#ask hc

[beebfreeb]

[ninjasmudge]

thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

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[ohmygourd7]

this is all i could think the entire trial

[wispscribbles]

I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :⁠^⁠)

If no hug then why hug-shaped???

[farshootergotme]

Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?

Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.

Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?

Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?

Hero: Wait, excuse me-

Nightwing: As a matter of fact-

Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!

Nightwing: You know you love me!

Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!

Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-

Red Hood: Not listening!

Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...

Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!

Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-

Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.

Hero: ...

Hero: what the actual fuck?

[valeriapryanikova]

This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

[ottosbigtop]

pride headcanons dungeon meshi

My awesome thoughts and feelings

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[retquits]

ms abigail stardew valley 💜

[hitmewithsomebooks]

James who one day has a smudge on his glasses

They’re usually pretty clean, it’s the one thing he keeps up on (to see, yk?)

But he’s talking to Regulus and suddenly Regulus is staring at one of his eyes and James is kind of concerned and confused a little lost in Regulus’s pretty eyes on him

And then Reg just grabs his glasses, cleans them on his robe, and slides them back on his face (positioned perfectly, might I add)

James who begins to purposely get things on his glasses

Dust, food, mud — one time he purposely dumped a bag of flour over his head (and walked around blindly till Regulus grabbed him, cleaned his glasses, and left the rest of the flour).

Just so Reg will look at him, so he can feel his fingertips brush James’s face when he takes hold of the glasses, just so he can see that amused little smirk.

And yes, Regulus catches on. It’s quite obvious, in true James Potter fashion.

But he doesn’t say anything, doesn’t call him out. He just keeps cleaning those glasses. Cuz it makes them both happy.

[coralnoodle]

WHAT THE HELL IS LAB SAFETY!!

[bunnieswithknives]

As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af

[hop-a-lot]

mr bidwell..,,.,.. is scout ur lil baby brother? if so,,, how was that growing up vs now?

[adayumantium]

I need more Dad!Logan ASAP! 😩 I definitely would like to see something with the little moments during the readers pregnancy and how they deal and all that. I can see a heavily pregnant reader waddling to her class to teach that morning and Logan just bringing her some pretty flowers and her favorite food for lunch with the promise he’d give her a back massage later since he knows she’s been hurting with the added weight. I can also see Logan grinning and teasing the reader about her pregnant waddle but he secretly loves it so much and will just admire her as she waddles off. I can see Logan just growling in anyone’s general direction if it poses a threat to his little family. I see this man walking about the school late at night, shirtless, with a whimpering newborn on his chest while soothing their little one because they were upset. There’s so many things that happen and moments and I’d love to see more of it so much!

More dad!Logan bc I live to serve...

“if you take one more picture of my pregnancy walk, Lo, I will end your life. Your child will never know you,” you’d threaten, exhausted, through gritted teeth. “I’d be lucky to be killed by you, sweetheart,” and he’d kiss your head before jogging off to his own drill

He was so stressed throughout your pregnancy, but worked so hard not to show it around you. How the hell were you supposed to baby proof a school where threats were imminent? How could he promise his family’s safety?

I’ll be real. Logan did NOT stop smoking. How could he, in one of the most pressing moments of his life? However, for both of your sakes, he seldom did it inside, and never when you were around. He’d “go for walks” periodically. Charles was gracious. 

With your hormones running rampant, your smell changed when you became pregnant- you always joked that he probably knew you were pregnant before you did. That scent paired, with the idea that you’re going to have his child, drove him crazy. 

Logan asked Ororo to help him plan a baby shower- he wanted you to know how much they were thinking about you, and even though he could be gone for days at a time on missions, that he had you on his mind and in his heart.

When you finally went into labor, Logan was PANICKED. He’d endured so much, but no amount of preparation could ready him for fatherhood. He held your hand, told you to squeeze as hard as you could. With Logan, you knew he meant it, and it couldn’t possibly hurt him. 

He wanted more than anything to take all of the pain away, but looking at the little bundle in front of you two, he hoped it was worth it. 

Everyone wanted to see the new addition to the family. No other baby would ever be loved so dearly. 

“It’s ok, bub,” Logan would whisper, bare feet on the cold tile as he tried to console a crying baby. Drool on his bare chest, he would always worry because he knew he ran warm. He’d hum an old song and pace; you were gracious, indebted to him for how used to sleepless nights he was. When your child would stir, he’d almost always be up anyway, or his light sleeping habits would keep him alert. 

“Sweetheart, please stop hiding dirty diapers in Scott’s room…”

[iztea]

🖤🐈‍⬛🖤

[saewokhrisz]

screeching hunger