#assblaster9000

[420sadnoodles]

Tumblr users will say the most profound and meaningful things you will have ever read and then have the url assblaster9000 or lesbaindestroyerofcocks

[wizard-mp4]

Smoking a goint

[edgepunk]

while I don’t condone sending death threats to writers of games/shows I can’t take seriously people who say “they’re real people don’t insult them” brenda I assure you that writer from X Big Company doesn’t give two shits that assblaster9000 from reddit called them a crusty nipple bitch

[max-atomic]

There isn't much to do in the midwest when you can't sin. I mean, inflicting 4 gallons of yogurt in the old prison wallet to his wealthy clients might have been the only way he had to express himself. He just wanted to save humanity, one bowl of shitty cereal and assblaster9000 treatment at a time.

Among puritan Christians in the 1840s, many believed that material disease was due to material sin. You do bad things and you get sick.

This eventually morphed into the idea that spiritual disease is therefore caused by spiritual sin. I.e. you think bad things, you go insane.

John Harvey Kellogg was an innovator. He sort of blended the two, popularizing a new category; the physiological sin. Eating unhealthy, disrupting the natural balance of the body, is a sin against the natural order of the body as God ordained it, and he punishes us with chronic illness.

[staticcatfish]

tell me. How does this make you #feel ? #spicy #fear #challenge #assblaster9000 #thesetagscouldbeworse #extraspicy https://www.instagram.com/p/BvU_C4WjoYq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gm81iahy5rqa

[sugar-jay]

On that day, we received a grim reminder...