#at least dylan is

[nereevio]

When the artblock hits, draw memes. :)

Ryan puts up with him 🩷

[patrothestupid]

reason you should always pick larger clothes (no obligation Uuw)

[embv]

I think everyone’s subscribing to the “Helena Infiltration Theory” WAYY too quickly. I kinda feel like a lot of the oddities in the way she was acting could be chalked up to something else, and defaulting to “that’s not Helly” feels a lot like… I don’t know, like brushing off character flaws by saying, “No, [X] is possessed! That’s not actually them!”

I’d probably buy into it a bit more if she didn’t have that moment in the halls with Mark where she fervently said, “We’re not the same, actually. Us and the outies, we’re not.”

There are reasons why Helly would want to lie about her identity, and chief among them is the fact that she hates her outie—desperately wants to place distance between them, desperately wants to convince herself that the person she saw wasn’t her.

But there are compelling reasons for both angles, and I can’t say that I won’t be scanning future episodes for hints to either prove or disprove this, so… cheers, 🥂.

[transrightsjimin]

i like to headcanon eddie as canonically a virgin. yes he and his other but also no but also maybe. yes. it's funnier this way

[ghostradiodylan]

Thinking about Dylan Lenivy (always) and his ADHD coding. We talk about his irresistible impulse to push play on the tape deck and listen to that garbled camp song in the middle of an emergency and how he can exhibit what sure looks a lot like Rejection-Sensitive Dysphoria in several parts of the game, but equally relatable to me as an ADHD sufferer is the part where he seems to have a bit of doubt that he would have noticed if a whole-ass bear trap just a few feet from the door of the Radio Hut—where he worked every day for two months—had been there the whole time.

I see you, Dylan. I might not see a bear trap I passed every day for 60ish days in a row either, but I see you. 😂💀

[bellzsad]

cast reunion WHEN

[rebdophilia]

got bored, made this

[linskywords]

Connor meets leon, has his gay awakening and wonders if he had accidentally been dating dylan the entire time

Hahaha oh, poor Dylan. Sometime many years ago I saw a meme of Dylan with his awful bleached-tips playoff hair next to a picture of Leon looking handsome and suave subtitled "you vs. the guy he told you not to worry about" and it has haunted me ever since.

[caredscared]

[Dylan staying over at Flash's place] Eddie: Dylan, how are you?? And Sleeper? How's Flash? Apologies I can't be there, truly...

Dylan: dad omg!!! you're alive!! we're ok but uhmm. Flash is??

Dylan:

[morweneledhwen]

That half ponytail looks so slutty good on him.

[redacted-thething]

oh my god im so fuckjng sorry i've bin severely slacking off on mt casuality textp osts and for what?? my gucking job???? i'm so fucking soery

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[oh-cawsh]

dylan when he experiences physical and psychological trauma: 😴😴😴🥱🥱🥱

dylan when his summer crush might not be into him: 👁️👁️😰😰😰😰😰

[sparrow-in-the-field]

I think my thoughts on severance s2 ep3 are best summed up by the questions it left me. Here are my main ones:

Why are so many people working in the mammalian nurture department? It doesn't take that many people to care for goats, at least not all at the same time. Makes me wonder based on the name if there are other mammals they're taking care of...

Why does it seem like every department knows/has rumors about MDR but MDR knew about hardly anyone else on the severed floor?? I guess they knew O&D, but they first thought it was only 2 people, and then they definitely had never heard of the goat department before. I was surprised the people there also knew the pouch rumor (I'm afraid it was just for The Bit but I'm hoping there's a different reason?? Idk what though)

I wonder what Cobel was thinking when she ditched Helena. Specifically, if it was a "she realized she wasn't gonna get what she wanted so she said screw it as a power move" or more of a "she recognized she was about to step into a trap and got out of there before they were going to hurt her" type of deal. I could honestly see it being either but my natural inclination is towards the second one (like Lumon has every reason to want to eliminate her if she's not going to comply...)

Okay not as specifically about ep 3 but the thing I'm really hung up on with Cold Harbor is how long has Mark been working on it?? He's been there for 2 years, has it been the whole time?? Or I guess they had to make sure he was trained first?? MDR existed before Mark got there so surely they are doing other work and Cold Harbor is just one important thing, but sometimes people talk as if it's the only thing MDR is doing and that just doesn't make sense to me.

[lesbiradshaw]

pretty boy

[21ate]

YALL oh my god mlandersen0 is confirmed to have its finale being worked on in conjuncture with the darkharvest00 folks it seems??? i could fucking scream rn

[rainc0at]

brassic questions im haunted by: what the fuck was the wanking contest? why the FUCK do these "professional thieves" never silence their phones when they're robbing? why does dylan continue to take class a's?