#ask Jazz

[glitchgh0sty]

FT - Prowl 🚔 and Jazz 🎷✨

POV: That one friend who’s always forgetting something 😭🫶

[ask-one-jazz]

Owwww sorry guys I'm beat

Darkwing gave us an extra Shift...

I'll try to get to these asks during next solar cycle.

[dark--whisperings]

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈

BACK AT YOU! ❤️

✨️🌈✨️

[beemochi-art]

Would Prowl still love Jazz if he was a snail? Or Green would try to eat him.

Both!

He loves him enough that he will try to immediately try to change him back.

If Wheeljack doesn’t have people to keep him in check he’d be a chaotic god.

[demonic0angel]

DP x DC Prompt: The Fenton Family is out in Gotham when someone starts giving the youngest member, Dani shit. A rogue, basic criminal, Damian Wayne, doesn't matter who. Jazz immediately activates Big Sister Mode and starts beating the shit out of them. Jack and Maddie cheer her on.

“You’re doing great, sweetie!”

“Yeah! Get ‘em in the kisser! Swing it! Whooo!”

Danny took a long sip of his milkshake as he watched his parents surround Jazz beating up a clown and cheer like it was the Super Bowl. They were cheering enthusiastically as Jazz was kicking and beating the handkerchiefs out of some creepy, green haired clown with ugly makeup.

Dani was next to him, also holding her own milkshake. He had bought it for her after the clown had tried kidnapping her. She sniffled, but thankfully, the tears that she had shed were mostly from surprise rather than fear. Now she was all smiles, watching Jazz exact revenge for her.

Another man, broad and with a streak of white in his hair, was standing next to them, staring at Jazz kicking the clown in the teeth. He looked a little lovesick, actually, but he hadn’t said a single word to them despite reeking of ectoplasmic rot. Other people were also watching and cheering for Jazz, excitedly waving their hands and recording the one-sided beat down.

It was almost a little sad.

Danny took another sip of his milkshake.

“Yeah! Yeah! Get ‘em!”

“Kick him again! Get him in the balls!”

He nodded to himself as a plan formulated in his head. Once Jazz got tired, he’d step in and take over breaking the clown’s bones for trying to hurt and scare their little sister.

Maybe this vacation wouldn’t be too bad.

[nohtora]

chúc mừng năm mới ! hope this lunar new year is one full of good luck and good health for everyone !!

( i wanted to have a bit of fun with patterns with this one - the designs are inspired by encaustic tiles i've seen around vietnam, with a bit of tết flavour :D )

[bloominglegumes]

oh... oh the implication of Jazz being hype over Soundwave's fangs... the implication of Soundwave being self conscious over them and seeing one of his (boyfriends? queer platonic partners??) being so elated to see he has them...

(also the fact that Jazz is into fangs is so wildly in character to me)

YESYES this is what im thinking of rn

[ghosted-jazz]

Did Cosmo and Wanda have a fairy Timmy back in the day? I hadn't watched A New Wish yet but iirc their relationship was strained by Timmy, I think because of the whole "no one aged for 50 years" thing in Timmy's Secret Wish. So would that mean Timmy messed up their marriage?

Yep! Timmy was Cosmo and Wanda's first fairy!

Cosmo and Wanda were newly weds with no support systems thus miserable enough to get their own fairy!

For the first few years, the three of them were perfect but Timmy overstayed his welcome, none of them wanting to lose this new family they created. Timmy used his magic to try and force a magic solution to make Cosmo and Wanda happy again, to varying levels of success.

New fairy management notices that Cosmo and Wanda seem to be getting more miserable despite having Timmy, so they get assigned a new fairy:

Chloe is here to fix all of Timmy's mistakes. But their happy little family isn't going to be separated so instead of being replaced, Timmy and Chloe end up as coworkers.

But even with two fairies, Cosmo and Wanda keep getting more miserable. With a fresh new set of eyes and someone to talk to, Timmy finally admits that the Fairywinkle-Cosmas might be better off without him since most of their conflict does seem to revolve around magic. So both Chloe and Timmy resign, erasing Cosmo's, Wanda's, Poof's Peri's and Sparky's memories of magic.

That day, the Fairywinkle-Cosma's pet goldfish, the one they got when they got their first house, dies. The whole family is very torn up about it, crying even though they don't know why they feel so strongly about losing this goldfish.

As for the whole 50 year time loop thing:

After granting that accidental wish, Timmy does not come clean about it for 50 years in fear of getting into trouble. A swap version of Timmy's Secret Wish does happen and undoes the time loop but yep, that wish absolutely contributed in the decline of their marriage. Not that Cosmo and Wanda would remember it anyways

[ihatebrainstorm]

small collection of sketchy doodlydodads from @bloominglegumes 's Jazz n Powl humanformers au bc they live in my head rent free all day everyday ;v;;

[goosologist]

(How weird! To be noticed, and known!)

[keferon]

The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~

Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍

[ask-one-jazz]

Jazz, cats or dogs?

Like a cybercat and petrohound?

I prefer Cybercats

[dark--whisperings]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers.

(hello beloved mutual, don't mind me involving you in an ask game?)

Hello beloved mutual, you can A B S O L U T E L Y involve me in this ask game. 💖✨

Five things that make Jazz happy are:

Ducks. 🦆 Send me duck videos, duck memes, duck anything. I just really like ducks and I don't know why. I want a pet duck. Should I get one? No. But... 👀

Hot tubs, pools, lakes, the ocean. 🌊 If there is a body of water, you bet your ass I will be swimming in it. I am water baby.

Seeing my friends/mutual go absolutely feral over their interests and hobbies. Yes I want to see all of those books you bound in a fevered dream. That essay-length meta you posted about your favourite ship? HELL YES I WANT TO READ IT.

Head scratches and people playing with my hair. I dunno, it's just really calming!

Fuzzy blankets. I... probably have like ten at this point. And at some point, I'll probably have ten more. One can never have too many fuzzy blankets. 🤷‍♀️

AND A BONUS +1

... fucking the patriarchy. 💪

Thanks for the ask! ✨💖

[beemochi-art]

This might be weird but can we see Prowl's and Jazz's teeth? I love seeing cybertronians with human like teeth, especially when drawn with prominent canines. You do it a lot and I think it adds another dimension to them and makes them feel more alive.

Apologies if this is weird. I have been on a Bones(tv show) kick lately and the ability to see into a dead person's life just from their teeth really fascinates me.

Bones huh, I’ll have to check it out. I have a deep obsession with bones, I have a collection.

They actually do have different teeth in mind when making their designs. Prowl has sharp back teeth and a slight underbite. Jazz has a perfect smile! With some lil fangs.

[demonic0angel]

Danny gets to fight alongside the Justice League and Wonder Woman immediately notices that this boy has the blessing of multiple Greek Gods and fights like an Amazon warrior. Danny also mutters in Greek sometimes since he picked up the language from Clockwork, he didn't realize that Clockwork is Kronos or that Clockwork basically adopted him making him all but blood related to Wonder Woman. Danny lowkey freaks out when he finds out

“A-Are you saying that—”

Superman nodded solemnly, with Wonder Woman next to him.

“Yes, we believe that you may be a demigod—”

Phantom interrupted him. “I’m Wonder Woman’s uncle?!”

There was a moment of silence. Then Green Lantern, who had been standing a little distance away, bent over and burst out laughing. Wonder Woman’s eye twitched. Superman blinked rapidly. Batman, who was standing next to Flash, sighed. Phantom stared at Wonder Woman in a mixture of horror and disbelief.

“I’m actually your uncle…!?” Phantom said, sounding horrified. “Are you serious?? I’m so much younger then you!”

Flash whistled. “Wow! I can’t believe Wonder Woman is Phantom’s niece! It really doesn’t seem right…”

“Damn, so how does that work?” Green Lantern asked gleefully, nudging a still stunned looking Phantom. “Is she gonna call you Uncle now? Does she have to show you some filial piety?”

Wonder Woman’s eye twitched again.

Superman quickly put a hand on hers, stopping her from unsheathing her sword. He subtly shook his head.

“It’s not worth it,” he muttered. Wonder Woman relinquished her plans of skewering Green Lantern and Flash with a huff.

Phantom, however, only made it worse as he said, “But my sister was also adopted by Clockwork, and she’s fully human… how is that supposed to work?” which only caused Flash and Green Lantern to burst into more excited chatter and laughter about Wonder Woman’s place in the godly family.

Wonder Woman unsheathed her sword.

Superman sighed. RIP Hal and Barry. They should’ve just stayed silent.

[chamm0y]

You’re doing requests??? Yay! :D

Can I have Jazz and Baby Bluestreak trying to distract Prowl from his work? They want to go for a drive as a family and Prowler is being a workaholic

i dont know whenever sparklings can transform or not but the thought of a tiny car and two bigger ones going for a drive makes this incredibly funny to me

cmon prowl how can you say no to that tiny face