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Positively GUTTED that I don't live anywhere close to the Celina 52 Truck Stop. I would absolutely love a photo with Piss Jugman u_u
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Yall really like these guys with wings so here’s some more doodles! Im busy with commission work and won’t be active for a good while, but I’ll try to post more doodles ever so often. (Ahh the joy of drawing my favorite guys… it fills me with joy.)
#wing au#submas#nimbasa trio#the guys!#still working on coms but like… i miss drawing my comfort characters#i miss my blorbos tail. i miss my blorbos a lot#(the blorbos are refering to two full grown adult ass train men and a gym leader model armed with a murder zebra)#critdraws#art#pokemon#sketches#ingo#emmet#elesa#they have Normal Wings (for now)#if i ever make a wing au elesa’d have emolga wing gliders for one#and for two the twins would have pidgey wings because im funny
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chscr theatre au dynamic is basically “guy who says line! every three sentences x guy who’s gonna ram the script book up the first guy’s ass if he says line! one more time” and i think thats great
#genshin impact#childe#scaramouche#chiscara#scarachilde#theatre kids au#<they aren’t actually kids. like they are grown ass adults with day jobs. but theatre kids au is too funny and dear to my heart to not use#hhghgh and if u know what i was inspired by for this dynamic#then u know#my art
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bitteschön! for being such a good test subject! i mean patient.
#i know he gives out lollipops to his teammates#he doesnt care that theyre all grown ass adults. do you want candy or not#also something something americans and their root beer. hed know everyones favorite flavors#doodles#tf2#medic tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 soldier#tf2 scout#tf2 engineer#science party#engiemedic
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"most amicable sibling"
#pachidraws#limbus company#hong lu#jia xichun#<-i dont know how to tag her. so sorry to the redologists of tumblr trying to find book xichun lore#canto 7#i would do anything for these siblings. im SICK#and jia huan too ig. maybe.#pachiposting#xichun is a grown ass adult with a faction of people under her command not to mention being very skilled on her own#HOWEVER she has 'small violent animal with bite force strong enough to suspend its body in midair' energy. hope this helps!
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people protesting you can't ship lucy and the ghoul bc of the age gap are so fucking funny the man sold her organs for drugs, cut off her finger and lassoed her like a runaway calf; I get why THAT might turn you off (couldn't be me but like, I get it) but some of you looked at that situation and went "ew gross they can't smooch, he's old"
#it's so funny i'm sorry#also lucy is a grown ass adult not a baby#she was old enough in universe to get married and start having kids she's a mature woman#naivete in a new situation does not mean immaturity#lucy maclean#the ghoul#cooper howard#fallout#fallout show#fallout prime#vaultghoul#ghoulcy
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these are fun
#ok im finally watching DRP2 and Cinder and Wyldfyre's beef is so funny like sir you are (presumably) an adult and bullying a teenager#ive seen some takes that Cinder is a teen which i giggle at bc when i first watched DR i thought he was genuinely like 50. old ass man#go to bed grandpa#i changed my mind tho he must be a youngish adult but hes just kinda fucked up. like yeah Cinder maybe you do need ur beauty sleep#hes grown on me though. who is this DIVA#ninjago#dragons rising#my post#ninjago kai#ninjago lloyd#ninjago harumi#ninjago wyldfyre#ninjago sora#ninjago vania#ninjago arin#ninjago roby#harumi jade#princess harumi#lloyd garmadon#kai smith#kai jiang#princess vania#ninjago cinder#i forgot to tag him oops. its what he deserves#lego ninjago#amelia isn't funny
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"i don't like chainshipping the age gap is problematic" im going to explode you with my mind
#ADAM IS A GROWN ASS MAN LET HIM DATE THAT DILF#WHOOOOO GAF !!!!!!#god forbid adults date each other#adam faulkner stanheight#lawrence gordon#chainshipping#saw#saw franchise#saw 2004#si yaps
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Doodle while I PROCRATINATE SO HARD
#across the spiderverse#miles 42#clawcode#ganke lee#miles morales#milesganke#prowler miles#prowler party#slur gallery#digital art#theyre both delusional#HE LOOKS SO GROWN UP DLSJDKDKFFKDK#bro is majestic#bro is a whole ass adult pining over some nerd boy on his college classes#Ganke sees it and he starts thinking of everybody Miles knows that has an E in their name
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rosie posie
#my art#alan wake#alan wake 2#rose marigold#dead by daylight#sorry i turned your grown ass 35 year old adult woman into a moeblob it was an accident
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new tree who dis
#yeah they've already out grown their old one lol. our huge ass kittens bigger than adult cats#sonboys allowed#fig#lou#shout out to connor and alana for building it!
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Bisexual Kou strikes again
ft. Bi Nene
#kou minamoto#nene yashiro#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#jshk#tbhk chapter 119#not tagging this with ships since this version of amane is a grown ass adult#bisexual#bi bi bi#they’re both bicons
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a collection or mood-board of sorts
#cal.txt#glitter text#animated text#shitpost#autistic characters#autism representation#jack kline#spn#autism#your fav is#ID: your autistic favs do fuck! me. I’m fucking them. die mad about it#image posting#image collection#autism memes#autism stuff#blorbo tag#your fav#every day I remember that jack is literally a grown ass romance-feeling sex-wanting autistic adult infantilized for his autistic traits#and then I die a little bit inside#but will that stop me from carnal posting ab him? absolutely fucking not. he’s pretty and I want him and that’s never gonna change#sexualizing autism is actually crucial to beating ableism im so serious
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no i am not over how one of the first things kris does of their own accord without our input is to lay down their life for this weird ipad kid they met five hours ago no i am not over "hell yeah i am here to humiliate you fucker" no i am not over "did you miss me? because i missed you!" no i am not over how much not only susie but also kris (and ralsei) genuinely care about their new adopted little cousin guy and the fact that he went from having no friends at all to 3 ride or die bffs who were willing to do what every adult in his life failed to do which is stand up for him i-
#im gonna fucking throw up lancer's relationship with all of the fun gang is literally so important to me#hes gone his whole life surrounded by people but so incredibly alone for a multitude of reasons NONE of which are his fault#every grown ass adult in that castle knew he was suffering but did NOTHING about it#so to see these teenagers (OTHER KIDS) not only take him under their wing and include him whenever possible#but also stand up and say 'NO. no you will NOT get away with that' when his shithead dad abuses him#going so far as to put their own asses on the line for him because they fucking care#and lancer loves them back!!! hes saved the fun gang's asses twice in as many chapters#the first instance being when he did something he's NEVER done before and took up hands against his dad#the affection in his dialogue when he talks about kris and susie and ralsei#calls them all funny nicknames and says that he misses them...#shaking and crying and throwing up and falling down thr stairs and astral projecting#im so so os so so normal about these characters i promise#deltarune
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sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.
#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian#i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s?#big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out#but at least he'll always have wei-xiong#anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown#he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like#maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something#but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died#my whole sect burned#my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird#and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter??????#is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never#and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj#because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That#only for adult son with the weird vibes#to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real#punk ass bitch#anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM#and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi#be his dad.#if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then?????#and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama#jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful
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Uuuuuh here's my take on a Teen Wolf movie fix-it, because god do we deserve it.
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“Stiles, think of her father! He finally has her back!”
“Think of his son! Scott, he’s a child,” Stiles’ voice breaks as he thinks of Eli, young and alone after losing his only parent. He thinks of himself, and who he might have been had he lost his dad at Eli’s age.
Mostly, he thinks of Derek. Selfless, martyr, stupid Derek who still thought he was disposable after all these years, after raising a son and settling down and getting the quiet life he always wanted. Stiles thinks of Derek, and he feels himself falling apart at the seams because why is it that life still likes to punish kind, battered souls like Derek Hale’s? Why couldn’t it decide that he’d had enough, why did it have to kill him before letting him rest?
Stiles can’t accept it. He won’t accept it. He’s going to bring Derek back from whatever kind of shit afterlife he’s in, and he’s going to force him to live out his quiet life with his son if it’s the last goddamn thing Stiles ever does. That is the only ending he’ll accept for this beautiful, broken man.
Fuck everyone who wants to stop him.
“Stiles, he’s gone. You can’t— he’s gone,” Scott says, voice softening, obviously trying to be placating. Stiles doesn’t care for it.
“You can keep your head in fucking Allison land all you want, Scott. Get your child bride, fuck off back to wherever it is you left Beacon Hills for. But don’t you dare tell me what I can and cannot do. If you want to keep her, you’ll do it far, far away from here,” and Stiles thinks maybe this is the moment Scott finally gets it. That he is not the same boy who left after high school graduation. Whatever soft spot Stiles had for Scott is gone, went away with time and therapy and the realization that Scott would never care for him the way Stiles did for him, that he was kept close for his usefulness until it ran out and he became disposable.
So yeah, Scott can keep Allison. Stiles will be happy for him, even. But if he dares interfere with his own plans, Stiles will put them both in the ground himself.
It’s not like it’d be the first time he’s done so.
#patolemus writes#maybe I'll even finish this who knows#certainly not me#stiles brings derek back with sheer force of will and smacks him for being stupid and not calling him#then they kiss#eli is fucking thrilled because stiles is the single most badass/terrifying person he's ever met. he wants to be him when he grows up#derek is rightfully concerned about this but it's too late. when he complains about this to stiles he just tells him to suck it up#if derek didn't want his son to become a menace to society like stiles is he should have stayed alive to monitor eli's time with him#as a side note this is me shaming this whole movie for pairing off grown ass adult scott with 17yo allison#interesting how it is ok for 30yo scott to date a 17yo girl but 19yo or 21yo or hell 24yo derek dating a 17yo boy is a fucking crime#smells like bullshit to me#teen wolf#teen wolf the movie#sterek#stiles stilinski#derek hale#eli hale#scott mccall#allison argent
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