#assortedvillainvault

[avid-adoxography]

Well now I have to ask, don't I friend?

*something that looks suspiciously like a burlap sack meant for loot is held out - and my pirate costume seems to be...full of sand, if the small pile at my feet is anything to go by. Behind me a stands the ominously glowering form of a purple skinned, long suffering mummy, who may or may not have flung us from the UK to Italy via sand tornado at my insistence*

Trick or Treat, bestie!

*standing at the entrance you see an undead centaur, his bulking frame crouched to fit through the door's frame. His only eye stares at you for a long uncomfortable moment, before shifting its gaze to the reanimated corpse at your side. They lock eyes, and you notice his muscle stiffen as he assesses whether the mummy could pose any potential harm. The silence is deafening, but he eventually decides that no harm will be done tonight. A friend of a friend is our friend as well, or something like that, he thinks to himself as he calls for my name. After a couple minutes, I finally manage to squeeze between the door and the centaur's shoulder, almost spilling the assorted contents of a cauldron shaped candy bowl all over the porch. You make an effort not to comment on the dark purple dragon onesie I'm wearing*

Thal! I didn't expect a visit, man, I feel so underdressed now...

*I briefly tug on the tail of my costume in shame, but the feeling waves almost intantly, replaced by the joy of being in your presence*

Anyway! Here you go <3c *you wonder how they did that with their voice, but once again no plausible answer came*

Happy Halloween or, even better, 𓉔𓄿𓊪𓊪𓇌 𓉔𓄿𓃭𓃭𓅱𓅃𓅂𓅂𓈖𓄎

[aberrantundead]

Hey! Since I uh, tend to thirst so much over Connor (who is a DELIGHT) I just thought I'd swing by and thank you for making such a fantastic character- and if my screaming is ever uncomfortable pls just let me know, I'll tone it down/stop if you'd like me to. Thanks!

No, thank you so much! That’s really flattering. 🥺❤️ Connor is definitely a creation near and dear to my heart and comes from my fear of death and love for life, as well as my fascination and fear of space. Connor’s attraction to any and all living beings is part of the symbolism that death comes for everyone, so if he were real and knew how you felt, I know he would be delighted and enamored.

I hope you don’t mind me posting this so I can keep the ask public so I can look back at it! It’s like I’m framing it up on my wall. ❤️❤️❤️

[jayswritings13]

Favorite Writers

Hey! Just wanted to spread a little love to some of my favorite writers on here. I'm sure this list will grow haha

@slashingdisneypasta

@ongaku-ato-kakikomi

@oozedninjas

@tmntxthings

@ju1cyfru1t

@kaicobras

@sardonic-the-writer

@dancingdonatello

@rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me

@normal-internet-user

@yandere-toons

@musical-shit-show

@elithe31st

@the-milk-monarch

@ssadumba55

@theyhavetakenovermylife

@assortedvillainvault

@td-scenarios

@jester-writing-things

@cow-smells

@bigfatbimbo

[lieutenantselnia]

A tender moment~

I finally got some art inspiration again and finished the sketch from a few days ago. I love him so much💕💕

Davy has a strong grasp at my feelings at the moment and I felt like I really needed to draw a tender and comforting moment between him and Selena. This scene probably happens some time into their relationship, when Davy starts opening up more and finally allows himself to use his tentacles for touching and caressing her (after Selena had to tell him numerous times that she doesn't mind them at all😅 even though it probably was an unfamiliar sensation at the beginning, she never felt uncomfortable about them like Davy feared).

Also, the pose was probably semi-consciously inspired by these headcanons by @assortedvillainvault (go read them. oh and these too - I need to spread the Davy x reader propaganda), and the more I think about it, the more I can imagine that Davy would be absolutely weak for forehead touches. In those serene moments he'd finally find a way to let go of his sorrow (even if it might be only temporary - at least in the beginning) and simply enjoy the presence of the person he trusts and loves. And I honestly just want to hold him and be there for him, is that too much to ask? <3

[awitchesdestiny]

I just wanna say, the DV'cule ( disney villains polycule) made by @assortedvillainvault is honestly the best headcanon/idea ever. It's like so cool. SCREW INDIVIDUAL SHIPS THEY'RE ALL DATING and it's like a brainstorm map held together by a single massive piece of string.

Also the fact Lilo is the only one so far that caught onto it is SOOO funny.

Anyways, go check out this amazing person and their headcanons.

[evilblot]

@taonpest @pumpkingeorge @lancrewizzard @monochromatictoad @assortedvillainvault

mutuals to have arts and crafts time with

[avid-adoxography]

You know exactly who I'm here for: 💭 for our man the Horned King pls! 👀

Spinning the wheel of terrible takes in 3! 2! 1! Let's goooooo!!! *pained screaming ensues* (wdym it was a wheel of torture? Oh well, my bad dhsjbdk)

Today I wanna be anachronistically annoying, so we're gonna talk about HoKi's coffee preferences!

For the meme, I’d say he likes his coffee just how he likes his soul: dark and bitter. In truth, while not much of a habitual coffee drinker, he’s a Cortado (espresso shot served with an equal amount of steamed milk) enthusiast because 1. A lich needs his calcium and 2. The milk to coffee ratio helps keeping his acidic stomach at bay (yes I did diagnose him with GERD, whatcha gonna do about it? >:3c)

F/O headcanon ask game

[slashingdisneypasta]

Any blogs/writers the inspire you? Or ones that you look up to???

Oh a lot of them 😅😅😅

Here's just some of them!

@tinalbion : My ultimate inspiration on this app really!! Very probably my first favourite blog when I came on here nothing has changed since! Also a very kind kind soul that I just love to talk to at the times we have! ^^

@marinerainbow : MY OTHER ULTIMATE INSPIRATION!! I just- I cant actually express how much I probably wouldn't be writing here without them ^^ Or at least I wouldn't be doing it so often ^^ A very kind person on this site and anyone who they talk to is very lucky ^^ ALSO!!- their ideas are so so thought inspiring and fun and amazing!

@disney-android-foundation : ALSO- JUST- THEIR THOUGHTS. THEIR IDEAS. Oh my god, they're so creative and I wish I could be that wonderfully imaginative!! Also that funny XD

@myers-meadow : This person!! Is so!! Sweet!! And!! Such!! An amazing!! Writer!!

@prettybabybaby : Inspires me to write dark stuff!! Because its just fiction and its fun, damnit! XD They also write the dark stuff so so so well and I aspire to make people immerse themselves into my stuff to the degree that they can!

@russiandollbong : We haven't spoken but I'm a long time obsesser of their work XDD They just show me that liking the darker stuff (Again) and the gross men is okay and we should enjoy it 👍👍👍

@gr4veyardg1rl : I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee their work, and the range of characters they write for!!

@assortedvillainvault : My goodness- this person writes with such depth and humour I am so jealous!! I would lovee to write like this!

Also 🦊 who I just love to talk to, they have such intriguing and fun thoughts that make me so happy to read and respond to!!

(If anyone tagged would like to be removed then please let me know and I will remove you immediately ^^)

[avid-adoxography]

Heyo. Been a hot minute but I'm in a Lich Simping mood and require good company 👀 how's that black cauldron OC coming along?

I AM IN MIS ER Y YYY Y Y 🎶

Proper wording under the cut in case y'all just wanna look at this fine shitpost <3c

Long story short, the ref is almost done but uhhh.. I've originally gone for a more simplified/disneyesque style than mine, and I'm not so sure about it anymore, especially now that I've finished my master course too, sooooo... Eh.

I'm considering redoing the whole thing along with an updated bio, but since I'm busy making my portfolio, job hunting and trying not to succumb to the madness, I really don't know how long it'll take, yet I'm. This close 👌 to lose it™ because I wanna finalize my creature! I wanna show them off to the world!! BUt I can't!!! AUUUUUGHHGHHHH HH H H HHH H 😭💔😭💔😭💔

[scraplette]

@assortedvillainvault is that you??

I just want to formally acknowledge to the person driving in front of me with bumper stickers reading "I'd Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss," "Slime Mold Is My Co-Pilot," and "Honk If You'd Rather Be Watching The Cinematic Masterpiece 'The Mummy' Starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz" that I know you have an account here and I approve of you

[houseofevil]

Hello yes I'm sliding STRAIGHT IN here, song for the Horned King pls? 👀 Cheers!

Oooooooo I gotta couple, might just make a playlist for him someday!

Hail to the king - Aveneged Sevenfold

It's a classic, It's pretty much his song imo

All Out Life - Slipknot

I think this is a song he can just lose his shit to, like him going absolutely feral to this (LMAO)

Before I forget (live) - Slipknot

I really like the live version of this song for him cus you can hear the audience singing with Corey and I just imagine The Horned Kings army singing like the audience does

I'd also say People = Shit by slipknot too MAINLY because he'd agree with title lol

[rivero-piv]

@assortedvillainvault He

[herbalwolves]

He'd felt pain before... but this was torture.

Thanks to @the13throse and @assortedvillainvault, I have created a monster. Wirewolf HK!

[chancetimespace]

@assortedvillainvault

Tfw your shapeshifter friend forgets how to turn back into a human and has a crisis

[monsterloversrus]

Naga-themed stimboard, requested by @assortedvillainvault

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[disney-android-foundation]

Yellow and grey! ❤️

I’M TRULY LUCKY TO HAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE I STG

@assortedvillainvault @astro-arson @marinerainbow