#asshole? clenched

[yeehawbvby]

just encountered my first guardian in botw during my first ever attempt at a no-hit run

[insurged]

just an fyi, i'm sorry i'm slow. at everything. replies, dm's, asks, etc. this is a hobby and i'm a tired 580 year old in spirit who works full time in the medical field and will be going to do more schooling for it. i follow people for a multitude of reasons but my vibe is always that i just enjoy seeing your content. i'm not going to put a time limit on when we have to interact/chat and soft block you when you can't meet that deadline. i try to interact or like posts when i can as a silent hello from afar. if you are following my blog and expect me to follow deadlines in terms of writing or even chatting, my blog is not for you. i am also not someone who has puppy dog energy to constantly be on the dash and chat and love everyone.

i am a cryptid old cat. i love from a distance. (◕‿◕) just a gentle reminder that i do this for fun, it's not a job.

[muckyschmuck]

somebody murder me bc i need to leave my apartment but there’s a fucking massive spider who SOMEHOW built a MASSIVE web SMACK DAB in front of my doorway

[futuristichedge]

Sonic and the Black Knight save me. Save me SATBK

[bibleofficial]

some of the things you say. are very difficult

LISTENNNNNJ

there’s this dictator ..,,,,,

[bleakbluejay]

you guys gotta learn to be a lot cooler about religions that aren't your own

and yes. that does include christianity.

[feral-and-or-horny]

I've been so stressed lately that I've apparently started clenching my jaw in my sleep again, and now it's hurting 🙃

[swifty-fox]

if you ever feel bad about how dudes in tv shows look imma let you in on a secret cmon lean in close.

They're all holding their breath. They're all suckin it in and holding their breath and flexing they're standing there like fuckin idiots clenching their WHOLE body to look 'sexy' on tv. It's not real,. they dont look like that walking around they gotta consciously decide to do it

Next time you see a guy with abs on tv giving his lines please know he's clenching so hard his ribs hurt

[flowerwiththemachinegun]

I absolutely love fucking the visually impaired. I need you blind fucks. Respectfully ofc. He calls me by whistling and telling me to "search" like I'm his seeing eye dog whenever he loses his glasses 10/10

However, she clicks her tongue and calls me like a cat. Gives me pets before asking me to find her glasses. 20/10

You can literally tell what they want by the urgency in the call. I love it, like yea baby you really can't see a damn thing and you need me.

[masckarlach]

i was abt to tweet somethibf horny then i remembered myself

[insurged]

pspspsps, want some asks? ╰(▔∀▔)╯

[literalite]

i can excuse mass murder but i draw the line at being mean to waiters

exactly he's my worst ever

[leonsmommykink]

nah let me write lore for the texas chainsaw game bc i think gun media writers just like hearing their self talk 💀

they’re trying to say on their discord that connie would be a homophobic karen and that leland is a typical bully jock country boy LIKE??

let me into the writers room to fix this bc i think their just pulling this shit out of their asses

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

why'd I put OFF songs on my work playlist 😭😭

[craftsystem]

inej: kaz stop being an idiot for me I like you too much to see you get hurt

kaz:

[visionbuild]

@tenkoseiensei​ replied ; yq'd make him mad 'cause yq's the guy who fools around and says his grades for the term are bad and kicks his feet up on the desks all the time and then u see he's got a 99.9% instead of his usual 120%

      /  HELEPELEPFOKPOP THAT WOULD ABSOLUTELY MAKE HIM GO MAD- !! Kaveh who’s been studying in advance for whole month and getting a 85% and sighing and going like ‘My... Numbers truly aren’t my fort huh-’ and then seeing yq’s 99.9% AND -IMMEDIATELY CLENCHES TEST IN HAND WITH STRENGHT OF A BULL- He would probably develop a sort of onesided rivalry with him if he ever saw his actual score and immediately hate his guts since that very day