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Yall ever unlock a new kink while jacking off??
accidentally moaned abit too loud so i covered my mouth with my hand and just?? instinctively pinched my nose??? and then realised i couldnt breathe?? and then came so hard i saw stars and started crying. what is that? can someone do that to me again pls n ty. need it desperately.
need asks n anons and posts and whatever abt whatever this is plss!!!
#ftm nsft#trans nsft#queer nsft#send me dirty anons#send me gross stuff#send me dirty asks#send dirty asks#send gross asks#send me r@pe threats#send me r4p3 threats#abuse k!nk
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Bill Cipher as Facebook Minion Memes
#bill cipher#gravity falls#book of bill#my art#fan art#idk what possessed me to draw these#I got my book of bill copy and apparently this is where my mind went#scopophobia#car accident mention#divorce mention#eye horror#i think??#i dunno#gross eye stuff#ask to tag#undescribed
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okay no offense but i’m not a fan of Five finding his “real life” dolores. like, that diva was literally a coping mechanism for him. a tangible reminder that he was so lonely that he made a literal piece of plastic his companion. i think the idea of it is sweet but at the end of the day i think that if Five did find someone romantically it should be someone that makes him feel silly and carefree, not someone that is a fleshy replica of an Apocalyptic Souvenir
#shall i tag tua fandom? fuck it i shall#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#i don’t rlly remember how young five was when he found her#but either way i want less fics where five and dolores find each other irl and more fics of him being fucking crazy about her in a real way#in researching this topic i asked my boyfriend about what he would do in five’s situation and… well…#he would have done unspeakable things to that literal mannequin#that’s like psychological horror to me i think we should explore that side of their dynamic more#bc yes that’s gross (to me) but saying you’d fuck a mannequin as a joke is one level but fully believing it’s a person is another so like#how did he get there#not embarrassed of tua stuff btw but i AM embarrassed by the mannequin fucking discussion going on in the tags so hello side blog
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im not going to finish this so... :u
#dont ask me why i drew this lol#i just wanted the aliens to be gross#they dont know how to kiss#hylics#hylics wayne#dedusmuln#wayne hylics#art#sai#fanart#cant believe ive reached 40 posts already. lol#i cant remember half of the stuff ive posted :T
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god I want to fill you with girlcock until you feel the knot against your cunt, until you're begging to be filled with it all, knowing just how much cum will pour into you. Want you to end up begging to get bred like a good bitch. <3
hh, ggod 😵💫.,, id be begging as soon as i felt the knot pressing against me, trying to fuck myself into it and whining as it stretches me open.., feeling all your cum filling me up,,, ghh
#ftm breeding#t4t puppy#ftm sub#dumb puppy#ftm bottom#ftm t4t#puppy sub#send me r@pe threats#ftm puppy#g4ngb4ng#breeding k1nk#kn0tting#nsft kn0tting#send me gross dms#send me gross stuff#girldick#send me asks#ftm pet#ftm4mtf#breeding toy#kn0t m3
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Marriagecore SolJae.
New parents SolJae.
Im Sol struggling with the baby, and Seon Jae coming in to save his Sol-ah (because she's already done more than he could ask for by agreeing to date him, love him, be with him, marry him and have babies with him). Seon Jae the appa coming in after having thoroughly read and researched parenting books, how-tos, tutorials, attending workshops and seminars, talking to as many parents as possible, joining group chats for new parents across all social media, just so he could learn how to hold their baby, calm the baby down and take care of their baby and maybe flex his knowledge before Im Sol trying to look cool because loserism is a chronic illness.
Seon Jae striking a conversation with other parents/eavesdropping during shoots, events, social settings etc. while others are talking to learn more about baby poopoo and what is healthy or not.
Im Sol just being done with these TWO babies but also ready to headbutt anyone anywhere if they dare hurt either of them.
Look at the hint of smile on Woo Seok's face. These two knew exactly what they were doing in this scene.
Something tells me the show did this so they could cop out of showing SolJae babies for real because we only have ONE episode left. Let me be wrong please T_T
#Lovely Runner#Byeon Woo Seok#Kim Hye Yoon#Sun Jae#Im Sol#Seon Jae#선재 업고 튀어#kdrama#kdrama recommendations#east asian drama#episode reaction#lovely runner edits#if only you knew how much of a hold this scene has on me#im sol and seon jae would be such adorable parents#asking people about baby poopoo is a very new parent thing to do btw don't you dare be grossed out#im sol stopping this man from asking random people random baby related stuff#but also being very much smitten and emotional seeing how he cares about them both:')#YOUR HONOR I NEED THIS
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It’s been three weeks and I still have not sorted my feelings about Legends Con. So have this random, unorganized list of things that happened that I still remember (more under the cut):
Nick tried to flash (stood on a chair and pulled up his shirt) Tala and Maisie during their panel but no one noticed him in the back
On the other hand when Arthur showed up during Caity and Jes’ panel they immediately saw him and greeted him
Caity was asked what Sara’s safe word is at the Meet&Greet and her answer was “Chiquita Banana”
When asked who they would eat first on a deserted island, pretty much everyone immediately said “Dom”
Caity and Jes kept talking about doing a podcast and asking people for stuff to talk about. Jes suggested they should just do Stabcast but Caity said she doesn’t like True Crime (which fair, I don’t either lol)
Adam said Avalance’s kid is named Rose and that Gary would be a great babysitter but he definitely would lose her at some point
At the opening ceremony Caity was like “I think the last time I said I was getting married. And I did it. *shows her ring* And Jes had our baby!”
When talking about the hardest goodbyes, Caity being Caity forgot Dom left and wasn’t even in the final season. Her answer was Franz btw.
A kid asked Amy, Caity and Jes if they would rather jump in lava or drown in water if they had to die and Jes was like “How old are you? Where is your mother?!” lmao
Jes recited the condolence card from Meet The Legends to the best of her recollection and kept laughing
Arthur kept mentioning how weird it is that all these fans and the cast are in his hometown
I could listen to Maisie talk for hours, just wanted to throw that in here
Jes was talking about how beautiful the gold dress from 502 was and Caity replied with “Anything you wear is beautiful 🥰” before Amy chimed in that she is still looking for the video of Liv and Jes laughing at Matt falling off his chair that was mentioned earlier lol
When asked about a crack ship (Rishop = Rip/Bishop) Arthur went on to talk about how he loves fanfiction lol
When asked if Nick or Matt is the better kisser Tala said “Maisie”
Adam started singing I Will Always Love You (forgot why) and Maisie left him hanging by not joining in and just smiling/laughing
Poor Matt didn’t know about the Human Centipede but now he does
Jes came up with the pick up line “I can be your legend until tomorrow” and then was like “someone try this tonight at the bar!”
On the second day Adam brought a water pistol to the panel and used it on everyone who got up to ask a question
Adam was THE hype man all weekend. He kept starting “When I say DC you say Legends of Tomorrow” chants
The fandom organized a group gift to give each cast member a trophy of the Waverider. We were allowed to present it to them at the closing ceremony.
Nick was called “Brad Pitt” during the trophy ceremony and Adam being Adam stood up instead
Amy sang Future Favorite with one of the kids at the closing ceremony
Adam said something about how he doesn’t like being emotional in front of people and everyone started chanting “SHOW EMOTIONS”
By the end of the closing ceremony everyone was super emotional. Caity was too emotional to speak when it was her turn and started crying and Jes hugged her. She said “I miss you guys” to the cast and went back for another hug. Jes was like “stop the emotions. stop the emotions” in reference to the earlier chant
A small list of some of the things that happened to me personally. I won’t share it all in detail here though, for reasons:
When I got my solo photo op with Caity, she saw my Real Housewives Sara shirt and was like “That’s funny. Can I take a picture?” and then she posted it on her IG Story
Amy spoke German to me out of nowhere when she noticed my accent. She also called me back during our photo op to ask me how I was and if I slept alright.
Jes gave me this 🥺 look when I talked to her at the autograph table
Nick held my hand for like a minute which was super overwhelming especially cause I struggle with eye contact lol. He also kept lovingly teasing me the whole weekend.
Me and a bunch of people did the 709 costumes as cosplay and won ‘Best Group’. It was a lot of fun.
#legends of tomorrow#avalance#Meeting all the amazing people that I met on Twitter in the past 1 1/2 has been amazing and I miss everyone terribly#i forgot so much stuff that happened already.. especially what some of the cast said to me during the meet&greet :’(#I’m kinda sad I didn’t get to ask Caity and Jes about the gift I got them :(#It did show up in Caity’s story about her gifts though so she at least got it lol#and jes… we know she doesn’t do social media lol…#also i ran into the ppl i never wanted to meet too often… such big egos for such shitty personalities. gross.#their behavior was just so rude#legends con
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another tall evil woman lmaooooooooo
#spacie scribbles#oc stuff#two#the war organization#oc: mistress rexica#shes gross#also like 10' 5#so the first image is really accurate#really proud of the mouth#also just drew a varg fren and me in the empty space#i wanted 2 draw the rexicas and their mouths b/c trhey're all fjunky#ol and strawb are next#but i need 2 draw springtrap first#is this body horror#i dunno#ask 2 tag
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I think it's funny that I've seen some defense regarding Mike's queer coding literally being that "he's not interested in any girls except El" bc that's just simply not how that works (in most cases).
Like I know people joke about their sexuality changing for one person, usually a celebrity, or someone else who's unattainable, but it's rarely ever the actual case. And I also know that it's a TV show so it doesn't necessarily have to be realistic but it's still interesting to think about.
I say this because we have literally no evidence to support Mike being into girls, at all. When talking to Dustin abt Suzie, comparing her to Phoebe Cates, he's has a disgusted-esc look on his face. He has no posters of girls (at least none where they are the focus) on his wall, but he does have posters of buff (fantasy) men. I also wanna mention the 'one way' sign pointing into the closet bc it's honestly iconic. They make a point of Robin commenting on Nancy's Tom Cruise poster, so we know that it's not crazy to be paying attention to these things.
All this to say that most characters in the show have moments of being attracted to people even while in a relationship (given sometimes it's just them talking about celebs or characters but still, I'm pretty sure the only time Mike's done that was w/ Cates and I already discussed that). The defense of Mike "only being attracted to El" is so unrealistic and would be really weird writing.
#went back to double check the posters and i forgot there is a slightly visible woman w/ one of said buff men#forgive me 😔#but my points still stand#i mean have we ever heard Mike talk about girls in a positive light before?#we've never actively heard him say he wanted girls to like him either#it's just implied by Lucas in s1: “you're blind because a girl's not grossed out by you”#🤷♀️ idk it's pretty sus if you ask me#(also i know the examples i mentioned are not the only ones but they're the ones i thought of off the top of my head)#byler#mike wheeler#mike wheeler analysis#mike wheeler i know what you are#mike wheeler the closet is glass#mike wheeler is gay#(or ig possibly bi with a high preference for males)#jay's saying stuff :)#jay's talking ST <3
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Everytime i get a tumblr notification it makes my cunt ache. Ill be out in public and check my phone for something and see the notification and immediately get wet.
every. single. notification. (doesnt matter where i am)
"user liked your post" "user sent you a message" "user asked" ughhhhh yall drive me fucking wild. waking up in the morning to 300+ notifications??? hard not to stay in bed all day touching myself to your blogs and messages <33
#ftm nsft#trans nsft#queer nsft#send me dirty anons#send me dirty asks#send dirty asks#send pervy asks#send gross asks#send me gross stuff#fr33use slvt#slvt training#dumb slvt#stupid slvt#attention wh0r3#attention slvt#attenti0nwhor3
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I dunno if this is a fun idea or not, but what might your favorite dishes look like if they were made with monsters, Dungeon Meshi style?
Stop bc thats ADORABLE 😭😭 i have a lot of favourite dishes but i decided to do shrimp pasta.. it's such a comfort food for me bc mom would make it for me as a kid a lot since i struggled w a lot of food.
#dungeon meshi#kurjaart#ask#mutuals#kurjarequests#art requests#tysm for sending this in!!!#Need to draw more dunmeshi stuff#i wouldnt actually make it from that big of crab chunks... 2 be clear#they need to toast quite a bit#if theyre at all squishy itll be quite gross#Ive made that mistake before#i only use very small shrimp for this#for this reason#so they get throughoutly toasted#<- me revealing how impatient i am w cooking#im not a good cook but this is one food i eat
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I just wanna tell you the person you reposted ryuichirou is a proshipper who ships and draws nsfw of ortho x Idia, gidel x fellow honest, and deuce x crewel
I appreciate your concern and that you took the time to warn me.
I don't like incest, nor do I like age-gap relationships that are pedophilic. So, I block certain tags and if I do end up seeing those things, I go Ew I don't interact or reblog it.
But I do indeed like a lot of bad things. Yandere, horror, gore, and other dark content.
I think certain ships are gross and a hypocritical part of me judges others to an extent but in the end, as long as people aren't advocating for real-life stuff I've learned to not care as much and choose not to interact with it since I'll just get upset.
ryuichirou along with others make some things I like along with some things I really don't. So, I simply interact with the things they make that aren't gross to me and stay away from the things that they make that are. I have my own limits though and will just block depending on certain things.
I understand followers of mine won't like me for this and I understand if you leave because of it, I wish you the best. Just please make sure to block the tags of anything that makes you uncomfortable or causes you emotional distress and block those that cause it.
#ask#asks#please report anyone you see advocating for the real-life stuff though#a creator I followed ended up making a post saying they approved of that stuff in real life and I blocked and unfollowed as soon as I saw i#it made me sad and grossed out
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you seem like one of the calmest eluciens about the ship war 😂
*gently holds your hand* I say this in the sweetest most comforting way possible but...it's because I don't care 🤣🤣
I appreciate people's passion for the series and the characters but...SJM will do what she wants in the end. I'm 99% confident Elucien is happening because logically with the story she's been telling, it's what makes sense to me but you know what - she might do a 360 and change everything in the next book so that 1% doubt will always be there because I'm not her and I don't know what's in her brain lol.
I love Lucien, I love Elain and I very obviously love them together. I will ship elucien until the end regardless of what happens because to me, they will always make more sense than any other ship. But I also don't want to spend time arguing with people or trying to convince them about whether I'm right or not when in the end, we could all be wrong anyway haha.
There's a lot of nastiness that comes with this ship war and it's just not worth it. It takes away from the joy the series gives to people and there are real people behind these screens. Ultimately, I'm here for a good time not to deal with people being mean. I've also been in the fandom for a long time and had my fair share of arguments/pettiness so yo girl is TIRED and has seen it all lol. My policy always comes back to ship and let ship but don't be an asshole about it.
#asks#Anonymous#elucien#I understand how frustrating it can be to want to enjoy stuff when people on the opposite sides of it will get nasty#I know and I see it and it's gross but that's always a reflection of them and tells me all I need to know lmao#it's just not that deep to me anymore#also this shouldn't make anyone that DOES enjoy arguing about ships feel bad lol#you do do babes! just don't let it burn you out#these are fictional characters I want to read about them falling in love and fucking in an endless loop lmao#and you'll find many many many others who feel the same way lol
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I guess this is where I reveal hat I'm 🕶️ annon, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity
This is the part where I say sorry if I used the wrong pronouns for themainhome but I couldn't find their pronouns so I used the neutral ones
this is so perfect look at us being protected by our giant dragon bodyguard 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i love these little cat ants so much gfbyfbjfbg
#ask#sorry it doesn't let you submit images anonymously#idk if that's because of something i changed in the settings#but i feel like it's safer anyway since i don't want random people being able to send me potentially gross stuff#hope that's ok!!!
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send asks while i'm on the train?? edged a bunch last night without finishing and woke up hella wet 😵💫 so some more entertainment is definitely welcomeee
#🎱 magic 8 ball#ask me stuff#ask me questions#asks#asks open#send asks#ask game#send me asks#anon ask#ask me anything#nsft asks#ns/fw asks#kinky asks#send pervy asks#send gross asks#ftm nsft#ftm ns/fw#queer nsft#queer ns/fw#tboy nsft#tboy ns/fw#edging kink#edging and denial#denial kink
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Found out if you don't romance Emmrich he gets with Strife and honestly I LOVE that
#i also heard some stuff abt lucanis' romance and people are finding it meh and like i don't wanna go in w/ other ppl opinions#but also just hearing that is makine me go. man. idk if i wanna do it now#i also uh. might have spoiled myself with emmrich's romance it's so fun and charming and im not even done#(we just had dinner at the necropolis. everything has been there and it's SOOOOO good)#honestly with this game unlike inquisition i. like the ppl who get together in it. it's more prominent tbh!#characters ask you for your opinions! there's not gross boundary crossing 'banter' (dorian and bull :/)#veilguard spoilers
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