If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
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reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage
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The thing is
If I proof 30 comic pages per hour for 5 hours per day at $3 a page and ~1,000 pages per week, I’d get $3,000 per week
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any super showing basic human decency: ope, lemme squeeze right past ya there pal!
the bats finding their mannerisms unsettling: i don’t think i can handle much more is this midwestern kindness, please call me a slur or something…
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Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.
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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
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im not exaggerating when i say i've thought about this dialogue at least once a day since the veilguard trailer dropped
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I dont want david tennant to ever abandon his current fashion era. Fuzzy stripes and non-binary pin during the day, Crowley-coded genderless fuckery by night. Need to be able to count on this for years to come
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i could cough and a transmisogynist would be like "that makes me uncomfortable. did you see her coughing? it was a very masculine cough. trans women are always making me feel unsafe in queer spaces like this." and at the exact same time some rando would go "can you cough in my mouth next mommy"
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