#asagao-onna

[esspos]

sooooooo,,,, i’ve finally finished my yuri recommendations list. this is a culmination of about 3ish years of reading yuri manga/manhwa/manhua plus tapas & webtoons and stuff from lezhin as well. i’ve been superrrrrrr busy so i haven’t gotten around to reviewing any stuff in a while or posting stuff so hopefully i can start again soon 😊

- [ ] a monsters wants to eat me (modern) (horror)

- [ ] Bloom into you (modern)

- [ ] mage & demon queen (fantasy isekai but kind of/kind of not) (webtoon)

- [ ] whispering you a love song (modern) (fav romance, puppygirl himari)

- [ ] can’t defy the lonely girl (modern)

- [ ] donuts and a crescent moon (modern, office) (top 5 of all time)

- [ ] kimi to tzuzuru (modern) (extremely depressing)

- [ ] she loves to cook, she loves to eat (modern, kinda serious subject, best couple) (butches 💖)

- [ ] lily marble (modern) (lesbians at the gym, i wonder what they’re gonna do…)

- [ ] a room for two (modern)

- [ ] i’m in love with the villainess (isekai)

- [ ] snow thaw & love letter (modern)

- [ ] my dear lass (modern) (manhua)

- [ ] tamen de gushi (modern) (manhua)

- [ ] a love yet to bloom (modern) (fav currently) (nerdy book lesbians have my heart)

- [ ] goodbye, my rose garden (historical) (manwha)

- [ ] my new friend wasn’t what i was expecting (modern)

- [ ] my food seems to be very cute (modern supernatural) (manwha) (serious and broody femme lesbian vampire x puppygirl werewolf 🐶)

- [ ] beauty and the beast girl (supernatural)

- [ ] hizikan tautology (modern)

- [ ] ayaka is in love with hiriko (modern office)

- [ ] the moon on a rainy night (modern) (a bit more serious)

- [ ] how do we relationship (modern)

- [ ] her tale of shim-cheong (#1 historical yuri) (NOT TOXIC RELATIONSHIP BUT KIND OF, SORT OF, EVERYTHING AROUND THEM IS TOXIC) (manwha)

- [ ] composing spring in this room where cherry blossoms bloom (modern) (fucking depressing jesus christ)

- [ ] introverted gals get out (modern)

- [ ] baili jin among mortals (modern supernatural) (manhua)

- [ ] alcohol and ogre-girls (modern supernatural)

- [ ] maitsuki, niwatsuki, ooyatsuki (modern adult)

- [ ] hana ni arashi (modern)

- [ ] anemone wa netsu o obiru (modern)

- [ ] yamada to kase-san (modern)

- [ ] under one roof today (autobiographical) (these bitches gay, good for them)

- [ ] lillies, voice, wear wind (modern) (ace rep 💖)

- [ ] the two of them are pretty much like this (modern)

- [ ] onna tomodachi to kekkonshitemita (modern)

- [ ] teiji ni agaretara (modern)

- [ ] asagao to kase-san (modern)

- [ ] RUTHLESS (webtoon) (modern) (SHE’S VERY HORNY FOR THE MASC LESBIN)

- [ ] Fatal Kiss (webtoon) (modern supernatural)

- [ ] winter before spring (webtoon) (modern) (kinda depressing)

- [ ] The Greenhouse (tapas) (modern supernatural)

- [ ] Mistranslations (tapas) (modern)

- [ ] Sora & Haena (modern)

- [ ] Best Served Cold (modern) (toxic yuri!!!!)

- [ ] blooming sequence (modern)

- [ ] Getting to Know Grace (historical) (one of the best plots)

- [ ] After the curtain call (modern) (theatre lesbiabs)

- [ ] In my heart (modern)

- [ ] Kiss it goodbye (modern) (baseball masc)

- [ ] Moonlight Garden (historical fiction) (‼️‼️ extremely horny ‼️‼️)

- [ ] A Joyful Life (modern)

- [ ] ghosts of greywoods (historical)

- [ ] pulse (modern)

[themxtleycrew]

@asagao-onna

yamato is about to be DITCHED i fear

[selenophilephile]

"How come Genma used to copy your hairstyle back when we were young? Did you have to convince him to stop?"

“He had sword envy,” Hayate replies. “You know, he uses those little needles all the time, while I was using a big katana.” He nods sagely.

Then he chuckles. “I don’t know why he had the same hairstyle as me. But I do know that some people still have trouble telling us apart!”

[frogprinceus-a]

@asagao-onna​ [x]

"Oh, this is wonderful! I am thinking of one heroine for my novel. She will be as beautiful as you, as smart and talented as you. And maybe she will be as good in bed as you. She will be one of the main characters of my novel! "

[peepingtoad]

Not to distract you from your writing, but a question suddenly popped up in my mind. Has the so-called 'gallant Jiraiya' ever done a panty raid? Not judging, just curious...

impromptu asks || always accepting! || @asagao-onna

Panty raid? Now that’s pretty juvenile, even for him! Not that it means he actually occupies any sort of high ground on the matter. Of course not!

“Hmmmm. Well, there might have been one time back when I was a kid...”

“But it was more like a solo mission than a group effort. Sneaking into the ladies’ changing room at the bath house becomes a whole lot more risky when you increase the odds of being caught, especially if you don’t have skilled people on the job. But that’s where my Transparent Escape Technique came in! Amazing, really, the innovations I came up with as a child... But then again, I really did have a rather unquenchable curiosity with women's unmentionables...” 

(And yes, he is using the past tense here. Is it strictly accurate for him to do so? That’s for him to know.)

“I managed to sweep the place, of course! Alas, I found myself with nothing but an armful of granny panties to show for it, so it was hardly a fruitful endeavour. On the plus side or should I say plus size they proved very useful for signalling my surrender once I was chased down...”

“Speaking of granny panties though, heh—” He stifles a laugh behind his curled hand. “I did swipe Tsunade’s once, when she was relaxing—read: drunkenly snoozing—in a natural spring on one of our many necessary ‘breaks’ during a mission. I—perhaps not entirely sober myself—hung them on the highest branch of the tallest tree around, where they wafted majestically in the wind until she noticed—which took ages in itself!” He gives a hearty, fond laugh at the memory. “Not even war could stop us from getting up to all sorts of dumb stuff!”

Could never stop him from doing all sorts of dumb stuff, he should have said...

[ladytsunadehime]

🌟

The Positivity Meme // @asagao-onna

🌟 - I love seeing you on the dash! 

Ahhhhh thank you so much Caro!

[redlineoffate-moved]

🚿 [Orochimaru]

🚿- does my muse prefer to shower or bathe?

Orochimaru prefers a shower to a bath. He does not like to be in hot water for a long time. The shower helps him to relax and soothes his body when he is almost ready to select a new vessel.

[avengernomore]

M, Q, V?

Alphabet ask meme @asagao-onna

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.

Probably Shikamaru. I’m definitely a fan of just relaxing and napping. I’d just have to keep in mind that if I did get in the mood to do anything more energetic, he likely would not be the one to hang out with.

Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.

I tend not to join fandoms, in a sense. I usually just end up enjoying what I end up seeing rather than actively finding and following parts of a fandom, because there is always a toxic part to every fandom, and sometimes it’s impossible to avoid, even if you’re not part of that fandom. So I can’t really think of any fandom I’ve really abandoned, as such.

V - Which character do you relate to most?

I mean, that’s a tough question. Lots of different series with characters you’re meant to relate to. I guess one that immediately comes to mind is Neku Sakuraba from The World Ends With You. A little bit of him at the start, and a bit of him after he gets some character development.

[009720kakashi]

Take II

He was so messed up. Maybe he should not have fled the hospital so soon after all.His chakra was still pretty low, everything hurt and he was limping a little. But then…he really did not like hospitals. He could rest at home and if necessary go to the hospital for treatments right? No need to occupy a bed. Actually he had not even fled. He had left through the front door. No one had said a word…but then no one had been there. Well they knew where to find him. Before going home he should find himself something to eat though. Kakashi decided for Ramen to go…and despite his initial plan he also decided to have his lunch in the park. The weather was so nice. Unfortunately everyone thought so too. So when he reached the park it turned out to be really difficult to find a spot to sit. 

Eventually his gaze fell on Anko who had managed to conquer a very big and comfortable looking bench. Considering the way they had parted the last time he was not exactly certain she’d be thrilled to see him. For a second he considered to go home after all. It was ridiculous though. They were adults. She did not have to like him to share a park bench. Also she could refuse right? Kakashi went up to her and stopped in front of the bench.

“Uhm…do you mind?”  

[themxtleycrew]

@asagao-onna​

"Hey, it never hurts to grease the wheel!"

“Well, you don’t have to worry about greasing my wheels... okay, that came out wrong, but you know what I mean.” She hugged Anko’s arm.

[hisho-eisei-hei]

@asagao-onna​

She knows Anko loves her dangos, but she had to wonder if the jonin liked chocolate, whether that chocolate should be in the shape of a bunny or several eggs...

“At least I still have the bunny ears, so I’m sure she’ll be happy either way...”

[konohadaddies]

Should people be nervous to send you things at all?

goodness no! Send all the things! The worst that happens is I delete the asks. Well...unless you’re rude. If rude, expect sass back. But memes and asks and such that aren’t rude? I’ll either answer or delete them.

[shatteredxlookingxglass]

A and U for Dan

A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?)

Imagination is useful - and yes he does when he needs to. As far as toys/accessories are concerned, he considers such things better put to use with a partner.

U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?)

Dan is mostly a boxer-brief guy, but gladly switches things up for a lover, and on occasion himself. Pretty things, leather, he may or may not own a few.

[Dirty A-Z Headcanon ask game...]

[frogprinceus-a]

Gamakichi and Gamatatsu?

“Gamakichi. Gamatatsu is nice guy, but Gamakichi is more smart and take best Gamabunta qualities ”

[peepingtoad]

❓

Send ❓  and my muse will answer all questions honestly. || @asagao-onna

||—Does my muse trust yours?

“In most ways, yeah. I trust Anko enough to share some of my woes and know she’ll understand me... But a part of me doesn’t believe that she’d ever pick me over the one she really misses. It’s not like I’ve put any expectations on her or anything though, so it’s not a big deal. I don’t exactly set out to be anyone’s first choice.” 

||—Does my muse dislike yours?

“Not at all! A lot of her traits remind my of myself!”

||—Would my muse kill someone for yours?

“To protect her, yes. I don’t think she’d ask me to do so, but it’s hardly something I’m unused to.”

||—Would my muse kill your muse?

“Of course not!”

||—Would my muse save yours?

“I’d do everything I could to save her.” 

||—Does my muse find your muse attractive?

“It was hard not to, in that outfit!” 

||—Is my muse disgusted by yours? 

“Not in the slightest.”

||—Would my muse go on a date with your muse?  

“Like it hasn’t already happened? Not that it’d stop me from spoiling her more at her favourite tea house, heh.”

||—Would my muse kiss yours?

“As often as she’ll let me!”  

||—Would my muse betray yours?

“I’d hope I never do so knowingly, but a certain someone could throw a spanner in the works there. It might come to a point where I have to take decisive action... and would she see that as a betrayal? I guess it’s up in the air.”

My muse’s favourite thing about yours is... “Her energy and sense of fun!”

The thing my muse dislikes about yours is... “I wish she could let go. As much as it might seem hypocritical to say so, it’s different for me. It doesn’t eat me up in the same way. I can’t help but worry for her.”

[redlineoffate-a]

@asagao-onna​​ asked:  <3

Send “<3″ and I’ll make a ship moodboard of our muses!