#ask ratchet

[ask-ratchet-the-medic]

What do you think about people shipping (if you don’t know, that means putting you in relationship with someone) you with Optimus? (Or Megatron, I’ve seen that too) Pure curiosity

I personally love Optimus :)

megashit can go fuck himself.

[ask-tfpratchet]

Hey ratch, what's your opinion on people who don't wash their hands after using the washroom. Trying to prove something to a buddy.

After a quick search I see washroom is another word for bathroom and that is completely revolting! Do you know how many diseases can come from human biological waste? HUNDREDS! Some you haven’t even discovered yet! Your lives are already short as it is why would you want to make them shorter??

Wait… didn’t you humans just suffer a worldwide virus? Why would you want to risk that again??

Just! WASH YOUR HANDS!

[myfictionalfables]

somebody wheezed on ‘em-

[bloominglegumes]

just saw them dratchet yuri cuddles my heart is melting so soft so beautiful. Sending my praise and love.

That's it that's the ask. Have a nice day :)

thank you so much!!! <3

your ask gave me the sudden urge to draw them again,, hfjsfh i hope yall enjoy

[fernisfreaky]

oppy gets super lovey dovey during aftercare proceeding him topping bc he is very conscious of their size diff 😔❤

[keferon]

Oh hey Orion time? Orion time

Anyways. So Ratchet. Do you think he knew Orion back then too? Were he and Shockwave and Orion all friends and then Shockwave doing all of that caused Ratchet to leave? Or at least is a reason he left? Ratchet probably had to be the one to deliver the news about Orion too, so

Oh fuck. Oh no. Oh they definitely were friends YES. Ratchet would stick around for quite some time after Orion's death but yeah. It would fuck him up and traumatize. Severely. And then looking at what Shockwave has become is just. Too much for him.

[somerandomcockroach]

[ihatebrainstorm]

Rogues Gallery AU Ratchet and Drift details vvv

Drift, formerly going by the name Deadlock, has long since retired her career as the hired assassin Cheshire after ending up at Ratchet's free clinic 10 years ago. The two now live together and have since gotten married at some point, with Drift sometimes helping Ratchet out in the clinic. Otherwise, she trains her athletic skills relentlessly and repaints/maintains her old gear in case anyone decides to cause trouble for either of them. You never know what might happen in Gotham City...

Ratchet runs a free clinic in Gotham, treating anyone or any bat looking for help. Her history with Prowl is long, and she doesn't necessarily approve of Prowl's decision to don the cowl, but she'll still help out regardless. Ratchet's currently been looking to retire alongside Drift some time soon, but has tremendous difficulty staying away from her clinic.

Both can break every bone in ur body if they really wanted to

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Continuation of my other post here, the autobots have come close to figuring out that Optimus is the sire but Optimus is way too moral to spark up an subordinate so they don’t look into it more

Skywarp stole the evidence, Ratchet doesn’t notice cause he and Optimus are too busy with the baby for any fun private parties

[peace-hunter]

Wouldn't it be funny if the primes can speak through the matrix in Optimus but only a few words. It would spook everyone and the high guards guilt increasing.

Basically this.

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSj4YXJjp/

they can yeah! it's a weird feeling and it can be more than a bit invasive if they do it without warning, but sometimes a point needs to be made y'know?

eventually OP gets used enough to it that he's only mildly annoyed at being interrupted mid-sentence

everyone else still finds it a little freaky whenever he gets possessed in the middle of a conversation tho. no matter how useful it can be sometimes (´～｀)

haunted au

[tailgateonrollerskates]

Tf character requests I did in a server I’m in!

[ask-ratchet-the-medic]

I’m tired.

Please stop tagging me in everything I’m old and I need sleep

[ask-tfpratchet]

Are you protective of Bumblebee?

Of course. He is my patient, my teammate, and my friend. I cannot really ‘protect’ him as much as care for him when he needs it. I suppose that could be considered protection in a sense though.

[beemochi-art]

We have so many Meg creatures moments, what's Oppy's creature moments?

A lot of requests for goober Optimus.

Not really goblin energy he’s bringing right now. An example of creature energy is him being absolutely violent fighting.

However You will come to learn that Optimus is kind of finicky. Rat is his safe space.

[dymitre]

Can you draw your oc and Ratchet like this?

Ohh aah uhh aaa uhhhh ye-eee-ess ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆❤️

[1244950]

Bay! Optimus showing up to TFP! Megatron's live execution