#asks: Sergio

[f1-sketches]

if you ever do more of f1 x cartoons from their country drawings, may I kindly suggest checo and el chavo del ocho? You don’t have to ofc!!😭 love ur art!!

hope this did your ask justice :)! i did a bit of research on the show after i received the ask and spent some time looking at both the live action and animated version for the drawing ^_^.

[f1-birb]

one of Lando's mechanics has had to make his insta private because he'd been sent a barrage of hate after a fan took offence to him supposedly calling Checo "stupid" (after his collision with Carlos when the cameras cut to the McLaren garage) and shared his insta handle

it shouldn't need to be said but let's say it anyway

do not harass team members, mechanics, engineers, communications team members, etc. on their personal social media accounts

they are human and will make comments just like drivers will, but this does not mean you're entitled to send them abusive messages or harass them on their personal accounts

McLaren in particular had a really bad time of this behaviour a few years ago, with personnel making their accounts private and actually asking for people to stop harassing them, and I've seen team members for other teams have also had to do this on and off

tagging some of the more popular drivers because we are seeing way too much vitriol on the internet atm

[tricoufamily]

look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes—

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[bloodyymaryyy]

Language lessons

Grid x greek driver reader

Part 1 / masterlist

Side note : okay this is short only because my phone doesn't want to work properly at times and freezes and yeah I lost the 2 first drafts and then I give up and wrote a little one because fuck me dude! The exams are going a bit good I think so...for anyone wondering also wade don't be a ghost reader 🙏 please any feedback is appreciated 🙏❤️

Learning languages was always fun for her she loved communicating with people in their native languages and so she started learning from her teenage years, picking up phrases, sentences, words and expressions from local in every country she was traveling to almost every other week.

Growing up with next to zero friends, not knowing how to make any, always getting separated for being the only Greek driver in any grid either f4, f3, f2 it all changed when she joined f1, first making friends with max which was most expected because they were teammates in red bull and then one by one the other drivers jointed them and formed a huge friend group and having fun with each other on and off the track.

The once shy and socially awkward girl became a woman that simply didn't care, never again the doormat for anyone

The dialogues will be coloured : max is the blue, Liam is the pink, yuki is the orange, Checo will be the green and y/n will be the purple

She was called once again that she had to make another video with the boys except for Danny which was replaced by Liam (😉get it?) in the video

The English speaking driver starting the intro which is made by Liam and he started saying " hello we are here naming different f1 parts in different languages...."

Liam : steering wheel

Max : stuur

Checo : volante

Yuki starting a conversation with Checo "volante?" "Yeah you too? We have some common words although you don't think..." "Hantaru " ah very close " max added and laughter went around the group

Yuki :Hantaru

Y/n : τιμόνι

Liam : track

Max : circuit

Checo : circuito

" How are you saying it?" " Track" " you don't say circuito?" no"

Yuki : track

Y/n : πίστα

Once she said that they looked at her weird and she got confused and asked " what?" " no nothing it's just weird I don't know why" said Liam

Liam : tire

Max : band " band? I never learned that?"

Checo : ilanta " I haven't learned that either! What am I learning?!" " I don't know we can talk about it later tho said Checo"

Yuki : taiya

Y/n : ρόδα " that sounds nice! Max repeated the word again and y/n laught

Liam : Radio

Max : radio

Checo : radio

Yuki : musen." nah man you ruined it! Fuck "

Y/n : ράδιο

See? We could have a perfect streakkkk" y/ n said while dragging out the word and softly pouted and but as soon as it came it left nd her face returned back to normal

Liam :seat belt

Max : gordel

Checo : ginturón

Yuki : shitoberuto

Y/n :ζώνη

Liam : race suit

Max : racepak

Checo : traje

Yuki : tsunagi

Y/n : oh... It's for some reason long but I will say αγωνιστική στολή or στολή only which is kinda weird because the costume is the same... In the Greek language you have words with many meanings I don't know if you have them but yeah.

🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️

The end (probably)

[lestappenforever]

https://www.tumblr.com/vastappenen/734403891486162944/cant-stop-thinking-about-charles-stopping

Do you have the footage to this ? 😭😭

Absolutely, anon! ❤️

[miercoooles]

How'd Pascale react when she sees Checo and her daughter sleeping on the couch and then next morning getting told everything?

Pascale would be giggling and shit /j

Since the day before Mama Leclerc was out of the house, maybe went out with friends or something that kept her out for the whole day. So when she came home and went to the living room to be greeted by you and Checo cuddling on the couch, she let out the biggest smile. She was right about your boyfriend being a driver, though she had a few guesses who, she never thought it would be the Mexican Racing Point driver.

But before she did anything, she went to her room and freshened up. After that, she went down preparing breakfast for the six of them. The first to wake up from her kids is Lorenzo. The moment he walked in the kitchen, he greeted his mother, kissing her cheeks before getting water from the refrigerator.

Maman trying to hold back her smile, asked Lorenzo what you and Checo were doing that had you both ending up on the couch cuddling. As Lorenzo was about to answer, he was interrupted by a cheerful Arthur who was followed by a sleepyhead Charles letting out a yawn. The younger boys greeted their mother, kissing her cheek like Lorenzo did.

Once they all settled down, Lorenzo started talking about everything that took place yesterday the moment your boyfriend dropped by unannounced. Maman smiled widely when she listens to his eldest speak protectively about his only sister, it made her feel like she did something right. As Lorenzo continued telling everything that happened, Arthur and Charles would often interrupt, adding information from what their older brother is saying.

When they finished, Maman thanked her sons for being there to their sister, always having her back. Then Pascale asked her kids to help her set the table as she finished cooking their breakfast. Washing her hands after placing the food on the table, she went to the living room and sat on the single-seater couch where Checo sat yesterday when he was being interrogated by your brothers.

She smiled to herself, thinking how much you and Checo reminded her of herself and Papa Leclerc when they were dating. She watched as you snuggled closer to your significant other while Checo just wrapped his arm around your shoulder. She let out a soft chuckle as she saw the domestic actions unfold.

Lorenzo called upon their mum that the table was set and they can eat, but the eldest said it too loud that it startled you.

Falling asleep on the couch last night, you had not expected to wake up with your mother sitting across you, a wide grin plastered on her face. Your sudden movement stirred your boyfriend from his sleep. Looking at him, you saw him scrunching his eyebrows as his eyes adjusted to the bright light before his expression turned into confusion. He stared at your mother before rubbing his eyes, thinking he might be hallucinating. But when he saw that she was still there, he swiftly moved away from you, scared at the thought of Maman scolding him or worse, you.

When Pascale saw what happened, she let out a light chuckle before sighing and standing up. She went pass Checo’s side of the couch, patting his shoulders and whispered that it was okay, before she spoke this time to the both of you that breakfast was ready.

Checo scrambled from the couch, his cheeks flushed as he gets flustered from the thought that both of you were caught by your mother cuddling in the living room. You watched him internally panic as you stood up from your place, kissing his cheek and taking a hold of his hand before letting out a small smile and assuring him that your mum meant no harm.

Pascale called out for both of you again when you didn’t go to the dining room and this time you drag Checo to the room and guiding him to sit on the chair beside you.

While breakfast was ongoing, Checo was on the hotseat again, but this time getting interrogated by your mother. As your mother inquires your significant other different questions, you can see him squirm nervously on his chair and so you placed your hand on his thigh and patted it assuringly that he won’t answer anything wrong.

After breakfast and Maman seemingly satisfied with your boyfriend’s answer, she went to his side and pulled him up from his chair as she gave Sergio a hug and a kiss on the cheek, welcoming him into the family and even referring to him as her future son-in-law. You let out a huge sigh of relief as Checo passed your family’s test.

But little did you know after the kiss on the cheek, Maman threatened Checo quietly that if he ever decided to hurt her daughter, he should be prepared for the consequence. And he gulped hard like something was dislodged in his throat before nodding slowly.

[djservo]

Out by sixteen or dead on the scene, together for-fucking-ever Ginger Snaps (2000)

[palewolfcheesecake-blog]

Tier List of How Likely I Think the 2024 F1 Grid Are to Pole Dance, Or Something

(now that i think about it, charles might belong in the upper column, and daniel might belong in that one too, but whatever, i don't wanna change it now)

[fiveredlights]

📝Snippet for VCARB BURN IN HELL BITCH YOU TOO RED BULL hahahah

(the vibes are good rn imo but i do love maxiel being in kahoots together and saying f you to everyone!)

the vibes are excellent in real life but in this alternate universe i only know chaos! bring the drama!

The Perez Problem has just triggered a landslide—How Red Bull’s mismanagement led to the retirement of two drivers.

In a shocking twist to the Red Bull second seat tale, Red Bull prodigy Max Verstappen and his former teammate Daniel Ricciardo (who now drives for sister team RB) have just announced their retirement from Formula 1.

Announced only on the third day of summer break, right after Red Bull confirmed there would be no changes to their driver line up post summer break, they shocked the racing world by announcing their retirement from Formula 1 at the end of the 2024 season.

Some may have predicted this to be the case for Ricciardo, but almost certainly no one would’ve expected this from Verstappen.

…

Even more problems now arise from Verstappen’s departure, which is who to replace the three time World Champion. Does the team pull Tsunoda up to partner with Perez? Does Perez even stay?

Difficult for Red Bull to convince themselves that Perez will be one to lead the team when they were actively looking at a mid season replacement for him. Only time will tell whether or not Verstappen and Ricciardo made the right decision in ending their careers. Ironically, Red Bull’s only salvation seems to come in the form of a time machine.

One thing is for certain though.

When treating drivers like pawns in your game, it’s only a matter of time until they take out the king.

Checkmate, say Verstappen and Ricciardo.

Checkmate.

[itsblasttothepast]

I love how Checo saw Franco and immediately went "my baby, my boy, my precious child" and is almost constantly near him and interacts with him and does everything to connect and make him feel good. It's heartbreaking that he does that mostly because he was alone in this sport for so long and wasn't really welcome in it.

I can't really believe how people can keep on saying that he is a bad person (I know it's mostly Daniel fans wanting their fave in Checo's seat but still) when most of the drivers like him (I stand by my opinion that if Sebastian Vettel liked you, you can't be a terrible person) and he just wants the younger drivers to never go through he had to in this sport. It's the same with Yuki, the drivers from F2, F3 and the Academy and now with Franco, even with Max earlier on. He's just adorable and wholesome and I can't wrap my head around all the hate when the loudest people claim 'not to be racist' but there is really no reason for them to hate him so much. Dislike? Sure that's your right but blatant hate?

Oh, I know anon. I don't get how people can hate him, and also waste their time and effort in making blogs, posts, edits and so much more just to show how much they hate him... I mean... what? this is borderline insane.

You are allowed to dislike someone; I don't like Lando Norris, for example (I have my petty reasons), but I don't spend my time making blogs to hate him or making posts about him, why would I do that? When I can be delusional with Chestappen and Chewis? Being happy with my fellow KitKat gang, or just finding Squirtle gifs? (new obsession).

The only person who welcomed Checo when he joined F1 was Fernando, which is why he's his bestie; Kamui also was kind, but the rest of the grid... oh well. I just love how much Checo puts the effort in welcoming the rookies, and with Franco has been extra nice, maybe because both are latin americans; he is a warm and kind person (also a little shit sometimes), so I don't get why people keep hating him so much.

Thank you for your message, it's so nice knowing that there are people out there who likes Checo and supports him.

Hugs to you anon, your message lifted my spirit 💖

[argentinagp]

jenson wishing checo a happy birthday only after receiving one himself. Note also no 2014 happy birthday (after checo was out of mclaren)

[motleyistheonlywear]

Speaking of Luka's husband, what is Sergio up to?

[percervall]

Hi! I just saw an ig post of a wag page which comment which footballers are good in bed. What do you think would be the top 10 or 5? Sorry Im bored and i need to discuss this with someone 🤍🥺🫶🏻

I didn't forget about this ask, but life has been.. well.

anyway, I love this so much?? There is 0 rhyme or reason to the order other than that name popped up first. Putting the list under a read more

Leon Goretzka - this man is criminally underrated on this app but I digress. Not only does he has a massive dick, I am convinced he knows exactly how to extract the best orgasms out of you

Thiago Alcantara - you can't have 3 children and not do at least something right. There's a reason they call him El Profesor 🤷🏼‍♀️

Dusan Vlahovic - Listen, he got in trouble for liking twitter porn and this man is into some kinky shit so do with that what you will

Virgil van Dijk - what can I say, defenders just hit different, you know?

Joe Gomez - I mean, we all know he is packing and while he might look innocent with those big brown eyes, he is anything but

Rodrigo De Paul - I don't think he's as kinky as we think he is, but this man is the biggest simp for his girl and so would do whatever it takes to make you feel good (also, you don't get a heart tattooed on your pelvis? question mark? if you don't wanna draw attention to your dick)

Mats Hummels - I know okay, but you asked me for this list so please pretend to be surprised he's on here. He also got caught liking spicy posts but this was on insta and I mean.. Listen. I just know okay (source: trust me bro)

Dominik Szoboszlai - Have you seen him???? That mouth would do the most sinful things to you and whisper the filthiest things in your ear

Sergio Ramos - That's it. That's the tweet

Mario Hermoso - again, something about defenders 😮‍💨

(I can already hear the comments about the forbidden dick that is Ruben and John not being on this list 🤭)

[selfishpresley]

A thing that pisses me off about one aspect of checo hate, is people referencing that he has cartel connections. And this needs to be brought up again now that Daniel Ricciardo’s retirement is bringing up a bunch of anti checo discourse.

His father is a well known politician that stands against the narcoestado (narco state).

Do you know how that dangerous that is?

There have been politicians across entire coalitions, journalists, and prominent figures in environmentalism that have been killed because of their criticism of the cartels in Mexico.

Figures speaking out against certain people have had their families killed. Celebrities are especially vulnerable to this because anything that they say could be used against them.

So the entire joke of saying that he must have cartel connections besides the ones that he has with liberty media is a harmful stereotype. And I beg you to just find something else to say if you’re going to spout nonsense.

[lestappenforever]

Monaaa, I'm sorry for annoying you again :(

I'm going through things (tm) right now, uni/statics is absolutely killing me, I understand nothing and I'm 1/6th done after 4 hours and at this point my blood is probably 50% red bull (and I usually have like 2 energys per year, usually nightshifts, so I'm clearly desperate)

Could you maybe cheer me up with some of your favourite Lestappen photos? 🥹

Love, M 🧡

M, my darling, you could never annoy me!

I'm so sorry to hear you're having a rough time with uni. Remember that sometimes it's better to put your work away for a few hours, focus on something else entirely (or sleep!), and then start again when you're more rested and your mind has had a proper break.

Have some of my favorite Lestappen + third wheels photos. 🧡

[sevynchaos]

Just a captain and his player…