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Bruce definitely runs covert tests for brain damage on all the Batkids, an effort complicated by his own frequent head traumas and the fact that they're all nocturnal liars who quickly come up with ways to work around possible symptoms.
#I cannot imagine a group of people with whom it's harder to tell what's going on#Is Dick really tired and falling off the beam or is his brain damaged#is Jason unable to smell because his nose is too broken or#Was Damian not paying attention to Steph's story or is he losing his ability to recollect#Is Duke flinching due to his powers or does he have light sensitivity due to (you get the point)#Does Tim not know what time of day it is because Alfred spiked his energy drink with cold meds or because he refuses a helmet?#Is Cass [redacted] because of bad week or is this CTE?#as a few examples of the things that make Bruce shoot up while trying to sleep midday and drag a kid to get an MRI#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily
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milo as a dad headcanons (+sweetheart) !!
milo and sweetheart have twin sons (am i milking the redacted boys w twins headcanon?)
Dad Milo who was, unsurprisingly, very nervous to be a dad because of his own father but was also worried about his child(ren) growing up with a Department worker
But they both handled it with so much grace
Dad Milo who almost passed out when they found out he was having twins
Parents Milo and Sweetheart whose twins are literally identical and are nearly impossible to tell apart aside from the fact that the oldest's hair is longer than the youngest's (even before they got hair, Milo and Sweetheart could tell them apart easily)
The twins have an attitude that rivals Milo and Sweetheart's combined (so much so that Sweetheart has threatened to beat their ass) ((does not believe in hitting them though))
Parents Milo and Sweetheart who swear in front of their kids but respect that other parents don't want that around their kids (the swearing doesn't make their kids scared of them at all)
Parent Sweetheart who is generally a pretty gentle parent, the slightly vulgar language is only used when the twins are being excessively difficult for the sake of being difficult
Dad Milo who is insanely protective of his kids (but not in an overbearing way, in the ‘if you hurt my kids you’re dead’ way)
Sweetheart the workaholic who has literally left work hours earlier to get their oldest a cake pop after he called from Milo’s phone
Dad Milo whose lockscreen is a picture of the twins sitting on the kitchen counter with ice-cream all over their faces
Dad Milo who almost cries when he holds his son as he screams bloody murder while getting vaccinations
Dad Milo who pretends it doesn't hurt whenever one of the twins screams 'i hate you!' in a toddlerlike fit of rage but even after the apologies and makeups, he lies awake at night thinking about it over and over (because maybe he's just like his dad after all)
Dad Milo who still remains calm and firm in his discipline but also remembering to be kind and careful with his boys
Dad Milo who sings and dances with the twins
Parents Milo and Sweetheart who rarely argue in front of their kids
Dad Milo who is practically a seer when it comes to the boys, watching them intently and preventing them from doing stupid things that could get them (seriously) injured before it actually happens
Parents Milo and Sweetheart who are so used to being punched by their kids
The house during the solstice after the twins get their powers is a mess (Milo makes it his mission to take care of everyone no matter how shitty he feels)
Dad Milo who pretends the twins being clingy is a hindrance but secretly loves when they want to be around him
Parent Sweetheart who walks around the house on business calls while carrying one (or both) of the twins in each arm (Milo thinks it’s domestic as all hell)
Dad Milo and the twins play a game where he pretends to attack Sweetheart (sometimes in his wolf form) and the twins try to defend them by hitting him and standing in front of them with their arms held out (Milo finds it hilarious, Sweetheart finds it mildly annoying because they always do it when they’re trying to work)
Parents Milo and Sweetheart who are the biggest bullies to their kids (in a loving way)
Parent Sweetheart who only pretended to not be able to tell the difference between the twins one time but their youngest got so upset he started crying, so they didn’t do it again
Dad Milo who treats every messy drawing or art project as the next Mona Lisa (tells everyone their oldest is gonna be a big artist someday)
Dad Milo who is the type to hear one of the boys (or god forbid, both of them) likes a type of snack, food, or drink and buy enough to fill a store (“Dad I can’t eat all of that!”)
Parents Milo and Sweetheart who are definitely the hot parents at parent teacher interviews
Dad Milo who actually can’t say no to the boys (Marie has to talk some sense into him every so often)
Dad Milo who is beyond happy that his kids love his Ma just as much as he does
Dad Milo whose kids are shifter/stealth hybrids (idc if it’s not plausible or possible) and nearly has a heart attack every other day because he has three menaces teaming up to scare the shit out of him
Dad Milo who takes pictures of his family everyday
Parent Sweetheart who gives the boys a very serious lecture about bullying, telling them to be kind to others and if people aren’t kind to them, they should tell them right away
Dad Milo who constantly stresses the importance of letting him kids know that they can talk to him and tell him anything, even if they might get in trouble (“I’d rather be disappointed while I come pick you up from somewhere you’re not supposed to be rather than sitting at your funeral”)
Parent Sweetheart who nearly quits on the spot when they’re called to release their sons from a department cell. Twice.
Dad Milo who uses empty, pointless threats on his toddlers to get them to behave (“Hey, if you don’t stop screaming, I’m gonna have to go outside and pick a flower.”)
Dad Milo who picks up the boys by their shirts to turn them around when they’re going somewhere they’re not supposed to be
Dad Milo who can’t help but smile whenever he hears anything that reminds him of his family, of home
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted milo#redacted sweetheart#redacted fluff#redacted asmr fluff#redacted headcanons#so i was supposed to post this almost a week ago but i forgot#DONT SHOOT PLEASE IM SORRY#lmfao enjoy#kae's headcanons
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Btw- I drew Vincent a real long time ago (like 2 weeks ago)
**runs**
Taglist :
@achios
@ashertickler
@astrodude-87
@aurorialwolf
@dukecollinsbf
@idontdomathlol
@indigo-greer-collins
@infinitelovewiithoutfulfilmentt
@moronkyne
@pandoraroid
@porters-fangs
@plaqying
@nevaroonie
@puffin-smoke
@sereh624
@skunkox
@s0lairee
@starlogician
@sunsickcrab
@themeridian
@tunacatfishes
@vind3miat0r
@www-dot-why-are-you-here-dot-com
@zimix-whispers
#Vincent and Porter are battling for which mfers has the most design changes#I DID draw Porter#but I don't LIKE the way he looks so#😬#I don't love this vincent drawing but if you think I'm gonna draw him for the 5th time you're wrong#very wrong#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted vincent#redacted fanart#uh#yeah I think that's it idk#lucid does arts#lol#if I'm being real#my Porter and Vincent designs look reversed#I like the way I drew porters hair thooooo so I think I'm gonna get over it#I think it's funny this is a Vincent post and I'm talking about Porter in the tags#are they gonna get me for that#I'm mad as shit don't mind me#anyway#this drawingggg took me a few hours but if I showed you the concept art they are not even close#3 different fucking Vincent's yo#also#don't shoot me because he ain't pale#I won't do that to myself I'm sorry
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Darlin is a wounded, bleeding lone wolf and Sam is a livestock guardian Saint Bernard dog licking their wounds instead of growling and biting.
Send the muthafucking tweet
#SEE MY VISION#CAN I GET AN AMEN#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted sam#redacted darlin#screams into my pillow and shoots it with my machine gun
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Another earsassination attempt against Trump again??
Welp, all I have to say is
#lol#politics#donald trump#earsassination#redacted#perry high school shooting#guns#gun violence#ar-15
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i never posted wolf 359 among us here. umm. ok. wolf 359 among us
#i am working on an entire among us comic of the scene in the finale where redacted shoots redacted and then gets ejected a la among us#suit colors are based on their character posters#doug eiffel#hera w359#hera wolf 359#renee minkowski#isabel lovelace#warren kepler#daniel jacobi#alana maxwell#alexander hilbert#wolf 359#w359#among us#id in alt text#teddy.art
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My Blood
A/N - as we go on to day 2 of redactober it is that I must confess- I don't write for Anton- and forcin myself too will not be pretty- so we may have to do sumin else-
Deputy Read By The Lovely @achios
The Prompt Was - Asininity
Adam(Technically) x Lovely Angsty(?)
TW - Noncon biting, kidnapping, Adam, mentions of screaming, Self Blame
I gave up resisting a long time ago. Resisting made it worse. It made him excited, and it caused him to bite down harder. Though not making an effort to fight back seemed to upset him more. Guess what they say is true, there is no rest for the wicked.
Sometimes I wonder what would’ve happened had I stayed away from that place. It may be possible I wouldn’t be here. I wouldn’t be trapped, screaming for a man who can’t find me— screaming for someone just like him.
But Vincent is different. He listens. He wouldn’t do this... would he? He had lost control once already. Am I safer with him? No! Don’t listen to those words. No matter how many times he calls you Lovely, he and Vincent aren’t the same. And you know that. Do I know that?
The voices in my head get louder by the second. Some say give up; others say give in— and I don’t know what to do. Should I listen to them? They get louder by the second. The loudest one tells me to give up, while another one, barely audible, tells me to fight back.
I don’t have the strength to. Even if I did manage to get free, what would I do? Nothing, because I’m weak. I went looking for the attention of a man who didn’t want to entertain a non-believing human. Even if I could somehow convince myself this wasn’t real— and God, did I want to—I couldn’t.
The pain in my neck told me otherwise. The cries I was making for Vincent sounded like Adam. And the “no’s��� turning into “yes’s” told me magic was real. Everything in this situation showed me just how powerless I was.
Was my blood good? Was it really that great? It honestly didn’t seem worth the trouble. Though neither did living. Not like this. I’d rather die than feel his cold hands touch me again. I’d rather die than scream his name one last time. But... that's not how life works.
Or at least that's not how mine works. I can hear footsteps. They were his; I remember them. Hearing them shortly after that front door shut and sealed my fate. I heard those same footsteps.
His footsteps... I don’t think I could ever forget them—not with all the pain he has caused me. From a young age, I was taught play stupid games and win stupid prizes, and yet, I can’t seem to stop playing these games.
So I keep winning stupid prizes. It's cold.. It's been cold for a while. I don’t like the cold. Could he be here right now? I want to turn my head but I don’t want to see him.. No, I want to face him i want him to pay.
For everything he did to me. That loudest voice started to quieter while the barely audible one got louder. As I felt his teeth graze my neck something in me snapped. Something explosive.. Something dangerous.
When teeth met flesh he met lighting. And I lost the last of my strength.. Everything was so blurry, and I felt so weak. I could make out two figures. I didn’t have the strength to fight off another vampire.
For my sake, I hoped it was Vincent. I hoped it was him.. He was the only man I trusted in this empowered world now. Could you save me from him?
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Taglist @dawnofiight @achios @sunsickcrab @ashertickler @yournewmusictaste
#redacted audio#redacted lovely#redacted adam#redacted vincent#redactober 2024#please don't shoot me-#the next one is happy i swear-
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hurricane shutters: up
tablet: plugged in
age old resentment towards [redacted]: returned
#im not even that mad/disappointed about the ign article#im mad at specific ppl who i shall not mention here.#like idk shoot me but epler has a point about not invalidating prev choices.#like give me a vague sandbox PLEASE#but just know. if [redacted] has 0 haters i am dead#i am just. lmaooo. i hate being right
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The wolf boys shall be the fandom's favorites
But
You, Brachium, shall be mine
#IF I SEE ONE MF COME IN MY NOTES TALKING ABOUT oh I like brachium too!!#I'MMA SHOOT SOMEONE#DONT PLAY WITH ME#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted brachium
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Lasko is probably quite smooth skinned overall except for the variety of moles covering him from head to toe
#he has a mole on the side of his d- *someone shoots me*#redacted.txt#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#lasko moore
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*shoves him in your face* LOOK AT MY SON [preesh to @yoteako for the sona/oc template]
#behold my child#i birthed him from my mind vagina /game grumps ref#its been a long time since ive talked about my boy#fully blame the sona discord server for giving me redacted brain rot again#erik is just that guy in a lounge chair sitting rent free in my brain with a glass of wine and a book#and when the hyperfixation returns he just sips his glass and goes “back again i see”#curse him#not really#if anyone wants to know about him shoot me an ask in my inbox#i will go OFF on this lad#oc#art#originalcharacter#originalartwork#sketch#redacted asmr#character design#redactedasmr#redacted audio#redactedaudio#redacted oc#redactedverse#pali draws redacted
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sorry to keep personal posting but my day fucking SUCKED and ended with me dropping one of my brand new earrings from a set that I just finished cleaning down the drain, took the sink apart and still couldn’t find it 🙃
if y’all feel like asking a leverage/misc question for thoughts or headcanons I’d love to answer them in the morning! or even if you just want to say something about your day- I just like hearing from you guys 💖
#or ask me abt my lockwood & co hyperfixation/chat w me about the show#and how I have been egged on my a moot to pursue my cot3 hunger games au (I have never finished a longfic)#(was bored at lunch break and wrote a portion of the berry scene 👀)#boss still owes me more than 2.5k and has been gaslighting me and continues to emotionally manipulate me and my coworkers#and cause serious shit that triggers clients in a THERAPY CLINIC#and has started second guessing my work by asking other employees if my input is ‘accurate’#which caused a flare up in my skin picking AND latent SI#ugh sorry for rambling yall I just need to write this out yk#I need a fucking sugar mommy or something 😭😭😭 I need to get out of this mentally/financially abusive job#not leverage#ask me things#jackie talks#about me#mine#this is the worst place I’ve worked which doesn’t necessarily say too much because I haven’t had many jobs#but one of my former bosses was a [redacted school shooting] denier when we were literally 20 min away from where it happened#which still boils my blood to this day LIKE WDYM YOU THIBK THE GOVERNMENT PAID OFF PARENTS AS A PART OF A CONSPIRACY TO INFLUENCE GUNCONTROL#she would tell a new hire ‘J doesn’t like conspiracy theories’#NO [redacted] I CAN DISCUSS THEM FOR FUN IN CONVERSATIONS BUT URS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS#EAT A DICK#hmmm I wonder if I still have anger about that lol#ANYWAYS I finally got my intake after waiting 8mo for the clinic I needed to get in and will be starting therapy in a few weeks#🫡🫡🫡
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okay so in the unfortunte scenario that something bad does happen at the wedding what if we finally get to see caelum again or rather david actually gets to see caelum again because caelum is there to calm him down or something
#or idk man i'm shooting in the dark here#i mean ofc we dont want anything bad to happen but WHAT IF#OR JUST WHAT IF HE FINALLY GETS TO SEE CAELUM AGAIN ON HIS BIG DAY#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted david#redacted caelum
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Redraw of the slightly spicy David and Asher art because I didn't like the old one
Og for comparison:
#if anyone says that they like the old one better I'm shooting myself with a shotgun#thanks y'all for the support of the og unfortunately it was unnecessary (j)#redacted audio#also i tried a different type of shading and idk how to feel about it#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted david shaw#redacted david#redacted asher talbot#redacted asher#redacted art#redacted fanart#hmrhd arts
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#connor mcdavid#leon draisaitl#.... i don't know what to Do with this#connor looking woeful and exhausted. connor on leon's leash. the weird haunted vibes of this 2ft by 40ft stretch of astroturf.#the boom mic + the large tiles combo making them look like ants in a farm. but they're wearing too many logos for it to be an ad#1. i hope leon being in town means connor's getting married this weekend 2. please tell me this is the epilogue bit of nhl!drive-to-survive#.... 3. truly something about the sanitized white + visible mic + body shots + resistance bands is giving some kind of shoot#connor and leon have a clothed conversation for the last 5 minutes of the video the way they always make the girls do#so we all feel better about watching him get railed with a [message redacted]
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Dunno why it took me so long, here’s my latest (The Neighbour’s Under The Bed) fic.
#the name i had redacted in my poll was Johnny#i didn’t want to give away the plot before having written it#the neighbour’s under the bed#sfth fic#sfth#shoot from the hip
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