#attention acquired!

[promiscuousasexual]

pierre...and carlos...a more harmonious teammate pairing...

oh god i think this would cement the downfall of alpine, they’re gonna kill everyone around them and then each other

let alpine think it’s harmonious so that way it actually happens

[kyunniebuns]

POV: You can't tell my type and it's definitely not tall dark and handsome men who are filthy rich with the sluttiest waists known to mankind ever

[sky-snz]

(The only person around who knows guitars is sick, but yours is messed up and you need it, like, tomorrow.)

“Are you sure you wadt be to touch it?”

“Oh, you dod’t… *hsnf* have to order be adythi’g, I’b dot hungry adyway. But, I bead, if you’re offeri’g…”

“Just let be see.”

…

*hollow rattling* “…What’d you do?”

…

“*sdrff!* Where? Oh, this fret. That’s gdarly, *hsnrff!* I cad take care of that. Ady other odes like that?”

“Well, sidce I’b *ahem!* restri’gi’g it, I cad check and sand it dowd for you.”

…

“Cad you… take it, cuz I’b godda- ‘Esschh-!! *snrgk!* ‘ESCHhiu-!! *snnnrff!* Thagk you. Sorry. *snrk!* So, yeah, id the future just be mindful of leavi’g it sobewhere hubid, cuz… Well, I dod’t kdow how they do it in the tropics. I’b just sayi’g…”

“Oops. Yeah, I just swallowed by cough drop.”

“h-heiHt’ESSCHH!!-ieww, Fuck’s sake… hihh! It’s just the-hih! dust frob sanding, probhhably- ieyY’ESSCHHIEWWw!! *hsngk* ….Agh…”

…

“What happened is the ndut cabe off, see? So the bechadisb is just kide of id there. Heh. *snrf!* I thigk I cad fix it? But… Just hold od…”

“…AAESSCHHIEWWw!!! *snrff, ahem!* Excuse be. Thagks.”

“…How did you badage that?”

…

“Cobe here. Cad you hold this idside the body like this? *snrk!* I’ll just screw id the’hh… *sdrff!* Actually, cad you do it? I’b holdi’g it where it deeds to be, just… Oh doe-“

“USSCHHIU!!-*snnrgk!*-USSCHHIU!!!-*snnnrk!* ‘Kay, I’b godda let go- uH’schieww!! heihhHh, HRR’USSCHIEWWw!!!”

“Yeah… *koff, koFF! snrff!* …Pardod be, holy shit. I’b okay. It’s- whew. *snrgk!*”

“Let’s try agaid?”

…

“There we go. Those strings’ll stretch a bit, so you may have to tune it again later. But yeah. Wadda test the pickup?”

“There we go.”

“Doe sweat. *snrk!* She’s a beauty.”

…

“Aw, I told you dot to order adythig…. thagk you.”

[tea-time-terrier]

She is so so pretty but also her face is so so dumb sometimes and the only thing to do is smooch her on her little forehead!

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Velma sitting and holding onto my arm like it's a lap bar on a roller coaster

[adhd-merlin]

"I was sixteen but I'd hacked into the DVLA and the Home Office and sent myself fake ID saying I was eighteen. I rented a house out on the estate. I didn't want people asking questions so I just hid away. It was just me and then, after a bit, it was me and Hercules" lmao. they stole that dog

[subjectivemortality]

there he is

[valspoison]

You're always going to be on top, I'd consider you a famous user in the radqueer community, you're the hpd guy (gender neutral), THE attention seeker, nobody could steal your spot or brand because nobody could pull it off like you.

biggest smile in my face rn this is free therapy and comfort oughhhhhhh /pos

DAMN RIGHT I AMMMMM, CISHISTRIONICS EVEN SAY IM THE HPD GUY, I AM THE SPOTLIGHT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

AHAVAHSHS WVERY WORD OF THIS MAKES ME GO SPARKLY AND EEEEEE ILY SO MUCH ^♡^

[befuddled-calico-whump]

"...What do you want me to do?"

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[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Was suddenly possessed with the urge to draw them again

[promiscuousasexual]

same guy who basically let max shove him around in the weighing room without retaliation and literally got picked up and spun around like a disney princess by fernando is apparently out here pinning pierre to walls OKAAAYYY what in the ao3

oh my god i completely forgot about the max thing LMFAOOO how did that ever escape my mind omg like we HAVE seen esteban in a physical fight before, he just looks at you and laughs

[whump-card]

"The world was spinning dangerously" for five-sentence asks!

The world was spinning dangerously. Lark Karlo Lark staggered back until he hit the wall, dusty wooden paneling thumping dully against his spine. Everything was moving - the motel bed curved, the ceiling fan turned lazily, the walls arched, the woman swam toward him.

"Just relax," her soft voice permeated the haze, her lips falling in and out of sync, "Just relax."

The room grew as Lark shrank, sinking down to the floor as his stone legs crumbled.

This wasn't what he'd signed up for.

[hinamie]

my left wrist is still protesting but i napped and im normal again 😌

[tenderperversion-moved]

btw i used oasis as background noise while i was plucking my eyebrows today #ally.

[goodplace-janet]

my executives aren't functioning, help me decide which task to focus on. both are due tomorrow at midnight

[kbots]

sometimes I forget that people don’t know i work at a zoo so I told my friend I got bit by a macaw the other day and suffice it to say she was baffled