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[valodia]

Me playing kynseed again for the first time in like a year or two, excited to see what changed now that its released: hm it's much nicer. the introduction story seems roughly the same so far. hm i didnt remember this thing w Old Jacob and whatever hes telling me about. Oh and did they add this holiday thing today where we choose a herald or whatever? idk what that means. oh theyre asking me to choose. seems like a great honor. i guess im gonna pick Old Jacob.

Me when i Realize: o.o

[calyssmarviss]

asdfghjklm forgot tumblr cannot tell the difference between buddie and buddy and searching the tag will give absolute dogshit result and i actually have to go on people’s blogs

[shauni-will-never-write]

i'm doing my best to recall my shauni lore to figure out who your last post is about, but I got nothing lmao. I don't recall you ever having an issue with Lucina and F!Alear isn't years old on the M!Corrin banner, and none of the other banners have characters on them that I remember you being a particular fan of. mind elaborating for my nosy self?

asdfghjklm It's Lucina, yeah XD I haven't really talked about it because I made this blog during the Fates golden era and Awakening was no longer on my mind (besides Henry, of course), but back in the day I really did not like her.

I always found her kind of boring but, honestly, it's mostly because of one incident. For context, I had bought Awakening (after a friend recommended it to me) solely for Henry, and (very) lowkey speedran the game until Chapter 13, which is when you recruit him. I did not know about Chrom marrying your Avatar if you 1) were female, and 2) had stood next to him once or twice in combat. I grinded for hours, because I like to do that. I skipped the cutscene showing Chrom's wedding and Lucina's mother. Saved. Realized my Avatar and Chrom were married, thus locking me out of Henry's romance. Had to restart the entire freaking game. Enters Lucina's C-support with the female, non-mother Avatar where she accuses you, a married woman, of trying to steal away her dad, a married man. I know it was for comedy, obviously, but back then I thought it was in such poor taste. Girl, I restarted this whole game, lost hours of progress, exp, gold and supports because I did NOT want your dad-

She also, for some reason, had terrible stats growth during my first playthrough (and no, her mom wasn't the village girl, it was Sumia), to the point I ditched her entirely because she was too weak. And I genuinely believed she was intended to be like this until my friend showed me her Lucina (who was a killing machine).

Since then, it's my own inside joke that Lucina hates me XD

I'm over it now, obviously, but I got so many Lucinas pulling for Legendary!Mamui...

Why have you forsaken me, Lucina. What did I ever do to you

[lorisystem]

Im sooo sleepy so its gonna not make any sense.

I dreamed of my estranged wife among other things. It was morning and i sat down with her at a table to have breakfast and she told me how she was messing around w one of my alters (i think Em) only to have Zach switch out and interrupt, and at that mention Zach took over and walked over to kiss her and wink to her.

Its interesting bc we rarely switch that way in dreams but it makes sense bc she was one of the rare people we felt comfortable switching around.

Also i woke up w the song 'baby's a red' stuck in my head. Which i apparently associate w her asdfghjklm

[romionarry]

I’ve only found your blog yesterday but I’ve already gone through all of your posts and am convinced that no one deserves the romionarry canon url more than you do! I love hearing your thoughts they are so true and so funny asdfghjklm

AN HONOUR ❤️ omg so sweet thank you love

[jalapenobee]

Chapter 4!!! <3

DON'T GIVE A CHILD EXPIRED FOOD, YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOTS JFC

Them, istg

Tbh, I'd want to skip sports day as well...

Oh so Sentarou actually is ghostwriting for this guy, huh

Why is them sharing pizza so cute!!

asdfghjklm are you kidding me???

I'm actually curious who Megu's father is going to be. I agree with what you said earlier, that it might just be a third guy.

EITHER WAY, they'd better end up together and decide to take care of Meguru together as well! I bet that's going to happen and nothing sad will come of it... T_T

- theyre idiots <3

- if touma did that to me id definitely wanna skip........i mean what who said that

- pizza night!!! the fact that touma ordered it only makes him more like rei to me TvT

- every time he holds sentarous's face i scream

- lmaooo you'll find out >:) or not >:)

- THEY SHOULD!! obviously nothing sad is going to happen :)))

[diosadelaluna-art]

[dailykilljoys]

[istoleanimpala]

Randomly scrolling through Instagram when

@saviorsoldier JEN² FRIENDSHIP IS REAL I REPEAT JEN² FRIENDSHIP IS REAL 

[ashdo]

[sunmimygoddess]

I’m keeping the rep tour for tonight, i’ll force my parents to watch it with me. But dAMN all those posts are giving me so much feeeeels. I MISS THIS TOUR ALREADY.

[shauni-will-never-write]

Thank you so much, Yuki!! TwT I'm getting so old but at least I have Tsubaby to keep me company asdfghjklm

Happy Birthday, Shauni!

@shauni-will-never-write here's a winter Tsubaki since IS is so intent on not giving him to you ;v;) Did with Sephiram's costume since I can't design for my life, but I hope you like it!

Here's for many more years of friendship~ I love you!

[saphrxn]

nobodys roasted me about my blog title yet smh yall fake :/

[outlying-hyppocrate]

MY NAME IS CREDENCE NOW, EVERYONE!!!! I WILL ANNOUNCE IT AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!! MY NAME IS CREDENCE!!!!!!!!!!

[charlestoniguess]

anyway I’m waiting for an email that might change my entire life and future because it’s a funded research position and it’s driving me absolutely crazy waiting for it and I am so anxious omg

[hopeswriting]

FANDOM: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

EVENT: Flufftober 2020 

PROMPT: Selfie Together

AUTHOR: @hopeswriting​

RATING: G

PAIRING: Adult!Nonbinary!Viper & Adult!Skull

SUMMARY:

Viper learns how to ride a bike.

WORDS: 634 (BONUS: 978)

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“You won’t ever speak to another soul about this.”

Skull tightens Viper’s knee protection, makes sure it won’t slip down their legs.

“You will take this to your grave.”

He tightens their elbow protection too, rolls the hem of their sleeves away from their gloved hands.

“I will mess up your mind so bad if you even say only a peep. I’ll make you regret your entire existence. I will fucking kill you Skull, do you hear me?”

“Good luck with that,” Skull says in a sing-song voice. He lowers their hood, making light of their tainted ski goggles, and claps their helmet around their head. “Here you go.”

He steps back to take Viper in.

They’re dressed into the smallest clothes Skull found in his closet, a black leather pant tucked into black combat boots, and a light purple sweater that looks cutely oversize on them.

And of course, all the protection needed to learn how to bike safely, plus their ski goggles, looking even bigger because of their little face.

“Oh, Viper.” He laughs fondly. “You look ridiculous.”

“Go jump off a cliff.”

Skull laughs harder, and Viper huffs. They turn to the bike, their arms crossed on their chest.

“Did you ever teach anyone else how to ride a bike?”

“Well, as a matter of fact, I did. And they’re all still alive and kicking, if that’s the real question.” Skull stands in front of the bike, his hands on the handle. “Ready when you are.”

“If you let me fall to supposedly rid this fear out of me or whatever bullshit, Skull, I swear…”

“What?” Skull says, offended. “You know I won’t do that, come on. Don’t you trust me?”

Viper stares at them, then sighs loudly, their arms falling along their body. They pass one leg over the bike, grabs on the handle too.

“Okay, now the real question is if your jelly-like legs will be able to move the pedals.”

“Fuck off.”

Skull snickers, shakes off the bike once while they try to put both of their feet on the pedals. He dodges the tentacle swing, holds back on more laughter.

“Sorry, sorry, I’ll stop, promise. Here.” He rounds the bike, one hand still on the handle, the other on the back seat to keep it steady. “Try again.”

Viper successfully gets both of their feet on the pedals. They get the bike moving, Skull walking slowly alongside it, still holding on it.

They ride a foot or two that way, before they lose balance. Viper laughs, relieved and proud and happy.

“That was nice.”

Skull beams. “Right? I told you driving anything is the best thing in the world.” He bumps their shoulder together playfully. “I’m sure you’ll get the hang of it in no time too. Ready to go again? Maybe alone this time?”

“Don’t you dare.”

Skull laughs. “Okay, but remember not to cheat with your flames, alright? Oh, we absolutely need to do this too.”

He wraps an arm around their shoulders, takes out his phone.

Viper pushes his face away from them. “No.”

Skull fakes to bite on their hand. “Hell yes. Or would you rather I wait for you to fall on your butt first?”

“I’ll kill you.”

“That’s what I thought.”

Skull gets close again, holds his phone in front of them. “Make your most ugly face for the camera on three—” Viper snorts, and he grins “—two… one…”

The flash goes off. They both laugh at themselves before even looking at the result.

Viper sighs. “You’ll send the pictures to the others, won’t you?”

“Can you blame me?” Skull smiles his most lovey-dovey smile. “You just look so incredibly cool right now, I really have no other choice but to share it with the rest of the world.”

*

BONUS:

Okay so this is one of the few AU where I want to play with the Arcobaleno maltreating Skull.

Not the full-blown abusive relationship, even if any level of abusive at all is bad, I think we can all agree with that.

And Skull decides he just won’t bother with them either. He doesn’t fight back because he knows better than to fight back, but he still asserts his boundaries in no uncertain terms.

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Viper on the other hand really can’t fucking bother with this whole “bully the weak” business.

And they’re kind of neutral at first, but quickly go “No, you know what, back the fuck off. How old are you? If the problem really is that he isn’t good enough skill-wise to be part of the team, this sure as fuck isn’t the way to teach him anything.”

(And maybe Viper has a “victim of bullying” type of backstory here, and decides he’ll do better by him than anyone ever did by them.)

I read a fic once where Viper and Skull were best friend, and hell yeah, they totally would be best friends.

It starts kind of slow because they have to gain Skull’s trust first, but they stand firm by his side against the others Arcobaleno, and do earn his trust eventually.

And then they just hit it off like crazy.

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Viper finds him hysterically funny, and he’s not even trying most of the time, and it drives them crazy because they can’t crack a joke to save their life.

They can come up with one and a thousand ways to mess with people using their Mist flames, but it’s never actually what you can call harmless fun.

Skull helps with that, and it’s one of their favorite bonding time for the both of them.

Viper just likes how it’s so much easier to breath next to Skull, how their world is lighter to bear on their shoulders.

They would have never indulged in it if Skull was just a civilian (Active or not), but he’s not just a civilian anymore (won’t ever be again), and it’s sad but if their world teaches them one thing it’s to make the most out of the sad (to downright tragic) things.

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Skull is just glad he found someone willing to stand by his side during this crazy turn his life took. And someone he can trust, and on top of it someone he actually likes.

And Viper has his own unique aesthetic, so they aren’t about to judge each other on that. They’re actually really enthusiastic about each other’s aesthetic.

It often happens Skull puts make-up on Viper while wearing their cape during their sleepovers.

And Viper… isn’t dead set on getting rid of everything civilian about him.

Skull is aware there're some parts of him that just won’t survive the mafia world, but he calls bullshit on needing to essentially completely change the person he is.

And Viper is actually willing to compromise, and doing things at his own pace, and they do confront him to the reality of the mafia world but without, you know, coercing him or undermining him in the process.

(And what do you know, it is fucking possible.)

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Skull is “asked” to join the Carcassa famiglia to partake more in the mafia and learn, but jokes on them because he fits right in. And actually enjoys his time there.

First off, the Carcassa are all about leather jumpsuit, and riding bikes and cars at whichever speed they feel like, which would have single-handedly won him over.

But they actually respect him, as inexperienced and new he is to the whole thing? And they value him?? Until the point they give him people to command???

And they let him prove himself and find his footing in the mafia—well, not at own his pace because it’s a luxury no one can afford, which he understands, but he calls bullshit too on the fact there’s no middle ground they can meet at, which the Carcassa actually meets him at.

And maybe it’s for all the wrong reasons at first (him being a would-be Arcobaleno, and a Cloud, and also, you know, immortal), but then—and Skull is the first one surprised—they value him too for the skills Skull prides himself on and actually worked hard on (his driving skill, his quick if unique and resourceful thinking, his strategic side).

Arcobaleno who??? Skull don’t know them.

(Viper gets introduced at some point to his new group of friends, and complains all the way to growing to like them lol.)

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Viper never has driven anything ever in their life.

Skull is gobsmacked when he hears it for the first time, and then straight up calls bullshit for days on end.

But it explains a lot. The way Viper refuses any and all rides unless they absolutely have to, the way they get sick even when Skull is driving at the speed limit, the way they just say hilariously nonsensical things whenever they want to comment on driving in general.

(Skull never drives at anything but turtle speed limit apart from missions whenever Viper is in the car from then on.)

Skull, of course, absolutely needs to teach them in this very moment. But then he learns they never even rode a bike either, so they start with that.

And the jelly like legs comment is actually relevant because Viper is lazy and float and/or Mist themself everywhere.

They’re walking for fifteen minutes, and are complaining like it’s been two hours lol.

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I guess Skull and the others Arcobaleno could come to an understanding eventually. But it’s also one of the few AU I feel like Skull wouldn’t want that.

Sometimes you fuck up and just don’t get to amend for it, you know? And honestly? Good for Skull, and it’s the Arcobaleno’s loss azsertyui.

Thank you for reading. Any and all review are appreciated ^^.