#ashdasanatisedocto

[askaceattorney]

Dear Ronny,

Okay, Night Owl. Just call me if anything happens. I’ll be waiting for you when you get back.

- Desiree DeLite

[ask-dgs-221bbakerstreet]

Shipping - a common term used for when a person believes that two people should form a relationship with each other, usually not platonic. Often causes an argument among people on the internet.

DID YOU JUST BECOME A WALKING DICTIONARY????????

Huh. Didn't know there was a word for that.

If you started using it, do you think it would disrupt time?

H-Huh?

Oh, sorry, I've just been thinking about the implications of time travel. Perhaps the etymology of the word would change. Or is time a fixed point?

[madoumonogatarirunelord]

FINALLY QIQI YAS

[askaceattorney]

Dear Maya,

I found you a burger buddy. Maybe you both can go have burgers together.

(And, stop milking out my wallet.)

- Phoenix Wright

[ask-dgs-221bbakerstreet]

Of course we have!

We were just... Shipping it.

Shippin'-?

Wotever. I'm not questionin' you people and yer strange words.

[askaceattorney]

What in the...?

(That is disturbing on soooooooooo many levels.)

- Kazuma Asogi

[askaceattorney]

Warning: Language

Dear Fool,

You certainly have colorful language that matches your art. If only I had the heart to be effected.

- Manfred von Karma

[ask-dgs-221bbakerstreet]

Dear everyone,

- Zenitsu Agatsuma

Exactly! There ain't a single ugly girl on God's green earth!

Or a single ugly man!

Yeah!

[ask-dgs-221bbakerstreet]

My new years resolutions are:

Winning 50/50

Actually posting on my yt/Tumblr/Reddit

Killing Putting up with some of my teacherss

Trying to not rage for no reason

Perhaps don't kill your teachers..

But learning to control your anger is a very good resolution! I hope it works out for you!

[ask-dgs-221bbakerstreet]

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

What?! Ain't ya ever seen two people kissin' before?

[ask-dgs-221bbakerstreet]

How can I be sure she won't, miss Lestrade?

...Mariaaaaa... do ya promise? I'll kiss ya.

Yes, alright, I promise.

Good! Get kissed!

[ask-dgs-221bbakerstreet]

Y-yes, Yes we have sorted it out ma'am!

Please do not even think about dissecting us ma'am!

Wonderful! Now we can all be civil.

She wouldn't really dissect ya, promise.

[ask-dgs-221bbakerstreet]

This is what will happen if Iris doesn't get her bazooka

...no bazooka?

Must you bring this up again?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?

How many times must I tell you?!

[askaceattorney]

Dear Ashdasanatisedocto,

I DO TOO!

Let’s get some burgers, then pay it on Nick’s tab.

- Maya Fey

[askaceattorney]

Dear Ashdasanatisedocto,

That’s nice.

(Not that I understand why. I suppose there will always be one or two individuals with the same tastes as Ms. Fey.)

- Miles Edgeworth

[askaceattorney]

Dear Nagito,

Um... are you alright? Should I call a Doctor?

- Maya Fey