#asks teehee

[doll-fac3d]

odile... lets go lesbians.....

streaming drawing rqs to my friend and it keeps saying incomprehensible words to me. odile is the only thing keeping me anchored to reality right now

lets go lesbians

[firestia]

Little pony princesses 💗

[bunnieswithknives]

As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af

[blabberoo]

Uuhg i was so tired today 😞 i want to do some quick sketches to relieve pain of having ideas stuck in my mind and can't recreate them because of work

(Just stuff related to this comic)

[tsuutarr]

Yandere!Butler x Noble!Reader

Geoffrey has never particularly liked the Master of the House, Duke Arrington. Duke Arrington is what most hate about nobles – pompous and arrogant, but deeply incompetent. Thankfully, The House of Arrington isn’t doomed thanks to you, the heir to the Arrington Duchy.

You’re everything your father isn’t – sensible, witty, intelligent, kind… Why, Geoffrey could spend hours waxing poetic about how wonderful you are. It’s his honor to serve at your side as your right hand butler.

And, like any competent butler, Geoffrey must ensure that you obtain your rightful birthright. So, in the background, Geoffrey works hard with your other admirers to ensure that you can successfully take your father’s place.

As your personal butler, Geoffrey has the best access to your pathetic excuse of a father. This means that it’s quite easy to incorporate little drops of poison into your father’s teas or meals. 

Thanks to Geoffrey’s work, your father has been getting sicker by the day. You’re a dutiful child, so you worry and fret over the pathetic excuse of a parent. This kindness is something Geoffrey loves about you, truly, but he also can’t wait until your father is finally gone and over with, which won’t be much longer judging by how sickly your father has been looking as of late. You’ve taken up more of your father’s work officially because of this, too, and it’s amazing to see you at work. Geoffrey knew that you would be absolutely perfect for this role. It’s riveting to see you so focused on your tasks.

Just like any other day, Geoffrey is preparing tea (not poisoned, of course) for you. From your desk, you observe him, lips drawn in a tight line. “Do you think the House of Arrington is cursed?” you ask, making Geoffrey turn to you curiously.

“My goodness, why would you think that?”

“Just…” Leaning back in your chair, you sigh. “All my younger siblings have died. My step-mother disappeared. My father is dying… It’s all just… a lot, isn’t it?”

You really are too kind, Geoffrey thinks. All of those… misfortunes occurred thanks to him and your other supporters, so you shouldn’t feel bad about it. Your house isn’t cursed – everyone else just deserved to perish so that you could claim your rightful throne. But, you don’t have to know that, really, so Geoffrey says, “How could the Arrington Duchy be cursed when we have you?”

And he means it, truly, because there is no other person that can rule as dutifully as you.

[doctorsiren]

Day 2 of Sirentober / Doctober

Glasses / Retro

Based on a dream I had last night where Athena came down and visited Ford and taught him like she taught Odysseus and she told him to use his BRAIN and not trust Bill Cipher and I woke up realizing that Athena and Ody occupy the same space in my head as Jheselbraum and Ford. Like…big tall goddess mom friend lady…and square man trying to get home…

Available as a print on my Etsy shop

[abisalli]

the way you draw bart is so fun i want to explode him with my mind

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[maybmila]

To dance better than fire itself

[circuscountdowns]

takes u by the shoulders. do u see my vision. peak romance.

[void-dude]

I wanna lick static Ford

I bet he tastes like pop rocks candy tehehe

He tastes like every flavor of pop rocks combined and sprite, that's canon now

[kitsuneisi]

sorry if you’ve already been asked or I just missed it but would you consider making merch of DDVAU? Like key chains or pins or something?

Watch out for September

[doll-fac3d]

Wake up Stardust! You fucked up bigtime!

LOOP GET OUT OF HERE

[sweeneydino]

you don’t have to answer this but I really like your weapons of Hamato au and it’s really interesting :D I was just wondering how splinter would react to any of the brothers telling him that their weapons talk to them?

He knows.

[haisfin]

NEEED siffrin i NEED siffrinmaxxing posts NEED siffrinmaxxing MUST be siffrinmaxxed

here anon siffrinmaxxing

[erinwantstowrite]

can you draw steph and bitty peter pleaseee? thank you!

lemme knock the both of these out in one go:

[fox-guardian]

can we see some Colin/Sam,,, the fluff episode has brain rotted me and I now would like to to see them kiss in the server room

[ID: A digital comic featuring Sam and Colin from The Magnus Protocol. Sam is a fat South Asian man with brown skin and curly black hair and a mustache, and he is wearing a sweater and trousers. Colin is a skinny white man with dusty blonde hair in a long ponytail and scruffy facial hair and body hair, and he is wearing a button down shirt, jeans, and glasses. They are standing in a server room, Colin pinning Sam against a server rack.

Colin kisses Sam, who looks pleased, making a surprised noise. They separate, Sam blushing, looking up at Colin while Colin squints back at him.

Sam: Wow, Colin! I could've sworn you hated me. Colin: Who said I don't?

Colin pulls out a box with a diamond ring in it, holding it up to Sam, otherwise not moving or changing expression. There are black spades floating around his head.

Colin: Now are we doing this or what? Sam, leaning back, overwhelmed and suddenly afraid: WHAT (the word is written inside of his very wide mouth)

end ID]

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"I don't do hook-ups. I mostly just hate people, marry them, then divorce them." - Colin Becher

anyway yeah i had an idea i had to run with on this one