#ash ask meme

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

@tiffanyblewss this is your fault that in the lords year 2024 I am making banana fish shitposts

[vendetta-if]

Ash: I did it... I confessed to mc....i feel like i could explode...at least i got it over with- MC: [can now be openly and brazenly provocative when flirting]

Ash:

Ash: why do i feel sudden dread?

Ash: “Why do I suddenly hear boss music?”

MC approaching Ash, now ready to fully unleash their love and affection for Ash:

[its-a-me-mango]

Why do i keep remembering the ash baby meme when i look at telly lmao

They're practicing their ash baby pose, they're very good at it because they are ash baby shaped.

[cartooncadet666]

my brain: draw it

me: why

my brain: just draw it

me: ok

lol

🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

[vaguely-concerned]

I keep imagining lucanis getting an accidental faceful of arterial spray during a job that didn't go so much awry as just slightly awkwardly right at the end, and having to get hosed down outside before coming home to the lighthouse. emotionally I feel the cartoonish blood splatters of dragon ages past and lucanis' resulting deep sleep-deprived peevishness in this chili's tonight

[illegiblehandwriting1]

my obsession with people waking up to start a scene in their pov is showing again

[i-only-see-daylight]

Chaol: I can excuse slavery, but I draw the line at assassinations!

Literally Everyone: You can excuse slavery!?

[transrevolutions]

today I was out walking and some lady came up and yelled "hey do you love terrorism?" at me. in retrospect this was probably because of my keffiyeh and the lady was a zionist but for a second I thought that I'd just been the subject of the world's weirdest ad campaign.

[theoryandahalf]

I would lowkey watch a tv show of Tom & Santi bickering - it is so entertaining.

Actually all of team theorists, they are all so chaotic & I love it

Ah...did you see FT's last TikTok?

This is how Ash feels about your TV show idea.

[distopea]

ALESSANDRO IS AVAILABLE !

Check out his carrd for information ❤

and please help me turn this year and a half of labour into something magnificent lmao

[vervainveil]

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

( based on this damned song. dangerous game by chris grey. it’s giving tension, but use however you desire. )

❛ we’re probably on a path to self destruction any day. ❜

❛ but i know you love the rush , you need it running through your veins. ❜

❛ addicted to the pressure, we don’t ever play it safe. ❜

❛ find myself in this world made for two, but only one gets the crown. ❜

❛ took a step into something new. i won’t ever turn around. ❜

❛ ‘til i’m lost in your maze, i’m onto you. ❜

❛ in love with the chase. ❜

❛ we’re playing the most dangerous game and i’m all in. ❜

❛ it calls our name. ❜

❛ we love being each other’s prey. ❜

❛ poison in your touch, you’re both the drug and antidote. ❜

❛ we’ve been dancing with the devil trying not to lose control. ❜

❛ fire in your eyes. i can feel you getting close.❜

❛ maybe we’ll beat the odds, but we don’t know the cost. ❜

❛ no i won’t ever stop. ❜

[vendetta-if]

Like I know it ain't Christmas anymore (but we're just gonna ignore that fact because you're gonna like this ask UwU) but just imagine.

They're all together having dinner and having fun. And they decided to do a secret Santa. Rin didn't know what to give MC so they gave MC a spicy photo with a dedication behind, but there's a mix up and Ash ends up receiving it.

MC: *holds a pair of handcuffs confused*

Ash: *reads the dedication out loud*

Rin: The photo was meant for MC and the handcuffs were for you.

Jealous!Ash and flustered!MC

Rin: *hand cuffs MC* But I like this outcome better.

*Rin drags flustered!MC and flustered!Ash away to a room and locks the door*

The rest of the family: 👁️👄👁️

Takashi trying to play it cool be like:

“Anyway… You guys want some more mashed potatoes? How about you Luka?”

Meanwhile Luka and the rest of the family are just sitting there, still processing what just happened:

Jackal was just minding his own business and focusing on eating, not really paying attention much to the talks around the table and when it happened, he was like:

Before he immediately starts snickering (and tries to hide it with no success) at the table’s reactions and awkwardness—he thrives in the chaos 🤭

[mermaidhugs]

Alcryst and ashe number 22 would be silly i think

Sleepy drunk vs weepy drunk

[ask-theoverseer-max]

Dwight: You guys.. seem to be handling things here well..

Ash (covered in blood): You know what.. I've had worse days.

Cheryl (also covered in Blood): Mhm..

Leon (Limping): Yup..

[praetoravila]

fake title - anywhere but here

(you’ve got me in a mayday parade mood sooo bad i fear)

anywhere but here -

this would be a platonic btr boys fic centered around the four times all of them wanted to be anywhere but minnesota, james wishing he was famous, kendall wishing he was playing professional hockey, carlos wishing he was a superhero somehow and logan wishing he was a world renowned doctor. the last time would be them in la wishing that they were back in minnesota and reminiscing on the shenanigans they used to get up to

OR

anywhere but here -

olive and logan go on a roadtrip the summer before he goes off to med school and she starts her gap year. along the way, they have their first serious fight, have some realizations about what the want their futures to look like and make some choices about their dreams

[ashton-ryder]

What's worse: choosing who you'd fuck or eating properly cooked pasta?

"Choosing who I'd fuck, I'm pretty picky about that, if you haven't noticed. Food, not so much."