#astrosexual

[in-which-shit-is-posted]

HOW DID I FORGET

Afrosexual

Aggrosexual

Amatosexual

Anthrosexual

Arachnosexual

Astrosexual

Bronchiosexual

Carnisexual

Chemosexual

Christosexual

Crepusculosexual

Cybersexual

Entomosexual

Ethnosexual

Extrasexual

Extremosexual

Geosexual

Heliosexual

Helicosexual

Herbosexual

Hindusexual

Hydrosexual

Islamosexual

Judeosexual

Linguosexual

Lithiosexual

Lunasexuap

Magnosexual

Malificosexual

Metrosexual

Millisexual

Minisexual

Nanosexual

Nitrosexual

Oncolosexual

Oversexual

Pathosexual

Petrosexual

Photosexual

Picosexual

Pokésexual

Polysexual

Pornosexual

Pyrosexual

Ribosexual

Robosexual

Sexuosexual

Teleosexual

Undersexual

Vinosexual

An Incomplete List of Sexualities

Homosexual

Asexual

Allosexual

Demisexual

Pansexual

Monosexual

Bisexual

Trisexual

Quadrisexual

Quintisexual

Sextosexual

Xenosexual

Sapiosexual

Moronsexual

Antisexual

Prosexual

Presexual

Postsexual

Neosexual

Paleosexual

Microsexual

Macrosexual

Bromosexual

Egosexual

Autosexual

Motorsexual

Anglosexual

Francosexual

Russosexual

Sinosexual

Ecosexual

Nucleosexual

Quantumsexual

Levosexual

Dextrosexual

Metasexual

Physiosexual

Cardiosexual

Electrosexual

Thermosexual

Thaumosexual

Sociosexual

Neurosexual

Biosexual

Abiosexual

Apiosexual

Benzosexual

Anarchosexual

Theosexual

Last and least: Heterosexual

Feel free to add any I missed! 😊

[goodbadlibrarian]

Poem for Cassini

now, after flirting for years with her and her little sisters, running the elliptic around her shimmering bejeweled edges, he is skipping along her outer frozen breath, caressing the kinky old bird’s delicate methane skin, dipping and teasing while her sisters watch and all sing, 

Saturn and Cassini, sitting in a tree, e-x p-l-o-r i-n-g

he cannot approach her sisters for fear of what he might spread, three score and more virgin worlds, flirt yes, you can look but you can’t touch. 

he cannot go home, she is his home now, so vast, only knowable through the most delicate of gliding encounters. after a twenty year dance around this little pocket of the infinite, she is his only purpose.

and now, he is diving, committed, going all the way, vulnerable and unprotected, down into her breathless unknown, winking once at Enceladus, her secretly squirting little sister of tortured surface, before disappearing from the skies, from our wondering eyes, enveloped and one-way, all the way, burning and uniting, together at last in the deepest dark.

so long, little bird. hope it was as good for you as it was for us

[ryouverua]

watch?v=yDiD8F9ItX0 Kaito totally sits his boys down with him at least once a month to go on a trip through space together. Also just wanted to point out that at around the 15 minute mark when they reach the Deep Field, all of those are individual galaxies. Galaxies that probably each have their own millions--if not billions--of stars as our own does. And god if Kaito wouldn't just spend hours gushing over that.

ANON I WATCHED THE ENTIRE VIDEO NOW MYSELF AND HOLY SHIT I’M HYPERVENTILATING I’M SO EMOTIONAL it’s sO PRETTY

Kaito, nearly moved to tears and clutching both of their hands: There it is. The universe itself, spreading out far beyond our comprehension, full of mystery, of endless wonder -

Kokichi, who had been trying so hard to keep his sardonic comments in the entire time and just couldn’t hold it in anymore: Okay we get it, you want to bang the universe, jeez -

[krasnyybunt]

That Europa--- lookin pretty fine. So is Titan.

“Ha ha, I get your joke. Frankly I only screw the Darkside of the moon, so all those other floating rocks are going to have to fuck off.”

[thestarcreme]

Me n dis kitty go all the way back now he my side eye protector when I teach classes and give readings. Luv u 😻 #mainbae #astro #chat #astrosexual #boybye

[livethroughtthis]

Amber, crow, cocoa 😊🌻

Amber - share an unpopular opinion that you might have

All parties at this point are the same shitshow just some have a cleaner face which honestly make them even less appealing.

Also You don't need to have three hundred and six labels to have a personality we are at a point in which people invent new labels ... and I'm not taking about genderfluid or smth.. I'm talking about astrosexuals .. I refuse to believe that someone could really really deep inside identity as an astrosexual also why liking stars and feeling connected to them should be a sexuality ?? eye-- because me too but ..

Obama didn't deserve a noble prize for peace he bombed kids and did it with a pretty face

Catholics priests should marry because the Catholic church is the only one with celibacy and the only one with a certain epidemic

Jesus twilight wasn't that bad

Crow - which school subject you wish you have aptitude for ?

Math.. I'm not that bad but like I'm so distracted that I make so many stupid mistakes like changing a number out of the blue of not writing down the equation correctly or changing a plus with a menus it's so stupid having to do the same thing four times because of this . Also computer science because I need it and ⚰️

Cocoa - if you could have any type of hair what color and cut you would have ?

Very dark brown or red waist long and straight ... But like I have weird lose waves that are horrible to manage or maybe I'm just not good at it maybe because this waves happened after I killed my hair with bleach after dying it black and realising that I looked decomposed anyway now they always look like a lion mane .. I straighten them usually or scrunch them so like they actually have a shape :")

[thejerseybarn]

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[dreamyathena]

purple!!!! 💜

what’s your astrological sign? libra

what’s the best piece of advice you ever received? during a falling out w/ a close friend my mom told me, “just keep in mind that there was a reason u two were so close,” not to push me to befriend them again but to just think before i talked bad abt them or whatever, it really helped at the time

when’s the last time you followed your instincts? i’m not sure exactly !!!! but this semester at school my friend group ended up hanging out w/ this one girl quite a bit bc she lived close to us & i just didn’t like her for some reason & i guess that was instinctual ??? idk (anyways it turns out she voted third party instead of hillary in a fucking swing state !!!! & she’s also got a lot of internalized misogyny coursing through her veins so my instincts were right lol)

 what’s your favorite food? i think either sweet potato french fries or fettucine alfredo :-)

what’s your secret dream? hmmm i like . want so badly to fall in love & start a life w/ someone which isn’t much of a dream or a secret . also it’s not necessarily a dream but i wanna be famous just for the purpose of being friends w/ celebrities that i adore u know !!

send me a color!

[ryouverua]

I agree with your ace!kaito. While I don't really have sexuality hcs cause my shipping is very flexible, ace Kaito really is kinda easy to see. He's definitely passionate, just it never seems directed towards people. Okay bad way to phrase that since that doesn't sound true at all. (He's astrosexual). But yeah basically what you said. Maybe you can see him in a relationship with someone. Or maybe he's just the best friend supporting the others. Either way seems pretty good. This post is a mess.

It’s okay! I’m always a mess when it comes to sexuality hcs which is why the sudden ‘maybe Kaito is ace?’ idea surprised me. Like, it’s really not my style to spend time thinking about that at all tbh. 8′D But I dunno - outside of all the ships I have for him, this also seems pretty viable for whatever reason?

but yeah I mean, when all is said and done of course we’re all being ridiculous; he’s astrosexual he can’t get enough of having THE STARS and the galaxy itself all over his b o d y

[honestamente-yo]

Perdón, pero estoy completamente vacía.

ASTROSEXUAL

[mothman-clarice-2]

He's astrosexual lol

Am i the only one who headcanons Sigma as asexual because he's married with the universe?

[thejerseybarn]

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[k-unboxing]

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[englishsummers]

6, 7, 11, 16, 20, 37 ? 💓

6:Any tattoos do you want?

oh man i want a flower tattoo (violets? roses?) really badly and i’ve been seriously thinking about getting a triangle tattooed on my right wrist

7:Any piercings that you want?

i’m not into the idea of piercings for myself bc they seem like so much work lmao

11:Something you miss?

i miss england so fuckening much, which is funny bc i’ve never actually lived there but my family on my dad’s side is all there and so is my best friend…. and my deferred uni place….. september 2017 i’m waiting for u

16:Favorite Quote?

“I am no bird and no net ensnares me, I am a free human being with an independent will.” (Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte)

20:Where do you go when you’re sad?

i don’t have like a specific place so i just tend to wallow as i go. one of the last times i was mega sad i just sat in a department store until my rage at their slow wifi had outweighed my sadness at Other Things. another time i just took a nap

37:Place you want to visit?

BERLIN it sounds like such a fun place!! also hong kong bc last time i went it was so big and wild and frenetic i’d love to be there right now :/

send me number questions!

[dykerightsmp3]

for the book thingy and also science: 3, 6, 10, 11, 15, 30, 47, 50 ❤️💛💚💙💜

You sent in all the best ones also thanks so much!!

3: What book are you planning to read next?

I just started With Malice. I swear I really will read the Raven Cycle too, I just need to finish my current reading shelf and stop borrowing ARCs. (and that reminds me I need to finish one of them too). A couple of notable ones on my to read shelf: As I Descended, Girl On A Plane, Look Both Ways, and the Engelsfors Chronicles (again, saving for when I finish the non-series books.) 

6: Which book was the last one you really, really loved?

SIX OF CROWS!! But I also recently really loved the illuminae files, the ghost of heaven, and don’t you trust me?, plus a few ARCs. 

10: Sci-Fi or fantasy? Why?

Fantasy! I love new worlds because authors tend to be more creative with characters and the mood of the world and not focus on the tech as much, which makes for a better book. But there are exceptions!

11: Classic or modern? Why?

Modern. I mean, partially for diversity, but I also feel like current ya has more interesting characters in general. It’s not bogged down by prose. 

15: What book changed your life?

Perks of Being A Wallflower. I know it’s cheesy, but I literally had a personality crisis induced by that book. Still one of my all-time faves. And Love Letters To The Dead because it has wlw and I read it during my sexuality crisis. 

30: Who’s your favorite author?

I really love E.K. Johnston! She wrote A Thousand Nights and Exit, Pursued By A Bear, both of which make my top ten all time favorite book list. (read both of them!!) For a while it was David Levithan. 

47: What do you do to get out of a reading slump?

I juts got out of a two-year one about three months ago! I kind of just forced myself to read two books a week. Then three. Now I’m at four (but I read really fast). I just had to find new content after I read every single dystopia published 2010-2013 (no joke, and half of it was horrible). 

50: Why do you love to read?

I like how a really good book can make me truly forget about the rest of the world, in a way that movies never can for me. 

THANKS SO MUCH FOR SENDING SO MANY