#asoue shitposting

[veryfashionabledesigns]

[no-psi-nan]

Why Torisai is more canon than Terusai

Reason #1

Teruhashi and Saiki are weirdly obsessed with each other but while Saiki knows her intimately, Teruhashi's mental image of Saiki is completely wrong.

Toritsuka and Saiki are weirdly obsessed with each other DESPITE knowing each other way too well.

Reason #2

Saiki has, at most, risked his reputation for Teruhashi. Teruhashi has endangered Saiki by purposefully sending her simps after him.

Toritsuka and Saiki risked their lives to save each other from danger.

Reason #3

Saiki has to be forced by at least 5 layers of circumstance to allow touch between him and Teruhashi.

Saiki willingly allows Toritsuka to hug him in public, including at school, where everyone knows Toritsuka is the Germ, which risks damaging Saiki's reputation.

Reason #4

Saiki actively tried to get Teruhashi a boyfriend by cheating with psychic powers.

Saiki half-ass tried to get Toritsuka a girlfriend one time, and thereafter prevents Toritsuka from getting girlfriends by cheating with psychic powers.

Reason #5

Saiki cringes at being subjected to Teruhashi's bizarre "offu" fantasies.

Saiki revels in subjecting Toritsuka to bizarre psychosexual fantasies.

Reason #6

Saiki has never made a move on Teruhashi.

Saiki canonically kabedon'd Toritsuka.

[lunaryuwu]

rip kim dokja you would’ve liked a series of unfortunate events

[delinnquentt]

When-

When will I face reality instead of watching my silly little tv shows and reading cute little things about them to distract myself from the impending doom that it about to come upon me in a few years. (the impending doom being adulthood)

[snallyghosted]

@vancityreynolds

[firestarter-olaf]

Would you rather: Improve your theater skills, get a reasonable job in the theater world, be more moral and empathic to others, and earn your own money. OR Chase orphans for their fortune with complicated, immoral, and unorthodox schemes that rarely work.

bitch take a fucking guess

[malusienki]

i used to ship esmé and olivia when i was obsessed with this series in 6th grade and honestly? yeah. i kinda had a point.

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

Songs that start out with less music and build up but then end with less music remind me of A Series of Unfortunate Events. We knew all along that the ending wouldn’t be perfect, and even though we went through the whole story, the ending was just that.

Think Apartment 402 by girl in red and Hallucinogenics by Matt Maeson

[angryhalfling]

the baudelaires while watching mr poe fail miserably at identifying count olaf

[sketchymenace]

Frank: One of us is good

Ernest: One of us is evil

Violet: Okay, I know this, now we need to ask--

**Sunny bites Frank's leg**

Frank: OW!

Klaus: SUNNY!

**Sunny crawls up to Ernest**

Sunny: *babbles* (Do you feel remorse for him?)

Klaus: She's asking if you feel bad for him

Ernest: No

Sunny: *babbles* (This one evil)

Klaus and Violet: 0_0

I watched a DnD video and instantly thought of this scenario

@pamithebunterfly2007

[veryfashionabledesigns]

Somebody's failing his V.F.D. training.

[stars-havefallen]

𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕄𝕖.

Salut! Je m’appelle Sofie!!! You can spell it ‘Sophie’ too!! I also go by Lou, because of my middle name. So you can call me Lou too<3 or even..geez this intro was just supposed to be my name, Honestly I don’t care what you call me as long as it’s none of the following:

~Sofia

~Sophia

~Fia

~soapy

Great!! Now that’s out of the way…

a little bit about myself<3

I’m sixteen, Ravenclaw, Aphrodite cabin, Erudite, Aries, Ace, Female, my favorite color is mist grey, my favorite song is “blue hair” by TV girl, my favorite Movie is “the song of the sea”, my favorite fruit is mango, and I love peppermint. Also I’m a huge fan of seventies fashion and music and such so that might show up from time to time though that’s mostly a Pinterest thing<3

Now for some hobbies I have:

~Photography

~Painting (strictly water colour)

~Committing various quotes, poems, and philosophies to memory, many of which are often useless.

~Writing

~Reading (my librarian says she only likes me because I literally “inhale books then come back for more” I took this as a compliment…)

~I’m fairly good at understanding human anatomy so I spend my free time studying it!! (I want to be a mortician)

-ceramics

-poetry

-gardening(who knew I had a green thumb??)

-baking(only when I’m stressed though)

Fandoms!!!

*six of crows definitely one of my favourites

*twilight (team jacob pre-wolf… now in love with jasper)

*scott pilgrim

*DC

*The Kinks

*Fleetwood Mac

*some Harry Potter but I’m still learning about that…

*PERCY JACKSON!!!

*myth-o-mania

*asoue

*Crave

Some Links:

(I’ll add these later)

DNI:

~If I ask you not to interact. Simple.

My tags are below<3 and most of my dividers come from @/animatedglittergraphics-n-more

*ALSO IMPORTANT* I’m looking for mutuals..I made this blog awhile ago and I desperately want friends, I promise I’m nice<3, don’t be afraid to ask if you’d like to be mutuals!!

I’m a bit of a neat freak…sorry not sorry. My blog is organized because today I discovered how tags work!!!

‘✰.｡.✵°✵’ more broad categories i.e; stars(people adore/ moots), reblogs (uncategorised/tag games/polls) , rants (shitpost? I think you call them? Basically irrelevant stuff)

’꧁•⊹٭’ specific character/people stuff i.e James potter, Remus lupin, regulus black, Tobias Eaton, etc.

‘ミ★’ related to a specific fandom

★¸.•☆•.¸★ 🄵🄸🄲🅁🄴🄲🅂 ★⡀.•☆•.★ is its own thing. Anything I recommend for you to read will be here.

[delinnquentt]

Me omw to create self inserts for the tv shows/ video games I’m watching/playing and change the whole story line to slot myself in cus I’m a sad lonely bastard.

[strange-as-it-may-seem]

A rare photo of Lemony Snicket: