#at this point idgaf whos the traitor

[ritzcuit]

it's no secret that i am a massive fan of spirit of justice, except more specifically, i am a massive fan of datz are'bal, and More specifically, i'm a fan of datz's relationship with dhurke, which i widely have to extrapolate from context clues bc this game hates me. so i often reread the transcripts, of 6-3 and 6-5, to reflect upon the nature of datz are'bal.

well... the way he talks abt dhurke drives me crazy mostly. and i wanted to compile all the freak moments where he yaps about dhurke and the kids. Plus some random extra bits... think of it like a dhurkedatz manifesto, if you want

screenshots using the ace attorney wikia transcript. soj spoilers ahead. Obviously

we have to start midway through the third case, 'cause up until this point datz had brain damage. anyway "brother in arms" gay. "just like you!" gay. Ok not that gay. but it demonstrates datz's entire purpose for being in this game, "im going to tell you about dhurke sahdmadhi in great detail"

oh god It's starting. this is from inspecting the board of photos in the defiant dragons' office.. sorry i forgot datz's other purpose for being in this game, "i'm going to tell you about dhurke sahdmadhi's kids in great detail." i cant. hes so. endlknfgdf

just all this yapping for no reason. it's like a guy showing you photos of his kids in his wallet. Yeah he went to school to study revolution^_^ being close enough to that family to know how much yuty looked up to dhurke is so... to know yuty's motivations... why do you know all this, datz?! do you think he would help yuty study for law school 🥺well dhurke definitely did too, but like...what if both of them helped 🥺

"dhurke's been beside himself" as if datz didn't just wistfully reminisce about how yuty used to be the pride of the dragons. you are NOT an impartial party my man! "we all thought! we were sure...!" it makes me wonder how many other rebels would know that dhurke was torn up over losing his son like this. he puts on a strong face, right, like everyone in ace attorney... but datz is at least close enough to see him struggling with it. like come awn

just more yapping. mind you, datz is currently pretending to be abandoning the revolution right now (though you probably can interact with this afterwards, when he gives up on that). but still. pov you went to a defector to get info on the defiant dragons, but all he's doing is talking about their leader's sons for no damn reason

BC IT'S THE LIKE. EAGERNESS. THAT GETS ME. he knew those kids and by god he is going to tell you about them 😭

inspecting the old sign........... it brings to mind a datz who used to hang around in dhurke's old office with him, like maya does phoenix, just being in his business for no good reason. young 20 somethings with the whole world open to them. "this place has seen better days" and i know damn well datz was seeing them too! Gay

talking to datz directly, this is under "dhurke the attorney" and the fanboying Begins in earnest. again, theoretically, he is pretending to defect from the dragons right now. it's like he was fucking vibrating waiting for phoenix to ask him about his best friend. "he was a force to be reckoned with! he was a juggernaut, as mighty as a dragon!" YOU! ARE! GAY! just geeking out over how cool dhurke was for NO REASON

STOP

Like i cannot express how much of a fucking geek he sounds like right here. "oh i'm defecting from the dragons cus dhurke is a traitorous snake. Anyway he's SO FUCKING COOL :)" he literally sounds awestruck. He would never surrender... sparkling eyes... EW

while breaking datz's psyche locks. gay

i dont even have anything to say. "that look in your eyes... it's just like dhurke's" Yeah i bet you pay attention to what dhurke's eye looks like you little freak. i bet dhurke said something rly cool in court one time and you fell in love with him then and there. Ewwwww Throws hammers. also i just like these lines it's very badass of him. datz said ok ill die for the dragons idgaf and phoenix said IGAF VERY MUCH PERSONALLY I LOVE NOT DYING

pff

later on, after all topics were cleared, datz exposition dumps some more. nothing actually that interesting but "dhurke was framed, i'm telling ya!" is sooo cute to me. it makes me wonder how many rebels do still think dhurke's guilty, but are critical of the ga'ranian regime for other reasons. probably a lot, right? thinking about datz defending dhurke's innocence to other dragons, but then dhurke's like... datz it's fine if they think i'm guilty, so long as they still agree with our cause. it isn't about me it's about the greater good of khura'in. and datz is like. OK BUT THEY'RE STILL WRONG THOUGH 😭😭

"it's like dhurke used to say" fanboy. there's no other words for it

"fangs of the defiant dragons" is an interesting thing. datz calls himself that thrice (once during the trial after he regains his memory and once later on in 6-5). i don't know what it means. LOL i even made my friend who knows japanese hunt down the original line to try and understand it, and we got nothing bc it's basically identical. it gives off the impression that He's Him, tm, he's The Guy, who does shit.. which isn't actually very dhurkedatz, but it's dhurkedatz to me. so much of dhurke IS the revolution, and the dragons. their entire relationship is through the revolution and the dragons. so it stands to reason that if datz is important to the dragons, then he's important to...?well you know

like the defiant dragon bites down and doesnt let go. it needs fangs to bite, of course.......oh the crucial datz...crying

that's basically it for 6-3, except the very end-

aw. theyre hanging out :)

cutting to 6-5 because 6-4 has nothing for us. i have dreams that 6-4 actually has datz in it somewhere and i just never checked, because there's something wrong with me

datz isn't here yet.. this is from inspecting charley, obvs. who's "we" though. you know who we is? it's datz. now. to me. it's dhurke and datz. they lost aj and then yuty ok let them have their cactus. This could also just be a lie ENDFKLNGDF But its too easy to imagine datz getting a cactus and being like "it's like aj! 'cause of it's spines!" and dhurke is Just enough of a sad lonely old man to keep it around. until it like dies i guess rip apollo

talking to dhurke under "request" gives us this. My Compatriot. god made them compatriots bc they would be unstoppable as canon lovers. my compatriot. i should smack u. THATS UR FANGS IDIOT -_- Anyway it's clear from how much datz yaps abt him, but it's nice to have confirmation that apollo remembers him too :) running around him... maybe its "running around with him"? i wouldnt know. but still...so cute..what if i cried rightnow

a whole bunch of nothing bc they're keen on hiding him from me. this is ages later while inspecting the suitcase in archie buff's house. dhurke...thats ur knucklehead...

apollo remembering enough about datz to make fun of him *wiping tear from eye*im so happy *sniffling*

talking to paul atishon, who does not matter. dhurke... hes your buffoon....

but don't worry. he's here. it's datz. everyone get excited. it's time for The Scene, of which i have actual screenshots

this is my "intellectual attraction" this is my "unnecessary feelings" my "her respect as a coworker wasn't all i wanted" orhowever that shit goes. Dhurke! You're a sight for sore eyes! it's so nothing compared to those other three, but i can't help it. I love it so much.....

i love datz being such a freak who can't calm down for 5 minutes. i love dhurke being so understated here. its so funny. he said girl calm down it's just me 😭 and datz's stupid big ass smile once he realizes it's oomf.. i knew you'd come save me!

it's worth noting that in jp, according to my friend who knows these sorts of things, "you're a sight for sore eyes" is just "My partner!" with partner being aibou, which is also used for phoenix/edgeworth, klavier/daryan, and asougi/ryuunosuke. It's too much...datz likes him so bad. get a ROOM!

theyre both so weird

if you present the founder's orb transfer agreement, you get this exchange. please...the banter. i wish we got 50000p more pages of this.

Anyway um it turns out i hit image limit ...smiles cheekily...i could replace the sight for sore eyes pics with one screenshot, but i wont, bc its that important To Me. well. ill continue this in a part 2 because there is still plenty more to be seen

[lamemaster]

The Beer Slayer

Request: Could you do Glorfindel for the what the hell is happening event? All the situations your writing for feel so refreshing and I quite like your writing by the way!

Pairing: Glorfindel x Reader

Genre: College au

AN: Thanks for requesting!! I am glad you like my writing. (What in the Hell is Happening Event)

A throbbing headache assaulted Glorfindel the moment he woke up. The world swam before his eyes, and the remnants of last night's festivities threatened to erupt from his stomach. He squeezed his eyes shut, desperately trying to piece together the fragmented memories of the previous evening.  

There was the pub, of course, celebrating the end of a particularly grueling exam week. And then… there was you. Laughter, shared stories, a warmth that spread through him that had nothing to do with the ale. He vaguely recalled kissing you, the memory sending a jolt through him.

A gentle shake on the shoulder startled him from his reverie. He squinted open his eyes to see your glorious form silhouetted against the window. You were dressed in something ridiculously impractical – thigh-high boots? In your dorm room? Or were you in his room? His brain, still sluggish from the hangover, couldn't quite grasp the logic.

"We have Anth 364 in 15 and I am not driving you there," you declared, your voice laced with amusement. You zipped up those ridiculous boots, the sound strangely hypnotic. A frown creased your brow as you leaned closer.  "Glorfindel, can you hear me? Wake up!"

The warmth of your breath tickled his ear, and Glorfindel's heart hammered against his ribs. He was this close to you, close enough to feel the heat radiating from your body. His traitorous lips twitched, the memory of your almost-kiss. But then you spoke again, your voice laced with a familiar authority that snapped him back to reality.

"Get dressed, our group needs to present this week." There you were, his group leader – the one person who could turn from a pleasurable fantasy into a focused, albeit slightly grouchy, leader. He forced a smile, the weight of responsibility settling on his shoulders.

That's how you both met. A silly group project for a gen-ed that every single one of your group members made a point to whine about. And, you, the biochem major somehow found yourself leading a pack of finance students who operated on "good vibes only" logic.  You were a force of nature in that class, a try-hard who wouldn't hesitate to pull an all-nighter or two to get an A.

He loved you, the minute you self-designated yourself as the leader in that class full of idgafs. There was something undeniably attractive about your determination, the way your brow furrowed in concentration and your eyes sparkled with a competitive fire.

Glorfindel would not have believed last night to be true if not for your presence in his room. How he had ended up belting out karaoke with you, the picture of drunken abandon, was a complete mystery.  And the even bigger mystery was how you, the ever-responsible leader, had somehow ended up at his favorite bar at the exact right time.  Perhaps it was fate, or maybe it was just the cheap beer specials.

"Right," he mumbled, scrambling out of bed. "Presentation�� yes, of course. Wouldn't want to let the team down, would we?" He avoided your gaze, a blush creeping up his neck. The group presentation suddenly felt like a monumental task, a distraction he desperately needed from the confusing feelings you stirred within him.

But as he stole a glance at you, his heart skipped a beat. Maybe, just maybe, there was more to this biochem brainiac than he initially thought. And maybe, just maybe, last night wasn't a fluke.

He for once couldn't find himself to skip a single class with you in it. The looming specter of the semester ending sent a shiver down his spine. The thought of diverging paths, of your focused gaze no longer seeking his across the lecture hall, was unbearable. He had to do something, anything, to keep you in his life.

And so, dragging his glorious nude self from the bed, Glorfindel dressed faster than light. Following you, to get the ride that you never offered. “Wait for me!” He called after you, knowing full well that a ride in your well loved Honda Civic was not to be missed.

[transkingbee]

NO ONE IS TRYING TO GROUP TRANS MEN IN WITH WOMEN WE FUCKING KNOW WE AREN’T WOMEN THATS WHY WE’RE TRANS. BUT CAN YOU STOP FOR TWO FUCKING SECONDS AND LOOK AT THIS LIKE A CISHET TRANSPHOBE FOR A SEC?

I do not look like a cis man. I am likely never going to look like a cis man because that’s just not my transition goals. But even if I did and even those who “pass” have people who 1. Knew them before they transitioned and/or 2. Find out that they are trans and not a cis man.

It doesn’t matter at that point what we identify as or what we look like. To a cishet person we are a woman. My positionality in terms of the oppression I face from cis people isn’t about my gender identity, it’s about their perception of me. They now perceive me as 1. A woman, and 2. A traitor to my sex. So the oppression we face is transphobia, yes, but it’s ALSO MISOGYNY.

We experienced misogyny before we started transition and that doesn’t magically go away because we identify as a man. The world doesn’t give a shit what we identify as the world doesn’t give a shit who I am as a person they see me as a woman and a “delusional gender ideologist who preys on children and betrayed their sex for power and someone who needs to be fixed (corrective rape) and a pervert and a fat ugly dyke who couldn’t get a man so she had to transition.”

We aren’t trying to lump in with you, we aren’t talking over you, we aren’t trying to play oppression Olympics or “who has it worse” and we aren’t trying to claim that our oppression is exactly the same. We are trying to talk about our experiences amongst ourselves and our community. And it would be great if we could get a little support and a little trans unity.

And I’m definitely not saying it’s “all trans women” either, I know many wonderful trans women who don’t buy into radfem ideology and I would die for any of you even the ones who do. But I’m sick of being treated like we are being misogynistic and unreasonable when we are just trying to talk about OUR experiences with the intersection of transphobia and misogyny because it’s ALSO a problem. And idgaf what word we use to talk about it but we need something and I don’t think we need to nitpick the etymology of every single word we try to use.

And I’m sorry but it is absolutely lateral transphobia and violence when you threaten (or even joke) to FORCIBLY IMPREGNATE TRANS MEN just because they DISAGREE with you.

If you truly think trans men aren’t women, then why are you clinging so hard to the terf concept of “sex based oppression”? You are working really hard to group trans men in with women, don’t you see how transphobic that is?

i. am going to lose my mind.

[midoriayuh]

oh so we got hagakure, aoyama, AND KIRISHIMA  that didn’t see izuku to give him an emotional sentiment. 

[rhaenyra-the-gracious]

☕️ Daenerys shouldn’t have to die in the books, (she shouldn’t have died on tv either but alas!) J*n is useless and so is t*rion (I’m talking about their show counterparts here, although I dislike book! T*rion as well and idgaf about book!j*n tbh) AND Sansa could have been a great character (I hope George RR martin doesn’t waste her potential) hadn’t the writers butchered her lmao ☕️

Oh, well. Let’s see. I haven’t read the books, because I don’t like GRRM, and after the show I definitely won’t put time and effort into it. To be brutally honest with you, I stopped watching the show at one point in the past, I simply cannot manage how they handled women, it was a disgrace, I just saw the edits/gifsets, read the metas, watched/watch Daenerys’ parts on Youtube. I came back only for the last season, and I got fucked up big time. Again. 

Having said that it’s true that I’m not a GoT/ASoIaF expert. But yeah, the books shouldn’t end with her death, ESPECIALLY not how she died in the show. It’s just a SHAME. I don’t see the Jon of season 8 as Jon from the previous seasons, he’s just a blabbering idiot comparing to earlier seasons’ Jon. I liked Tyrion in the beginning, but he murdered Shae, didn’t he. And he played a serious part in murdering Daenerys too, so no sympathy shared here either. I really liked Shae. (Not to speak of Daenerys lol.)

Sansa. I never liked her tbh. She was spoiled brat, Lady had to die because of her. But I agree that D&D sort of butchered her too. She was playing her mindgames, but at least she wasn’t a traitor and a little petty bitch. I don’t understand people who still like her, like at all.   

[bepu]

Naruto asks: 14, 18, 19, 22, 24, 25, 26, 27, 29.

14) which opening is your favorite : SO MANY GOOD ONES... go!!! or haruka kanata or blue bird..... top three musical masterpieces of all songs ever made

18) favorite character : SASUKE OBVIOUSLY but aside from him MADARA, sai, neji, kiba, literally every female character (hinata not so much), kakashi, gai, yamato

19) least favorite character : wow where to start.... i will ALWAYS stand by the fact that tobirama, danzo and hiruzen were all the main enemies in the series. i will literally wheeze this on my last dying breath because it makes me so dflkg angry. no one compares to these assholes because no one else (except hiashi hyuga whom i also hate with a burning passion, hiashi die challenge) enforced the racist, classist, discriminatory society to the point of genocide without batting an eye. idgaf about any of the characters who are coded as enemies or “bad guys” because hiruzen and danzo are the root cause of all problems in ninja world and everyone else after them keeps reinforcing them by supporting konoha as it is (main example being hokage naruto, fuck you class traitor). also insert the scene where orphan child naruto asks about his dead parents and hiruzen says “asking about it won’t bring the dead back” or smth along those lines.... i also hate jiraiya more than i can explain and his death is one of the only good things kishimoto ever came up with in his stupid man brain. NEXT QUESTION

22) who would you want your partner to be in the akatsuki : i already answered this oops but i will elaborate: sasori bc relatable tired gay bitch, plus he has cool weird corpse puppets and is a big nerd with trauma. i would say itachi but i wouldn’t trust him for one second and kisame would be too nice and i can’t function around people who are too nice / unproblematic

24) weapon of choice : hmMm a sword or two smaller knives. so basically a cool blade.

25) favorite clan : uchiha!!! if i wasn’t konohaphobic i’d say hyuga but unfortunately their slave system is a bit of a turn off..... if you only look at neji’s side then definitely my favorite clan would be hyuga because of the highly skilled elite ninjas who just say catch these hands and slap you 64 times 

26) favorite uchiha : sasuke will always hold a special place in my heart so my morals would never let me answer anyone else BUT if kishi had introduced all uchihas from the start and i hadn’t had the chance to form an emotional bond only to sasuke, then madara would be an (almost) equal fave. because madara is the most relatable asshole in the series: power hungry, dramatic, prideful, arrogant but respectful and skilled. also big sexy. walks around with his tits out shouting nonsense. iconic. biggest dick in the game aside from gai

27) what animal would you summon : hmMm i seem like a sasuke kin in all of these but a snake. no doubt about it. 

29) favorite arc : am i too boring if i say chuunin exams....... if the war wasn’t 900 episodes long with 895 filler episodes i’d say that because of madara.... i don’t really care for any of the main good guys in the series so i just enjoy any episodes that shows uchihas or other teams besides team 7. 

 

[sortamalicioussummaries]

Summary 51

Summary of:  August 22nd, 2017(Cooking Stream and PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds)

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Happy birthday, sortamadpup! : D

COOKING STREAM!!!

"Tag yourself: I'm a wet ingredient.” -SageBailey, 2017 

"Oh, shit!  Heat melts butter?!  What?!" -SkullsAndKisses, 2017

Okay, Ryan just put Diet Coke in the pancake batter.

KatPad captured the incident: 

https://clips.twitch.tv/ExquisiteBelovedBulgogiNotATK

Me:  @SkullsAndKisses Can you start up the GoFundMe for when he inevitably burns the house down?

SkullsAndKisses:  @SyberiaWinx I've got it on standby, and the button to sign in is ready!

Eli is on scene and wants to say “hi”!  

Ryan used a prop gun as a makeshift whisk. O_O

Dancing Eli!

“The grease!  It burns me!” -Ryan Haywood, 2017, making poor life choices

Eli’s mission to retrieve tongs...has failed.

And Ryan, in the meantime, is eating destructively in between burns.

WE NOW HAVE TONGS!  Good job, Eli!

“We’re making pancake bacon?” -Eli Haywood, 2017

Eli is the best cameraman.  That is official.

Ryan keeps telling Eli to stop eating all the bacon, but he has totally eaten way more.

Eli left him hangin’. XD

Love this bottom-of-the-grill action.

The Bacon Song.

"!title SortaElicious. Ryan Who?" -SkullsAndKisses, 2017

"Well, Eli's gone.  Stream’s over.” -Sheena_QOTJ, 2017

"He survived.” -BM_Prop_Master, 2017

"i mean, MY dogs would eat the table if i let them alone.” -Ravage369, 2017 

Ryan is panicking because he left a pancake downstairs.

Now Ryan’s trying to figure out Instagram.

And now for Battlegrounds. >_>;

Next week of next stream, Hellblade...allegedly.

British!Ryan.

Ryan did a Scottish accent when they recorded the new For Honor DLC.

"Ryan?  More like Ry-I have nothing good for this joke -an.” -frecklesandfarce, 2017  

"It’s not a fight, it’s a violent conversation.” -levible, 2017 

Bambi_NC:  Someone tell me not to eat an entire bag of cheddar popcorn.

Me:  @Bambi_NC Eat two handfuls and then put the bag away. 

Bambi_NC:  @SyberiaWinx But they're so good...

Me:  @Bambi_NC Show restraint!  If you don't, next thing you know, you'll be putting the stuff in pancakes and eating it for four hours every stream, while your poor chat is forced to watch! D :

Bambi_NC:   @SyberiaWinx That's an oddly specific example...

The timing of that death was AMAZING.

“Look, this is a safe place...except for all the people that are here to shoot you.” -Ryan Haywood, 2017

"How dare Ryan go after Sage on Sage's stream?” -Trickstress, 2017 

Shoutout to JulieLovesPandas and her horrible internet!

Chat’s trying to get Sage to kill Ryan again. : D

Ryan:  I’ve watched a lot of anime to prepare me for this.

Me:  Was that anime DBZ?  The one where the main characters keep dying?

"The dude's, like, a mile away, and Ryan’s, like, 'hold my Diet Coke'.” -ItsAMeWolfie, 2017

According to Ryan, Gavin is heavier than you’d think.

WAY TO GO, SAGE!

"I will fight Ryan, idgaf.” -SageBailey, 2017

Hope_Megan_Shoots_You AKA frizzical AKA innocent_frizzical AKA super_innocent_frizzical

"Plot twist where Meghan doesn't kill him and whoever the guy is kills him instead.” -Me, 2017

Ryan:  From now on, it’s all PUBG streams and it’s all solo!

Me:  We'll pun you down if you try, Ryan.

I’ve been called out! : D

“Shoot him in the front.” -Me, 2017, after Ryan tells Meghan he can no longer worry about watching his back

Eyan?

SkullsAndKisses:  I want Ryan to point-blank end a teammate.

PeglegSailor: @SkullsAndKisses Honestly, I thought about doing that right off the bat to Ryan in that one match.  I just was too slow to get to the roof.

"@syberiawinx That's my response to you saying she should shoot him in the front.  I was giggling too hard to finish the response.” -ChaosChloe, 2017 

"Ryan, I expect excellent gameplay from you 24/7, and i am DISAPPOINTED.” -imkaylamarie, 2017 

Frizzical, you traitor. (⌐■_■)

Today’s Mission......................................Ended With Ryan Being Killed By His Own Teammate, And I Had Nothing To Do With It.