#aph bft

[rinmiko]

they killed him

[oumaheroes]

Hellooo!!! I love love loveee your work. I fell in love with ur FrUK fics (esp stargazing and the Grace of forgetting) before your btt fics. I rlly rlly rlly love your headcannons as well.

So I was wondering what you’d think of a fic where Antonio and Gilbert are secretly following Francis on his date with Arthur (maybe they’re doing some silly shenanigans, or trying to wingman Francis but it goes wrong, or maybe they’re just going to use whatever content they get for blackmail later) hehehehe tysm!! I really love your writing!

Thank you, Anon! ;u; I'm glad you like my work

I'm afraid I couldn't give you the exact silly fic you asked for but I don't see Francis needing a wingman at all, or being possible to blackmail with his exploits. He's too confident in himself and with his choices and his friends know this

Have a quick drabble of a failed pick up attempt, however

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‘How much.’

‘Tenner.’

‘Tenner?’

Gilbert shrugs, ‘I bet a tenner.’

Antonio shakes his head and takes a sip of his drink, ‘Waste of money.’

‘Ten pounds isn’t a lot.’

‘It is if you’re throwing it away.’

‘Don’t offer to bet on something so stupid then.’

They both watch Francis up at the bar. From their table they can’t see much of him- the pub is crowded and he’s well covered by the huddle of thirsty and already rowdy patrons waiting to be served. But they can see his face well enough, with his easy smile and low lidded eyes turned towards someone on his right. It’s just his profile, but it’s enough. The look is one they’ve seen him wear many times before.

His target, a thin blond man next to him, is frowning at him, dark eyebrows drawn low with the threat of a sneer.

Antonio waggles his drink, consideringly, ‘Maybe.’

Gilbert grins, ‘Yeah?’

‘Yeah.’ Antonio reaches out his glass towards Gilbert, ‘Tenner says he fails.’

‘Tenner says he takes him home.’

‘Deal.’

Gilbert clinks his glass against Antonio’s and they both drink. At the bar, the crowd of people part for just a moment to show Francis’ hand resting dangerously low down on the unknown man’s back. Antonio hisses and Gilbert laughs.

‘Might as well buy me a drink now and get it over with.’

‘They’re not home yet.’

‘They will be.’

‘You don-‘

There’s a sudden shout of alarm. Both turn their attention back to the bar in time to watch the crowd step back and reveal Francis clutching his nose, his face now one of thunder. The blond he was talking to shoves him and Francis shoves him back, blood dribbling freely down his top lip. The crowd closes around them again, nearby men grabbing them to haul them apart as others shout and hurriedly step back.

‘Shit.’

Antonio raises an eyebrow and looks at Gilbert in askance, ‘Should we help?’

Gilbert finishes his drink, ‘Nah. We deserve to enjoy it sometimes.’

Antonio laughs and pushes across his leftover chips to Gilbert in offering, jerking his head towards the mess at the bar. Francis is shouting something, his French too quick for Gilbert to translate, ‘That doesn’t mean anything though, does it. He might still get him.’

Gilbert thinks back to all of the times he’s come home to find Francis in bed with a stranger, and all the other times he’s found him with people whom he claims to hate. Francis always likes a challenge and this blond stranger was a challenge indeed. Gilbert gets the feeling too that the man, whilst shouting and gesticulating wildly in response to whatever it was that Francis said, oddly seems to be enjoying himself.

Gilbert sighs and picks at Antonio’s paltry offering.

‘I’m staying at yours tonight.’

‘It’ll cost you a tenner.’

‘Fuck you.’

[stitcherofchaos]

Spain being older than France is my favorite personal headcanon (Iberia being colonized by Rome before Gaul supports this headcanon).

Along with that, NO ONE CAN KNOW. Not even Prussia knows because France has the reputation of ‘world’s best big brother’ to uphold and he knows Prussia can’t keep a secret.

[breitzbachbea]

the BTT are all believers, two of them part time lovers, one full time, and all bottoms. They're two thirds everything but only one is awesome

Not sure I agree with everything but the first one here, but you say such beautiful words nonnie. thank you for sharing this wisdom, I will release it into the wild for like minds.

[hetadoujinarchive]

Hetalia “Gap Moe” [Censored]

Main Characters: Prussia, Spain, France, Hungary

Minor Characters: Austria, Canada

Pages: 30

Translated by: animoobs?

Vibes: comedy, cute, bit romantic?

CW: originally featured Hungary’s weird imagination, wasn’t that bad but I censored it anyway jic 👍

Summary: Spain and France break the hard truth to Prussia: he's just not that awesome. Together they attempt to help him attract Hungary. Found on mrm.

The mosaic below was part of the original book

[renonv]

This is straight from the sketchbook so you guys get to see my art in its purest form

But yeah, I love the idea of Antonio doing drag to feel better / cope. I think he tends to self isolate when he’s really upset, but his friends will not let him be alone for too long (out of love and worry)

Forgive the chicken scratch, I included text in the alt.

[putagal]

maybe they banged before all that

[fireandiceland]

this has been on my list since FOREVER

[hellonerf]

Will yuo ever draw more bad friends trio.......

imagine your favorite idol girls anime opening song

[rinmiko]

Can you draw please Prussia, France and Spain in Kim Possible’s clothing?

Or

France as Kim Possible, Spain as Ron Stoppable and Prussia as Rufus (Idk if you’ll shave Prussia’s head or not but whatever) By the way,

Italy is Monkey Fist, Japan is Shego and Germany is Dr. Drakken.

i sure do love kim possible

[oumaheroes]

Ur btt is frfrfrfr amazing!! What kind of drunks d’you think they’d be like? And would they be the kind to drag the other home, or leave them to rot wherever they? Thank youuuu

Thank you!! I've not written them or spoken about them for so long, so I'm glad you found and enjoyed my posts about them ;u;

I think it depends on the era, as well as how fond they're feeling towards each other. These days, when things are light-hearted and relations between their countries are good, they're as likely to carry each other home as they are to cheer on shenanigans and stupidity.

Spain is the nicer: if he sees someone getting into mischief or situation that they'd find embarrassing he might pull them out or lead them away to spare them but he's just as likely to use what he witnessed as blackmail material later. France would film it or follow to enjoy the entertainment to openly and loudly talk about later, whereas Gilbert would try to actively make the situation worse by egging them on or encouraging them to go further

[forsoobado137]

How did Spain handle being in the spotlight and does Prussia Spain and France have an infamous frat boy reputation?

I think Spain enjoys being a public figure. He's very friendly and outgoing, so he doesn't mind the attention. The problem is he's more fit to be a fun pop celebrity rather than a semi-political one. This has resulted in a lot of viral clips displaying his happy go lucky attitude at meetings. The infamous olive oil juice proposal has been made into countless memes along with other moments.

The only thing that gets on his nerves is when it comes to tourism. He doesn't mind the normal ones, but he feels uncomfortable with the entitlement he faces. Like some people will get furious if he refuses a single photo while trying to get to work.

Individually, Prussia, Spain, and France all act somewhat normal and composed. But together? they'll do the dumbest shit even while sober. France is kind of the voice of reason (yikes), but he can be pressured/talked into going along with some wild things. I have no idea why, but I feel like 99% of their shenanigans take place at a beach. Prussia tries to take credit for the fun ideas, even though they usually come up with them as a trio. Also if anything happens, Spain will be thrown under the bus.

[breitzbachbea]

It's such a shame that only 2/3rds of the BFT is catholic. "But the Teutonic Order" - Sure. If you want to construe it like that, I can see it, but that was before the Reformation and I'm speaking of the Austrian War of Succession times, when we actually get the BFT as weird anomaly. And that is a staunchly Protestant Prussian.

Anyways, I keep listening to ICH ICH ICH by Alligatoah and the image of all three of them hypocritically downplaying their massive egos made me imagine Tonio and Fran as nuns. And sadly lacking an equivalent for Gilbert.

[renonv]

Sorry guys I have adhd and other brain worms so here’s werewolf au

[siffrins-therapist]

[francisbonnefoy-1p]

BFT response to, "Would you love me if I was a worm?"

Spain: "I would cherish you and let you live in the compost pile by my tomato garden."

France: "I would protect you from birds when you come out after a fresh rain."

Prussia: "I would slurp you off the sidewalk."