#assblaster9000

[wizard-mp4]

Smoking a goint

[420sadnoodles]

Tumblr users will say the most profound and meaningful things you will have ever read and then have the url assblaster9000 or lesbaindestroyerofcocks

[staticcatfish]

tell me. How does this make you #feel ? #spicy #fear #challenge #assblaster9000 #thesetagscouldbeworse #extraspicy https://www.instagram.com/p/BvU_C4WjoYq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gm81iahy5rqa

[edgepunk]

while I don’t condone sending death threats to writers of games/shows I can’t take seriously people who say “they’re real people don’t insult them” brenda I assure you that writer from X Big Company doesn’t give two shits that assblaster9000 from reddit called them a crusty nipple bitch

[max-atomic]

There isn't much to do in the midwest when you can't sin. I mean, inflicting 4 gallons of yogurt in the old prison wallet to his wealthy clients might have been the only way he had to express himself. He just wanted to save humanity, one bowl of shitty cereal and assblaster9000 treatment at a time.

Among puritan Christians in the 1840s, many believed that material disease was due to material sin. You do bad things and you get sick.

This eventually morphed into the idea that spiritual disease is therefore caused by spiritual sin. I.e. you think bad things, you go insane.

John Harvey Kellogg was an innovator. He sort of blended the two, popularizing a new category; the physiological sin. Eating unhealthy, disrupting the natural balance of the body, is a sin against the natural order of the body as God ordained it, and he punishes us with chronic illness.

[sugar-jay]

On that day, we received a grim reminder...

[stormekh-blog]

assblaster9000 replied to your post: God, "transethnic" people

god fucking damn it stormy, you go and pull this shit RIGHT AFTER i told you to stop. i’m giving you one more chance or we can’t be friends anymore, i’m sick of this crap.

No, alright? Look, I understand a lot of things. I understand the transgender, transsexual, genderqueer, whatever, I'm okay with that stuff, and I understand that there are real problems with it. Problems that you deal with, sexual harrassment, really terrible put-downs and people not understanding you and being assholes for it. But this is just downright offensive, and just so stupid. I try to be understanding, but transethnicity? Wishing you were another RACE? That's just not right, okay? Biologically speaking, race barely exists. Wishing you were another race is just incredibly misguided and stupid, because it insinuates there's something different or better/worse about people with different skin color, and that I won't tolerate. So I'm sorry, but there's only so much of this shit I can stomach.

[ghettoblastard]

toroisdied replied to your post: Foolio trying to be serious

aw I hope she gets better

Thank youuu :DDD

& She will <3

assblaster9000 replied to your post: Foolio trying to be serious

good luck with everything, foolio!!!!!

Thank You :DDD

[stormekh-blog]

assblaster9000 replied to your post: obby u know i like that

why don’t u have photo replies turned on

I thought I did ):

[stormekh-blog]

assblaster9000 replied to your video: speaking of annoying followers

IT JUST GOES ON FOREVER AND SO DOES MY LAUGHTER

THE LONG ZOOM IN REALLY KILLS ME

[stormekh-blog]

assblaster9000 replied to your post: four

is that ur bf

yea hes pretty hot BUT TAKEN by me (;

[stormekh-blog]

assblaster9000 replied to your post: whoops i guess it’s time to play stupid fuckin...

melon

get the FUCK out of my house you goddamn PHILLISTINE

[stormekh-blog]

assblaster9000 replied to your post: I had a terrible idea

did you know that the kid that played Ralphie grew up and directed the first Iron Man movie with RDJ?????

yeah i saw that!!! he was the dude who Stane was gettin' all up in for not building the arc reactor IN A CAVE... WITH A BOX OF SCRAP

[stormekh-blog]

assblaster9000 replied to your post: jynx

JESUS CHRIST NATHAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IMAGE also it’s because u black

I FOUND IT

and u got that right gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl