#ask guardian gallade

[masked-vee]

The mysterious Mon approaches towards Mouse & Cereza. "Hello there, you two seem like the adventuring type. I am in search of a certain Gallade that is also attending the festival here. She then shows a mugshot of Romeo along with the word printed 'WANTED'. have you seen him waltzing about here by any chance?

Cereza squinted at the wanted poster for a few minutes... Then shakes her head. "I'm sorry, miss. My friend and I haven't seen this Pokémon."

Mouse just shook their head and shrugged, signifying they've never seen him either. Wasn't he that guy from that sleepover we met? Mouse thought quietly to themself. What did he do?

[asktheoger]

Vinny@Momo: Vinny walks towards to the Applin with curiosity in mind. He was staring at the Hanafuda deck he was caring. "Hey there, That's a cool looking deck cover you got there. Are those trading cards? Man, if only I brought my own we could of have fun playing."

“I…um…It’s not…’trading cards’…whatever that is….and it’s only a two-person game…..b-but if you still really wanted to play, that would….that would be really nice,” the Applin looked down shly. - - -

Featuring Vinny from @ask-guardian-gallade and Umbra from @ask-inky-umbre

[asktheoger]

"Hmmm.....," Aya paused to think. "I've had cooked nanab, raw nanab, mashed nanab, frozen nanab, slice nanab, and nanab rice pudding, but I don't think I've had them fried! It sounds REALLLY yummy!!"

(@asktheoger) "Have you tried the candied rawst berries yet??? They're so so good!!" Aya ran up to Romeo and pointed to a food stall with one hand, a half-eaten stick of the aforementioned treat in the other. "They also have pinap and oran and sitrus and mago buy the rawst ones are my favorite!!"

Romeo: I wouldn't mind getting a few samples for myself. Even for my kiddo. You don't supposed they fry them as well? I can go for a fried nanab berry right about now. Have you tried a fried nanab berry before kiddo? @asktheoger

[askparadoxtrainers]

>Inquire More?

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(Thank you Anon, @the-0ld-espeon, @ask-guardian-gallade, and @harmonia-university for the asks, sorry it took a while for me to get to them!)

[cordyceps-bag]

Vinny: Wow I never seen anyone like you before, you look so pale spooky looking. Are you a ghost?

[picketmundays]

Ehhh why not

For the crackship, let’s go with Veri and Romeo?

Cloning ancient pokemon is hard if you're not sure how they work, at least that robotic arm left behind a good blood sample to work with...

(Sorry this took a while to get to, I was pretty busy the last few months

He's all yours if you want him, you can even evolve them)

[asktheoger]

"Wow!! This place is so...yellow-y...."

….Huh. Something is off.

[thatsoraeden]

Romeo: The Gallade walks towards the mysterious stranger that is accompanying Raeden. "Ahoy there, I'm really digging the mask you got there. So your like a fan of Arceus huh? that's swell. So your like some sort of supervisor for the Pachirisu or your something like a butler?

[ask-wildmons]

[ Thanks @ask-guardian-gallade and @asksavel for the asks! ]

Their arm gives a few subtle twitches as the stick jabs into it. At least thanks to Kyogre, they weren't going to wake up with a mouthful of sand. Though that begs the question, how did they get here...?

(They appear to be alive at least. Their arm twitches reflexively as it's poked.)

However, it seems that the jabbing was enough to get them to wake up at least. They quickly sat up, already in a state of alarm. Whatever had caused them to black out, it was clearly quite bad, from what they shouted at least.

"The storm!! This ship is falling apart!! We have to.. to..."

They took a moment to gather their surroundings, looking at the two that arrived to check up on them.

"What... Where am I...?"

Ask for their name, about the storm, or about the ship?

[ask-sarah-and-co]

Romeo@Hendrik: Wait, you don't know what flirting is my guy? It just means that your friend there is taking an interest in you ya know. Not sure if it's the alcohol or anything but in short he's starting to like ya...ya know. I just play it cool.

Hendrik is completely silent, seemingly staring off into space as he thinks about the gallade’s words.

He first discerned what the “slang” terms meant. Sarah had explained them to him and showed him their meanings… He had a basic idea of what she said- “My guy” is a term of camaraderie and not a term of possession. “Play it cool” means to be calm, specifically in terms of turmoil or… romantic relationships…

He frowned in thought. Was that what the gallade was advising him on? Was this what flirting was truly about?

One other thing stood out to him, the specific mention of alcohol. He knew Jasper had had no alcohol before this event, and while he was here, not enough to become fully drunk. This meant that whatever he was doing he was fully aware of and chose to do…

Wait, he suddenly remembered where he had heard the term flirting before. He was certain Sarah and Hugh had used the term loosely once. This must mean it is something romantic…?

Hendrik froze as the realization (finally) struck him. Jasper is interested in me. Jasper is interested in me romantically.

Oh.

@ask-guardian-gallade

(Next)

[masked-vee]

💌 Mouse & Romeo (why not I'll send one right back to thee)

Mouse thinks Romeo is cool! And they hope that he, Joline, and Vinny could get out of the situation their stuck in. And curious to know exactly how Romeo lost his arm. They're (sadly) used to gruesome details (considering what they've been through).

[borealis-siblings]

Romeo@Miriam: The Gallade notices the Zacian drinking the many glasses of champagne. Really curious on how to handle such drinks he comes over to the legendary and asked away. "I really don't understand how people can consume large amounts of alcohol like champagne like that. I never really enjoy such drinks but, how do you even like enjoy it? Like is there a trick to it or do I have to like drink just enough just to finally enjoy it? is that how you did it?"

"Well, I mean.. Your not wrong on the assspect- But.. But, I don't know about your univerrrsee- But in ours- Pokémon are tolerable to human or "domestic" alcohol drinks as we like to call um.. Only alcoholic stuff basically made for Pokémon like- Blood wine, or Ghost champagne really takes a toll on usss.... Though, I'm a special case- Heh, cause I ain't full mon.? Which means, yeah I can handle the "domestic" stuff... Until a certain point, where my pokemon aide can't keep in under controlll- And the stuuuuffff starts to affect my human side, ehehe-... why I just tell you that bit..."

It seems Miriam is on a bit of the tispy side.. Maybe try and convince her to stop drinking?

(@ask-guardian-gallade, Romeo)

[askvekpa]

OH. You were TURNED into a POKEMON BEFORE? INTERESTING.

Maybe ONE DAY I will get turned into a HUMAN. HAHA!

HAHAHAHAHHAHA. Anyways. HERE. TAKE A BROWNIE.

Vekpa @ Vinny: AWWWWW. Your little ROCKRUFF outift is cute. Would you be a ROCKRUFF if you COULD BE A POKEMON?

Vinny: I think I DID got turned into a rockruff before. Back I went to the other sleepover last time. There was my Uncle's...friend? Who then turned me into one to blend in. It felt weird walking with 4 legs but I managed. I wouldn't mind doing it again tho, it was fun being a Pokemon. So, yeah I wouldn't mind being a rockruff again...maybe a Lycanroc.

[asktrainerzoroark]

Welp, I guess the Skittys out of the bag or rather the apple is out of the basket. Hope you got a plan B there Applesauce.

"What the hell are you doing?" Fuku asked, sounding mildly miffed. "...Dooooing a prank?" Applesauce replied innocently. "By flipping the television," Snowdrift said in a deadpan manner. "Yes."

Fuku felt her phone vibrant with a notification and typed in her passcode. "Wait, I just got a notification to all hotel residents that an Applin broke the third floor window. That was you? What the actual fuck?" "Uh."

[heavenly-mireille]

the fact that you're still single at thirty five, no kids, yanno

Oh, this again. "Sweetheart, it isn't the 1800’s anymore. We don't die in our twenties now, there's no rush."

Cœur, come here. I need removal.

Gotcha. On his way.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Arvin and kieran meeting a shy but sweet new girl with this team.

Tapu koko who through some magical shenanigans can't be more then a mile away from the girl with out falling incredibly ill.

A motherly salazle who has a charm that allows her to talk English

A blood moon ursaluna who's the girls main body guard and hes very protective

And a female iron valiant who acts like a big sister. Who threatens anyone that if they hurt the girl she'll cut them down

Gotta say I appreciate the addition of Blood Moon Ursa. Officially my fav gen 9 ground type <3

............

Arven

The moment he met you, he realized you were too nice for your own good sometimes...being the shy and sweet transfer student who winds up being his partner in many classes.

He might tease you from time to time, although he lightens up only after he realizes Mabosstiff likes you--which mean he has to like you as well and not accidentally be too rude.

During battle studies, you two have a match and he's shook when you suddenly bring out Tapu Koko.

Somehow you have a powerful Alolan Guardian deity wrapped around your finger...yet you never once bragged about it.

But Arven fully believes you have a Ditto or Zorua who just chooses to impersonate a Tapu, wondering when it's gonna drop the act.

Soon he finds out that nope, it's the real deal, and you have some strange connection that doesn't allow it to wander too far from you.

Otherwise, it falls violently ill and its magic abilities are weakened.

You're certain it was hexed by someone who wanted to punish it for its mischief, so you've been travelling around hoping to find a "cure".

And ofc that meant Koko had to abandon its duties at Melemele Island and become your Pokémon. It was reluctant at first, but quickly became a loyal friend to you.

Eventually Arven meets the rest of your team, including a female Iron Valiant that escaped from the crater and made herself your ally after saving you from trouble.

She's your literal knight in shining armor, acting like a big sister figure instead of an emotionless robot programmed to attack.

Oftentimes she comes out of the pokeball herself if she senses you're in any kind of danger.

Blood Moon Ursaluna is another bodyguard of yours....who is MASSIVE and utterly terrifying.

All you did was go to Kitakami on a school trip and you suddenly come back with an ancient Ursaring variant/evolution??

How tf are you picking up so many dangerous Pokémon?

Just when he thinks Salazzle is the only "normal" one on your team...

He finds out that she can actually talk, addressing him by name and asking what he was cooking one day.

For a split second he thinks her pheromones/toxins were making him hallucinate...until he sees you having a full blown conversation with her.

It turns out that she developed the ability to speak human language, using it to scare off a group of male Salandits who were threatening you.

At first, she only ever said random words she picked up from humans, but you taught her how to speak coherently and gave her some books...and now she's 100% fluent in English.

All in all, Arven finds your team very...diverse.

You don't really do many Pokémon battles, as they all act like your bodyguards/friends instead. But then again he's never been too battle-crazy either (unlike a certain girl he knows who'd give ANYTHING to battle Tapu Koko).

Kieran

Your personality kinda reminds him of his old self: shy and sweet, oftentimes hiding behind protective figures, etc.

Part of him kinda hated it, but he was good at hiding it.

Was instantly impressed by your Pokémon team, especially the robotic-looking Gardevoir/Gallade hybrid.

Although being a country boi he's bewildered about her LED eyes and her robotic trills, and is definitely not too thrilled about all Pokémon looking like her in some distant/potential future.

Tapu Koko leaves him bewildered, especially when you explained your connection to it while it roamed around the coastal biome, reminiscing about its home in Alola.

He's heard rumors of the Blood Moon Ursaluna back in Kitakami, not caring for it as much as Ogerpon, but he NEVER expected to see that someone like you could have tamed it.

During a battle, Incineroar's flames almost burned you, and your Ursaluna was enraged and knocked him out with one Headlong Rush. Completely unprompted.

Since then Kieran made a point to instruct the feline to be more precise with his fire attacks..lest he became weak.

You impressed the League Club with your talking Salazzle...but at first he believes you're just being irritating and distracting..

Until she talks to him directly, and he's like "...oh wowzers..so you can understand me????"

That's the most shocked anyone in the club has ever seen their leader...

Being motherly as she is, your Salazzle often asks how he's feeling and how Hydrapple is....and he usually shuts down and tells her to mind her business.

But after Area Zero's events, when she asked him again he broke down crying and the poison/fire lizard lowkey panicked.

She had to get you to calm him down.

Since then you two have become close friends, and while in the beginning he was envious of your unique team (that also reminded him of somebody else), he realizes you thought his Hydrapple and battle setups were unique, too.

It honestly made his day.