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whiskeyswifty · 2 years ago

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i do find it incredibly funny that everyone's One Fear post j*e was that she would get with p*te davidson. and while she avoided P*te Davidson prime (so far) and we thought, phew! we're safe, one fear averted, but then she's like, surprise! how about the british p*te davidson! like it's almost uncanny how they're one to one in a lot of ways. what a hoot and a holler this situation is like congrats! everyone was right in the end!

#what is it about those Types of guys that makes them like #mlw rebound catnip like thank god i'm a lesbian because what awaits mlw post longterm relationship breakups is.... bleak!#i too would stay with my husband/bf way longer than i should because i was terrified of what awaited me #as a mlw post serious breakup like... the horrors #anyway what a funny observation #you gotta laugh like she's just doing Post-Breakup girl shit sooooo predictably

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