#as for reading dumb books bro remember when we read books 💀

[11queensupreme11]

Me: I'm going to read Arsenic blues, wishing to see what the queen has to us ❤️

After reading the note: The fuck!?

Can't believe people are really stealing your job and asking why they haven't the right to it. People are crazier every time I check is half concerning and half amazing how their brains work

Have to be nice, living in that fantasy world for free and without Isekai yourself.

Be for real and growth. Write your own stuff and don't come here asking yourself why the author is mad when you literally just committed a CRIME

Anyway, great character as always queen! ❤️

It is amazing how Loki has one type, defender of rights only person here that knows about human rights and thinks they deserve it.

Loki's the "fuck around and found what happens" god and is always hurting him but he can't scape the consequences of his own actions

Dumb bitch, you're lucky you're hot

Baldur was the first to say: they deserve to live cause you created them and if they're bad it is because you all are worse, maybe if you all learn a minimum of moral they would be better ❤️

I love him, Loki really didn't deserve him, he doesn't deserve Percy either but Baldur is... *Chef kiss*

He was the first, if you know what I'm saying, it is even wonderful how a person (god) can be so kind without knowing what it really is. It is hard to be kind, but without an example!?

Made him the god of humanity and sent him far away from Loki's (too late)

Loki: what's wrong here? Him or me?

Me: You have one chance, and hint, it isn't Baldur you asshole

(That hint of karma. Poseidon is going to lose his daughter, one as loved as Baldur and it's just his fault cause he doesn't have a heart. Love that for him. I love him but I also love the drama)

(Maybe we're more like the gods that we like to think I guess)

Thinking about it, maybe Percy being too gremlin with him IS a good thing.

No matter what, that side of her, the way she's always ready to fight but also being ready to relax with him is his... Well, Loki is always on the edge, but her giving so much kindness to him is also pushing him away.

She chooses to spend time with him and genuinely enjoy that time when he isn't tricking her (to the surprise of EVERYONE including him)

(Percy, being too kind is one thing)

At least he's learning that maybe killing and hurting your loved ones isn't the best decision.

Took him millennials but progress is progress

For now, act 4 is going to give him a ticket express to that fall to madness

Beelzebub...

Well, his trauma is stopping him right now, but I trust him to find a way, it's the smartest one so I'm going to wait before saying something

(For once, the author's favorite is one of my favorites)

(Just laughed cause that is karma right there, you were the one always making the deals with bad ends, now is your turn babygirl. Still rooting for you king ❤️)

Thanks for the chapter Queen and remember, a alive Nico is the best kind of Nico ❤️

bro omg that plagiarizer was weird af. did you see the old ask asking for permission to make an hp x pjo x ror fic inspired by mine? THAT TURNED OUT TO BE THEM. they made a third wattpad account sfahdvbjhv 😭😭😭

i made another chapter calling them out on wattpad and they deleted the books and fucked off (they'll probably be back with a fourth account 💀) but yeah, that's just weird behavior fr 😭

and also.... the thing i wrote about poseidon getting karma? yeah, that's a big ass hint for the future HEHEHEHE

and yesss percy actually does enjoy loki's company most of the times, he just ruins it by... you know, being an asshole to her sometimes, but other than that, she likes hanging out with him! she actually considers him as a friend (but beelie is her #1 bestie in the ror verse LMAO)

[jackstheprinceofhearts]

spoiler-free review on the stolen heir from an ex cardan greenbriar simp

here is photo evidence of me being cringe

alright so I have proven my ex-simp history now we can continue.

alright so first of all, let's talk about what I liked:

I thought the characters were funny, the art on the pages was gorgeous, the hardcover itself was amazing, and I really liked suren and oak as characters!

I also really liked the magic and all that and found it really interesting. I'll talk about the magic again later in the review some more)

I also thought it was just a fun book in general so I rated it 5/5 ⭐. now I do have to say it had no plot and normally I dislike that BUT if the characters are good then I can really enjoy the plotless vibes sometimes but some people just aren't the same like that. but overall I think holly did a pretty good job at making a fun book!

now, for the stuff i didn't like.... I have a few things to go over:

for me, I found the book pretty hard to follow, especially around the end... I was just so confused and maybe I'm just dumb??? but I found it to be really confusing at times.

also, I was pretty disappointed when we were told by holly that we would be getting jude and cardan "crumbs"??? like if you've read it you would know that there is barely anything, they were mentioned a few times and I get that it's oak and suren's story but I really did expect to at least like have them described or see them at some point even just one scene because she kind of made it seem like that.

like yes, there were some but when you hear that you expect there to be like scenes with them you know?? like by crumbs I thought she meant there would be like more of them in it than what we got. so I feel like a few people were just a little disappointed is all.

the next point I have is that all of the character development was at the end!!! like come on bro could we at least have had some foreshadowing or build-up or just SOMETHING to indicate what would happen?? I feel like we needed more build-up instead of just getting this ending for shock value and I was just so confused that I had to ask a few people what happened 💀 because it really just came out of nowhere and not like a "woah that plot twist was so good" like I guessed the twist but how the characters acted is what came out of nowhere but yeah I still liked the ending but it really made no sense.

also the middle of the book?? I remember very little from that because it just felt like the beginning had a lot, the end had a lot, but the middle and a lot of parts I just kind of really forgettable and I'm not saying the story is like bad because of that but I just found it hard to remember stuff but I did read it pretty fast so idk maybe if someone read it a bit slower than I did they may have remembered more but I usually remember a lot.

I also just wish some things were explained MORE. I don't mind when it's left for you to figure out sometimes but honestly, I just felt like we weren't getting AS MUCH as we could be getting, like if suren's abilities had been used a bit more or if we had seen more of what oak could do I think that could've made the story a lot more interesting. and I know yes, yes there's a second book, and oak is supposed to have this air of mystery around him and what not but with duologies, each book has to be able to stand on its own a bit more so I just wish we could've explored the magic just a little bit more

but yeah there is my spoiler-free review of the stolen heir and my thoughts on it LMAO I hope you guys enjoyed this very long review and also if you guys want me to give my thoughts on more books or start posting more about different books then please let me know. (ofc I will still be posting about ouabh & caraval, but I just wanted to make some posts on the stolen heir and share my thoughts since it is currently what everyone is talking about.) love u guys thank you for reading!!!

[evasjacks]

oh my god oh my god so I have a stupidly important exam on monday and I wanna just like cease existing and I can't help but wonder when we all got so frickin old like???? I wanna go back to being eleven or smth please I don't want this stress I just wanna read dumb books anyways have you met anyone in college you don't hate

aw bestie you know I have a deep pit of hate for absolutely everyone I meet 🥰

BUT yeah there are some ppl that are p ok?? and we’re all getting super old I’m a legal person like what the fuck??? when did that happen??

good luck on your test !! I rly hope u do well bestie lmk how it goes <3

asks? asks.

[volturialice]

emmett & jasper meta for anon

ok so remember back when midnight sun came out and I freaked out over all the jalice stuff in it?

the other line in that book that actually fucking wrecked me to the point where I still think about it and have to lie down was this one:

AND THAT’S JASPER. YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE HIM 💀💀

because emmett IS going to love him!!! 😭😭😭 the bond between them is so pure and simple and I have so many feelings about it.

from reading the original 4 books, one gets the sense that edward’s favorite brother is emmett, but emmett’s favorite brother is jasper. which is fucking hilarious and I love that for them (it’s ok, we all know edward’s favorite sibling is alice.)

and it makes sense because jasper and emmett just...complement each other so well. jasper is all brooding and tactical while emmett is like idk dude I just drink blood. emmett has been dealing with edward’s whiny existential angst for two decades by the time jasper shows up, so I’m sure he’d appreciate jasper’s decidedly non-whiny, more practical angst lmaoo. and jasper has already discovered, via alice, that having Fun people in his life makes a huge difference, that there’s power in being soft and kind and goofy.

whereas “lonely for three decades” alice needed to bond with a sibling who was like her—a “freak among freaks”—jasper, who was constantly surrounded by hostile emotions for 80 years, needed to bond with a sibling utterly unlike him: a pure of heart, dumb of ass himbo (albeit with hidden depths of empathy and wisdom.) even the line in the book recognizes it—edward is standing there hugging alice like “yes, this is gonna be my Person in the family” and then calmly directs emmett to jasper, because he already knows they’re gonna be important to each other.

jasper needed someone to help him relearn how to goof off. someone to playfully beat the shit out of in a situation where the only stakes are who has to mow the lawn later. someone to place stupid bets on trivial everyday things with, to invent ridiculous games like Emmett & Jasper Ultimate MegaChess with.

and emmett needed someone to just, like. PLAY with, period! someone who wasn’t gonna go “ugh, emmett, I’m not doing that it’ll mess up my hair” or “not now emmett, I’m rereading nietzsche” or “emmett, dear, you’re wearing a hole in the carpet, take it outside.”

I mentioned earlier that one of my favorite moments in the movies is when jasper and emmett come get edward for his ““bachelor party,”” and they all end up shoving each other around in the swans’ yard. that’s one of the only moments in the films where they actually feel like family to me. like yes, this is how actual brothers interact.

so yeah, the main thing I love about the emmett & jasper ultimate bro-down is that it’s rooted in pure wholesome dumbassery. jasper showed up and emmett said LET THERE BE FUN. and there was fun. and fifty years later there still is :’’’))))