#asoryu baby

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15 questions for 15 mutuals tagged by @tanukidrill hi 😼❤️️

1. are you named after anyone?

that red final fantasy bitch but irl im undecided for a name lol. my birth name also no. Was gonna be maybe named after a deep space nine character as a baby because my moms a nerd

2. when was the last time you cried?

i dunno oh the dnd movie that shit was so good

3. do you have kids?

my cat nitty and my gfs reptiles and our kittens

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

i guess 🤓

5. what sports do you play/have you played?

played basketball, roller derby, swimming, soccer, taekwondo

6. what's the first thing you notice about other people?

i guess if theyre like eye contact-y / high key? idk how to explain lmao

7. eye color?

brown  🕊

8. scary movies or happy endings?

scary movies

9. any special talents?

i can flex my pec muscles lol. im a good swimmer uh gimme a trampoline and i can do like 3 different flips

10. where were you born?

new mexico

11. what are your hobbies?

i like video games lol and drawing ig but i barely do that now. sleeping. suicide

12. do you have any pets?

alot, dogs and cats and snake

13. how tall are you?

i wish i couldnt feel a damn thing

14. fave subject in school?

NO.

15. dream job?

marine biologist🤓his ass is not gonna be a scientist🤓

dock worker or fisherman or line cook

ok i love you do this if you wont or dont

@asoryu first date ass questions lol but its the thought that counts, @withteeth2005 @jounce @boyfeminism @blank-wavearcade @kubfoo @zeepop @cursedwoods​ @pimpa​ @windshapes​ @fagsex​ damn 4 more people elect themselves

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I'm in a deep depression so heres some asoryu baby au.

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too much to drink

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Kazuma doodle dump while watching some dgs streams (feat. almost as many ryuus lol)

[image description: a page of uncoloured doodles of Kazuma Asougi and Ryuunosuke Naruhodou from the Great Ace Attorney.

The first has Asougi looking to his side at the viewer with both hands on his sword in front of him, looking unimpressed as he says “u suck partner” with sparkles around him. Naruhodou as his mouse mascot is looking slightly annoyed and blushing as he says “ur not making this any easier”.

The second has Asougi leaning forward, one hand unsheathing his sword slightly as he angrily says “Thrust it in the witness’s face and make him choke on it!”. Naruhodou’s face is beside it, blushing and looking away slightly panicked, saying “Kazuma omg”

The third has Asougi crossing his arms, wearing his shirt and suspenders, grinning as he says “my eyes are up here, bestie” to Naruhodou, who is standing next to him and staring at his chest, blushing.

In another, Asougi as a cat has caught Naruhodou as a mouse in his mouth. Lastly, in one corner Susato is smiling and crossing her arms as she says “Haha Naruhodou you are banging my brother”.]

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I went back over my old Asoryu baby au and I suddenly wanted to draw more of it

parenthood is hard

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Drawing Baby Asogi is very therapeutic for me, I dunno why

(for anyone who hasn’t seen Ouran Host Club, Usa-chan is a cute nickname for rabbits. Kazuma is not talking about keeping the united states of America clean.)

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I'm in a very bad place mentally so I drew some Asoryu baby stuff because it makes me happy.

Kazuma ends up having to deal with so much crying

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Drawings from chapter 18 of Trials and Trimesters.

Do not compare your pregnant wife to a very large volcano

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A dumb chibi doodle that came to me when I should have been in bed

In the asoryu baby au, Van Zieks does not like small smelly children in the courtroom. He also doesn’t care for Baby Asogi being there either.

Ryunosuke rightfully does not trust Sholmes or Iris to look after the small child so he takes him everywhere

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Chuunosuke and Catzuma for the Asoryu Baby Au! Baby Asogi takes after his mother, or else I would have to draw some ungodly amalgamation of a cat and a mouse.

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Babies are so gross but so cute

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I put waaaay too much effort into this joke.

Its a wonder after being raised by Sholmes how Iris turned out so... Okay

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The #1 dumbest joke I've made in this AU (so far)

The only reason why Kazuma is chill is because he figured that if Iris turned out okay, then Sholmes could be trusted with his baby

Ryunosuke does not feel the same

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I dunno why but I pictured toddler Asogi dressed for winter in a ton of layers and could hardly move.

Ryunosuke would be the mother who would overdress his child for the cold and freak out at every scrap and bruise. Kazuma has to keep him in check.

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Some Kazuma and Catzuma bonding with little baby Asogi

Baby Asogi is not interested in swords. Baby Asogi demands milk.

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Trials and Trimesters, chapter 10

Ryunosuke wasn’t sure why he decided to walk into the shop when he should have been walking back to his accommodations, but he had done so anyway. It was likely the bright lights and shiny toys on display that caught his eye and made him make a detour to look around inside.

The store looked like it sold everything they would need soon. There were cradles and bassinets of all shapes and sizes, and clothes designed for multiple stages of life. Different types of toys were everywhere, from small silver rattles to stuffed animals to wood carved horses toddlers could pretend to ride. Everything was so beautiful, and expensive.

Ryunosuke picked up a frock meant for a newborn and admired how small it was. His stomach already felt so big and it was only going to get bigger, but he was amazed at how tiny the baby would be once they’re born. He imagined what his little one would look like, dressed in the white frock with a little white bonnet to go with it. He adored the image

“Already planning a wardrobe?” He jumped a bit when he heard Kazuma behind him. He turned to see that he had followed him inside and watched him browse the store.

“Just… getting some ideas…” He said as he put the frock back on display. As much as he would have loved to buy at least something for the baby, everything in this store was far out of their budget.

“I promise you that we’ll have plenty of toys and clothes by the time the baby comes,” Kazuma put his arm around Ryunosuke’s waist. “We’ll find them someplace a little…  less expensive.”

“Just looking at these things makes everything feel more… real. That one day we’ll have an actual baby to dress and feed and teach and care for.”

They walked out of the store together, rejoined by Susato after pulling her away from the intricately hand carved wood cradles she was admiring.

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That day had started as a repeat of the day before. In the morning Kazuma and Co rose early and traveled to the Supreme Court to submit their report for their first trial.

"How did you sleep last night?" Susato made conversation as they waited for Lord Stronghart to meet them.

"Fairly well," Ryunosuke lied. Despite his efforts, he was still bothered by the events of the previous day and struggled to fall asleep. He knew Kazuma hadn't slept either. "After sharing a bed meant for one person I enjoyed the extra space we got."

"The large bed did feel luxurious compared to my steerage accommodations," Susato smiled. "The bill was not as high as I thought it would be."

That's because Kazuma didn't order extra room service for you.

That morning they were given itemized bills for each of their rooms. Kazuma had tried to hide theirs from Ryunosuke, but he managed to peek at it and almost passed out looking at the numbers.

"Ordering the hot bath cost that much?!" Ryunosuke gasped.

"I thought it would be good for you and the baby after such a stressful day," Kazuma calmly explained while tucking the bill into his jacket pocket.

"But… but…!"

"Let me spoil my wife, please."

Ryunosuke still felt guilty over it, but Kazuma was steadfast in doing whatever he wanted to in order to pamper him and their unborn child.

"Ah, good morning to you at this early hour," Lord Stronghart greeted them when he finally arrived.

"Good morning, Lord Stronghart," Kazuma greeted him. "We are here to submit our report on the outcome of our trial from yesterday."

"Yes, I heard it was quite the show. It must have been a very immersive experience.”

Ryunosuke immediately tuned them out, not wanting to listen to talk of the court case and its resolution. Despite being interested in finding the truth behind the crime, he wanted to follow his own advice and leave the rest of the investigation to Scotland Yard.

It was when Lord Stronghart mentioned the death of Mr. McGilded that Ryunosuke finally joined the conversation.

"What?! How?" He interjected.

"Immediately following the trial, the omnibus that was present in the courtroom caught fire," Stronghart explained. "After it was extinguished, a body was found in the ruins and it was identified as being Magnus McGuilded."

He… was burned alive?!

"Scotland Yard is still investigating his death, but I would like you to focus on the new case I mentioned."

Was it Fairplay? Was he so angry that McGilded was found innocent that he murdered him to get out of his debt? Was it one of those men I heard in the restroom? No, they were being paid by McGilded, they wouldn't have killed their employer. Unless they were working for Fairplay, then they may have been there to prepare the omnibus to be burned later…

Do I smell fish and chips?

Ryunosuke was pulled out of his thoughts by the smell of freshly fried food. He looked around Lord Stronghart to see a man standing a distance behind him. He was holding a newspaper packet of fish and chips and was slowly working his way through it.

… I wonder if it would be rude to ask for a bite?

Lord Stronghart excused himself, leaving them to talk to the man with the fried foods. Ryunosuke realized he had no idea what was going on after being in his own head for the whole conversation.

"Good morning sir, my name is-" Kazuma started to introduce himself to the man, but was immediately interrupted.

"Listen to me you young-!" The man started, then immediately stopped when he got a good look at Kazuma. His expression quickly turned from annoyance to shock, and stood there for a good minute with his mouth hanging open. He had been waving around his food as he yelled, but his arm was now frozen mid swing as if he was in a photograph.

It was almost like a repeat of Van Ziek's reaction the previous day.

I wonder if he would notice if I pinched one of his chips…

"As I was saying…" Kazuma started again, "my name is Kazuma Asogi. This is my judicial assistant Susato Mikotoba, and my wife Ryunosuke Asogi."

"Ah, um… ahem…" the man came back to his senses and composed himself. "I am Inspector Tobias Gregson of Scotland Yard. Lord Stronghart asked me to fill you in on the case."

"Did you say you're Inspector Gregson?" Susato asked excitedly. "As in, the Inspector Gregson of The Adventures of Herlock Sholmes?!"

She started to prattle on about the Sholmes short stories and how this man was a prominent character in the series. According to her, he and Sholmes were friendly rivals who had worked together to solve several cases. Ryunosuke couldn't care less about the stories, but he did think of the man who inspired it.

Sholmes said he wanted to see us once we arrived here, but we haven't seen or heard from him since we arrived in Dover.

He thought about the night he found himself in Sholmes’ cabin wardrobe, contemplating the implications of finding that damned earring in Kazuma’s jacket. The detective had spent time talking to him, comforting and helping him find the truth. He was the reason why he was able to stay with Kazuma and keep their baby. Ryunosuke felt a deep sense of gratitude towards the man, even though he still thought he was a complete weirdo.

“If we could please focus our attention back to the case at hand…” Kazuma tried to take control back over the conversation. “Can you tell us what happened, Inspector Gregson?”

“Not much to tell,” he said while casually munching on his lunch. “A young woman was walking along Briar road when she was attacked from behind and was stabbed. Thankfully it wasn’t fatal, but she's still in hospital and unconscious. A fairly simple case in my book.”

“Oh dear…” Susato sighed. “That means this case will be super complicated for us, won't it?”

“Well, it’s nothing we can’t handle,” Kazuma responded confidently. “The trial isn’t until tomorrow, so we can investigate the crime scene ourselves.”

“That won't help you, though,” Gregson shook his head. “The criminal is a hopeless case.”

“And what makes it so helpless?” Kazuma gave the Inspector a look of suspicion.

“The prosecutor assigned to this case is Lord Barok van Zieks.”

“No!” Ryunosuke gasped.

“So you do know of him. You should also know that in every trial where he's been the prosecutor, the accused suffered a painful fate.”

“But… we just won a case against him the other day,” Kazuma told him. “We stopped the accused from being sent to the gallows.”

“And right afterwards he died from being burned alive. I was there in the courthouse when the omnibus caught fire last night, I heard Magnus McGuilded screaming from inside the carriage. I helped recover what was left of him.”

Kazuma quickly pulled Susato and Ryunosuke close to him, immediately trying to comfort them after hearing that harrowing description. He didn’t have to see their pale faces to know that they were shocked and sickened by that mental image.

“Enough about that,” he said. “Where can I speak with the accused?”

“Ahem… sorry…” Gregson looked away for a moment in shame. “I only meant to say that even if the accused is found innocent, they don't live much longer after the trial. No one has been able to definitively link the deaths to van Zieks, but people still like to talk. As for the accused, he's in prison at the moment, inmate fifty three. Talk to the jailer and he’ll show you the way.”

“Thank you, Inspector.”

Gregson took his leave, making the three students the only people left inside the office. The silence was deafening.

“Are you really taking on another case so soon after… yesterday?” Susato asked Kazuma.

“I can’t let one trial keep me from doing what I set out to do,” he sighed. “Not everyone will be a Magnus McGilded, and today I have the chance to take a look at the case before I decide to do anything.”

“Then I will do my best to assist you.” Susato tried to look as confident as she could. 

“Can I make a small request?” Ryunosuke asked suddenly.

“What is it?” Kazuma looked at him thoughtfully.

“When we have the chance, can we stop for some fish and chips?”