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i want to do an ask game
#i want a fun one#i was gonna do a ship me w a mutual ask game when that post ab wanting to have fics ab yourself if you were famous went around but im embar#assed#anyways. will be looking for an ask game to do now#lourdes.txt
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i made this meme in a blind rage
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too
Edit: part 2
#chair au!!!1!!#just saw an old ass lawn chair and thought “yeah. that's stan”#shitpost#gravity falls#gravity falls memes#stan pines#grunkle stan#mabel pines#dipper pines#bill cipher#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#soos ramirez#wendy corduroy
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uk journalists having to report through gritted teeth that there were no riots last night as thousands of anti-racist protesters significantly outnumbered the racist rioters across the country
#i don’t want to run before we can walk ok but perhaps sometimes the uk… doesn’t totally suck ass#2024 riots
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could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell
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that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol
#the nemesis speaks#unfortunately i don't have enough energy to like. campaign about this.#it's actually a really interesting tactic to discourage invasive tracking#basically giving individual advertisers a way to measure '% effectiveness of ad' without individual info getting attached to it#whatever anyway i'm going to bed. do NOT discourse on this post or i will get your ass
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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
#more beautiful quotes from the beautiful man include#'sorry for crying talking about getting fucked in the ass makes me so...how you say....nostalgic'#and#'i am so sad you have diseases i want to exchange blood. with you“#t'adore that fucker
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a great change and a great way to execute the idea
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#i know this election sucks ass but i’m here if you need me!!#be kind to yourself and others#what’s going on in nero’s mind?#polls
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Eldritch Miku omgggg
#HATSUNE MIKU????#art#slay#my art#hatsune miku#fanart#I fear that drawing Miku is the sole thing that powers my life force#concept art#vocaloid#vocaloid fanart#hatsune miku fanart#long ass shoes#character design#HATSUNE MIKU!!!!
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The bride and the ugly ass groom
#art#my art#horse#pony#equine#equine art#fanart#artist on tumblr#mlp#mlp art#princess cadance#cadance#mlp cadance#shining armor#mlp fim#mlp fanart#mlp g4#my little pony fanart#my little pony#The bride and the ugly ass groom
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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀
#girl i thought we were doing group costumes#do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves#that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care#you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY#just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now
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this is their foreplay
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#my art#im so sorry this is so stupid#i bet ur ass they probably like doing this to each other for fun#whats the worst that can happen?
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