#attuma and mbaku are besties

[xblackreader]

M’Baku: Okay, go! Go!

Attuma: Are you certain this will guarantee her heart?

Mbaku: yes, yes… just go say it!

Okoye: (minding her business)

Attuma: Okoye…

Okoye: yes, shark. What is it now?

Attuma: (turns to look at M’baku)

Mbaku: 😄👍🏾👍🏾

Attuma, straight faced: I want to say that skirt looks great on you

Okoye: oh. Thank-

Attuma: and so would I.

Okoye:

Attuma: And also can you handle carrying all that ass or should I offer my assistance?

M’baku, from far away: you’re doing great!

Attuma: are your legs… tired from running around my… mind all of today?

Okoye: I’m going to cut both your throats.

Attuma, fumbling with notes: please wait, I have three more.

[xblackreader]

Mbaku and Attuma: BFFs headcanons

They have nicknames only the other can call them:

You call him M’baku? Nah, Attuma knows him as Great Gorilla, Punching bag, lightweight, Coulda-been King, and Rocks for brains

You know Attuma? Nah, that’s M’baku’s bestie Great White, Shark Bait, Fishy General, Dollar Store Jaws, and Fat Ass.

…

They pretend not to be friends at first, until M’Baku says it first after Attuma begins to publically court Okoye.

M’Baku: I do not care that we are friends, if you hurt her in any way, I will see to it you never set foot on this land or sully her honor again.

Attuma:

M’Baku, serious: did you hear me?

Attuma: we are… friends?

They hug. It’s quick but it’s a hug.

…

Attuma is the quiet kid they put with Mbaku to mellow him out.

It didn’t work Mbaku is a bad influence.

After meetings Mbaku will go find Attuma on patrol. they like to arm wrestle, do physical combat training, and eat lunch together.

See Drabble of them eating lunch here.

To the point where it became a problem bc M’Baku keeps taking food from Attuma’s packed lunch from Okoye.

Okoye begins to pack them both lunches bc they got in trouble during a bad altercation. Attuma is very territorial with food.

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Attuma used to think Mbaku was competition for Okoye’s heart, but he came to realize they’re more like siblings.

So now Mbaku is Attumas main wingman.

“How To Woo A Wakandan Woman 101 with Professor M’baku” attuma is in his tiny desk taking notes and Mbaku in his lil glasses and fake pipe

…

M’baku sings “HOMIES OVER HOES” and Attuma dances a lil then beats his ass bc his sunlight ain’t no hoe.

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AU headcanon! By @saw-17

Omg I love it! M'Baku and Attuma own a vintage record shop. Attuma is a music head for several different genres and he's always bitching about M'Baku's taste especially his love of mubble rap. M'Baku is also the lovingly third wheel, as Okoye and Attuma try to set him up several times to disastrous effect

headcanon by @princess-of-gondor

Attuma was allowed to stand at Mbaku's right hand during a serious council meeting all of ONE time. Mbaku spent the whole time whispering jokes making the two of them laugh harder and harder. Zero work got done. They are forbidden from sitting next to each other now, king or no king. 😂

headcanon by @hyperf1xate-much

M'Baku gave Attuma a shirt that said SUCK and had an arrow pointing down. Attuma did not understand so he wore the shirt anyway. Attuma is also confused on why Okoye scolded him.

headcanon by @saw-17

M'Baku and Attuma as 1940's gumshoes running a detective agency. The stunningly beautiful Femme Fatale Okoye Bali walks in one rain-soaked night, pleading for help to exonerate her in the death of her extremely wealthy and decrepitly old husband. M'Baku knows trouble when he sees it, but poor Attuma was gone at the first sight of her. He's willing to do anything to clear her name and He'd burn the world to cinders for one night between her thighs. A harrowing tale ensues.

COMMENT SOME MORE FOR ME TO ADD

[xblackreader]

M’Baku and Attuma eating lunch together: as besties!

Mbaku: You’re delusional. Raw fish is not mean to be eaten.

Attuma: first off, you’re vegetarian. Secondly, surface dwellers eat raw fish too!

Mbaku: I don’t like that either. But I do like your yams (steals a bit of Attuma’s food)

Attuma:

Mbaku: (chewing) what?

Attuma: …that was my food.

Mbaku: yeah?

Attuma: You took my food. Okoye made me that. You didn’t even ask.

Mbaku: whatever 🙄 you’ll be fine

Attuma:

Attuma: Fat fuck.

Mbaku: I- YOURE FAT TOO

Attuma: I’m muscular, you’re just a fat bitch.

m'baku: Motherfucka u built like a obese blueberry, shut yo ass up and GIMME SOME MORE YAMS

Attuma: GET AWAY

[xblackreader]

they’re besties!

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[xblackreader]

Namor: Attuma, keep an eye on M’baku today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Attuma: Sure, I’d love to see M’baku get punched.

Okoye: Try again.

Attuma, sighing: I will stop M’baku from getting punched.

[xblackreader]

M'baku: So are you two dating now?

Okoye & Attuma: Yes.

M'baku: Why?

Okoye: I happen to find Attuma very appealing.

M'baku: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Attuma.

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M'baku: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Attuma: Do not do that.

M'baku: You won't even notice!

Okoye, entering: M'baku, you wanted to see me again?

M'baku: Attuma's single.

[xblackreader]

It’s them, your honor.

[xblackreader]

Attuma: wow I love being tall.

M’baku: As do I! Being tall is so great I couldn’t imagine being anything else!

Attuma: I feel bad for those who aren’t as-

Namor: I could kill you both.

Attuma and M’Baku:

M’baku: did you hear something?

Attuma: Not from down there.

[xblackreader]

Okoye: I know you snuck out last night, Attuma.

M'baku: Play dumb!

Attuma: Who's Attuma?

M'baku: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

[xblackreader]

M’baku: I am a bit of an expert at identifying birds.

Attuma: Really? what about those ones flying over there?

M’baku: Yeah, they're all birds.

Attuma: Wow…

Okoye: He’s catching your stupid, gET AWAY FROM HIM

[xblackreader]

(Attuma and M'baku sitting in jail together)

M'baku: So who should we call?

Attuma: I’d call Okoye, but I feel safer in jail

[xblackreader]

M’baku just chilling in town:

(Attuma approaches)

M’baku: *GASP* TUNA MANNN!!!

Attuma: I could kill you right now.

M’baku, (bear hugs his bro): but you won’t!

[xblackreader]

Okoye: some thick skulls tried to fight a squid at the aquarium…

Mbaku: well maybe that squid was being a dick.

Attuma, (covered in ink): yeah!

[xblackreader]

M’baku and Attuma arm wrestling until M’baku kicks him under the table in his ankle.

Attuma: Cheating!

Mbaku: how is that cheating? I outsmarted you 😌

Attuma: you are dishonorable!

Mbaku: say that to my face, Smurf Boy??

Attuma: I'll say it when you get a girl, oh wait you CANNOT, FOR U R UGLY.

M’Baku: YO GIRL IS BALD

Attuma: but I have one 😏

Mbaku: THATS WHY YOU BUILT LIKE A DAMN WHALE

Attuma: your mother.

Mbaku:

Them in the next few seconds:

[xblackreader]

Attuma: Oh, fiddlesticks.

M’baku: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.