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argentinagp · 4 months ago

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i want to do an ask game

#i want a fun one #i was gonna do a ship me w a mutual ask game when that post ab wanting to have fics ab yourself if you were famous went around but im embar #assed #anyways. will be looking for an ask game to do now #lourdes.txt

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hellenar-ts · 3 months ago

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i made this meme in a blind rage

#minecraft #minecraft movie #this shit is so ass

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chilewithcarnage · 8 months ago

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

#i'll listen to an old ass song in a heartbeat #music

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mushiver · 2 months ago

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I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

#chair au!!!1!!#just saw an old ass lawn chair and thought “yeah. that's stan”#shitpost #gravity falls #gravity falls memes #stan pines #grunkle stan #mabel pines #dipper pines #bill cipher #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #soos ramirez #wendy corduroy

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useless-englandfacts · 4 months ago

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uk journalists having to report through gritted teeth that there were no riots last night as thousands of anti-racist protesters significantly outnumbered the racist rioters across the country

#i don’t want to run before we can walk ok but perhaps sometimes the uk… doesn’t totally suck ass #2024 riots

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kiwi · 6 days ago

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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

#anyway. boomer ass comic #we're just pen and ink scribbles navigating an environment built for hdtv and gradients and vectors #i was not meant to be seen in such detail #actually if this was really a boomer comic the season 20 rabbit would be like vaping and using apple pay #and the cashier would be on their phone scrolling tinder #kiwi arts #comics

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slutdge · 5 months ago

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could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

#honestly even sober would be hard. carnival ass bar. who the fuck thought of this.#my posts

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sadclowncentral · 2 months ago

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(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

#i know we are all neurodivergent and executive disfunction and routine disruption is kicking our ass and it's hard. but you have to.#and i dont even mean like. travel to another country i mean #take the other bus home #or buy a different tea brand #YOUR BRAIN IS A MUSCLE EXERCISE IT.

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nemesis-is-my-middle-name · 4 months ago

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that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

#the nemesis speaks #unfortunately i don't have enough energy to like. campaign about this.#it's actually a really interesting tactic to discourage invasive tracking #basically giving individual advertisers a way to measure '% effectiveness of ad' without individual info getting attached to it #whatever anyway i'm going to bed. do NOT discourse on this post or i will get your ass

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czerwonywilk · 1 year ago

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