#ask-the-pybros

[ainatf2ocblog]

Hiiiiiii Kevin!!!

Kevin: Oh...? Hi, Jett :)

(don't mind him, he just woke up from watching crafts tutorials last night)

[kreidxpriz]

You must be really old to remember any of them 

(Part 2?)

[tmmyhug]

how goes the tumblr glitching?

despite the entertainment value of Funny Bug the constant notifs were a complete nuisance so i restarted the app and it’s begrudgingly cooperating for now

[dimeadoesnt]

pyro?

PYRO!!! My friend pyro!!! My pybro!

thank you so much! Love this lil guy ❤️❤️❤️

[agnesandhilda]

You reminded me that I needed to start reading umineko again, thank you

you are welcome !!

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

You done encourage my wrath son!

*muffled screaming*

[passeriformess]

top 10 trans trains?

A train (from Old French trahiner, from Latin trahere, "to pull, to draw"[1]) is a series of connected vehicles that run along a railway track and transport people or freight. Trains are typically pulled or pushed by locomotives (often known simply as "engines"), though some are self-propelled, such as multiple units. Passengers and cargo are carried in railroad cars, also known as wagons. Trains are designed to a certain gauge, or distance between rails. Most trains operate on steel tracks with steel wheels, the low friction of which makes them more efficient than other forms of transport.

Trains have their roots in wagonways, which used railway tracks and were powered by horses or pulled by cables. Following the invention of the steam locomotive in the United Kingdom in 1804, trains rapidly spread around the world, allowing freight and passengers to move over land faster and cheaper than ever possible before. Rapid transit and trams were first built in the late 1800s to transport large numbers of people in and around cities. Beginning in the 1920s, and accelerating following World War II, diesel and electric locomotives replaced steam as the means of motive power. Following the development of cars, trucks, and extensive networks of highways which offered greater mobility, as well as faster airplanes, trains declined in importance and market share, and many rail lines were abandoned. The spread of buses led to the closure of many rapid transit and tram systems during this time as well.

Since the 1970s, governments, environmentalists, and train advocates have promoted increased use of trains due to their greater fuel efficiency and lower greenhouse gas emissions compared to other modes of land transport. High-speed rail, first built in the 1960s, has proven competitive with cars and planes over short to medium distances. Commuter rail has grown in importance since the 1970s as an alternative to congested highways and a means to promote development, as has light rail in the 21st century. Freight trains remain important for the transport of bulk commodities such as coal and grain, as well as being a means of reducing road traffic congestion by freight trucks.

While conventional trains operate on relatively flat tracks with two rails, a number of specialized trains exist which are significantly different in their mode of operation. Monorails operate on a single rail, while funiculars and rack railways are uniquely designed to traverse steep slopes. Experimental trains such as high speed maglevs, which use magnetic levitation to float above a guideway, are under development in the 2020s and offer higher speeds than even the fastest conventional trains. Trains which use alternative fuels such as natural gas and hydrogen are another 21st-century development.

[your-local-pybro]

How do you use this thing?

Hello folks! I'm Jett!

Im the R.E.D's Pyro/Pybro

My brother, Scout, told me about this Tumbler thing so thought I would give it a shot

I don't have much to say than I'm a pyromaniac and uh...I think Sharks are super fucking cool man. I can talk about them all day

Freinds would be nice. It would be cool meeting other people outside my team. No offense to them. I just want to talk to new peaple

So send me some mail. I have a mail box that totally is mine and I didn't steal off someone's front yard.

(Important OOC Notes below the cut!)

Hello folks! I'm the owner of this account! Idk how active il be on this(il try to be active as I can) but My main is @dani-fox (i use He/It) if anyone is wondering and if anyone wants to see my semi-non tf2 account/artwork.

Any artwork posted on this blog is mine unless stated otherwise. Might try and draw some for some asks/Rps

any OOC or Out of character things will be in Red to make things easy but il still use /OOC. I just want to make ooc stuff red to different from things Jett is saying from what im saying.

Here's some basic information about Jett

-Jett is in his mid to late 30s

-It is intersex, Agender, and Gay that uses It/He

-Jett is 10 years older than Scout (Scout in this world is currently in his early to mid 20s)

-Jett's main pick of wepons are the: Degreaser, Panic Attack, and Powerjack/Neon Annihilator

-Jett's Voice Cannon is Jschlatt(but raspy)

-it has undiagnosed Autism, PTSD, and Psychopathy but has diagnosed Pyromania

-It's vision Isint the worst but it has a hard time reading tiny print. It refuses to wear or get glasses.

-Jett has romantical feelings twords Red Engi (I like ocxcannon and TexanToast so why not make a oc into both those things)

-Jett owns a pocket partner but is suspicious about if it's haunted. (PocketPartner is haunted)

Here's Jett's ref for a idea on what It looks like

Now for boundaries

-Rps from Anons, Tf2 CC blogs and other Tf2 ocs are allowed and encouraged

-I encourage rps! Have fun, rp with Jett!!

-magic Anons are welcome as well! Just don't let the magic last for to many posts

-like the first one questions being asked are also encourage. This is ment to be a ask blog after all.

-please no NSFW asks or stuff you wouldn't say to your parents. The owner is a adult but isn't okay with weird asks being sent by random ppl I don't know.

-this isn't 100% cannon. It's slightly based on my headcannons/interpretations on things

-Don't be a power player,write for Jett,or change its story in rps or asks. That's just mean.

That's really it. Hope.you guys enjoy this silly random RP blog!

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Another texas toast enjoyer! Imo people are sleeping on the chemistry Engie and Pyro have, like seriously, it's through the roof and has such potential. Also to build on my original ask, just few of the examples could be overstim from sitting on running sentry, where Pyro would be forced to take it as a reward yet he'd slightly start to regret they even saved the sentry in the first place or with general rough housing + using the dispenser to heal. Would be ironic if the nest would withstand the battle but not these two. Also the implications of the safety of the nest being used for private pleasure instead of literal battle and the trust between them to even use Engineer's pampered machines what Pyro protected w their everything - pybro anon, sorry I'm on typing spree currently

YESSSS people love the medigun as a solution for crazy rough sex stuff but dispensers work for that too! Honestly smth about the intimacy of the sentry nest is just.... augh

[mstophattii]

welcome, to the second issue of the teufort times!

THIS WEEK'S PATCH NOTES:

WHY THE AGGRESIVE SPY PLAYSTILE SUCKS (AND HOW TO FIX IT)

Since the release of the dead-ringer in the sniper vs spy update, the aggresive spy playstyle has been quite the sensation with spy mains.

(tryhardius spycicus trying to mate with a fictionalius waifius caught in the wild lands of doublecross)

but lately, i have seen quite the discourse when it comes to such interesting specimens. I always thought it was universally agreed that such playstyle was terrible, and that it was a terrible deviation from how spy is supposed to be played. But surprisingly, some like this playstyle. Lets break it down.

THE KUNAI:

Spy is a spy. We can all agree on that. And what does a spy do? Well, a spy can do many things, but the most important thing is that he should try his best at not getting caught, and if he gets caught, he should be punished for it. But the kunai just sorta says "fuck that, imma do my own thing"

By giving spy the health of a soldier and the movespeed of a medic, he just becomes a fucking beast. "But Hatty, spy only has 70 health when using the kunai!" well, when the kunai is paired with shit like the dead-ringer, the 70 health penalty just becomes a small annoyance. And the fact that the backstab hitboxes are kinda broken doesnt help the kunai's case. So overral, the kunai fucking sucks. But thats only like, 80% of the problem.,

THE DEAD-RINGER:

There are 2 types of weapons in TF2: poorly designed ones, and poorly balanced ones. The deadringer falls into the poorly designed ones section. Look, i get it, faking your death is cool, but in practice, its pretty overpowered. I mean, its a free get out of jail card. And when paired with the kunai, this thing becomes flat out busted. Like cmon, just running away from your problems while also having 225 health without any penalty is pretty busted.

HOW TO FIX IT

also, the deadringer is pretty simple, just make it so that you have a slower cloak regen and less damage res.

but now., lets talk about something else.,

AS A PART-TIME ENGI MAIN, PYBROS CAN GO FUCK OFF.

look. I know this sounds bad, BUT, hear me out for a moment. I often call playing engineer as "roleplaying as a single mother" because you have to take care of all your sweet little angels i mean, buildings, and make sure they get some cool frags and help your team. But pybro's turn the engineer experience into "1950's american housewife roleplay". Why, you might ask? Well, maybe its because there is a pyro constantly taking care of my precious little buildings, while i do absolutely nothing outside of maybe moving my dispenser to the other side of the room so its the pyro can more easily access it. That just makes engineer a boring class. You play engi so that you can feel the rush of grabbing your buildings and saving them from those big, mean, and ugly soldiers. But then also watch your sentry get a cool ass frag on a trolldier. Do you get it? DO YOU SEE MY VISION? I WANT TO PLAY ENGINEER BECAUSE I WANT TO FEEL SOME SENSE OF ADRENALINE AND RUSH, AND ALSO PRIDE WHEN MY LITTLE SENTRY MASSACRES THE OTHER TEAM. BUT THAT MUSH MOUTHED FREAK JUST COMPLETELY REMOVES THAT, AND WHY? WHO KNOWS WHAT INHUMANE THOUGHTS LIE BEHIND THAT MASK? I WONT BE LETTING THAT PYROMANIAC ANYWHERE NEAR MY BUILDINGS. END OF DISCUSSION.

THIS WEEK'S WORKSHOP HIGHLIGHT:

MANNIFEST DESTINY!

(taunt made by MalwooWS and Olu! Go check em out!)

TODAY'S SPECIAL IS.,. OH MY GOD, I FUCKING LOVE THE PANIC ATTACK.

this is the first special where we will talk about some underrated weapons, like the panic attack. This shotgun is great! Its everything a shotgun should be! It comes out faster, which helps with its "oh shit, im all outta ammo" use, and the fixed bullet spread is very nice. And cmon, look at it! It looks gangsta as fuck. So take a break from the stock shotty and try this bad boy. (plus its strange version is really cheap)

CONTACT INFO:

mrtophattygj - discord

MrTopHatty - gamejolt

THATS ALL FOLKS! Hope yall like this issue, i tried my best, and its pretty damn heated (and long!)

(also, if you liked this, reblog it! It helps a lot!)

[dani-fox]

{[DANIFOX'S INTRO]}

Last updated: Aug/20/2024

Hi Hi! My name is Dani/DaniFox!.

I'm a 19 year old neurodivergent dumb dumb who's currently have the Tf2 brainworms

Im Agender, AroAce,apothisexual fucker

I use He/It so please respect those pronouns

Fandoms im currently into:TF2, Law of Talos, and Pressure the roblox game

My other blogs are

@your-local-pybro (a actual blog) and @dailyclimberposting (sideblog)

Fandoms/other things i like

-ocxcannon

-minecraft

-RPing

-Yokai watch

-Eddsworld

-Roblox Pressure

-spooky games

-fnaf

-Portal

-HLVRAI

-Stanly Parable

-ResidentEvil

-scp

-MLP

-writing stuff for my ocs

-and more things like that!

I don't recommend my account for any younger peaple because I do like drawing body horror, gore, and creepy stuff. It will have Warnings for that, but I don't feel confrble with minors following me. Please be atleast 16+

Politely fuck off if you are any of the following

-Usual DNI stuff like Proshippers,pedos,Homaphobic, transphobic,ect

-Tomtord shipers

-Vivizpop suporters

-Peaple who defend horrible people

-Alphred's playhouce fans

-Anti-Selfshipers/OCxcannon

My anonymous asks are currently back on! Until something bad happens obviously

That's all for now and have a wonderful day/night

[pyro-thon]

PYBRO, ASK GAME!! WHAT'S YOUR PHONE BACKGROUND

Get trolled lmao

[pybrothecatgirl]

About Me

I’m Evelyn, but Pybro is fine too

19, but that doesn’t mean be a creep.

I love flirting with my moots <3

Slut for romance 🥰

I have an NSFW side blog~ @pybrothecatslut if you’re interested~

In a polycule with @ashr202 @falloutnewvegastransedmygender @doggirlrosie @inu-girl20 <3

Autism spectrum go BRRRRRRR

✨Poly Bisexual Lesbian ✨ (not really attracted to masc cis men tho. only really attracted to femboys and twinks)

🏳️‍⚧️ Transfem 🏳️‍⚧️

Furry

DMs are open~

but…

if your a minor, use some common sense and only contact me if you are within a reasonable age, like 17 or 16. Also no NSFW. You are still child.

If you are older than 18, a max age difference of 3 or 4 years or I will only interact platonically.

I am Demiromantic, so I must know you platonically before I can see you romantically.

Don’t plead for attention. It’s not attractive.

Stuff I like

Transformers. \

Warhammer 40k | (These three intersect a LOT)

My Little Pony /

Being a girl

Used to love marvel till phase 4 started (wtf was that sorry excuse for a She-Hulk show)

Star Wars

Airsoft (Never played but really want to)

💖Skirts and socks💖

A select few anime (I don’t watch much. I tend to do a lot of research beforehand. I heavily avoid a lot of fanservice stuff)

Being a girl

Guns

Swords

Legos

Lord of the Rings

Boomer Shooters

Halo (I wanna make spartan armor so bad)

Arma 3

VR

Things I do

Make videos (animations and machinima mostly)

Cosplay

Stream (I’ve done this like 3 times, but wanna do it more)

Write things (been doing a dieselpunk dwarf thing recently)

Draw (furry stuff mostly)

Def send asks. I wanna talk to the little gay people in my phone.

DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU:

Have no age on your blog

Are a NAZI

Are a TERF

Are Anti-LGBTQ+

Are Pedo and or Zoophile (both “identities” are mental illnesses and ignore the rights of those who cannot properly give consent, animals and children alike)

Hate furries and think we are the same as zoophiles (we are NOT zoos, we hate them too)

[magnetictapedatastorage]

What is your take on pyro I’m curious

a very beginner friendly class, but not if it's your first fps. the gas needs an mvm nerf badly. the whole "pybro" thing is a little weird gameplaywise, ive never really seen how it could be effective. the pyro skill level difference between evenly matched highlander teams can make or break an uber exchange.

characterwise? I'm not personally interested, because there's not much to go off of. no intelligible voice lines, no face, nothing.

thank you for asking.

[bdoubleowo]

I sure do hope you would answer both asks and not just the punchline ask, leaving this joke incomprehensible to your followers

fuck you i do what i want

[dsmpdaily]

Cam you please do arson Technoblade with G1

a couple arson palettes