#as someone who also plays genshin i can tell u the story is better and the designs are better … imo !!!!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

hmmmm i see i see ari…

*ahem* please do tell me more. is he perhaps… toji coded? :3

Lily xo @storiesoflilies

:3c DO YOU LIKE HOW HE LOOKS ? hehehe …

he’s actually more tengen coded out of the two!!!! but like. a lot more calm and gentle 😭 just very chill… but very strong. centuries old general. confident, respectful and polite ………. a caretaker…… very big. big lazy lion man. he’s only tojicoded in the sense that his chest would be most comfortable to nap on but he has that ’appears lighthearted + is kinda feral in battle’ vibe that both toji n tengen have <3 i think you’d fall for him very hard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO HE TENDS TO GARDENS . and animals love him. just a peaceful man with warlord instincts lmao

[spumonibones]

Started a new Genshin game, and ngl I miss early Genshin so much 😭 Promise, this isn't a, "this is why Genshin has gotten worse," post. (I assure you, while the storytelling has changed, overall the game hasn't and it being better or worse is very subjective)

I just want to gush a smidgen.

First, while I know it's partially due to the way certain words and terms do not translate well between the original Chinese and English... I love that Mondstat refers to Barbatos as, "themselves." Not just a gender neutral, 'they,' but *plural* 'they.' Because Barbatos is of the Thousand Winds!! It isn't a royal, 'they,' it's *never* treated as a royal 'they!' The game, intentionally or not, really blended the agenderism of the wisps and the game's lore in such a nice way. Wish I could recall if it's always been that way and I forgot, or if it was a change that happened after.

It's always nice getting a refresher on the ways in which Venti weaves between Venti, Venti the Bard, and Barbatos. It's also frustrating trying to parse at what points he's lying (we know he is), and what points he was telling the truth until story elements (heh, pun) changed and thus what was once him telling the truth is NOW a lie. Which makes it really hard to know his tells!! :< Obviously the game can easily retcon that with, "he's old and experienced and a bard of course he can fake tells and lies without you knowing!" It is an easy fix.

But Early Venti and Current Venti are different entities, and I'm very partial to my Grand-Wispy.

Anyway, it's really nice to be back in Monstadt, and not have it be... What it is probably going to be based on the game's recent trends and story beats. Again, not a complaint! I'm both scared and excited for the game to rip my heart out! But this last week, I just really needed something comforting. And I can't really ramble to anyone about my OCs because it would require way more explaining than I want to do, so.

Instead, yeah, lol

Really hoping I'll get a good handle on Venti and how to write them, though. I feel pretty good about how I write Xiao, but Venti is... If someone likes one of my XiaoVen fics, I really wouldn't recommend any of my others to that same person. Venti is written a different way in every one, and while I love how multifaceted Venti is as a character... Venti's also the first character I've struggled this much penning down a solid personality. It would be nice having more confidence in BOTH of their portrayals instead of just Xiao.

On that note, I'm thinking about just... Doing a summary and ramble about the Witcher-inspired AU. I just don't have the time to work on it, and aspects of it remind me too much of, "Chasing Wings," for it to feel unique enough to be called writing a different story.

In other other news, really proud of my growth as a player. Kicked the butts of two Eye of the Storms using Amber and Lisa. v u v I'm far more proud about that than I should be lol (Fun lore fact you see a lot of them in Monstadt initially due to elemental disturbances being so out of whack a la the Stormterror events. It's why you don't see very many outside of Monstadt. But equally, anytime you see one you should have at least one brow raised. Like, "Hmm, oh really? An Eye of the Storm? In these parts? Hmm, there must be a Disturbance in the Force..."

Kind of nervous playing a game without Bennett, though. Fear not my son, you'll eventually be recruited.

And uuhhhh... Yeah. I love how no one brings things up, Diluc always does and then immediately goes, "I don't want to talk about it." My man, you literally were the one who brought it up. Venti was just trying to rob you find a drink and you just go on a whole rant about the knights.

Semi-related, been working on an update for the Ace!Omegaverse XiaoVen because I like a challenge and do not care making them ace in the omegaverse "defeats the purpose" of the omegaverse. I have weird conversations with my friends, and if I have to live with the cursed knowledge they have given me I'm at least going to use it irresponsibly.

No idea what the purpose of this post is but I'm hitting that submit button regardless. Guess the one benefit of having a week's worth of anxiety about the future, horror at discovering how many awful people there are, and genuine fear for safety is that I'm now too tired to be self-conscious rn. So. Idk a win is a win?

[rhinco]

hello can u tell me about hsr? recently started playing genshin and im wondering if its worth my time to get invested in another hoyo game…

hiya! okay this started getting very long and sidetracked so. my short opinion is that yes hsr is a good fun game and if you have the time you should get into it too 👍

my long answer is that hsr is just. a better game to get into than genshin generally lol (coming from someone who spent 2+ years in genshin hyperfixation hell). i have complicated feelings about genshin because it has a lot of characters that i love (my pfp may be aventurine rn but i will always be the childe guy) but with the release of natlan ive just lost motivation to play it at all. i might pick it up if childe gets a rerun or when we get to snezhnaya but i don't think im ever gonna be the same level of invested in it i used to be

(i will also say that part of the reason i dropped it completely is because i started playing zenless zone zero which im also loving and i think 2 gacha games is my capacity to still have a life outside of them)

now. is hsr a perfect game. absolutely not. it's still made by the same company and i don't want to sing hsr's praises when they're also fully capable of doing the same/similar racist shit as genshin has. so take everything with a grain of salt yknow. with that said, here's some other reasons i really like hsr

in comparison to genshin: they're more generous with stellar jades than genshin is with primos. the banner system generally is just slightly better (especially weapon banner). trailblaze power (equivalent to resin) has a huge overflow so you can store it up over time if you don't play.

the combat system is different but really fun. it took me a bit to get used to, i recommend trying to learn it in itself rather than trying to go ok what's the 'genshin equivalent' (for a lot of things in the game you can just go ok what's the equivalent. but specifically for combat mechanics i think it's better to differentiate)

and then i just really love hsr's story. penacony especially is one of the best storylines ive played out of all of genshin and hsr. generally i think the game has a lot more fun and heart put into it, it lets itself be sillier, i mean there's a literal plotline revolving around sentient trashcans. i love the character designs too. genshin's have felt stale to me recently (partially bc of the overt racism tho lol) but boothill and aventurine are some of my favourite characters designs so far (← definitely not biased).

anyways. sorry this got so long i have a lot of feelings and autism about these games and i hope i answered your question lol

[pinkuberii]

- Babysitting -

Tw: None I can think of

Wc: ~1.5k

Characters: Diluc, Childe, Kaeya, Zhongli, Itto, Ayato and Thoma

Genre: Fluff

Summary: Some genshin men babysitting their children <3

A/N: Credits to my amazing bestie Anni for helping me out with this one! EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU ANNI- // @x-zho your ask accidentally got deleted whilst I was editing the post but here you go!! <3

(Anni’s ideas are indicated with a | while mine are indicated with a •)

Masterlist -> <3

Diluc:

A bit confused but he got the spirit!!

This man probably never babysitted in his life though

A tour in his winery where he’s the guide??? Definitely

Would allow them to pick and eat a few of his grapes from the vineyard whilst telling him some fun facts about the winery and such

Absolutely melts when they offer him a grape with their small hands

Joyously eats it with a smile on his face

Gladly answers all of his kids questions with a smile too <3

Also the dad who allows his kids to play with his hair

Adelinde will never forget the sight of Diluc with pigtails-

Whatever makes his children happy I guess <3

Would also draw with his kids whilst laying down on the floor with them, legs crossed as they’re up

Also teaches them to make non-alcoholic beverages such as Caramel Pinecone or Apple Cider

LOVES having quality time with his kids

To be honest he was a bit scared at first, not knowing what they’d do once you’d be gone for a while

But all of his worries faded away quite quickly and he’d treasure all of these moments

Upon your return you’d be met with a sight of Diluc sleeping with his kids in his arms

Childe:

Childe would be very skilled

He’s experienced, like very experienced

C’mon he has a shit ton of siblings back in Snezhnaya

The kids hurt themselves while playing??

They only have to let one sob out and he’s already by their side with a first aid kit

He’d make food, tuck them in, even care for their wounds after they once again run into the doorframe or corner of a table ✋😔

Either he makes food, or he takes them to a fast-food restaurant, no in between

Fatui who???? We only know the greatest toy maker from Snezhnaya-

Definitely would keep his affiliation hidden from his kids

Yes, you heard me right: kidS

He’d want a big family

One of the best babysitters right there though-

hAVE U SEEN HIM WITH TEUCER

best big bro, dad, and babysitter <33

He really got disss

Recites some fun trivia about his homeland to keep them entertained

He can narrate well in my opinion, with those funny voices and intonation and such

Just the way children like it <3

Would let them sit on his shoulders for a better view in case they’re traipsing through the city

Buys his kids whatever they want too- Let it be food or toys…

Practically spoils his kids with all the mora he has…

A very chill and funny dad honestly, loves his family more than anything <3

Kaeya:

One of the sweetest and kindest dads out there

His kids LOVE him

He’d take responsibility if the kid is actually from someone he loves

Will protect them with all his might

Might even stop getting extremely hungover at taverns???

Idk he’d definitely still drink, but just less?

He just wants to be there for his children :’)

Has a LOT of things to tell

Mostly tells his kid scary stories I jUST KNOW IT

But if he notices them being scared he’d immediately stop though :(

Definitely narrates them the story of his eyepatch with a proud grin

Okay, okay- he regularly takes care of Klee when Albedo can’t, so he also has quite the experience

He’s actually a pretty chill babysitter and dad????

I can see him being naturally good with kids

Would let them play with his hair, allowing them to braid and brush it and such

All the snacks and sweets he has?? Shares them all <3

Mini trip to the Knights of Favonius HQ’s is a must!!

I was going to say that he’d also ride a horse with them, but Varka stole all the cavalry lmao

Can I get an F in the chat for my man Kaeya???

So he teaches them how to use a sword instead, defense and such

Would lose on purpose just to make his kid happy <3

What an amazing man and dad honestly

Zhongli:

Literally a grandpa

But we love him for it <3

Osmanthus wi——

Brews his kid some sweet tea with a nice aroma-

Guys he’s trying his best right now he never took care of a kid without your aid-

Takes them out on a stroll through Liyue’s streets a little while later after you left

Liyue fieldtrip wOOOOOO

Man what a lucky kid I’d kill to have a fieldtrip with this gentleman

Anyhow-

He’d hold his hand tightly while walking through the busy streets, he’d hate it if they lost each other somehow

I’m so certain that he knows A LOT about crystals and minerals as well

Would bring them to a gem vendor and start explaining and describing important details about each item

I’m 100% sure that young kids love shiny rocks, so they’re definitely entertained by their father’s words

Previously mentioned, he’s doing his best and the more time passes by the better he becomes at it :)

Brings them to Wanmin after the sound of their stomach’s grumbling enter his ears

Surprisingly has his wallet with him?

Amazing honestly-

Knows his kids favorite dishes by heart and seeing their smile makes him so happy and wEAK

Would enjoy taking care of his kids all on his own after this

Don’t get me wrong though, he’d just be less stressed and more experienced <3

Itto:

A child that’ll be taking care of another child

Like he’s literally a kid himself in an adults body

But you know what??? He’d be quite good at it

Does some things that he… well… shouldn’t… Like giving them all the snacks and sweets

“Don’t tell your mom about this—“

*nodding intensifies*

Well my man would definitely have bought instant noodles

Just heat up some water, and BAM there you have your 5-star ramen meal

Also has a special talent where he can make a 5-star meal out of cup noodles

Teaches that to his kids hehe

He’d be very chaotic

Literally take them outside to find beetles or other insects

Would then set up a battling arena for the beetles/ insects and put candy on the line, whoever wins gets a whole packet of Haribo gummy bears

But c’mon let’s be honest, he’d share that with his kid… He loves them too much

Later he’d fall asleep on the couch with the kids on top of him

Perhaps one of his kids laid a foot in Itto’s face

Literally one of the funniest and most chaotic babysitter and dad out there

Ayato:

Boba Tea all day, every day

Okay not every day, and surely not all day, but definitely very often

“Don’t tell your mother that I gave you your 5th boba tea…”

Now they’re sitting on his lap, drinking their delicious tea in unison

He’s pretty rich so his kid might get somewhat spoiled??

Also very protective father

Ayato is a very trustworthy and good babysitter

Surprisingly handles it well..? He’s doing his absolute best-

He’s definitely not the type that babysitted often though

But due to the fact that his parents passed away way too early he had to take care of Ayaka himself

So he has some experience with older kids

But an actual baby or toddler…?

Yeah no, archons send a bit of help-

Probably does his (paper)work whilst watching over them

Sadly can’t go outside upon how busy he has it most of the days

Tries to entertain them with some old stories and tales about Inazuma though <3

And if they’re not entertained then it's time to tell them how you two met, that’ll entertain them for sure

Would also allow them to play with his hair

Poor Thoma would try his best not to laugh upon the sight

Spoiler: he fails

Thoma:

Yes he do the cooking, yes he do the cleaning

Got that reference??

Well he’s like THE housewife, so he’d be able to care for his kid amazingly well

You’ll have to help him though because he might overwork himself sometimes

Thoma very responsible he a real pro at this

He’d play with the dogs and the cats out on the street with them!! <3

Would also pet them and give them treats together with his kid

Definitely would cook a healthy meal for them too in case they’re hungry

Yes, emphasis on healthy.

“It’s for your own good,” he’d say :(

Maybe gives them a little snack after for finishing their plate

Wit maybe I meant definitely

One of the best babysitters and dads out there honestly

Like he’s so sweet??? His kids definitely love him, no doubt

I love him as well :)

Piggyback rides are certainly happening!! :D

Or he just becomes their horse for a day, carrying them on their back whilst walking around the house… on his hands and knees…

Also would bake something with them whilst waiting upon your return

Everything and anything for his kids and you <3

[aedan-mills]

OKAY, I had to do this:

Dead Poets play Genshin Impact and who they Main

Neil: Jean, Xiangling, Xingqui, and Bennet

- He has the WORST 5 star luck, literally only gets 4 stars or JEAN (his Jean is c3)

- Loves playing Co-op, especially to help Todd Grind for materials

- The moment he got Qiqi, he felt bad that he had to take out Jean if he needed her on the team, so he puts Qiqi on his spare party (because he got attached to Jean)

- Really wants Venti and Zhongli on his team, he cries about it all the time

- Also Mains Razor, Chongyun (when he plays with Todd), Beidou, and Kaeya

- Type of guy to do single pulls everyday (doesn't really save up a lot UNLESS he knows who he wants in a banner)

- He likes to try imitating the voices of the characters randomly

Todd: Xingqui, Chongyun, Mona, Diluc

- everyone is jealous he has a Diluc

- he doesn't know how to build Diluc but he's happy Diluc can do 3k hits

- He mains Xingqui more because he feels like they're similar

- He always has Chongyun with him because they're bffs

- Todd hates doing domains or bosses alone (especially Wolf and Oceanid) so he asks Neil to help him with his bennet

- Todd also got Zhongli and Venti but he doesn't wanna tell that to Neil

- He rarely pulls so he has 4k primos just rotting away

- REALLY invested in the story/lore <3

- Takes a lot of time with his Tea pot <3 (named on of his dogs Neil)

Charlie: Eula, Lisa, Ningguang, Beidou

- His team is more "aesthetics" than practical

- HE ALWAYS MAKES LISA CLIMB, even if he loses energy a lot

- Really enjoys beating up bosses, since he has a C5 nigguang built his Eula's PHYS DMG so high, he's a one hit kind of guy

- ALWAYS IN MORA-HELL somehow???

- he likes to back seat game Todd whenever he sees him use Diluc wrong but just really wants his own

-his alternative party is Kaeya, Zhongli, Childe, Traveller

- He will always use Zhongli to make Dong statues

- "GUYS CHECK OUT EULA'S THIGH"

- If you don't tell him off, he will steal your resources when you're not looking

- has no self control with wishes so he wishes everyday too

- is willing to buy genesis crystals (already did for Childe and Zhongli and Eula ;) )

Knox: Traveler, Amber, Kaeya, Lisa

- He's that kind of guy who will use the original team just because SOMEONE said Amber/ the og party sucks

- Will actually defend Amber with his life (She's at least c3 now)

- If he's not using Traveler, he'll use the Xiao he accidentally got cuz he feels like he kins this emo boy a lot

- has 6k primo gems rotting away and EVERYONE is LIVID

- He enjoys playing with Todd and Neil more than Charlie and the others since they don't complain about his fighting style

- He likes to skip dialogues because he just wants to fight

- prefers playing the events or side games more than the actual story, but when he plays in each story, he will always switch to Traveler so he doesn't see the weird switch out

Meeks: Venti, Hutao, Ningguang, Diona

- FUCKIN BUILD GOD

- All of his characters, even 4 stars, are AT LEAST lvl 60-70

- even Amber

- He also mains Mona, Bennet, Eula, Jean, Sucrose, Albedo

- Really enjoys the lore so he, todd and pitts like to theorize about the Moon, the archons, khaenri'ah, timmy

- He knows when to save up for Pity, almost always wins 50/50

- Does Dailies really quick and does domains, ley lines, everyday, and organizes weekly boss co-ops with the others

- Speed runs the Spiral Abyss, of course he does

- He taught Charlie how to build, he regrets it now since Charlie will always ask him to do domains with him

- He and Pitts do a lot of Co-Op together since they both World level 8 now and 2 characters for each is better than 1 each

Pitts: Yanfei, Venti, Qiqi, Beidou

- Memes the shit out of the game

- He'll always send the group chat the stupidest genshin memes yet they never get sick of it

- plays it in Japanese Dub

- He once saved up for Hu Tao (his fav character) but lost 50/50 and still sulks about it until this day

- Aside from being really good at builds, he tends to be the type to invest a lot in his teapot

- He and Todd had the prettiest Teapots <3 <3

- Whenever stories come up he switches back to Eng Dub because he can't be bothered to read important info

- depending on the character he wants, he'll make a physical, literal SHRINE for them (as a joke) but it actually worked when he did it for Yanfei and Venti so....

Cameron: Zhongli, Barbara, Jean, Rosaria

- at first he didn't like the game

- He's not used to playing video games but he eventually got really attached to Venti's story

- He also really likes Barbara because she's so nice ;u;

- When he got Jean, he was fully invested on building her

- When he got Zhongli, he became fully invested in the game (especially the liyue story)

- He doesn't like to ask for help from his friends so he self-studies how to build and ends up showing Meeks really useful stuff

- He and Meeks are the best players of the group even if Cameron doesn't always Co-Op

- The only time Cameron really asked for help was during Twisted Realm and Azdaha

- ever since, he'd ask Neil or Meeks for help because they don't shit on him for the game

- He's the type to be updated with every banner so he reports to the others on who to save for

- Source of all the Redeem Codes <3 He watches all the live streams

Bonus:

Sticks: Kazuha, Venti, Eula, Hutao

- is the one who introduced them to the game

- source of some of Pitt's memes

- builds just as good at Meeks but is just as modest as Neil

Chris: Klee, Diona, Qiqi, Sucrose

- She likes the baby characters so much <3

- she mains Diluc on the side but doesn't really show people because she wants to be known as the chibi collector

Ginny: Xiangling, Bennet, Xingqui, Chongyun

- uses the national team because someone said so (she mastered them too)

- she's really good at spiral abyss haha

- will let you steal her mats if you help he with oceanid

[moons-and-stars-and-shit]

hello!!! i'd like to request a piece of 🍰 please <3 apologies for incoming info dump about my Entire Life :| & thank u so much darling!

basic information — i use she/her and i'm bisexual, an infj, and a scorpio. a yachi kinnie :)

appearance — i'm a 5'0 asian girl with long black hair and dyed caramel tips! my body type is petit and skinny - lack of butt, unfortunately, but i got some tibby! overall im pretty tiny and always look younger than my age lol. i also wear glasses because i am Very Near Sighted, and my clothing style is a weird mix between cutesy-pastel-female-kpop-idol fits, indie teenage girl, and faux cottagecore.

personality — i'm a rather introverted person, but i'm trying my best to work on that. i have depression, anxiety, and adhd, but i'm always telling myself uplifting things and trying to work on my mindsets, so i'd like to say that i'm also sincere and compassionate! i'm also very adaptable and easily influenced by the behaviors of people around me. i think at first impression, i look standoffish and judgemental, but i think it's because i lack the confidence to say what i think and express my emotions, which i'm also working on! once i'm comfortable, i think i'm a very funny, intelligent, and caring person (i'm an extremely sensitive person and receptive to others' emotions — i cried a LOT watching karasuno v shiratorizawa 😐), but i can also tease and be a little sarcastic if the relationship calls for it. i get very affectionate and touchy with close friends too! long story short - i might seem awkward and quiet, but give me a moment— i'm trying, and i'll get there eventually, and i think that'll be worth waiting for. :)

hobbies — i like to do visual art things, like sketch pretty anime boys and also cross-stitch and make calligraphy! i'm a bullet-journaler :) i also love love LOVE learning languages and about different cultures, especially asian ones. i think i'm a pretty studious person when i get into it but i do procrastinate a lot T____T i'm also super into playing genshin impact, but i easily hop interests, so one day i'll be on this and the next, it's something else i'm rambling about. get ready to get ur ear talked off about wtv i love that week <3

likes + dislikes — i like anime, bts (!!), and otome games :> i also enjoy desserts, boba tea, flowers, and sudoku puzzles 🥺 i'm also a lover of learning, asian cultures, and dogs (also cats, but mostly dogs!) <3 i reallllyyyyyy want a pet snake one day too 🥺 family is also very important to me because i'm the youngest of 7 children! i dislike spiders snd working out (seriously the last person to want to do any type of fitness). all that "moving" jazz... volleyball is the only sport i'll probably ever even bother to learn the rules of LMAO but do not expect me to play i will eat the floor </3 my arms are sticks and i will simply embarrass myself

what i want/need in a relationship — i have a pretty idealistic idea of romance - i want someone perfect, but i know that's not realistic. at the very least, i want someone who loves me very much and is honest about that. they also need to let me be affectionate and clingy, and will be the same way back, even if it's just a little bit. i'm someone who needs love and affirmation rather consistently, like a freaking plant. i NEED someone who'll make sure i'm doing things and being productive, and someone who will actively encourage me to both be a better person mentally and physically get things done. they also should be able to take care of me (i'm a youngest child so i like being babied~) <3

this is very long, apologies! thank you so much for your wonderful matchups, they're so detailed and you work very hard on them, i can tell. thank you for your hard work!! kisses 4 u! <3

@mochiiswan ok I see you stealing my husband from me 🥲

Romantic Matchup

Bokuto Koutarou

How yall met

Girl you were just having a bad day

Nothing seemed to be going right

So you showed up for school in a rather gloomy mood

Bokuto didn't know you

But he still didn't like how sad you seemed

So he approached you

He basically just started making small talk to try to cheer you up

You dont know why but his energy did seem to be having a positive effect on you

Bokuto really liked talking to you

And he was glad he was able to cheer you up

The bell had rung signaling it was time to go to class

But bokuto didn't wanna leave you

So he asked if you wanted to come watch his volleyball practice after school

You agreed to go

You went to his practice and bokuto found himself trying to impress you

He didn't know why

Wait...

“AKAASHI I THINK I HAVE A CRUSH”

😳

Yeah he straight up yelled that…

While you were in there…

After a quick advice break from akaashi

He asked you out on a date :)))

What they love about you

He loves that you try to improve yourself

It's one thing to have issues

But to acknowledge those issues and to want to fix them truly makes a strong person

So he loves that you love yourself enough to improve on yourself

And he WILL help you in any way he can

Eek

He loves how sensitive you are

Bb boy is sensitive too

So he's glad he's found someone to cry with when a dog dies in a movie

(Also do any of you cry when a dog dies but doesn't when a human does? No? Just me?)

He loves how you value family

Im convinced bokuto is a family man

He loves his parents and his sisters more than anything

So he's glad he's found someone with the same values as him

HE LOVES HOW CLINGY YOU ARE

DO NOT EVEN HESITATE WITH THIS BOY

You can't tell me ocultos love language isn't physical touch

Come on now

LOOK AT HIM

You will get all the physical affection you could ever dream of

Favorite things to do together

Ok hear me out

He just likes going to the pound…

And looking at the animals with you

and/or

He likes volunteering at the animal shelter with you

You+cute animals=happy bokuto

Random HC

You drew him doing a spike once and he bout cried

Keeps the drawing in his phone case and pulls it out to brag

You take me as a hopeless romantic

And good news for you

Bokutos a hopeless romantic too :)

So your relationship is the closest to perfect relationships can get

He 100% keeps you on track

Mans is like a personal trainer istg

However don't expect to be productive with him around...

He did try to get you to play volleyball

And you did in fact eat the floor </3

Astrology

When Virgo and Scorpio join together in a love match, these Signs that are two apart in the Zodiac are brought together.

Their placement gives the relationship an intense karmic bond

The Virgo-Scorpio couple is loyal and deep, with very strong ties.

Virgo and Scorpio enjoy working together toward acquisition: Virgo wants order and Scorpio wants power.

Both of these Signs are about resources, including inheritances and property.

This couple is very service-oriented and known to be dependable.

They like to lend a hand to a friend or to the community.

Additionally, Virgo can be withdrawn — while Scorpio is more opaque and outgoing.

Because of the disparity, both Signs can learn from one another if they can agree to meet halfway.

Virgo is ruled by Mercury and Scorpio is ruled by Mars and Pluto.

This combination is very heated, thanks to Pluto’s influence.

The two Signs unite to form the basic foundation of human relationships — Mercury’s communication and Mars’s passion.

Mercury and Mars go well together; Mercury is about the conscious mind, and Mars is about the passion of romance.

Scorpio is rambunctious and intense, and Virgo is attracted to this energy.

In turn, Scorpio needs the loyalty and practicality inherent in Virgo.

Overall Aesthetic

Pastelcore

Songs-

Are you bored yet - wallows

Strawberry Mentos - Leanna Firestone

Hey Lover - Wabie

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Part 2 of my Fatui au, Mondstandt from entering the city of freedom up stealing the Holy Lyre with Venti

Tagging: @multi-maker @yuu-says and @genshin-obsessed because they asked so hiiiiiiii they’re reactions to the au really gave me energy to write

Mild spoilers regarding the archons but it’s nothing serious as you are told this info before you enter their nation

Edit: Also spoilers to the weekly/final boss unlocked in Liyue, I make a mention of it to justify something I’m gonna say however considering you’re on tumblr 9/10 times y o u ‘ v e a l r e a d y b e e n s p o i l e d

I put the post under cut cause it’s pretty long

Also if I missed something on the recountin gc of events in the Fatui au....... sorry

That’s about it so now the story in bullet form since I can’t write

• Paimon still acts as the Traveler’s guide for the most part however the Traveler was given a map of the whole Teyvat by a Fatui agent so they know where they’re going for the most part

• The Traveler and Paimon were allowed to travel around Teyvat as long as they reported back to the Fatui anything new they learned regarding the archons weekly

• They were given a rundown on how every archon is, Barbatos not having been seen for years, Rex Lapis has a yearly rite of descent, Shogun Raiden’s vision hunt, etc. so that they won’t report back about a children’s story about the archons

• Since they aren’t an official member of the Fatui, the Traveler does not have a Fatui mask or uniform which works better for the Traveler and Paimon since they are partially aware of how others outside of Snezhnaya react to the Fatui thanks to stories from Fatui grunts

• The Traveler enters Mondstandt, able to wield Cryo and goes with Paimon to the Statue of the Seven and is shocked to find that they can wield Anemo as well

• This means that since canonically the Traveler can use multiple elements at a time shown in the cutscene after beating Childe’s second stage (Traveler blocks Childe’s attack with Anemo before using geo to get him off them and they wield geo differently to how they attack in game so the way the Traveler wields Cryo is left ambiguous until we learn how they use it), they can cause elemental reactions of swirl thanks to having Cryo and Anemo

• Paimon reminds them to inform the Fatui of this and while talking about it, they run into Amber and they’re meeting follows canon events since there’s no real reason it shouldn’t

• When entering Mondstandt, the Traveler was going to go to the goth grand hotel in order to inform the Fatui of their newfound ability but go to get the gift from Amber first since it would be rude to leave her hanging like that

• Then of course Dvalin attacks and after meeting with the Knights of Favonius, they are called by the Fatui about their situation now as they appear to be the “Hero of Mondstandt”

• Note that the reason why all the Fatui will know about the Traveler and Paimon is because they managed to get into a private meeting with the Tsaritsa thanks to their ability to wield Cryo without them being granted a vision so they are something of a celebrity, and they always tell a Fatui agent where they will go before leaving

• The Fatui diplomats will remark that they’re new position is something of great importance and could be extremely useful and that they should maintain their hero image as much as possible since they believe they can use this as leverage in the future

• They go to the Four Winds’ temples in order to weaken Dvalin’s power and Kaeya will “jokingly” remark that the Traveler seems to be a little quick in agreeing to help the Knights of Favonius so quickly after their arrival in Mondstandt

• When Diluc shows up later after the Traveler leaves, he will ask what the hell Kaeya is doing with a Fatui spy and Kaeya will play dumb in the scene

• The Traveler likely already knows of the adventurer’s guild through their time in Snezhnaya but only joined it in Mondstandt since they’ve finally managed to properly relax in Teyvat since falling into the freezing and cult like Snezhnaya

• Later on during Kaeya’s pirate quest, he makes several mentions and ponders on what it’s like to be work for someone despite being loyal to another which ended up being enough for Paimon to ask Traveler in private, rather afraid about whether or not Kaeya knows

(Lmao funny idea but the dialogue options could be like)

“No, it could be a coincidence”

“Yes I’m afraid he must know....”

“We’re dead”

(Most positive Paimon reaction could be the second one since Paimon likely does not believe the Traveler in the first one but has the funniest reaction on the last one.)

• When they catch Jean having a “diplomatic discussion” with a Fatui diplomat (different from the one who encouraged the idea of the Traveler being the hero) and they quickly hide because they don’t think they can act well enough to fool the Acting Grand Master

• When Jean dubs the Traveler, “Honorary Knight”, Paimon almost slips up about the Traveler being an Honorary Fatui but quickly stops herself and makes some excuse about a competition which appeases them as the Traveler will cover for her

• After meeting Venti, Paimon worries that the Traveler is getting themselves into way too many messes than what they need to be involved in since they’re affiliated with the Fatui, be Mondstandt’s hero, helping some random bard steal a very important artifact from Mondstandt, the very city they need to be the hero of and look for their sibling

• The Traveler will probably give a remark that this world is troublesome but it’ll be worth it in the end

• The stealth mission is much easier for them as they did have practice when training to be an Honorary Fatui but is surprised when a Fatui mage gets the lyre and wonders what’s going on

• While they hide in the second floor of the Tavern, Paimon freaks out about the Fatui and the guards wondering just how grievous of an offense they did and when Master Diluc covers for them, sighs a breath of r e l i e f

• After Venti explains the story to Master Diluc, Diluc asks Venti if he could leave for a moment and insists that he just wants to talk to Mondstandt’s new honorary knight

• “What is the latest new star of the Fatui doing here in Mondstandt? And working with the Knights of Favonius of all things.”

- To be continued

[tartagliaxx]

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🥺🥺🥺 yes we are....my heart also jumped bc duh anon interaction but also,,, you dk how much your words mean to me cuz sometimes i get anxious abt someone hating how much useless bs i post ahahahahaha. yall came for my writing? oopsie now have this unprovoked childe slander/analysis—

i... removed every single memory related to nutcracker ngl ahahahahha. i legit cant remember for some reason? all i remember is that big ass rat and the fact i cried bc i was terrified of the nutcracker’s face. 

bby i knew we were soulmates at first ask *insert re-used childe fboy in supreme bite pic* choosing princess and the pauper as fav film is valid. i mean... look at this 🙄

literally understood none of that but i think that’s the film,, also,, why r u so cutee owwieee. i think im in love— ☺️❤️

kevin underrated king. wait,, kevin sitcom w portia 🤔

YES PLS I WOULD LOVE THAT!! just tell me the time and we’ll work things out! if u have discord,, we can even do it real time? send me an ask w ur id and ill add u and delete it after or wherever ur comfy is fine too! yea just hmu anytime love 💕 

the fact that people say barbie being an actress ruined everything,, ma’am sir i want rights to punch—yall ignorant people,, knowing that barbie was an actress made it a billion times better bc u get to imagine the behind the scenes,, 

ASAHSDNSDALCJ FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND— pls i lost both lungs!! with childe in the context it just sounds so dark w hidden meanings i cant— ed sheeran villain origin story,, my body literally cant take this anymore ugh CHILDE COME HOME FASTER challenge. also,, maybe,, just maybe,, this is the sign to be an amber main

i dont think i can survive not playing genshin even if its for daily comms and resin. idk its a routine now. KAEYA MAIN???????? dang sexc bbyg. kaeya THE man, you are welcome to step on me, politely of course. also, stop playing hard to get w my darling nonnie and get your lips in the action 😡

you do tho babe 🥺🥺 you’re so funny and nice and adorable im shrieking. sigh,, therapy failed. to that anon who submitted that. yes. yes that is my mans.

I WUV U TOO BBY AND I HOPE THIS FINDS U WELL IN THE MORNING! <3

*brain’s shutting down so ill write my genshin band hcs tom. i swear i have such a fun story to tell askadlfjkaa

[ookami-tsun]

If it isn't to much trouble may i have romantic genshin impact (male) matchup please. My pronouns are she/her. Im a Capricorn, my Mbti type is infj-a/infj-t. I tend to be shy around new people but I can be somewhat loud with people who im close to. I have medium length brown hair, green eyes i wear round glasses,pale skin and a lot of freckles. My height is 5'0. Im not very athletic and im not a big fan of sports but i love to go roller and ice skating. I also love to read books and to also cook and bake food. I also like to garden. I've been playing the violin for 6 years. I love animals and im planing on becoming a wildlife veterinarian. I like to Watch nature/animal documentaries. I also like sweets. Some things i dislike are people who bend or ruin my books and people who speak over me when im trying to talk. I hope this is ok, sorry if i spelt anything wrong. Hope im not bothering you :)

haihai, im not that good with using mbti personality types (im a mix of a few different ones so i personally don't find it that "accurate") but i'll try my best (i apologize if it doesn't seem to fit u, i work better when the requester describes themselves) i did have some difficulty in writing this, none the less i do hope u enjoy this matchup uwu

Anyways... I match you with Childe !!!

Childe :

The description for infj personality type includes some traits that seem to be rather family orientated (dependable, compassionate, gentle and seek harmony & cooperation). This makes me think that you and Childe would be great match since he a person that values family (Referring to his story quest)

I believe that Childe would definitely bring you to meet his family and even though your shy, you would eventually warm up to them which would make Childe glad especially if he can entrust you to look after his siblings while he attends to his Fatui duties

Childe's younger siblings would most definitely love you if you could tell them interesting stories or read them some stories from the book you are reading (unless they are like educational books e.g. teaching someone about coding)

You love to cook and bake ? Thats great!! If Childe brings you along for his Fatui work trips, he would most definitely miss the food in his home land, Snezhnaya, and he may even request for you make some food from Sneznhaya, he would fall deeper in love with you if you surprise him with a dish from Snezhnaya before he could even request for it

Since Childe is family orientated person, he would definitely be supportive of your like for gardening, I think he would be the kind of guy to buy or acquire a big plot of land just for you to do your gardening as well as tending to wildlife animals (even though they technically aren't considered "wild" anymore?)

You have been playing the piano for 6 years ?? you can definitely expect him to want to be there for every and any of your performances, he wouldn't miss it for anything in the world (he may even defy the Tsaritsa just for you)

Even though there isn't really roller skating in Teyvet, you can most definitely ice skate in Snezhnaya. If your an amazing ice skater, you might even distract Childe enough with your grace and elegance that he might just lose that fish he was trying to catch while ice fishing

Overall, I think the relationship would definitely be lasting a long time

i apologise if this matchup was not to your liking, i found it rather difficult to come up with a decision for the matchup (originally i thought of xingqiu when i saw that u liked books and didn't like it when people ruined them but i thought that it would be rather plain). my lack of understanding for traits of the mbti personality types makes it rather difficult for me (i personally find them too generalized since everyone is still different and special in their own way)