#athf x reader

[totallyradicalmucky]

More shake x reader art for all my freaks out there. We need to band together and write more fics or smth..

[megzscribbleznwordz]

The Aqua Teens And Love Languages!

this is kinda a mix between drabbles and headcanons? Idk... I wrote it so you can interpret it as either humanized or not, so go wild!

Frylock:

Quality Time: Oh goodness, please offer to help him with his research, I feel like he’d love to have a lab partner. Even if science isn’t your thing, he just appreciates the fact that you’re taking time to spend time with him doing something he loves. Does the same for you too, asking questions about your hobbies and interests. He definitely does research into your hobbies in his free time.

Words of affirmation: The king of oddly specific, somewhat weird compliments. Things like “you have a beautiful brain”, “your skin is so smooth”, things like that.

Physical Touch: Definitely more touchy than you’d expect. Not super into PDA, but definitely needs to be holding your hand like all the time. Eating dinner? Holding your hand. Sitting with the other Aqua Teens? Holding your hand. Any time anywhere he can, he will be.

Acts of Service: Frylock is big on acts of service. Be something simple, like tidying up your shared room; helping do daily chores; making a meal; or more complex things, like proactively helping you solve problems you bring to him if he feels like it’s in his capability.

Giving/Receiving Gifts: Definitely gives gifts of use. Accessories, books, materials related to your hobbies; Clothes and accessories that fit your aesthetic, things like that. Goes all out for valentine’s day, I feel like he’s a romantic at heart.

Master Shake:

Quality Time: Big one for outings. Loves places like arcades, retro gaming stores, bowling…Any sort of games you can play together he’s down for. Loves playing any sorts of games with you. Also a sucker for domesticity, He’d never really imagined himself to be a sappy sort, but something about chill days in cuddling and watching TV really brings a warmth to his heart.

Words of Affirmation: I feel like he’s not the type to give big dramatic heartfelt declarations of love… His affection really shows in how frequently he compliments you. Even little things, like I like the way that shirt looks on you, your hair looks cool today, things like that. He’s not the polite sort, and doesn’t really complement anybody but you.

Physical Touch: Oh my god he’s so grabby. Walking past him? You get a smack on the butt. Standing beside him? Definitely either have a hand on your waist or butt. Sitting next to each other? Definitely tries to coax you into sitting on his lap. The most smug asshole about it, too.

Acts of Service: He’ll only do things for you. He may grumble a bit about it depending on the task, but it will end up done (Probably better than you expected). I personally headcanon that he’s secretly a good cook, and he definitely puts his entire heart into trying to make you the best damn dinner around. Cooking is one of the few tasks he does without needing to be asked, and he only does it for you. Like, pointedly only cooks enough food for you two so you don’t need to share with Frylock or Meatwad.

Giving/Receiving gifts: He’s a bit of a material girl, loves receiving gifts. He really tries with gifts, but it ends up being something a bit odd. A book with a title that made him laugh, a poster for a movie you talked about exactly 1 time, things like that. He knows his own skill though, and typically gets traditional gifts for you. Think plushies, candy, flowers, the works.

Meatwad:

Quality time: Loves, loves, loves when you read him books! He can read on his own, but something about the way your voice sounds when reading aloud is so comforting to him. Please let him show you all his toys, it’ll make little man’s day. Dream Date? MC Pee Pants concert. Loves sharing the things he likes with you, and hearing about the things you like! Will definitely demand to join you next time you partake in a hobby. 

Words of Affirmation: Gives you the sweetest compliments ever. Like, your hair is so soft, your laugh is so cute, I like the way that you smile. He doesn’t go out of his way to flatter you, but simply states them when he thinks them. Very cutely awkward when it comes to receiving them, very bashful and blush. 

Physical Touch: Very cuddly. Like, whenever you guys are just hanging out he wants to hold you/be held by you. A bit more of a little spoon due to being generally smaller than most people, but absolutely loves wrapping himself around you in a close embrace. Takes after Frylock in the way he needs to hold your hand constantly.

Acts of Service: Very much a sucker for the classics. Things like holding doors for you, carrying your bags whenever you two are shopping together, trying to do all the ‘manly’ tasks for you, etc. 

Giving/Receiving gifts: Biggest maker of homemade gifts right here. Draws you, buys beads and makes you jewelry, writes and makes up stories for only you, even trying to make simple treats for you (Fudge, brownies, things like that.)

[cottondo]

where is my beautiful toxic fat man fanfiction

good food takes TIME TO COOK

[sakuralovespossums]

okok so im not the person that asked if u take requests BUT may i pretty pls request hcs for master shake x someone who's like.. the opposite of him??? could be gn but preferably fem 😭 my idea is like.. reader is soft spoken, actually cares about meatwad, pretty darn feminine..... yk u get the gist. ty vro currently under hurricane watch 😛

Human Master Shake x Fem Reader who’s his total opposite!

General HCs

When Shake went around bragging about his new girlfriend, everyone just thought he was lying like usual and ignored him. That is until they actually met you and HOLLY HELL how tf did Shake of all people manage to pull a sweetie like you?!

You’re kind, soft spoken, bubbly and always dressed in pastel colored feminine clothing and glittery makeup. You always know just what to say and easily make friends with anybody you meet

Then there’s Shake…who’s…….Shake

He acts all surprised and offended to see people act shocked when finding out you two are together

“Of course we’re together!! You think I wouldn’t be able to hit this sweet piece of cake?”

*Smacks your ass, causing you to jump and glare at him*

Deep down tho, he’s REALLY kinda insecure about your relationship and is worried your only dating him cuz you want something from him and will ditch him at any moment

It doesn’t help that he has a shitty track record with women Svetlana and Freda

But you get that and are pretty patient. So you take your time with him and try to get him to slowly open up and be more vulnerable around you when you guys are alone. Wether that’d be cooking together, running errands, cuddling on the bed, and other mundane stuff

Shake acts annoyed and bored by all this at first, but over time begins to secretly enjoy it and feels more comfortable being with you

Like he’s shocked he doesn’t just like you for your sweet tits and ass!! He now actively seeks you out all the time cuz you’re the only person who makes him feel……..relaxed? Content? He doesn’t get it but he also can’t get enough of it!

Because of this, Shake grows more possessive/jealous. He will glare at anybody who looks at you and will snatch you away when your talking too long to other people

Doesn’t care who they are, he will let them known that you. are. HIS!!!!!

He feels justified in his possessiveness tho with how naive and too trusting you can be towards other people, making you easy prey for creeps who wanna take advantage of your kindness and good looks I kinda modeled your personality after Girlfriend from Friday Night Funkin

Despite being a bit of an airhead, there are random moments where you just say the most out of nowhere intelligent stuff ever that leaves everyone (especially Frylock) stumped

Despite liking you, Shake is still an asshole and can say/do some pretty dick-ish things to you sometimes. You quickly beat his ass reprimand him for it. You’re patient but not a pushover!!!

Shake groans as you drag him along on your usual shopping sprees, carrying home bags of new clothes and makeup from Forever 21, Victoria’s Secret, and Sephora. Meanwhile he’s blushing so hard cuz HOLY SHIT YOUR HOLDING HIS HAND!!!!!!

Peeks under your short skirt whenever he can

You know that 13-in-one shampoo bottle meme? That’s you and Shake

Your aesthetic is like NewJeans, Marina,pink core y2k (you) clashed with ICP, rap rock, horror core (Shake) I don’t know any other bands besides ICP I’m so sorry!

He smells (slightly) less after you forced him to start using hygiene products

He ALWAYS has you on his lap. Wether it’s the bed, couch, Carl’s pool, doesn’t matter

You love cuddling on his lap when he’s watching TV on the sofa, kissing all over his neck and face as he grows redder and redder

Other times he’ll get you back by suddenly ducking down and straight up tongue wrestle you with a sick smirk. His large frame not letting you go anywhere

Sure, you’ll often tease and fluster him. But he’ll also show you your place and leave you a mess too ;)

One time, he took you to an ICP concert and you were both decked out in the whole goth rocker outfit like in the Juggalo episode. God, he couldn’t believe how sexy you looked going from pretty pink to hardcore goth!

Shake cooks for you often after you compliment his meals. It fills him with a type of pride he doesn’t feel from telling others his usual made up stories

You like to hug him from behind as he stirs a pot on the stove, wearing the cute pink apron you insisted he wear he’s such a housewife

Shake still acts bored and annoyed when you try to be soft with him, but you get that that’s just how he is and go along with it while teasing him

He just grumbles into your chest. When Meatwad mentions how soft he gets around you, Shake just chases him with a bat

Shake is noticeably more mellow when you’re around. But that’s only when you around. Once you leave, he goes right back to being an ass to his roommates and neighbor. Please have him move out and live with you already!!!

Relationship with other characters

You and Meatwad instantly get along!

You guys always play together in his room with his dolls. You even gave him some of your old ones, which he loved so much!! Meanwhile Shake glares from the corner

He always goes to you for questions when Frylock is too busy only to be scared off by Shake, much to your frustration

You even exchanged phone numbers so that he can call/text you whenever he needs someone to talk to Shake has deleted his number off your phone numerous times and stopped when you confronted him about it. Now he just breaks Meatwad’s phone

Whenever Shake bullies Meatwad, he threatens him that he’ll tell him on you which instantly makes him panic

Frylock was skeptical when first meeting you. Did Shake pay you to act like his girlfriend? No, not even money could make someone pretend to like Shake. Did he brainwash you with one of his devices?

Regardless, he soon came to appreciate your company and is just glad there’s finally another sensible adult around here besides him!

He’s also appreciative of you for making his life less stressful by keeping Shake in check and being a friend/guardian figure to Meatwad

You like checking out whatever new invention he’s working on and even test some out (as super dangerous as that is)

Sometimes you both stand by the front porch and make chit chat while watching Shake and Meatwad annoy Carl

Oh yeah, Carl……

This greasy ass man is always hitting on you, no matter how many times you tell him you have 0 interest and are already taken

After a while, you become…….not friends but…..acquaintances is the right word. He still hits on you bcuz it’s Carl

“So I just got my pool decked out and it’s uhh….pretty hot out. Was wonderin if…maybe you know….you wanna stop by for a swim in your uhh….favorite bikini. Maybe like the smallest pair ya got………really shows off your boobs and—

*Gets blown up. You turn around to see Shake holding a bazooka*

NSFW stuff

Listen, listen!! I know we all like to imagine Shake as a pathetic attention whore sub!! BUT I also like to imagine him as a selfish dom with a size kink and fat dick that he doesn’t know how to use lmao

You’re just so smol and soft, he can’t help it!!!

He can’t get over how your strawberry scent always lingers on his skin, your soft voice, the way your back arches……..aw shit, did he bust already?

Gets a boner just from smelling your perfume scent

You’re both whiny brats crying for attention. You for his cuddles and dick. Him for your praises

Like I said in my last Shake x Reader fic, he burned all your toys!!! You didn’t talk to him for a week after that, which left him SO upset!!

Frylock: notices your bite marks “Oh my god, y/n!! Did a wolf attack you?!”

You: “Hmm? Oh, that’s just Shake!”

Fun Fact: Shake’s jizz tastes like pistachio milkshake

[meatwadjr]

how i think,,, YANDERE! HUMAN!!Frylock and HUMAN!Master Shake would act with their S/O headcannons!

(separated)

warnings.

(its a yandere headcanons so..) cussing, gaslighting, shake being a total asshole to reader (shakes part). carl and frylock fighting (mostly getting his ass beat by frylock) frylocks part, stalking, frylock being really obsessed with reader … shake being a loser for reader. you can also imagine them how you want as humans.

FRYLOCK —

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god damn, you’re dating yandere frylock? phew praying the best for you.

he’s the type to blow up your phone, and get mad when you don’t respond or answer his calls or texts, what do you mean you can’t answer 44 of his text’s and calls? are you cheating on him or something?

he will always try his best to always be by your side, like always. always inviting you to the house, places where ever meatwad and shake go.

he has a problem with wanting to know your every move… when you slept over at his house once he installed a tracker onto your phone, and would constantly text you wondering whose house your at? who are you with and more.

you would try your best to confront frylock you would tell him how uncomfortable it made you, and that he’d should respect your privacy. but than he would hit with.

“why? what are you hiding? how come i can’t know where you are? are you trying to cheat on me, don’t you love me why can’t i know where you are?”

it was exhausting arguing with him so you gave up.

Frylocks jealousy can also be a huge problem in the relationship as once carl cat called you when you were walking to frylocks house.

it did make you uncomfortable but you tried to pay no mind but you didn’t notice frylock standing there as he had an angry expression as he grumbled walking up to carl before punching him the face as they began to wrestle on the floor as you screamed for shake and meatwad as they came rushing out.

meatwad was more help helping you try to pull frylock off carl as shake was laughing before finally helping as finally frylock got off carl who was beaten up badly.

but by far frylock as a yandere he’s so obsessed with you, having you as his lock screen, always talking about you to the point shake being irritated.

like the only guy he’d trust around you is meatwad, and for some reason gets irritated when you and shake talk

MASTER SHAKE —

who the hell wants to date a deranged no bitches having loser? me!

anyways total loser for you, everyone knows that.

he’s the type to show up drunk at your house at 3 an screaming at your window and blowing your phone up with frylocks phone who he’d stolen from.

for some reason everywhere you go shake is their, he will always try to figure out where you are, and he’ll be there just to be a asshole and annoying.

whenever you two argue it’s pretty exhausting as he uses his famous lines

“oh please, you’d be nothing without me, i’d say you’re even lucky i looked at YOUR direction”

“i could of done way better”

“oh yeah? who would wanna date you?”

and after if you avoid shake for 2 days he’ll finally give a simple sorry before acting like nothing happen which irritated you further.

he will always try to find a reason to stay at your place, whenever he goes missing frylock always calls you first to see if shakes hiding there.

he has a jealousy problem, like really, once you were talking to meatwad as he complimented your shoes as he used a baseball knocking him into the wall leading you to yell calling him physco

“well he shouldn’t flirt with MY girlfriend!”

another time he threw a drink at a guy who tried to flirt with you leading to them fighting and you and shake getting kicked out, while on their date.

he always demanded to see and look thru your phone, and if you deny he’ll press you until you give your phone to him. why wont you give it to him? are you cheating? did you find a better guy than him? than why won’t you show him?

he’ll make sure to look thru you text messages deleting random guys names off your contacts which would get you irritated because once he deleted your bosses number.

he also will go thru your camera roll than complaining that you don’t take pictures of your body more.

literally a mess when you two are alone, will be pressing his body against yours pulling and holding you close as you two lay on your bed. shake will only be craving attention for you is when you two are alone because he doesn’t want people to see him be soft if he’s lovey dovey with you.

[corpsebrained]

the absolute fucking nothing burger that is the master shake x reader tag. what yall dont want him?? because hes unpleasant and ugly????? whats wrong with all of you

[vampirically-obssesed]

Snippet

Pistachio flavoured eternity

Pairing: Vamp!Master Shake/Reader

Slight NSFW/hinted NSFW

Shake licked his lips devilishly, slipping a glove covered hand up your shirt slowly. The sensation made you writhe uncomfortably at the temperature of his hand, your heart pounding mad about the cold appendage smoothing over your chest. You were certain he could feel it, either ignoring it or relishing in the fact that he was making something hot with a pulse feel this way.

He leaned in, scratchy beard tickling your neck as he licked over your pulse, "God, you fucking bimbo... you're going to taste so good..." he hissed happily. Sinking his fangs into you, you let out a soft moan, grabbing onto his lid and letting your head roll back to give him more access.

The night went on and you lost your memory half way through your little fucked up "cuddle session," as he called it. The morning sun arose and you found yourself in bed with the monster that took you from the pond side while trying to explode ducks with baking soda and vinegar. You were nude, he... well, he's always nude. 'What the fuck even happened...' you thought, lying there while checking your body, feeling the multiple bites the dickhead left on you.

[kawaiiwritingcomputer]

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐄

🪼 hello friends!! i am a cringe friendly kinda guy, and i like to keep my mind open and indulge in writing cute little romance x reader fics!

🪼 i will write poly or love triangle request or anything you desire!! you can request headcannons or a short x reader fic from me, and i will write nsfw. you can customize it to be any kind of reader and i will try my best to represent it for you!! please specify pronouns/species/powers or whatever else i should know! thank you all <3

🍄 Hi! I’m the kind of writer that like goes with the flow. I’m more of a headcanon than a drabble or long fic king of guy, I’m not that confident in my writing! I do romance and platonic, occasionally I will do some NSFW. I definitely do write yandere context, and would be open to write for other deres as well! I’m a broad x reader type or writer but if you want specifics, I’ll still accommodate to my best ability :3

🍄 we’re just two friends who love writing and want to get into the flow of writing again! if there’s any fandoms you think we know about or would like to know if we’d write for, just ask then we’ll talk about it. happy requesting!

Our Fandoms:

Homestuck 🍄🪼

Regular Show 🍄🪼

Creepypasta 🍄🪼

Slashers / Horror 🍄🪼

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 🍄🪼

Overwatch 🪼

Samurai Jack 🪼

Demon Slayer / kny 🪼

Scooby Doo 🍄🪼

ATHF 🪼

Final Space 🪼

Adventure Time 🍄 🪼

Clone High 🍄 (season one only 🍄 ) ( 🪼 for season 2 )

DC 🍄🪼

Teen Titans 🍄🪼

South Park 🍄🪼

One Punch Man 🍄

Sailor Moon 🍄

Mythos 🍄

JJK 🍄

Five Nights at Freddy’s 🍄

[sailorsenshishitposter]

nico nico ni

Nico

Your favorite Spongebob character is Sandy Cheeks. You also have the best taste in waifus.

First Date:

Nico has repainted her van to resemble the Mystery Mobile from Scooby Doo and picks you up so she can take you to her place. Since she is only permitted to live in Nero's garage, this is where the two of you will be staying. Nico lights her blunt and you both get high. Smoking weed on top of inhaling paint fumes from the work bench has left you disoriented.

Nico pulls out a large bean bag chair for you to rest in while she fiddles around with her Shrek CRT and her Mickey Mouse DVD player. She pops in a disc of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and presses play. You glance towards your right to see that this woman has copies of Initial D which explains her driving skills. You look at her longingly and say "I love you Nicorette" and begin to play tonsil hockey.

[starlightmoon96]

Yandere Frylock(ATHF) x Female reader

I have never seen an aqua teen hunger force fanfic in the Yandere category so I though why not and be the first, loved watching aqua teen growing up and still do and figured Frylock would be perfect for a Yandere if you've seen the episode where he got stalker with a girl that fixed his computer.

If this post gets 100 likes I'll do a part 2. for Master Shack

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You had moved into the house right next to carl, the housing market in the neighborhood was good and in your spending budget. You worked from home and wanted a fresh start far away from your toxic family that only cared about your money, that and they wouldn't shut up about you not having a romance life and never wanting one. When you had first moved in the neighbor carl introduced himself to you as charming as he could, you knew his type and kind of didn't want anything to do with your new fat neighbor. And your other neighbors weren't what you expected, they where talking food monsters basically it creep you out. The talking milkshake reminded you of carl and you wanted nothing to do with him Meatwad reminded you of a child and he seemed sweet like a child, Frylock reminded you of a responsible parent among the three.

However that interaction was the start of your problems after your first week, Frylock had slowly started getting a little noisy with you coming by whenever he saw your doing yard work and offering to help you which you didn't mind the help. You where a kind person with a calm and mellow personality and apparently to Frylock you where his ideal women, you where well educated and classy despite being middle class. Frylock did invite you to his home a couple times whenever he helped you with your yard work but you turned down thee offer, you had a feeling what his home looked like and didn't want to go near it.

You didn't realize that your kind nature was what attracted Frylock and his quest in winning your heart, he did what he could in getting any information about you and even going as far as setting hidden microphones in your house when you went out in buying groceries for yourself. He fell for you more when he saw that you did volunteer work with looking after orphan children or even volunteering for city clean up in keeping yourself busy and active in the community, Frylock slowly became obsessed with you to the point where he had put a camera in your bedroom so that he would watch you sleep.

Within just a month Frylock became your stalker and it was so bad that he had made a shrine of you in his room in his closet, photo's of you out volunteering or even of you sleeping. He even had a couple pairs of your underwear that he stole as a part of the shrine, either Shake or Meatwad knew about it nor did Frylock want anyone interfering with him.

You started noticing something off with Frylock, you where surprised to see him at the orphanage where you volunteered. Along with hearing his reason sounded fake to you, things started getting more weird for you. Seeing Frylock was almost despite in being around you, it was starting to creep you out a bit after two weeks and you went with the plan to just ignore Frylock.

That was a mistake on your part....it ended up you being kidnapped by Frylock, the guy was delusional and because of his science personality he ended up performing a test in whipping out your memories and he came up with the reality for you that the two of you where engaged.

[totallyradicalmucky]

Indulgent.

[megzscribbleznwordz]

could you do a dating frylock headcanons :b

Hell yeah, dude! I'm so hype, I've gotten so many Master Shake requests but this is my first asking for Frylock! I'm so down bad for him and I refuse to hide it, so I'm so hype there's someone else who is! I hope you likeys these!

Frylock

It takes Frylock a little while of knowing somebody to fall in love with them, but whenever he does fall he falls hard. Like, stay awake at night thinking about them and constantly and silently pining hard

More likely than not his love interest started out as friendship, so spending a lot of time with him and having him invite them over much more often than before isn’t too much of a surprise

Frylock is very flirty with his significant other, no matter what point in the relationship they’re in and even before. He’s unashamed of how much he loves them, and doesn’t hesitate to express that to them

Common dates include: Museums, Book Store outings, romantic picnics, relaxed nights in, taking Meatwad on outings

Speaking of Meatwad, he definitely grows to see Frylock’s lover as a sort of pseudo-parent figure in a similar way that he views Frylock. Whenever Frylock is busy, odds are you’re hanging out with the lil’ man and having his toys proudly shown off to you.

Master Shake, however, is a bit jealous of Frylock and honestly tries to flirt with Frylock’s lover. He stops when it’s made clear they’re uninterested / with Frylock but before then nothing stops him from at least attempting. Once he's done playing "Mr. Steal Yo Lover" Master Shake is most commonly seen scolding Frylock for pretty much any physical affection. Commonly hollers at the two lovebirds to “Get a room”

Frylock is above all else a very doting lover, like 100% down bad so into his lover you have no idea

Common Pet Names include: Dear, Hun/Honey, Baby, My Love

[cottondo]

MASTER SHAKE X READER | buttercup

Chapter 10 | cruel intentions

So you might've fallen asleep in the chair next to Shake. That's twice this's happened now.

Not a big deal at all; actually, it was pretty normal by this point.

 

The feeling of somebody snuggled up in the crook of your neck was actually what woke you up. Your eyes are fuzzy and barely opening, but you hear a light snore coming from beside you, and it pulls you further out of sleep.

Shake. It was shake. Of course it was him.

His head was tucked into the crook of your neck, resting on your shoulder. Ice pack fallen on the floor, and lazy uncomfortable positions on the couch.

You exhale through your nose softly and just let him rest there. It was fine- - it wasn't the most comfortable place to be sleeping, but your tired body was genuinely just so overworked that you couldn't care any less. Moving was a hard pass right now.

You actually feel the want to tilt your head to his, so that's exactly what do. Leaning into him, and gazing over the black and blue bruise on his face.

Damn, he was genuinely just so much less annoying when he was asleep. And actually.. why did he look so attractive right now?

You feel a flutter in your chest when you look down at him.

That asshole finally stole your heart, didn't he?

Damn.

You feel a small stir from beside you, as he tried stretching out with what little room he had in the cramped position the two of you were in.

"Shake," you whisper with a weak smile, hoping to get him to wake up.

He only rolls away from you, mumbling a little grunt or tired noise in return. Your lips curl to a light smirk as you slightly lean over his shoulder and place a hand to him.

"Mmhhn... what?" His voice snaps with a bit of annoyance. You draw back, sitting normally in your spot again. "Never mind— Nothing,"

He sighs, eyes staying closed as he gently begins to fall back to sleep.

You sit there, defeatedly, mentally admitting to yourself that you might've just wanted some meaningless morning conversation with him.

Your muscles ache a bit as you lay there. This chair was definitely not meant for two people, especially not after working a twelve hour.

Struggling for a moment, you wiggle yourself up and out of the chair. When you stand to your feet, you feel the tense muscles in your calves and feet kicking on. Yuck.

You stretch out your body, and yawn.

Moving to the kitchen, you make yourself some coffee. Once it was to your liking, you walk it outside and decide to sit on the front step of the house.

You let out a soft sigh at the fresh air hitting your skin. Sometimes you gotta just reground yourself with reality and have a nice coffee in peace- -

"Y/N! Hey, good mornin!"

Nope.

You look up and see Carl making his way towards you with a bit of an eager smile on his face. It wasn't easy to hold back the slight annoyance in your features, but you managed.

"Hey Carl." You reply, bringing the mug to your lips and sipping the coffee.

He stands with his hands on his hips as he looks down at you. "Whatchu doin' out here? .. All alone? —Lookin' beautiful."

You shrug, snuggling into your hoodie. "I just wanted a minute to myself. I lost my job last night."

Carl makes a lopsided smile down at you, obviously trying to feel some sort of sympathy. "Oh man . . Sorry to hear that."

You sigh, leaning your elbow to your knee, hand holding your cheek. "Thanks. It sucks."

Carl put a hand to the back of his neck and looked away briefly. You noticed the form of a frown crawling up his features, and for a moment, you actually felt some respect for him. "What happened?" He asks.

You lean back on your hand, tilting your head up at him. There's a soft look of annoyance on your face as you think about it. "Asshole inside." You point your thumb behind you to the door you sat in front of. "He started a fight with a customer."

His brows raised, "Drink cup?" Carl asks, humored. "What, did he get his ass beat? What the hell happened?"

You smile with annoyance at the thoughts and shake your head. "There was a customer yelling at me, and I guess he didn't really like that."

"Wow." He stated it like it was a surprise to him. "Good for you- you've got somebody to kiss your ass." He narrows his eyes with a dull look.

"No—" You shake your head. "Not good; I lost my job because of it." You say, frustrated. "I mean, I guess it was kinda nice he was willing to get a black eye for me . ."

Carl caught you smiling to yourself over the idea of it. He swats you off with a little look of knowing annoyance. "Don't tell me you're fallin' for him?"

You shrug into your hoodie, shy and embarrassed by the fact that it was most definitely beginning to be true. You were.

"No, no no. Trust me, you do not wanna get it on, with that." He points at you, shaking his head. "He's unstable— seriously, the dude's got some major issues." Carl begins to go on, narrowing his eyes a bit at the idea of it all.

"I'd suspect you to be with fryman first, before trying Shake."

You cringe at the idea of that, and you were sure that Frylock would, too. You two were just really good friends. That was it. He never even tried to make a move on you, and he could've if he really wanted to.

 

"Hell no, frylock is literally just a good dude to me. I don't look at him like that." You hold back the crinkle in your nose as best as you can as you say that. Carl shrugs, rolling his eyes.

"But you can see Shake as someone you'd wanna be with?" He asks, almost taunting the idea to you.

You shrug again, considering the idea of it.

Yeah, you would.

Your head instinctively nods, and you find yourself looking up at him. "Yeah, I guess."

"Damn." Carl looks away with disappointment clear in his features. You raise a brow, suddenly curious as to why he cared so much, anyway.

"Well, good luck with all of that. If you ev'a change your mind, you know where to find me." And with that, he walks off.

 

You shudder off that idea as well, and go back to sipping on your coffee cup.

The silence to yourself outside didn't last for more than twenty minutes. You guessed it was enough to finish your mug, and scroll a little bit through your phone, but not as long as you'd like it to be.

From inside, you could hear arguing. It was distant, like it was behind a few other walls, but still audible enough for you to pick up.

Welp, guess you should probably go see what's going on, and get in on the drama.

You let out a small sigh, stand to your aching feet, and head on in. The talking got quieter once the front door closed behind you, which led to some suspicions on your end.

Your eyes narrow slightly as you walk the empty coffee mug to the sink, placing it inside.

Voices mumbled and muffled behind the wall, and you slowly start to make your way into the hallway, trying to be sneaky.

"You're gonna scare her away like you did with Freda." Meatwad says, looking up at shake with a frown.

You peek around the corner of the doorway and innocently listen in on their conversation.

Shake scoffs, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes away from the boy in defense. "No I won't! And besides, she's nothing like Freda-"

"Right; Y/N actually likes your dumb ass for some reason." Meatwad snickers.

Okaaay, drama time.

You pop your head into the room with curiosity and take a step inside. "Who's Freda?"

"Y/N!" Shake's head snaps towards you, eyes wide, and Meatwad smiles innocently.

"Oh, hi y/n! We were just talking about you!" Meatwad beams up at you, innocent, and smiling. Shake glances down to him, a brow raising.

"Frylock had to make a—"

Before meatwad could continue, Shake desperately gathers Meatwad up in his arms, and holds a hand over the boys mouth. You notice the nervous smile on shake's face as he lets out an edgy little chuckle at you. "It was nobody! Freda doesn't even exist,"

Meatwad glares behind shake's hand, and from what you can tell, tries to bite it. Shake let's out a yelp of disgust and pulls his hand back, dropping the boy. "You little shit!"

The boy wiggled out of Shake's hold, and quickly speaks, "She was made for Shake because his ass was lonely! But she dumped him, too." Meatwad smirks at you, knowing how much Shake wanted to strangle him for that.

Shake steps forward, desperate. "WHAT? He's lying, Y/N!" Shake glares down at the boy, and grabs his arm, "Too many cartoons rotting his puny brain!" He speaks through gritted teeth, eyes narrowed. His hand drags him into a choking arm lock. His hand closes to a fist, and nuggies the boy's head.

"Ow! Let go!" The boy whines, struggling.

"Shake!"

You didn't even know what to say- - all you could do right now, is lunge at Shake, and grab meatwad from his arms. You hold the boy in a protective hug, his arms swinging around your neck as he was picked up by you.

"Okay- I don't know who the fuck Freda is, what she was, or could be— but I don't care." You snap, holding Meatwad close to you.

Shake let out a nervous chuckle as he spoke, and you raise a brow, "She was nothing! It's not like I was in love with her, or wanted her to come back to me every day of my life—" Shake snaps, then, in an instant, shows a look of regret on his face. Eyes wide, cursing under his breath, he suddenly had a flushed color rising to his face.

You stood there, blinking a few times at him. Your blood ran still, and your mind seemed to freeze for a moment. "What?"

"Nothing! Nothing, I didn't say anything." Shake scrambles, desperately looking for an escape route out of this mess.

You frown slightly as meatwad leans his head to your shoulder. "Who was she?"

Shake shifted uncomfortably, staying silent. God forbid he lets himself feel things in a healthy way.

Meatwad smiles, looking at you. "Frylock built a robot. He lied about it for a bit, and she and Shake met at the park one day."

Shake intervenes, "Meatwad, I swear-"

That was.. incredibly sad. Like, wow.

"Frylock knew Shake's lonely."

"Shut your face! I'm not!" Shake glares, face burning with embarrassment. "I've got tons of hot babes all over me, all the time!"

You narrow your eyes at him a bit, shaking your head. Setting Meatwad back down on his feet, you shudder off the uncomfortable feeling this entire conversation gave you.

"Okay, whatever this is," you make a hand motion, "I don't want it." You speak up, trying to sound casual, but deep down, just sort of feel a bit upset by it all.

So, did he still love her? -Whatever she was? Did you care?

 

Ew, feelings are weird, and you didn't like the ones Shake gave you. Why the hell was he still in love with some machine, when you were right here?

You start to step out of the room. Obviously it wasn't that big of a deal- - but you just didn't want to feel trapped in the middle of this weirdness.

"Nonono— wait, y/n, please," Shake ran after you, grabbing your arm. You turn to look back at him and frown at the grip his hand held on you. "It was only until you came back!"

You pause, eyeing him cautiously.

"I don't like her anymore. She was nothing! Not even real," his laugh was nervous as hell, smile weak and sloppy. "She's a whore!"

Your eyes widen at the choice of words being used, and you instantly draw back. "I believe you," your voice is a little tense when you pull yourself out of his grasp. Those words were aimlessly said, because you knew deep down you didn't.

Shake looks down at you, seemingly contemplating what to do next in what little time he had.

"I'm sorry- - I didn't know you were back inside." He throws out there, hoping in some sense it could change things. If anything, that only made it worse.

You shrug, and shift away from him anyway. "It's whatever."

He groans, turning to look back at Meatwad with a glare. "See what you did! Why'd you have to bring her up?"

The boy glares, a look of confusion twisting into his annoyance. "Me? I didn't bring her up!"

You look between the two, and instantly feel something uncomfortable settling into your chest. "Okay, imma give you guys some space," your tone takes on a bit of insecurity, and you quickly turn to leave.

Heading over to your bedroom, you slip inside and feel the racing questions enter your mind as you close the door behind you.

Was it really that serious? You're probably just overreacting. Maybe it was just a random topic that got brought up and turned into something deeper- - it happens sometimes.

What if Shake is just using you and really didn't care..?

Oh no.

You knew there was something toxic within you to feel things for Shake, but like, maybe you needed to raise your standards? But do you deserve to? Shit.

Instantly, you find yourself rage cleaning. Moving things out of the way, finishing up the rest of the box that had been sitting beside your bed on the floor for weeks now.

—But it wasn't combating the thoughts, and now you didn't know what else to do to make them go away. Maybe frylock would wanna to go to the bar..

There's just so many thoughts at once. It's loud, and annoying. You break down the now empty box and fold it neatly, laying it on the floor next to the door.

'What ifs' and accusations kept flooding your mind without an end. Why the hell aren't they going away?

"Hey," Shake snaps you from your thoughts, suddenly standing at the doorway of 'your' room. "Can you just listen to me for a second?"

You stop cleaning, letting out a trembly sigh, and turn to face him. Why the hell are your hands shaking?

"Okay," you mumble, looking up at him. Secretly, you're kind of thankful he was there.

The male steps in the room, closing the door behind him as he found it. With quick steps, he makes his way in front of you, grabbing your hands almost in a plead for your attention.

Does he notice your shaking?

"Meatwad was being stupid and asking me questions about you. I told him that obviously you were into me- - and that.. I.. well, I think you're hot." He says, catching your furrowing expression, which made him follow up to cover himself, "-And, you know, sometimes I think I feel whatever happy is supposed to feel like, when you're around me,"

You blink up at him, curious and eager to hear more from him. Wherever this was going, it seemed like it was somewhere.

"But, Freda got brought up- and I guess I'm just scared to lose you. Again." He admits.

Holy shit- - Shake? Admitting to you that he was scared?

You understood where he was coming from. The past you two had before your ex, it was there, whether you wanna admit it or not.

 

When you don't reply yet, lost in pondering, you feel him letting go of your hands, and watch as he starts to pace the small space anxiously. "You know, you really fucking hurt me when you left." he says, a tone of frustration hiding under the anger he showed.

Guilt floods into your chest as you look at him. "I'm sorry,"

"No, you chose that douchebag over me! And then you got hurt," he scoffs, stopping in his tracks to look at you. "You kept making me want you. Like you were playing with my head," he narrows his eyes at you.

Guilty. Because you never know what you want.

Deep down, too, you knew how it probably made him feel. You've just decided to brush it all off over the past year because you didn't want to deal with it anymore.

"I didn't mean to. It just sort of happened." You try and excuse your actions, but there was a weight to them that just didn't feel light enough to keep brushing off anymore. "He asked me to move in with him, a-and I just couldn't say no. I thought he loved me."

"Oh, but I didn't?" He snaps.

Frozen, you stare at him and watch the instant regret of vulnerability on his face flooding into his features.

You both stand there for a minute, silent and awkward. The air was thick with a sense of tension that you didn't like feeling.

He clears his throat, and looks away.

Fuck.

"When I was hanging around more, I liked you too. And that's why I left." You admit, maybe harsher than you meant it. "With him."

He frowns a bit, his ego taking a hit of damage. "What do you mean?"

"I was scared that I was gonna love you." You fidget for a second before looking away, out the window. Your heart was racing inside your chest. Sweating out of the palms of your hands. This feels awful.

Shake hesitates before tilting his head slightly.  "Well . . Do you?"

 

There's a sinking feeling in your stomach, a flutter in your chest and head. Your body was trying to regulate whatever emotion he was making you feel. It was something unfamiliar.

"I don't know," you fidget.

"Oh," Shake says. "What do y— why don't you know?"

You shrug, avoiding your gaze away from him, and feeling vulnerable once again. Honestly, you just couldn't give him an answer to that yet. And you wanted to run.

He then sighs heavily, a visible hint of annoyance behind it.

"You know, you told me something when you were drunk that one night we went to the club." He says, crossing his arms.

A rush of anxiety comes over you as you look to him. "What?" You ask, nervously.

"You said you were trying to fix someone that was broken. You thought he'd 'change', blah blah blah." He makes a hand motion, sticking out his tongue with disgust. "Big surprise, you couldn't change him. And then you started crying! Over that ex!"

You frown, a little bit irritated. "Yeah- no shit! I was fucking upset and drunk," Your voice raises back at him.

"Where are you going with this? A-And why do you even care? You're still in love with some fucking robot." Your arms crossed over your chest as you shift away from him.

"I'm not!" He groans heavily, tilting his head back with dramatics. "That stopped when you came back!"

Oh.

You pause again, thinking of what to say.

"So, you're not just using me?" You ask, exposed, and looking over your shoulder at him with a bit of a frown.

"No! What the hell," he steps forward, face scrunched up with confusion. "Do I need to make it any more clear for your blind ass!?" He yells, frustrated. "Are you losing your vision? You're obviously on your way out from alcohol poisoning or some shit, because I've been making it very clear how I feel about you."

You knew he liked you. You've known for two years- - but you didn't think it was actual feelings. You figured he just liked the attention you were giving him. He craves that shit, and you've been giving it to him like free handouts.

He follows whatever gives him the time of day like a loose dog.

"I just thought you wanted me because I can actually tolerate your dumb ass." You say, defensively, closed off.

He shakes his head, frowning with annoyance. "No! Y/N you know I like you. I just want you to like me."

You pause, inhaling a soft, shaky breath. Man, your emotions and feelings are all out on the line now.

"I do like you." You say, eyes darting over his features to not miss a reaction.

"Then what's the problem?" He asks, visibly getting annoyed with your indecisiveness.

You pause, scared to show someone how you really felt. Sometimes you just, froze. Scared that it would only get used against you in the future again.

Your mind shifts to a random thought, a coverup, a lie, an excuse- - and you confidently say it through your teeth.

"Freda."

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HAIIIIIII I loved ur athf love language post smsmsmsmsm......... can u done one for the mooninites plsssss :333 (specifically ignignokt but u can do err too if u want...sorry I am very autistic and very gay)

I'm so glad that you liked it! Full disclosure I was a bit weirdly nervous about posting it because that's like the only piece I have so far that I didn't get a request for and just wrote because I felt like it.

Ignignokt

Quality Time: He loves literally everything that has you two spending time together… talking you out on dates, having you tag along on his trouble causing, just hanging out while you’re partaking in your hobbies… as long as it’s time spent with you, it isn’t wasted. Even if you two are just chilling together he’s having a great time because it's you who’s there with him.

Words of affirmation: You can tell he loves you when he compliments you. He literally never compliments anybody, besides you and Err. His compliments are also more frequently based on ability or personality, rather than appearance. Ex. You’re getting good at that; I admire your ability to bring me joy; I like when you’re here with me

Physical Touch: Really handsy. Not big on grand displays of PDA But needs to have his hands on you somewhere so people know you’re his. Commonly seen with an arm loosely draped around your form, holding your hand, or resting a hand on your lower back. Very casual with affection

Acts of Service: He never does favors for anyone else, this is another point where you can tell he really cares for you. Even small things, like passing the salt at the dinner table would be refused for everyone except you

Giving/Receiving Gifts: Showers you in stolen gifts. Definitely steals things for you, and if you ask where it’s from he’ll say he found it. You both know he’s lying but if it’s Ignignokt you’re dating, you’re gonna have to get used to petty crime as a love language.

Err

Quality Time: Err is another who’s pretty down to do anything as long as you’re also there. He doesn’t mind sitting back and letting you plan dates, although if you express interest in his opinion he’ll provide some ideas. If you ask him, the best dates are the ones you spend at home watching shitty movies and ordering dinner.

Words of Affirmation: Definitely the type to shower you in compliments. It’d range from joking, silly ones to tender and serious on the flip of a dime. The type to tell you you don’t stink too bad to I never realized somebody could be so sweet in the same breath.

Physical Touch: Hold him please. Err constantly and forever begging you to hold him. He loves being the ‘little spoon’ of the relationship. Expect tons of kisses, absolutely covering you in kisses… any kind anywhere. Also bites, he chews on you a lot. In the way a teething dog does.

Acts of Service: Very similar to Ignignokt in the way that he never does anything for anybody else besides you. Like, the smallest thing he gives a very emphatic no to unless you’re the one asking him to do it.

Giving/ Receiving Gifts: Also steals things to give you, but owns up to it strongly. Like Hell yeah I stole that for you! Only the best for my babe!. A bit of a material girl deep down, he definitely takes being given gifts as like the highest compliment. Like damn, you like him enough to spend actual real money and effort on him?

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Any more master shake relationship headcannons? For research purposes of course

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of my all time favorite adultswim shows and I will never be done talking about it or it's characters <3 Sorry for the delay, I hope you likeys!

Master Shake

Cockiest and flirtiest motherfucker out there with his significant other. He’s like this already pre-relationship, but it grows tenfold once he’s certain his s/o is down for it

He’s an ass, that doesn’t change just because he has a lover… but he definitely is a lot more specific and considerate about how he’s an ass. (Ex. if he knows his significant other is sensitive about a specific topic he actively chooses to put their comfort over his asshole-ishness.)

Shake is very forward and direct in the way he speaks to his significant other, which leads to brutal honesty in almost every context that could call for it

He’s surprisingly good at cooking, and commonly makes dinners for him and his lover. Shake takes his lover’s tastes into account too! (Ex. If his partner is vegan he learns how to make vegan dishes, if his lover has religious exclusions he adapts his cooking accordingly, etc.)

Shake is surprisingly thoughtful and sweet with his partner, pulling out some of those old traditional romantics (Holding doors, pulling out and pushing in chairs for you, things like that.)

Common Pet Names: Babe/Baby are the biggest ones, Honey too. In more tender moments, Love / Lovey

He’s very whiny and very touchy. This combines in order to create a perfect storm of him groaning in irritation every time you pull away from a hug, or if you have to get out of bed first. Commonly heard is a groggy, sleepy groaned out “Bbbbbaaaaaaabbbbbeeeeeeee!”  whenever you get up in the morning.

A night owl, loves staying up late with his partner playing video games, watching shitty movies, and catching up on the latest series you two have been into

Common Dates include: Arcade dates, Retro Game Stores, Ax Throwing/Bowling/Pretty much any game, Movie Nights (Both at home and in theaters)

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I'd like to request dating headcanons for Ignignokt and Err but in context of a poly relationship (they are both dating reader). Pls and thank u these guys have taken over my life <3

Full disclosure this is my first time writing anything for a Poly! ship so please let me know if I missed the mark with anything! With that being said, I hope you enjoy! I had a lot of fun writing for them :3

Ignignokt & Err

They share a partner surprisingly well. Initially it’s a bit odd adding a third person into their mix but Ignignokt and Err are both similar and different enough that things go well

Ignignokt typically takes initiative more than Err when it comes to planning dates, but Err is better at spur-of-the-moment ideas and unplanned excursions

Along with this, they have very different ways of showing they love you. Ignignokt takes on a lot of the responsibilities in the relationship so you and Err can relax, Err takes on keeping the mood light so you and Ignignokt can always have smiles on your faces!

Both are very physically affectionate of both you and the other, cuddle piles and group hugs are very common

Common dates include: Arcade trips, Movie Theater tips, Amusement Park dates… Although Ignignokt and Err are good at making pretty much any hang-out into a date, even just relaxing at home becomes a romantic event with them!

The boys are also very good when it comes to spending independent time with you. Err wants to see a movie Ignignokt has no interest in? That’s alright, Ig can hang back and plan dinner while you and Err go to the movies!

Full disclosure Ignignokt loves being the ‘planner’ of the relationship, he’s the one who plans most of the dates, the meals, the trips, etc

They absolutely brag about you to the Plutonians any chance they get…they’re a couple of assholes but hey, you already know that if you’re dating em’!

They both show you off to everyone in town pretty much…I mean how could they not show off their cutest partner?