#ask kurloz

[dailyurloz]

ℙ𝕆𝕊𝕋 #𝟙

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[birchbow]

Somewhat related to my last ask, but this time from a character’s perspective! For any clowns it feels fun to answer about, do they have a favorite quote from scripture and if so what would it be? 😄

Even mouthy little heresy machines can have a favorite scripture UwU (I'll put transcripts below the cut, in case my increasingly carpal-tunnel-riddled chickenscratch is hard to read :D)

Bonus: Choice paralysis

Kurloz: "Conviction 1:8-11 - If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness." (SO normal about it)

Halore: "Conviction 4:55 - For the great punchline is yet to come, faithful, and even this shit you can yet bear."

Verato: "Angelsss 3:33 - And if any godless motherfucker thought they'd make it away safe, you'll teach them otherwise, my crafty bitches. To cullpit and paintpot with each and every."

The Abattoir: "Beginnings 10:5-6 - Never tolerate to be told what you know yourself to be, fam. I've told you what the fuck it is. The rest is on you."

Karkat: YOU WOULDN'T CATCH ME DEAD SPENDING EVEN A SECOND-- Gamzee: Aw, best friend, you like Hot Shit's pale stuff plenty well though. K: SLANDER. G: "Let me climb in by your bones, so you feel me when you touch yourself steady--" K: SHUT-- rrRRRNO. G: "So I can hold your pusher from inside and hear all and every pretty noise you make-- K: ♦️reluctant purring♦️

[kabutoden]

May I request the Makara bloodline as bugstuck grubs?

sure thing, HERE THEY ARE!!! can you tell which is which? :)

[ask-grub-kurloz]

[He is worried. Whoops. No more roughhousing, I guess.]

(i drew this at 10:30 at night cut me some slack pretty please)

[Kurloz stares for a moment, before giving the other a gentle headbutt to the side. Yay.]

-@ask-grub-kurloz

Turns out he’s still a bit too little..

[dirksawesomesprites]

tboy meulin cuddling and smooching his tgirl wife kurloz……. Pls…. Keep the long hair on him if that’s not too much to ask 🥹

[chaotictactics]

wwhich homestuck character wwould do meth disguised as oreo cookies

Definitely this weirdo

[foxlorre]

Oh we are so fucking back

[ask-the-meteor-crew]

#306

The ask box is open

Check the pinned post to read in order

[ask-lowquality-davekat]

what's your opinion on the dancestor trolls? like kankri, meenah, you know.

CG: HONESTLY FUCK THESE GUYS.

(shittiest dancestors you have eger seen)

[supd00dle]

about the last question from that guy, karkat is a character from homestuck and he's really similar to your take on organic metal, yeh it's a fun comic but it's really long :P

Thanks for the insight, but my little post was a jOkE ;o3 'twas referencing this specific panel.

bye

[poorlydrawndamara]

i'll pay you 5 dollars to kick cronus down a flight of stairs.

[hey babe, vwhats hap-]

[VWOAH!]

[OOF! OWV! FUCK! SHIT!]

[Damara, we may all 6e dead 6ut that d9es n9t give you the right t9 just-]

[SHUT UP.]

[E-excuse me?]

[I SAID...]

[SHUT. UP.]

[beach how tf?!]

[The only way to do that is-!]

[No........]

[AHEM.]

[FUCK YOU.]

[FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.]

[YOURE COOL.]

[AND FUCK YOU,]

[IM OUT.]

[dailyurloz]

LOW EFFORT POST

[terminallycapricioous]

How is your relationship with Kurloz now?

(But clowns are still capricious.)

[kabutoden]

Бро что на счёт Курлозы ? Он тоже богомол ?

to my knowledge this is a request for kurloz! so here is a kurloz :)

[froggy-nebula]

i might just be pulling this out of my ass but i feel like terezi and gamzee really did a lot of damage to how people see pitch relationships

and i get it, terezi and gamzee’s relationship was basically everything people say about pitch relationships. it was abusive, horrible, and enabled by everyone around them

but they’re also not the only pitch relationship we see in the comic, or even the only pitch relationship we see terezi get into

and they’re not even the only abusive and/or toxic relationship we see by far, and plenty of those weren’t pitch

[dirksawesomesprites]

could you make Kurloz do this silly dance that Roxy and John both do?

ignore the bone pattern on the legs flashing 💀