#at his old age of 34 in the fucking super bowl

[killa-trav]

people not understanding that professional sportsmen do not need to be extremely lean and have a 6 pack is the most jarring thing ever

[bobbystompy]

68 Quotes I Enjoyed From 2019

Below are my favorite quotes from 2019. Though most occurred throughout the year, some took place before but were encountered during.

1) “I don’t bitch about Millenials.

John Entwistle once complained that he didn’t understand rap. Pete Townsend said, ‘It’s not our job to understand it. It’s our job to get the fuck out of the way.’

New generations come of age. The older generation’s job is to shut up and adapt.” - @danagould

2) “I can’t do drugs with you until we kiss.”

3) “If you pay me $50 I'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret.” - @DanaSchwartzzz

4) “A human being is a dangerous thing to let loose in a room with itself, when it cannot think.” - Roger Ebert

5) “There are no bad bourbons, only better bourbons.” - Dave Hernandez

6) “You can’t put a dollar in a kimono.”

7) “This is how it was.” - rampant takeaway from watching ‘Superbad’ several years after its release

8) “What if I had been born fifty years before you in a house on the street where you lived / Maybe I’d be outside as you passed on your bike / Would I know? / And in a wide sea of eyes, I see one pair that I recognize” - Ben Folds, ‘The Luckiest’

9) “Learn the rules so you can break them.”

10) “Nobody makes chili for two.” - Stacy Massey

11) “‘Best city in the world,’ I mutter to myself, as i adjust my ‘driving blanket’.” - Chicago resident Deanna Belos, during the 2019 Polar Vortex

12) “Dude, no one’s ever got arrested for listening to Counting Crows.” - Ricky O’Donnell, justifying late night music volume at his party

13) Bill Belichick: We’re going to have fun tonight. Rob Gronkowski: Yes we are. We deserve it. Belichick: You’re damn right. Gronk: I haven’t stepped out in like eight months. I gotta step out tonight. Belichick: I’m with you, man. I’m even going to step out. Gronk: Oh, I like it!

A Super Bowl winning exchange.

14) Center David Andrews thanked Bill Belichick for giving him "a shot".

Belichick disagreed with it.

Andrews: Thank you for giving me a shot. Belichick: A shot? I didn't give you shit. You earned it! I don't give anything.

Another Super Bowl winning exchange.

15) “We elected one of the very worst living human beings to be President, and it's exhausting. Each and every day, it's an exhausting slog, just to exist in a world where that's true.” - Michael Schur

16) “Some of y’all always picked Odd Job when you played Goldeneye and it shows” - @thedad

17) “Any app is a dating app if you try hard enough.” - Z.W. Martin (though he says it’s lifted)

18) "Once you're as woke as I am, you learn to feel bad all the time.”

19) “Everything’s a balance beam when you’re 90.” - John Dingell

20) [I wake up in a world where The Beatles never existed]

Me: Check out this song I just wrote

[I begin playing “Ob La Di Ob La Da” without having first built up years of goodwill]

Crowd of people: Wow, this sucks ass

-- @seanoneal

21) “People change people.” - Corey Matthews, Girl Meets World

22) “The easiest thing to do on earth is not write.” - William Goldman

23) “Dan could be like a difficult uncle. I didn’t love his fire-breathing conservative politics. I didn’t love the transformation that came over his novels. In Semi-Tough, he created two benighted Texas jocks and laid their prejudices bare. He was declaring himself a member of the Mark Twain coaching tree. In later books, Dan seemed to be trying to prove he could still tell a racist joke. He insisted that his memoir—the last truly immaculate piece of writing he delivered—include a tirade against political correctness. When his editor said people might be offended, Dan said, ‘Fuck people.’

There are certain writers whose style you pilfer. Certain writers whose moral fiber you try to inherit. For me, Dan represented a third category: a writer whose aura you replicate—or, failing that, try to stand in for a while.” - Bryan Curtis, on Dan Jenkins

24) “Never marry anything. Never choose. Even in love, it's better to be chosen.” - La Dolce Vita

25) “An uncluttered, uncomplicated happy ending might sound wonderful, but it’s hardly ever satisfying. Because the value of great stories lies in the tension between desire and need, between the yearning for the ideal, and the unshakable conviction that ideals don’t really exist, at least not the way we want them to. A great story should hurt a little when it leaves us. There should be some hope, but that hope should remain somewhere just an inch beyond our fingers, because that’s the truth. Even if you had all the perfect moments in the world, you’d still be reaching.” - Zach Handlen, on the Futurama series finale

26) “You can’t see him because he has sunglasses on.” - Alissa Levy

27) “The cinema is the greatest art form ever conceived for generating emotions in its audience. That's what it does best. (If you argue instead for dance or music, drama or painting, I will reply that the cinema incorporates all of these arts).” - Roger Ebert

28) “‘Are you gonna let politics ruin a friendship?’ 

Yes tf I am

People talk about politics as if it’s this isolated, abstract concept that only matters at election time. Somebody’s politics is their world view. It’s whether they think certain human beings deserve rights. It’s how they think the world should be. And if somebody thinks that the world should be colder, meaner, less accepting and downright hostile to people that are different to them, then sure as fuck is the friendship over.”

29) “Can the Supreme Court get me mushrooms?” - J-Papp

30) “Any song under two minutes already has a head start on its way into my heart. Just scream at me and then leave me.” - Drew Magary

31) “Long neck cold beers never broke my heart.” - Clemson Tom

32) “I’d just like to point out that the last spoken words of Game of Thrones were: 

‘I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel.’”

- @Authoroux

33) “Just once before I die, I want to toss my keys to someone and tell them ‘Bring the car around’.” - Mike Skully

34) “For all the weight they're given, last words are usually as significant as first words.” - Grand Maester Pycelle, Game of Thrones

35) “The best remedy for unrequited love is a trip around the world.” - Cheers

36) [on switching from a hotel to a motel]

Manny: I don't like the sound of that. A lot of amenities disappear when an H turns into an M. Jay: Hey when I met you, you were eating cereal out of a bucket.

-- Modern Family

37) “You and Lindsey don’t want to be ‘estranged’. Estranged is the relationship we want to have with our mothers.” - MegFil

38) “Cigarettes are undefeated.”

39) “My toes are like my fingers on my feet. I can pick stuff up with them.” - Tracy Cunningham

40) “Republicans govern without shame, Democrats shame without governing.” - Bill Maher

41) Sam: I don’t understand the vagaries of the Internet Josiah: Post often, without thought, and you’ll either get cancelled or cancel someone else.

-- Blink-155

42) “Hang a lantern on your problems.”

43) “What a weird web we weave.” - The Situation, The Jersey Shore: Family Vacation

44) “Let the ocean worry about being blue.” - Alabama Shakes, ‘Hang Loose’

45) “Honesty without tact is cruelty.” - Shelley Rokos

46) “My whole life is the wrong porn link.”

47) “One parent can take care of 10 kids, but 10 kids cannot take care of one parent.” - Joe Gestetner, via “an old Yiddish saying”

48) “There are no heroes in the room.” - Classics of Love, ‘Gun Show’

49) “If I am a little dismissive, it's only because of my harrowing backstory.” - Mitchell, Modern Family (on why he doesn't like sports)

50) “Every time I’m wearing black, I meet a dog.” - Tracy Cunningham

51) “Shower sex? Why would I fuck in my crying chamber” - @chridollarsign

52) “My theory about quarterbacks, having written about some of them, is you either have to believe in god or think you are a god.” - Mina Kimes

53) “The contradictions of capitalism always manifest in our lyrics if you look deeply.” - Blake Schwarzenbach of Jawbreaker, Riot Fest 2019

54) “Got a ‘hang loose’ from the weakside bartender.”

55) “It’s Jennifer’s birthday always.” - Eric Hutchinson 

56) “I can’t think of a less relevant artist in 2019 than Kanye West. A Jesus freak in a MAGA hat. Yeah, congrats dude -- you’re every grandma who watches ‘Young Sheldon’ and mails checks to Joel Osteen now.” - Dan Ozzi

57) “The past and future are in the mind. I’m in the now.” - Tom Brady, via someone else

58) “Sometimes you walk around boring places and you feel like the most exciting thing in it.” - Drew Magary

59) “Sitting is the new smoking.” - Modern Family

60) “I'll straight up fight folks at a book club and discuss books at a fight club I really don't give a shit anymore.” - George Wallace

61) “Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.” - Rose Garvey via wine country

62) “It’s all ‘ok boomer’ until you need someone who can drive stick shift.” - @OrdinaryAlso

63) “He likes the result of the math.” - Dad, talking about my worst subject frustrating during the process but satisfying in the end

64) Stepmom: Do you want a Bears urn or Alabama urn? Dad: Ask me after they play Auburn.

65) “A cold body carries a warm heart.” - Stefanos Tsitsipas’ Instagram, after his Iceland sabbatical

66) [preparing a dish called the Sandwich of Justice with his friend’s recipe]

"The fun thing about it is when you give it to someone, you can say 'Justice is served.’ That's, uh, Ryan's line. I built my whole life on the backs of my friends." - You Suck At Cooking

67) “Usually three people can keep a secret only when two of them are dead.” - The Irishman

68) “An artist can't control who consumes their content any more than a chemist can control how their chemicals are used once they're created.” - Brian Crooks

[theglowworm2008]

57 Facts Tag

I was tagged by @alienshootlove (I hope I can think of that many facts about myself. Lol.) Thank you for tagging me. :D

Rules: Post 57 facts about yourself and tag at least ten people. When posting include the tag “57 facts” in order for people to find out more about you and perhaps find a kindred spirit to talk to. :)

1.) I just turned 30 years old.

2.) I’m a mother of four, three boys and a girl, all under the age of ten.

3.) I’ve never been married and I’m not sure if I’m ever going to.

4.) I have a serious distrust complex about people, but I act really nice anyway.

5.) I curse like a sailor as much as possible when my kids are finally out of ear shot. Lol. I miss swearing so fucking much!

6.) My favorite food is sushi (Mostly because it’s expensive and I can’t have it all the time) and Chipolte rice bowls. 

7.) When I can drink, I always go for a dark beer. I love it! I can’t deal with fruity, girly drinks.. like, at all.

8.) I have a fiance who I love/hate all the time. Secretly, though? I love that we argue as much as we get along. Arguing is honesty, and honesty is HUGE for me.

9.) I lost my virginity at 16. And duuuuuude... guys take forever to get good at sex. I didn’t get an orgasm from a guy until... I don’t know.. my early twenties? Lol. Just a note, watching porn doth not a sex god make, mkay?

10.) I’ve always had guy friends; I was into video games and playing sports and girls my age were into... not that stuff. Plus.. girls are fucking mean, lol. 

11.) My best friends are also family members. I don’t really trust people and I just never clicked with anyone that way. My two best guy friends growing up.. one turned into a douche drug addict that was in and out of jail and the other, his wife was the jealous type and so we stopped talking. And then having kids.. well, you pretty much lose any friendships you have that existed once you have kids. 

12.) I have too many favorite books, lol, but one series that I’ll never get bored rereading is The Sevenwaters Trilogy by Juliet Marillier. 

13.) Growing up, I never lived in any home longer than a couple of years. Now, I hate sitting still too long. I don’t know if I’ll ever buy a house.

14.) I have never stuck myself into anything for long. As a kid, I tried out a lot of the stereotypes. Music, I have songs I like out of all of them. Religion, I like hearing all kinds of ideas and theories, but don’t like being stuck in one. Etc, etc.

15.) I’m insecure about myself (But who the hell isn’t, honestly?)

16.) My fiance calls me “The Ball Buster” because I am sarcastic and playfully fling insults at him when his ego gets too big for my liking. Lol. He says it’s how he fell for me. <3

17.) I used to be a correctional officer and I liked it, but kids and that profession really don’t go together. All U.S. jobs are insanely unsupportive of family vs jobs. 

18.) I got pregnant at 19 and, having no resources, I had to give up on college. 

19.) I still struggle with “what will I be when I grow up”. 

20.) I have been homeless once and I never want to go through it again. I am, now, obsessively on top of my bills as a result.

21.) My name is Bryanna.

22.) I can type without looking at the keyboard since my grandma wouldn’t let me touch a computer for any reason other than to play keyboard learning games. 

23.) My favorite video games will always be Zelda related, but I’m also into things like Dragon Age, Mass Effect, KOTOR, Horizon Zero Dawn, Super Mario, etc. When I was younger, I was really into Final Fantasy and Legend of Dragoon and .. god.. so many others. Most of my games had like.. four game discs. Lol. 

24.) I am an insane coffee addict. Seriously, I will get huge migraines and throw up when I go a day without it. Even when we’re broke, I will scrounge for loose change to keep myself stocked. Haha. 

25.) If I’m honest, I’m afraid of the dark.

26.) I’m also afraid of mirrors, especially in the dark.

27.) Because of those things alone, I avoid all horror movies. I just can’t even...

28.) I love Cheese-Its.

29.) I am deathly afraid of Spiders and bees/wasps/hornets.

30.) In fact, I hate most bugs.

31.) I was the type of kid who grew up with iguanas.

32.) I’ve literally beat boys up for trying to harm animals. Idgaf! 

33.) I feel trapped in my life sometimes, as a mother and as a girlfriend. I wish I had more time for myself to just be Bryanna. Hense, this Simblr obsession! Lol.

34.) Although I’ve played Sims forever, this is the first time I’ve ever made stories with my sims and shared them. It’s made the game so much more fun. 

35.) I hate being picked up or tickled.

36.) I love fall and, of course, all the pumpkin flavored shit!

37.) I really hate feet.

38.) I have never slept naked... ever. 

39.) I really want to have a career involved in computers.. one that I don’t have to deal with people in that.. fake friendly way.

40.) My father died when I was 15.

41.) My mother has struggled with chronic pain for most of my life; it’s made things kind of hard in ways I’m still trying to understand.

42.) When I was younger, I did nothing but write stories and draw. I don’t do as much of either anymore.

43.) I have freckles everywhere and I love them.

44.) I hate that I have brown eyes.

45.) I never put the toilet paper roll on the holder. Ever.

46.) I have a small dog named Atlas. She’s more like a cat than a dog, though. And a total brat.

47.) I can deal with all kinds of stuff; blood, poop, pee, etc. But I HATE throw up. Ugh..

48.) I am honest to the point of almost ruining my life. Lol.

49.) Unpopular opinion; I am not a fan of Apple products.

50.) I have never been outside of my country. Traveling is something I’m going to do as soon as my kids are old enough to live on their own.

51.) I love to sing; I used to be good enough to be in choir and get paid to do Christmas carols... but lack of use has kind of killed my voice. Lol.

52.) I think farting is freaking gross. Lol. And rude. Do it somewhere else! 

53.) My nick name ‘glow worm’ comes from the fact that I’m so white I “glow in the dark”. Me keeping it was a big middle finger to those that made it. Idgaf! Lol.

54.) I hate cake; I prefer ice cream cake on my birthday, with whipped topping.

55.) I am really blunt; sometimes I can hurt people’s feelings.

56.) When I’m sad, I will turn on Christmas music (Any time of the year) and sing along. I freaking love Christmas!

57.) I used to live in Florida; I moved to the top of the U.S. and now I can safely admit that snow is only good until Christmas is done, then it needs to fuck off! All the good it does, at that point, is keep all the bugs dead.

I tag: @mellocakes, @jupidella, @tigerellasims, @sparkiemonkey, @elliesimsx, @all-harlows-eve, @okruee, @oakella, @oakglow, @aharris00britney, @hiddenspringss

[s3venpounds]

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ASK MEE RIDICULOUSLY PERSONAL THINGSSSSSSSSSSSS YEEEEEEEEEEEE i love this shit

thanks for the ask anon, at this point im sure yall already know everything about me but hey whats a couple more questions c:

1.) what’s a song you depict with your childhood?

YIKES tough right off the bat huh? it would have to be the opening to digimon frontier ayyyyyyyyyy i still listen to that shit every fucking month. its that or disney’s hercules i can go the distance that shit was just MMMMMMM good shit2.) did you have a memorable childhood pet?

yep a blue and white love bird my family called quick silver we taught it to do adorable little tricks like pick up our pencils when we do homework and it rolls away3.) have you ever been drunk?

hehe yeah fun times4.) have you ever tried drugs?

yup! curious about trying more hard drugs but also i dont wanna get addicted or like idk die/get arrested5.) have you ever completely regretted what you’ve said?

ALL THE FUCKING TIME. infact at work i told a customer we didnt have a thing and the customer was like whats that right behind u, and it was the thing they were looking for i felt so stupid lmao6.) have you ever made someone cry?

yeah.7.) has someone ever made you cry?

yeah.8.) have you ever been in love? if so, describe the moment you knew it.

honestly idk if i ever have been in love. I would think that i have but yknow you never know what the future holds so looking back something in the past could pale in comparison to something in the future9.) which came first the chicken or the egg?

the chicken, evolved from some other bird10.) are you part of the lgbtq+ community? do you support them?

dunno if im part of the community by status but i wholeheartedly approve and support them. speaking just for myself though I just think I’m me and nothing else. whether im non binary or male or female or something else doesn’t matter to me. im attracted to who im attracted to, feel what i feel, and do what i want with a hint of salt. If plants can have like 10 000 genders or whatever, then anyone can be whatever they want unless its something fucked up like age fluid lmao if youre 60 youre 60 even if you have the “mind of a 14 year old”11.) how many siblings do you have?

412.) have you ever been in love with someone you couldn’t love?

yeah in fact just recently13.) are you a good cook?

fuck no. i fucking wish tho, not even a good cook i just wanna be able to copy recipes on tasty’s facebook page hahaha14.) what is your favorite tv show?

right now i dont have one and i definitely dont watch tv shows often unless you count anime then haikyuu!! or My hero Academia15.) what is the last movie you cried during?

i think it was a tyler perry movie something about a funeral and a family reunion honestly i cry when any movie has a really strong family sorta bonding specially if the family was broken at first and they all healed together and became closer as a result16.) what are songs you’ve cried to when you first heard them? (if any)

none, i did cry whe i was listening to wild wild love by GRL and pitbull for some reason? 17.) do you have a middle name?

nope i do have a nickname given to me by distant relatives18.) have you been out of your country?

yeah thankfully ive been out of canada multiple times19.) are you a chocolate fan or not?

love chocolate in fact im drinking hot chocolate right now, little cold going on so i need it20.) how many people have you kissed?

lips? less than 15, in general no matter where? couldnt count21.) what is your favorite album?

the only album i loved in its entirety has been marianas trench master piece theatre22.) what is your dream car?

2003 dodge viper23.) what is your lucky/favorite number?

i always wanted to be ironic and say 13 but i’ve kinda been leaning towards 10 like hinata’s jersey number24.) what is your favorite flower?

lilacs cuz the color25.) books or movies, why?

movies, less thinking for me26.) have you ever been on a blind date?

nope but i’d love to try it27.) has one of your friends ever backstabbed you?

yep28.) have you ever backstabbed one of your friends?

i dont think i have? not consciously.29.) what thing do you symbolize love with?

an act of self sacrifice or something handmade or personally tailored to the individual receiving30.) do you have neat handwriting?

i adore neat handwriting! its like a breath of fresh air, simple and precise to read, and it feels like you can read faster when it is31.) do you have a friend with benefits?

nope but i’d love to have one!32.) do you want a friend with benefits?

just said but yeah i’d love one!33.) if you could be anything in the world, what would you be?

A hero.34.) have you ever been blackout drunk?

nope but my body refuses to drink any more alcohol once i get to my good buzz point. like all alcohol makes me wanna throw up the second i get past the point its almost like my mind and body are two seperate beings lmao35.) have you ever met someone famous?

i think i have? one time when i went bowling with some relatives, there was a crowd gathering around this blonde dude who was playing house of the dead and this one guy in the crowd approached me saying “ do you know who he is? hes famous?” and then i blanked out after that because i just wanted to watch someone play and mentally check out for an hour36.) how many concerts have you been to?

3 concerts! all which were very fun !37.) which concerts have you been to?

one was an ed sheeran concert for his divide album, another was a marianas trench concert in klondike days edmonton, and the last was a country concert im not sure who it was my sister wanted me to go with her38.) do you have a hidden talent?

i can match any generation 1 pokemon just from their cries some generation 2 but beyond that only a handful from each other generation39.) what do you do when you’re stressed?

masturbate. honestly its the only sure fire thing i’ve done that clears my head for the longest time and relaxes me lmao40.) do you think money can buy love?

of course! just depends how you use it! like if youre just throwing money at random people like “hey love me” itll be fake, but if you say, pay off a struggling student’s loans in full and give em a good fresh start im sure theyll be grateful to you for years to come. or if you pay for someone to get super super expensive surgery so they can die from old age rather than a disease or something then yeah they’d love you forever41.) how old would you date?

honestly not sure, i havent really tried dating anyone a lot older than me i usually date within 4-5 years older or younger? though i dont think i’d see a problem dating someone 10 years older than me42.) have you ever done something illegal?

hehe. ye.43.) what is your biggest fear?

death. too long to elaborate44.) what is an unusual fear you have?

fear of what happens after death45.) can you drive?

nope but i plan to learn how to and take my exam within the next 2 ish months46.) do you believe in supernatural creatures?

of course! as many evolutions that were made common place theres bound to be evolutions that somehow spurred legends and mysteries47.) do you believe in karma?

of course! 100% of the time i expect some stranger to just walk up to me and start slapping me or punching me or throwing water or soda in my face for something i did, though i also prepare myself to say” okay i probably deserved that but can i ask why?”48.) what is one quality you need in your partner?

need to love physical affection, if not i dont think i can last with them, physical affection is so important to me its just as important as saying i love you, it like reassures me that theyre there with me in that moment and that theyre happy and just. physical stuff tells me a lot ok49.) do looks matter?

on first impression? oh hell yeah. keep in mind strictly first impression. im not gonna cut off a potential friendship or relationship because someones not my type or whatever i cut people off if they do something fucked up and horrible50.) does size matter?

to some people im not one of them51.) who is the last person you forgave?

I can’t really remember, i forgive people for small stuff all the time but with big personal mistakes i usually hold grudges52.) what is your favorite ice cream flavor?

French Vanilla53.) what languages can you speak besides english?

none but i plan to learn sign language eventually that and visaya54.) ever been on a plane?

yep! i’ve been out of the country so that definitely means by plane i dont know anyone who goes on roadtrips long enough to get out of the country55.) ever been on a boat?

yeah! i thought i’d be seasick but turns out i enjoy being on the water its kinda calming56.) is there anyone you’ve lost touch with that you wish you hadn’t?

yeah my childhood friend ralph, cool dude but our friend groups and interests just kinda diverged57.) are there any friendships you regret?

yeah..58.) are there any friendships you wish you could make?

oh hell yeah! there was this one girl who always ate at the same cafeteria as me and my friend group and i regret not inviting her over and being her friend59.) have you ever stayed awake for 24 (+) hours?

yeah! specially during summer it really sucks and i only do that when my mental state is at a record low self punishment i spose60.) have you ever walked outside after 12 am?

hell to the yeah! its the best! like a music video or adventure but it really just helps me clear my mind. oh wait i guess that kinda counts for the calms me down thing so late night walks and masturbating bahahaha61.) have you ever seen a sunrise completely through?

yep! one time with an ex girlfriend! we stayed from 2 am till 10 am i think singing songs and talking and cuddling on those big swings with a bowl at the bottom62.) are you scared of rollercoasters?

NO !!! I LOVE ROLLERCOASTERS!!!! im kind of an adrenaline junkie!63.) on a scale of 1-10 how stressed are you usually?

i personally feel like a 3 but thats probably because im already used to a 7 because of old issues i need sorted out that i’ve just kinda grown to live with the stress64.) do you have any plans this weekend?

considering its sunday? no, next weekend? im working65.) do you miss anyone right now?

yeah. i miss em a lot.66.) who do you wish you were talking to right now?

K,Z, and C i miss em67.) if you could have any superpower, what would it be?

the power to fly or have wings that can make me fly. I associate flying with true freedom. 68.) who is your favorite superhero?

All Might69.) are you dirty minded?

ridiculously70.) what is your favorite song from every decade starting at that 80’s?

im too lazy for that shit bro…71.) how many kids, if any, do you want?

2 preferably? 72.) who is your biggest OTP?

im not super into shipping just cause it can get pretty toxic but asami and korra73.) what is your favorite food?

aw man im too much of a carnivore to pick just one thing man. uhh fried chicken or this one pork dish my mom makes thats super easy to make its like canned beans with this orange sweet kinda sauce and pork belly slices and potato chunks omggggg i eat so much of that. the last time my mom made that i actually ate the whole thing and i had to make more for everyone else lmao74.) do you want to be married one day?

yeah. it’d be nice not to have to worry about being alone for the rest of my life75.) dogs or cats?

dogs are great and so are cats though i have more patience for cats than i do for dogs. dogs to me are like energetic little kids and thats fine as long as im not dealing with them for an extended period amount of time i get drained pretty easy. cats are like roommates show you love and attention when they want but arent opposed to keeping you company the whole day76.) do you drink enough water daily?

i have no fukcing clue i literally just drink water whenever i have an excuse to drink.77.) have you ever seen a shooting star?

not that i know of? like theres a few times i think i did but i wanna see one thats like unmistakably a shooting star or comet thatd be neat too78.) if you had the opportunity to go to the moon, would you?

not long term? yeah id love to, just to feel what zero g feels like and the view of earth

79.) how many best friends do you have?

3 ish……..80.) when was the last time you cried?

a few nights ago when they stopped talking to me i cried like a little baby lmao ahhhhhhhhhh yikes81.) have you ever laughed so hard you peed yourself?

nope82.) have you ever made anyone laugh so hard they peed?

i think? there was this one dude who literally thought everything i said was genuinely funny though to this day i have no idea if he was serious or not. i also have not seen that dude ever since83.) if you could travel any where in the world, where would you go?

Venice Italy.84.) what are 3 words you would use to describe yourself?

Lonely, Filth, dependant85.) do you consider yourself a loyal person?

no, if my loyalty gets in the way of what i think is the right thing to do then i disregard the loyalty86.) what is your favorite season and why?

Winter. for some reason growing up i always felt like winter was unappreciated and i had this train of thought like “ even the cold needs to be loved” that and most of my wardrobe is just winter stuff. plus midnight walks feel so much nicer since its so cold out you know for a fact no one else would be walking around because whos gonna wait in a dark alley at -30 to mug, rape or kidnap someone.87.) have you ever told anyone you loved them, and didn’t mean it?

nope. if i ever said it i meant it.88.) do you know how to play any instruments?

not reliably. like i know some songs on guitar from youtube tutorials but i can’t play the guitar in all circumstances yknow like i learned the song without mastering the basics89.) do like like falling asleep to music or not?

nope. i need like silence to sleep but ambient noise is preferred. music gives my brain something to focus on and thus stay awake90.) what are you allergic to?

pet fur or feathers and stuff. my eyes get puffy, my nose clogs up and my skin itches91.) have you ever wanted to be someone else for a day just so you could see what there life is like?

a sad, extremely rich person and a happy, extremely poor person. to show me what to be grateful for92.) if you could be any character from your favorite tv show would you, and if so, who would you be?

huh, thats tough… if its haikyuu i’d love to be daichi, if its my hero academia its hawks or deku93.) if you could be best friends with any celebrity who would it be and why

Gal Gadot, I feel like she’d be such a positive influence on my life and that thing she does to people who are shorter than her where she cups their face in her hands omg i’d melt everytime. i just kinda wanna be like a little brother to her lol

94.) are you outgoing?

i would say i am?95.) have you ever wanted to kiss someone, but weren’t brave enough to?

oh fuck yeah im fucking gutless96.) are you a good flirt?

nope. awkward and weird af97.) have you ever been turned down, or have you ever turned anyone down?

yup all the time. part of life98.) which planet is your favorite?

never really thought about planets much but i do stan pluto as a planet99.) are you superstitious?

to an extent100.) are you a good listener?

i’d like to think i am101.) are you a good kisser

also like to think i am probs not102.) would you kiss any of your friends?

all of them honestly well not all of them. mostly cuz yknow theyre taken or theyd probably hate me if i did some of them are super defensive about physical intimacy

[goddamnedamericanjedi]

Classic Rock Magazine Interview With Sebastian Bach

SEBASTIAN BACH          © Dave Ling - December 2002       

  It wasn’t the greeting that worried me. During the 13 years that I’ve been interviewing Sebastian Bach, there have been a variety of headlocks and bear hugs. Fortunately, today it’s just a super-firm handshake. Although in the past he’s spat huge globules of phlegm across the room to express disgust at certain subjects, and once even called to talk on a mobile phone whilst taking a piss, neither was I overly concerned about the former Skid Row frontman’s behavior during our encounter.

My biggest reservation was how this particular conversation might conclude. Last time we spoke face-to-face, during a press tour for Skid Row’s 1995 album ‘Subhuman Race’, matters concluded prematurely after I stated the journalistic consensus that the album was considerably below par. “We’ll see who’s still doing this in ten years time,” raged Seb with a face like thunder, before booting the back of my chair, storming from the room and cancelling the rest of his interviews for the day.

That decade he referred to isn’t yet up, but thankfully we’re both still here. “What you said back then hurt so much because I considered a writer like you, who’d written a lot of our early press, to represent the British media,” confides Bach while preparing for Classic Rock’s photo session. “It was hard to take, dude.”

The Canadian had joined Skid Row after being spotted jamming at the wedding of photographer Mark Weiss, and a support spot on Bon Jovi’s ‘New Jersey’ tour gave the fledgling quintet their breakthrough.

Unfortunately, Bach’s dark side was soon revealed and he claimed to have “punched the shit out of Jon, decked him on his fat little ass” when a dispute about a contract Skid Row had signed with Bon Jovi’s Underground publishing company was leaked to the press.

Seb’s wild man credentials were further emphasized by a string of antics, some amusing and some irresponsible. He wiped his derriere on a copy of the Daily Star at Docklands Arena (his tackle flying free in the process) and incurred a lifetime ban at Wembley through playing the song ‘Get The Fuck Out’ when warned not to. Even more regrettably, however, he also wore a T-shirt emblazoned with the slogan ‘Aids Kills Faggots’, and in front of MTV’s cameras threw a glass bottle back into a Massachusetts crowd after it had hit him on the head. A female 14-year-old required 125 stitches.

Finally, Skid Row’s patience snapped, and the relative failure of ‘Subhuman Race’ enabled them to dismiss Bach at the end of 1996. The last time he spoke to Classic Rock, in Issue 13, Sebastian claimed to have no idea why he’d been ‘let go’, adding ruefully: “I’ll never understand why we dropped the ball.” Now a solo artist, his 1999 album ‘Bring ‘Em Bach Alive’ has just been reissued, and Bach has a variety of projects on the go.

DL. You’re here for an appearance on the Never Mind The Buzzcocks, the BBC1 game show. Do you know much about British pop music?            SB. Ha ha… no. Well, Iron Maiden had a No 1 record, so that’s pop music, right?

DL. So how will you act when they inevitably take the piss, as they did to Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine and Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden?            SB. I’ve been on that show twice in America, but the American version flopped - hopefully that wasn’t my fault. I don’t know how a host on British game show could go after me… they’re the retarded ones for paying me $1,800 to come over for 45 minutes work. Dude, everyone says he’s gonna be horrible, but I’ll show him fuckin’ horrible! I can rewrite the fuckin’ level of horrible. I’ll give him a taste of horror.

DL. You recently posted an extremely touching tribute to your father, David Bierk, at your website. Which characteristics good or bad did you inherit from your parents?            SB. My dad was a painter who had shows all over the biggest galleries in New York. Elton John, Bon Jovi, Axl Rose and Gene Simmons all bought his paintings. He just let me know that nothing was impossible. My intensity, the way I talk, he made me realize that singing wasn’t a vocational choice, it was a life choice.            My only regret is that I’ve been on the road from the age of 13 to now, aged 34, and I missed out on so much family life. I never just got a bowl of popcorn, sat down with my dad and watched the TV. He told me on his deathbed, ‘Everybody in this world is too busy’. I’d say to readers of this magazine, if you’ve got somebody - whether it’s your brother, your mom or sister - just enjoy life with them for just a fuckin’ second, because I look back and God… [trails off].

DL. Since being kicked out of Skid Row in 1996 you’ve spread your wings into TV presenting and appearing in the Broadway versions of Jekyll & Hyde and The Rocky Horror Show.            SB. One of my idols, Geoff Tate [of Queensrÿche], keeps calling and asking how I got onto Broadway. The honest truth is that Broadway came to me. I never in a million years thought I’d have the braincells left to memorise the Jekyll & Hyde script. I shit you not, it’s like War And Peace. How it happened was that Jason Flom at Atlantic signed Skid Row in 1987, and Atlantic also has a theatre division. Jason called and said I had the meanest voice and the personality to do it, and believe me when I was Edward Hyde I became Edward Hyde. It was cool music, I swear, some of it’s like ‘Sad Wings Of Destiny’ [the 1976 Judas Priest album].

DL. When a woman in the first row handed you a rose, you bit the head off. Why did you do that?            SB. It was my way of saying, ‘I’m on Broadway, but I’m still Sebastian Bach’.

DL. By the time this article is printed, you will be on a year-long US tour playing the lead character in Jesus Christ Superstar.            SB. Andrew Lloyd Webber requested a stack of Skid Row CDs, and all my pictures, I swear to God. And he came back and said, ‘Hello, is Jesus Christ there?’, so he made the decision.

DL. Some might say that this is a role you’ve spent your life rehearsing for.            SB. [Sounding slightly hurt]: I must be a fucking moron. I never thought you would’ve said that, dude. Sometimes I’m so confused by other people’s perception of me.

DL. Well, they say that you’re an egomaniac.            SB. Dude, you have to be on of those to go on stage. What do you want to see, some fucking guy singing [in nerdy, apologetic voice]: ‘We are the youth gone wild’? If I didn’t have my ego I wouldn’t be doing it. I don’t think it’s misplaced though, I hope not. I wake up every day and hope I’m gonna have a great day, be the nicest guy ever. But if someone’s a dick to me, I’m gonna be a fuckin’ dick back to them.

DL. You’re an ass-kicking rock dude from the 80s that’s now playing Jesus. Could you imagine Axl or Vince Neil doing the same thing?            SB. Absolutely not, and that’s not a slight against them, Axl has already proved he can’t be on time. I love Axl Rose, but let me get this through everybody’s head: we’re talking eight shows a week for 42 weeks. That’s tough work.

DL. Would you someday like to follow your old rival Jon Bon Jovi into the movies?            SB. I don’t differentiate ‘movies’ or ‘Broadway’, what I care about is presenting my fans with something that entertains. And if I’m entertained by it my fans will be, too. So if I got a great film role, yeah, cool.

DL. What do you think of Jon’s acting abilities? And would he work you him in an acting role if the part demanded it?            SB. I’ve never seen him really act. There was one movie where he was a pot dealer, and I saw a little bit of that, but he’s a very good actor because he doesn’t smoke pot! I did have acrimony towards Jon for years, but on my Forever Wild TV show I interviewed Tico Torres [Bon Jovi drummer], we played ‘Lay Your Hands On Me’, had a brew at the bar and talked about the old days. All I was ever mad at Jon for was to let me have my own life. That was it. Please, I don’t need someone to hold my fucking hand.

DL. We didn’t get to see your VH1 rock show Forever Wild before it was cancelled back in April. Care to tell us about it?            SB. It was kinda obscure, I got to go through the VH1 vaults and pick the videos. We had ‘You Really Got Me’ by Van Halen on the first show, and W.A.S.P.’s ‘I Wanna Be Somebody’… but it was my show!

DL. That explains why it ran for just five months.            SB. Yeah, but it was fun. I got to go to Ted Nugent’s 200-acre farm and shoot wild boar, and eat it, of course. I went car racing with Vince Neil and golfing with Tommy Lee. I was in the studio with Rob Halford while he was recording the song ‘Crucible’… waaaaaah! It was 16 episodes, which was twice as long as the [first series of] The Osbournes. Maybe a fifth of the people watched it, but it was a midnight rock show.            They offered me another show, at four in the afternoon, but they would be picking the videos and it was cheesy things like Quiet Riot, stuff to laugh at. I will not make fun of heavy metal, or patronize people.

DL. You then resurfaced on - of all things - the Learning Channel’s The New Sideshow, which was described as “a not-for-the-weak-of-heart documentary on today’s more outrageous carnival acts” that included human pincushion The Impaler. Do you do these unusual things to keep you in the public eye, or because you enjoy them?            Of course because I enjoy them… doh! Let me offer this piece of advice, I’ve not changed my home phone number since 1989. Never make yourself too inaccessible, it’s good for business when people know where you are. I wake up, press play and it’s, ‘Hey Sebastian, do you want to do this?”… next message, ‘Hey Sebastian, how about this?’            You just have to play the cards that are dealt you, it’s a very different world than it was. I’m in this to sing, so if I can get my voice heard in whatever fashion then that’s what I’ll do. Ozzy is the most famous he’s ever been, not because of his music but because of a fucking TV show. I’m not being flown over to England to sing, I’m being flown over to go on a gameshow. That is fucked. What you also have to consider is that the venues I’ll be playing Jesus Christ in are the same ones that Skid Row headlined for ‘Slave To The Grind’ tour… the Paramount in Seattle, the Fox in Atlanta. But instead of doing one show, I’m now doing eight shows in the same venue. So I’ve finally topped what I did in the past.

DL. C’mon, you must admit you’d rather be coming here to play rock music?            SB. I’ve just saw in your magazine that Alex Lifeson says no British promoter wants Rush. Hey, I’ve been asking British promoters since 1996 to come over and they just laugh! I’ve done two full American tours, 104 shows on the first tour, 90 shows on the second, a sold-out tour of Japan. I’m dying to play here, man, but the offers they give me are like… restaurants! Don’t you have to suck first? I’ve never played England and flopped - not fucking once! Thank God for the USA.

DL. You just mentioned The Osbournes. Can you imagine the footage MTV would have got if they’d followed you around in 1992?            SB. Ha ha ha, there wouldn’t have been a TV show made out of it. You couldn’t air it. But there seems to be a perception that as soon as we woke up and did drugs and drank, and that’s not true. I never did a show drunk - ever.

DL. Am I right in thinking you’ve cut out most of those antics?            SB. I hate that shit, I’ve not done a line [of coke] since 1993. I have no desire to. A part of me still has that personality when I get too sad, when my dad died I was drinking way too much, but just beer. Back in those days everybody was fucking doing it, you were the weirdo if you weren’t.

DL. You were recently involved in what was dramatically reported as “making terroristic threats” to a New Jersey bartender who refused to let you take your drink outside his club, then for having marijuana and rolling papers on you when you were arrested.            SB. I’d been shooting an episode of Forever Wild with Vince Neil, who’s always a bad influence on me; they talk about the bad boys of rock, I’m like Queen Elizabeth compared to Vince. But there’s a side of me that can get down and dirty. I was with Vince for a week down on south beach in Miami, waking up each morning and just getting ripped. When I got back to New Jersey, my chick was giving me shit on the phone because she wanted to party with Mötley Crüe. And I was like, ‘Babe, it’s my job, I get paid to party with the Crüe. This is how I feed our kids, so let me party with the Crüe, you stay home and everything’ll be fine’. And she was like, ‘Grrrrrrrrr’. So I go, ‘Fuck you, I’m not coming home’ and tell the limo driver to turn around because we’re going to Broadway.            I get a hotel suite and get VH1 to pay for it, order up fucking booze and some other things, and all my friends come over to party. I stayed there for like two days, until she called and was nice to me. It’s a two hour limo drive home and by then I’m so fuckin’ drunk, my chick gives me a little bit of shit. So I take a bunch of Molsons [beers] and walk to this bar, I never drive while drunk. I’ve been going to this bar for 12 years and all these chicks, dudes and businessmen are excited to see me, so then I’m holding court. This guy suggests we go outside and bust a joint, but the bartender says he’s gonna call the police if I take my beer - I told him to go ahead. He fucking rails me, punches me right in the fucking head and I freaked out, so I tackled him around the waist brought him into the one wall, stood on his neck and said, ‘I’ll fucking kill you, mutherfucker’. The whole bar was freaked out, but he threw the first punch. I had a couple of joints in my pocket, so I got busted for marijuana. And the next day’s headline was, ‘Sebastian Bach Busted For Drugs And Terroristic Threats’. Dionne Warwick was arrested for having seven marijuana cigarettes, and I had a joint… someday maybe I can be as wild as Dionne fuckin’ Warwick. What fuckin’ bullshit.

DL. If Skid Row came back to you - and I stress those four words - would you someday agree to rejoin them?            SB. It’d all depend on the music, that’s the only reason I joined them in the first place. But Rachel [Bolan, bass] and Snake [guitar] were the best fucking songwriters I ever fuckin’ met, and they just don’t do it anymore. Anyone can go on the internet and find out what happened between me and the guys, just download the Ozone Monday record [make with singer Sawn McCabe]. That was supposed to be the fourth Skid Row record. The reason I’m not singing on it is that it fucking sucks! I mean, Andrew Lloyd Webber or Ozone Monday? Well [chuckles maliciously]…

“Kids think that music is free. My 14-year-old son downloads Arch Enemy and Cradle of Filth songs and I’m the asshole dad who says, ‘Bands worked really hard on those’”

DL. Do you even have any interest in hearing ‘Thick Is The Skin’, the album they’ve made with your replacement, Johnny Sollinger?            SB. No. But what fucking year will it come out. Those guys have been saying, ‘We got a whole album done’. Well, let’s fuckin’ hear it. I’m giving you two fucking albums, I’m giving you three fucking musicals, five tours. I’ve got nothing to hide, dude. You may not even like ‘…Bach Alive’, but at least I’m delivering product.

DL. Why do you feel that the band made such a phenomenal early impact, from the Marquee to Hammersmith Odeon in a matter of months?  SB. Just the songs and the way we attacked our music. Revolver magazine recently said Skid Row was one of the best metal albums of all time because they played a song like ‘Youth Gone Wild’ like they were playing ‘Angel Of Death’ by Slayer.            Would they be so successful now? In the year 2002 kids think that music is free. My 14-year-old son spends all day downloading Arch Enemy and Cradle of Filth and I’m the asshole dad who has to say, ‘You shouldn’t be making those CDs, those bands worked really hard on those’. He looks at me like, ‘What the fuck is your problem?’            I get like emails that say, ‘Sebastian, I went to five shops looking for ‘Bring ‘Em Bach Alive’ and couldn’t find it, but I downloaded it and it fucking rocks, dude’. One the one hand I wanna go, ‘Thanks man’, and on the other hand I wanna hold my head in my hands, but everybody’s in that same situation.

DL. So you were in agreement with Lars Ulrich on the Napster issue?            SB. Oh, definitely. I even did this CD called ‘Bach To Basics’ because somebody told me to go onto Napster and when I saw what Sebastian Bach stuff was available I almost fuckin’ committed suicide. The whole The Last Hard Men CD was there, before I even fuckin’ played it for my friends. So I ripped my own CD off Napster and now I sell it on the web.

DL. The last time we were in a room together you lost your temper in a row over ‘Subhuman Race’. Can you now stand back a bit and understand why fans felt it wasn’t as good as the first two?            SB. Yeah, but how can a writer say what a record should sound like when they’re not even in the band? What I find humorous is that nobody liked that record, but 12 years later we’re still talking about that fucking record. When I hear ‘Subhuman Race’ now I hear more Bob Rock [producer], because he did the same thing as he did on Metallica’s ‘Load’. He changed things. I remember him saying, ‘Everybody knows you can scream, Sebastian’, and suggesting I sing like Scott Weiland [of Stone Temple Pilots]. Why don’t you just take a thoroughbred racehorse and hit him on the fuckin’ kneecap with a baseball bat? I do like that album, but it’s not a fun record. ‘Youth Gone Wild’ was fun.

DL. Let’s imagine you can go back in time and change three events in your life. If you don’t mind, I’d like to guess that they would be: a) signing away such a large percentage of your royalties to Jon Bon Jovi, b) the bottle-throwing incident and c), not having hit Jon harder. Am I right?            SB. Awww, I have more good memories of Bon Jovi than bad ones now. I’ve bashed Jon relentlessly in the past, but I don’t feel that way any more. When I think of those times when I was touring with Bon Jovi and living at his house for two weeks… okay, maybe the deal we signed wasn’t the most equitable of all time, but it’s possible that if we hadn’t, you might never have heard of me. And I respect his tenacity in an industry that devours its young and old alike.            So to answer your question… I did wear a really ridiculous T-shirt, and I can’t believe I’m bringing it up again, but it was really rotten, really stupid. And the bottle throwing thing, yeah, I’d change that. Then again, if somebody cracks you in the head with a bottle, what do you do? You ain’t thinking rationally. If somebody hit me with a bottle in the head again I’d probably knock the fuck right out of them.

DL. You even turned down Playgirl?            SB. Twice. I already get known for things other than my voice, like my hair or going to jail or whatever, and I want to be known as a singer. That means more to me than anything.

Apart from your Broadway activities, what’s the delay in following up ‘Bring ‘Em Bach Alive’?            Atlantic Records signed me in 1987 and they still have first right of refusal [on my work]. ‘Bring ‘Em Bach Alive’ has the Atlantic logo and the Spitfire logo because Atlantic technically owns Sebastian Bach, and they license to certain territories where Atlantic didn’t put it out - including Britain, because Mary Hooton, my great friend, fucking rejected the fucking record.The next record will be done when it’s done. I want to deliver a product that’ll get the proper exposure; I don’t want it coming out three years later in one country than another. I’m doing it, but the fans have to realise how the internet has taken the wind out of the sails of the music industry. There’s always trepidation and anticipation about delivering a CD in this climate.

DL. How do you think you’ll feel aged 65 with 'Youth Gone Wild' tattooed on your arm? SB. I’ll just get “I was the” tattooed on my bicep. Right up here, dude. I got that space reserved.

 P.S. Dave says...          

Larger than life and twice as unpredictable, Sebastian Bach has now been out of Skid Row since 23rd December, 1996, the day that co-founding guitarist Dave ‘Snake’ Sabo sacked him after receiving a torrent of hate in answerphone form. The parting of ways between singer and the New Jersey band had been a long time coming. Notorious for short-fuse temper as for chiseled cheekbones and multi-octave voice, Bach drove the group’s instrumentalists mental but was accommodated by the rest of Skid Row for as long as their patience would stand. Post-Skids, Bach hasn’t exactly stuck to the traditional route. He acted in the musical versions of Jekyll & Hyde and Jesus Christ Superstar and went on to appear in various TV shows, though age and luvviedom have failed to mellow him. Sebastian recently completed a whirlwind tour of the UK and a new album – his first set of all-new solo material – is due next year. (17th December, 2004)

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Go off and do all of the asks have fun!!

OSHIT. I'M LIKE A COKE ADDICT IN A STRIP CLUB.1. Who was the last person you held hands with?@shoutymcscouty2. Are you loud and outgoing or shy?•My mind is all three at once, and then some.3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? • No one comes to mind. 4. Are you easy to get along with?• I like to think so. 5. Have you ever given up on someone?• Oh my goodness yes. 6. How many pillows do you sleep with?• Two. Sometimes 4.7. Have you ever been skinny dipping?• Nopeee8. Do you have any tattoos?• No :( I wish. 9. Do you have any piercings?• Noooo again I wish.10. How big is your house?• It's pretty big actually. It's a farmhouse. Too expensive for my family to afford so we're financially fucked and it won't sell. 11. What do you typically have for breakfast?• Smoothie or bowl of fruit. It's always something light. 12. Have you ever fired a gun?• Yes. Quite often. Sport Shooting is a favorite past time of mine.13. What is your favorite swear word?• It's either fuck or prick. 14. What is the longest you have gone without sleep?• Almost 48 hours.15. Do you have any scars?• Mhm! I have two on my right forearm, I have one on my forehead from falling off a guitar case I climbed and stood on when I was 3, I have one on my ankle from a razor slip in the shower, and I have one on my left forearm from my cat.16. Have you ever had a secret admirer?• Nope.17. Are you a good liar?• Yes, because my father and grandpa taught me.18. What is the most challenging thing you have ever been through?• The death of my grandmother, and living with my family. 19. Are you a good judge of character?• I like to think so but I've definitely been proven wrong. 20. What is your favorite accent?• New York, Irish, and Australian. 21. What 3 words would you choose to describe yourself?• Hot Fucking Mess.22. What is your most expensive article of clothing?• All my jeans and my trucker jacket. 23. Are you left or right handed?• Left. 24. What are some of your biggest fears?• Oceans, big bodies of water in general, closed spaces, rooms full of people, rooms with just a few people, telephones, and heights (not so much anymore).25. Are you a clean or messy person?• Messy... 26. If you were drunk, who would you want to take care of you?• Chandler 🖤27. Do you like big crowds of people or smaller groups?• neither. But I prefer smaller. 28. Do you think you will be in a relationship 2 months from now?• No. 29. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?• Nope not at all. Unless the person makes it weird. 30. Do you believe in luck or miracles?• Both. 31. Are you religious?• Yes actually. 32. What does your most recent text say?• "Oh my fuck" to my church camp chat lol 33. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?• Emma I think. 34. Who from the opposite sex is on your mind?• Chandler because I'm remembering funny drunk stories he's told me. 35. How do you feel about abortion?• Her body her choice 🤘36. What good thing has happened to you this month?• I got to go to a fucking awesome show with my faves Ethan, @s-t-petersburgAnd Felix 37. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?• Fuck no. 38. Do you think there is life on other planets?• Yes!!39. Do you still talk to your first partner?• No. he's the fucking worst. 40. Do you like bubble baths?• I'm too uncomfortable with myself to enjoy showers lol 41. What do you do to relax or unwind?• get in bed and watch live concert videos, or read, or paint. 42. What are your neighbors like?• they're my godparents and they're old. 43. What are your bad habits?• Procrastination, sleeping too late, and just being messy.44. Do you like to travel?• Yes omg I love to!!!45. Do you have trust issues?• Fuck yes. 46. What is your favorite part of your daily routine?• Nothing really. I guess going to bed. 47. What was or is your favorite academic subject?• Art, Art history, and history. 48. What body part are you most uncomfortable with?• *opens up anatomy book*49. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?• Look at my phone and play music. 50. Who are you most comfortable around?• Chandler and Emma 51. Do you ever want to get married?• If it seems like the best option. 52. Do you ever want to have children?• If the time is right and I am financially well off. 53. If you could change one law, what would it be?• healthcare. It's fucked.54. Is your hair long enough for a ponytail?• Sorta. It's in the awkward in between stage. 55. Would you rather live without TV or music?• Tv for sure. 56. What language do you want to learn?• German or Irish Gaelic. 57. What are you paranoid about?• Becoming my dad, not being able to move out upcoming school year.58. Do you think age matters in relationships?• No. Unless one person is a minor and the other is like almost 30.59. Do you play sports?• I used to do archery competitively.60. When you are extremely quiet, what does it mean?• I am either having an episode in my head, I'm concentrating, I'm angry, I'm upset, or I'm perfectly fine. Or all of the above 😎61. Spell your name with your chin.• Jscha. nice. 62. What do you say during awkward silences?• Usually an inappropriately timed joke. 63. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?• yessssss 64. Do you smile at strangers?• Of course!65. Do you want a roommate? • Sure if they'll pay half of everything66. What's your best friend like?• she's really bubbly and sweet and super loud but super cute. She's always there for me and we do honestly fight a lot, but we always come back together.He's super sarcastic and he's a bit of an asshole sometimes. But we both have similar home situations and have been through some of the same stuff. We pick each other up, and he's pretty much the Johnny Torrio to my Al Capone. 67. What stores do you shop in?• Goodwill mainly. Any thrift shops. 68. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?• Depends on what they did 69. What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?• "it's only because you're lonely." In the middle of an argument with a friend when I was telling them that they valued their girlfriend more than me.70. What is your ex-partner like?• Short. Angry. Republican, sexist, racist, immature, a pig, and he liked to cuss me out and he would throw all of his shit into a box and nail it shut when he got upset. He's crazy.

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You play a fair game anon

1. What’s your middle name?

Wednesday. I no kidding. That is my bonafide middle name. And it’s not after the day. It’s after Wednesday Addams from The Addams Family.

2. What are you listening to right now?

Scream and Run Away - The Gothic Archives

3. What was the last thing you ate?

About three tiny snack bags of Dorito’s

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

I never use my phone for it’s intended purpose - instead i just use it to go through Tumblr whenever i don’t have my laptop.

5. Do you drink?

I’m underage, so no. Even if i was the legal age i wouldn’t, that shit tastes gross.

6. Do you smoke?

Nope.

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?

I’m confused by this question - the first thing i notice in people in general or the first thing i noticed in the people i now call my friends? If it’s the former, then i barely notice anybody else in this world as it is. I live cut off from everyone else.

If it’s the latter, then i don’t know what exactly was the thing that makes me think “wow your actually worth my time”.

8. What is your hair color?

An ugly and startling shade of brown with this fast disappearing blonde streak that i had dyed back in Year 8.

9. What is your eye color?

Brown.

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?

Only fake hipster glasses. Otherwise i have no need for them.

11. Dogs or cats?

CATS FTW

12. What’s your favorite animal?

CATS

13. What’s your favorite television show?

At the moment it’s the ASOUE Netflix series, but it’ll probably change to Star once Season 3 premiers.

14. What’s your favorite movie?

It’s well-known that i love Anastasia and Big Hero 6, so i’m going to share something different for a change. Some of my other favourites include Wreck-It Ralph, The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya, and When Marnie Was There.

15. What’s your favorite band/singer?

Melanie Martinez.

16. How old are you?

15, 16 at the end of next month though.

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Yes, i do. I’d rather not talk about it though.

18. What’s your sexual orientation?

Heterosexual.

19. What’s your favorite color?

Silver

20. What was your most embarrassing moment?

I already give myself such a hard time late at night about all the embarrassing shit i’ve done i don’t need to broadcast it to the world

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?

Not necessarily someone else, but somewhere else. 

22. What were you like when you were a kid?

Take any classic bratty child (Pacifica Northwest, Veruca Salt, ect) and there you have me. 

23. What would your dream house be like?

Big, spacious, has a lot of unnecessary rooms i just keep because i feel like it, with plenty of room for the cats to roam. Ideally, it would be in a city.

24. What last made you laugh?

I don’t remember.

25. What is your favorite word?

“Inordinate”

26. What is your least favorite word?

“Excess” . I always think of something gross whenever i hear the word.

27. What turns you on?

Being as crazy (or crazier) than i am (evil is just an added bonus), looking a very specific way as well, and not being afraid to call the shots. 

28. What turns you off?

Anything that is not the above, but most notably becoming super uncomfortable with any gore. I mean, leave me to be the one who faints over this stuff. 

29. What is your star sign?

Gemini.

30. What are your favorite books?

As i stated before, i don’t tend to read anymore but there are a couple of books i’ve enjoyed over the years.

31. Do you have any siblings?

No.

32. Do you like to dance?

I used to like dancing before a particularly embarrassing moment back in 5th Grade made me uncomfortably realise i’m actually shit at it.

33. What is your definition of cheating?

Hacking a game just so you can win and rub it in your friends faces.

34. Have you ever cheated on someone?

There’s no-one to cheat on, never has been.

35. Do you regret anything?

*looks at my long list* how about we don’t

36. Do you have any phobias?

I do but i’m too smart to reveal them here.

37. Ever broken any bones?

Nope.

38. Ever come close to death?

The multiple times i tried to commit suicide back in 2015, plus a close call with a car that if it weren’t for dumb luck i would have died. 

39. What is your religion, if any?

I’m not religious.

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?

One years ago during that period of time where i couldn’t shut the fuck up about how much i loved this one boy at my former school. As well as it being a depressing chapter in my life, it’s also kinda cringey. The psych i saw wasn’t very good at his job. Many people have said i need to go see someone now but i think they’ll just try and stop me.

41. Are looks important in a relationship?

Yes. Call me shallow, but i have to be attracted to something, personality is just an added bonus.

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?

I don’t consider myself to be like either.

43. What is your favorite season?

Spring.

44. Do you have any tattoos?

No, and i don’t like needles so i’ll never get one.

45. Do you have any piercings?

Nein.

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

Depends on who you count as a boyfriend.

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?

48. Who is your celebrity crush?

Don’t have one.

49. Are you a virgin?

Underage, so yes. I’ll probably stay a virgin.

50. Do you get jealous easily?

Yes, even over petty things.

51. What is your favorite type of food?

Japanese food.

52. Do you ever want to get married?

(Copy ‘N Pasted from an earlier ask)

Yes, but it’s extremely unlikely for this to happen. I’ll be the 60 year old spinster who hides in her massive mansion still obsessing over a game that came out 46 years ago (in that time)

53. Who was your first kiss with?

Never have kissed anyone, unless you count the brother of a friend many years ago, but since i was 5 and it seems more like assault looking back on it, i don’t. 

54. Have you ever been cheated on?

No.

55. What is your idea of the perfect date?

It happens with the person i want it to happen with.

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Introvert, though i become extroverted around the people i’m comfortable with.

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?

Never really thought about it. I’ve spent to much time thinking of how much better alternate universe versions of me are doing right now (to be honest, apart from one specific thing in life i’m doing kinda fine)

58. What talent do you wish you’d been born with?

A good singing voice

59. What is your saddest memory?

That ties in with most traumatic memory, which is something i do not ever wish to recount as i’ve spent most of my life blocking it out.

60. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes.

61. Do you believe in soul mates?

I guess?

62. Have you ever dyed your hair?

See question 8.

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumour about you?

Of course. I was always regarded as the crazy one throughout my years of school, though i haven’t been doing much to help it with my crazy escapades and talk that disturbs those around me.

64. Would you go against your moral code for money?

My moral code involves money a lot, so no.

65. What are three things most people don’t know about you?

I have a tendency to faint, but a few specific things have to happen for me to pass out. I have to have not eaten anything all day, gotten minimum sleep at night and have a trigger that sets it off (eg: overt descriptions of blood or drugs). Though if you’ve ever been in a Health class with me you’d already know this.

I’m not an empathetic person.

And finally, when i was little i once ate a flower in a bowl of flour because i thought it would turn me into a fairy.

66. Who are you jealous of?

Alternate versions of me, and people who have a Snow Miku.

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?

Yes, mainly a rabbit named Silver and a Kyubey plushie.

68. How long was your longest relationship?

A week.

69. Is the glass half empty or half full?

It’s empty because i drank it all.

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

Just plainly pin me against a wall and do whatever you want with me. I just like the idea of being forced.

71. Who is your most loyal friend?

My long time friend Ella, who’s been with me through thick and thin, even after years ago in Year 3 i sent her a bunch of mean messages on Moshi Monsters because i was jealous of all the stuff she had.

72. Are you in a relationship?

No, i wish i was.

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

N/A  

74. Are you a bad person?

Yes.

75. Are you a lover or a fighter?

A fighter. Definitely a fighter.

76. What did you do on your last birthday?

I went to get Korean Fried Chicken and see Alice Through The Looking Glass (great film btw). It was pretty awesome.

77. What is your favorite quote and why?

“I defeat Brazilian Night” - Hameru, Meduka Meguca because of the meme

78. If your best friend died, what would you do?

If they were murdered, enact vengeance, if they died by accident i would be a super hermit for awhile.

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

I would get all my dolls and hide them at my Dad’s future house.

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?

Admit all the horrible things i’ve done or almost done, probably bang some random guy, hug a bunch of cats, watch my favourite series’ and eat everything.

81. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?

So i posted this on Reddit ages ago but to date it’s my weirdest dream (even weirder than the one with Kizana and Usami).

It started off with me, some internet friends and kids created by my subconscious hanging out in the town i used to live in. We ran into my Dad and i said hi to him and he told me that he’ll be getting home from work early today to celebrate New Years Eve.

We then went to an Italian restruant and i ordered some spaghetti. Then for some reason we all split up and left before eating. I went with this girl named Bessie and we ended up walking around in some dark suburb. I acquired a car so we went driving around for awhile but we drove past my former stepmother who was loudly complaining about some kid at her work. I freaked out, so we both abandoned the car and took a train to Craigieburn instead.

The train had this really nice old-timey look to it and you could order food and beverages. The train stopped at this one station, and this old fat guy got on the train and sat next to me. This demented weirdo thought i was Jesus Christ (what) and tried to make advances on me. I stood up and was like “that ain’t happening” and he followed me. He insisted that i was god but i just kept saying “No, i’m a girl named Luna and i’m an atheist. Leave me alone”. (my name isn’t Luna in real life) Bessie and some other passengers told him to leave me alone and he kinda skulked off after that. I had a nice conversatuion with Bessie about the New Year and checked my phone for the time. It was 9:40 so i still had time to make it to Nana’s house to see Dad.

So up until this point. the dream hasn’t been overtly crazy. At this point, we had finally arrived at Craigieburn station and everyone left the train. I stayed back to clean up the various plates and cups (totally unlike me by the way) and then the doors just shut. A few other straddles were on the train at the time too. The train started moving and everyone freaked out because they didn’t want to be there, but instead of the train just looping around like it should have, it went UP. Then we ended up on a tram track and were fine for a little while until we collided with the tram. Somehow i survived all of this and woke up in hospital.

And congrats if you read that all.

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?

I’d be happier ina relationship, but only with the right person.

83. Who were you in a past life?

Probably some irrelevant fuck.

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?

I don’t remember to be honest.

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

FUCK YES that whole bullshit in 2015/half of 2016 as well is because the guy i liked wasn’t interested and was frankly creeped out by my constant stalking.

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

I don’t remember one in particular but apparently when i was younger i used to talk to people who weren’t actually there. I still kinda do,

87. If you were the president, what would you do?

Forcibly cancel Teen Titans Go and PPG2016.

88. What is your ideal career?

Writer/Director of animated films and television series’

89. What is your political affiliation?

As of right now and for the foreseeable future, i remain apolitical.

90. Are you conservative or liberal?

I don’t give a crap about politics anymore.

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?

Neither is perfect. Perfection unfortunately doesn’t truly exist in this world.

92. Do you like kissing in public?

Theoretically, no.

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?

I would make fictional characters real for one.

94. Where would you like to live?

Not in this world.

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?

Japan or St Petersburg

96. Describe yourself in one word.

Materialistic

97. Describe yourself in one sentence.

“Yeah, Anya? She’s many things. Arrogant, Selfish, Materialistic, Obsessive, Insane, Lazy, Idiot, Brat, Loser, Sadsack, Psycho, Weak, Sick”.

That’s enough of my pity party

[lets-idont-even-know]

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1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?-because my life is starting to move pretty fast since I'm finishing college soon 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?-I'm usually awake before Faith so no 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?-a little but inevitably it's up to her4: Do you find it easy to trust others?-yeah5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?-I was at a party 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?-hopefully Katie cuz lord knows we'd be lost together7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?-Beat some ass8: Are you close with your dad?-yes!9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?-nah 10: What are you listening to?-a police siren outside11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?-yellow Gatorade12: Do you like hickeys?-absolutely 13: What time do you go to bed?-3am 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?-nope15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?-sometimes 16: Do you always answer your texts?-yes17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?-Nope18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?-I texted her like an hour ago and she was at the party with me last night 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?-yesssss20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?-I was drunk so I don't remember 21: Is anyone else in the room with you?-no 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?-yes23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?-no24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?-yeah25: In the past week, have you cried?-yeah26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?-maroon27: Do people ever call you by your last name?-not anymore 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?-I hope not 29: Do you have a best friend?-mhmmmm several30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?-yeah cuz she's my girlfriend 31: Who was your last call/text message from?-Faith32: Are you mad at anyone?-nope33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?-yes 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?-21 😛35: How many more days until your birthday?-56 until I'm 21 😍😍36: Do you have any summer plans yet?-hopefully an internship 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?-Cuba 😋38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?-nope39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?-no40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?-no41: Do you think age matters in relationships?-if it's not grossly significant then no42: Are you available?-not at all43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?-444: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?-ummm nipples I guess45: Do you believe exes can be friends?-yeah46: Do you regret anything?-I try not to47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?-getting an internship in order 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?-yeah this year actually 49: Was your last kiss a mistake?-not at all50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?-cuz I'm already dating her51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?-absolutely 😂52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?-currently 53: What was the last thing you ate?-chicken, bean dip, and nacho cheese in a bowl54: Did you get any compliments today?-no55: Where are you going on your next vacation?-hopefully California 56: Do you own anything from other countries?-yeah I have a keychain from ireland57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?-girls58: Where have you lived most of your life?-Indiana 59: When was the last time you took a long drive?-ummmm idk. If we're talking hours, not since I drove to Oklahoma. But like a head clearing drive Idk60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?-no 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?-no62: Who do you text the most?-Faith63: What was the last movie you saw?-perks of being a wallflower 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?-me lmao wtf65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?-not a single one 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?-yes 😏67: Do you curse around your parents?-my dad yeah68: Are you happy with where you live?-not even close 69: Picture of yourself?-I'll post one 70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?-monogamous. I'm a jealous fuck71: Have you ever been dumped?-dumped sounds so harsh. But initially yeah I guess, but it was more of a mutual thing overall72: What do you most like about making out?-wondering hands and lip biting73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?-yeah74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?Idk honestly75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?-I tend to look at people's muscles more than anything and they're super attractive 76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?-Faith77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?-No78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?-No79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?-Any time Faith says something sweet to me. She just has a way of making me get all flustered80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?-Idk honestly 81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?-Yeah actually 82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?-No83: Do you miss your last sweetie?-As a friend 84: Last time you slow danced with someone?-Ummmm idek 85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?-All my girlfriends when we started out86: How can I win your heart?-You'd have to kill Faith and take it from her and I don't suggest doing that cuz I'll kill you87: What is your astrological sign?-Gemini88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?-At a party, about to run drunk across campus in a storm 89: Do you cook?-not really 90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?-yeah91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?-n/a92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?-fall into relationships quickly 93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?-Their eyes, their smile, how tall they are 94: Name four things that you wish you had!-An internship, a plane ticket, new shoes, and a new camera 95: Are you a player?-I've been called that but I'm far from one 😂96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?-yes 😅97: Are you a tease?-no98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?-plenty of people 99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?-yeah100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?-Lauren Sanderson (don't tell Faith)101: Hugs or Kisses?-Kisses102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?-No103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?-Their hair 104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?-Absolutely 105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?-no I wouldn't 106: Do you flirt a lot?-When I'm single 107: Your last kiss?-At an airport 108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?-yes 109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?-No110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?-Lauren Sanderson (again, don't tell Faith 😅😂)111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?-My girlfrienddddd ☺❤️112: Does someone like you currently?-hopefully my girlfriend 😂113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?-Yeahhhhhh114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?-Serious relationships 115: Ever made out with just a friend?-yeah116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?-relationship

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1. What is you middle//full name?//I don’t have a middle name. And I am not willing to write my full name on here, so just please call me Dan, Rottweiler or Sara.

2. How old are you?//I am 22 years old :)

3. What is your birthday?//Feburary 8th 

4. What is your zodiac sign?//I am an Aquarius :)

5. What is your favorite color?//Black and Purple 

6. What’s your lucky number?//13

7. Do you have any pets?//I have one dog (His name is Paul, he is 11 years old and a Shnauzer-German Wirehaired Pointer - Mix.) and two snakes (They are called Naki and Yakumo, are around 3 years old, Naki is 3′11′’/119cm and Yakumo is 3′6′’/107cm long. They are cornsnakes. Yakumo is an albino.)

8. Where are you from?//I was born in Slovenia and I am living now in Germany.

9. How tall are you?//I am 5′4′’/163cm. 

10. What shoe size are you?//I have a US 7 / EU 38 shoe size

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?//Lemme count.. 15 pairs.. Upps xD 

12. What was your last dream about?//I never remember my dreams.

13. What talents do you have?//None?! …Apperantly the answer is sarcasm. 

14. Are you psychic in any way?//Hell no! Good thing I am not. I would have shit my pants several times.. 

15. Favorite song?//Currently it is The Archies - Sugar Sugar 

16. Favorite movie?//Friday the 13th Part VII: The new blood. (Honestly every slasher movie is my favorite movie xD)

17. Who would be your ideal partner?//Probably someone who enjoys slasher movies just as much as me and who can deal with my fucked up mind and body. 

18. Do you want children?//Yes. 

19. Do you want a church wedding?//No, but I would enjoy a medieval wedding ^^ 

20. Are you religious?//Not a bit.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?//Multiple times. 

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?//No :)

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?//I met a german comedian on the subway once ^^ 

24. Baths or showers?//Baths *-*

25. What color socks are you wearing?//They are black and purple xD

26. Have you ever been famous?//In High and Middle school for being a bully victim 

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?//No I don’t think so. I would love to be a celebrity on tumblr though =D 

28. What type of music do you like?//Rock ‘n’ Roll, Heavy Metal. The good stuff ^^ 

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?//No never dared to do it. I am way to uncomfortable in my own skin to do that, I guess,

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?//Two. A regular one and a smaller, soft one. 

31. What position do you usually sleep in?//Either on my stomach or on my right side. 

32. How big is your house?//About 60m²/ I have no idea how to convert that, I am sorry. 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?//Either two slices of bread with cheese and pepperoni or a bowl of cereal with half an apple and half a banana.

34. Have you ever fired a gun?//Yes I did at my grandma’s house.

35. Have you ever tried archery?//Yes I did multiple times at a medieval festival

36. Favorite clean word?//I have no idea what this means.. I just go with ‘moist’ =D

37. Favorite swear word?//Fuck.

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?//40 hours.

39. Do you have any scars?//Multiple ones.One on the back of my head because of a tumor.One on my forehead, because I couldn’t resist scratching on the chickenpox.One on the back of my thumb when I cut myself on a mirror. And various scars on my legs because self harm. 

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?//I have no idea. 

41. Are you a good liar?//Yes I am.

42. Are you a good judge of character?//I do think so, but I am not sure about it.

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?//Yes. British, french and retarded. Oh and Kermit the frog 

44. Do you have a strong accent?//Not really, though some people say I may sound a bit british when I am talking in english =D

45. What is your favorite accent?//British!

46. What is your personality type?//ISFJ-T

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?//A dress for 90 bucks. 

48. Can you curl your tongue?//With passion 

49. Are you an innie or an outie?//Innie

50. Left or right handed?//Right handed 

51. Are you scared of spiders?//Oh hell yeah.

52. Favorite food?//I have to admit, it is probably liverwurst =D

53. Favorite foreign food?//Pizza

54. Are you a clean or messy person?//A mix of both.

55. Most used phrased?// Holy fuck, maybe xDD

56. Most used word?“…, pipapo.” It is like etc. ^^

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?//Between half an hour and an hour. Depends on where I am going. For work, etc, it is just half an hour (From rolling out of bed till out of the door)For a date night or something it is an hour. 

58. Do you have much of an ego?//Hell no! 

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?//First I suck, then I bite ;)

60. Do you talk to yourself?//Yes 

61. Do you sing to yourself?//Not anymore

62. Are you a good singer?//I don’t think so 

63. Biggest Fear?//Being alone and forgotten. 

64. Are you a gossip?//If I don’t like a person, yes. 

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?//Can’t remember. 

66. Do you like long or short hair?//Both actually.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?//I am happy if I can get 15 xD 

68. Favorite school subject?//Was Biology 

69. Extrovert or Introvert?//Introvert 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?//No never, but I would really love to. 

71. What makes you nervous?//People.

72. Are you scared of the dark?//Not really. Only if I am thinking to much and see things.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?//Depends on the mistake. If its a huge one then yes.

74. Are you ticklish?//Yeah 

75. Have you ever started a rumor?//No never 

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?//No and I am very happy about it. 

77. Have you ever drank underage?//Yes, but only with my parents permission ^^ 

78. Have you ever done drugs?//No never. 

79. Who was your first real crush?//Kenny from South Park =D 

80. How many piercings do you have?//Eleven, all in my ears. 

81. Can you roll your Rs?“//I am from a country where it is part of the language to roll it. So naturally, yes. 

82. How fast can you type?//According to this 87 word per minute.

83. How fast can you run?//I die if I run. 

84. What color is your hair?//Natural it is a very light brown. But I dyed it purple and now it faded to a red 

85. What color is your eyes?//Green on the inner side and brown on the outer side

86. What are you allergic to?//Stress. No kidding! I get allergic reactions if I have to much stress. 

87. Do you keep a journal?//No. 

88. What do your parents do?//My father is a car mechanic (with master title) and my mother is a house cleaner.

89. Do you like your age?//Its okay, I guess

90. What makes you angry?//Dumb people. 

91. Do you like your own name?//Not really.

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?//Hell yeah.So for boys I want Hannibal, Floki or Wotan. And for a girl I want Misha xD 

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child?//I want to have both. Twins would be super amazing!

94. What are you strengths?//Intelligence. And Sarcasm.

95. What are your weaknesses?//I have a short temper and I am easily made sad.

96. How did you get your name?//Sara? Because my brothers name is Sašo and my father wanted to match it. (To be honest, I would have loved it if my parents would have called me Saša)Dan? Because a friend of mine was always called Larry. And then I came into the game and they called me Dan. Get it? Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry? ^^Rottweiler? Because appearendly I am very aggressive.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?//Yes. Far far way back. 

98. Color of your room?//3 walls are white, one is grey with a black muster on it. The furniture is held in white and black. 

99. Color of your bedspread?//Black and white.

100. Make up your own question//How are you today? 

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Dallas Week: Why Supporting the Cowboys Probably Makes You a Poser (Part 2)

Note: I wrote this column last year and decided to tweak it, update it, and publish a new version for 2018. 

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We all know one of these guys:

“Born and raised in Marlton! But I’m a lifelong Cowboys fan because my dad knew Nate Newton’s cousin.”

“Love the star on the helmet! I used to watch Roger Staubach on television back in 1974.”

“Well I grew up in Iowa, but we didn’t have a team, so I picked the Cowboys.”

These are all valid reasons to be a Dallas fan, according to Dallas fans. None of them involve being from Texas or ever having visited. “America’s Team” welcomes all front-runners and fakes.

This topic comes up every season. Eagles vs. Cowboys. It’s Dallas week on sports talk radio and disgusting locals crawl out their garbage pits to explain how they grew up in Northeast Philadelphia but support a 3-5 football team that hasn’t won diddly poo since the 1990s and is now being run into the ground by an owner who clings to the past and holds nobody accountable. The Cowboys “ain’t been nothing” for years, as Stephen A Smith recently said, yet you still have all of these bandwagon jabronies clinging to Dallas as if Troy Aikman is still out there slinging the ball around.

Philly is old-school and parochial. You grow up here, you support Philly teams. Eagles games are a family affair. You build memories through tangible experiences, like actually physically being inside of Veterans Stadium or meeting your favorite player after the game. You understand the city’s blue collar, non-cosmopolitan roots and why sport is a common thread. The third-shift factory worker who I saw puking outside of Les and Doreen’s in Fishtown last week  might not have much in common with Rand Spear, the accident lawyer, but both were probably standing somewhere on Broad Street nine months ago, watching the Birds’ celebrate their first Super Bowl win.

The reasons really aren’t important. It just is how it is. You probably know someone who has vacationed in Sea Isle City for 35 years. It’s not necessarily that they dislike Stone Harbor, they just go to Sea Isle because that’s where they’ve always gone. They’re comfortable and familiar with it, and they don’t see a need to change anything. This intrinsically Philadelphian behavior can be both good and bad, because we’re loyal and committed while not exactly diving head-first into new experiences or getting out to see the rest of the world.

I’d honestly say it’s less about how “legitimate” our fandom is. It’s more about how fraudulent others are.

If you grew up here, you don’t have an emotional or geographical link to the Cowboys, the Yankees, or Notre Dame. You just don’t. And don’t tell me that you supported the Irish because you’re an Irish Catholic; you supported them because they won football games and they were always on national television. Are Pennsylvania Methodists beaming with SMU pride? Didn’t think so.

Can you develop a connection to a foreign team over time? I don’t know. I guess. If your favorite college player of all time is drafted by the Raiders, maybe you add Oakland as a second team. I went to high school with Jimmy Develin, who won a couple of Super Bowls with the Patriots, so I was at least pulling for him to be successful even if I didn’t want the hoodie to lay his grimy hands on another Lombardi Trophy.

Likewise, you can watch the Los Angeles Lakers on NBA League Pass and share video clips on Reddit and photoshop a Twitter avatar that looks something like this:

  “I’m a lifelong fan of all four teams! I’m not a front-runner! I swear!”

You can follow the Lakers in a way that older generations weren’t able to. But you’re not really a fan. You’re not from Southern California and you probably didn’t tune in when the ’04-’05 squad was ripping off 34 wins with Brian Grant and Chucky Atkins. You got back on board when Pau Gasol showed up, like the Cowboy fan who, of course, felt drawn to the team that just so happened to win a bunch of Super Bowls.

The pretenses of your fandom are fake, and Philadelphia knows it. That’s what’s important here. It’s not your fandom itself, it’s the genesis of it.

One of the things that’s even more telling is that Texas natives come across as solid sports fans. I was down in Austin last week for the UT/West Virginia game, and Longhorn fans had to be some of the nicest people I’ve ever been around.

Seriously.

Walking in and out of the stadium, it was a lot of, “hope y’all enjoy the game.” No hostility, no bullshit, nothing. Most of the UT folks we talked to also doubled as Cowboy fans, a good chunk from the Dallas-Fort Worth area, and they were really knowledgeable about their pro team. A lot of them expressed disappointment with the way Jerry Jones and Jason Garrett are driving their squad into irrelevance after winning that batch of championships back in the day.

If anything, the Texas trip I guess confirmed what I already knew – that the problem with the Dallas fan base isn’t people from Dallas, it’s the morons from New York, Philadelphia, Des Moines, and everywhere else. It’s the people who don’t have any connection to Dallas who are in denial about the status of “their team.” It’s not the Texas people, because they were polite and friendly and knew their football.

There’s a third angle here, and it’s something that I argue with soccer people all the time, but it also applies to the “four for four” sports. It’s the fallacy that you have to pick a team in the first place.

For example, the English Premier League. What team do I support? There were a bunch of articles that were written 10 years ago to help new fans decide what club to get behind. You could go with Tottenham, or Chelsea, or even Arsenal if you hated yourself.

But just like the Cowboy fan who has never been to Texas, how many Premier League fans have ever been to Manchester? Not many. I like watching the foreign game as a neutral and enjoying it that way. I don’t relate to the guy who walks around Center City with a Manchester City shirt, unless dude is actually from England and watched that club when they were utter shite, long before Sheikh Mansour showed up and started throwing millions of dollars at the best players in the world.

And if we’re on the topic of geo-shaming here, how do I explain the fandom of a guy who grew up in Chadron, Nebraska? Honestly, I don’t know. Maybe he can pick a team. But isn’t it ironic how those types of people always end up settling on the very best? Nobody ever says, “hmm.. I think I’m gonna get behind the Carolina Hurricanes.” Nah, they all become “lifelong” Yankee fans at age 19.

The line of rebuttal usually goes something like this –

“Who does this guy think he is? Who the fuck is Kinkead to tell me who I can and can’t support?”

Well, I’m not really dictating here. You can support whomever you want to support, but the vast majority of Philadelphians and gonna roll their eyes and brand you as a fraud, because the pretenses of your fandom are flimsy.

Here’s a typical example of how things work in this area:

Say you grew up in… I dunno, Secane Pennsylvania, near that pizza place. You probably watched the Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, and Sixers with your family. At age 18, maybe you leave for college down in Richmond, so now you support Spider football and basketball.

That’s pretty much what you are. That’s your fandom. You’re a Philly-area native with no connection to the Chicago Cubs, Duke, Alabama football, or Fulham.

Actually, that last one is interesting. Fulham… you know, they had a bunch of Americans playing over there. That was always intriguing, and I kept an eye on Fulham, but I didn’t feel the need to become a Fulham “supporter.”

Similarly, Philadelphia loves Mike Trout but are we Angel fans? Nah. I never understood why people felt like they had to “support” a team to enjoy watching sports. Trust me, the less emotion you put into football, the easier it is to get over losing 13-9 to Shady McCoy and Dave fucking Wannstedt.

So let’s be real; if you’re a Cowboys fan who grew up in Philadelphia, you’re a poseur. You aren’t from Texas. You probably have never been to Texas. You didn’t pay any dues or stick with your team while they were dog shit, you just hopped on the bandwagon because they won three Super Bowls more than 20 years ago.

The ultimate irony is that it’s now becoming harder and harder to call these people “front-runners,” since Dallas has been utterly mediocre for the better part of two whole decades. But even if younger folks might not be jumping on the Cowboy bandwagon, I still have utter contempt for all of you cockroaches that slithered your way into that “fan base” back in the day.

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