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yeehawbvby · 11 months

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just encountered my first guardian in botw during my first ever attempt at a no-hit run

#asshole? clenched #eyes? wet #hands? shakign #i'm also trying to only use minimap this time #i think? i can navigate hyrule on my own atp #never done a botw challenge before but i guess we're going all out for this babyyyyyyy #dude. i wanna mod my switch just so i can play this as ethie. SO badly #i still have to finish that comic with her and link i started when totk first came out......#shut up crisa #botw

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insurged · 9 days

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just an fyi, i'm sorry i'm slow. at everything. replies, dm's, asks, etc. this is a hobby and i'm a tired 580 year old in spirit who works full time in the medical field and will be going to do more schooling for it. i follow people for a multitude of reasons but my vibe is always that i just enjoy seeing your content. i'm not going to put a time limit on when we have to interact/chat and soft block you when you can't meet that deadline. i try to interact or like posts when i can as a silent hello from afar. if you are following my blog and expect me to follow deadlines in terms of writing or even chatting, my blog is not for you. i am also not someone who has puppy dog energy to constantly be on the dash and chat and love everyone.

i am a cryptid old cat. i love from a distance. (◕‿◕) just a gentle reminder that i do this for fun, it's not a job.

#i'm only saying this to communicate since i feel like lots of people #take my silence or lack of attention giving as me losing interest in them or their muses #it's not. don't take it personally #and this is nothing about my current mutuals #it's about someone who soft blocked me but constantly complained on dash about interactions and soft blocking.....#always made me feel pressured ngl every time i saw them #and honestly when i did did try to interact or reach out i didn't feel much enthusiasm or interest back?#i try when i can #and when i can't i'm sorry. it's me not you #and honestly aiza.wa is my spirit animal #i need a sleeping bag with me constantly wherever i go ngl #and then i game sometimes #or just read or watch something or draw...#and with only a set limit of time i have in a day.... sometimes rping is not the first thing on my mind :(#* ⟢ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 ━ ( clench your asshole super tight & scream it from your heart )

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muckyschmuck · 11 months

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somebody murder me bc i need to leave my apartment but there’s a fucking massive spider who SOMEHOW built a MASSIVE web SMACK DAB in front of my doorway

#i tried poking it with a stick but everytime it moves my asshole clenches

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futuristichedge · 5 months

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Sonic and the Black Knight save me. Save me SATBK

#i need to tear something apart with my teeth and bare hands. to shreds #why is satbk so GOOD!!!!#im just a sucker for knights and worldbuilding. and being so utterly devoted to a cause it starts to tear you apart #the contrast of the high tech time period of modern/classic sonic to no technology/medieval time period of SATBK #also Sonic's characterization in that game is so good. he clearly has heart but hes also kind of an asshole and its GREAT.#he does what he feels is right. even if that may make him the villain/bad guy #all of the cast who are knights are characters bound by duty. Blaze as a princess to an empire. Knuckles the guardian of the master emerald #and shadow with his promise to maria (although I do believe he eventually does it for himself rather than obligation)#but how all these characters are knights is ah! so good #im just. thinking about SATBK #also new chapter dropped of What Isn't Yours and I need to walk in circles until I drill a hole im the ground with my feet #clenching my fists. i need to Draw Something SATBK related

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bibleofficial · 27 days

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some of the things you say. are very difficult

LISTENNNNNJ

there’s this dictator ..,,,,,

#asked #anonymous #u know his rosebud taste like strawberry #KIMMMMMM LET ME INNNNNNNNNNN #<- me yelling at him bc he’s clenched his asshole shut & wont let me put the tip in #idcidcidc usually i’m a beard stan but he’s doing it for me omg #i think the clean haircut is what’s doing it for me #the double chinnnnnnn omg he’s soooo sexy 😭😭😭😭 i want to see his eyes go from happiness to pleasure to bliss to euphoria ‼️‼️‼️#his hands are so hot they’re sooo thick

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shadow0-1 · 2 years

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Random banter bits compilation (in no real order)

#call of duty #modern warfare #modern warfare 2 #MIIW Spoilers #MWII Spoilers #Modern warfare spoilers #idk to be safe cause man #The amount of times I wheezed during this campaign #If the first game was asshole clenching tension then this one is comedy gold #I love it #johnny mactavish #simon riley #kyle garrick #captain price #yall this is so fruity #there's no heterosexual explanation for all of ghost and soaps banter

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bleakbluejay · 4 months

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you guys gotta learn to be a lot cooler about religions that aren't your own

and yes. that does include christianity.

#eli talks #And I Mean It.#the priority obviously is to get cooler about islam and judaism and all. like the religions that get oppressed?#but that firsthand and secondhand religious trauma is making a lot of people very not cool anymore #it makes a lot of people kind of. assholes. even.#white ppl who grew up baptist or catholic or mormon or whatever else that are now athiests will like #talk about how evil religion is. how toxic. how controlling. only really meaning christianity.#bc that's the only religion that really exists to them. as ex-christians.#they ignore the way various black and indigenous ppl have fused their traditions and customs with christianity to survive #they ignore the positive teachings of christianity like charity and reserving judgement and kindness and patience #they ignore the positive elements of religious organization like community-building. fund-raising. finding meaning.#and it's ok to have religious trauma. sucks that it happened. but there's nothing wrong with you being traumatized.#can you for the love of god stop making that everyone else's problem though?#like . can you be normal about how other people choose to interact with the world?#can you be normal about the culture other people practice? the foods they eat? clothes they wear? rituals they perform?#can you like. not try to trick a jewish person into eating pork? can you not ban hijab?#can you just clench your teeth and not say anything mean to someone praying before a meal?#can you keep your comments to yourself when someone says they are going to pray for your hardships to lessen?#when an indigenous person mentions a ceremony they did or a practice they do. can you not call it mumbo jumbo? maybe?#can you abstain from calling a catholic creepy for the ash on their forehead?#idk. i feel a certain way about this.

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feral-and-or-horny · 1 year

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I've been so stressed lately that I've apparently started clenching my jaw in my sleep again, and now it's hurting 🙃

#i think the asshole guy ibhate is partially to blame #because i catch myself clenching my jaw anytime he starts talking #and the fucker literally never shuts up #we had an exam yesterday and he kept sighing as loud as humanly possible every few minutes #and muttering about how hard the test was #which. is just fuckin rude.#he was accidentally funny the other day though #because he said we probably noticed how introverted he was since he doesn't talk much #mother fucker cant not say something even when he isnt part of the conversation 😂#my post

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swifty-fox · 6 months

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if you ever feel bad about how dudes in tv shows look imma let you in on a secret cmon lean in close.

They're all holding their breath. They're all suckin it in and holding their breath and flexing they're standing there like fuckin idiots clenching their WHOLE body to look 'sexy' on tv. It's not real,. they dont look like that walking around they gotta consciously decide to do it

Next time you see a guy with abs on tv giving his lines please know he's clenching so hard his ribs hurt

#swiftytalks #his asshole is CLENCHED

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flowerwiththemachinegun · 14 days

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I absolutely love fucking the visually impaired. I need you blind fucks. Respectfully ofc. He calls me by whistling and telling me to "search" like I'm his seeing eye dog whenever he loses his glasses 10/10

However, she clicks her tongue and calls me like a cat. Gives me pets before asking me to find her glasses. 20/10

You can literally tell what they want by the urgency in the call. I love it, like yea baby you really can't see a damn thing and you need me.

#i search every time #not my asshole clenching in hopes she won't see this #like what a flex it is to wake up and just see #god made me too powerful

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masckarlach · 11 months

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i was abt to tweet somethibf horny then i remembered myself

#BE NORMAL. BEATINF MYSWLF BCK WITH A BROOM #anyways >< i commed wren TWICE so #now i sit asshole clenched Waiting

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insurged · 2 months

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