#AsK BlOg

[tf2-ask]

To Soldier,

Have you ever thought about going to war with your army of raccoons?

artist: @cringefortress2

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[ask-the-pioneer]

Hi slugchat!

This year I hit an important milestone in my life, and all things considered... I won't miss my 20s too much. I'm in a better place now with clear sight of what's ahead. Whew!

That said, I wanted to share pictures of this lovely clay sculpture of Marbles that I received for my birthday. It was made by @rchetype, my other half, who is a DnB virtuoso but also prints and paints sick looking minis. The sculpture is about 4 inches (10 cm) tall, made with wire base and fimo clay, and gently airbrushed with a custom mixed paint. There are real tiny marbles in her sling bag, which was carefully hand-stitched from a piece of linen fabric. I'm an artist, but sculpting has always been a kind of black magic in my eyes, so I'm not exaggerating when I say my jaw dropped to the floor the moment I saw her. One of the best b-day gifts ever (ง˵•̀ᴗ•́˵)ง

To all my readers - thank you for the asks you sent me so far! If you celebrate xmas I would like to wish you a merry one, otherwise I hope you have a blast during this long holiday season, getting a good rest away from work or school. Please admire this amazing sculpture of Marbles in the meantime.

- Kali

[kiaonala]

I have one question. What did wukong do after receive a gift from macaque? Cause you know, i need to see what wukong would do :) it's his gift after all.

You can guess or choose 〜

Nice Wukong. Or. Enjoy his gift

[jinx-askme]

I’m gonna find you….

And when I do…you’re gonna wish you were dead. You want your symbol of Zaun? Here I am. You people want her so bad, you got her, but it comes at a price

If you stand with me, pass the word around.

someone took Isha…and I won’t stop until I find them.

Have it your fucking way….help me, and I’ll be your shitty symbol of Zaun. Until Isha is found, whoever goes against me is an enemy

[dailygenos]

What do you think some of his hobbies are?

i think he'd like knitting :-] i think he'd like calm stuff . knitting and classical music . yes i know this . i also think he'd like collecting bugs .

[woodsmanwife]

Is your wife an amateur pornstar? She looks amazing, especially next to those massive black men!

She's my favorite pornstar!

[fizzyboy]

I think I'm ok with taking the risk.

Ask me or any of the wastelands cast questions directly. I might answer some, ignore others, and I DEFINITELY won't be answering anything weird.

I know ya'll are out there. Keep that nonsense to yourselves. >:[

Unless I say otherwise, events that occur should be considered non-canon from what I'm planning.

[ask-mabelpines]

was flipping through dippers dumb journal and found this page,

grunkle ford crashed out lol

[ask-frankie-n-friends]

Chat....

Can I have a lil help please?

I don't think they know they just stole from a minor-

[monk-has-a-phone]

Now kiss

Spearmaster clawed at me repeatedly and they did infact not touch snouts.

One cycle mayhaps. You, users of Tumblr, you better influence this. You appear to have a habit of it anyways.

[ask-the-pioneer]

(I’m sorry if this is an overdone ask)

Do you ever miss your mother?

"I still miss her every day..."

"But I have not seen her in many years, and thinking about the implication of what it means makes me very upset... so, I choose not to. Though, being here now in the area where I spent my early childhood certainly doesn't help."

Marbles sighs loudly and turns away from you, resting her head on the ground.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Whoops Looks like I accidentally made a poll with only one answer damn. Who cares we all knew the answer anyway"

[zaundeservesmore]

Perhaps Singed never told him where the funding came for all that research to create Shimmer... Poor Viktor. So naive after all this time.

You forget whose money made you what you are, Viktor.

[jinx-askme]

Look at this cutie…not a worry in the world…

…why do kids always gotta lose innocence…? Zaun is shit….Mom knew it, Silco knows it, Vander knows it. But we keep trying…why do we keep trying? Anyone needs a symbol? Look at Jinx. Anyone think to see my symbol? You’re watchin’ her. And to anyone who tries to get in the way of that….well…hope you gotta good hiding spot and a few bullet proof vests. I’m no hero…so you Jinxers need to stop looking at me to be your symbol…I’m not a hero.

[triphantoms]

Merry Christmas everyone!🎉 Futaba took this picture this morning when I was opening presents with her, Sojiro, and Goro. If anyone wants to know what Goro looks like when he smiles, here it is. My gift from Goro was a hand knit scarf.

- Ren 🃏