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[kraeki]

https://twitter.com/mobyhaque1/status/1855687142691008982?s=46&t=TjrgyK1DuKx62_6bb8LMrw

no wonder he’s so kind 🥹 his parents did an amazing job. he’s soooo husband material

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If the rest of his 7 siblings are like him then his parents need to take a bow 👏 and shows that you don’t need a strict parent breathing down your neck to succeed, more people should realise that 🙏

[ckret2]

If you don't mind sharing, what was your original headcanon name for Bill's dimension? And why did you name it that?

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Anonymous asked: I'm curious, what was your headcanon name for Bill's dimension before we found out it's Euclydia?

Sure, here it is. Though it wasn't a name for his home dimension; it was a name for his home world. The plane-shaped planet he shows us in Weirdmageddon 3.

So! Consider the name of our own planet. It's earth. You don't even have to capitalize it if you don't want. Literally we named our planet "dirt." If you want to get fancy or science-fictiony, you can call it Terra, but Terra's just the Latin word for "dirt" too. When our ancestors thought about our world, our whole world, what did they think of? The surface we walk upon. The very ground beneath our feet. The word we used to refer to the land itself grew into the word we use to refer to the entire planet.

i'd imagine that if some aliens' name for their planet developed naturally over time, as ours did, it would probably sound similar: humble; simple; a term for the land itself; a term that describes the most common thing they see when they look around.

The name of the bizarre, extravagant, and mighty Bill Cipher's home planet...

...is plane Plain.

(And believe you me, I had plans in future chapters to milk that for all it was worth before I finally revealed it. "Bill, if you had to describe your home world in only one word, what would it be?" "Hm... Plain." "Yeah, it sounds pretty boring.")

I've actually decided I'm gonna keep that name. Euclydia is the name of his home dimension (it's such a grand name, such a formal name; it's the name that the few people who still know of Bill's world know it by; it's a name that was only given posthumously—why would a people who didn't believe there were any dimensions outside their own feel the need to come up with a name identifying their own dimension?—and a name Bill has no emotional connection to except for guilt), and Plain is the name of his home planet (it's so much smaller, so modest, so unimpressive; it's a name no one in all existence, not even the experts on Bill's history, have ever heard; it's the name Bill himself uses for his world).

"Euclydia" is an abstract political entity that was created after its own extinction to define the borders of a massacre. "Plain" is home.

"If you still plan on using 'Plain' for the fic, why are you giving it away now?" do you know how hard it is to keep a joke secret for over a year

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Does anyone else ever think about how funny it would be if Leonard McCoy’s “the ex wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce” was literal 🥸 like, okay, but just hear me out 🥸 what if Bones was royalty 🤣 AND NONE OF THE CREW REALIZE BECAUSE THEY THINK HES JUST BEING SARCASTIC 🤣✨✨💃💃

[bubba-luz]

Do you have like a summary of petals somewhere? From what i can understand from the comics its a zosan centric infection au and i wanna know more

Hi, thank you for the question.

Petals was an au for a now defunct fic I was writing earlier this year called “petals, a bloodied tongue” . I had published the first chapter and was working on the second chapter, but due to lack of interest from others and not really knowing what I was doing with a big story I wanted, I deleted it. I did make art for it, as you can see, and some notes when I was trying to map out the story.

You got it mostly right, it is an infection au, though I considered it be more Zoro centric, since I planned it to be told majority from his pov. I got the idea from One Piece Movie 6 Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island and a 2008 film called The Ruins. It was a plant-based horror story with some cosmic elements. I mostly wanted to write a story where Zoro couldn’t really protect anyone. Zoro makes it his job to be the strongest and always protect the crew. But this is something beyond his control and he can’t slash his way through it.

The Strawhats end up on a mysterious island after a strange storm the night before. The island looks peaceful and has weird animals and creatures on it, but overall nice temporary vacation spot. Then Chopper goes missing. Then Nami and Robin. They find Robin, but shes sick? Nami is no where to be seen. So they eventually get picked off one by one. I made a numbered list of who goes first:

And manner of “death”:

The island itself is alive, it is it’s own being/animal. The souls of those that are consumed are trapped at the heart of the island, and their bodies are essentially fertilizers, some people grow into trees, or flowers, etc. There was a scene I wrote as a test run, of zoro finding a tangerine tree, the tangerines taste metallic like blood, and the juice is a red orange. So their blood also runs through the island.

For humans and the like it tends to infect them, they may cough up blood, sweat, hallucinate. They grow weaker in a matter of hours and lose mobility and the ability to speak, as there are plants growing inside them. Eventually they bloom and are consumed by the island.

Majority of the arts I did were scenes from the story, like Zoro giving the flowers to Sanji, Sanji telling Zoro he’s sick, Frobin having a moment.

This is the full layout notes I did:

I had some in between stuff planned, like Robin’s group exploring abandoned ruins which is where they are attacked and Robin is infected. Zoro and Robin have a conversation about some groups believing that when they die they become a star in the sky, so, eventually, they’ll see their loved ones again. Zoro digging into the ground hysterically after he realizes Sanji is gone.

The infection hits Sanji the hardest and slowest because of his genes and he’s the last to leave Zoro.

As for why Zoro never gets infected, I had this weird idea that the island recognizes Zoro as an animal like the island is. This would tie back to Sanji telling Zoro that he “doesn’t think Zoro is a mindless wild animal, even if he fights like one sometimes.”

Also I forgot to post this:

This would be Luffy’s death, but he comes back as the little dancing monkey orchid that Zoro sees when he’s all alone. Zoro believes he has lost it from grief.

Chopper turned into the little bean guys you keep seeing, he’s the one with the broken leaf. He seems to still remember Zoro.

Sanji turns into a field of dandelions and daisies. He got infected when he smelled the flowers Zoro gave him. The field seems to protect Zoro from any hostile animals.

Zoro has these recurring dreams of Sanji running away and leaving him, much to Zoro’s efforts. His final dream Sanji places a hand on Zoro’s heart and smiles and disappears, Zoro wakes up to Sanji gone.

Zoro also sleeps more now, since he sleeps with Sanji. He feels safe with Sanji, so he let’s his guard down.

Here’s chapter one, unfinished two, test run

If you have any specific questions, please send an ask in the inbox.

[flodaya]

I am still amazed that Hunter stayed at Tom/Tz house 4-5 times now?

hunterdaya enjoyers never lose, tomdaya enthusiasts never lose, and most of all: huntomdaya visionaries never lose

[crimsonlovebartylus]

I love the idea of Regulus being so in love with Barty that he asks him to carve his chest open, break through his rib cage and slice his pericardium and pull out his beating heart and ask him to eat it, so he could live inside him.

[bearotonin-international]

First, I love bears and I'm glad to have found this account

Second, I hope you notice my username has "bear" in it

Thanks friend! And yes, we did notice. But we can’t help but also notice that’s a.. uh… very strange looking…. bear? you got in your avatar

[kindahoping4forever]

📸: Rich Fury for Madison Square Garden

[rayix]

I decided to turn my oc bullshit I mean bullfrog into an animal crossing character cuz of ur Ramon drawing. Mhm totally my oc totally not from the hit tv show captain lazerhawk: a blood dragon remix on Netflix like Ramon nuh uh.

(I’m so sorry for how shit it looks pookie /p it’s like 11 pm where I am 😭)

POOKIE STFU YOUR ORIGINAL FROG OC IS SO AWESOME TF??? HE'S SO COOL FR I'M JUMPING FROM EXCITEMENT. MY OC AND YOUR OC ARE NOW BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE I SAID SO, THANK YOU. THEY ARE NEIGHBORS IN OUR AC VILLAGE.

NO FR THIS LOOKS SO ADORABLE 😭

Me when pookie (/p) says it looks like shit when it in fact does not. Smh what an IDIOT /LH /TEASE

Now, compare that to me when they accept it's cute af and know this has made my entire day already <3 Thank you for sharing this totally original silly little OC, I will eat this drawing now in a corner ♥️

[kraeki]

TEN HAG SACKED 😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Thank you for the memories indeed 😔🕊️

[ckret2]

Okay, this is random but I was reading a different Gravity Falls fic to hold me over until Friday and in the fic this person picks up Bill and carries him off (in the theraprism) and that got me wondering... how much do you think Bill's triangular form (with the exoskeleton) weighs? Like this person was a human and they just easily picked him up! He's an energy being! What's your take, if you have one... which you probably don't becuase who thinks about this stuff?

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Would you believe I've got a scene coming up in a future chapter that touches on the topic lol

As an energy being I think that Bill's extremely light. No weight to pure energy, after all. Is a box noticeably heavier if you carry it during the day rather than during the night, even though it's now full of sunlight? Take a triangle the size of Bill's exoskeleton—let's say, about a foot base to tip, one inch thick—and coat that triangle with enough gold leaf to make it look like solid gold... and then peel off only the gold leaf... and stir in about 1/5 the contents of a tube of mascara... and that's about how much Bill by himself would weigh if you set him down on a scale.

("is this because he's plastered in gold leaf and mascara—" yes, yes it is.)

That doesn't necessarily mean he'd be as easy to move as a handful of gold leaf and mascara, though. He can choose to be much more solid than his component parts and he can just decide to be unmovable, weight be damned. He'll just, stick in one spot in space. ... As long as he isn't cut off from most of his power.

[lgorstheme]

ook anyone in the dooker lately?

Oh shut up you ookin dooker

[annahanover]

barb is so obsessed with curt because.gender envy. rip king testosterone couldve saved you

rip king testosterone could've saved you!!

[flodaya]

I mean… they are both almost 30, have been together almost for a decade and listening to Thomas… I just know I am going to enjoy being on Twitter the day they eventually announce a pregnancy lol

🥹

[lesbiradshaw]

hold me like a grudge by lesbiseresin

Whatever truce he and Hangman might’ve temporarily made on the beach still wasn’t enough for Bradley to want to hang out with the guy in his free time.

Except, here he is with the Bronco pulled into one of the spaces that line the stretch of sidewalk beside Hangman’s house. He can see Hangman’s truck sitting in the driveway and the light for the living room turned on inside.

Hangman is here, and so is Bradley. For what exactly, he isn’t sure. He knows he’s searching for something. An answer, maybe. Figuring that out would require thinking, which isn’t what this is supposed to be about, but the uncertainty must show on his face. Hangman opens the door without him even having to knock, eyebrows raised and the obvious question quick to come.

“What are you doing here, Bradshaw?”

(alternatively: in which bradley takes the phrase ‘don’t think, just do’ a little too literally)

[broke-art-girl]

Byler headcanons?

🐔

I honestly love byler

• Mike is a touch me not but will let will hold his hand or arm in public.

• They didn't really have an anniversary of when they got together bc they have been "together" for so long

• Will is a total Pinterest head.

• Eddie made a song about them

• "Zombie boy" is an awful nickname. unless it's how Will behaves after a hot night with Mike.