#atwq shitpost

[volunteerfelinedetectives]

I am a firm believer that Ellington Feint is a wonderful kind person who deserves the world, and none of what happened to her should have happened to her, but considering it tragically did happen, she now has every right to be angry and feral and seek revenge.

[miriel-therindes]

I dislike love triangles but I DO find it hilarious that Lemony is basically in a classic YA heroine one- Moxie is the “boy next door/best friend” role and Ellington in the “bad boy with a dark past and a tragic motive for his deeds” and Lemony is pining dramatically over Ellington, as he does

[violetsbaudelaire]

asoue/atwq characters as things i've said/typed

violet: [shakes the brain juice around in my skull so it gets all frothy and bubbles come outta my ears] klaus: do u think there’s a word for the concept of saying a word enough times that it doesn’t sound like a word any more? can we make that word not sound like a word any more? does it not even sound or look like a word in the first place? do you think they thought that through, sunny: [bonks u over the head with a very long piece of bread] duncan: twitter be like "I'm gonna piss someone off and it's gonna be funny. :)" isadora: motherfucker of bitch     quigley: katamari: roll that shit up boi !!!!!!!!!!! fiona: i legit just had a hugeass fucking brainshit from trying to remember how to spell visible. carmelita: imagine being a dumb and gay little bitch (i don’t have to) friday: oh... frickafrack. beatrice ii: [toddler noises][eats shell][more toddler noises] kit: pls look in2 my eyes and tell me we cock dick ballin 😔 jacques: there is things that are happening, currently lemony: ykno that edit of all star where it just keeps saying "and they don't stop coming" ? bc im.... rlly feeling tht rn. beatrice: [shatters the ramune bottle to get the lil marble inside] bertrand: here are some of my favorite uwu-isms, ellington: me at my friends: we've all got trauma, bitch, let's get u some FRUIT!! moxie: to be fair, penis ridiculous, penis stupendous, and penis extremous all sound like wizard spells. cleo: i swallowed i penny once when i was little pip/squeak: being alive is fucking stupid i just wanna eat grass josephine: thou and tho are two completely different things, you FOOL. hugo: denny’s are ominous. colette: roll up five blunts call that a high five kevin: i know how to be stupid.... professionally. olaf: sun’s on fire. esme: my gray matter does not support higher thinking olivia: you've heard of Big Dick Energy... but now it's time for... Cute Pussy Energy. jacquelyn: skate slow, drink pussy. monty: dude i’d shit if dragons were real gustav: do you think he has something called a mariguana georgina: THOSE EYES CAN SEE GOD jerome: yikes on bikes

asoue as a whole: my life has been just a bunch of varying degrees of inconveniences.

[coffeefartsohyeah]

What Violet Bauldelaire hears when she invents something....

Sorry not sorry....

[moxie-mallahah]

Me (Moxie)  and my friend (Lemony) playing in a roblox game I made.

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

[strange-as-it-may-seem]

A rare photo of Lemony Snicket:

[vfdschism]

netflix all the wrong questions adaption but they don't recast lemony. it's just paddy warburton running around in a hat while everyone's like hm that sure is a tall 13 year old :/

[firestarter-olaf]

atwq modern au

lemony: whats good moxie

[presleysmooth]

AU where Ellington’s favorite movie was Nightmare before Christmas so at Halloween she could go dressed as

Skellington Feint

[voradtras]

the majority of the asoue fandom is possibly queer

[volunteerfelinedetectives]

Everything Ellington Feint has ever done was completely morally justified and if you think she did something wrong you’ve got the wrong end of the stick somehow. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[call-me-ish]

gifford and ghede: lemony, drink your tea before your train comes! :)

[violetsbaudelaire]

lemony:

kit:

[coffeefartsohyeah]

Lemony to Ellington: You're still helping Hangfire, because?

Ellington: ....

[moxie-mallahah]

Lemony there’s a manhole there. Oh my god he’s reading a book. He can’t hear us. Oh my god.