#attention acquired!

[promiscuousasexual]

pierre...and carlos...a more harmonious teammate pairing...

oh god i think this would cement the downfall of alpine, they’re gonna kill everyone around them and then each other

let alpine think it’s harmonious so that way it actually happens

[nyashykyunnie]

POV: You can't tell my type and it's definitely not tall dark and handsome men who are filthy rich with the sluttiest waists known to mankind ever

[tea-time-terrier]

She is so so pretty but also her face is so so dumb sometimes and the only thing to do is smooch her on her little forehead!

[ghostcrows]

You like me

You like my fit

[subjectivemortality]

there he is

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Was suddenly possessed with the urge to draw them again

[whump-card]

"The world was spinning dangerously" for five-sentence asks!

The world was spinning dangerously. Lark Karlo Lark staggered back until he hit the wall, dusty wooden paneling thumping dully against his spine. Everything was moving - the motel bed curved, the ceiling fan turned lazily, the walls arched, the woman swam toward him.

"Just relax," her soft voice permeated the haze, her lips falling in and out of sync, "Just relax."

The room grew as Lark shrank, sinking down to the floor as his stone legs crumbled.

This wasn't what he'd signed up for.

[hinamie]

my left wrist is still protesting but i napped and im normal again 😌

[tenderperversion]

btw i used oasis as background noise while i was plucking my eyebrows today #ally.

[goodplace-janet]

my executives aren't functioning, help me decide which task to focus on. both are due tomorrow at midnight

[kbots]

sometimes I forget that people don’t know i work at a zoo so I told my friend I got bit by a macaw the other day and suffice it to say she was baffled

[promiscuousasexual]

same guy who basically let max shove him around in the weighing room without retaliation and literally got picked up and spun around like a disney princess by fernando is apparently out here pinning pierre to walls OKAAAYYY what in the ao3

oh my god i completely forgot about the max thing LMFAOOO how did that ever escape my mind omg like we HAVE seen esteban in a physical fight before, he just looks at you and laughs

[lovevalley45]

sometimes i have to try to find evidence of a server nickname i've had and then i am faced with the dilemma that i mostly screenshot my own messages when i say smth chaotic and cursed so my evidence of my hot frog days is just. my infamous "none of these words are in the bible" comment abt season six of legends

[athousandmorningss]

imagine my horror & confusion when the librarian informed me that I cannot, in fact, check out the book titled Kraken: The Curious, Exciting and Slightly Disturbing Science of Squid as it is a reference book.

[butter-tartz-writez]

im having thoughts maybe i have to write a dj-coded weighty drabble of sorts. Who knows. we need some debauchery in the oven

[10-4ward]

Me, two days ago: Man I don't understand why anyone would want their post to not get notes. Isn't that the whole point?

Me, today: oh