#as the sign says man thats where ya smoke

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high effort shitpost is my specialty. comin in back hot with olga on the "they forced me to mow the lawn with the rest of the ETs" day

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Hiii i have a Javier Pena request if thats ok?🤍

I was wondering if you could do something where like Javi is a bit dismissive of the reader, but also not mean just ignores them or talks over them and they think he doesnt like them..

then shes on a mission and she gets injured and hes panicking back at the office. Shouting at steve to know where you are etc. then you come into the office like bruised and bloody and he rushes to you, protective. And he takes you to his and cleans you up, eventually leading to fluffy romantic smut and ending with cuddles and admitting his feelings for you

Scared Feelings

Pairings: Javier Peña x fem!reader

Genre: Angsty + Smut

Warnings: Blood, mentions of dying, cuts, wounds etc. MINORS DNI sex, cursing, naked, cum, you know the drill

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A/N: Ty for this lovely request! Enjoy! <3

You have been working with agent Peña and agent Murphy for some time. Ever since you three have been on with this Escobar case. This was probably the most serious and risk taking cases you have been on since you started working as a DEA agent. Murphy was a sweetheart around you, being a gentlemen and making sure you’re doing what you’re supposed to be doing. Javi on the other hand, let’s just say you guys don’t talk that much. You wouldn’t consider yourself friends. Sure you two greet each other but it’s very awkward and the tension is very sharp for no reason. Steve tried asking you what’s been the issue between you and Javi but you can’t seem to know why he doesn’t like you. You brush it off mostly, not wanting it to effect you so much.

It’s been months since you guys haven’t caught Escobar and everyone was getting frustrated.

“If we don’t find this son of a bitch, we all are going into a shithole.” Steve gritted out through his teeth.

“We tried everything, nothing. His guys are talking, what else is there to do. He’s too smart for us.” You said as you took a drag from your cigarette,

“Then we outta risk it.” Javi said making you and Steve turn to look at him,

“Then what? Have us die and make shit more complicated here?”

Javi scoffed at Steve’s remark, “This is our job Steve, we’re meant to risk our lives.” You said making Steve sigh, he ran a hand through his mess blonde locks as he shook his head. “Fuck it.”

You were assigned a mission downtown where apparently one of Escobar’s closet henchmen was meeting up with someone relative to Escobar. Unfortunately, Steve and Javi were ordered to stay back at the office and signal out radio stations to get any phone call information from Escobar. You assigned with other DEA agents, you just wished you were with Steve and Javi even though Steve was most likely better to be around in these types of situations. “Currently downtown, no signs of any suspicion yet.” You said over the Walkie-Talkie to Steve

“Copy that.”

“You think she can handle this?” Javi asked as he took a drag from his cigarette

“Of course she can, you think she can’t?”

Javi shrugged “Just saying, she’s never done it without us before.”

Steve smirked as he looked at his partner

“What?”

“You like her, don’t ya?

Javi choked on the smoke from his cigarette “The fuck? What’s your problem?”

Steve just wheezed as Javi was turning red “Aw, come on man, I know you do. Is that why you’re always quiet around her?”

Javi sighed as he leaned back in his chair giving Steve the finger “Shut the fuck up man.” Steve just shrugged as he continued to snicker making Javi grumble.

“He’s on the move.” You said into the Walkie-Talkie as you got out of the vehicle and crouched as you slowly made your way over to the guy, Steve jumped at your voice “Copy that kid, stay hidden.”

“On it.” You signaled the other agents to go in different directions and to follow your lead no matter what. You noticed the guy giving the dude some clear bag with something in it. You couldn’t tell what. “Target in sight.”

“See? Piece of cake for her.” Javi rolled his eyes as him and Steve continued on getting any radio signal but also keeping the lookout for you. You were about to stand up but to only feel someone yank you to the ground. You yelped in surprise as you tried to fight back. Apparently you were tricked. The guy had more of Escobar’s henchmen surrounding the area you were at watching. “I’m down! It’s a trap!” You managed to say in the Walkie-Talkie while confusing to get the guy off of you. Javi’s eyes widened at that as Steve stood up grabbing the Walkie-Talkie. “Y/N! Hey! Kid! What’s going on!” You didn’t have time to answer as you were struggling with some guy on top of you with a gun.

“Perra estúpida, ¿crees que nos engañaste?” Stupid bitch, you think you outsmarted us? The guy said while punching you in the stomach making you yelp in pain, you tried to grab his fist but he was much more stronger than you. You quickly grabbed the Walkie-Talkie trying to respond back to Steve

“Send backup! Send backup!” You yelled as the man grabbed the Walkie-Talkie as started hitting you in the head with it before breaking it.

“Y/N! Hey! Y/N answer me! Shit!” Steve quickly got up to and ran to his and Javi’s office to grab his gun

“The fuck is happening?” Javi asked while also grabbing his gun

“She’s in trouble, it was a trap.”

“Fuck.” Javi said quietly, him and Steve exited the office was about to exit the building when Messina blocked their way

“And where do you think you two are going?”

“Y/N is in trouble boss, she needs backup.”

“I will take care of that, you two aren’t going anywhere.”

“Are you fucking kidding me?” Messina gave Javi a look

“Yes I am Agent Peña. We need you two signaling in the radio room right now.”

“But Y/N is in serious trouble right now Messina.” Steve said as he was getting frustrated knowing you were in danger.

“I understand that agent Murphy, but we are sending backup right now. I ordered you both a job, correct?”

Javi shook his head as he sighed “Yes Ma’am.” Messina nodded her hand

“Fantastic.” She dismissed them both as they walked back to the radio room.

“Fucking bullshit, she’s in trouble right now and she isn’t doing shit to help her. Fuck!” Javi slammed his gun down on the table harshly as he bounced his leg,

“Javi, calm down. Y/N is a strong one.”

“Anything could happen to her Steve.”

Steve gave Javi this look, “Who Are you and what you have with Javier Peña?”

“Fuck, I don’t have time for this Steve.”

Steve bit down a smile “Knew you liked her man.” He whispered knowing Javi couldn’t hear him.

“Ah!” You yelped as the guy that was broke your Walkie-Talkie slammed you into a wall. Where is Steve? Where is Javi? You kept thinking they weren’t coming. Tears were clouding your vision, you never been in this type of situation before for any mission you were assigned.

“Suéltame pedazo de mierda!” Let go of me you piece of shit! Your nose was bleeding as well as the side of your head from being pushed down in the cement of the sidewalk, you had bruises everywhere. The tears started to fall as you prayed for someone to save you. You jumped at every gunshot that rang around your surroundings, event DEA agent that was working with you was either dead or saving themselves. The guy grabbed you by the throat as he began to block your airway. You gasped for air as you grabbed onto the hand that was around your throat, punching at him to the best of your ability.

“Hora de morir perra DEA.” Time to die DEA bitch his other hand reached down to his gun as he aimed it towards your temple.Your heart was racing as you thought about the last seconds of living, you closed your eyes as the tears began to fall harder “Please…” you gasped out as you felt the coolness of the gun stick harder into your head when all of a sudden a long bang rang through your ears. You body jolted as you felt to ground. Blood splattered all over you as you froze. The guy was laying dead with a gunshot to his head. Your breathing was uneven as you couldn’t process what just happened. You heard the sirens and saw flashing lights appear to view. More DEA agents were sent as they were helping you and the others settle everything. One of them helped you into another car to drive you back to the station. You were shaking the whole and couldn’t even speak with how traumatized you were from the scene.

Javi was pacing around the office while Steve watched him. Javi went through at least two packs of cigarettes in the last few hours. That’s how scared he was for you. He couldn’t even believe he was showing how much he cares about you.

“Dude she’s fine. I’m sure she’s ok-

“How the fuck do you know that Murphy?” Javi snapped at him as his hands started to shake, “it’s been three fucking hours since we heard anything. You call that okay?”

“Javi, the more you think this, the worse it becomes for you.” “I need to know if she’s safe or not or so help me—

he was interrupted by the door opening, he jolted up to see Messina. “We got her.”

Javi and Steve sprinted to the entrance of the office to see you wrapped in a blanket all hurt and scared. You looked up at the two men with tears falling down your face and your bottom lip trembling. “Gosh kid.” Steve muttered as he was the first to pull you into a tight hug and he rubbed your back and shushed your whimpers to calm you down.

“I-I’m sorry, I-I didn’t know—

“Stop. It’s not your fault. None of this is Y/N.” He gave your shoulders a squeeze as gave you a small smile as you sniffled. You then turned to Javi who had a worried look on his face. Your smile faded as you looked into his brown eyes. He walked up to you slowly before he wrapped his arms around you as he hugged you as well. You body tightened as you froze. Javi never hugged you before.

“I’m glad you’re okay cariño.” He whispered into your ear making sure Steve and the others didn’t hear him. Your body relaxed in his touch as you hid your smile in his chest as you hugged him back. You both pulled away after a few seconds as you gave Javi and Steve a smile making them smile back at you. You all turned towards the entrance as you watched all the men that attacked in handcuffs be sent away into rooms. You felt the heavy weight on your shoulders release knowing that you were safe. Steve was first one to break the silence.

“Well, it’s time for me to head home. Got a wife and kid to deal with.” He said with a snicker making you smile.

“Tell Connie I said hi.”

Steve nodded as he brought you into one last hug for tonight

“If you need anything, you call me. Anything.”

You nodded at Steve as kissed his cheek as a way of saying thank you. Steve smiled as he squeezed your shoulder as a way of saying bye before waving off Javi and telling him about seeing him tomorrow. Now it was just you and Javi. You swayed around as you looked at your fingers. Too shy to start conversation.

“So you heading home or…”

you jumped lightly at his suddenly voice before looking up at him.

“Oh, um I walked here this morning. I’m fine with walking my apartment isn’t far—

“Like hell you’re walking home after what just happened. Come I’ll take you.” You didn’t have a chance to respond as you shrugged before grabbing your things from your desk before walking up to Javi.

“This isn’t my apartment Jav.” You looked out the window to see his and Steve’s apartment, he turn off the car before stepping out and helping you.

“I know, just figured you needed a drink after tonight. Besides I have stuff to help your wounds and shit.”

You couldn’t help but feel your cheeks tingle at that face that he wants to help you. You didn’t say anything before walking up to him as he lead the way to his apartment. You both made it to his floor as he got out his door keys before opening up the door. He stepped to the side as he gave you a small smile ��Ladies first.” You giggled as you stepped into his dark apartment

“Why thank you kind sir.” You teased back making Javi chuckle a bit. You looked around his apartment. “Nice apartment.”

“It’s nothing.” You sat down on his couch as he went to the kitchen to get you a drink. You winced as you felt your bruises becoming worse. You sort of forgot about them. Javi came back with a glass of whiskey. You thanked him as he set his own drink down before going down the hall. You drank the strong liquor in silence as you enjoyed the strong bitter taste. You licked your lips as you set the cup back down as Javi came back with a first aid kit. “Javi, I’m fine really. You don’t need to do all of this.” He shook his head

“I know, I just feel like it’s best to see you in good hands rather than suffering.” He sat next to you as he grabbed out a few cotton ball and peroxide. You sighed before nodding

“Thank you.”

“No need to thank me cariño.”

Cariño

Something about that name made butterflies appear in your stomach and your cheeks became all red.

You winced as the peroxide was stinging your open wound that was on your cheek. “Sorry.” Javi said as he quickly cleaned up the cut

“It’s okay.”

He set a bandaid on your cheek before giving you a soft smile “You’re all patched up.” You smiled, happy that it was over.

“Wow Javi. Maybe you should be in the medical field instead.” You teased as he shook his head while chuckling. You watched him as he put away the first aid and came back with more whiskey. You watched him fill up both of your cups with golden brown liquid as he took out his cigarette packs. He lit one up as he laid back. You both sat in silence for a while before you spoke up. “Javi?” He hummed in response, you sighed as you felt your heart appear in your throat. “How come you never spoken to me?” Javi felt his heart skip a beat as he looked at you, it caught him off guard. So you did notice it. He thought to himself. He set down his cigarette on the ash tray as he rubbed his hands together.

“Listen. It was nothing about me being against you. No hate towards you or anything like that. It’s just… ever since you came around, I’ve felt nervous being around you.” You gave him a frown making him panic “Not in a bad way, it’s just— fuck— you make me feel these types of things I never experienced before.” Your eyes went wide as you felt your heart tighten,

“W-what do you mean.” Javi sighed as he felt himself getting hot and sweaty. It’s now or never.

“I have these feelings around you. Like deep feelings.” You mouth went dry as you understood what Javi was saying, you swallowed.

“You like me?” Javi looked down as he rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment.

“Yes.” He said quietly but for you to still hear, you froze. “I’m sorry if you felt like I didn’t like you or seemed disrespectful around you. I was just nervous about messing up around you and you thinking I was some dick or something.” You but your lip as you tried to hide the smile appearing on your lips watching him ramble on. “Steve was teasing me about liking you and shit. I’m just a dick for telling you earlier I’m sorr— you cut Javi off as you grabbed the side of his face as smashed your lips on his. It caught Javi off guard as he made a surprised noise and tensing up. He then was brought back down to earth before he relaxed as he wrapped his arms around you to pull you closer. You sighed as your hands traveled to his hair as he cupped your face bringing your face closer and deeper. Javi groaned as you moaned lightly. You both pulled for air but not enough to where your lips were still touching. You both were panting as you both looked into each other’s eyes.

“Was that enough to answer?” You said as Javi chuckled. You leaned your forehead on his as he started to slowly kiss down your neck.

“Hmmm, I don’t know cariño. I think I still don’t understand. Maybe you should show me.” He growled as he started to nip at your neck making you jolt and whine slowly. You crawled into his lap as you started to grind your hips on his already hard cock. Javi groaned as he yanked off his shirt and pants and helping you out of yours. His mouth watered as he stared at your bra. He looked up at you with permission making you nod as you continued to grind on him and moaning.

Javi’s hands were shaking in excitement as he took off your bra with one hand. You looked at him with wide eyes as he smirked at your expression. “Javier you naught menace. How in the hell do you know how to do that?” You nipples hardened at the cool air,

“I may have some experience.” You shook your head as he chuckled lowly. He continued to kiss down your neck before trying to find your sweet spot. You moaned as you rain your fingers through his hair. Hickeys and bite marks scattered all over your neck. Your body jolted as you yelped. “Mmm found it.” You cum right then and there as Javi helped you roll your hips on his hard bulge.

“Javi.”

“What’s wrong baby?”

“N-need you.” Javi chuckled

“Oh you need me?” You nodded as you watched him move down to your tits. You moaned a bit louder as he started to squeeze each tit like a stressing hall. “Words baby.” You whined

“Yes, I-I need you Javi.” He smirked as he continued to play with your boobs. He leaned down as he brought a nipple in his mouth “Oh fuck, Javi.” You moaned as he swirled his tongue over the hardening bud.

“Beautiful. The most beautiful tits ever baby. Gosh, you’re so fucking hot.” You felt yourself getting more wet at his praising.

“Oh fuck! Javi!” You yelped as Javi switched positions with you. You were now laying on the couch as Javi hovered over you. He leaned down as he smashed his lips on yours. You both moaned as you both were grinding your hips together.

“Bet that pussy of yours is all wet for me.” You furrowed your eyes-brows as you nodded at him making him smirk. “Bet you want me to fucking eat you out till your screaming my name Hm?” You quickly nodded at him

“Please Javi, I-I want you to eat my pussy. Please baby I’ll do anything.”

“Good girl begging like the good princess you are.” He leaned down to kiss you as he shoved his tongue in your mouth. You moaned as you wrapped your tongue around his. Spit coming out on the sides of your mouth as your teeth were clanking with his form how rough your make out was. Javi released the kiss as he started to kiss down your body. You shivered from his kisses as he praised you with words

“So beautiful, so sexy, you’re all mine cariño. All.Fucking.Mine.” He growled as he got lower, he kissed around your belly making you whimper as he got to your thighs. Your thugs started to shake making Javi hold them as he kissed your inner thighs so slowly making you squirm.

“Javi please, d-don’t tease me.”

“But where’s the fun in that baby?” He continued to tease you for a while before he started to go to where you needed him most. Your body started to shake from excitement. Javi licked his lips as he admired your lacy panties. He dragged a finger over your lips making you jolt, he then slowly started to rub your clot through your underwear.

“Oh! Fuck!” Javi licked his lips

“Gosh you’re so fucking sexy squirmy for me like a pathetic slut aren’t you mi amor?” You felt butterflies coming in your stomach at the nickname. He then leaned down to press the softest kiss to your clit making you cry out. He dove his nose into your slit as he inhaled your scent. He groaned. “Gosh you smell so good and sweet baby. You want me to taste you?” You nodded quickly making him chuckle. “Don’t worry baby, I will be tasting you.” In a split second he ripped off your underwear. You didn’t even care at this point. He didn’t give you a warning before he dove into your pussy. You moaned so loud it echoed around the living room. Your fingers dove into his messy locks as you grinder on his face.

“Oh shit! Oh my god. Javi you’re so good. Oh my god- baby!” Javi hummed into your pussy as he entered in two fingers into your slit. He then started to kiss your clit multiple times before he sucked on it. Hard. You felt yourself get dizzy as you felt your orgasm coming.

“Shit baby, the most wettest, most beautiful pussy. You gonna come cariño?”

“Yes! Fuck yes!” He felt You tightened around his fingers. He started to finger you more faster as he continued to suck on your clit.

“Let go for me baby. Cum all over my face.”

Your legs shook as your fingers yanked into his locks. Your eyes rolled back into your head as you saw white.The coil in your tummy snapped as you felt your orgasm wash over you. Javi helped you ride out your high as he continued to kitten lick your clit and slit. You jolted as he continued to lick your clit. You whimpered as you pulled him from the back of his neck back to your face, you smashed your lips on him making him groan. You whined as you tasted yourself on him, you plunged your tongue into his mouth making him growl as he cupped your face. You both pulled away with a string of spit connecting your lips. Your hands were reaching down to take his cock out of his boxers, he then stopped you as he grabbed your wrist gently before shaking his head as he smiled at you. “Not tonight baby, I need to be inside you.” You whined as you smirked at him before pecking his lips twice. You laid back down only making him shake his again. You gave him a frown. “I want you to ride me baby.” You felt butterflies again at his low tone making you smile before nodding at him. You quickly got on his lap as you wrapped your arms around his neck. You admired how toned and sort of buff he was. You smiled as you started to touch his shoulders and biceps making him chuckle. “You like what you see cariño?” You giggled as you kissed his neck

“Never realized how strong you were Javi.” Javi smirked at you as he aligned his cock to your entrance. His hands were on your hips as you stared into his eyes. Him staring back at you.

“You ready?” He asked quietly as you nodded, he nodded with you as he slowly started to sink into you. Your body jolted at the feeling before you let out a surprised moan. Javi groaned as his grip tightened on your hips. “Oh fuck, you’re so tight mi amor.”

“O-oh, fuck— Javi, you’re so big.” He chuckled as he helped you move your hips slowly.

“Feels good baby?” You nodded as you started to bounce on his cock, “Need words cariño.” You whined

“Y-yes Javi, feels so good. Fuck! Don’t stop.”

“I’ll never stop. Never.” He growled as he kissed and sucked on your neck. Your bouncing got faster as Javi moved your hips. Your fingers tugging onto his hair. You felt hot and sweaty. You’re moaning got louder as so did Javi’s.

“Fuck! I’m gonna cum. I’m gonna fucking cum. Can I cum inside you mi amor?” Javi groaned out. You looked down at him as you started to feel tears form in your eyes from the overstimulation. You nodded your head rapidly.

“Please!please! Please cum inside me Javi! I wanna feel your cum.” Javi smashed his lips on yours hard as he helped you grind harder and faster on his dick. Your moaning picked up as the tears fell down your red cheeks. Javi slapped your ass making you jump.

“Cum with me baby. Fucking cum.” You cried out as your body started to shake. Your mouth was open with no sound coming out. You both paused your movements before you both moaned and groaned together. Your bodies started to shake uncontrollably. Javi groaned loud and deep in your neck as you wrapped your arms around his neck to bring him closer.

“Oh shit, mmmm fuck.” You moaned out, Javi panted in your neck as his hands rubbed your back.

“Shit.” Javi muttered out. Your legs felt like jello as you stayed wrapped in his arms with his cock still in you. You kissed Javi’s temple as you ran your fingers through his hair to calm him down. You’re bodies all sticky and hot. Javi then pulled out of you making you whine at the loss of contact and making Javi whimper at the coolness hitting him. He jolted as he calmed his breathing down. He reached over to grab his pack of cigarettes before lighting one up. He laid down with you on his chest. You sighed as you stared up at him, admiring his bare chest and him smoking. You both laid there in silence. You rested your head on his chest as you relaxed at the sound of his heartbeat.

“Javi?”

“What’s wrong cariño?” His voice rumbled through his chest making it vibrate. You looked up at him to see him staring back at you. It only made you smile.

“Nothing. Just… does this mean something?” Javi exhaled a fog of smoke as he gave you a smile

“What do you think mi amor?”

“I’m assuming maybe?” You teased making him roll his eyes at you before chuckling. You chuckled back as you sat up to be closer to him. You took the cigarette from his hand as you inhaled, you stared into his eyes as you exhaled. Javi hummed as he cupped your face. You finished the cigarette before placing it on the ashtray.

“You are something, you know that?” You shrugged at him as you played with his hair,

“I’ve been told.” Javi smiled at you before pulling your face closer to his as you both shared a loving, long kiss. You sighed as you wrapped your arms around his neck, him wrapping his around your back. You both continued the kiss as you snuggled into his warm embrace. Slowly falling asleep in each other’s touch.

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A FAMILIAR FACE PART 1

CONTINUEING!.

Harumo:Who was that guy?

That was the last question you muttered before falling asleep and dreaming about stuff, however, this time, its different your dreaming about the time where you’ve met that stranger when you were with Ryota at the shopping street, there you could see the stranger dressed with a black jacket and blue shorts,you thought you could finally see the stranger’s true face, however the image you’re being shown is only what your mind have captured and the stranger’s face appears black being covered by its hoodie, 

Harumo:Oh c’mon!, even here i couldn’t even see it.....Why am i so determined to see this person?

With your curiosity intact while asleep,you struggled to sleep as you move around in your bed making a lot of creaking noises while the night passes by hopefully those noises won’t wake up anybody, 

{NEXT DAY}

Its another day at Shinjuku Academy, the place where both transients and students of Tokyo are educated and taken care off, The summoners are in Class E chatting like the usual friends they and Kengo being shouted by Shiro for sitting on top of table,Ryota tells the others about what they did back at the shopping street of Shinjuku Park and you happen to have just arrived.

Harumo: Morning Guys!

Shiro: Good Morning Harumo, you look well today.

Kengo: How you doin partner.

Moritaka: Good Morning to you too Harumo, 

Ryota: Morning Harumo!.

Toji: Good Morning to you too.

Harumo: Looks like i made it in time for the first time guys.

Shiro: Indeed, did you have a good sleep?

Harumo: Nope!, I couldn’t stop thinking about that stranger yesterday.

Kengo: What,did you guys fought or something?

Ryota: Oh yeah! When we were running in the shopping street, i accidentaly bump into someone, 

Moritaka: I see, It appears you are not hurt Ryota.

Ryota: Nah, im fit as a feedle,its a good thing it wasn;t that serious.

Shiro: Im glad to hear that, but next time be careful when go running around in crowded areas.

Kengo: You know, your starting to sound like my mom, 

Shiro: i think you mean as a responsible adult. 

Kengo:*mutter* A boring one to be honest.

Shiro: What was that?!

Ryota: Anyway, Guys!, you have got to try Ebisu’s rainbow buns,they are the best buns you could have ever tasted!

Moritaka:Who’s Ebisu?

Ryota: Oh, He’s one of the stall vendors at shopping district, Harumo is actually friends with him. Man you guys were missing out on the deliciousness those buns where giving.

Moritaka: For Ryota to praise someone’s pastry so much, must mean that those Rainbow Buns must be really delicious.. maybe I’ll join you today,is that okay Ryota? 

Ryota:Yay!, Moritaka is coming! Always,the more the merrier they say, how about that Harumo?

Harumo: With the two of you,its going to get really fun.

Moritaka:Im grateful for you acceptance. 

Ryota: How about you guys? wanna come along?

Shiro:Im terribly sorry,I have after school cooking classes today, maybe next time then.

Kengo:No can do Ryota, i have an important sparring match today.

Toji: I also can’t come as well, because, i was tasked to guard the shrine today. My apologies.

 Harumo; AWWW, I really want to spend time with you all.

Shiro; Im terribly sorry, I’ll be sure to come with you next time.

Kengo:Yeah me too.

Toji; Maybe next time then.

Ryota:All right then, its just going to be the three of us.

Harumo and Moritaka:Yeah!

Three of you are going to be hanging today and Mr Jinn has finally arrived and is now about to start his class and the next class and so. Yup a normal school day, You go on with your studies,unknowing about the events that are going to happen.

[After 6 hours}

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS}

Class has finally ended, you’ve finally have some room to stretch your arms from the long period of sitting on your chair, 

Harumo: Ah, my shoulders are starting to get tense,

Ryota:Yay!, im so excited to go the shopping area again, are you excited Moritaka?

Moritaka:Well, off course, nothing is much more excitable than going out with your friends. 

Shiro: I have to go the economics room for my cooking class, see you later everyone.

Kengo: Man, all that sitting around made my shoulders hurt, gotta get some warm up then, see ya.

Toji: I’ll be leaving now, Good luck!

Harumo: See you later Guys!.

Ryota:Okay guys lets meet up infront of the school after we put in our bags at the dorms.

Moritaka:All right Ryota, I’ll see you two later then,

Harumo: See you guys later!

{Dorm Room}

You’ve arrived at your dorm room, put down your bag at the side and took a quick lie down on your bed facing the ceiling, you reminence about whether you are going to meet that stranger again. caught up in your thoughts your butler make his entrance.

{Ring flashes}

Lil Salomon: Hello Master!, Oh,you seem to be lost in thought. 

Harumo: Yeah, i keep on thinking about that that guy we met.

Lil Salomon: You mean the stranger that you and Ryota met at the shopping area?

Harumo: Yes.

Lil Salomon: Hmm, laying down won’t do anything Master, C’mon your friends are probably waiting for you.

Harumo: Oh, yeah thanks for reminding me. 

Lil Salomon: Thats my job as your butler Master,toodles.

You changed your clothes and wore casual clothes and went towards Shinuku Park where your supposed to be meeting, 

{BLACK SCREEN}

[DARK ALLEY}

The dark alley”s of Shinjuku is the favorite meeting spot of several criminals whether its transactions or  place to hang out, In one the alleies is one particular transient that is one to feared off, He is a guy of great strength, heartless intent, and a cold one. is seen laying down on a beaten couch snoring loudly, 

Once a comfy slumber, now turn into a hellish reality to him, as a bunch of strangers not knowing the danger they’re waiking towards.

Thug: Hey idiot, this is our turf! get lost!

Stranger:*Snoring* 

Thug 2: Looks like this runt needs a wake up call.

Thug 3: Heh, How about we bash his head on then.

The trio of idiots did not know who they were messing with as they laugh at the sleeping stranger with the intent to put him in slumber forever....

However....

Stranger: Hey,...... Thanks for the suggestion.

 Thug 1: What the......

The thug quickly had his head smacked on the stone floor, with the sudden emergence of the stranger now with a malicious grin, the other thugs could only watched in surprise as they could not register what just transpired infront of them. With a blink of an eye the other thug who was beside had his entire body thrown in the garbage pile,

Thug 3: H-hey..wHAT the hell is happening!? ,who are you?..

Panicked and fearing for what the stranger is going to do to him,a cold voice whispered to his ear and soon after, the unlucky guy ,was flung towards at a wall knocked out.

Stranger: Psst, Pathethic,man they really ruined my sleep,*yawn* it was getting good. 

Not soon after his stomach released a rumbling sound.

Stranger: I haven’t eaten in a while, maybe i should go get something from the shopping area at the Park. 

{END OF SCENE}

{Outside area of Shinjuku Park} 

You have arrived at a traffic stop and across it is your destination, Shinjuku Park, hom your friends are currently waiting for you at the food area, you are waiting for the traffic light to turn green as you wait the timer on it decreases over time, 

Harumo: What the...

You see an orange cat infront of you, when suddenly..

Harumo: Im not gonna make it...

You hurried towards the cat,that is about to be run over by a truck, everything turned slow as you see the truck getting closer and you aren’t even close to saving the poor creature from its painful death,

 A shadow appeared fast infront of you and saved the cat infront of you,however as soon as you get your bearings back,you only saw a cat running towards you,even though you didn’t save it in time,but the worked of a mysterious stranger who’s movements are so fast they appear to be inhuman.

Harumo: What...just happened? 

You realized, that was the same stranger from before and just disappeared infront of you. went on to search for him and looking left and right for him but you only see passerbies.

Harumo: What the....Where did he go? 

To no signs of him everywhere,you went on with your day and made it towards your destination.

{Shinjuku Park}

Ryota and Moritaka are sitting a bench constantly waiting for their friend to arrived and Ryota”s stomach is starting to rumble fom all the waiting and constant seeing the food placed on the passerby’s hands with its smell wafting through the air.

Harumo: Sorry guys! im late.

Ryota: You’ve made it!

Moritaka: There you are.

Ryota: Im so hungry, and seeing everyone with delicious food in their hands makes me drool.

Moritaka: Holy cow! Ryota i didn’t even notice the drool on the bench!

Ryota: That just means im very hungry, C’mon lets go.

Harumo: Right with you.

Ryota quickly dashes towards the shopping area and starts looking at the delicious food they have in stock,one by one,Ryota dashes from one store to another with inhuman speed like he isn’t affected by his hunger a moment ago. 

Moritaka: Ryota, would you please slow down?, you’re dashing everywhere.

Ryota: Heheh, sorry,...Oh,how about we go to Ebisu’s shop, i think they should be open right about now. Lets go.

Harumo: Woah! slow down, you don’t want to bump into someone again don’t you?.

Ryota: Oh yeah, sorry, Lets waik then.

Moritaka: I could never figure out,how much energy Ryota has.

{Ebisu”s stall}

Ebisu: Hi guys, its so nice to see you two again.

Harumo: HI Ebisu, 

Ryota: Heya Ebisu, I would like you to meet my friend Moritaka here.

Moritaka: Its an honor to meet you Ebisu, my name is Moritaka Shino Inuzuka i hope we could be great friends.

Ebisu: Nice to meet you Moritaka, Im Ebisu im one of the Seven Lucky Gods.

Ryota: Wait, you’re a God? 

Moritaka: Holy smokes, to think im actually meeting a God!

Ebisu: Uhm, guys.... i just inherited the memories of one of the seven luckly Gods.

Ryota: Thats still a big deal.

Ebisu: It really isn’t. ....Anyway what are you buying?

Ryota: 10 rainbow buns please!.

Moritaka: My word Ryota!, are you really eating that much?

Ryota: Don’t worry I’ll share with you guys.

Ebisu: Comin right up. Please wait a moment a please.

As you wait patiently for Ebisu’s rainbow buns, you look around the area and see a lot of people comin in and out of the area and buying delicious food, everyone in the vicinity is either seen eating takoyaki, holding a lot of bags full of food,Ryota’s nose is moving like a hound on a hunt for prey as he faces a stall with delicious fried chicken and another stall with squid on a stick.All of this different kinds of cuisine is seen one place as the smells of different foods mixed together wafting the air you currently breath and could not help but tingle your taste buds even you aren’t tasting anything, the smell alone is enough to make Ryota drool.

Moritaka: So..Many different smells coming into my nose, ,,Ahh im practicly drooling over the scents.

Ryota: I know right, we’re going to try every last one of them.

Harumo: Lets hope we brought enough money for it. 

Ebisu: All right 10 rainbow buns, order up! 

Ryota: OOOHHH! It smells so delicous Ebisu, 

Ebisu: Hehehe, Thanks for coming by, hope you come back again.

Harumo: Im going to miss you Ebisu.

Ebisu: Eh, Uhm Im going to miss you too Harumo.

Ryota: See you later Ebisu!

Moritaka: I hope we could meet again someday Ebisu, bye bye.

Ebisu: See you later Ryota! i also hope to see you again Moritaka, bye bye

Waving at Ebisu and waiking around while eating the delicous rainbow buns Ryota bought, Moritaka could not help but be in aww about how delicious it was. 

Moritaka: This rainbow buns are really delicious especially the green one. It taste like tea.

Ryota: Yeah, here,try this orange one, i bet it taste just like oranges or peaches.

Moritaka: *chewing sound* Mmmm, It taste exactly like oranges, here would like to taste it also Harumo?

Harumo: Only if you feed it to me.

Moritaka: Oh, okay then,, say ahh.

Harumo:Ahhhh * chewing sound*.........MMMMM it taste just like oranges, this is delicous.

Ryota: I think i should have a go with this white one. 

Moritaka: What do you think it would taste like? 

Ryota: One way to find out, Itadikimasu! * chewing sound*

Ryota swallows the bun and takes a second of silence, 

Harumo: Uhm...Ryota? 

Moritaka: Ryo-

Ryota: ITS DELICIOUS! 

Moritaka: Ahh, Ryota you surprised me, What did it taste like.

Ryota: Its White chocolate, and its so creamy!

Harumo: Really?!, Can i try it? 

Ryota: Sure, here you go. 

Harumo: All right down the hatch you g-

{SCREAM]

As you are about to enter a world of flavor, you were interrupted by a sudden scream from a woman, and quickly hurried over to check it out. 

Moritaka: There! 

Harumo: Hey stop!

You discovered a blue bearlike transient with a knife on its hands and threatening someone,  and when they saw you and Moritaka with a sword on his back, the robber immediately turns to take the poor lady hostage. 

Robber: Now you stay back!, Or else i’ll cut her throat out!.

Ryota: *gasping for air* hey guys i made it and Whoah! 

Harumo: You better stop this right now! 

Robber: Oh, how about make me then punk! 

Moritaka who was about to draw out his blade, noticed by the robber he immediately step back with the hostage using her as a human shield, The people behind him are steping back as they fear it could only worsen the situation. confident in his ploy, the robber tries to demand money from eveyone,    

Unfortunately with his head turned around and not noticing the chubby guy infront of him, 

Harumo: Take this! 

With no hesitation, you runned towards the robber and did a powerful punch to his face, all the barehand training you recieved from Kengo seems to be quite useful in this types of situations, the robber startled and confused from the blow lost grip from his prey.

Robber: Tha,,,,darn kid! 

He angrily tries to flee as you chase him,seemingly unable to grab him,one person appeared out of nowhere and suddenly knee kick the robber to the stomach and with the sheer force from his attack,the robber could not be atleast 10 meters away. 

Harumo: What the.. this speed...i’ve seen it before.

You’ve met face to face with the stranger from before and it appears his also the one whom you have met the other the day, Yes, the mysterious stranger whom you have met with Ryota the other day. has now appeared infront of you again and this time,Ryota didn’t bump him. 

Stranger: Really doesn’t know what the consequences are. 

Harumo: Wait! you’re that guy from before.

Stranger: Huh, who the hell are you supposed t- What the hell!

Harumo: Huh?

The stranger who was wearing the same black hoodie as before and its covering his face and its shocked to see you as if he saw something phenomenal. 

Stranger: Why do you?

Harumo: Do i know you from somewhere?

Stranger: Thats my question, Who the hell are you? 

Harumo: I ask you first. 

Stranger: Heh, well if you wanna know then....*shows his face*

Harumo: What the.....Why do you

Stranger: My name is.........

Reitan

Everything felt silent to you as you processed the image your eyes are sending to you as you couldn’t believe the person infront of you. 

Harumo: Why do you....Look like me?

[fiftyshadesgrl]

This is part one of a brantley gilbert series im working on. Hope everyone enjoys it.

Is this the wrong thing to do? After everything that went down between me and Brantley, should I really be doing a meet and greet with him? The last time we were in a room together a lot of words were said and our relationship ended. I thought we were going to last forever. We were engaged, I was planning a wedding while Brantley was drinking himself into a early grave. As I pull up to the venue my hands start sweating and I seriously think about backing out, but he has sure come a long way and I just want him to know that I am proud of him.

45 minutes later

Its my turn next in the meet and greet. All of the fans stand behind a curtain until it is our turn. Security motions for me to head out to see Brantley. I take a deep breath and realize its now or never. I walk from around the curtain and Brantleys eyes go wide. "(Y/N), is that you?" I smile and nod, he opens his arms and grabs me. This feels so good, just like it used to. His strong arms is what made me feel safe. I sigh and start to tear up but then I pull away.

He smiles and eyes me up and down. "(Y/N), youre the last person I thought would walk around that curtain."

I place my hand on the side of his face and wish things were different. "I just wanted to come and tell you how proud I am of you."

"Well darlin, you couldve called." He says with a sigh. I cant believe Im standing here in front of him. Those blue eyes just peer into my soul. My heart skips a beat when I hear his songs on the radio. Sometimes I feel like some of them has been written just for me.

Security tells Brantley they need to wrap up the meet and greet. Brantley looks annoyed but he has a show to put on and many fans that he cant let down.

We get our picture taken and then he turns to me. He grabs my hands in his, "do you have a backstage pass?" I shake my head and say, "no just vip."

He called his manager over and whispered something in his ear. His manager produced a backstage pass. Brantley took it from him and handed it to me. "Here darlin, you can watch from backstage and then we can hang out afterwards."

I shook my head, "Brantley I cant accept this. I dont want you doing me favors."

He placed it around my neck. "Then this is a favor for me. Please I really want to talk to you after the show."

How could I say no to him. He really looked sincere and there is some things that I could get off my chest after the show. So I nod and he has the biggest smile on his face. "Thank you (Y/N). It really means alot to me."

"Youre welcome." I go to hug him and he surprises me by kissing me on my forehead. His manager leads me to Brantleys dressing room. "Make yourself at home honey."

"Thank you. Is it alright if I smoke in here?" I ask showing him my pack of cigarettes. He chuckles, "BG is like a chimney. Ash tray is on the table. Drinks and snacks are in the other room if you want anything. If you need anything else just holler."

I nod and light my cigarette as he walks out the door. Its really nice in here. A big leather couch is against one wall right across is a mirror with lights around it. A chair sits in front of it but Brantley doesnt seem the type to need makeup to go on stage. I put my cigarette out in the ash tray and sit back in the couch. It feels like a cloud. I look around trying to find something to occupy me, I flip through my phone. I snap a picture and send it to my best friend with a text saying 'guess i get to go backstage.'

He sends a text back saying 'be careful. Dont let him hurt you again.' I roll my eyes and shut my phone off. I get up and decide to go get something to drink. When I open the door Brantley is on the other side, I think he was giving hisself a pep talk before coming in. He looks worried, "youre not bolting already are you?"

I shake my head. "No, I was going to get something to drink." He sighs like he is glad that I wasnt leaving.

"You mind if I come with you?" He asks shyly.

"Of course not. This is all for you anyways."

We walk down the hall to the room that has the sign catering on the door. He holds the door open for me and as I enter his hand brushes mine. I feel the sparks way down deep and I know he does too.

After we enter the room I grab a water and he gets a plate of food and a tea. The room is quite crowded and noisy. He looks at me and asks, "wanna go back to the dressing room?" I shrug and mouth its up to you. He nods towards the door and I follow him. He pushes the door open and holds it for me.

When we get back to the dressing room he plops down on the couch and puts his feet up on the table. I sit down on the other end of the couch and he looks like he is affended. "What are you doing all the way down there darlin? I aint gonna bite ya."

I smile and scoot closer to him. I take a sip of my water and light another cigarette. I smoke alot when Im stressed or nervous.

"Wheres your food darlin?" He asks looking at my bottle of water.

"Oh, um." I look down at my hands. "Im not hungry."

He shakes his head, "no, I aint having it. Youre gonna eat. Here take my plate Ill go get some more."

Before I could say anything he placed his plate in my lap and was already out the door. I really wasnt hungry. My nerves were getting the best of me and my stomach was in knots.

Brantley came back in a few minutes later with two huge plates of food. I raised my eyebrows at him as he sat down. "You dont expect me to eat that do you Brantley?"

He shook his head, "no one plate for me and the desserts are for both of us."

I picked at my food as we talked about old times and before I knew it they were calling him for the show. He grabbed my hand and pulled me up from the couch.

"Come on (Y/N), you can watch from the side."

He opened strong and the crowd went wild. After a few upbeat songs he pulled out his acoustic and sat on a stool center stage.

"Welcome everybody yall are amazing."

The crowd cheered loudly as he took a sip of water. He looked over at me and winked causing a face splitting grin to appear on my face.

"I figured wed slow it down a bit for a while. These next few songs mean alot to me. I wrote them for someone special and maybe just maybe."

He looks over at me again.

"She just might hear them tonight."

He starts playing the best of me and glances at me every now and then. Then he starts you dont know her like I do. Then he finishes with you promised. He gets emotional during that song and he looks directly over to me when he sings the last line.

"No matter what you do, you know Ill always love you.

Hell I have to, cause I promised."

The tears streamed down my face. I knew he meant it and after all these years, deep in my heart. I knew I still l loved him. I never stopped, but thats what scares me. Hes changed yes but how could I forget the past?

He was still looking at me as I turned and walked back to the dressing room. I couldnt let him see me cry, so I sat in the dressing room and cried. I went to light my cigarette but couldnt find my lighter anywhere. Brantleys lighter was gone too.

My eyes went to his duffel bag and thought maybe he might have a spare lighter in there. I unzipped it and tried not to look to much at anything but I felt a lighter and as I pulled it out a paper came flying out too.

"Oh shit, I hope It didnt rip."

I picked it up, a picture fell to the floor. I bent to pick it up and saw it was the last picture me and Brantley had made together. That was the better days before everything went bad. I cant believe he has kept it all this time.

"Yall have been awesome tonight! I love yall see ya again soon."

I heard Brantley closing the show so I shoved the paper and picture back in his bag and zipped it quickly. I grabbed my cigarettes and ran to the exit.

The cool air hit my skin like a gift from heaven. I had to take a breather for a moment cause I didnt know what to say to him. Why has he kept that all this time? Why did it make me smile that he did? Because I love him but I cant tell him. Tonight was just to see him and go home.

I sit with my back against the building and lit my cigarette. I looked down at the lighter in my hand and was surprised to see it was the zippo I got him for his birthday one year. This man, does he keep everything.

The band starts coming out of the doors and start loading the bus with equipment and luggage. A few minutes later Brantley came struting out looking frustrated. He couldnt see me because I was sitting behind the door.

I heard him say to his manager, "why didnt you stop her! I need to go find her."

Before he climbed the steps on the bus I stood up and said "you looking for me?"

I could see the relief wash over him. He ran over to me and grabbed me up in a big hug. "I thought I lost you again baby girl."

I smiled and pulled away from him. "Im right here. I just needed some air." He grabbed me by the back of my head and pulled me in for a fierce kiss. It shocked me for a second then I was kissing him back. Our tounges exploring each other mouth. I nipped his lower lip and he growled in response.

I pulled away but he rested his forehead on mine. We were both panting and I managed to find the words. "Brantley, I....I cant do this."

"Come on the bus with me, we can talk cause theres some stuff I need to tell you."

"I dont think thats a good idea Brantley."

He sighs and those blue eyes pierce right into the depths of my soul and break down whatever barriers I had built to keep him out.

"Please, just to talk. I promise."

I nod, "okay, just to talk."

He smiles and grabs my hand. He leads me towards the bus and motions for me to go first. He doesnt speak to anyone but heads straight for his room. He closes the door behind him.

He sits down on the bed and pats the place next to him.

"You can sit baby doll, dont worry I wont do anything."

"I know, I trust you." I sit down next to him but for some reason the words that I have been wanting to say will not come out. Thank god he spoke first.

"Listen (Y/N), I know the last time we saw each other I was a complete mess."

"Complete mess is putting it lightly." I say

He sighs, "ok, I was a complete dick. I know I hurt you and I said things I didnt mean. I swear to you I have changed. I love you (Y/N) I always have, and if you give me a chance." He grabs my hand and I look into his eyes. "I promise you I will make up for everything baby."

I really do believe him but why is it so hard to just give myself to him. "You cheated on me Brantley. You told me you didnt want me anymore. I wanted to marry you and have a family with you. I saw all of that happening but it was all just one big lie."

"Baby look at me." He says as he places his fingers under my chin. My eyes meet his once again. "Im so sorry for everything. After all these years it still eats at me what I done to you. I was fucked up at the time. The booze and pills had me all kinds of fucked up but it didnt mean I didnt want you. I honestly cant tell you why I said that but I can tell you I didnt mean it." I start crying and try to look away but he wouldnt let me.

"You were the best thing that ever happened to me and I was to stupid to realize it. I shouldve treated you better when I had you but for some reason I thought you would always be there. When I sobered up and realized you was really gone I went crazy. I went everywhere and anywhere that I thought you would be. I cried every night and every day I felt like my heart was just gone."

I wiped my eyes and whispered, "Im so sorry Brantley."

"No, no baby, Im the one whos sorry. I dont blame you for leaving me. Hell nobody did. Mama jumped my case everyday for a month about it."

I sniffed, "I found the picture of us in your duffel bag."

"You did?"

I nodded, "I wasnt being nosey I promise. I lost my lighter and couldnt find it or yours so I thought maybe you had a extra one. I didnt look at anything or at the piece of paper the picture fell out of."

He sighed and it looked like he was glad I didnt read it. "I kept that picture because thats all I had of you. Every night before a show looking at it would give me the boost I needed to have a damn good show. When I sleep, I put it under my pillow. I know its stupid but I have to have you with me or I cant survive."

I smile and before I knew it I was kissing him. He kissed me back at first then he gently pushed me away. "Woah baby, you said you only wanted to talk."

I straddled him and pushed his hat from his head. "I know what I said." I kissed his cheeks then his eyes then his lips. "Listen to what my heart is saying now."

His hands were on my sides sliding up and down, his thumbs were under my shirt. He was tracing lazy circles with them. He leaned forward and kisses my collarbone then my neck. "You sure baby." I nodded.

I pulled his shirt up and over his head. He did the same to me. I was wearing a black lace bra, he growled as he kissed the tops of my breast where the lace touched skin.

"God damn baby, I have been missing and wanting this all these years. Im afraid its a dream."

I smiled as I kissed up his neck up to his ear. I whispered "trust me honey, I dont think your dreams can make you feel as good as Im gonna in just a few minutes."

"Holy fuck." He said as he pulled away and took my lips in a searing kiss. He unclasped my bra with one hand. My hand skated down his chest and stomach and came to rest on his belt buckle.

"Make love to me Brantley."

He smiled, "oh baby, with pleasure."

[ain-t-bovvered]

14x10 Commentary

Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.

Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.

1 2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9

14x10 Nihilism 

-I did not want to see Jack like that again thanks

Zeta: true

- And there was a need for some wings there honestly .

[ comes back crawling]

HERE

Zeta:  the bar sceeeene

-.....THAT’S A DAMN SQUIRREL WITH A AVIATOR CAP ON ( also I re wrote squirrel four times before getting it right) 

- MOOSE!!! 

-......The Moose has a tag with “FAMILY BUSINESS” written on it----lol Jensen

Zeta: What’s her name

- PAMELAAAAAAAA . Damn woman I went a bit Bi there

Zeta: OH YES.

- [Music: and I’m searching for a rainbow] .....WOW

-[on the counter] Daphne loves Fred.

 my monkey dirty brain: Daddy loves tips. 

-hot. want that.

Zeta: the tequila or the bartender?

Bitch please . both.

- D: “ What are we, savages?”

Zeta: Oh the lips

-Cosmic Cowboy. *chokes*

-FB

-why is it always a ghoul case?

-Lol but who’s the drunk guy tho

Zeta: Bitch, look at her biceps

- some Bi slippage there too I see. FOCUS

Zeta: also indeed. Who is he?

-D:”I’ve never had anything this nice”

Also....I would be like Dean if I had a bar. One for the costumer and one for me! woohoo .

- D: “How come you always have a boyfriend?”

  P: “How come you always want what you can’t have?”

[looks into the camera like in the office]

- D: “This is my dream” 

I kinda see it tho....old grumpy Dean Winchester being the Bobby while running a bar like that. Yes....I like it.

- I knew it . I wanna see someone closed behind that “closet” *wink wink*

Zeta: Oh oh

Zeta: the slo mo.

-NICE .You are welcome for this gif where I let you enjoy the full over the count jump. Nice healthy middle age man over the fence jump ( nevermind this is an italian oil ad ).

-The blood. So cute

Zeta: I’m famous

- mmm

Zeta: shit

-Hello M boi, I missed you fam

Zeta: Changed clothes

- OMFG are you saying that the Archangel Michael macVanity von DramaQueen really just angel mojo changed into his Peaky Blinder wanna be in front of them?

He’s so flamboyant , I love him .

Zeta: The close up

- M making three men kneel with so much as lift his hands.  WHAT A MOOD. WHERE CAN I GET THAT? I WANT 10.

- M : “ I saw everything”  Yeah no shit we kinda see that coming too

-DoN ‘T IntERrUPt mE 

Zeta: Don’t interrupt me

-I’m-

I’m so bothered right now. Dom Michael for the win

-OH WOW

- Sam just “assbutted” Michael lol.

Castiel : Sam....did you just molotov my brother with holy fire?

Sam: uh ....No?

- HE ANGRY

- Dean’s not home right now...

Zeta: Please leave a message

*giggling* I love him

Zeta: His voice GOD DAMN

-yes

- Castiel hair tho.

Zeta: Do you? Cocky much

-but needs to play it cool. Can’t risk to mess up the pomaded hair.

- S:” We the angel cuffs on , Michael is under control”

 M: “Keep telling yourself that “  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I *clap* LOVE *clap* HIM *clap*

- S: “Dump him in the trunk of the Impala” ... DUMP HIM .ahahahahaah

-Garth is in the trunk

Zeta: it’s a big trunk

-M: “ It’s a party!”

- J: “ It’s not like any of us can fly”

 M : “ Well one of us can”

 S: “ STFU”

- J:” Sam, are we gonna die here?” ... wow Jack...babe...stfu

-Yes OMG I forgot about the stalky reaper

Zeta: You mess up so many things

- it ain’t wrong

- [in john Mulaney’s Trump voice] we locked Death away and enslaved the reapers

Zeta: Poor Cas

- ok but WHO....death? Michael is asking himself that too.

-Yes , put him in the dungeon. HOT

Zeta: shit

-I can hear you

Zeta: Shit

-Ahahahahahaahah

Zeta: SHIT

-I’m loving this

Zeta: Bring back Crowley.

Zeta: We left Garth in the trunk looool

- that....everytime we don’t see a character for long that’s it...they are in the trunk.

Zeta: Castiel

-CASTIEL . so strange, I love him, he’s such a sarcastic asshole.

- M: “Yes, uh, put a chair against the door”

Zeta: This pretty smile as I rip you apart

-I’M SHAKING. YAS.

Zeta: Control yourself

- S: “Cass this is all we’ve got”

Zeta: Again?

- well it is a loop.

-MORE SHOTS.  (me)

Zeta: The only thing missing is “heat of the moment”

- what if the woman is his conscience trying to get him out and if he sign he’s out? ...like....testing his resolution?

-Little insulting

Zeta: you’re nothing

Zeta: Why is he so perfect in this?

- J: “Dean---is strong”

  M *disgusted face*: “ Is a gnat “ . WOW

-OH SHUT UP OOOOH

Zeta: Emotional abuse.

- M: “ he was not happy, but he didn’t care-- Cause you are not Sam, you are not Cass.” 

[ me looking smiling to the Castiel/Misha hateclub]

-M: “You are a weak helpless thing”

- Jack , babe ....get away tho 

Zeta: LISTEN TO YOUR DAD

- M: “no I’m not and I can still hear you”

Zeta: Prick

- Love that prick..... literally 

- I care so little for the others I swear

- M: “Look at you, play nursemaind for a nephilim”

-C: “You are confusing loyalty and compassion for weakness”

Zeta: Damn what am I watching?

- [looks into the camera like in the office] Sexual tension

Zeta: so done. this. Close up

- M “and now...that I’m in here, I know why” 

-CHUCK

Zeta: He churn our draft after draft

- M speaks like he’s singing and mocking you at the same time. He has this musicality in his speak and I love it

- C: “Why would he do that?”

 M: “BECAUSE HE DOESN’T CARE!”

- good lord I swear all the angels are just brats throwing temper tantrum because they have a trash dad.

- M: “But now , I just want to burn every one of his little worlds until I catch up to the Old man”

Zeta: Even god can die.

- oh ok....overachiever much

Zeta: Hurt Jack

- No no Jack babe...keep your fucking soul .

Zeta: Cool science project

- Michael’s mind: if you mess up my perfectly combed hair Cass I swear-

- M: “ I give it a solid B- .....uh oooh”

 me nervously: .....wtf lol 

- M: *snorts* Oh Cass, I believe in you.

So rude...so nasty 

- j: “ What should I do?”

Zeta: Pray

-Thanks Cas, that’s-......that’s great

Zeta: You are all mine

- ..... YESSIR TAKE ME

Zeta: Dean’s mind.

- ..... if it was a funny episode they could have made so many jokes about being empty lol.

- me looking around haters mind ^

Zeta: This is what you are gonna become

-omg

- THAT WAS DEAN IN HELL.

- Dean’ “NOOOO “ at Castiel death is vibrating into my bones.

- S: “Dean is strong”

- C: “Sam, we’ve been through a lot and Dean is more than strong”

- S: “Dean thrive on trauma.” 

WE’VE BEEN KNEW

Zeta: Smart moose

- Somebody has been reading some meta tumblr posts

- P: “You really know how to talk to a lady don’t you?”

 me already at Castiel’s feet : wha

- That’s us fans watching 14 seasons of supernatural ^

-Bloody Cass is 100. *licks lips*

- P: “get me a shot. With your braaaain”

Zeta: Well hello.

- C:” That was- that....DeAN ThAt WaS An ACcidENT”

Zeta: Babyyyy

- them baby faces

- C:” WE NEED YOU TO COME BACK”

- S:”POUGHKEEPSIE”

- Dean’s mind : [ old modem sounds]

-M [Slow clap it out.] : Hey Fellas

-AND THE HAT IS BACK

Zeta: I’m you

Zeta: He gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I’M DYING SO BAD.

-BITCH I’M DEAD AND GIGGLING I CAN’T.

-but also....but the fuck is Mary at?... like wow.

- also....everything that Micheal is saying right now is causing me actual fucking pain.

- Ok and both Sam and Cas faces? well thanks

Zeta: He’s buying time

-WOW. Slow smile, oooooH

-S: “So in here, you are all talk”

- oh that’s why he doesn’t use his powers. Serviceable .

Zeta: So happy. Fuck

Zeta: Prove it

- Um...yes hello 911? 

Michael getting his hands dirty is too hot for me.

-Fucking Tiger man.

-Come on baby 

Zeta: Jack will do something “stupid”

- Well he is his parents’ son *shrug*

Zeta: that

- D:” Then we don’t kick him out, we keep him in”

-oooooh M goes in the closet, lol

Zeta: Oh my god.

- ....Well that was stupid AHAHAHAAH 

- I can’t stop laughing .

- M [ROAR] 

  me: ....

Zeta: I’m the cage.

-HE IS THE CAGE. That doesn’t seem right tho...come on.

Zeta: So now Dean has Michael locked up

-ooooh the magic hurt him. Forgot about that. My baby.

Zeta: Concerned Dad.

- The way Cass say : “you understand?” killed me....so soft...so worried...

- The little smile! Kill me now.

Zeta: He’s not ok.

-Dean is not ok.

Zeta: [henley alert]

-He’s like....naked. ( still has another tshirt under it tho)

-Oh he’s mad 

- I’M CRYING . HE LOOKS LIKE MY CAT WHEN I REFUSE TO LET HIM OUT .

amazing.

( Sorry for the not that clear gifs but I wanted to cut and past all the bits of that because it’s amazing)

Zeta: He’s suffering so much.

-That troat

- That door is not that sturdy tho

Zeta: Oh hell no

- oh hello death . 

-Aw hell naw.

- Death :” Except one”

-AW HELL NAW

Zeta: Which one?

- UGH

Zeta: No

-NO

Zeta: NOOO so much hurt

-OH FUCK

Zeta: Actual literal pain in my chest

YA KNOW WHAT?....I DON’T LIKE THAT LOOK .

NOT ONE BIT.

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- lol I don’t even wanna look at tumblr now

Zeta: well you know me....I have

- of course you did

post gifs comment: I didn’t do my crack gifs for now, but they will be done in a separate post.

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[noxus-the-venomous-blog]

Part 3 The Noxious Agenda

“Um...hello?” Ed’s voice broke as he tried to speak; his throat had dried in the long walk through the desert.

He had found himself at a small shack that gave him a heavy ‘get off my lawn’ vibe. But he had followed the directions to the letter and was convinced there was more to this place than he was seeing. He took a few steps slowly towards the door. With each footstep he shifted his weight slowly, checking for pressure plates in the ground or beneath the scattered wood scrap. When Ed reached the door he placed his hand gently on the doorknob and slightly wiggled it to check for traps. He rubbed his thumb along the mechanism. The more he stared, the more he prodded, the more slight movements he made the more he slowly realized that he was wasting his time fondling a perfectly normal door knob, and with the correct amount of shame and embarrassment he sighed and went inside.

The shack looked somewhat lived in. There were a few fake dead fish on the wall, although the smell of the room itself made you consider the possibility they were still alive. A coffee table bearing an amber ashtray sat in front of a small TV made to accept antenna signals the world no longer offered. But this couldn't be it. Ed wasn't new to this type of world and began to search the place for whatever he thought might open it up. A secret ladder under a carpet, or maybe a fake vent with a crawlspace. As his search turned up nothing he decided he’d even be satisfied with a spinning bookshelf, but everything he touched was dull and ordinary. Pictures of family, fishing magazines, television remotes that outnumbered televisions, but no buttons switches or mechanisms. He stepped outside in frustration and then saw dust on the horizon. A small snake of raised dirt signifying someone was approaching. He sat on the porch to act casually and began to think up lies to explain why he's there.

He was a traveling salesman. Since this land clearly belonged to a dirt farmer he was obviously there to sell shovels. Why does he have no shovels you ask? Because they would be heavy and hard to carry but he sells a service to help people order the shovels. Why does he not have the paperwork and order forms? Did he say he sold shovels? No he means he repairs them. In our modern day too many people buy new things and throw the old away. That’s why he’s here to offer cheap repairs on shovels and all dirt farming tools. Where is his equipment you ask? He is an all natural smithy who uses sand and rocks found in yards to help his trade instead of spending money on fancy tools. Edward decided this was an easy lie to argue, and that was a good thing, since by that time a small shabby car had made it to the stoop he trespassed on. Time to sell some shovel service.

The window rolled down. “Get in quick scrub the homeowner is on his way!” The side door opened. Ed was elated to see the masks he had familiarized with Noxious agents. Without fully understanding what was happening he quickly jumped in the car and sped off. The driver started laughing and the passengers, Ed included, contagiously joined in. there was an air of excitement in the vehicle.

“That was damn close. Thats old man Adam’s house and he's really big on the no trespassers lifestyle. You went left at the giant V shaped rock instead of right didn't you?” the driver said glancing from Ed to the road and back.

“Yes sir,” Ed confirmed.

“I swear we’re handing out the wrong directions to potentials. Last three new agents went the same way and caught a fate worse than death. Name’s James by the way,” the man introduced himself as he began to loosen up his shoulders and his driving habits.

“A fate worse then death?” Ed asked as he felt his stomach sink into the seat as some form of near death car sickness.

“Yeah. I heard they got converted into nationalists and are made to hand out anti-Jewish pamphlets at the mall,” james said with a sarcastic smile. He was a sturdy looking guy but had a soft face. His purple medical mask hung from his ear, allowing him to smoke a cigarette. His well-worn green hoodie hung off the back of his head as it draped over a semi ripped black t-shirt. He seemed to take the uniform as seriously as he took his driving considering he continued to make great eye contact with the conversation while pretending to watch the road.

“I heard they missed Adam’s house and wandered through the desert and got lost and eventually became coyotes. That’s how all coyotes are made!” a woman in the passenger seat exclaimed, turning her body to look back at Ed. Her mask was pink and she had a loose hood hanging from her shoulders. The theme was becoming apparent. “My name is Misty. Not really but get it?” she said enthusiastically while leaning in towards him, then leaning further.

Ed had concluded that if he did not answer she would soon be in the back seat. “Yeah I get it,” he lied, “so you guys work for the Noxious Agenda? Venoms right?”

“Toxins,” the young man to the sharing the back seat with him clarified. He seemed to be the only one with the uniform in order as the hood met a pair of goggles both a seemingly unintended shade of black. He mask secured tightly, a white scarf of some sort. “Rank one, name’s Oin. Like coin without the C,” he said before pulling out a phone and focusing in on it.

James again recklessly glanced back.“Yee Venoms are rank two. They’re the paper pushing assholes we all hope to be one day. Were called Toxins, rank 1, and we do the real work! The stuff worth bragging about! The front line adventures!” he said proudly, describing what clearly seemed like disposable heroes. “Youll learn all of this in orientation. What made you join?”

“People. The way they act. I saw a speech from Noxious online describing the problem with negative mentalities and I was inspired. I hit the world with a smile and motivation but felt like it gave me nothing but hostility in return” Ed continued his somewhat rehearsed speech, as he expected this and a few other basic questions and wanted to seem enlightened on the matter, “then the speech made sense to me. The people who met me with hostility would have chosen positivity if they just saw how it could help them. Lord Noxious would have them breathe in positivity and see how all of us would be happier,” he explained, hoping all important notes were mentioned.

“Wow Lynn would love you. You could be a star in the propaganda department with a backstory like that sheesh.” James looked back at him with a humble smile. He sighed, “so the reason HOLY CRAP NO!!!” he shouted as he swerved to not hit a small family of daring rabbits jetting across the street, “poor little dumbasses. Anyway I dig ya story. It’s intense. I’m only here ‘cause Noxious personally gassed my dad and he quit drugs and i was like omigosh that’s the answer, sign me up,” James explained, glancing back having not learned his lesson.

“Fight drugs with drugs,” Misty added while leaning her chair back slowly, stealing the precious few inches of room Eds knees was resting at.

“Hey it worked. Ok we’re almost here so get good,” James said as he pulled his mask up and secured it. Him and misty seemed synchronised in pulling there hoodies up and like that both of them were transformed from a car full of menacing young adults into a band of knaves with concealed features. Ed felt exposed with no mask but he was somewhat prepared. He pulled a scarf out and wrapped it over his mouth then covered his head with it. It was black and lime green, his attempt to fit in better with the color scheme he had seen on tv. They pulled up to another random shack not too unlike the one he had just been whisked away from.

They parked the car and all walked cautiously towards the door. Ed was stopped in mid step by James who pointed to the ground in front of him. Ed peered at the small plank by his feet as James’s hand held him in place. When he squinted he finally saw it. A very small wire peeking out of the side of the wood. A tiny glimpse of a mechanism. Ed was as happy as he possibly could have been. THERE WERE FLOOR PAD TRAPS! No one had ever been so excited to almost be murdered by a machination. It made him feel terrified and yet reaffirmed. He passed over it with the rest of the group, careful to only step on visible dirt and not trash or any stray objects. When he got to the door he began studying the doorknob, this time with gleeful excitement. He turned it slightly and felt around it till he found a small opening on the top of the brass sphere. He faced away from it, covered his mouth and nose with his elbow and gave it a full turn as gas suddenly shot out of the hole to where his face would have been. He looked back at the other agents. James was soundlessly clapping and giving obnoxious thumbs up gestures. Ed could see a smile behind the mask, warping its shape.

Ed entered the small shack. Deja vous. On the wall were pictures of the fat man prototype nuke from WW2. This felt better he thought. He walked over to the small coffee table and felt under it... There it was. A small toggle switch. He flipped it and heard machinery as the room adjacent to him began lifting, revealing a stairway below the floor.

“Took me ten minutes to find it when I was first here, what about you?” Misty asked, walking in with Oin.

“Way less,” Oin replied, “the coffee table is out of place, there's nowhere to sit near it.

“JAMES HURRY UP!!!” Misty yelled then looked towards Ed, “hey go rush him he's behind the car.”

Ed made his way out there but then slowed down as he heard the streaming sound of James relieving himself.

James looked at him. “Hey i'm on my way. You might wanna use the tree next, once we go underground there's about a ten minute walk down till we get to a bathroom”

“Yea that would be best...” Ed said, walking over to the tree. Ed started to play with his zipper then looked back at James who was leaning on the car. He looked again at his zipper and again at James.

“Nervous wee wee. Gotcha,” James said before walking away.

Ed waited a moment till James was out of sight then pulled a small sphere out of his pocket, making sure to keep it in front of him and out of view. He pressed a button on it and the sphere blinked twice. He knew this meant the tracking functionality was working. He then hid it in his pants and made his way back to the shack. The day didn't start well and clearly bad intel was shared but at the very least the button to release the hidden stairway was right where his boss had said it would be. He only hoped everything else in this infiltration would go as smoothly so he could get away from this cult as fast as possible.

[spiral-eyes-21]

He had won a radio contest in his small town for a walk on role in the reboot of Hawaii five-O. Rhe entire town was at the airport to see him off. Just another wide eyed innocent chasing his dreams

When he arrived at the LA airport, he was shocked to see thete was a young man about his age holding a a sign with his name on it. He was kinda shicked when he realized the driver was in a leather uniform and had the biggest cigar in his jaw he'd ever seen

He walked up to the driver and told him who he was. The driver smiled hornily around his big cigar"Very good Sir. If you'll come this way please" He was amazed that the driver apoke so clearly around the big cigar.

He followed the driver out of the airport. They walked to the loading zone where a black Lincoln town car sat. It was being watched by a couple of cops. They also had big cigars in their jaws. He noticed there was thought but wasn't sure but it looked like they were wearing leather uniforms as well

He wanted to take a closer look but the driver was holding the door open for him. He shrugged and got in the car. When the door was shut it was like he was in a soft supple cacoon

The windows were tinted a dark black and the seat was leather so soft he just wanted to sink into it. He noticed a strong scent coming from the seats. He didn't know what it was but he thought it was nice. It was maduro smoke infused into the leather.

He didn't realize that the scent was making him horny and hard. He cupped his hard cock and when he did he let out a long gutteral moan. Clamping his mouth shut as soon as he did

He just hoped the driver hadn't heard him as he got in the car. The car pulled away from the curb and nerged into traffic. Soon the car was filled with thick clouds of maduro smoke. He didn't want to ask the driver to roll the windows down or to stop smoking it altogether

He tried rolling down the closet window but it wouldn't bulge. He leaned over and tried it. Same result. It wouldn't move. He sat back up. He coughed a couple of times and closed his eyes.

After a few minutes the driver spoke:" Can you hear me pig?""Yeeesssss""How ya feelin pig?"Mmmmm feel good""Feel horny pig?""Sooo horny!""Pigdick hard pig?""So so hard!""Pig why don't you get it out and show me that pigdick?"

He didn't say anything or move to free his cock"I said fucker show me that fuckin hard pigdick!!'"K" He moved slowly. Robotically unzipping his pants and fishing his hard cock out. It was a impressive cock. A little over 9" long and 4" thick with a 3" overhang of foreskin

When the driver saw it he whistled and said:"Damn pig!! Thats a nice pigdick!! Do you know how to use it pig?"" What do you mean?”" I mean have you fucked any body with your pigdick?"" Oh no me and my girlfriend are saving ourselves for marriage"

"Don't worry pig. Master will have you fucking pig pussy in no time.!! Now why don't you show me how you stroke that fucking big pigdick but you can't cum until your Master tells you"" K"

Soon the car was filled with the pop pop sound of his foreskin moving back and forth over his cock head. He continued stroking until the driver opened his door. He got out of the car. His hard dick hangimg out of his pants

He was led into the house and to the inner sanctum of his new Master. The Smoke Master of Hollywood Nick Jonas. The Smoke Master took a deep draw on his big maduro and blew the thick cloud of smoke over his newest pig

The cloud completely hid him from view. In a few seconds he started moaning and a even bigger thicker pigdick came jutting out of the cloud. There was a 0 guage PA hanging from the enlarged piss slit. It was glinting in the light from the constant stream of pre pigcum that was coating it

He moaned again and a long fat maduro poked out of the cloud. A maduro that was creating its own cloud from the deeo puffs the almost pig was taking

The cloud drifted away to reveal the transformed body of the smoke pig. His nips sat on his musclar pecs looking like mini cocks. With thick silver rings hanging through them

The almost pig walked over to his Master. His big maduro and bigger pigdick leading the way. He turns and bends over grabbing his ankles. Offering his virgin pighole to his Smoke Master

Master Nick stood up. His huge pigdick swinging in front of him. He walks behind his newest pig. Puts his CHP gloved hands on the waist in front of him. Pushing his Master cock deep into the open pighole in front of him. Fucking him deep and hard. As he was being fucked more and more ink was appearing on his body

The two pics were taken of the gearpig when he was face tyming his family and friends. When they asked him about the big cigar he told them that it was something he'd always wanted to try. He did he liked it and was going to be a daily maduro smoker and that he was going to stay in Hollywood and try to make it there

They wished him luck. He invited his buds to come out and see him

He told his younger brothers that once he gets settled he's going to send for them to come and visit. What the people he was face tyming with didn't know was he was getting his pigdick sucked by his pig bro the driver while his Smoke Master fucked his pighole deep and hard

[burtfurlong]

A Dame to Fist For - part one

Forky sat with his feet on his desk. He was smoking a cigar and reading the newest issue of Hog Shooters, a magazine about murdering wild pigs. He was drinking scotch even though it was early in the afternoon. People like Forky drank scotch all the time, because they were detectives. Forky was a detective. Just then a dame walked in. Her name was Valma and her boobs were good. Valma came in and said, “Hey, you’re a detective, right?”

To which Forky replied, “You see the scotch, don’tcha darling?”

Valma threw herself dramatically on Forky’s desk, her real big cleavage deliberately bulging out of her dress, “You gotta help me Mr. Forky! Please! I’ve been kicked out of every precinct and investigator's office in the metro area! Oh, Mr. Forky! I’ve got nowhere else to turn!”

“Alright kid, stuff your udders back in your top and quit crying on my desk,” snapped Forky

“I’m as gay as the day is long and there’s nothing I like more than a bunch of dicks and cocks in my butthole and mouth shooting jizz everywhere, ya understand?”

Valma gathered her tremendous boobs back into her dress and wiped her eyes. Dejected, she turned to leave.

“Hold on kid!” called Forky, “Just because I like sucking dicks more than tits don’t mean I won’t hear ya out. Christ I’m a faggot, not a monster.”

“Oh, thank you Mr. Forky! Thank you, sir! I can’t thank you enough!” Valma was near hysterics.

“Calm down sister, I said I’d hear you out. Whether I take the case or not depends. Now what’s the scoop? out with it.”

Valma composed herself, “Is that scotch Mr. Forky?”

“The names Forky, private eye, you can drop the Mister. And that’s right, this is scotch. Gay scotch.” He picked up the bottle of gay scotch and poured two glasses, sliding one over to Valma. “Now try to relax kid, and tell me about the case.”

“Gay scotch Mr. Fork? I mean, Forky.”

“Relax kid, it won’t turn you gay. Now, the case.”

Valma took a sip of the scotch and set herself down in one of the offices leather seats. “I’m not even sure where to begin.” she said

“Start from the top kid. I’m gonna need every last detail before I decide if I’m gonna help you or not.”

“Okay sir.”

“Forky!” he snapped

“Okay Forky, but it’s might take me a while.”

“I’m all ears sister.”

“It’s my uncle,” Valma began, “He’s gone missing, it's like he just disappeared without a trace,” She said lighting a slim dainty cigarette. “I’m all he’s got. He doesn’t have any other family or children and he’s not married. When I ask people to help me Forky, some of them act like they never even heard of my uncle! like he never existed! Mr. Forky you gotta help me!”

Forky took a sip of gay scotch and leaned back in his seat. “What's your name kid?” he asked trimming the tip of a cigar.

“Valma.”

Forky lit his cigar, exhaled, and took another sip of gay scotch, ”what's your uncle’s name Valma”

“Tommy Kielbasi.”

Forky shot up in his seat, “Ya don’t say? What's your uncle do for a living Valma?”

“Well, I’m not sure really. I just know that he works for NecroCorp ltd. As a junior senior investment manager, but I don’t know what that means Mr. Forky”

“Means you’re gonna have to give me a hell of a good reason to take this case kid. A junior senior investor from NecroCorp goes missing, and you're telling me the police are acting like he never existed?” Forky stood up and began to refresh the ice in their glasses. Valma was pale and looked stressed. She waited to see what Forky would say next.

“It’s no secret that the cops are in cahoots with every crime family and shady syndicate in the metro, so if they're acting like this guy ain’t ringing a bell. Well let's just put it this way kid, I like literal dicks up my asshole, not metaphorical ones.”

Valma’s eyes began to swell with tears. She bit her lip and stared at the ground. Forky stepped over to the chair Valma was sitting in and handed her a glass of gay scotch. “Now let’s hear it Valma, the part you’re not telling me.”

Valma began to kick her crossed leg nervously.

“Come on kid!” Forky exclaimed, “you got a learning disability or something? Unless you’re a dame with a giant cock hiding under that dress of yours you can drop the damsel in distress act and cut to the chase! Nothings free in this city. I got bills ya understand! I already told you, I’m gonna need allthe details before I take the case, if I take it.”

Valma began to cry, and the crying gave way to abject sobbing.

Forky had seen a lot in his career. He’d seen dozens of dames slide into his office thinking 12 inches of juicy cleavage was going to get them a free ride, and Forky was gonna drop his issue of Hog Shooters magazine without marking the page and hurry off to go snooping on the hypotenuse of a love triangle, no questions asked. The way Valma had begun to sob however, was proof enough for Forky of the girl’s genuine concern for her uncle. Whether she was naive or not didn’t change the fact. Like Forky had said, He was a faggot, not a monster. There was a time when Forky was a young police cadet, eager to uphold the law and protect the regular people of the city. While that may have been a lifetime ago, the code Forky lived by was still the same. Valma was a regular girl, and while she might have an uncle who was a junior senior exec at NecroCorp ltd. she was just a regular girl concerned about a missing family member. It didn’t matter how naive that meant she was.

The whole situation pleaded with Forky’s sense of justice, “You really don’t know anything else, do ya kid?” he asked.

“Honestly sir! That’s all I know! Oh, please sir! I have nowhere else to turn!”

Forky sighed and sat back in his chair. He flipped out a notepad, “Where did you see your uncle Tommy last Valma?”

“I last saw him at his hotdog cart four days ago. You see Mr. Forky, he was a vegetarian, so he didn’t eat hotdogs. So every day I would visit him at around noon while he was at work and bring him a vegetarian lunch, and ask him how his day had been.”

Forky took off his hat and rubbed his temples, “Kid, I thought you said your uncle was junior senior investment manager, Tommy Kielbasi. Whether you know it or not your uncle Tommy is a notorious white-collar criminal in the metro area. You ever hear of the Scungilli heist? Sure, he’s been under the radar for a while now, but that don’t change the fact that he’s a junior exec on the NecroCorp payroll. He ain’t selling hotdogs from a cart kid, and he sure as hell ain’t no senior citizen,”

Valma rose up. Her demeanor suddenly exhibiting more confidence, “Thats not true Mr. Forky! I swear! My uncle is an old man who worked at that hot dog cart for 60 years! It’s just that the Necrocorp building in the uptown area bought out all the vendors that worked within a ten-block radius of their building. He told me that people from NecroCorp made him sign papers saying he was selling his hotdog stand and accepting a position as junior senior investment manager. I know that my uncle didn’t like it, but he never wanted to discuss things he didn’t like with me. All he said was that he had no choice. He couldn’t really make sense of any of it, but the people at NecroCorp told him not to worry. They said nothing would change and that he could keep selling hotdogs; and now he’s gone missing and nobody knows a thing!”

“You telling me NecroCorp bought out a hotdog vendor with an offer he couldn’t refuse, or understand, just to let the guy keep peddling wieners? You saying It’s just a coincidence that he’s got the same name as a known corporate exec? So they just decided to give him a matching job title? You expect me to believe that?”

Valma’s eyes began to shimmer with welling tears.

“Look I’m sorry kid, it’s just a hell of a coincidence,” The more details Forky heard about the case, the less things seemed to add up, “where did your uncle live Valma?”

“Not far from here Mr. Forky. 25 Far West End.”

“Thats just a few blocks west. You stayed with your uncle?”

“No Forky, I have an apartment in the mega-complex on the east side, 44,019 Cherry Tower.”

Forky put his hat back on and started to get up, “I’ll tell you what kid, I can’t say I ain’t curious. How about I go take a look around your uncle's place and see what I can find.”

Valma shot up and threw herself on the desk again, instinctively squeezing her cleavage towards Forky with urgency, “You will sir?!”

“Keep your shirt on sister. I told you I’m sucking cocks for the opposite team. Let's just say you got my curiosity piqued. I’m gonna tell you right now, this case starts leading me in a hot direction and things get too dicey, I’m dropping it like a limp cock outta my stretched-out anus, no ifs ands or buts.” Valma stared at Forky like a worried puppy, “That being said, this ain’t how I usually like to do business, so I'm taking the case pro bono.”

“Thank you, Mr. Forky sir! Thank you so much! Oh, Thank you!” Valma sprang up and wrapped her arms around Forky’s neck as he tucked his revolver into his underarm holster, “Say! watch it when I’m handling the iron, sweetheart! I may be taking this case pro bono but a job’s a job, and when I go to work it ain’t funny business, ya understand? Now scram! You'll hear from me when I got news.” Valma thanked Forky profusely and left his office.

”25 Far West End. that’s by the docks,” Forky pulled on his trench coat. “Call me a grade-A circus clown dope, but when I used to suck Tommy Kielbasi’s cock he wasn’t no old-fogey. The guy always wanted to shove a hotdog up my ass though, every time. There’s gotta be some connection.”

[alotta-lovin]

Hey Phirem!! What are your thoughts on the other trolls?? -💜

Well! I think i’m going to try and keep it as simple as I can with the Alpha and maybe the Beta Trolls…and in j_u-st…random order? I hope yo_u- don’t mind Anon!

(B_u-t to some it _u-p if yo_u- wish not to read all that i wrote (Which im dearly sorry for!) i think all of them have their own wonderf_u-l q_u-irks abo_u-t them! I wo_u-ld m_u-ch rather stay away from Kankri… as far as possible. B_u-t i’m kinda st_u-ck where I am so i can’t help that…And there’s a certain troll i’m red for…b_u-t that’s something you’d have to read below sorry! hhhh) (I noticed i did these in blood colo_u-r..i didn’t mean to do that…hhhh)

Karkat & Kankri : Karkat is– extremely lo_u-d and gives me a lot of headaches, but when he chills o_u-t he’s okay to be aro_u-nd? And…_u-gh.. Kankri…I don’t like him. it takes a lot for me to not like someone, _U-gh..The best way i can explain my views on him is the eq_u-ivalent of him filling my Kismesis q_u-adrant!

Aradia & Damara : Aradia has her moments! She’s pretty nice; can be a lil snippy on occassion but who isn’t ya know?? Damara…I don’t know what she’s saying half the time…I understand Nani..thats abo_u-t it…other than that i’m just conf_u-sed! But their both pretty cool trolls to be aro_u-nd!

Tavros & R_u-fioh : Their both pretty cool Trolls that i’ve gotten the to meet l_u-ckily! Tavros is a little on the q_u-iet and nervo_u-s side b_u-t other than that he’s pretty nice to be around! R_u-fioh; i haven’t personally spent a whole lot of time aro_u-nd him but the time i have he’s been pretty chill and we’d just talk for a little while before he went and did his own thing! but i’m sure we’d get along.

Soll_u-x & Mit_u-na : Soll_u-x is kinda a ass..B_u-t he’s cool! honestly talking to him abo_u-t coding is interesting, finding o_u-t what coding methods he prefers and so on ya know he even helps me with coding if i’m having an issue! Mit_u-na is so c_u-te!  He’s honestly just a c_u-ddle Bee; its interesting to see how he goes abo_u-t doing certain tricks…bandaids m_u-st always be on hand. or K_u-rloz. one of the two, b_u-t other than that he’s pretty chill to hang around! in certain h_u-man terms he wo_u-ld be a “Smoke b_u-ddy”..I don’t know if that’s the correct term and how to _u-se it b_u-t, yeah!

Nepeta & Me_u-lin : Nepeta is so sweet..little terrifying at times when she brings yo_u- small dead critters b_u-t other than that she’s a doll! I enjoy her company. Me_u-lin is just as sweet as Nepeta, She’s trying to..be match maker to me and the…troll im fl_u-shed for. B_u-t from what time we’ve spent aro_u-nd each other or with each other it’s been pretty f_u-n! I like hearing what theories she has abo_u-t people’s relationships and so on..though its a lil evasive its interesting in its own right.

Kanaya & Porrim : Their both…very m_u-ch fashion queens If it weren’t for Porrim my–…Scar wo_u-ld be on f_u-ll display and i wo_u-ld be very _u-ncomfortable.. She added decals onto the o_u-tfit i wear now that Kanaya act_u-ally made! it’s s_u-ch a c_u-te romper and i love the ribbon in the back.. Porrim has helped me the most when it comes to my– what h_u-mans call a “Cr_u-sh” when he’s too oblivio_u-s to know that i’m not kidding aro_u-nd when i’ve told him how i feel… She’s been there to help me o_u-t not to mention she’s kept me from strangling Kankri with his damn whistle– I mean what?

Terezi & Lat_u-la : Terezi is…interesting. it’s nice to know how she f_u-nctions though! thro_u-gh the smell and taste st_u-ff yo_u- know? I’m—  I tolerate Lat_u-la personally…b_u-t thats a completely different thing to talk abo_u_t another time if asked abo_u-t it b_u-t other than that one thing…i don’t interact with her m_u-ch. i feel we wo_u-ld b_u-tt heads a lot.

Viriska & Aranea : I haven’t…interacted m_u-ch with the either of them honestly; Viriska always slightly p_u-t me off– like she had an intimidating A_u-ra abo_u-t her; so i never approached her. I haven’t approached Aranea either– i sho_u-ld do that sometime; thank yo_u- for reminding me Anon!

Eq_u-i_u-s & Hor_u-ss : They…Both make me extremely _u-ncomfortable..i know they mean well and have good intent b_u-t their a_u-ra’s and the way they talk so slowly makes me very _u-ncomfortable…

Gamzee & K_u-rloz : Gamzee is; again what a h_u-man wo_u-ld call a “Smoke B_u-ddy”. he can be a little scary at times b_u-t other than that he’s pretty chill. K_u-rloz is intersting..I’m trying to learn to Sign better so i can talk to him! b_u-t from what ive seen with how he is with ‘T_u-na and Me_u-lin he seems like a really cool g_u-y!

Eridan & Cron_u-s : Eridan is what yo_u- wo_u-ld call…someone with a inflated ego.. b_u-t i’m s_u-re if he tried he wo_u-ld be a pretty cool g_u-y to be aro_u-nd maybe… N’ Cron_u-s…_u-hhhh– _u-mmm…He’s cool…really cool. it’s f_u-n to  be aro_u-nd him…i enjoy his company..a lot…and– I’M GONNA STOP THERE. MOVING ON.

Feferi & Meenah : They are another set of trolls i haven’t interacted with m_u-ch not gonna lie on that… Feferi seems to be very..b_u-bbly and i feel that wo_u-ld get on my nerves and i don’t want to yell at her for her j_u-st being here ;; thats not fair to her! so i j_u-st spend a little amo_u-nt of time with her. so i don’t know her that well. and Meenah i don’t know at all..i know she can be violent. which i can admire at times. other times its not necessary. so…yeah.

B_u-t thats my two cents on them…yeah..sorry for the late reply Anon! i wanted to give yo_u- my tho_u-ghts and i narrowed it down at the top. b_u-t if yo_u- read all of it and yo_u- made it all the way down to this, YO_U- GET A WHOLE SHEET OF GLOW IN THE DARK STICKIE STARS!

[saturnmyg]

GANGSTA CHAPTER ONE

Min yoongi x Mafia!reader

warnings :  violence, drug abuse, cussing

Genre: angst, fluff, romance, drama

word count: 2,992

summary: Min yoongi aka Agust D an underground rapper on the come up , finds y/n outside of a club hurt and on the verge on passing out, little did he know saving her would turn his world upside down

AN: hey guys sorry for the late update, things have been hectic lately. anyways this isn't proof read yet but it shouldn't be all too bad.-sora

Another Author note & update: i changed the whole pov back to third one cause i felt that it would suit the story the most so hope yall dont mind

@josh-the-smol-bean-dun as always ill tag you in this!

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Intro 

Chapter one 

Yoongi took out a cigaret and lit it up. he sighed ,lately he hasn't been feeling his performances. he knew they were good but not that good, there was something missing and he couldn't pin point  it. He lost his inspiration, everything seemed almost mundane, sure he could rap about money, sex and drugs but which artist didn't rap about that. He wanted that his song inspire the listener, that it resonates with them on a deeper level .

He thought about writing love songs but every time he tried to he kept remembering his ex who was the personification of the devil and what she did to him and he'd rather not think about that. ‘’Business again?’’ He heard the security guard asking someone . ‘’As usual’’ came a monotone voice that belong to a girl.

The Security guard moved aside and open the door ,he then saw as they passed by him that it was two people. First a tall black beauty with a beanie followed by a girl of medium height with a low pony tail. As she walked she turned her head and their eyes met. Her stare was piercing, as if she could see into his soul , however they held no emotion it it.

He smirked at her and blew out the smoke. In response to that the nameless girl lifted up one eyebrow, as if to ask him if he seriously thought that would get her to come to him. And then rolled her eyes.  Before he could even say or do something, the girl and her friend already disappeared inside while the door closed behind her.

The Club was packed, hot bodies grinding at each other , drunk people laughing, some even trying to start a fight. Y/n crinkled her nose, the alcohol stench mixed with sweat was definitively not on her list of favorite things. Rukiya who was standing in front of her turned around, took her hand and and started to walk where Akiho was standing, which was hard as they had to squeeze themselfs between people to get to their destination.  

As they arrived there Y/n sat down on the bar stools while Rukiya decided to stand. ‘’Four Tequila orange shots please’’ The tall beauty screamed over the music to the blonde girl . She nodded and immediately started to pour out the shots.  

‘’They're supposed to be here at 9.30pm-’’ Akiho said as she lined up the beverages. Meanwhile Rukiya leaned closer to her so that she could understand the short girl ‘’Apparently something happened with the boss and they had to delay it a bit.’’

 Rukiya raised her eyebrows ‘’Well i don't care if they got stabbed or anything, it will make this night better if they're not at a good condition’’ she said and handed Y/n ,who was scanning the club looking for any signs of Gang member from other groups , the glass.

‘’Anyone catching your eye?’’ came Rukiyas voice right next to her ear. ‘’Nah i wasn't even looking for that.’’ She replied and rolled her eyes . ‘’C'mon boss let loose we're at a club!’’ The dark skinned girl exclaimed , Y/n looked at her, the strobing lights accentuating her features making her look otherworldly, yet slightly bizarre, and sighed. ‘’Aight lets get this party started’’ Rukiya cheered and held up the shot

‘’To hoping this meeting will not turn into a blood bath’’ She said and clinked the shot glass together. ‘’Damn did you need to ruin this moment with that negative shit? ain't no one wanna think about 'em right now’’ Rukiya grimaced.

‘’Aight hoe, to us and the gang may we stay together for a long time’’ She retorted and Rukiya grinned. They both threw back the shots and bit into the orange slice that the Akiho had provided earlier. The shot burned in Y/n’s throat which led up to her scrunching up her face while Rukiya threw her head back and laughed.

‘’I'm going to look for this guy i saw that has black hair and crazy ass dance moves’’ The tall girl shouted over the music and disappeared in the crow, Y/n nodded and waved with one hand and pulled out her phone.

Y/n: Status report

Hyun-jin: hacked into their security camera and from what I've seen and heard he's going to keep his word, i wouldn't go 100% on that though, something in my gut is saying that they're going to ambush you guys, be careful.

Y/n: Alright good, ill contact you later.

Hyun-jin: K                                                

Suddenly the music went off, while all the light was focused on the stage that was in the front of the club.

‘’Hey Hey Hey! i see you guys having a great time but the rap battle is about to begin, as ya'll already know all types of rappers are here tonight some that are even famous so you know its going down in this bitch.’’ Said the Mc ,a bald guy who was wearing a white tank top that showed off the tattoos on his chest and arms. He continued to introduce some guy that you have never heard of.

The crowd responded by giving semi- cheering as the Artist came up to the stage.

Loud bass filled the club and he started to rap, it was okay thought Y/n but judging from how the crowd was responding she clearly weren't the only one with that opinion. ‘’Not bad not bad!’’ said the Mc after the nameless rapper finished.

‘’Not bad ? that shit was whack’’ came Akiho's voice who was still behind the counter. ‘’Even Hyun-jin could spit better than that and what the hell was going on with his hairline?-’’ She continued as Y/n nodded and proceeded to take a sip of the drink that Akiho had provided earlier. ‘’It's so far back it probably  shook hands with Jesus’’ Y/n snorted almost spitting out the drink, turned around and playfully glared at the blonde girl. ‘’you tryna kill me?’’

‘’oh hush you would've been dead by now if i wanted to’’ she waved her off, which was a bold faced lie and they both knew that. ‘’Where's Rukiya though? they will be here in five minutes and her ass still ain't here yet’’ Y/n coughed. ‘’Right here beside you, its time you grow eyes on the side of your head’’

She heard the velvety voice that belonged to the tall beauty. Y/n turned around and there she was, standing in all her glory while next to her was a black haired boy.  She looked at him, then back to Rukiya and raised an eyebrow. ‘’This is the dude i was telling you, you know the one with the dance moves’’. ‘’Ah yes i remember’’ She answered and took another sip  

‘’I'm Jung Hoseok nice to meet you guys’’ He said and smiled brightly. He was cute Y/n would give him that, but she had a feeling there was more to the sunny demeanor that he'd let other's see. They all exchanged pleasantries until Akiho nudgedY/n showing her the time.

Her eyes widened and she turned around ‘’anyways Hoseok right? nice meeting ya but its time for us to disappear’’ Y/n said. His face fell and he nodded ‘’Don't worry lover boy give her your number and shell text you all day, literally.’’ She deadpanned while Rukiya shrugged her shoulder. ‘’cant blame me i love texting’’ ‘’more like sexting but thats for another topic’’. He laughed at the banter between the two girls and pushed his hair out of his face.

‘’I cant be with you guys i'm the only one on this shift tonight’’ Akiho sighed while shaking the cocktail mixer. Y/n waved her off ‘’Nah no problem we can handle this tonight but i'll have you on speed dial if something is’’ ‘’Alright see you and be safe’’ Akiho replied pouring the drink into the glass.

‘’Will do, c'mon Rukiya lets go’’ She threw over her shoulder.  The tall girl typed her number into his phone and then whispered something into Hoseok's ear ,which he replied with nodding and then continued to kiss him on the cheek leaving him flustered with a slight smirk on his face.

Y/n  laughed ‘’You totally have him hooked’’ ‘’I hope so , he's so fine bro like i touched his stomach and  holy fuck was it hard he probably got abs . It's like god came down and took his sweet time sculpting him’’ Rukiya sighed dreamily ‘’I wanted to propose on spot bitch he got it all , personality, body etc,  no joke i would no fuck that, i  WILL spread my legs like peanut butter for him’’the shorter girl grinned at that ‘’spreading them cheeks from Georgia to Florida huh’’ ‘’aside from the fact that we're in South Korea and not America , yes’’ Rukiya smirked.  During the whole talk they walked to the back side of the Club where an hallway was that led to the Rooms that one could rent.

‘’Alright they're supposed to be behind this door, Hyun-jin hacked into the security camera's here so she'll watch us from time to time’’ whispered Y/n ‘’I swear if we get killed tonight I'm coming back to haunt her sorry ass’’ Rukiya mumbled and secured the halter on her left thigh. ‘’Seconded'' she replied and took a deep breath and opened the door.

Another successful performance for Yoongi, the crowd loved him and he was pretty sure that he'd win the rap battle tonight. He took the towel and the bottle of water that the staff member handed him and wiped his face. ‘’Yo yo yo suga my man you really tore it down tonight’’ said Jihoo, the mc from earlier, and wrapped an arm around yoongi. ‘’It was given’’ came his reply a faint smile on his lips.

‘’True man true’’ the guy laughed and messed up the rappers hair. ‘’How long are you going to stay bald tho you already look like a yakuza with them dragon and snake tattoos’’ Yoongi asked. Jihoo wiggled his eyebrows ‘’you don't know that i used to be in a gang?’’ Yoongi deadpanned, he's known Jihoo for almost ten years now and from what he'd experienced and seen from him he wouldn't survive one day with the mafia. '

‘’Remember how you called me at three o'clock in the morning cause of that spider in your bathroom?’’ ‘’That spider was huge Yoongi do you hear me? h u g e’’  The mint haired boy sighed and peeled off Jihoo's arm that was still around his shoulder ‘’Stop being so dramatic it wasn't you're just a wuss’’ ‘’Im not’’ came back as ‘’whatever you say’’ said Yoongi and waved as he made his way out from backstage.

He walked over to the bar and sat down. He first looked at her face and then the name tag. ‘’Akiho? give me whiskey on the rocks’’ ‘’Coming right up’’ she replied and went right to work. A few minutes later she put down the drink in front of  him ‘’here you go’’ ‘’Thanks’’ he replied and took a sip. The liquor burned his throat giving him pleasantly warm feeling. ‘’He sighed  ‘’having a rough day?’’ she asked her expression indifferent ‘’More like a rough year’’ she hummed at that ‘’aren't we all?’’  ‘’I guess so’’ he answered and shrug his shoulders. ‘’Well at least you're not suffering alone’’ she said and continued to dry the glasses.

Yoongi threw back the remaining's of the drink, put 20 bucks on the bar-table and hopped off the stool ‘’Keep the change’’ he said over his shoulder, not waiting for her reply as he made his way outside. He opened the door that led to the backside of the club where no one was. He wasn't really in the mood to be with someone. The loud music mixed with the stench of the club gave him a slight headache. He took out a cigarette lit it and inhaled deeply and stared at the night sky.

A groan ripped him out of his thoughts , he looked around and didn't find anyone. ‘’did i just imagine that’’ he thought weary . Only a few seconds later he heard the same noise again but this time he could distinguish from where it came from. He put his hand on the wall and walked slowly to where the garbage was and saw a person or thats what he thought it was, leaning against the trash bags. The lamps on the wall weren't working making it hard for him to distinguish who or what was there

‘’Fucking hell where's my phone’’ He muttered and checked his leather jacket. A few seconds later he found it and turned on the flashlight app. He was surprised, the object turned out to be the girl he saw earlier on the front side of the club. Bruises tattered her face , neck and he presumed they were everywhere. ‘’Fuck what i'm i supposed to do now.’’ He muttered and ran his hand through his hair. As he picked her up he noticed that on one side the fabric of her sweater was wet and kinda sticky. He lifted it up and saw an open wound.

Fuck fuck fuck he panicked , let down the material and put her arms around his neck and hold her legs so he could give her a piggy back ride to his car. Once he arrived at the parking lot, forgetting about the winner announcement , he put her into the passengers seat and put the seatbelt on. Now that the car light was on he could look at her  properly.  She had sharp features that at the same time seemed soft. Long eyelashes and plump lips. She was beautiful but to put it short she looked like a hot mess.

Moving slightly she groaned out in pain. He panicked he didn't know if he should bring her to the hospital or to his apartment and stitch/bandage her himself up. The wound didn't look that deep so it couldn't be that bad right? Yoongi started up the car and drove home. 

He put on relaxing music and hummed slightly to calm himself down. Where had she come from? why was she beaten up to the point of unconsciousness, where was her friend that she came with? All these questions ran through his head but there were no definite answers, yet.

He finally arrived home , this time carrying her bridal style up the stair which was a bad decision as he now couldn't reach for his keys in jacket. He sighed, put her down and quickly opened the door to his apartment. Putting her on his couch and went straight to the kitchen, took  out the first aid kit and returned. ‘’She better don't kill me for this’’ he thought and started to pull off her sweater leaving  the nameless girl in her bra. He took out the antibacterial liquid and cotton and started to clean her wound.

From time to time she would move and groan and swat as his hand away when the pain got too much. After some time cleaning it he took out a cream and bandages and carefully bandaged her up, He decided not to stitch the girl up since he had no experience in it or whatsoever.

 Fifteen minutes later he was finished, stood up and sighed. Yoongi picked her up again and walked into his room and put her on his bed. Taking a shirt, he contemplated if he should give her a pair of sweatpants but he thought that he'd be pushing it so he decided not to.

He pulled the fresh shirt over her head, covered her with the blanket and went to the kitchen to get glass of water. He returned , placed it on the nightstand and also left some painkillers beside it. The mint haired boy took out another blanket and his pajamas and walked back into the living room. He quickly changed into the comfortable clothes, brushed his teeth and washed his face and laid down on the couch. It wasn't even five minutes before he was knocked out.

Y/n opened her eyes. Well she tried to but couldn't as one eye was swollen. The pounding coming straight back as the light hit her full force. Groaning she lifted her head and saw that on the nightstand water and a pill  she assumed to be painkillers. She reached over took the water and drowned the pill quickly. Thats when she noticed that she was in a unfamiliar room. The walls were painted white, littered with decorations , pictures and papers. Next to her was a huge kumamon plush bear ‘’ Where the hell am i’ She asked herf and jumped out of bed.

‘’Bad decision’’Y/n  muttered as she had almost collapsed from the pain on her ribcage ‘’fuck what did that fucker yesterday do’’ She continued and slowly walked down the hallway into the living room. She looked around, the living room was decorated similarly to his bedroom, just that there was also was a couch, tv and a dinning table. Speaking of couch thats where she saw the mop of unruly mint hair that belonged to the boy from yesterday night. The rest of his body was hidden underneath the blanket. It was a miracle that he hasn't choked to death yet from not breathing fresh air.

Y/n slowly walked over and shook him. With no avail ‘’wake up’’ She shook him again. He grunted and turned the other way. She sighed deeply still clutching her side and tried to rip of the blanket as best as you could with one hand. ‘’Dude wake the fuck up’’ She said , still not answer it was like he was dead.

 Finally after a decade she ripped the blanket of and shook him hard it wouldn't surprise her if he got a concussion from it . ‘’The hell?!’’ he grunted and quickly sat up and looking around.  Y/n lifted her eyebrow when his eyes landed and her

‘’Where the fuck am i and what the hell am i doing in your home?’’

hey hope you like this part!!, again id love to hear your criticism and opinions on this chapter!  

[roommateofmyimagination-blog]

Chapter 17: Heart break, Confessions, fun times, to Cinnamon rolls!!

✗ Adrian  ✗ 

“YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!” Aj suddenly started yelling from the other room that he and Karim went to and when he finished yelling it was silently expect when Kenny started to trot over to where they went and his little bell started jingling.

I looked over at Val and he had the same expression i did and he was staring back at me with all the same questions i had and we both needed answers.  Kenny came back out after a few more moments of silence and his bell jingled as he fast walked back to the table. Aj and Karim came out soon after him and Aj had a hand on his face and walked past the table.

“Sorry for yelling, give me a minute.” He walked to the kitchen and it sounded like he was getting water.

Karim sat back down in his seat across from Val and beside me, i leaned a bit away from him on accident. “Its alright Adrian, we’re sorry for the sudden leaving and Aj yelling.” he smiled at the both of us and then looked up when Aj came back in. “you good Hon?”

“Yeah.” He ran a hand over his mouth and his shirt looked wet.

“Why is your shirt semi-wet?” Val looked up at him when he pulled his chair out from the table and sat down.

“I had to get a glass of water and i dribbled on my shirt.” He pulled his shirt out a bit and looked at the dark line going down his chest from the water. “I could go shirtless.” He smirked and chuckled at Val. Karim smacked him lightly on the arm. “What?” Aj touched his arm and smiled at Karim.

“We eat with shirts on in this house.” Karim puffed his cheeks out playfully.

“Thats not what you said last night.” Aj smirked seductively and leaned closer into Karim. Karim blushed and softly shoved Aj away from him as he laughed softly.

“You two need a room.” Valentine giggled and shook his head.

“We do, its upstairs.” Aj then turned to look at Val, ”Its where we learned that we were going to be blessed with you in this family.” he gently rubbed Val’s head.

Val dropped his silverware and covered his face trying not to laugh, “Oh my god,” he started laughing.

Dinner went by smoothly again after that point and it was all fun and laughs. When we finished eating Karim and Val went to do the dishes while Aj and I helped put food away or separate it to take home with us and clean up the table and put things back where they belong. Kenny made his way into the kitchen and he stood up against Karim’s leg and meowed at him begging for some of the dinner cutely. Karim caved in and he gave Kenny and Aero some of the dinner as well and they happily ate away and he fed the bird,who i later learned was named Hadi, some of her dinner as well.

I popped my head in the kitchen, “I need a smoke break, i’ll be back in real quick.”

“I’m going with you.” Aj closed the fridge and came up to me and put a hand around my neck.

“Austin.” Karim spoke out from behind us with a firm voice and we looked back to see him and he had a very stern look on his face.

“Im not going to smoke, i promise babe.” Aj smiled at him, “I just wanna get some fresh air. Cmon Adrian.”  Aj pulled me along beside him and he took me outside in the backyard where they had a nice little patio and built in pool.

I pulled out my pack of cigarettes and lit one and put it in my mouth, taking in a deep hit and letting it out “So, why are you out here with me?”  

“Wanted to tell ya something. Well, now two things.” He turned to look at me with his hands on his chest. I looked at him with a raised brow to continue. “One, you need to stop smoking. Val and Karim dont like it.” I opened my mouth and he cut me off, “I know i use to smoke and you need to stop for your health and everyone else's. Two.” He paused and glared at me. “We’re going to training tomorrow morning. Just us two.”

“Uuuh, why just us? Are you going to try and kill me for a third time?” I asked and took another long hit.

“Possibly, dunno yet. But be there at six am.” He said flatly and tilted his head back a bit to look even more down on me like a father would.

Coughing violently, he then patted my back, “why so fucking early?” I patted my chest and cleared my throat.

“Because i have other shit i have to do tomorrow and you need to learn to wake up early i bet. It’ll be good i promise. Now hurry up.” He thunked me on the back one last time.

Sighing heavily, i took one more drag and then put my cigarette out tossing it in a trash bin they had outside. Aj dragged me back inside and too the kitchen where we heard the other two laughing together. When we came back in Karim and Val had set up a whole, i shit you not, make your own sundae bar just in the five minutes we were gone.

“Oh god, babe.” Aj chuckled and walked over to Karim. “Is this why you made me buy all those sweets?” he wrapped his arms around Karim’s waist.

“Of course! But i think we got too much, and i know you dont like to binge on sweets.” Karim put a hand up on Aj’s face and  smiled up at him.

“Hmmm, only sweet thing i need is you.” Aj leaned over Karim and kissed him on his cheek and neck, causing Karim to giggle.

“Make your own this time!” Karim laughed as Aj kept kissing on him, “you two take as much as you like, big man here wont eat most of it.”

“Can do!” Val smiled and handed me a bowl when i got closer to him.

Karim, Val and I all made huge mounds of ice cream on top of brownies,cookies or a banana and had so much toppings on them it looked like we were going to put ourselves in a sugar coma. Aj didnt make one and would only pick off fruits that were laid out. We made our way to the living room and sat there to talk. I sat on the floor as the other three sat on the sofa. Kenny made his way over to me and he sat beside me and sniffed my bowl and stared at me with those wide tealy green eyes of his. Eventually we ended up watching Aero chase kenny around the house like a mad chicken. Eventually kenny rolled onto his back and exposed his belly in defeat and Aero pinned him like she did Demmy and started cleaning him, making Kenny whine sadly and trying to push her away. Aj was later forced to stop stealing karim’s ice cream and made to go get his own and when he came back he had a peeled banana hanging in his mouth and a bowl of fruit and some ice cream to go with it. Once we finished the ice cream and cleaned up Val and I decided to head home for the night.

I struggled getting Aero away from kenny and getting her wrapped up in my jacket, “Cmon princess.” i rubbed her chin and she meowed sadly, “I know, you dont wanna leave your buddy here but we gotta go home.” i stared down at her as she still laid on Kenny. She let out another sad meow. “Cupcaaaaaaake, your cat is being an asshole.” i turned to look at Val who just finished giving a hug to Karim and Aj.

“Alright.” he chuckled and came over to me, “Cmon princess, i’ll bring you back over here another time.” Aero behaved for Val and he picked her up and we wrapped her back up in my jacket. “Thank you for having us.” Val hugged Karim one last time.

“Of course! Come over again any time, just send a warning.” Karim hugged Val back and laughed lightly.

“It was fun being here, thank you.” I smiled at Karim and bowed my head a bit at Aj as he stared intently at me.

“Of course, it was nice getting to talk to you more Adrian.” Karim smiled at me and hugged me as best he could as i held onto the princess. Aj and I just kinda bumped elbows as i held onto Aero.

We said our good byes and left. Val holding a bag of left overs and sweets that Karim let us take home. We got home a bit later than we had expected. When we got inside i let aero drop to the floor and she shook her body and fluffed her fur. Bouncing towards the bedroom she meowed and instantly there was a squeak afterwards. We walked in afterwards and it looked like Aero just pinned demyan and started cleaning him like she did kenny.

I started takin my clothes off and ended up in my boxers as val watched me with a small blush. “Im heading to bed.” I grabbed a pair of shorts to wear to bed and tied my hair up in a very messy bun. “Aj wants me at the gym stupid early tomorrow.” I yawned and grabbed Aero and gently put her on the floor and off of Demyan. “Princess, i think he’s clean enough.” i laughed and gently petted her head. She meowed and walked over to Val’s bed.

“Alright, sounds good, im tired myself and have things to do tomorrow anyways.”  he smiled and then got ready for bed himself. “Good night.”

“Night cupcake.” I flopped on my bed after Demyan moved and then later flew out the window. Popping my earbuds in turning to face the wall.

Morning came around sooner than i would have liked and the alarm to my phone started blaring in my ears. Turning it off, i sat up and rubbed my head from the noise. “Fucking headache.” I mumbled and looked over to Val’s side of the room. I waited to hear a shower running, but i heard nothing. Getting out of bed i walked to the living space and saw a note from Val saying how he’s out doing his errands. “Oh, thats where he is. Okay can do.” I yawned and walked to the kitchen and grabbed some fruit to eat. Walking back to the bedroom, i sae Demyan crawling out of his drawer. “Hey, i need you to transform me.”

He yawned, “why?”

“I need to meet Aj soon.” I but the rest of my fruit in my mouth, “Or he’ll kick my ass i bet.”

He sighed “fine fine.” He crawled out and poofed turning into his Human form. “Do you not need to get dressed so when you change back, you are not naked?”

“Youre smart, thats a good plan.” I quickly got dressed into some torn blue jeans and a band tshirt and grabbed my shoes and tossed them on. Lifting my shirt up, “Have at it.”

“Have fun with whatever you will be doing with Aj.” Demyan touched the little bat on my charm and i felt my clothes get tight and cold. “Hm, yes.” He smirked wickedly, “if you train well i will give you your upgrade.”

“Sounds good, Sleep good little dude.” I gave him a peace sign and watched him poof into his bat form then focused on teleporting myself out of the room and onto a nearby rooftop. It didn’t take me long to get to where Aj wanted us to meet up. When i got there i saw him in a completely new outfit and his hair went from the deep long red hair to a shorter much more orange color. His back too me was covered in tiger stripes and i didnt know if that was the magic or his tattoo. “Hey, you look funny.” I slowly walked up to him.

He turned around and when i got to see his front i stopped walking, “Yeah, i got to be upgraded to level three.”

I just stared at him and stared directly at his chest and abs. I knew Aj was beefy and well fit but he just looked so strikingly good right now, “Dude i cant take you seriously right now with all the nakedness.”

“Thats a very bad decision on your end.” He growled and he walked closer to me before spinning on his left leg and bringing his right leg up and nailing me right in the side and sending me flying towards the trees.

My body slammed into the trunk of the tree and i could not tell if the crack sound was any of my bones or the sound of the tree bark breaking from my impact. I stood against the dented tree and wrapping my arms around my body. My left side hurting from the impact of the tree and my right hurting from his kick. Spitting out some blood from my mouth, i looked over at Aj slowly walking closer to me, his feet breaking the ground under him as he walked. Pushing myself off the tree weakly i turned to face him, my hair falling in front of my face, “the hell was that for?” I yelled.

He took one more step closer to me and with his last step he left the biggest crater from his foot slamming down on the ground, Looking up to his face i could see the anger in his eyes and his posture was so rigid and he stared down at me from his head lifted up and backwards. “That was for whatever the fuck you did to Valentine.”

“Excuse me?” I snarled at him, “What i did to Val?” I glared at him, confused as to what he was talking about.

He took a long stride to me and grabbed me by my collar and pulled me forward and he turned so his back was facing the tree that my body broke and he threw my whole body down into the ground. If i didnt know if any bones were broke at the first impact, i could say some bones were broken now from the second. Aj growled loudly and got on top of me, “Im not playing games with you adrian!”

I weakly got my hands on his wrists and tried to pull his hands off of me, “I dont know what you’re talking about!” I coughed hard, “I didn’t do anything to cupcake!”

“Karim told me that Val lost his virginity and i can only assume it was from you!” He slammed my body even further into the ground.

Yelping from the further impact i still tried to hold onto his wrists. Trying to process what he said in my head quickly before he tried to kill me. “His….” I paused and then it hit me, my eyes going wide to closing, i laughed loudly through the coughs and the pain in my chest.

“The hell are you laughing for?”Aj lifted my body up off the ground, my head falling back limp from all the impact i had on my back, “this isn’t something i find funny, Adrian.” He growled deeply.

“If by virginity, you mean i gave him his first ever blow job, then yes I did. But we didn’t have sex.” I picked my head up a bit and smirked at him. “It was just some casual fun with each other.”

I watched as Aj’s eyes went from glaring at me to slowly going wider, and then back to glaring at me. He took a hand off my collar and slapped me across the face, hard. Dropping me on the ground again, he snarled at me, “Don’t fuck with him like that!” he yelled at me. “Val isn’t the type of guy to be a sleaze ball and just do one night stands or be a fuck buddy!”

“It was just going to be that one time.” I mumbled, my body in intense pain. “It won’t happen again.”

“I dont care if it doesnt happen again.” he was still pissed the fuck off. “Its the fact you did that to him! Val’s a sweet gentle kind boy and doesnt need to be toyed around by a dick like you.” He had a firm hold of my suit again.

“Will you fucking listen to me?” I put both hands on his wrist again.

“If you say the wrong thing, im going to beat the shit out of you. But yes, I’ll listen.” He growled from his chest.

“I know, i fucked up. I got too sexual with him, i know, i’ll admit it was all my fault. I couldn’t help myself and i just really needed to be physical with Val, but it wasn’t against his will. He wanted to do it too.” Aj started snarling at me as i spoke, “but….I’m not going to do it again.” I let go of his wrist and let my arms fall back to my sides weakly, “I’m not going to touch him like that anymore. I know Val is too good to be with a guy like me...even though i do like him a lot, he deserves so much better than me.”  I felt my body tense up and my heart sink “He said himself, not to kiss him too much and that he’ll get use to it and I wont get the result im looking for.”  I felt Aj’s grip lessen on my shirt and he stopped snarling at me and as silent. “I don’t wanna ruin our friendship, so im not going to make him a fuck buddy.”

Aj let go of my collar, and he looked at me so shocked. “Hold on.” He got off me and sat beside me but put his legs over me so i wouldn’t move. He brushed a hand over his earring and he turned back to normal, pulling out his cellphone.

“Wait, you can change yourself at level three?” I asked and tried to pick my head up and failing miserably.

“No, we could always have done it, im assuming Demyan never told you either.” he typed away on his phone quickly. “Just touch your charm.”

I eyed him as he texted and then reached for my little bat hip charm, and it worked surprisingly. When i looked down at my body i was back to being myself, but oh god i was in so much more pain now. I groaned in pain and dropped my head back down, i felt like i couldn’t move and if i did i was going to break everything in my body that wasn’t already broken. About five minutes passed before a new figure was flying down towards Aj and i. He had long blonde hair, white wings, and wraps around his body with dark gray puffy pants.

“Sorry that took so long.” he spoke and he sounded familiar. “Hey honey.” He walked over and kissed Aj.

“Hey babe. Mind fixing Adrian for me, i….really fucked up.” Aj spoke low after kissing the man back and he looked at me fairly upset.

“Karim?” I asked and picked my head up, Aj moving his legs off my body.

“Yeah, im a magical boy too. Ive been one for awhile.” He smiled and kneeled down beside me, “but be quiet, let me heal you. Aj took a lot of anger out on you didn’t he.” he spoke softly and and put his hands on my body, a white light engulfing me and slowly making the pain go away.

I laid there still as Karim worked on healing my body and listening to Aj tell him what i said and what happened. Karim got a bit angry at Aj for taking the anger out on me without listening to my side of the story, but even Karim didn’t know all of the story himself. I felt like i was going to pass out from the pain or the soothing feeling of Karim taking the pain away.  When he was done, he helped me up and made sure i was okay to move around and nothing hurt anymore.

“So what do you plan to do?” Karim spoke softly and sweetly to me as we stood there, all out of our magical forms.

I stared at me feet silent for a moment, “I dont know.” I spoke so low it barely came out of my mouth as a whisper. Clearing my throat a bit, “I think Val needs to find someone better than me, so i’ll just leave him be but stay his friend. I’d like to see him happy with someone.” I smiled softly at Karim and Aj.

“But Adrian…” Aj spoke and put a hand on my shoulder.

I smiled up at him more, “Look its okay, I’m not upset.” i played with my hair over my shoulder, “you’d both admit that I’m not the most fit person to be Val’s boyfriend.”

“Maybe ask him how he feels about you before you decided to give up on it?” Karim spoke and held my hand in his, “being a friend to him still is great, but that doesn’t mean you have to give up on him.”

“I know, but i just get the feeling that Val doesn’t feel the same.” I continued to play with my hair and look down. “But thanks for the advice. I kinda wanna go home and take a shower.”

“Alright.” Karim smiled and looked at Aj, “take him home okay.”

“Yeah, come with me.” Aj motioned for me to follow him. We both got on his motorcycle and he drove slowly back to my building because i wasn’t wearing a helmet and i was just holding onto him.We stayed silent the whole ride until i got off the back seat. “Hey, i’m sorry for beating you up.” Aj lifted his visor up so I could see his face.

“Its alright, i understand why you did it.” I held my fist out for him to bump and he did, “I’ll see you around.”

“Yeah, take it easy man.” He said and put his visor back down and rode off.

I walked up the stairs to our room and when i went in, there was still no sign of val. Sighing loudly, i went to the bathroom and stripped down. Taking a long hot shower. Most of it was just me standing there under the water and trying to relax my body from Aj tossing me around earlier. When i got out of the shower, i dried my hair and got dressed in some fresh clothes and laid on the bed with Aero beside me and Demyan sleeping in the drawer. I laid there for a couple of hours just petting Aero and when i realized it was after noon, i grabbed my phone and texted Kane, “hey wanna hang out?”

He texted back pretty quickly, “sure, doing what?” he asked.

“I need stress relief.” i texted back and sat up on the bed, trying not to disturb Aero.

“Oh, like….get high kind?” he messaged back.

“yeah. “ is all i sent back. Later Kane told me to meet at his place and sent me his address. I got off the bed and petted Aero one last time. “See you two later.” I fixed the window for Demyan if he wanted to leave and also left some food and water for the before i left.

The drive to Kane’s wasn’t bad given his house was close to the school, but he lived on campus for some reason or another. When i got there, he was sitting on a patio swing and waved at me. Parking on the side of the road, i got out and met him at the door.

“Sup.” he held out a fist fro a bump.

Knocking my fist against his, “Sup, why do you live on campus when you live so close to school?”

He turned towards the door and laughed, “me and my step mom dont get along well, plus i went to a two year school for my engineering degree. So i wanted to try living on campus for the rest of what i wanted to do. Its mostly to get away from my mom.” he opened the door and lead me inside. His house wasnt too big or small, it was a nice size and fairly homey feeling. It was all simple things that decorated the house, lot of Auto Mechanic stuff laying around the house. The sound of claws hitting wooden floor came closer to us and then came this big ass dog out of nowhere and jumped in front of Kane and then barked at me. “Hey woah boy, he’s a friend his name is Adrian.” kane had a hand on the dogs back and chest.

I backed up a bit so the dog was a bit away from me, “Oh god, what is he?” i eyed the god, and i could tell he was not a purebred but i couldn't exactly tell what he was.

Kane laughed and the dog sat beside his feet, “he’s a german shepherd husky mix, he’s my baby, His name is Sergei and you can call him Sir.”  Kane patted the dog’s back gently and he instantly came over to me and waited patiently, “give him your hand he wants to sniff you, he wont bite. I take him to the shop a lot.”

I looked at Sergei then Kane, kane had left the hall and went to a different room. I held my hand out to Sergei flat so he could sniff my palm, once he was done sniffing me he licked my hand then gently nipped at my pants. “uuuuh, he’s biting me.”  i spoke a bit loudly so Kane could hear me.

Instant laughing came down the hall and Sergei stopped nipping at me and sat by my foot. “No he is not, if he bit you, you’d be cry like a little bitch.” He came out from a different hall way, “Sir, go show Adrian outside.” he snapped and pointed off down the main hall towards what looked like a living room. Sergei instantly trotted off towards where Kane had pointed, “Come with me, we’re going outside.” He had a few things in his hands and he followed after his dog.

Following Kane we went outside where Sergei went to go run around in the large backyard they had. Kane took me to a different little sitting area that wasn’t their patio and sat on another swinging bench. “You guys like swinging chairs?”

“My dad does, weird i know.”  he kept it still for me to sit on and then rocked us back and forth slowly. “But yeah whats up dude?” he pulled out a case and stuck a lighter in his mouth as he opened the little tin case,

“Dude, do you prewrap weed and then store it like a chipmunk?” I laughed lightly as i watched Kane do his thing.

“Ye.” He chuckled from holding the lighter in his mouth, and pulled out a blunt and spit the later back in his hand. “Parents dont really support the smoking step mom hates it but dad knows it helps a bit, wish i did something different but eh. Just says if i do it here, go outside and be safe if im else where.” he stared at me before lighting it, “but, you, whats up?”

I sighed and drapped my arms over the bench as we swung, “lots of stress, looooooots of fucking stress.” I dropped my head back.

“Liiiike?” he asked and we kept swinging.

“You know Val? The red haired guy you met like twice?” I turned to look at him and he nodded, “well we got touchy feely and he told Karim, whos his best friend so i dont mind. But then Aj, karim’s boyfriend, got pissy about it and had to have a talk with me about it, and i dont know what to do.” i sighed, “can you light that before i strangle you? Or let me do it?”

Kane laughed and handed me the lighter and blunt, watching me light it. “Have you talked to val about it?” he asked and i shook my head, “talk to him dude, thats key.”

I blew out a cloud of smoke and handed it to kane, who took a hit himself, “Im thinking of just like...ditching the touchy feely part and just not doing it anymore but stay his friend.”

Kane looked over at me, “Do you like Val?” he asked.

“Yeah.” I spoke softly and took the blunt from him.

“Sooooo, tell him?” he leaned forward when Sergei came closer and he threw a ball for him. “If you like him tell him, if he doesnt have the same feelings then you can be in single club with me.” He smiled like a dork at me and i chuckled, “But for real, just talk to him. If you can stay friends great if you can date even greater.”

I let out the smoke before giving it to kane to take a hit, “I know, but, i feel like i can tell that he doesnt like me the same way. I dont wanna hurt or corrupt the kid.”

“I know that feeling.” he took his hit then took the fabric he had around his neck and pulled it up to push his hair back, leaving a chunk that laid on his forehead. “But you still should talk to him after you think about it more.”

He handed me the blunt, but before i could take it from him Sergei dropped his ball by my feet and i had to throw it for him. Taking the blunt from kane i took a hit, “I know but i still feel like i should just cut it off before it starts.”

“You could, but i think thats hurting you more then helping him and that sucks ass.” Kane crossed his ankles as we swung on the bench. “But dude, you do whats best.”

“Yeah, imma try.”  I took a deep hit and let Kane have it.

We mostly sat outside playing with Sergei and swinging on this bench together, talking about how our semester was going or work. We got onto some real deep topics that seemed weird given we barely knew each other, but i felt like i was getting to know a lot about Kane and he was learning about me. I realized i got along really well with Kane even if we weren't high or anything, he was a good guy and really understanding. He had his own issues like everyone else but he always tried to be a friend who was understanding and help others out. We went inside after a while and he showed me around his house and we went to his room where he had large glass cage that held a lizard of some sort in it. I didn’t even bother wanting to fuck with that lizard, later told he’s a bearded dragon not just a lizard. I decided to just hang out with Sergei and pet him as we child in Kane’s room and tended to our munchies need.

It got a little late then we expected and Kane’s dad had come home from work and with his little half- sister. I got to meet his dad and sis before leaving with Kane to go back to the campus. It seems like Kane only stays at home for family events or on weekends to be with his sister. If he has work or school stuff to do he’s usually on campus with his roommate Yori.

“I’ll see you around Kane.” I held up a peace sign to him and then waved to his sister and dad.

“Yeah, totally text me when ever you wanna hang out.” He smiled and got into his truck.

Kane headed off back to campus and i went to that spot i showed Val deep in the middle of know where to be alone for awhile longer. Being with Kane helped a lot and being with Aj and Karim made me realize a lot. But i still didnt want to go back to the dorm yet. I pulled up off road and took the walk up the hill through trees and brushes until i was in the clearing on top the hill and could look off over the trees.

Sitting down in the grass i pulled out my phone and earbuds plugging them in and falling back in the grass. Not answering any texts or calls. I just wanted to be alone, and when i finally was alone i felt everything crumple inside of me and i started to cry. I sat up and put my hands on my face and curled forward in on myself. I felt like shit for pissing off Aj, worrying Kane and mostly just feeling like i used Val. I should have never teased him like i did and never have gotten that physically with him that we masturbated together. I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life before and not feel bad for any of it, but im feeling awful for this just in so short of time.

I had calmed down from the break down and still felt like shit so all i did was lay there in the grass and listened to my music play as i felt the soft breeze go over me. Singing softly to myself and not worrying about anything for however long it was that i was out here. It had gotten dark and i was looking up at the star filled sky for god knows how long.

“Adrian?!” I heard a loud familiar voice shout my name over the music playing in my earbuds. Turning it off and taking my earbuds out, i turned around and saw Valentine standing there. He was panting from i guess running up this way and his hair was all sorts of fucked up. He was in those shorts that showed off almost all of his legs and he had on a loose shirt that hung off both of his shoulders.

I sat up to fully to see him and not crane my neck, “What are you doing here-”

Val looked like he was going to cry and ran the rest of the way over to me, tackling me with his full body weight that was probably only some odd hundred pounds. He knocked me down onto my back and buried his face into my chest. “I’m sorry, I’m so so sorry. I realize when I said that to you before about the kissing it came off as I didn’t want you to do it. I want you to. I want you to be happy and randomly surprise me. I know i’m being selfish, but I want you to tell me when I fuck up. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry Adrian, I didn’t mean to.” he sounded like he was crying now and he held onto me tightly with his arms around me as his body laid between my legs.

I looked him all over trying to process what he was saying, “Did Kane, Aj or Karim tell you what i said?” I started to play with his hair a bit, taking the loose clip out of his hair and letting it fall down so i could fix the stray aways.

He picked his head up, flipping some of his red hair back, “I don’t care about any of that. You didn’t come back and it made me worried. I thought something bad happened to you and I’m going to get yelled at by AJ later for the stupid things I did in order to get here, but I don’t care. I just want you to be okay.” his voice started to crack on different words randomly as tears ran down his cheeks.

I grabbed his face in my hands gently, “Im okay, i just needed some time alone and i didn’t want you to have to deal with me being an asshole.” I ran my thumb over his cheek and cleaning off any dirt and tears off his face. “Are you okay? What did you do?” I fixed his shirt a bit that itd sit on his shoulders more so then drop off of them.

“Then be an asshole with me. Tell me I did something stupid. Don’t just disappear on me. Not answering my texts or phone calls.” he sat up a bit between my legs and ran a hand over his eyes, sniffling and hiccuping a bit as he spoke again, “I told him to shut up and drive me and then I jumped off the bike before he stopped, then I shoved the helmet in his arms and ran. That’s after tripping down the last flight of stairs at the apartment and rolling my ankle running down the hill to fast.”

“Oh fuck, Valentine.” I finally got a good look at the scrapes on his hands, arms and his knees and the ankle he rolled was a bit swollen in his shoe. “Im taking you home.” I scooted away from him a bit to get up and then i put my hand around his back and under his legs to lift him up. “We’re going home so i can get you patched up and get Aero on you.” I shifted him to where he slide in my arms and his body was against my chest, “Put your arms around me.”

“But it doesn’t hurt. I’ll be fine,” he whined a bit and squirmed in my arms trying to get out of my hold, “You’re what’s important right now, not me.”

I stared down at him and he looked up at me next I slammed my lips against his. I squeezed his thigh a bit as i kissed him, Val tensed up before loosening up and grabbing hand full of my shirt. “Shut up, and do what i ask you, please.” I whispered when i pulled just enough away from him to speak. “I dont care if it doesnt hurt now, im going to get you home and patched up before it hurts. Then you can come at me as much as you want then.”

“But, Adrian…okay, you win this one.” He looked away from me, his cheeks a soft pink and his cheeks puffed out a bit as he pouted slightly.

I smiled down at him softly and walked down the hill slowly with Val in my arms and he finally wrapped his arms around me. He’d help and move some of the tree branches out of my way and when we got to where i parked we saw Aj sitting on the bike his feet planted on the ground as he was texting away. He looked up and his eyes went wide so fast, “Oh my god, Val are you okay?!”

“I’m okay, I promise. Nothing hurts.” Val clung a bit more to me and laughed sheepishly and not making eye contact with Aj. Aj stared real hard at Val and it made him turn his face so he was burying his face in my chest.

“Hes not. Im going to take him home and get him fixed up.” I walked to my car and pulled my keys out to unlock the door then open the passenger side and I sat Val down in the seat then closed the door on his before he could say anything. I walked over to Aj and stood with my back to Val.

Aj looked up at me with a glare and whispered really low, “You know this is your fault. He could have really badly hurt himself.”

“I know, and i know its my fault. Its why im going to take him home and get him iced and patched up.” I hissed low at him.

“You know if he broke any bones i was going to break your neck.” He growled at me and the glare got more intense.

“Yeah well take it out on me at training next time.” I leaned in closer to him with a nasty look of my own.

“Oh i well.” He leaned away from me, “text me or karim when you get home and hes taken care off.”

“Can do.” I backed away from him and let him turn around on his back and then walked to the drivers side of my car and got in, turning the car on. “Ready to go home and be a cat’s bed for awhile?”

“What, I’m not allowed to be your bed first?” He smirked at me trying to look real seductive before his lips turned to a smile and he started giggling from his own remark.

I ruffled up his hair before putting the car in reverse. “Yeah no, I would squish you like a pancake.” When i got us off the dirt road, i put a hand on Val’s thigh and drove with only one hand and going slow back to the dorms. “I’m really sorry.” I squeezed his thigh a bit more.

“You don’t have to be sorry. Just talk to me when something's bothering you. That’s what I’m here for, okay?” he put a hand over mine and i looked over at him he had a smile on his face.

“Can do.” I smiled back and got into the parking lot for our building and got a fairly close spot to our building. “Stay there.” I got out and came over to help him out of the seat and when he was out and the door was closed, I instantly picked him back up and walked up the three flights of stairs with Val in my arms. When we got to the door I let Val down and opened the door for him to wobble inside. “On the couch or pick a bed. Do you want anything for the scrapes and ankle or just leave you with Aero?”

“I should probably clean them out first, to be honest. I don’t want gravel stuck in my legs and arms and icing my ankle first would be best." He wobbled to the bathroom and it pained me to see him wobble that I instantly picked him back up again and he yelped in surprise and wiggled his legs in the air before i let him stand in the tub and he sat down on the ledge. “I can do this on my own.”

“Want me to leave you then and provide you the ice pack for later?” I gathered all of his hair and quickly braided it behind his head and took a ponytail older off the sink and tied his hair up.

“If you want. Thank you for helping. It means a lot.” he tilted his head back and smiled at me. I got him the peroxide and helped him with his arms, and i got his arms all cleaned out, he did his legs himself.

I went to go get an icepack ready for his ankle. Grabbing a ziplock bag and filling it with ice, i got a towel to wrap around and left the kitchen to see Val hobbling to the bedroom. I helped him the rest of the way over and got him seated on his bed. “Hold this to your ankle.” I gave him the ice bag then grabbed one of my dirty button up shirts and managed away to keep the icepack on his leg so he didnt have to hold it and sat down beside him, “So need to get any anger out towards me?”

He tapped his chin with a finger, “Just one thing.” he turned and tackled me to the bed with time and swung his leg over my body and straddled me, sitting on my hips. “Uuuuh.” I stared up at him confused, “what cha doooooiiin?” I raised brow trying really hard on not to touch his thighs or think about the fact that hes actually kinda sitting on my dick. Im kinda failing but im trying not to touch or get a boner in this situation.

“I will sit on you and you will put your hands here,” he grabbed my hands and put them on top of his thighs, “And you can’t move them for the amount of time I have to ice my ankle.” he had a wicked smirk on his face, which was not common from val.

“And do what?” I looked from his thighs up to him, saying it pretty flatly, “I dont see how this is a punishment or you getting anger out on me.”

“You’re not allowed to squeeze my thighs, run your hands up or down my thighs. Not allowed to get up and if you try i will press my ass harder onto your pelvis.” He stared down at me with those blue eyes from his bright red hair but spoke in the sweetest voice ive ever heard come out of him.

“You know i can easily knock you over and pin you right? You weigh like what a solid hundred pounds?” I looked him up and down, “its not going to be hard, i promise, I’ll do it.” i smirked up at him.

“Okay,”he got up off me and when i picked my head up, he gave my dick a good hard squeeze. Groaning loudly i dropped my head back down and Val plopped his bubble ass back down on my lap again, “And I weight a one hundred and forty five pounds thank you very much~.” he purred so happily, satisfied with his work and made himself comfortable again. He picked my hands back up again and put them on his thighs.

“Hey val, im just going to say this straight up.” I looked up at him before dropping my head back again, “I feel really bad for the things we did the other night. I kinda do like you and i enjoyed it dont get me wrong. But i feel like im not the type of guy you need to be with. I can tell that you deserve someone way fucking better i am, and i dont wanna hurt you in anyway. Im happy having you a friend, i dont wanna make things awkward between us. So i was thinking that we should just cut things like this off before we get too close, I wanna see you happy and loved but...I dont think thats with a guy like me.” I laid there with my eyes closed waiting for his response.

“Well…than why don’t we solve that problem now and start dating? You think you’re not the right guy for me, but how are we really supposed to know unless we try? Unless you would rather just be friends with benefits. But I can tell you now I’m not cutting ties with you.” he spoke softly and when i looked up at him he had a smile on his face.

“Cupcake…” I paused and my fingers twitched on his thighs but i kept my hands there, “I dont wanna just make you a fuck buddy, you’re a good guy and thats really shity of me to do that too you. Can you even see yourself dating a guy like me? Im a druggie, an asshole who ditches people when im in bad moods and an asshole in general, and think i can make a career on singing and photography. Im not a model boyfriend or a guy you want your parents to meet.”

“So? You don’t have to be perfect, Besides who said I would want a goodie two shoes who can do no wrong anyways? You say you’re a druggie, but since we became roommates, this is the first time you’ve broken down and done anything drug related. And someone needs to be the asshole and you need someone who can be an asshole right back to you when you deserve it.” He played with a bit of my hair and spoke sweetly.

I stared at him before chuckling to myself and dropping my head back a bit, “you know if we’re dating it will only last as long as you dont tell Aj, cuz hes going to kill me if he finds out.” I looked back up at with a smirk on his face, “So how does that sound?”

“I think we can keep it a secret. I’ll try my best to not tell  Karim either. If he knows then he’s probably going to tell AJ.” he smiled softly and chuckled to himself.

“Aaaaaah, im going to die at the young youthful age of nineteen from an angry beef exfootball player because im dating his adopted, but not really, red headed child with a radioactive alien cat companion.” I laughed loudly, “my fucking adventure sucks.”

“Your adventure doesn’t suck, it’s only just begun actually.” he laughed  then leaned closer to me.

“How or Does that mean these thirty minutes is up and we can do something about you sitting on my dick?” I leaned forward closer to him and bite his lips but he pulled away from me just at the right moment.

“No, you keep your hands still mister.” he had that wicked smirk on his lips again, he scooted himself up a bit and leaned his hand back and grabbed my crotch again and rubbing on my junk slowly and softly, “Does this make it harder?”

Groaning a bit i dropped my head back on the mattress and twitching my lips into a smirk as he rubbed me, “Im about to say fuck it and rip that ice pack off you fucking foot and run from you cuz you cant chase me.”

“You can squeeze my thighs, no moving them, though.” Val started rubbing on me more and faster this time through my jeans, squeezing me randomly from time to time.

“Aaaaah how much longer do we have.” i let out a shaky sigh and squeezed his thighs so hard i might leave bruises on his legs.

“Honestly, i dont know.” He started laughing as he rubbed on me.

“Fuck it!” I leaned upwards making Val go backwards so his now on his mattress. He laughed all the way down and i got his arms above his head and his thighs on my hips. “You’re a adorable evil little fucking asshole you know that? I feel like i might have to just spank you so hard on the ass you cant sit for a week, and if its healed i’m spanking you again.”  

Val got a soft little pink blush on his cheeks as he started laughing uncontrollably and trying to hide his face from me and turning his face to bury it by his arm and pillow. “Is it time for the cat and bed or?” I asked through my own laughs.

He turned his head to look at me and bit his lip a bit before speaking, “Well, that depends on how much I can make you hot and bothered.” the blush on his cheeks were a shade darker and made those blue eyes look so nice.

I eyed him and smirked, tilting my head to the side a bit then lowering my hips down to press into his knowing that he’d feel the boner in my jeans, keeping his hands above his head, i moved one hand off his wrists and onto his thighs sliding up and down his smooth skin, “Does that help tell you?”

He kept giggling and stared up at me, “It does.” he wiggled his hips and legs against me, grinding on me.

He watched my reaction as i dropped my head onto his chest letting out a soft groan and biting my bottom lip. “Fuck cupcake, you shouldn’t tease me too much. Masturbating won’t fix it this time, but i dont wanna take this too fast.” i put a hand on his hip making him stop grinding against me. I let go of his wrists and put my other hand on his hip as well and pushed myself up from him and ran a hand through my hair and pushing it back away from my face.

He eyed me up and down and licked his lips a bit and smiling at me, eyes filled with need and his hand came up and touched on my stomach “I see you’re being sexy and I like it.”

“I could be so much worse.” I smirked down at him, “but you’re hurt i shouldn’t hurt you anymore than you already are.” I pulled the collar of his shirt down and exposed his collarbone, looking at the bruise i left on him last night. “You should rest up.” i let go of his shirt.

He looked up at me with the sweetest eyes and pouted a bit turning his head to the side a bit and mumbling “Won’t you sleep with me?” in a cute voice that matched that face of his. He played the innocent card so fucking well and it made me smile every time.

Putting a hand on his face and running my hand across his pouty lips, “i could take that two ways.” I whispered low, “you gotta specify which one.” i let my other hand trail down his stomach down to the brim of his shorts and tug on them just a bit to expose his hips to me. “I think if you were laying in my arms, we wouldn’t be sleeping. Or i wouldn’t be because of being distracted by those legs.”

Val popped up, all while giggling and kissed me on the lips softly and quickly before pulling away and smiling, “You’ll get use to it.” he moved a bit of my hair off my shoulders and pushed it behind me.

I stared at him with wide eyes, “No, i really dont think i will. This is all your fault im horny you know that right?” I my hands down his thighs, “Aj thinks im the one who starts this shit, and honestly right now its all you doing it. You’re not as pure as you look.” I ran my nails back up Val’s thighs and got really close to his crotch before squeezing his thigh a bit. “You make me wanna do bad things to you, god damn.”

“But I’m injured, no bad things.” he pouted again and dropped his head a bit so he’d have to look up at me.

I put my hand on his jaw and slowly slid down his neck. Groaning i got up off the bed and him. Running my hands down my face i then shoved my fingers into my hair and pushed it back. I spun around in my spot and my back turned to val, bringing my hands out of my hair and down my face i covered my mouth, “Ohmygod, I dont know what to do with you or anything.” I groaned loudly and kept my back to val and pulled on my face making a very unhappy noise about the boner in my pants. I wanna fix it, i want Val to fucking fix it, but i shouldnt let him and itd be weird if i just jacked off in here and he watched.

I heard him giggle a bit, “Of course you know what to do. You strip, then sit on the bed and tell me to fix what I started silly.” I turned back to look at him and is not injured ankle was tucked under him and he had his hands on his calf and his head tilted slightly to the side with a smile on his face.

“You’re an asshole when turned on, you’re fucking evil. Do you know that?” i turned around to face him unaware if he could tell the raging boner i had that did not feel good pressed to these jeans. “I dont know how you’re all cute and sweet but when aroused you're a fucking asshat.” I chuckled to myself and pulled on my face again.

“But I’m your cute asshat now aren’t I?” he had the sweetest and most pure smile on his lips. Those blue eyes batting his lashes and he played lightly with his red hair.

I walked over to him and put my hands on the edge of his bed and leaned into him. “I dunno, what are we? Hmm?” I hummed and got really close to Val and his space.

He looked down away from me and blushed a bit and looked back up at me, “I’m your boyfriend aren’t I? If not, then I would like to be.”

I stared at him with wide eyes, he kept looking away from me for a second before looking back at me and his blush getting a deeper red. He opened his mouth and i took advantage of that and kissed him. Leaning more into him and taking his face in my hands. He fell back onto the bed and wrapped his arms around my neck, kissing me back. Breaking our kiss,  crawled more onto his bed and pressing my leg into his crotch. “Yeah,” I paused and dragged my hands down his chest and stomach, “yeah you can be.” I smiled down at him “at least kissing isn't made awkward and we’ve seen each other naked already.” I chuckled.

He laughed softly and kissed me again quickly on the lips “Yeah, it makes it a lot easier.”

“So what do you wanna do now?” I asked and moved some of his bangs away from his eye. “Im too horny to sleep and need to do something to fix it.”

“Well, we can fix that can’t we? Unless you’d rather take care of it yourself then I’ll just go to bed.” he sighed light heartedly and crawled away from me like he was going to bed and rolled onto his stomach.

“Nu-uh cupcake.” I grabbed him by his hip and rolled him over to face me, “this,” I pointed at my crotch, “is your fault, and you’re going to fix it.” I slipped my hand under his shorts and grabbed him by his dick, feeling it was semi-hard. “And you seem like you might need some help too.” i licked my lips.

Val’s face went to red so fast and he made a cute little inhuman noise. It was so cute that all i could do was laugh at him.I pulled my shirt off and then took of Val’s for him. I helped him ease his boxer briefs and shorts off so he didnt have to get up, and then followed after taking my jeans and boxers off. I laid gently ontop of his and kissed his neck and chest. “How do you wanna go about this?” I picked my head up to look at him.

“We can do the same as last time. M-maybe even get more physical.” He looked away from me and blushed more.

“Like?” i kissed his stomach and down to his hips.

“I’ll let you decide that.” he mumbled and his blush was as red as his hair now.

“Just tell me if i got to far then, okay?” I asked and kissed his stomach once more.

Slipping my middle and ring finger in my mouth and slipping it out I laid between Val’s leg and grabbed his erection in my right hand and put my mouth over the head of his dick. Sliding down to the base of his cock and slipping my left middle and ring finger into his ass. Val’s whole body shivered under me and i felt him bring his legs up beside me. His hand grabbed my hair and he let out a loud moan. Sucking hard on his erection, i bopped my head up and down his length slowly moving my fingers in and out of him.  Val was tense holding onto my hair tightly.  Sucking on the head of his cock, I curled my fingers upwards, hitting a good spot from Val’s reaction. He let out a loud erotic moan and his body arching upwards. Letting go of his erection with my mouth I scooted upwards, and kissed him on his lips and stroking him off the rest of the way. He started to moan into our kiss and wrapped his arms around my neck, pulling me down closer to him and deepening our kiss. He came and held onto me tightly, his cum sticking to both of our stomachs.

He pushed me forward and made me sit on the bed, he sat on his knees between my legs.grabbing my erection with his slightly cold fingers and he jerked me off, kissing on my collarbone and chest. Making his way up to my neck and kissed me softly moving to the side of my neck and placing a kiss and a quick lick on the side of my neck before opening his mouth and biting down on my neck and sucking. My hands grabbed his ass and pulled him closer letting out a loud moan and putting my head on his shoulder. His hand squeezed my shaft and he moved at a faster pace as he sucked on my neck. My hands slid down to the backs of his thighs and i let out a shaky moan as i came into his hand. Val let go of my neck with a wet pop and then brought his hand up to lick the cum off his hands. Licking my lips, i pushed him back onto his back softly and licked up his stomach cleaning off his jizz off him, then cleaning off my own stomach with my hand and then licking it off .Val stared up at me with half closed eyes and he smiled softly, his chest rising and falling softly.

“You should sleep.” I moved his hair away from his face.

“Are you going to sleep with me?” he asked sweetly.

“Its a tight fit on these beds but yeah.” i moved around him and got under the covers with me, making him turn on his side so i was against the wall and pulled him back into me so his back was against my chest. Aero popped up onto the bed a few moments later and curled up against val. “Good night cupcake.”

“Good night Adri.” He held my hand in his.

When i woke up the next morning, I picked my head up and saw that Val was still sleeping beside me curled up under the blankets. My hands and body were free to move around, so I slowly and quietly got out of the bed so i didn't disturb Val and wake him up. I grabbed a fresh pair of boxers and jeans and went to the bathroom to pee. Admiring the large dark hickey that Val left on my neck. Putting on the underwear and pants on before leaving the bathroom. When i walked out I saw Demyan staring at me in the door way with a cocky look on his face.

“Uuuh, can i help you?” I asked and moved around him, pushing on his chest a bit.

“Oh no, but i do want to ask how it was seducing your own boyfriend with your bite.” He sounded pleased.

“Excuse me?” I looked back at him with a raised brow.

“You have an ability that when you bite someone you can influence their actions and if you feel something for them they will feel that.” He shifted his weight around on his legs and crossed his arms over his chest.

“Uuuh, so…” I paused, does that mean i influenced Val to be sexual with me? I stared down at my feet for a moment. “Does that feeling stay or go away after the night or day is over?”

“It does.” He said flatly.

“So the feelings Val has arent artificial?” I looked back up at him.

“I suppose not.” he uncrossed his arms and put them on his hips, “I am assuming Valentine does have feelings for you, and that is not your bite still affecting him.”

“Alright. Are you going to sleep soon?” I looked at the bedroom then back to him.

“Yes, why?” He stared at me with his brows knitted together.

I walked to the kitchen and looked in the fridge, not seeing what i wanted, i closed it and came back to Demyan “Because i have a cupcake to wake up and you need to be cute...and tiny.” I smiled at him with a stupid wide grin and then watched him shake his head and poof into his little bat form and and flutter off to his drawer he slept in. I walked back into the bedroom and saw Aero stretching on the bed with her upper half lowered down and her fluffy butt and tail in the air. “Princess, did you heal your human?” she yawned then meowed at me, “Im taking that as a yes, so off you go.” I picked her up and gently put her on the ground where she turned and sat to stare at me. “Hey cupcake, its time to wake up.” i spoke softly to him.

He mumbled a bit and pulled his covers up over his face. I smirked before biting my lip. Leaning onto the bed with my left hand i raised my right hand and brought it down slapping him so hard on the ass that the smack echoed through the apartment. Val popped up so quickly with little tears in the corner of his eyes and his cheeks puffed out, “what was that for?”

“That was for the time you elbowed me in my damn ribs that one time.” I smirked at him then leaned forward and kissed him on his lips and nipping his bottom lip softly, “Mornin’ cupcake.” i pulled away from him and smiled at him.

He stared at me with those bright blue wide eyes and blinked slowly and his face growing more pink by the second “M-morning.” he mumbled a bit.

“Mornin!” I smiled at him with a wide grin, “Get up and dressed and cute lookin. We’re going out for breakfast. I need some fucking huge cinnamon rolls and coffee so thats what we’re going to get.” I leaned up and took a step away from him and avoiding Aero so i didn’t step on her. Turning around i grabbed a loose tank top and tossed it on putting on my socks and ankle boots afterwards. I looked behind me to see Val staring at me still, I got a bit closer to him and clapped loudly once, “Cmon cupcake, my cinnamon rolls be callin my name!!”

“What about our run?” he tipped his head to the side and blinking at me.

I put my hands on my hips and tilted my head back to think before snapping it back up. “We run to the cinnamon rolls that are calling my name?”

“But that’s counter productive if we run there then you eat a huge cinnamon bun.” he said with a raised brow and kinda flat voice before laughing softly to himself.

“New plan. I go and get cinnamon rolls by myself like a loser and then bring you one later, or.” I paused and smiled at him, “we could be a cute gay couple and go on a breakfast date but noooooo cupcake doesnt wanna enjoy the sweet chewiness of a cinnamon roll with me.” I then pouted real hard and spoke in a sad voice, “this makes me a very sad puppy, saddest puppy of them all.”

He stared at me then his face got so red so quickly, then put his hands on his cheeks and dropped his head down a bit, “O-Okay, I’ll get dressed.”

“Fuck yeah!” I threw my arms up in the air, “thank you cupcake!” I walked over to him and took his hands off his face and kissed him softly on the lips,  pulling away from him “I’ll let you decide what we do next or run however long you want us to when we get back.” I smiled and let go of his hands and leaned back up, “Cmon! Get cute and adorable! We’re getting cinnamon rolls bigger than your butt!”

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ok for some reason the pic of my signed ticket won't post but i actually met them!! i went to the signing alone and ended up making friends with 3 people behind me and the line got cut after them. at first the woman controlling the signing was like "we're gna cut it here" and put her arm out in front of the person in front of me and we were literally like next to the table but i was like nah fam next joke lmao. got to the table and first was fil and a was like sorry the signings gone over he went has it a went aye yis were meant to go 5 mins ago he went oh i didn't even realise n i was like ya alreet n he was like "yeee you?" n a was like "wey aye". gets to sam told him about amsterdam how we were too scared to go over to him n he was like ar ya shouldn't have been scared hahaha n then a telt sam fil and dani it was my 18th time seeing them and dani was like fuckin hell are ya not sick of us yet n i said nar nah yas always get better when i see yous and he was like thats sick man. got to west and did a handclasp was like YA ALREET and he was laughing at my accent n was like yeah you n i went im fucking mint lmao n then ee i can't remember what else happened with west because i ended up proper shook. got to ben and i said hellaw ben or something i recorded it but then i stopped recording bc it was just awkward haha but he was like hi you good and i was like oioi aye man and he was like i remember you we've had some funny conversations in our time and i was like "yeah like amsterdam" and he was like HAHAH YEAH MAN i was gone that gig and i was like aye ana you were out of it and then he was like you're up to your usual then, smoking and drinking i was like ffs hahaha how does he know me this well and then i was like i can't wait to see yous later n we handclasped n he was like it's gonna be sick and i was like I KNOW!! and at this point i was like i'll have to leave bc they already went over their signing slot and there was another signing due to happen in 5 mins and then i stood to the side and i was like "see ya mate" to ben n done another handclasp n he said "see you later mate" HAHA AND THE BEST BIT WHEN I WALKED AWAY APPARENTLY HE SAID TO THE GIRL WHO WAS AFTER ME WHO I MADE FRIENDS WITH "what a terrible accent" hahahah he always has to savage my accent the twat hahaha. was so fuckin happy to get to meet them again i love them so fuckin much and their set was absolutely amazing, they haven't played what did you expect the past few times i've seen them and i tweeted them saying "play what did you expect" and THEY ACTUALLY DID IT ben was like "we're gonna play the first song we wrote" and i was literally full on screaming the words hahahaha and some guy was trying to be even louder than me i was like boo no. i was like 5th row or something and very far right but i ended up getting like 3rd row or something but still very far right. and they also ofc did happy judgement day and where do we go when we go and they were absolutely amazing. the whole crowd was singing "pain pain go away come back another day" and ben stopped singing for it and it was just amazing like it felt so good to hear so many people singing along to it. i know neck deeps sets like the palm of my hand and can always tell what they're about to play because of what they say or do before the song starts (thats if they have a gap between ofc) and i knew they were about to do a part of me so i got the flash on my phone and started waving it and ben pointed at me (well my arm i guess bc im short as fuck so it was definitely only my arm visible hahaha but still me) and was like "this person knows whats up" i was like hahahahaha noooo way. they also played crushing grief, gold steps, TABLES TURNED!!!, citizens of earth, smooth seas, rock bottom, december, losing teeth, kali ma, serpents (btw these lot aren't in order), and ofc finished with can't kick up the roots!! i had so much fun nothing makes me feel better than seeing nd live

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Its not done but this is my longest story so far please excuse any grammical errors.

Title: Kurokus revelation Another bright and sunny day in the leaf. kuroku returning from a short and simple misson he took to alive his usual boredom. "Now that im home i wonder what to do now" said kuroku as his coat fluttered in the wind. He stops with a face of uneasy wonder as he places his hand on his chest "the ticks are uneasy" kuroku pondered "something isnt right i probably forgot to clean something in the cafinic.." kuroku said with an uneasy grin. And in an instand several explosions can be heard through out the village. "WHAT THE HELL!" said kuroku as he unwravels the hive. "For once things wont be boring!" Said kuroku confidently as he takes off to go meet the challenge. Moving quickly through the village he notices several large centipede creatures thrashing around the village. One of these large beasts turns its attention twards kuroku and lunges towards him kuroku jumps landing on a near by building. "Have a taste of this then!" With a few flicks of his finger tips the hive takes off into the sky above the centipede. A series whirling and click of gears from the hive is heard as several compartments open in the hive revealing ticks fit to burst. The ticks quickly detach and begin to plummet twards the beast eventually exploding in rapid succession "special move: aburame light show" said kuroku with a large toothy grin on his face as the smoke cleared revealing the beast in multiple pieces but kurokus victory is short lived when he senses another presence close to him but before he can turn and retaliate he takes a hard right hook to the cheek sending him across the rooftop. Kuroku now bleeding from the corner of his mouth he looks up and becomes stricken with suprise "i...its you! Theres no way my ticks blew you to pieces!!!" A deep voice radiates the air "you didnt honestly think those little flys of yours would be enough did you?" Chapter 2: Brains vrs brawn "Ok first off meat head they arent flys they are ticks" said kuroku in a irritated groan as he slowly stands up to his foe "Akui kosodoro this time ill make sure i do more than just give u a parting gift on your face" kuroku muttered wiping blood from his lip. Loud cracks echo through the strangely still air as akui cracks his knuckles. "Speakin of which i need to return the favor bug boy" with out a seconds hesitation akui charges across the roof top chakra collecting in his drawn back fist to deliver a more powerful blow as he lashes out his blow once again connects to kurokus face but before he flys off kuroku bursts into a puff of smoke revealing a log "A Substitution?!" Said akui with a shocked tone of voice. Akui quickly notices a patch of paper on the log showing a crude drawing of kuroku giving the finger saying "catch me if u can boxer breifs" the log then opening two side doors revealing 4 ticks. Akui quickly launches back knowing what those bugs mean. Narrowly escaping the blast akui is forced off the roof top and onto the city streets. "Where did that snail slip off too" said akui angrily quickly throwing up hand signs for a jutsu. Boar,dragon,rat his eyes intensify and chakra forms infront of them in an almost binocular fashion and through his eyes all the scources of concentrated chakra are highlighted in his vision. Akui knotices theres chakra strings all over the street attached to random objects and sputtering off into what seemed to be random dicrections. "Tsk youll have to do better than that" akui then focuses even harder revealing the chakra in each string one in particular glowing brighter than the rest "there u are!" Said akui as he runs following the string leading him to a pottery shop. "This again...WHY DONT U COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!" Akui shouted into the building. frothing with anger akui hesitantly walks into the shop following the string up to a gourd in the back of the shop "ive seen this trick of yours hide by disguising yourself as the gourd your puppet rolls up into while that damn doll attacks from the shadows well not this time i have you now!" Akui said excitedly as he smashes the gourd with his fist busting off the top half only to reveal theres no kuroku but more ticks ready to blow akui quickly backing up in a panic he knocks over some other pots which have even more ticks inside "SHI-" akui intterupted as the entire shop bursts into a torrent of smoke and flame. Across the street kuroku hops out from behind a tree "first off i dont fight like a man i fight like a shinobi. Second off. Special move: Basket Bomb" said kuroku as he adjusts his shades and reels the hive back into its gourd shape. (End of chapter 2) Chapter 3: we all know pain As kuroku wraps up everything from he previous encounter which included making sure the shop keep and any civilians were unharmed. A roaring voice echoes throughout the village "ALL MIGHTY PUSH" says the voice as the village begins to shake and rumble and a large crater begins forming during this a large gust of wind and dust blows up sending kuroku flying. Hitting his head upon his landing rendering him unconscious. Moments of kurokus life past by in an instant and yet he experiences every moment like they just happend. Most of these moments included hinata in every moment she appeared kuroku felt a warm joyous feeling overwhelm him but as they went on that feeling faded and shifted into a red hot jealousy because he realized hinata wasnt looking at him but rather naruto instead the memories became blurry as they went by faster faster eventually kuroku saw his own face with a scowl and furrowed brow he opens his mouth and says "its not ment to be". Suddenly kuroku jerks awake realising hes buried under a pile of rubble blood running from the top of his head to his chin on the right side of his face. a small chip in the left lense of his shades. His throat dry his body sore. "I have to find her" kuroku grumbled as he began to shift and move to get out from under the rubble. Upon finally digging out his upper torso he saw something that crushed him not physically but this hurt more than any broken bone down at the bottom of the crater he saw her.. hinata standing in front of what kuroku first thought was the fourth hokage but looking more closely it was naruto trying to protect the village and she was protecting him. Kuroku couldnt hear most of what hinata was saying but the message to kuroku was vividly clear. Kuroku heard these words as if he was right next to them "i love you naruto" and just as kuroku heard these words he felt his body become 100 times heavier and his heart drop into 1000 pieces his ticks became restless as one lonely tear fell down his cheek kuroku didn't fully understand how he felt . he was hurting but there was something else a tiny something a small glimmer of somthing deep down past all the pain....it was peace kuroku felt at peace with what he saw and then he realized why kuroku felt happy so long as hinata was happy and if konohas hyperactive knuckle head ninja was the one who made her happy. Kuroku began to try and pull himself outt of the rubble but he was to exhausted to continue eventually collapsing once more. (End of chapter 3) Chapter 4: recovery Kuroku opens his eyes to realize he was napping in the woods and needed to get back to the village so he stands up and begins walking kuroku eventually reaches behind him to grab something and starts to panic "HEY WHERES MY uhhhh..." he said forgetfully he begins patting all over himself for he couldnt shake the feeling of something thats very symbolic of his character is missing as he pats his coat pocket and finds his shades "ah here they are" kuroku said as the feeling mostly dissapated kuroku eventually stops and kneels at a small creek and leans over to see his reflection and he quickly knotices the one black tuft of hair that sticks up no matter what he does "in my dream it was red...i may do that it looked pretty good" kuroku said to his reflection "that way youll look far cooler when your older" he said with a playful childlike chuckle. Kuroku eventually looks up and sees a man in white cloth staring down at him from atop the hill. Kuroku being the agravatable child he is began to march up to the man to tell him its rude to stare but as he got to the top the man turned and walked away only to reveal to kuroku that theres a small log cabin at the top of the hill but hes sure that he shoulda been able to see the cabin from where he was but ever determined kuroku marched on into the cabin only for him to see rows upon rows of large doll like items of all shapes and sizes kuroku is filled with wonderment he sees the man at a small work desk at the other side of the cabin so kuroku wanders up "what are these things.." kuroku said curiously "Puppets" said the man in a kind but stern voice "i build them to keep from being home sick" said the man again kuroku astonished his mind began to scribble all the possible aplications for these tools "TEACH ME HOW" shouted kuroku as a grin makes its way across the mans face as everything fades away once more with a quick glimpse of kuroku learning building and training eventually completeing the hive as once more he wakes up only in a room he did not recognise on a bed that wasnt his as he felt around he knoticed his legs are in braces and he bumps into a book accidentally "HEY watch it will ya im trying to study here" said a voice as the page gets turned kuroku quickly looks up quickly being a loose term since hes very sore and he knotices hanabi hyuga reading her book at his bedside as she looks up and realizes that hes awake and she stands up and runs out the door kuroku is very confused but remains calm as neji and shino walk in "about time u woke up natsu has been working tirelessly treating you and taking care of hanabi" said neji in his usual stern voice "im actually astonished this isnt a result of more of your breeding projects" said shino as a way to mock kuroku "honestly it kinda is" kurokus face suddenly went strawberry red as natsu walked in and and lit up "oh im so releived your awake" said natsu gently. "Y-your a woman?!" Said kuroku with embarrased suprise in his voice "does my name not give it away?" Said natsu "to be honest its not at all what i imagined" a flash of a pink haired pyromaniac appeared in kurokus head. Natsu looks down and says "sorry i didnt meet your expectations kuro-san " kuroku quickly retorts 'NO no u exeeded them greatly ! Uhh how long was i out anyways? Natsu looks up "about a week." She says reluctantly "A WEEK?!" said kuroku with a shock "that means at somepoint youve......" his face turning even more red natsu walks up and starts removing the braces "it wasnt bad" said natsu very quietly kuroku looks to be on the verge of a heart attack as he falls out of bed from celebrating (End of chapter 4)

[ecotone99]

[HM] A random (hopefully funny/entertaining) tale about a young man, a Chevy Spark, a few life lessons, and a car accident.

So this was about a year and a half ago. I was 21 and desperate to get CHEAP/new car. First of all let me start off by saying I was young and dumb (still young and dumb). I tend to make irrational and quick decisions when i’m excited about something. For personal reasons that I don’t wanna get into I was not able to receive a license until I was 21. So when I finally got my license I needed, let me re-phrase that...had the biggest urge/desire to buy a car like the day before my license came in the mail. Also getting a car would allow me to start a new career.

Now for financial, and impatient reasons I was going to finance the car. Now when I say finance I really mean have the LOWEST monthly payment possible. My job requires me to drive 100-200+ miles a day mostly highways so leasing was out of the question. I also did not, and still do not want to buy used. Which is a whole separate argument for a whole different day. Anyway I was literally looking for the cheapest 2018 model car ever created.

It’s a week before fourth of July and the cheapest car I could find was a 2018 Chevy Spark for around 13k. I figured what the hell I’ve waited 21 long years on my skateboard I can wait another week to try and get the “fourth of July deals” to increase my wheel size from 59mm to 200mm.

Boom after checking “cars.com” everyday, on July 7th 2018 I pull up with my dad to a chevy dealership 90 miles away from home. Me, feeling like a Russian mobster (I’m Russian haha) on the outside, and as excited as a young school girl on the inside walk inside with my dad. I pull out my phone and show the sales guy the ad I saw. 2018 Chevy Spark for $10,001 in a lightish blue.

Keep in mind I did NO research. I read NO reviews. My mind was set on this Chevy Spark. You could tell me 9/10 Chevy Sparks are reported to have a mind of their own and drive off of cliffs at 50k miles and I would still buy it without a second thought.

Now I’m sure all of you can relate to a certain degree. You know the feeling of being so damn excited for something. The feeling of wanting something so damn bad that you would do irrational things to get it. In that moment you don’t want to hear anything negative about your decision. You just want IT. At the time it was the only thing I could afford so in my mind it was either the Chevy Spark or never drive a car again in my whole life.

Back to the dealership, the sales guy asked if I wanted to test drive it, and for that 90 second circle in the parking lot (I didn’t even take my time I just wanted to get back and sign the paperwork) I fell in love what felt like for the first time. I didn’t even fall in love with the car I fell in love with the feeling of driving hopefully my neat future car.

This is a Chevy Spark LS. I’m talkin manual windows, no power locking, no center console, cheap speakers, feel ever pebble on the road, get blown off the highway when a gust of wind or even ANY car passes by. I’m talkin a car that teaches you what claustrophobia is. A car that feels like you’re sitting inside one of those electric cars for toddlers. You get the point this was a bare skeleton with a piece of plastic around it. But I loved it.

I had pretty good credit at the time so I was able to finance my first big purchase. 7.9 APR at 178 a month. At the time thats literally all I could afford. Ya know with insurance being so stupidly expensive if you’re young. So after a long day of paperwork and the sales guy telling us he literally can’t even drop a penny off the price I drove my baby home.

Fast forward to January 1st 2020 around 5pm: “DAD I NEED YOU TO COME TO ME I JUST SLAMMED INTO A PARKED CAR GOING 60”

Okay okay I know you’re excited to hear what happens next but let me back up a little.

For my job I spend A LOT of time on the road and in my car. 200+ miles/6+ hours a day is not uncommon. I’m about 5’7 and 150 pounds so I’m not the biggest guy. I’m a nice guy, but the Chevy Spark taught me what it feels like to be uncomfortable. It taught me what anxiety is. It taught me that you can have road rage at yourself.

A little insight on my job; Im an in home sales man for home improvment. The owner of the company I work for (he took a liking to me because he is also Russian) knew I was planning on getting a car. He told me when I get a car he will train me in becoming a sales rep. Promoting me from my position as a telemarketer. So knowing this made me that much more in a rush to buy a car. We drive to appointments everyday, and sometimes just sit in the car to wait/chill in between appointments. So basically 2/3 of the work day is spent in the car, and the work days can sometimes be 9am to 11pm.

Me being naive and irrational did NOT think about these things when purchasing a car. I did NOT realize how important comfort is when sitting in the car all day. Sure the first 6 months I was so excited about having a car that I did not think about these things, but things quickly changed.

I started to get really angry and started to despise working. I would wake up KNOWING I’m about to be very uncomfortable and annoyed inside of my car.

Every detail about the car is horrible. My left elbow rested on what felt like rough old cement, and the rigid surface would leave marks on my arm. My right arm would always be itchy from the cheap cloth armrest. My left leg literally had no where to go. THE WORST PART ABOUT THE CAR THOUGH, my left knee would literally almost ALWAYS be touching the manual window roller handle. Half the time the handle was either directly on top of my knee or directly in front of my knee. I had nightmares about crashing the car only because I knew when I did that handle would be the end of my knee.

There was no storage compartments in the car. I had no where to put my phone, my change, my wallet, anything else comfortably. Because it’s a tiny hatchback my back seats would ALWAYS have to be pushed forward to fit all of my work stuff (giant bags). MEANING I could not push/lean my seat back enough. It was the equivalence to those people in the asian countries that live in the tiny apartments that look lime walk in closets.

Now I’m a music guy so listening to music is a must. Not even a year and my speakers started to blow... The speakers sounded like an old nokia phone in the first place. Or a better description would be when your earphones break so you have to pull out the old trusty $9 backup earphones from ross. Constantly I would think about installing better speakers but just never got around to me

There are 2 lessons to be learned from this pointless post, but one of them is how important comfort is when picking a car to own. I will now NEVER sacrifice comfort in the future. Not just in a car, but in anything.

Okay now....January 1st 2020 at about 4:30pm on a very main road. My new years resolution was to stop smoking cigarettes so this was day one!

So around that time of year it can get slow for my job. So as a side hustle I started doing Uber Eats. Let me take a quick second to say CHEVY SPARK DOES NOT QUALIFY FOR RIDE SHARING BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE 5 SEATBELTS. I was EXTREMELY mad when I found that out AFTER I bought the car.

Since the car is so uncomfortably small it took many many attempts to find a phone mount/holder that was just okay. I finally found one that required my phone to be right in the middle. Keep in my mind this is my first day using it. Also keep in mind I am Russian and it was just new years. RIP to my liver the night before.

Here I am driving 60 on a very main road. My phone is right in the middle and I’m looking at it trying to figure out where I’m supposed to deliver this burger to. Uber eats; pick up food from restaurant and deliver to customer As I’m looking at my phone in the middle, while singing along to my music, most likely thinking about life, 100% hoping my headache would go away, wondering what my girlfriend is doing, admiring how warm my new north face jacket that I just bought is. Basically doing everything but paying attention to the road (And I’m sorry my grammar is getting worse as this post is going its 3am and I stopped caring as much LOL). I’ve been driving for a year and a half now I’m so confident in my self I can drive with my eyes closed using my feet.

Anyway, BAM I look up and my car is basically inside of an Audi SUV. “FUCK!!!!!!” “Fuck fuck fuck fuck” close my eyes cause its a dream open them cause I’m waking up after a nightmare “FUCK”

This is my first accident. I was going 60mph, at this point I’m completely speechless and very shocked. Every one always told me that car was a death wish but after about 5 seconds of stating in front of me I immediately climb over the airbags and exit the smoking, pulverized hunk of plastic.

I slammed into a parked car on the right side of the road. Really horrible too, thank you seatbelt. I don’t even know what to do in this situation so I’m dumbfounded. Witnesses are asking if I’m okay I was so all I could say was “yeah I’m okay”

I called my dad, and after what seemed like a minute he shows up. The owners of the parked car came out of the restaurant all normal accident stuff. I had a sprained finger, bruises yada yada.

Now my insurance wanted nothing to do with is since I was doing uber. I filed a claim through uber’s insurance and they said I’ll be covered. Awesome, score, BUT I didn’t know what gap insurance was at the time. I failed to do my research which I always end up having to learn a lesson cause of sometimes heedless decisions.

I had 8 thousand left to pay off my car loan and 40k miles on the car. I for sure thought it was over. I was done, game over. Every one told me the insurance would pay me 5 MAYBE 6 thousand for the car leaving my to pay off the rest.

Now I’m not religious but by some kind of mystical higher power I was blessed. I pretty much hit the jackpot. My payout was $11,200...

I purchased the car for $10,001...

I got my loan payed off AND received about 2k.

Now if that doesn’t scream second chance I don’t know what does.

To wrap up this long long meaningless story I just want to say a few things.

If you read up to this point I applaud you. It wasn’t a hell of a ride to read this story. It wasn’t the script to the next big summer blockbuster. It was more like, a carnival ride for children ages 3-6.

But there are some important lessons and morals to be taken from this. 1. Fuck the Chevy Spark 2. Comfort in a vehicle is very important 3 Do your research and please get a car that you will love even 2 years down the line. Get something you like. If you cant afford it wait until you can if you can be patient 4 GAP INSURANCE 5 Don’t make hasty decisions like me

After lots of research I am getting ready to finance a 2020 Toyota Corolla SE next week, and I’m very excited!

We live and learn. We make mistakes and we learn from them. I know when it comes to stubborn minds like myself we won’t listen/pay attention to advise that much until we have to pay the consequences. I try to listen more and look things into a different perspective as I get older because the older you get past 18 the more bad decisions screw you over. The consequences weren’t as bad as a teenager but now wrong avoidable decisions can really change your life for the worse. Adulting isn’t easy but thats just the game we call life. Goodnight ya’ll I have to be up in about 4 hours to drive my rental 100 miles to go sell some windows.

OH AND MY LEFT KNEE DIDN’T GET HURT

Ps: Still haven’t smoked a cigarette

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[kristxff-bjxrgman]

TASK 001 — DIG A LITTLE DEEPER !

(Answering this as Kristoff because it’s more fun that way.)

BASIC INFORMATION.

What is your full name ? 

Kristoff Andersson Bjorgman

How is it pronounced ? 

Kris-tohf Ann-duhr-sohn Buh-your-g-man

Is there a meaning behind it ? 

Kristoff - basically Scandinavian for Christopher, which I’m told means carrier of Christ (okay...)

Andersson - son of Andrew (I don’t know who Andrew is)

Bjorgman - .....I absolutely have no idea about this one.

Do you have any nicknames ? 

Christopher (this was by Anna, when I first met her, in which I immediately corrected her), Ice Dude, Woodsy Guy, Tall Guy, Hey You, Weirdo (by my cousins)

When and where were you born ?

I am adopted, so I’m not exactly sure where, but my birth date is on May 3.

What’s your zodiac sign and what traits do you most relate to ?

Zodiac, schmodiac. I don’t really believe all that stuff. But if you really insist, they all say I’m a Taurus. That’s the bull one, right? Awesome.

Traits? Well, it says here on the Internet that Taurus men are down-to-earth, stubborn, reserved, and can be aggressive and competitive. Well, I guess that’s me alright. It also says here that Taurus men are supposed to be well-traveled and highly successful financially. Now, I highly doubt these though.... Who came up with this stuff, anyway?

Oh, but it does say that when we fall in love, we fall in love deeply and completely. Okay, that’s sounds good. And that, we’re also great at se-- *coughs* Okay, I think that’s enough for now.

What’s your nationality ?

American, but we’re basically ethnically Scandinavian.

What’s your occupation ?

The most stable job at the moment is helping out with the family’s lumber business. I mean, I’m still in college, and will continue with the family business in time. 

What gender do you identify yourself as ?

Unabashedly male.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.

What’s your eye color ?

Brown

Do you wear glasses or contacts ?

No.

Hair color ?

Uh, light brown?

Have you ever dyed your hair or wanted to ?

What? No.

Height ?

Um...tall? I’m pretty sure I’m past the 6 feet mark..

Body build ?

Athletic? But also sorta slim? I mean, I dunno.

Do you have any birthmarks ? 

Nope. 

Do you have any piercings or tattoos ?

Also, nope.

If not, do you want to get some ?

Not at the moment no. I mean, I don’t think I’ll look good with them anyway.

Do you have a healthy life style ?

Yes, I’d like to think so. I mean, after all, I LOVE carrots.

How easy do you get sick ?

Not pretty easy. My mom usually says I’m like a rock. Not easy to break.

Any marks on your body ( injuries, … ) ?

I do have some small scars in my arms and also a bit on my legs. Mostly due to my mountain climbing, but nothing too serious.

What’s your personal style/how do you like to dress ?

Um, comfortable wear? I’m no fashion expert, ya know. I’ve heard others say that my style can be either a combination between ‘lumberjack and mountaineer’ or ‘exhausted college student and hobo’.

What is your favorite and least favorite feature about yourself ?

I like me. All of me. But then again, I think being taller than most people I know is a total bummer.

PERSONALITY.

Positive traits ?

Loyal. Hardworking. Resourceful. Protective. Frank and Intelligent. I can go on and on, ya know, but I think that’d be too selfish of me.

Negative traits ?

Stubborn. Introverted. Awkward. Sometimes bossy. Quirky. Shy. A loner. Well, so they say.

What do you consider to be the best and the worst part of your personality?

Loyal and protective, for my best traits. And my worst? Um, being stubborn and bossy, I guess.

Are you more extroverted or introverted ?

Introverted

Any talents ?

Expert at hiking, mountain climbing and camping. Also great at all things lumber. And ice. And a decent lute player.

What are your fears ?

Losing my family. Or Sven. Or anyone I love. *coughs*

Do they have any phobias ?

No, nothing that I can think of, no.

What is your soft spot ?

I have a soft spot for animals. Usually.

List 3 pet-peeves you can’t stand.

High prices at Oaken’s. Like, seriously man. I do not believe that carrots can be that EXPENSIVE.

Complaining about having to walk, instead of riding in a truck. Look, riding in a truck is great for travelling long-ish distances, but if it’s not that far, then we should just walk, right?

The thought of committing yourself to someone for the rest of your life, without getting to know each other THOROUGHLY first.

EDUCATION.

How far did you go in school ? Are you still studying ?

Currently a junior at college. Trying to see if I can graduate with a degree in business management.

Do/Did you like school ?

Eh, it’s alright, I guess.

What type of student are/were you ?

Let’s just say that I’m not the brightest, and I’m also not the dumbest in my class.

What is/was your favorite subject ?

I loved woodworking. And also Biology, I guess. Music too.

And your least favorite?

English, I guess.

What were you/would you have been voted as “most likely to…” in the yearbook ?

Most Likely to be a hermit and live in the woods for the rest of his life

FAMILY.

Who are your parents ? 

Clifford “Cliff” Stefan Bjorgman - adoptive father; current proprietor/manager of Bjorgman Lumber.

Hulda Inge Bjorgman - adoptive mother; a crystal “healer” in her spare time

How would you describe them ?

Well, dad is...dad. He’s cool, as far as dads go. Doesn’t really speak or socialize much, so I guess, we’re similar at that aspect. Loves the business as much as he loves us.

Mom...well, she’s a bit chattier than us boys in the family. And by chattier, I guess you could say that she and Anna get along very well. She can be quite meddlesome, but I think she only does that because she wants to take care of us, and that she just wants the best for us.

Do they have any siblings ?

No. I got TONS of cousins though.

Are they close with their family?

Oh, yes. Very.

ROMANCE & SEXUALITY.

What’s your romantic and sexual orientation ?

I guess you can say that I’m heteroromantic and heterosexual.

Are you seeing anyone right now ?

*coughs* Um... I mean... *coughs* Um, no? 

Have you ever been in an relationship ?

Well....no. Not really...?

Have they ever been in love ?

*shrugs* I guess. Maybe. Yeah, maybe you can that it’s a yes.

How easy do they fall for someone ?

Not easily. Really.

In their view, why didn’t any past relationships work out ?

*sighs* I dunno. Maybe because they just don’t understand or appreciate me the way I am...?

What do you look for in someone ?

Well, I’m just really on the lookout for someone who likes me for...well, me. If some girl can appreciate that, then heck yeah, maybe I can like her back too.

Do you believe in love at first sight ? or fate ?

Ugh. My mom is going to tease me sooo hard for this.

Falling in love at first sight. No. I believe that you get to know first before falling in love with them. After all, you’d never know if he or she picks his or her nose if you don’t get to know them better, right?

On fate... Well, I guess I slightly believe more on that. 

What’s your views on romance ? Do you go after it or avoid it ?

Oh, I mean, romance is great. I don’t exactly avoid it, but I also don’t actively chase it. I mean, I’m romantic, but on my own pace, ya know.

Did you have your first time already ? How was it in your point of view ?

*coughs* Uh, it was...alright, I guess. *coughs*

What is your view on sex ?

Sex is...great, um, okay? I mean... Why are you seriously asking me these questions though?

What are your turn ons and turn offs ?

What the---? *coughs* Okay, I’m not gonna say ‘turn on’ or ‘turn off’. Well, in girls, I like it when they are funny, and can also get my sense of humor. Also, it helps if they can tolerate me. 

Were you ever cheated on or have you cheated on someone ?

Never cheated on anyone, and no one has cheated on me...not that I know of.

Do you want to get married in the future ?

Yeah, sure. Someday.

Have kids ?

Not right now. Maybe someday.

QUIRKS.

Are you right or left handed ?

Right.

What’s a word that’s always on your lips?

What?

Is there a saying you keep on repeating ?

‘You almost set me on fire.’ 

I find myself constantly saying this when in the company of a certain someone. *coughs*

Do you curse ?

Sometimes. Secretly. I try as much as possible not to.

What’s your worst habit ? 

I...tend to smell sometimes...? *shrugs* I shower, I swear! But I guess that’s not really a habit, right? If we’re talking habits, I guess it’s my frequent preference to just...be outside. That’s a habit, right?

Do you drink or smoke ? How frequently ?

I drink...occasionally. But not that much anyway. And no, I don’t smoke.

Are they an early bird or a night owl ?

Definitely an early bird.

How tidy is your room ?

Eh...not really that tidy.

How long do you usually take getting ready in the morning ?

I like getting ready in a jiffy, so most probably, around 30 minutes tops?

FAVORITES.

What’s their favorite color ?

Shades of blue and green.

Favorite movie ?

Oh, the Lord of the Rings franchise. Definitely.

Music Genre ?

Folk.

Food ?

Um...all of it? But, the healthy ones of course.

Book ?

The Road by Cormac McCarthy

Favorite non-alcoholic drink ?

Fruit juice.

Ice Cream Flavor ?

Rocky Road

Indoors or outdoors ?

Outdoors, definitely.

[boshawbearclaw]

Abandoned Church

The father x my deputy

It was about noon in hope county so the Father thought it'd be a good idea to go for a long walk throught the woods, he packed a small backpack with a few water bottles and some candy bars stuffed Halfhazardly in it just case he gets hungry or thirsty on his little excursion.

He left his little compound stealthily on his boat, so no one would see him and follow him, don't get the wrong idea he loves all his children, he simply just wants some alone time. Today he was wearing civilian clothes so none of the resistance recognize him and decide to shoot him dead.

He wore a dark blue and black flannel button up with the sleeves rolled down to hide his tattoo and dark tan slacks with brown roughed up work boots, he also had his hair tide up in a bun and hidden under a grey trucker cap along with black sunglasses to match.

After escaping his little compound he made his way to the far edge of his sisters territory, when he arrived he grabbed his 1911 pistol and tucked it into the holster he had strapped to his leg moments after arriving at the waters edge, he got out of the boat and started walkin' along a random dirt path with no preset destination in mind.

/-//---///---//-//-//---///---//-/

Lucas woke up with a start, "Nightmares again..christ." He shook his head dismissivly, he rolls onto his stomach and shifts to get onto his knees. He gathers his shit and stuffs it into his bag before grappling his hook claw onto the latch and repelled downwards twoards the ground.

He glances up at the deer stand he took refuge in the night before, he wonders where that peggie he hogtied went and how the fuck he got down without Lucas knowing. He cracks his neck a bit before taking off to the henbane river to relax in his favorite abandon church where no one will find him.

After crossing the bridge of tears, at least thats what he thinks they called it, he snagged an ATV from a few resistance fighters and blasted throught the trees and past all the various wild life and very dead peggies that Lucas may or may have not been apart of, it was 4:00 in the afternoon when he arrives at his little church.

The sun was close to setting, there was a soft breeze fluttering through the county as birds fly by and cawed their damn brains out cause Lucas started to shoot them outta the sky for some dinner, when he caught a few he gutted and plucket them and stuffed a stick up their ass and out their mouths and propped them up above an open flame.

The little fire was a few feet away from the double doors of the church with Lucas sitting next to it on his knees with his backpack a foot to his the left, the smell of roasting bird permeates the air around the church.

/-//---///---///---//-/-//---///---//-/

A few hours into his walk Joseph started to smell smoke, curious about who could be out here this far away. Joseph secretly hopes its not any of his children, he heads twoards the plume of smoke he discovered when he look up at the sky.

When he arrives at the source of the smoke he stands infront of a church even he didn't know existed, Joseph looks around the church for any sign that someone was there besides the stomped out fire pit.

While walking around he went to the back of the church and stalked through the door and softly shut it behind him and walked forward a little before pressing his back against the wall that was to the right of the podium which had an old bible sitting neatly in the middle of it.

And in front of the podium in a pew sat a half naked Lucas with his hard cock in his right hand jerkin it to a picture of the Father he held in his left, Joseph softly gasps when he peered around the corner to see who was there and boy did he get an eyeful of the deputy.

"Ahg mmhm fuck, Father, Hnng ah fuckin shit Joseph c'mon you can take more uh ma cock." Lucas lets out throaty moans laced with whiskey induced ecstasy, Joseph was completely and utterly suprised when the man in front of him moaned his name while committing adultery not only that but he was suprised and embarrassed by the heat pooling in his gut.

Joseph listened to the other mans actions for a moment while thinking about what he should do, some minutes pass and all he could think about was how arousing it was to hear the deputy say his name in such a risque manner, Joseph peeks around the corner again to look at the other man.

Lucas had abandon the picture and placed it next to him on the pew, his back was arched and his left hand was behind him digging in to his pants so he could finger himself with a few of his spit slicked digits, with his back arched like that it made the sweat on his chest and stomach glisten in the 'i just got done working out' kind of way.

His face was contorted in pleaure, steel fangs shined with saliva in his mouth as his split tongue glided over them, Joseph never heard him speak before let alone see the inside of his mouth. It made Josephs cock swell excitedly as if he was about to get his first blowjob under the highschool bleachers.

He took his cock out of his jeans, unable to control himself anymore, he carefully spits on his hand and starts stroking his cock, he shudders as he continues to watch the other man, Lucas growls softly as he squeezes his balls in attempt edge himself, the lube on his cock excentuates the 8 barbell piercings going up his frenulum ladder.

Joseph gets curious and squeezes his own balls just like Lucas had done and chokes on a moan that found its way into his throat, 'Lord forgive me but wow i never thought it would feel THAT good.'

Lucas continues rubbing his cock with a heavy, calloused hand while letting gruff moans slip throught gritted teeth.

Joseph watched further and decided to memorize every detail on Lucas' face and body, his slightly tanned skin held many many scars. far too many for someone so young, his pecs are littered with soft black hair that trails down his stomach and gets thicker as it reaches his pubic hair and his nipples had black barbells that adorned his chest with pendants that hang around his neck to match.

a sparrow was tattooed on the left side of his neck right under his ear, a small scorpion on his calloused, scarred and bruised hand while his other hand had 'WEAK' on his knuckles. Joseph smiled a little when he noticed a smiley face on the mans left hip.

There are probably more tattoos that Joseph cant see right now but he'll let his imagination figure that out, he started stroking his cock faster just like the deputy is doing. Twisting his hand just as he reaches the tip and squeezes just a little, Joseph chokes on a moan once more but this time he was a little too loud.

Lucas stopped his movements abruptly, head snapping up and pointed twoards the noise. "I know youre there, come on out nice and slow and i might not tear your throat out." The Father freezes and puts away his aching cock, hissing as the zipper clips the tender flesh. When he was done putting himself back together he stepped out from behind the wall with his hands up.

Lucas furrows his brows at the intruder, he cracks his neck and sits up straight and licks his lips at the sight of the obvious bulge and red face of his 'guest',

"Who are ya and why are ya here. Better yet how'd ya find this place and how long were ya watching me." Lucas said in a stern tone, his accent is one Joseph has heard of before when he was little, 'was the deputy from georgia?'

Lucas continues to softly stroke his cock infront of the mystery man, clearly turned on by the fact that someone was watching him jerk off. "Um, i was just wondering around and i found the smoke from the fire outside and i was curious, and i started uh watching you when you were holding the picture-- a-are you still gonna rip my throat out?" Joseph said in a small voice, trying to sound different so the deputy wouldnt figure out who he was.

Lucas stared at the man a moment more before standing up and walking over to him, his pants not sliding down somehow in the process. As he got closer he let go of his cock letting it stand on its own at full attention, he grabbed the mans neck and pushed him into the wall. He shifted his hand to grip the others face and burried his face into his neck sniffing briefly before licking him and sucking little hickeys here and there.

Undoing the other man's pants and yank's them down Lucas grabs his erection and presses his own into the other man's and holds them together and starts stroking them up a down, Joseph chokes on another moan when the deputy sucks on his neck. "W-whats your name?" He moans, "Lucas." He replies gruffly as he starts biting his jugular, his metal canines puncture Joseph's soft skin.

He gasps softly the moans as Lucas sucks hard on the little wound and starts tightening his grip on their cocks and pump's faster, Joseph clings to Lucas' big shoulders. Shaking slightly as he nears his climax, he holds on tighter and moans louder as Lucas keeps a fast pace as well as licking and sucking his neck.

Lucas grips his hand on the mans throat and pushes him further into the wall and captures his lips with his slightly bloody ones, shoving his split tongue into the Father's submissive mouth scouring the wet cavern with earnest as if looking for the embodiment of ecstasy. The Father's hands shot up to Lucas' face, gripping onto the other as he presses his face forward to return the hungry predator's unyielding kiss.

A minute later they both cum, marking each other's stomachs, Lucas was the first one to break the kiss. Looking down at their mess, he smiles when the other man apologizes, Lucas wipes the cum off of their stomachs and sucks it off his fingers. His only way of cleaning cum off of anything, including the floor. Joseph's face is still red even after he calms down a bit.

Lucas puts himself back in his pants and zips himself back up, he looks down at the man and smirks. "What? Lucas got your tongue?" He laughs at his own joke for a moment before walking back to the pew he was previously sitting on and grabbed his flambearer shirt and jacket, slipping it on he turned to the other man who still stood there looking like bambi after his mom got shot.

He rolled his eyes and grabbed his backpack, he strolled over to the man and leaned down a little to kiss his swollen pinkish red lips, he leaned back a bit and whispered into his ear,

//"Good night, Father."//

He nipped the Father's ear then walked passed him to leave through the back of the church, he takes out his gold flamer and checks the fuel before headin over to sharky's place, excited to tell his boy what just happened.