#astrorambles

[astrostx]

oh my god the hottest thing ever just happened to me but im too post-orgasm brain dead to explain it rn ill be back in a few hours holy shit

[astronomicalwanderlust]

I know I’m gonna get judged for this but Its genuinely bothering me not knowing: there is a fanfic somewhere on this hell site and I can’t remember the authors name for the life of me and I need somebody to tell me where I can find it.

It was like a yandere Jeff the killer x reader and I don’t even like yandere as a genre but this one was genuinely good. There were like two parts to it and in the first one, it talks about how you survived him and were like under police protection. You have a cat and are like staring out a window in the beginning in introspection. You go to bed and wake up in the middle of the night and he’s in your appartement and you leave your room and see him petting the cat. You get stabbed in the shoulder at the end of the first part. The next chapter you’re tied up in the back of a van and he pulls off on the side of the road and walks into the woods and you try to book it and he catches you.

I swear to god I remember everything that happens in the story I just don’t remember the authors name please for the love of god someone tell me who wrote it it’s killing me I know it’s in my liked posts somewhere but this website keeps crashing before I can get far enough down and find it

[astrorambles]

astro rambles 3 🌃

These are things I’ve noticed in multiple people. They may or may not apply to everyone as I do not know everyone.

Scorpio Suns come off like they’re trying to be Scorpio Moons. Even if they have a Scorpio Moon. 😂

Sagittarius Risings are magnetic in a special sort of way. No matter what their other placements are they just have this very free, very adventurous vibe about them that people love.

Sagittarius energy is a very overwhelming influence in charts. It can completely offset water or earth energy unless aspects say otherwise. Example: A Sagittarius can have both an Earth Venus and Mars, but still be bad at commitment. They’ll just feel bad for being bad at it.

Aquarius Suns are usually genuine weirdos, but some definitely come off like they’re trying way too hard to be different.

Mutable Mercurys find great joy in analyzing themselves and others. They’re the first to ask you to take a quiz.

Sagittarius Moons have no clue how to handle negative emotions. Even when they’re upset they just feel it and then quickly find a solution. Full of positivity and optimism, but also the most likely to tell you to ‘just snap out of it’… and be thoroughly aggitated if you don’t.

Leo Mars is extremely overdramatic about anything and everything that even slightly annoys them.

Venusian Risings are very dedicated to self care and the 'treat yo'self’ mentality. No matter how rough life is, they remember to take care of themselves and do their best to look good on the outside. A little materialistic… okay, very.

Scorpio Moons understand people very well. This is really nice until they’re upset. Suddenly they’re using all that insight to subtly get under our skin or hurt us.

Moon in the first house is a very soft placement, but also a very mean one. All emotions are openly felt.

Mercury in the fourth/eighth/twelfth house are all best friends with their journal. They love pouring their thoughts out in a very secret and private manner. If you have this placement and don’t journal, you should give it a go.

Moon in the third house reads the emotional vibe of a conversation within seconds. Beware. They’ll quickly start pestering you about how you’re really feeling and what you’re thinking if your tone feels off.

Saturn in the twelfth house can create someone with very little self control or drive.

Sun in the ninth house creates very spiritual, but very egotistical individuals. They’ll think they know all and expect you to agree with their beliefs in full. This righteousness varies depending on the individual.

[sunball]

Peter Pan is associated with Gemini because of his childlike and curious personality (the twins associated with Gemini Castor and Pollux were immortal teenager twins which explains gemini's youthfulness). and also Hermes is associated with Gemini because of his ability to go back and forth between the land of the gods, the humans and the dead, just like Peter Pan (but his would be the Neverland). not to mention, Gemini is already associated with the grim reaper and Peter Pan was basically the angel of death. he took the children to neverland (aka heaven) where they would never grow up (ofc cos they're dead).

so that's how Gemini and Peter Pan is connected. Quite dark I guess. I love geminis tho.

[journalgen]

Transactions of the Astrorambling and Lizard Theory Society

[astroambulance]

sure am glad i remembered how to draw hair

[astrostx]

still cant believe my dumb little hornyposts on here led to me finally losing my virginity yesterday like,,,,,,, is my life a fucking fanfiction or smth ????? is this a dream ????? what ?????

[astrostx]

i want RULES i want DISCIPLINE i want to be TOLD WHAT TO DO for FUCKS SAKE OH MY GOD

[astrostx]

this past week has been full of doctors appointments, bad news, and emotional breakdowns, so i think i deserve a little ethically dubious t4t sex. you know, as a treat.

[astrostx]

mommy cut down more of my daily allowed screen time again and like on one hand. is it super insanely hot that she has so much control over me and my possessions that even what i do in my free time can still be monitored by her? yes absolutely 1000%. but on the other hand. my tiktok obsession :(((

[astrostx]

mean moms<3<3<3<3<3

[astrostx]

fellas is it gay to record your girlfriend singing to you with her guitar so that you can listen to it when you get lonely cuz she has to work. be honest

[astrostx]

anyways srry if u followed for my dogboy content and got fucked Bombarded with my insane mommy kink it is simply Who I Am >:3

[astrostx]

laying in bed high as fuck at dusk with a four hour long documentary on the dark ages. ive never been happier

[astrostx]

hey whatever the fuck lalo from better call saul got? smash

[astrostx]

little life update:

this past weekend ive finally been able to move out of my parent's and into an apartment with my girlfriend! i probably wont be suuper active for a little bit still as we keep unpacking (and fucking on every new surface), but ill be back

puppy out! :3