#ask hetalia france

[miikoissant]

Hetalia official anime art in the older seasons is like a nightmare I would never wake up no matter how hard I try

What if the new Hetalia season is called 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂talia: pronoun power, starring the Axis Powers that is now renamed as "Agender beam" and the Allied Powers that is now "Homosquad". America calls himself instead of "the hero", but "the bitch", France then calls himself "The mommy". They live together in Wokearth, with pronoun badges. /ref /s

[jaynuu]

'This man said, "It's gruesome

That someone so handsome should care"'

[forsoobado137]

It must be embarrassing for nations when humans find their old stuff. Imagine being a teenaged nation filled with hormones and keeping some kind of journal. After a couple of centuries being forgotten, it's suddenly in the national museum for all the world to see. I'm sure Prussia has some entries in his diaries that he would rather keep private.

I bet England loves showing off old 18th century paintings of himself with America and Canada. He thinks fondly of the memories, but they're both like "Oh my god, England! stop showing everyone our baby pictures!"

*Elegant oil painting of France* "Oh la la, that neck ruff is so tacky! What was I thinking? Why is this portrait in the Louvre?!"

[kumamooko]

If your req open. Can i req emo france from gangstalia? Btw why no one said france is emo in gangstalia or it is just me 🤣

I don't know really know honestly, but he is pretty 🤭

[ask2ps]

I love your art so much. I need to throw them all against a wall and watch them bounce off like gumdrops.

BONUS:

ENGLAND: Bounces off with a whimsical sound. CHINA: Bounces off whimsically, but with a slightly unsettling reverb.

FRANCE: He is a rotten egg. SOUTH ITALY: Begins to sizzle and fry as he hits the ground...?!

GERMANY: Every time he flops another inch down, you can hear a deadpan "ow." JAPAN: Tries to pretend like he doesn't care, but he's drenched in sweat.

RUSSIA: You throw him hastily after he stabs your hand. CANADA: Totally nonplussed about the whole thing. Super casual, even.

AMERICA: His explosion comes with cheap VFX and a Wilhelm scream. NORTH ITALY: He emerges from the explosion completely fine.

[renonv]

oooh what about russian doll having a slumber party in kin list!! or bft!

Why not both? 😳🫶

[senditothemoonn]

Can you please please *please* pretty please draw Francis in a barbie outfit

?

The barbie movie should have been his origin story

[hellonerf]

i love the way u draw england he’s such a silly cuck,, would u consider drawing fruk maybe

suresies anon. hes not getting cucked this time its something worse maybe

[rinmiko]

Can you draw please Prussia, France and Spain in Kim Possible’s clothing?

Or

France as Kim Possible, Spain as Ron Stoppable and Prussia as Rufus (Idk if you’ll shave Prussia’s head or not but whatever) By the way,

Italy is Monkey Fist, Japan is Shego and Germany is Dr. Drakken.

i sure do love kim possible

[ego-meliorem-esse]

may I request some art of lord father (derogatory) and his son? or some of the nasty French man and england? I just like englands facial structure you draw, very nice thank you. [hope English is good!]

I really hope you mean Arthur and his firstborn rat pup (Alfred) and not the french forest bitch (Matt) since that's what I was working on lmao

But anyway, thank you! <3<3<3

[moonami]

Can you draw emo france from current chapter please >_<

He was serving so hard...

[ask-itager]

will france’s 100% pure concentrated all-natural organic pulp-free fruity energy make him better or worse. only time will tell.

Germany: ........ I do not think this was a good thing to say to him.

[sunnylolli]

Sorry if this is a weird request, but as an eyeball enthusiast I have to ask: what do you hc as far as FACE family's vision? Myopia v. hyperopia? Dioptres? (if that's not too specific) Central/sectoral heterochromia, eye freckles, iris patterns? Anyone with partial or full colour blindness? (since it's much more common in men)

This request has been sitting in my drafts for a bit because I wanted to sit down and illustrate it! I am not an eyeball enthusiast, so excuse my knowledge being limited but I do have headcanons about their eyes! Their prescriptions (Because I have given them all prescriptions) are based off of what I know from myself and friends with glasses and vibes, so feel free to correct them if they're totally nonsensical!

France

Francis' eyes are deep blue, but looks violet depending on the lighting.

He needs glasses but doesn't wear them, he's in denial because he doesn't like how they look on his face and he's scared of contact lenses. The idea of putting stuff in his eyes? He does not like that.

It's also the reason he's always holding that slight squint that people think is just him trying to look more mysterious than he is.

America

Alfred didn't always need glasses, but his vision began to worsen over time as a result largely stemming from prolonged exposure to harsh sunlight.

He has central heterochromia and a single eye freckle, and the reason I don't really see him having fully blue eyes is because I sort of see him being too diverse to just have pure blue eyes?

Canada

I see Matthew's eye color and eye variations to be a type of albinism and he has always needed glasses of a pretty high prescription!

Until glasses was available to him, I think he was hard pressed navigating the forest, but I think he'd like it when everything was covered in snow, because then if something turned up and moved that wasn't white, it was easier to spot? It's a love-hate relationship though, because the snow would literally blind him by how bright it is.

England

I haven't considered color blindness and a disclaimer that I haven't read into it, but I think if anyone would be color blind of any degree, it would be Arthur.

Arthur's eyes, compared to his brothers, are the least green of them all and I have had this headcanon for a very long time. If you look closely, his eyes are practically just as brown as they are green.

He uses reading glasses he bought at the drugstore and Francis borrows them at times in secret.

I hope you can use that for something! I use these headcanons subconsciously when I draw, if you look through my art of England you will notice that I've colored his eyes this way for a while!

[olympeline]

Got a sweet message about my FrUK posts. So have a few more headcanons for posterior posterity:

Arthur developed a crush on Francis almost immediately after they met as children. He used to trail behind Francis like a tousel-headed duckling after a swan. Scarlet faced and hanging on to the back of Francis’s robes. Francis found it adorable but didn’t reciprocate. You know how kids are. Even though there would only be a few years between them in human terms, young Francis already saw himself as far too old and sophisticated to return the affections of his “little baby” neighbour. He couldn’t resist teasing Arthur and giggling at his childish efforts at courtship. Only to feel bad when the teasing inevitably went too far. Francis promised himself he wouldn’t do it again every time he saw little Arthur’s lip tremble and his eyes fill with tears. Kids are cruel unfortunately and Francis broke that promise more often than not. He grew up to be kind in love, but he didn’t start out that way. Actually, remorse over the way he treated Arthur was probably one of the reasons Francis grew up to be kind in love.

Their childhood friendship soured after the Norman conquest made England a French colony (kinda, sorta. It’s complicated). They’d both suffered under Rome and Arthur naively expected Francis to do more to protect him. Only to be shocked and hurt by Francis’s seeming callousness. Francis wasn’t really callous. He was just older and understood their situation better. This blew up into their first really bad fight. Francis kept insisting William would be a good king and Arthur should just accept the situation with grace for his peoples’ sake. Arthur kept begging Francis to do something to help him. Francis - much more miserable than he was letting on - lost his temper. He exploded at Arthur in uncharacteristic rage: calling him an idiot baby and saying it was no wonder he kept getting conquered. That he deserved it for being so stupid and weak. Francis was going through national personification “growing pains” at the time. Chin deep in dealing with the angst of the actually-kinda-horrifying-if-you-think-about-it existence of their kind. Something I headcanon all nation people experiencing when they’re old enough. Arthur, still too young to understand, was stunned and dismayed. The guilt at seeing him this way only made Francis angrier. He ranted at Arthur, who ran away sobbing and hid for days. Francis, still horribly guilty, pushed it down with bitterness and didn’t apologise for a long time. One of Arthur’s worst traits is his ability to bear a grudge and, oh boy, did he bear one after that. Even after he himself grew old enough to understand, he didn’t let Francis off the hook for his cruel outburst. Swore he’d get revenge someday and make Francis feel the same pain he did under William. A “someday” that would come a few centuries years later during the Hundred Years War.

They are both perfectly capable of speaking the other’s language but choose to communicate in their mother tongues. Arthur complains constantly about Francis and his “frog language” but secretly* he finds French unbearably sexy. Especially the French exonym for England. All Francis has to do is purr Angleterre in Arthur’s ear and he’s all shivers and tight pants.

(*Well, he thinks it’s a secret, lol).

Arthur’s first kiss was given to him by Francis: a quick peck during their childhood days. He was very disappointed to learn he wasn’t Francis’s first kiss in return. That was Antonio who, ironically enough, ended up being the one Arthur lost his virginity to. As a prisoner on Antonio’s ship during the Age of Sail. Pirate sex, yo! You gotta love it. Meanwhile Francis’s first time was with a young, French farmhand. A very beautiful mortal who came to a sad end. The encounter left him overpowered by a draining need for Francis that mortals aren’t capable of resisting. A human can’t cope with romantic love for a nation person without being ripped apart by its intensity. The poor man eventually went mad and drowned himself in the river. Near to the bank where he’d first made love to Francis. Which traumatised Francis so badly when he found out that he never became romantically involved with a human again. Yeah, for some reason I headcanon Francis as suffering a great deal from being a national personification. I don’t know, I just see him as seeming to carry a lot of sadness from it, you know?

Francis is one of the few non-magical nation people who can see Arthur’s fae friends. Not often and not very clearly. He’ll just catch a glimpse every once and a while. Out of the corner of his eye when the light is right.

As nation-people, they can’t get married in the human way unless their countries join in a political union. Instead they have the equivalent for their kind. The “next best thing” for personifications. It’s another headcanon I play with. I’m not sure what it would be, but some kind of “terra” wedding? Non-binding in any legal way, but a symbolic way of making it official. Only recognised by other nation-people. Like they’d still have rings but wear them on chains around their necks instead of on their fingers. Because symbolism. Both romantic and tragic! So yeah, in modern times they’re married and call each other “husband.” Just in a way that avoided creating Angevin Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo, hehe.

Arthur is slo-o-o-owly getting over his Alfred induced blood spitting sickness as time passes. In the early years after the American War for Independence, he would get it so badly that he was crashed out and bedbound from mid-June to late August. Alasdair would take over as leader while Arthur was indisposed so the UK could carry on as normal on the world stage. These days Arthur is doing much better and is usually up and about before the end of July. Unfortunately Francis’s birthday is Bastille Day and, try as he might, Arthur still isn’t strong enough to get out of bed by the 14th. Let alone do anything to make Francis’s day special. They had lots of fights about it after they became a couple. Arthur is a stubborn creature and two things bring it out that trait particularly badly: hiding weakness, and his love for Francis. Yeah, not a good combo for this situation, lol. Francis kept postponing or cancelling his party to come to England and nurse his sick spouse. Something Arthur absolutely did not want. It made him feel even worse to know he was keeping Francis from what should be his happiest day. Already cranky, he would tell Francis to piss off back home and leave him be. Francis would retort that Arthur was an obstinate fool if he thought Francis could enjoy himself when the love of his life was alone in bed vomiting blood. Arthur couldn’t make Francis leave (he even picked the lock and broke in once!) so instead he tried to force himself to attend the party. Relying on magic and handfuls of human medicine to keep himself upright. A bold attempt which only made everything worse. The staff at the Élysée Palace still haven’t gotten all the bloodstains out of the furnishings. One explosive fight later, Francis and Arthur came to a compromise. Arthur spends July in France where Francis can look after him. In return for Arthur tolerating his fussing, Francis attends his birthday party. Promising to put Arthur out of his mind for one full day and night.

I like the headcanon that all nation-people are good looking. That even the least of them would be considered very beautiful by human standards. Fits with the “more than human, less than gods” thing they’ve got going on. I think Francis would be the most beautiful of them all. So much of his history and culture revolves around the appreciation of art, love, and beauty. I think it would “come out” in him as a personification and he would be a work of art himself, you know? So much so that he would have to “tone it down” around humans to avoid hurting them. Other nation-people aren’t harmed like the poor farmhand was, but that doesn’t mean they don’t get tongue-tied around gorgeous Francy-pants. Especially the younger ones. His good looks radiate off him like the sun’s rays. Something he passed on to Alfred, incidentally. Meanwhile Arthur isn’t as stunning at a glance - you wouldn’t take a second look at him if you saw Francis first - but instead he has the kind of beauty that surprises you. Visitors are always shocked at how lovely Britain is once they get out of the tourist traps and see “real” parts of the country like the Lake District or the Cotswolds. It’s an unexpected but pleasant revelation. I think Arthur’s beauty would be like that: hidden, but then suddenly smacks you in the face and leaves you stunned. Francis would have been one of the first to notice, beauty connoisseur that he is.

I’ve got loads more but this post is getting long so I’ll cut it here. Hope you enjoyed (￣▽￣)ノ

[renonv]

These gay bitches be plotting and rotting on my mind help

[coralcatsea]

To help out those who want to make an ask blog but prefer a character who isn't taken, I've decided to make a list!

CANON:

Ukraine

Ancient Greece

Ancient Egypt

Turkey

Australia

Vietnam

Scotland

N. Ireland

Wales

Romania

Molossia

Slowjamastan

Cuba

Malaysia

Switzerland

Monaco

Bulgaria

Slovakia

Seborga

Aerican Empire

Ladonia

Hutt River

Moldova

S. Korea

Cameroon

New Zealand

Tibet

Niko Niko Republic

Niko Niko Jr.

(I'm not including all the regions/prefectures/super minor characters that aren't countries/micronations).

Nyos:

As far as I know only Nyo England (me) and Nyo Denmark already have blogs.

Nobody else is taken.

2ps:

As far as I know, only 2p France, 2p Germany, 2p Italy, 2p America, and 2p Canada have blogs.

Nobody else is taken.

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If I listed any characters you already know of a blog for, please tell me in the comments!