes oh my gosh JUST KISS

so u guys go into di kitchen and then grab snacks,,, next Thing U Know,,, THE POPCORN IS DONE!!!

im just kidding somehow u two like,, kissed,, wtfshdhdjdd and your heart: SPEEDY SONIC MF WISHES

then he pulls away AND HE HAS THE CUTEST GRIN EVER!!! THEN HE ASKS!!

“Will you be mine?” AND U GRIN SO MUCH THAT UR CHEEKS HURT OF COURSE U SAID YES!!!

then u two walk out with ur hands intertwined AND THEN THE DREAMIES ARE!! YELLING!! but not shocked lmao everyone been knew

so yall enjoy it,, i mean,,,,,, u guys been Living Together but anyway

life is Soft but nothing changed,, u guys just Cuddle More and Kiss More And Im Suffering wtf

but anyway!! end!! this! is! so! long!

Masterlist

[wereseoyoung]

just wondering but since you said you had an au planned (or being planned) for all 18 members does that mean dream is going to come in as college students eventually? Also does that mean that’ll bc further along since like 1/2 of dream is too young for college? thanks for your time oof

haaksjsjajsj you made me remember that mark graduated this year omg my headass genuinely thought that he graduated last year sjsjshsjsj so the Dreamies would graduate next year lmao

but I’m dumb af and i said that ‘99 line going into their second year during Johnny’s au so you KNOW that means that ‘00 line going into their first year😔🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼 but like jisung and chenle👀👀👀

[lieuwrites]

Oblivious | Choi Seungcheol | Oneshot

Title: Oblivious

Pairing/Characters: Choi Seungcheol x Reader

Synopsis: Seungcheol has a crush on one of his classmates who is too oblivious to notice his feelings.

Genre/Warnings: Fluff, Highschool!AU, female reader, non-idol!AU

Words: 977

POV: Third Person

Seungcheol stood patiently at (y/n)’s locker and waited for her tutoring sessions to be over. It usually took a while because when she was done tutoring students who were struggling with their studies, she would help them pack up their equipment and initiate a lengthy conversation with them. Although it was a quite a wait, he didn’t mind it if he was able to see her at the end of the day.

It was a while ago when the two first met. Seungcheol sat in the library with his rowdy group of friends who didn’t seem to notice how loud they were being. (Y/n) had been in the middle of one of her tutoring sessions at the time and her student was having a hard time concentrating on their work, forcing her to get up and politely ask the guys to quiet down.

Love at first sight was a foolish concept to Seungcheol, until that moment when (y/n) tapped him on the shoulder and politely asked his group to keep their voices low or leave the building. From then on, Seungcheol had done what he could to make it up to her. He brought her food during lunch and hung around her while she taught other students. It had gotten to the point where she had requested that he wait at her locker instead because his company, as enjoyable as it was for her, became a distraction.

The boy was snapped out of his thoughts as (y/n)’s sweet voice called out to him as she walked towards him. She held a stack of textbooks in her her arms which prompted the boy to rush to her side and offer to take every book from her.

“Oh no it’s okay, I’m able to carry them.” She attempted to pull away from him but ended up unsuccessful in the act as he ended up taking all the weight in his own arms anyway.

“It wouldn’t be very chivalrous of me if I let you strain yourself like that. You must be tired from having to go to the library straight from class.”

“I had things to be busy. You must be tired from always waiting by my locker after your classes. That’s almost two hours of your day wasted on every school afternoon.”

With the way that he smiled at her, anyone within a mile could clearly tell that he was head over heels for the girl. Everyone except her. She was a very smart girl however she wasn’t the most perceptive person. Her naivety caused her a bit of trouble and made her Jeonghan’s favourite person to toy with. He would usually play small jokes on her like placing a fake bug onto her desk or faking some kind of sickness and it took her a while to catch onto his pranks.

“Seungcheol, guess what Jeonghan’s most recent joke was. He told me that one of the guys like me.”

And with those words, Seungcheol almost missed a step in his walk.

“Oh really? Did he say who?” The boy was nervous. He wanted her to know how he felt but had no idea if she felt the same way. The girl was an open book and from what he could tell, she only saw him as a friend.

“Nope. It was just a joke anyways, he’s always pulling those sorts of things on me.”

As they arrived to Seungcheol’s car, they both got in and started their drive to (y/n)’s house. It had become a routine for Seungcheol to drive her home. He did all he could for her, as a way to show how much he liked her without having to say anything.

“He jokes with you because you’re so gullible. You need to learn to stop being so oblivious to the truth,” He nagged. All (y/n) could do was sigh in response.

“I’m not the only one who’s oblivious,” She mumbled under her breath.

“Pardon?”

The two had finally arrived at (y/n)’s house and were parked on the outside street of her home. The girl turned to Seungcheol and looked at him wide eyed. She was like an innocent doe and Seungcheol couldn’t help but melt under her gaze.

She let out a shaky breath and began rambling, “I know this might be weird and I feel like I’ve been very obvious about my feelings but I can’t stand it anymore. I like you so much and I know it’s weird that one of your closest friends is confessing to you but after Jeonghan told me one of the guys liked me, I got my hopes up that maybe it was you. Then I remembered Jeonghan is never serious with me. You probably don’t feel the same but I hope we can still be friends with each other.”

Seungcheol’s expression was written with shock. His mouth opened but no words came out. (Y/n) gave a sad smile and a small bow as a goodbye and turned to open the door handle. All she wanted to do was escape the awkward situation but before she could leave, a hand gripped her wrist. She turned back to the boy, confused, until he spoke.

“I’m sorry, I’m just really shocked. All this time, I thought you only saw me as a friend. I did what I could to show you how much I liked you but you never picked up on it.”

The two were caught in a moment of disbelief and relief at what had just happened between the two.

“So… Where do we go from here?” She blushed as his hand moved from her wrist to the back of her neck. Seungcheol gently pulled her into his embrace and they both stayed comfortably in that position.

“I guess we’re both just two very oblivious people.”

LEMME TELL YOU GUYS, I AM /PEEVED/. I get real disappointed when my oneshots don’t atleast hit the 1000+ word mark and damn, if I typed like 30 more words ya homegirl would’ve got it :(

But anyways I had fun typing this it was cool. The request was “can you make a highschool!seungcheol au, please? where he has a crush on the girl, but she is completely oblivious lmao. thank you!” so sorry if it wasn’t what you expected ?? There wasn’t much of the ‘highschool’ aspect in this but I was hit with major writers block sozzle.

I have a Jealous Wonwoo oneshot coming up (I’m still deciding whether it should be angst or fluff) and then a Junhui angst oneshot (it could potentially be a series ?? who knows ?? I definitely don’t cause I’m a headass writer who doesn’t know how to plan for shit lmao)

Request here, follow here and read my other works here !!

AO3: Junshuji

[skizclub]

3RACHA high school!au

a/n: yo!!! my first post hehehe. i wrote them as high school kids based off the kids where i live,, so............ californian high school kids oooo. also shout out to my friend @jisvnghvn bc she’s the reason why i wrote this lol. she’ll also be making a fic based off this au. idk when it’ll be out, but i’ll let you guys know if you’re interested in reading it :) anyways, hope you guys enjoy this bc i had fun writing this!! ♡

chan:

isn’t actually in high school

he’s just changbin & jisung’s older friend they know out of high school

or as some of the high school girls call him

“changbin & jisung’s hot older friend”

chan was in his junior year when he first met changbin so they’ve known each other longer

jisung came when chan was a senior so ... they got closer thanks to changbin!!! ur doing great sweetie

gives changbin & jisung rides anywhere since he drives

he’d do anything for those two,, they’re like his lil bros

need somewhere to stay for the night? chan’s got them

need money for something? chan’s got them

need help w/ homework? chan’s got them

education is important, kids

works at in n out and a vape shop

wow imagine chan in an in n out uniform & those paper hats they wear

ok but he’d look really cute ngl

3racha’s studio is actually just chan’s room

it’s ok bc he has everything they need,, but they plan to upgrade into a bigger studio some day

basically is kinda like 3racha’s manager as well

he books their own gigs & stuff like that

knows mostly everyone in town bc he has a lot of connections

mostly sings in 3racha’s songs which make people go weak

still makes people go weak when he raps bc who doesn’t love when chan raps

since he moved from australia,, his accent is basically his weapon and everyone fALLS FOR HIM EVEN HARDER

i’m one of those ppl

changbin:

the one that seems cold in their group

actually isn’t

he acts like a lil puppy around his friends

he’s just too shy around strangers or new people

but somehow has a lot friends??? wow clout

came up w/ the idea of 3racha since he knows his friend jisung loves to rap & chan knows how to produce music

a lot of girls like him,, usually the ‘instagram baddies’ of the school lol

he doesn’t really have serious relationships,, so it’s more like hook-ups

doesn’t smoke weed & prefers vaping

he owns like 4 different vape mods

since chan works at a vape shop,, he gets discounts so like why not

rich kid so he probably wears tommy hilfiger, ralph lauren, gucci or versace

has the nicest shoes on campus,, he got shoe game

most likely owns the iphone x

gets the new iphone every time it comes out

doesn’t really like showing off his wealth, but sometimes he does it without noticing

like when he whips out his macbook to take notes in class

i can see him being on the basketball team

he may be tiny but he’s still a really good basketball player

posts on snapchat of him ‘in the studio’ aka chan’s room lmao

or snaps of him w/ his boys at a party & like a bottle of henny in his hand

the type to hang out w/ people older than him

so like people who’ve graduated already aka upperclassmen he got really close to when he was just a lil freshie

jisung:

everyone loves him

the most popular one out of all of them tbh

he’s a very friendly person that’s why

probably friends with everyone on campus

bc of that a lot of people catch feelings for him,, but he’s just like

“oh shit ..... i’m sorry,, but i only like you as a friend”

he’s just not interested in dating for some unknown reason

he rejects confessions as nicely as he can,, but people are still headass for him bc he’s just such a SWEETHEART

but they’re still kind of sad bc wow they’ll never get to date The han jisung

doesn’t smoke weed either but he vapes occasionally

he isn’t into it as much as changbin is lmao

owns a vape pen bc he doesn’t really need a whole ass mod

his whole wardrobe is probably nike & adidas

he’s that guy who wears windbreakers/hoodies + khaki jeans + beanies/hats a lot

only either wears nikes, vans, adidas or jordans

is on the soccer team and baseball team & is really good @ both sports

he likes sports but he’s not a ‘student athlete’

sports are just a hobby to him bc he likes rapping more

speaking of rapping,, he’s so much more different when he’s j.one

jisung is the adorable fluffy guy everyone loves,, but j.one is this hot confident guy that makes people go weak when he spits bars

how does he do it?? the world may never know

[pakodasura]

Oh yeah I’m about to make my AU unenjoyable for the rest of you by adding a self insert

Y’all are welcome to burn me at the stake for this

Anyway

There’s all the buzz in the Port Mafia about these two members climbing the ranks like they’re trying to dethrone Mori or something and Mori isn’t phased at all(because he knows something nobody else does).

Chuuya and Osamu only figure out shit after they call in for back up on a job and who shows up but those two members?

- “Is it just me or...”

- “No, it’s not just you, headass.”

- “You are a bad big brother.” (Osamu says it like it’ll actually make Chuuya feel guilty lmao no)

Eventually the boys both realise that they members’ voices...belong to two identical twins who go to a school near where they live.

How do they know this? Because the girls start talking about school with each other and one of them tells the other that she panicked an wrote a whole essay in Tamil.

[ask-svt-hearteu]

RANDOM CRAP THE ADMINS HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER

admins: Hai everyone! To celebrate another follower milestone, we'd like to present-

RANDOM CRAP THE ADMINS HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER (via announcements on our KakaoTalk)

(haha i hope this is funny and entertaining for you guys, also this was just us joking/messing around)

we sacrificed our sanity for this.

we need jisoos

MEMESOL DOES NOT APPROVE

i stay shook lol

YOU'RE WRITING NOT ME HEHE

IM JIHOON EVERYTIME THEY ASK HIM TO DO AEYGO

you can’t not love Diva boo

AND I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED

im getting the joshua roll

WE’RE NEVER READY

jess do you like messi

i ship everyone with everyone

I STAN CHILDREN

JISOOS CHRIST

Every carat ever: before discovering seventeen) dang there’s thirteen members… how am I ever going to tell them apart. After like a week: That’s jun’s leg

Me: I refuse to be shorter than lee Jihoon by an inch. My friend: wtf why

WHERE ARE YOU HIDING JISOOS

LET ME BE SHOOK

ALL OF SVT WILL COME FOR YOU EVENTUALLY

//INCOHERENT SCREAMING//

So do me a favor and back up to Antarctica thanks

You didn’t see me REGRETTING MY LIFE while editing fam

I was walking out of the movie theater singing mansae

you go to sleep later but wake up earlier what kind of sorcery is this

VERKWAN IS JUST LIFE

And they just sat there like, “don’t interrupt the crazy Joshua stan unless you want to die"

LIKE SWEETIE THE GROUND AINT GOING TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS

TWO TEEN TWO TEEN

OUR FOLLOWERS ARE WILD

XU MINGHAO.

ZOOMING HOW.

IF JEONGHAN HAS A KID WHO WILL BE HIS BABY

I was just having a mental breakdown

Me: “My life is hamburger” | My grandmother: you like hamburger? Go to Mcdonalds | Me: LMAO NO ITS JUST SOMETHING WONWOO SAID

THATS WHAT I GET FOR QUOTING WONWOO

I. CANT. BE. LEAF. I. FORGOT. LEGIT. ONE. OF. MY. FAV. GROUPS.

i need to think of romantic cheesy stuff

LETS MAKE IT SO FLUFFY EVERYONE WILL WANT TO DIE

Whatever group it is GotSeventeen

drink water kids not alcohol

do drugs kids not school

hoshi just chose me i didnt do anything

IM NOT CRYJING YOU ARE

STAN TALENT. STAN CHINA LINE STRONG POWER THANK YOU.

“kidney function is not a right its a privilege”

CHAN IS A QT”

Waiting for confetti to fly out of my heart like in aju nice

the fun part is if people want to complain about asks being off, they can't because asks are off

MY NAME IS SOONYOUNG AND I KNEW I'D CATCH YOU SOON

do you ever think of random svt moments at school and you're about to explode and your teacher is like do you think the Pythagorean theorem is funny

does anyone else just feel attacked if your bias so much as breathes I'm sitting here trying to have lunch and a random Joshua moment comes along and I nearly choke

Jeonghan is my main competition with Joshua so you can understand my pain

MAN IF ANYONE'S GONNA DIG OUR GRAVES, IT'S GONNA BE SEVENTEEN

TUMBLR SHOULD PAY FOR OUR SUFFERING LOL

get you a boyfriend who can make your heart race as much as svt can

WTF WHO INVENTED ANGST LEMME HUNT THEM DOWN

right like yo we ain't svt either empty your bank account and go to a fansign bc you ain't getting answers for free

what svt crack watching fan would think of anything besides meanie HONESTLY

lmao I saw the post we are a disaster

we are a hurricane

yea haha no SATAN BEGONE

WHERE IS YOUR TAG

HONESTLY I'M LIKE SOONYOUNG YOU LOOK HOT AF BUT PLZ DON'T EVER LOSE WEIGHT BC YOU NEED TO KEEP THOSE CHEEKS

I'D RATHER HAVE "THAT WOULDN'T BE GREAT" TATTOOED ON MY ARM

you know you've spent too long on tumblr when you start referencing yourself

kpop ruined and fixed my life

(a photo of Memesol with chips in his mouth like a duck beak staring into your soul)

yeah yeah I hope they can start dating after like 5 years? bc I want to see mini seventeens

I HELP PEOPLE DATE SVT BY WRITING AU'S OKAY

(about the hip-hop team's mixtape volume 14) I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK DARED TO TAKE OVER CHWE HANSOL'S BODY IMMA FIGHT YOU

AND WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT WONWOO HOW TO CURSE IN ENGLISH HANSOL I EFFING BLAME YOUR DRAKE SONGS

(Seri and me still dying over the hip-hop team's mixtape) SEUNGKWAN COME COLLECT YOUR MAN

TBH I'M THINKING JOSHUA DEFINITELY NOT AS HOLY AS WE MAKE HIM OUT TO BE WITH HIS LONG SHOWERING HEADASS

AND TO THINK I WAS LISTENING TO EYES NOSE LIPS BEFORE THIS UN HAENG II CHI II CHI BULLSHIT

(a photo of Wonwoo crying with the caption "*ulgo shipji ana*")

FRICK YOU AND SVT I HATE AND LOVE YOU ALL (finally done freaking out over the hip-hop team's mixtape)

LEE JIHOON IS SHAKING IN HIS GRAVE

I KNOW WHO KILLED LEE JIHOON, YOU DID WITH THIS MDROXKBSNCOSWG

I've already sold my soul to seventeen, what more do you want

when you can't Hangul properly

PLEDIS. STOP. FREAKING. SLEEPING.ON. TALENT. AND. DPERIVING. US. (about China line)

has Joshua ever cried bc of Naruto

Svt was an experimental group sent to us by other beings in the universe bc they thought the earth was too dark and depressing without them

I must have been too focused on Hoshi's arms

where can I find a cup of black coffee that tastes like cotton candy

BASICALLY I WAS PUSHED INTO HOSHI LIKE SOMEONE WOULD BE IN OUR AU'S

I'M SORRY THAT THE MERE MENTION OF SHUA RENDERS ME AS USEFUL AS A BLADE OF GRASS

WOW KWON SOONYOUNG YOU DRINK SO PRETTY

tags you'd use on tumblr: #UM #THAT'S ILLEGAL

I NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL I'M STUPID LOL

"hold up is soonyoung 17 years older than me?" "wow what a coincidence" "wtf seri he's 7 years older than you"

me thinks, "okay cmon we can get like 3 au's done today"

reality hits me like, "lmao watchu saying you don't got no time turner"

SERI MY DAUGHTER I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU SOME ENCOURAGING AND INSPIRING WORDS BEFORE YOUR FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY IS CRITICAL FOR YOUR SUCCESS- stan svt

and I have the soonyoung syndrome

I think I just died and have no more lives left

I have to write dates for thirteen 18+ year old boys

pffffffftttt sleep is for the weak

you're never gonna find another friend like me ;)

I CAN'T USE MY TIREDNESS AS AN EXCUSE FOR CRAZY GOSH

we're fuckin screwed

I feel like a swimming fool

wow you doing drugs? lame, I'm writing svt au's GET ON MY MOTHERFUCKA LEVEL

but all my svt songs are my night songs, my shower songs, my hw songs,,,

and I said, "you know I probably couldn't eat that ice cream bc I'm too salty"

I said, "you're a prefect match for that ice cream because you're so sweet" ;)

may Hong Jisoo be my guiding light (crying emojis)

and I thought 'I like suffering so might as well'

my relationship with angst is pretty much the same as my relationship with seventeen

HAVE AN EGG TART

MY FAV IS KWON SOONYOUNG AND NO I'M NOT BIASED OR ANYTHING PFFT

I can't listen to boom boom without a flannel or dress shirt on so I can stick out the side like they do at the beginning choreo:,,,)

I like svt //finger guns// //runs away//

I'd gladly be collected by soonyoung thanks

where do I sell my soul to get a studio version?

[lovedangel]

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