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Gangsta Libras~
Libras really hate when people try to test our gangsta. Seriously, there’s a calmness about us that often gets mistaken for weakness, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. We might come across as quiet or laid-back, and that’s because we prefer to observe and analyze the situation before jumping in. We like to keep the peace and avoid unnecessary conflict whenever possible. But here’s the…
#AstrologyHumor#ConflictResolution#GangstaLibras#HarmonyOverDrama#InnerPeace#LibraEnergy#Libras#QuietStrength#RespectBoundaries#TheLoulouge
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Oh, I love my water signs! (My Moon is in Pisces so I'm not hatin'. lol) . . #astrology #astrologyhumor #astrologymemes #watersigns #empath #empathessentials https://www.instagram.com/p/B5SzZFHnWA2/?igshid=kmx872z3vt57
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Haha 😂 the horror people have when I tell them I have a Gemini stellium sometimes including my sun and Mercury 🥴 #gemini #geminihumor #witchyhumor #astrologyhumor #astrologymeme #meme #witchmeme #witchymemes https://www.instagram.com/p/CbalTUpuEaf/?utm_medium=tumblr
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LMAO #foodforthought #AstrologyHumor #AstrologyMemes #FunnyMemes #AstrologyStuff (at Hillside Cemetery (Scotch Plains, New Jersey)) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2eVME3nWDw/?igshid=10esrox9zndsp
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Just a funny for my astrology people. #astrologyhumor #astrology #mercury #uranus #funnymemes #haha (at McMinnville, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2VkzI4H5tQ/?igshid=4t75q7cqp5et
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🦀Happy Cancer season to all the crybaby ass Cancers out there! Thank you for reminding us that it’s ok to show emotion….🦀
Y'all still have to clean up after yourselves this month!
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Astrology crossover! Joke:
This was inspired by my issues with Bruno Mars’ lyrics:
Who Scorpios think they are in relationships:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjhCEhWiKXk
Who they ACTUALLY are in relationships:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV5fwAiStzo
“look what you makin me do”
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https://spirituality-awakening.com/ascendant-lord-in-eighth-house/ #Astrology #astrologyposts #astrologysigns #Astrologypost #astrologysign #astrologymemes #astrologyfacts #astrologyreadings #Astrologyzone #astrologylovers #astrologyreading #astrologyjewelry #AstrologyHumor #astrologyblog #astrologyaesthetic #astrologyconsultant #astrologyfact #AstrologyCards #astrologyblogger #astrologyart #astrologyinsights #astrologyrevealed #astrologyquotes #astrologyphotography #astrologysongs #astrologyleito #astrologylover #astrologychart #astrologyangelmediums #astrologytumblr
#ascendant lord in 8th house#first house lord in 8th house#astrology#astrology readings#vedicastrology
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Gemini Sun Capricorn Moon and Leo Mars here 🥴 #moonsign #sunsign #marssign #astrologyhumor #astrologymemes #memes #witchymemes https://www.instagram.com/p/Cbak48ROSzz/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Yep, Earth makes the most sense. 😝🌎😂 #astrologyhumor #astrology #meme #jokeoftheday #earth Thanks for this one @starseer11 (at Singapore) https://www.instagram.com/p/CISW3EKnG-H/?igshid=44c2mcpw0fz9
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ज्योतिष विद्या भी इस सुंदर सुवचन की तरह ही है। जो आपके भाग्य में लिखा है। उसे मिटा नहीं सकता। लेकिन कोई ग्रह दशा की वजह से जीवन में बहुत ज्यादा परेशानी आ रही हैं। तो पुजा पाठ वास्तु टिप्स या किसी रेमेडीज से उस परेशानी का विधि विधान पुर्वक निवारण किया जाता है। जिससे जिवन सुखी संपन्न व्यतित होता है। #Astrology #astrologyposts #astrologysigns #Astrologypost #astrologysign #astrologymemes #astrologyfacts #astrologyreadings #Astrologyzone #astrologylovers #astrologyreading #astrologyjewelry #AstrologyHumor #astrologyblog #astrologyaesthetic #astrologyconsultant #astrologyfact #AstrologyCards #astrologyblogger #astrologyart #astrologyinsights #astrologyrevealed #astrologyquotes #astrologyphotography #astrologysongs #astrologyleito #astrologylover #astrologychart #astrologyangelmediums #astrologytumblr (at नालेश्वर महादेव बेरी नराणा) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_AamWtgkjs/?igshid=v32jaml6owyq
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Lmaoooo I'm a water sign and I still laughed. You know this is funny as hell. Solitaire os Earth sign. What are you? Happy Saturday!!! Spellbinding Sisters-Voodoo Practitioners located in Cocoa, Florida USA servicing clients with their Spell work needs worldwide. ✴✴✴✴✴✴✴✴✴✴✴✴✴✴ Voodoo dolls, End relationship hexes, Money man doll, Gris Gris bags (mojo bags) made by Salubrious Surrey. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Also, we cast many client favorites like Custom Lovers hex, Ding dong hex and Obsession Spell. We also offer a variety of Supplies hand made by Solitaire Bon Lavi. Like Oils, Bath Salts, Washes and much more!🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 As always we offer Free email consultations to discuss your situation and see if Spell work would be helpful in your case. Honest, kind and non judgemental we are Salubrious Surrey and Solitaire Bon Lavi, the Spellbinding Sisters! [email protected] Follow us 👉spellbindingsisters www.spellbindingsisters.com (link in bio) 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Reposted from @common.witch.coven How have I never seen this before?? It's GOLD. . . . . . . . . . . #astrology #astrologersofinstagram #astrologymeme #astrologyhumor #astrologymemes #zodiacmemes #zodiacsignsbelike #sunsign #moonsign #natalchart #earthsigns #firesigns #airsigns #watersigns #zodiactruth #witchy #witchmemes #witchesofinstagram #witchesofig #astrologer #zodiacfacts #attacked #witchyshit #witchyaf #witchhumor #showmethelie #dontatme (at Boise, Idaho) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8BkaBiHIja/?igshid=1xenrxu40vpq2
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Morning Inspiration (2017) Or like #currentmood or whatever. Speaking as someone born in June...he doesn't speak for the rest of us. Dinosaurs would do well to be offended too. MDK / @always_kos 🎈✨ #morningmotivation #morning #inspiration #politics #satire #humor #political #politicalhumor #gemini #astrology #astrologyhumor (apparently that's a thing) #astrologymemes #🤷♂️ #dinosaur (at Washington, District of Columbia)
#morning#politicalhumor#political#inspiration#astrologymemes#astrology#🤷♂️#currentmood#astrologyhumor#satire#dinosaur#gemini#politics#humor#morningmotivation
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